*Sip* edition.What would you drink with your horsebando?
You know exactly what I'd drink if you catch my cold.
>inb4 girls don't exist posts
Do you think that being a gay male would be looked down upon in equestria? With so many mares and so little stallions I would imagine that equestria's goverment would try to keep them from rutting each other.
>>35110095The funny thing is that there is almost an equal amount of mares and stallions in the background.
>Walking AIDS case threadDisgusting
>>35109927probably iced tea
>>35109927Two of them are already married, dolt.
>>35109927Why is the lesbo thread going strong while the homo thread whitered away?
>>35110887probably because a good chunk of straight guys praise f/f but hate m/m despite being the same concept
stallions suck. they're not cute and they're all so stupid and pointless.
>>35110895You take that back.
>>35109927Glad to see this thread's back, I was worried when there wasn't one Wednesday after Anon said he'd make one then
>>35109927Rumble best small stallion.
>>35110095>so many mares and so little stallionsI never got into that, a girls show showed more female characters on screen it isn't hard to believe. Actual Equestria has roughly a 50-50 gender ratio.
repost from the previous stallion thread
>>35110407Bisexual that will end their marriage and go full gay after feeling the pleasure of another male.Attraction to females is always temporary until you find your ideal male
colt love best love.
bump the stallion rump
Horse cum, obviously. >>35110407Not in my perfect faggot AU they're not. >>35110892 they just think it's really hot because double the vagina. In reality, getting off to lesbos as a male is the ultimate cuck.
Earth pony stallions are the best stallions.
The nerd/jock pairing is majorly overdone in media but Dusk/Blitz is cute as hell.
>>35114111>"Speak directly into the ponut sir"
>ywn have Butterscotch as your bfwhy even live?
>>35110892yeah, bois rule, girls drool
>>35114839>not being bisexual master race.
>>35112198as a fellow bi guystop being such a fuckin creep>>35110407i think you mean 4 if not 5the three you missed are doc and derpy(yes that's her name, shut the hell your mouth), brae and little strongheart, and soarin and krust-i mean rainbow dash
>>35114111w r o n ginter-m6 pairings are cancer no matter the twist on it>>35114821for the possibility of itnever say never bro>>35113411/pol/ is thataway, race fetishist>>35114150u n fnf
>>35114873>m6 pairings are cancer no matter the twist on itFTFY
>>35114873How about r63 selfcest?
>>35114954most of the time, yesthere's the occasional gem tho>>35115052selfcest is bestcest
Just wash your hands first.
>>35110407>not wanting to ride Shiny's ponut while he's mounted his wifeIt's like you don't even know what love is
>>35115052>>35115063Selfcest is the best
>>35115339imagine getting pounded by scotch's fat cock while eating flutters out
>>35115366I'd rather cuddlefuck Flutters alongside Scotch and feel his thick cock against mine inside her love canal
>>35115485that's for round 2
>>35115497yeah, eating your combined creampies while getting one of your own pumped into you would be awesome.
>>35115985What about making out with Scotch while you eat your combined creampies together and let Flutters suck you both off for her own taste of combined creampie?
>>35115985you got it backwards bro
I hate you guys so much. After I was curious and lurked the past few threads, I can't help but think lewd thoughts about stallions now. It's gotten so bad that I can't even masturbate anymore. What the fuck did you faggots do to me? Change me the fuck back I wanna go back man. Fuck you guys for doing this to me
>>35116437>It's gotten so bad that I can't even masturbate anymorehave ya tried jerkin yer gherkin to stallions?also, why are you complaining? you went into the stallion thread on 4chan
>>35116344that's round three, plenty of cum for every hole.
Is this thread gay or just for little girls?
>>35116902>for little girls
>>35117800more likely than you think
>>35117800Y'all guys just can't be gay
>tfw blueblood will never sexually harass you and force you to be his little bitch.
>>35116437>stallions>can't get pregnant>no mood swings every month>shares the same day-to-day problems that men just understand that women don't>will cook for you>will suck every last drop of cum out of your throbbing erectionI don't understand the problem here.
>>35118407i hate blueblood
>>35118782You don't have to like him, Anon wrote "force" for a reason.
>>35118782he's hot though. Shame he never got a redemption episode.
>>35118902rape is mega-squicky
>>35119041forceful rape is, sexual harassment and pressure to have sex with him isn't.
>>35112064Looks like somebody's got a fan.
>>35119076nope, both are
>>35118407That kinda make me remember the Shining Armor x Prince Blueblood FF comic
>>35120176This will be the last page I will post.Just imagine an alternative ending were shining accept the invitation to the palanquin
>>35120187>>35120176>>35120169>>35120161>royal guards>all stallionsgay
Since you gits enjoy looking at stallions so much, here's a little comic for you to eat up:https://www.deviantart.com/gj301/gallery/63690443/off-field
>>35120629mares are unfit for military service
masc stallion pairings don't get enough love.
>>35121662cuz they're the ones who tend to be straight
>>35121699Which makes it all the sweeter when they're gay as frick.
>>35121911nnnno?not unless it's really convincingly writtenalso, bi folks exist(and frankly, shining's the more likely to be bi)
>>35121922I meant just big masculine dudes being gay, not going from straight to gay. That's gay and dumb.
>>35109927>/mlp/: REEEE there aren't enough male characters, I am underrepresented!>also /mlp/: REEEEEE stop introducing male characters, this show is about the Mane 6 not your poochie OC's!
>>35122524Said no one.
>>35121970well, just a shame that you posted a pic of two canonically straight characters being gay
>>35122524/mlp/ is not only one person
shame brae had to go full furry instead of drawing the hottest gay pony porn.
>>35123683eh, I think he still draws pony from time to time
>>35123693I know but only as commissions and pateron rewards. I miss the full time pony days.his furry porn is hot though
Stallions are just ponies. And ponies are wicked cute. If you wouldn't a mare you're a fag, and if you hate stallions, I hate you.
>>35124012This guy gets it.
>>35123683as someone who's into both, it's not that bad for mestill sucks tho
>>35124893same but the problem is there are very few (good) gay pony artists, while gay furry artists are a dime a dozen.
>>35123683He went to shit the moment he caved in and starting to age up Spike.
>>35125028yeah and he deleted all his earlier foalcon stuff too.He's full SJW and is on that 'consent' kick they have.
>>35125043Woah, I can't believe you finally stopped posting your paranoid bullshit about how he deleted the comic with Spike and Shining.
>>35123683he still draws pones tho
>>35125043saurian's a good enough alternate, i find
>>35112064Whatever happened to the "Submission is Mandatory" threads?
>>35125451Not me faggot.
>>35125043>He's full SJW and is on that 'consent' kick they haveWhat?>>35125451It's still bullshit
>>35126338deleted his foalcon because minors can't consent to sex, admitted the second half of comic relief was kinda rapey because Shiny wasn't screaming I consent the whole time.
>>35126446The fact that Shining Armor didn't make an attempt to fight back should be concent enough.Also did Braeburned said those were the reason why he deleted it?
>>35125043>>35126782>>35125848>Shhhh...>Not a word to anyone.>This is going to be our little secret.
>>35126132hopefully they died off for good
I've always loved these threads
which stallions do y'all think are the cutest?
>>35130028its hard to say, all the stallions are so adorable.
>>35130028They are all cute, for they are all horse. Shining and Sunburst seem the most friendly and relatable respectively, though. I bet they would be loads of fun. Err... no pun intended.
>>35130028for me its thunderlane
>>35130647Good contender. I like that look a lot. I looked it up on DB one time and I am pretty sure it is tagged as "ask the gaylord" or something like that, but I think what I like about it so much is that he his pretty cute, without being a total fag. He could just as easily be a laid back, free love, hippy kinda guy. Nothing about that is gay. He could get tons of females if he wanted to. Maybe he does. But it still feels like, if you were laid back and loving enough, he would be more than happy to cuddle that shit up. Get real intimate, even if you were a dude.
>>35130647rule 63 shit doesn't count
>>35130700i'm the one who asked, and i say it counts>>35130902in my opinion, it's a hard tie between him and >>35130647
>>35130028For me it's definitely Butterscotch>>35130647
>>35130647cutest hippie boi.
>>35133092what a cute mare
>>35133212yeewonder how they taste?~
>>35136381unshorn fetlocks are so fucking lewd.
>>35130647>>35135797Why beautiful young males are more appealing than women?Or that is my brain is full of gay I'm completely delusional?
>>35136530ponies are hyper cute and perfect. Real guys aren't this attractive.
Im not gay, The idea of anything going into my butt sickens me, I am repulsed at the thought of trying anything with a human male and especially a tranny, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttt I would fucking love and pound every inch of my stallion bf. No homo.
>>35136530Probably because male pones look more like actual horses?
>>35110095there's actually an equal number of male and female characters shown on screen. The show focuses on a primarily female cast, but that's like assuming New York is primarily males because of the gender composition of the main cast of Seinfeld.
>>35109927I caught the gay from this thread. How do I cure it? Which treatments work best?
>>35138233The Half a gallon of horse semen per day therapy.
>>35138236How do I extract it?
>>35138233Ask your stallion to wear something cute to make it less gay.
>>35138048I'd actually kinda want him to top me, I bet he makes the cutest noises while fucking.
>>35138217The butt in that image is perfect.
>>35138542this is also acceptable
>>35138258two rounds, switch places
>>35139640with plugs to keep each other's cum in.
>>35139649u n f ~nf~
>>35139640>>35139649Why not do away with buttstuff and go for 69 followed by frenching while frotting instead?A stallion like him would be a lot more hesitant about anal anyway.
>>35140280gotta start some timei'll be gentleand the frenching and frotting is for the afterglow
>>35138258>Wants to get toppedYou're a massive faggotLet it have importance since it comes from a homosexual
Stop being a fucking bottom, anon
>>35140560 Not everyone can be dom, don't you get that
>>35141002exactly, someone has to take the cock. Tops wouldn't be tops without bottoms to fuck.
>>35141605bashful stallions are qt>>35141613must boop that snoot>>35141617>bulgeUNF>thighsU N FNF>blushhnnng
bugboy love comphttps://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/9/25/1257681.pnghttps://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/10/3/1263932.pnghttps://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/8/21/1229985.pnghttps://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/8/21/1230111.pnghttps://derpicdn.net/img/view/2018/1/26/1641160.pnghttps://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/7/7/2084832.pnghttps://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/3/14/1386572.pnghttps://derpicdn.net/img/view/2020/1/22/2254186.png
>>35141781I wanna smash those bug asses
>>35110095>With so many mares and so little stallionsI wish RGRE/femdomfags would stop spewing this like it's fact, and others would stop parroting it. The show was made for a young female demographic, so it of course featured the female characters more. This in no way shows nor even implies that there's some societal matriarchy the sisters and their protoge do not mean all families and societal structure are female-run nor massive gender population difference. Logically estimated, they're populated roughly 50/50 like with human society. The stallions are by and large at work and doing daily activities while the mane characters are prancing around doing whatever that week's story called for.
>>35125043That's what happens when you consort with furries. You're all but forced to follow their psychotic social justice mindset or you get thrown out. Which is precisely why wootmaster and all the furries drumming up retarded controversy in the post-show pony fandom is so fucking dangerous, because the same shit is going to happen here if it isn't stopped.
>>35142350I dont mind it so much. Its all just head cannon shit anyways. I think the idea for more mares than stallions is neat story-wise, but im also fine with 50/50.
>>35142409not all furries are SJW, or at least as rabidly. There is cub furry produced.
>>35142997There is literally a goddamned website for it.
>>35142997Nearly all of them are, and those that aren't are a rare minority that end up getting kicked out of places.