Nana will it Symphogear XV+AXZ musichttps://mega.nz/#F!mslXBKTT!cKifF2M0HFAdS3eXXoJQeA>AXZ ZesshoushinaisEp. 1: https://mega.nz/#!nwRWSBjL!FHOQ9IoxhAY7GMcx9NEH12TIMRp6fo_kvIzn-nwxicgEp. 2: https://mega.nz/#!L0o2RZZA!aLmACP9g5ULN_f_bZWQL9NpHBAZ0-l6khz0DrNEenCYEp. 3: https://mega.nz/#!CpZByIgD!FUN-Us9FSyQ1usRZgNl2-sIWSJmtB3glxsNJ436mMmQEp. 4: https://mega.nz/#!egQECC5S!McL9xDPA9fOmrk0aEw59crkqgvZUgXR34JXZiDa3ww8>XDU Eventshttps://pastebin.com/XHxJzrPq>XDU Guidehttps://symphogear.blogspot.com/2017/06/symphogear-xd-starter-guide.html>AXZ HiBiKi Radio Archivehttps://mega.nz/#F!KkBXSYyZ!GJCB0XB95wQA4uCi4S6hhw>GX Pastebin and Mega folderhttp://pastebin.com/EeTkSpKa https://mega.nz/#F!19FVyBzQ!eKkp4fzmcyybty7rY5r0mA!wptxxQzI>Artbookshttps://pastebin.com/56g69j9j>XV websitehttp://symphogear-xv.com/>Shirabe's cooking adventurehttps://mega.nz/folder/ADY1WSpb#mHpWGF-Ft2it5WMrPrTi0Qhttps://storia.takeshobo.co.jp/manga/symphogear/>Symphogear XDU English Translation Sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ2kBC2P10nqtv0827_ICUgZ3UjL3S6FNN8lNHoTmEnq20rJY36Ck1Z4KEVgUK7eXnscVUT_q41AzQB/pubhtml>20XX: A new Symphogear project has been announced at the Symphogear Live concert.https://twitter.com/SYMPHOGEAR/status/1594293709906251776 >Compilation of pictures from the Symphogear Expo in Nagoya. Thanks anon for sharing them with us.https://www.dropbox.com/sh/z5bb20blz9u7feq/AADhqHKY5n-6IJuWbmeHxgP2a?dl=0old>>21432469
>>21445770And before anyone says anything I wasn't even really looking at the post counter, I was just making it because it's her birthday.
I've been looking for the cute translated Nana quotes where she asks her fans if she saw her fly at one of her Lives. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>21445931This >>21445166 ?
>>21445931You haven't been looking very hard.
I have a need for more Bats in my life.
>>21446044You won't last long like that.
>>21446044Hope that this quenches your thirst.
>>21446044>>21446143I like the way this is going already
remember
>>21446483
>>21446492>tfw learned about the show right as it endedI could have watched along with anons if only I had been a little earlier
>>21446496smooch the bat
>>21446498Sometimes I think back to the days of S1 and I wonder how we ever really came this far. I have a strong fondness for S1 but it really did seem like we got lucky with even G.
>>21446522cool show, looks interesting. Do they turn into the forms below?
>>21446528
>>21445675the main antagonists of the psp fighting games were palette swaps because they ran out of memory or disk space or something so they made up some story where they made evil clones of the cast. they didn't turn out all that evil but they inverted their personalities. in fate's case, levi is brash and straightforward, and more than a little dumb (fate is also a total idiot-type character but you can't tell because she keeps her mouth shut a lot of the time). levi loves eating and bonking people with her axe.
>>21446685>I'm gonna make your asshole look like this after the show
>>21445777>777The numbers have spoken.
>>21446704What DOES Nana will anyways?
God, silver-haired bitches are so punchable.
>>21446501Breed the bat.
>>21446726An endless recursion.
>>21446777Thought it was the other way around
>>21446881Only if you're a woman.
>>21446884makes sense- she's named after the ur-vampire lesbian after all
>>21446777>>21446704
>>21446897Notice that batposting gets us nana digits, a symbol of Tsubasa's deep dark desires perhaps?
>>21446902Perhaps Maria needs to be rougher with her Sheath.
>>21446956I think the sword would break
>>21446962There is no limit to the depravity of a Kazanari.
>>21447010but there are limits to her durability
And sometimes it has unintended consequences
How solve the radio mission?
When's the K-ON collab
When's the G-Witch collab
>>21447236Yui, Hibiki and Kirika alone In a escape room game.
>>21447249That's an easy one. That much density in one room would form a gravity well, the room would collapse into itself opening the way for the girls to leave
Fashion Bikki
>>21447152MA1-14 with Basa
>>21447557This girl has large breasts.
>>21448051
>>21448057I think they are just the right size.
>>21448186I'd need a better angle to confirm it
>>21448186There's no such thing as too big.
>>21448275>
>>21447557What a pretty girl. I think I'll ask her out.
>>21448288>But we are outside?
>>21447557>louis shittonNo thanks. I'll go hit-on Miku instead.
>>21448186>>21448275it's all about proportion
>>21448364If you're a wuss. I want to see a pair of boobs I can use as a bean bag chair. I want to climb a massive heaving bosom as if it where a nearby hill and lay on it on a sunny day. I want to climb a gigantic rack, the way a man climbs a mount and greet the dawn and cry out that I am here.
>>21448371No, there's an upper limit. Past that, they stop being breasts and they're just fat. It's like sugar, it's great even in pretty large amounts, but past a certain amount it'll make you puke instead
>>21448378>No, there's an upper limit.I DEFY YOUR LIMITS!
>>21448401Stop! Your body can't take the strain!
>>21448413I will never break
>>21448428then perish
>>21448431I'd rather have sex
>>21448441That is not idol-like behavior.
>>21448452I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!!
>>21448456Is this what's known as a "switch"?
>>21448458I always prefer the right joy con.
horny Tsubasaposting is my favorite part of this general
>>21446522Girls holding hands? They must be such good friends
>>21449770
>>21449786
>>21449786>>21449827Now throw them from a cliff.
Is there a single day when this general is not horny?
>>21450226And nothing of value was lost.
>>21450375No. Symphogear was always built on being horny.
Armpits > boobs
>>21450378
I am missing symphgear music again.https://youtu.be/JNjsS_vrlyAAt least it's just a few more weeks until the live gets a broadcast.
>>21450388Kirika is more valuable than Tsubasa.
>>21450404This is why Tsubasa wants to get rid of her. She feels threatened by the cute retard.
>>21450388>Kirika wondering who would put a McDonalds next to a dangerous cliff edge.
>>21450394Gee, Nana, why do you get to have live instruments
>>21450414Nothing can contain her sexiness.
>>21450385
>>21450484Kirika's fiancee is too eager
Happy Birthday, Shirabe~!!!
>>21450696Shirabe shouldn't be whoring herself out on her birthday.
>>21450697Too late for that.
>>21450707who the hell is this?
>>21450997Shirabe after leaving her deadbeat husband Kiri-chan in order to pursue a career in the music industry as a charming and radiant idol.
>>21451043It looks like that girl ate Shirabe
>>21450484
>>21451061You had your chance.
All this time we thought Kiri was dumb, it turns out without her glasses she couldn't read!
>>21451227Alright, dummy. If you're so literate, spell icup.
>>21451340I pissed myself Dess!
>>21451353I accuse her parents.
>>21451362I'm sure we can work this out
>>21451340This make me wonder if there was an interaction of Fine and Kirika somewhere in the game, or the franchise for that matter.
>>21451394You're kidding right?
>>21450696The best way to sped her birthday is to write her dealing with her PTSD after turning a dozen terrorists to chunks of meat.
>>21451626What if the terrorists are cute girls?
>>21451956Looks like AI
>>214521152/10
>>21451956Looks like sex
>>21451956Looks like Shirabe
>>21452457Watch out Germain! Prelati is getting the jar!
>>21452122
>>21452457Honey I shrunk the Alchemist.
>>21453292next, I'll stretch the alchemist
>>21452583Its strange seeing Chris top Hibiki I wonder whose birthday it was.
>>21452115i wish the ai could do hand-focused poses like that
The next event will be 5.5, which will set up new project. Older Hibiki, true hag Maria soon.
>>21453467>Late twenties/early thirties MariaPlease
>>21453495Are those ages really considered old? I could've sworn that someone in their early thirties wasn't seen as old just a few years ago.
>>21453467Also we will get the first ever kiss on screen. It will be between Chris and Hibiki.
>>21453507By Japanese standards anything over 20 is ancient.
>>21453511
>>21453507Past 25 is what the Japanese considered a "Christmas Cake", as in a woman who hasn't married by that age is considered unwanted. >>21453511That wouldn't match any of their personalities. Hibiki wouldn't kiss Chris, she just pumps and dumps her
>>21453518I want a Sulettagear.
>>21453547the only times Hibiki gets her hands bloody is when Miku is on her period
>>21453554The new Symphogear will open with the Bikki Splat. And then end with a full-frontal kissu.
>>21453577between Tsubasa and Shirabe
>>21453580>Its Tsubasa pumping all of her phonic gain and life into Shirabe to save her life like GX the electric boogaloo.
>>21453554gross
>>21453930You missed a spot.
When it gets too cold and you cuddle with your dog to get warmth.
>>21454043Is this where the cute flying doggy bat species come from?
>>21454286No, anon. This is where you die.
>>21454286
>>21454327What a horrid creature. I better smother it with a pillow.
>>21454327More wholesome than what I had in mind
>>21453547How would a G-Witch/XDU collab even work? Aerial is too big.
>>21454776brother we had godzilla. gamera and Gridman collabs
>>21454433I'd let her bit my pillow.
nothing makes me feel more retarded than trying to draw Chris's hair
>>21455043how about drawing the Rooster's hair?
>>21455043Try drawing Maria's hair
>>21455372There's a literal manual for that.
>>21454776Symphogears get spat out in Asticassia School of Technology, fall in with Earth House, get asked to duel by some group, have to borrow Mobile Suits and try to wing it. They succeed and then go home.So who would struggle with operating a Mobile Suit? Who would take to it like a duck to water?
>>21453943Kanade will receive a wish from her Fairy Godmother to go to the ball and meet the prince. Finally leaving her cruel life of servitude under Tsubasa.
>>21455596Hibiki until she realizes she can plug in Gungnir into suit to turn it into big Gear. Then all the other gears do the same thing.
>>21455651Mobile Suit-sized Symphogears are an amazing idea.
>>21455596Tsubasa would be the most obvious candidate for natural piloting skills, Hibiki would struggle with all the technical stuff until she turned it into a G-gundam style cockpit, Shirabe would be the austistic funnelboat child and Kiri would be a newtype.
>>21455888Maria would accidentally activate the self-destruct. Blindly steer it into a group of enemies in a panic and afterwards act like that was all according to plan.
>>21456458Maria would be the battleship captain, she can't fit into a MS cockpit
>>21455596>Who would take to it like a duck to water?The mysterious furry pilot who happens to seamlessly integrate with her Mobile Suit via a tail interface and ends most of her sentences with "であります"Nobody knows much about this unforeseen student or the origins of her fluffy ears, but there are rumors that she used to be part of a legendary mercenary group back on Earth.
>>21457017>there are rumors that she used to be part of a legendary mercenary group back on Earth.So she's gonna join Sophie and Norea as a member of Dawn of Fold?
>>21457040Our mysterious student decides to join their ranks during one of her trips to Earth. Being from a former mercenary group herself and a natural ace pilot, our furry friend finds a new home among the Earthians. She is aware of the vast scope of their anti-Spacian agenda, but she is not afraid of the challenge. After all, this is not the first time that she stands up against the whole world. Sophie and Norea are particularly impressed by her piloting skills and start to call her the Fluffy Cotton-candy Best Beast. The mysterious student starts to carry out her first missions for Dawn of Fold as she begins to launch devastating strikes against peanut butter container ships. Soon, the whole supply chain of peanut butter collapses and the peanut butter-deprived Spacians learn to fear the tales of the wolf pilot who brings destruction to their vessels.
>>21457017>>21457040>the last remnant of the NR will die alongside the OTHER terrorist brats like rabid dogs when Dominicus retaliates against their base after Plant QuettaI would pay real life money to see this happen.
>>21457405I don't like this comparison, Suletta is a pure innocent cinnamon bun who was too shy to face her wife because she thought she was useless, while Hibiki is a proactive thirsty lesbian who has a womam on every port. Also, Hibiki is so anti-killing she doesn't even use a weapon against noise, while Suletta pastes Earthians and bathes in their blood
>>21457417>Hibiki is a proactive thirsty lesbianHibiki was reduced to a stuttering mess every time things left a completely platonic plane that she was comfortable with (Finé biting her ear in S1 as well as Vanessa's robotits / tape measure in XV both made her lose her shit, literally no progress at all).Miku was an exception because Hibiki was about as dense as a neutron star and had absolutely no clue about how thirsty Miku was for her or how all the turbodyke shit they engaged in on a daily basis looked like to everyone else.Suletta actually caught on in record time compared to her, she was absolutely, retardedly, puppy-eyes smitten halfway into the cour.>Also, Hibiki is so anti-killing she doesn't even use a weapon against noiseHibiki's anti killing WOMEN.She punched the very first male villain she met to death.
>>21457430The whole thing about Hibiki using her fists is that she dislikes violence so much she won't even use weapons on noise, which are genderless murderblobs. Pretty sure she only killed Adam because he was literal sata. Also, she didn't kill Ver or Shirabe either
>>21457475Hibiki did try to fist Ver byt was stopped by Kirika and Shirabe and in AXZ she fisted a jeep that was shooting at them. That shit flipped over. Hibiki killed at least one Val verdan
>>21457577Nah man it's like the A-team. A car can flip over like 30 times and everyone will be just fine.
>>21457736those are chocolate chip
>>21457475Shirabe is a boy? Dess...
>>21457828that's okay Kiri, you can still be gay in your heart
Kirika is a gifted pilot that drives with her guts.
>>21458026>It's not even off the flight deck before Kiri hits the ejector seat button and all we here is a screaming DEEEEEEEeeeeeessssss fade out into the distance.
>>21458026>Death 13
Live when
>>21458026TOP DESS
>>21458183february
>>21458026Watch out Kiri that's the World Trade Center!
>>21458026Your grounded
Joyful Konbini employee during the dayArdent Mobile Suit fighter during the night
>>21458559Time to record tik tok pranks during her shift.https://youtube.com/shorts/ZbVBTUpxaWk?feature=share
>>21458026This is the worst idea in history.
Every day we grow closer to the Symphogear character action game we deservehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1phCcIhwBc
>>21458026Highway to the Dess Zone.
>>21458773Dess Balls of Fire
>>21458699>TFW this was internally known as Project Hibiki
>>21458633Moby Dick!
>>21458699Fuck off
>>21455596Pro strat: challenge someone else to a duel, and then 5 seconds into the match just jump out of the cockpit with your gear and break the enemy's horn with your gear's attacks. Its not any more cheating than anything else in the show is. The rules don't say you have to use your mobile suit to break the enemy's head ornament, just that you have to do it.
>>21459182can a Gear really measure up to a Mobile suit though? Barring teamwork powerups and swan song "I can literlaly fly into orbit and blow up the moon" powerups, your regular geah isn't THAT strong. Single laser blast would probably cook them alive in fact, which probably gets you disqualified for ignoring safety precautions. Geahs can jump good and even have tiny rocket thrusters do do big swings, but I don't think they can catch up with a MS flying away at full blast
>>21459184>regular geah isn't THAT strong.>Hibiki suplexing a space ship Tsubasa cutting a battleship in half and Chris having a billion missiles dot jpg.
>>21459184The MS flying away could pose a problem, but if it gets within striking range I don't see why a Gear couldn't damage a mobile suit. Remember that Hibiki punched through an entire train 3 powerups ago, and or the ending of the AXZ cold open where Tsubasa cuts a spaceship in half and Hibiki giga drills the rest of it to death.
>>21459191The power to break the antenna was never the issue, even one of the forklift-bots could do that if they got in range. The issue is hitting the things, that's like pitting Hibiki against a fighter jet. Sure she could punch a hole throgh it but good luck reaching it before ir gets her with a missile
Apparently the 2022 live is going to be broadcast on Jap TV on Feb 12. Anyone going to stream or record it?
>>21459260that shit should be on nyaa day 1 without anyone here doing anything but even if that isn't the case it's 100% going to uploaded to bilibili in full because Chinese "people"
>>21459248Gears have been fighting giant thing, flying things, giant flying thing, etc all the time. They stopped the “colony” drop by by blowing it up.https://youtu.be/dPh41r-QUDASince gears are even more “magic power as plot demands” than newtypes its pointless to do actual power level talk.
>>21458613if ace combat have taught me anything is that is always a good idea to put mentally ill people in to fighter plane
>>21459389she's not mentally ill, she's just gay...
>>21459116/sgg/>Man wouldn't it be cool if someone made a Symphogear DMC/Bayonetta style action game where you get a bonus for following the rhythm of the music?Also /sgg/>Someone's making a DMC/Bayonetta style action game where you get a bonus for following the rhythm of the music? Fuck off?!?!?!Sure it doesn't have the skin of our favorite mecha shoujo anime but it shows the concept can work in function
>>21459464it's because it doesn't have cute gaybies, instead it has weird borderlands-lite characters
>>21459325This actually raises a good point: The gears are faster than mobilesuits in space when using x-drive. Mobilesuits can't fly between the earth and the moon in a matter of minutes, most gundam shows it takes a couple of days to get between the two. I don't think we have an exact timeframe on how long it took them to get back from the moon in XV but there's no way it was more than an hour, which still would put them at many times a mobilesuit's speed.
>>21459472>instead it has weird borderlands-lite charactersI will take that over the shit in Forespoken
>>21459476Like I said, powerups are not a measurable powerlevel. Besides, I doubt they'd go X-drive for school duels, which is where the whole argument started. The real question is, how would they interact with the cast?
>>21459569>Mercury prosthetics>My mother gave it to me and said that if I had a girl I liked, I could use it.>There's even edible jam!kek
>>21459579she's vat-grown, so no prosthetics needed. That's all-natural 100% lean beef. It probably lights up with permet veins too when she's using her newtype powers
>>21459582I'm literally just copypasting from google translate, fren.
>>21459585listen, that's just an artist interpretation and non-canon.The canon version would probably be thicker
>>21459553 i'm going to take neither
>>21459389Kirika is perfectly fine. It's the rest of the world that has a problem.
>>21459794Maria is using her invisibility cloak again, isn't she?
Any speculation for when we'll get any news at all about the new SG project? Any dates announced? Are any of the staff members involved currently busy in other projects but might free up soon?
>>21460097It's been like 2 months anon, and there's always like a years wait from announcement to reveal with these things. Give it some time
>>21460097Thumbnail made me think of General Hibiki riding a swan.
>>21460097Agematsu and Kaneko are both making armed fantasia. You're not getting shit before that released
>>21460305is there a release date for that? I haven't been paying any attention to it desu>>21460232Hibiki rides a Rooster
>>21460312march 2025 but obviously both of them will have fuck all to do in the final debug phase
>>21460097I think we are not getting anything for quite some time maybe some cool story for XDU
>>21460394they still have to release CD3, they have enough songs now. Dunno what they're waiting for. Maybe some of the mixing for the full versions is actually incomplete
>>21460326Ah fuck, so we can expectthe new SG by like 2027 at the earliest.
>>21460146>>21460326>>21460625But the live was supposed to be in 2020. This was probably going to be announced in 2020. Surely progress was made in 3 years
>>21460733The live is dess
>>21460840Remember that time Kirika assisted in the murder of twenty thousand Tsubasa fans?
Please leave the fans alone. Shemmy wants peace and quiet up in her home, so everyone must go back to Earth. She doesn't need to have all these people up here. No one must know that she spies on yuri from up above after all.
>>21460923You leave them a lone you creep.
>>21460923>Revive Winglet>Immediately plummets to her deathOnly way it'd be worse is if she hit the ground next to Tsubasa.
>>21460733>This was probably going to be announced in 2020.it wasn't. If you read the newest magazine it's obvious that the new project exists because in the 3 years since XV Agematsu has changed his mind about ending symphogear because he fucking loves working in it and with Kaneko. He wants this shit to go full media empire with 9000 gamees and shit now, made a whole series of tweets about how he'll start cutting third party makers that don't show results out his life. Now Kaneko has to cope because not only is he employed by Agematsu, Agematsu is also the kind of person who will never shut the fuck up.Kaneko wants Mechvaranus to get an anime and has talked to people about it but for some fucking reason they're not making it happen which means other XDU adaptions are an even bigger never ever
>>21461524I’m convinced the new project so far is just Agematsu saying he wants more Symphogear and everyone just going “yeah okay, it makes money”. But they have no idea what they want to do.>Kaneko wants Mechvaranus to get an anime and has talked to people about it but for some fucking reason they're not making it happenIs that so? Does Mechvaranus involve the main 7 much?
>>21461532If it were to be straight adaption of the game events instead of a rewrite, in the first 2 events the main character spot is shared between the Mechvaranus girls and OG3 as the OG3 try to make their way back home and the Mechvaranus system starts ripping off more and more from Symphogears to be less shitty. The other Gears only briefly show up in the final to help save the day. The summer "event" and Mechvaranus vs Noble Red don't feature any Symphogears at all, they just get brought up constantly because the Mechvaranus girls want to stop being shitters and become like the Gears. There hasn't been a new event in like 2 years so they're really only 1/2 seasons into their story.
No Mechvaranus anime if they are just going to kill Yuurin-chan.Just adapt Cooking Shirabe, expand on it with showcasing additional characters so we know that they are alive and well like all the rest, and make it canon.
>Lately been getting sudden urges to rewatch the entire extended LOTR trilogy and I keep telling myself I have to do other thingsI blame you, /sgg/
Anyone got shirabe meshi chapter 13? It's missing from the wiki and the official website removed it to shill the tank
>>21461727Someone please. I need my monthly dose of gay wholesomeness.
>>21461809>Kirika's feet are roughly the size of her index finger
>>21461812that's why Shirabe loves her
>>21461809chapter 13 is like 6 months old bro, 18 is the newest one. asking because I thought about picking the tl back up, but dealing with missing chapters is a pain
>>21461812the gears have ugly feet anyways
>>21461812I want Kiri to walk over me with her cute tiny feet.
>>21461994Anon her usual footwear are pointed scythe ice skates
>>21462184So you don't want to be under this...?
>>21462196I'd like to keep my junk intact
https://twitter.com/3020_takimori/status/1618894569445400577
>>21462313Kids, go to your room. Your mom and I have some things to discuss.
>>21461588>Toss me...>Confused Tsubasa look.>I can't jump the distance, you have to toss me! >Silently nods>Don't tell the baka!
>>21462329I don't know why the two fandoms crossed over but I love it. Who would be Gollum? >Hard mode: not Miku
>>21462384
>>21462407Come on, Carol is an easy Galadriel
>>21462411No, that's Fine. ALL WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!
>>21462424But Galadriel is supposed to be the most beautiful woman in middle-earth
>>21462426Still waiting for the drop that Carol was a Fine descendant.
>>21462431didn't Fine fight against the alchemists? I doubt she'd let her bloodline join them
>>21462426And?
>>21462438And that role is taken
>>21462434She also knew all their secrets and used them to build her Symphogear System, it would follow that she was at least once an Alchemist. Even if that Alchemist was Ryouko.
>>21462441Yeah but she's playing a different character
>>21462443Something's off about the face here, too many lines. She looks like she's in her 50s>>21462449Anon I said most beautiful WOMAN, I know it can be hard to tell with elves but the chest should be a dead giveaway
>>21462459Anger makes most people ugly.
>>21462465now she just looks dead inside. This is still a very pretty picture though
>>21462468Fine is a creature of extremes.
>>21462474extreme insertions maybe
>>21462478And emotions. Shirabe was just the last time she died from being penetrated by a lover.
>>21462485you're implying she had lovers bigger than Enki
>>21462486You are thinking too safe and sane.
>>21462497educate me
>>21462196I want to be underneath Shirabe's wheels instead.
>>21462552scrambled eggs
Elf9 would you please come in here for a minute.
>>21462571Elf9 felt lonely being the only mini-me around, is that so wrong?
Christina...
>>21462951
>>21462951Kiristina
>>21462961
>>21462971Iron helps us play!
>>21462967this needs a followup
>>21462967Which Gears can handle spicy food the best. We know Maria can't handle HOT food so I bet really spicy stuff would really hurt her tongue. And I know what you're think. You're thinking "Well I bet Biki could." And I'd agree you're right but I also think it's less Biki would handle it well and more that she just shovels her food down without ever tasting it. I bet Tsubasa could probably handle wasabi well. Shirabe could be a wild card being a little chef but I bet she also has a sensitive sense of taste. One time I took was over my brother's and we had Chinese food and I got Szechuan style and while I wasn't looking my niece my niece sneaked a bit off my plate and it mad her cry. It was really cute.
>>21462988I don't know how Shirabe can be Iron Chef Japan if she lets a little capsaicin overpower her.
>>21463014She's just a kid. What is she gonna prepare. Some rice balls?
>>21463035Instant ramen
>>21462988>Which Gears can handle spicy food the bestKanade for sure, Tomosato if we include non geahs
Oh my sweet Shirabe. I wish I could protect you from all the world's problems and give you all the best things it has to offer. Would you never know a day of sadness and would your days be filled with smiles and laughter.
>>21463492Shirabe is so much fun to torment though. Having Kiriak die in front of her, then watching her slow descent into a cold and aloof figure who's only reason for living is her duty to her mistress, in whose name she will kill without hesitation. And then her making the most unlikely friend with a brash, loud-mouthed American who nicknames her 'Redcoat' and is secretly fond of the little Japanese girl but enjoys teasing her too much.
>>21463556You can't come to special dinner.
Did somebody order a maid? She has two forms of payment.
>>21463812cash and credit, right?
>>21463814Oh indeed. If you give her either, she'll do extra regardless.
>>21463818Well we need the submarine cleaned so Chris is going to have to take one for the team
>>21463834Stop using 'The Submarine' as a euphemism for your dick and stop bringing over prostitutes Chris has other things to do other than get fucked.
>>21463812I ordered a whore from an eastern european nation.
>other gachas reruns signify bad times as reruns are used in place of new contentMeanwhile, XDU does rerun at the second half of the month just because. Basically, it's just for more gems. I used to think it was teasing the next event as in characters in rerun would be in new event but it's mainly random.
>>21463846You just say that because you want her fall to yourself
>>21464114playing both XDU and FGO is the most retarded shit.XDU>9000 events active at the same time, constant reruns. Has even started re-running collabs even though that costs them additional money>content schedule is set in stone absolutely, the most "dead" the game every was when they spend 1-2 months porting XV into the game, but that still came with stones and new units>change of devs results in quality of life changes, increased rate of free gems, a new type of content>Buffs for units are just dropped randomly>regularly showers you with retarded shit like 6 login bonuses running at the same time>autoplay options out the assFGO:>Reruns used to be a rare thing, now they've stopped doing them entirely because apparently their code is so fucking bad they literally cannot just hit the rerun button like XDU can>Refuses to run more than 1 event at a time>content schedule has entirely and utterly collapsed, continues to get worse>Most of the time they even refuse to run campaigns and events at the same time>Most of the time balance changes are treated as "events" and your content for a whole week>refuses to add autoplay or animation skips>actively lies to the playerbase>change of devs deletes xmasof course, one is an industry leader whale that makes billions while the other is some random dolphin that refuses to die.
>>21463812You can reward her with either Pepsi or headpats, but she prefers the latter since too much soda is bad for you.
>>21463975Yes, hello. Eastern Euro Wives Inc, I'd like to place an order. Do you have any in Onee-san? yes... yes. Extra busty. One second. Ogawa san! What's a routing number!
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>>21464517most retarded episode of all time
>>21464528the song was rad
>>21464531didn't say it was bad, just that it was retarded
infinity*2 is bigger than infinity
>>21464517what's this?
>>21464540ange vierge, a damedamecore anime like zettai bouei leviathan or milky holmes
>>21464544I don't understand any of those words. Is this a damedanecore?
>>21464548no no the protagonists need to be girls you see, and they need to be nearly useless
>>21464548It means this kind of series.
>>21464544#milkysuicide
>>21464544>zettai bouei leviathanAH good times>>21464548>He never saw Retarded Dragon girls
>>21464569dumb fun yuri?
>>21464578That's also an appropriate term
>>21464569there are a few series here so bad that i wouldn't recommend to anyone, but amnesia is actually incredible on every axis
>>21464578Retard fun yuri.
>>21464569Shakunetsu no Takkyuu Musume is tanoshii
>>21464517Is this a F1 racer with...some sort of hoverjets?
>>21464642The robot girl is from a world that operates by the rules of machinery and code and such. She needs to catch up to someone that is infinitely far away so she decides to go infinity*2 fast or something along those lines.
>>21464648Ah yes, the playground rules
>>21464539Is this an example of Kirika's bed talk?
>>21464660Hah hah Kiri is fat.
>>21464665Hibiki told her condoms were only necessary for men...
>Today on a very special episode of Symphogear. >M: Kiri-chan sure hasn't been eating a lot lately.>S: I hope it wasn't that she didn't like my food. I;ll have to ask if there's anything she wants me to make.>C: Where is she now anyways.>H: She asked to go jogging with Tsubasa. >*Phone rings*>T: EVERYONE COME TO THE INFIRMARY QUICK! AKATSUKI PASSED OUT! >*that serious music that plays on otherwise funny sitcoms when they want to punctuate a dramatic moment."
>>21464678I imagine Krika passing out isn't that out of the ordinary. With her occasionally forgetting to breathe and all.
>>21464678is this loss
>>21464678We need to think of a name for the kid now
>*Enter scene in hospital. Everyone is around Kirika who is hooked to an IV. Fine but extremely fatigued and ashamed.>M: I can't believe you haven't been eating! How long has this been going on.>H: Maria... go easy on her. She's tired..>T: I apologize. Had I been aware she wasn't eating I never would have..>C: Stop blaming yourself for everything senpai. The little baka here fooled us all. >S: ... why though Kiri-cha. Who told you to do this.>K: dess... the internet said I was getting pudgy. I thought you'd not like me anymor>S: I like you as you are. You're always happy when you eat lots and lots. It makes me happy when you enjoy my food.>K: dess...Im sorry. >S: When we get home I'm gonna make all your favorites.>K: *Happy dess.*>*Everyone laughs.*>T: And besides. Everyone knows girls with fat butts are the best.>M: TSUBASA!!! >*Everyone laughs more*The end.
>>21464684>>21464688I think you guys are confusing the symptoms of pregnancy with the symptoms of anorexia.
>>21464689why didn't Fine say anything though
>>21464693Kiri obliterated her soul
imagine letting a little thing like being killed stop you, pathetic
>>21464447>some random dolphin that refuses to die.Must be the work of AgematsuAll i wish is a PC release as VN if possible after they finish the gacha.
>>21465342if anything you'd just get a offline console port considering the yuuna gacha is doing that. The thing with XDU is that the game is so ancient (in gacha game terms, meaning very low production values) that the money it still generates is way too good to kill it for no reason. Then there's the merch.For example, it still makes more money than that Higurashi gacha that launched 2 years ago.That infinity souls game from the Nanoha guys that insta died? made less than XDU, even in the launch month.That one weird fully voiced fully 3d tales of gacha game that insta died? Was outsold by fucking XDU. All that dev budget went down the toilet.Meanwhile all XDU has to do is write random stuff every month and produce a new song every now and then. Although I feel the writers are kind of reaching the end of what they can really do with the restrictions that are placed on them so maybe they shut it down anyway. I doubt for example that Kaneko would let them do a timeskip resulting in everyone being adults, or Symphogear: next generation because he needs to reserve that shit now. Shit, they probably wouldn't even be able to get him to approve of Edgebikki and her Miku kissing onscreen. They could write themselves a OC universe with new characters but I'd imagine most fans wouldn't really care and there's no way they get all those Seiyuus approved.
>>21464678>>21464689https://youtu.be/6jJIVK-daGk
>>21465518>That one where Kirika starts hanging out with the owner of the bike shop.
>>21464517>Ultra Common
This event has ragnarok in the title for some reason but I have the feeling it will actually have nothing to do with ragnarok.
can someone post the chris/basa version of this?
>>21466433Maybe Beatrice plays big role in eventhttps://twitter.com/symphogear_XD/status/1619614448716505088?s=20&t=7gQ9aAVjnp8Eg2GENZOlWQ6 stars now replacing 76 cost 5stars.
>>21466433That's Edge right?
>>21466611>dumb hat>looks angry>holding swordsi wonder
>>21466619maybe they accidentally put on each other's clothes. Happens often when you haven't had your morning coffee yet
lewd
It's kind of fucked how much focus Edge gets. She's pretty much the main character of the game at this point, guess it makes sense since she's so popular. It's funny to think there were literally like 2-3 years where she wasn't around and just a one off character. Hope she gets over her depression soon and puts a baby in Miku though, I want them to give another character the same treatment
>>21466729>In Mikuanon...
>>21466729hibiki should impregnate her in retaliation
>>21466729Love Hibiki. HIBIKI is the greatest. Hibiki is so good there is literally a Hibiki 2
>>21466769Well there are Three Desses so that means that Kirika is better still.
>>21466791the retards are multiplying...
>>21466507Thank fuck Nabe did one of those art showcase tweets on December 28. I think I would have to go all the way to November or later to find actual tweet. Can someone big tell Musk that art should become the focus of twitter. Better quality and gallery please.
Kirika friend
Nabe time
Thanks to XDU style change Hibiki can go full dino fist. 5 years and closest dinosaur them its SSSS Dynazeon
>>21466998>>21467005are these Baki references?
>>21467016No it's refrencing Gaki the Wrestler
>>21467016I wish big Carol was real
>>21467015what about women?
Big Carol
>>21467034Big carol is definitely real and approaching at high speed>Image limit reachedfuck
>>21466990Hibiki noooooo
>>21466990imagine the recoil, and the following bounce. I'm surprised Tsubasa isn't looking the other way
>>21466830Those cretons are cloning and breeding.
>>21467015I want to rape that Miku, as her Hibiki cheers me on for punishing a villain.
Okay, make a new thread and make it Big Carol edition
>>21467186How big?
>>21467201big
Tsubasa fucks dogs.
>>21467931Maria is a Lioness.
Miku fucks men.
>no mechvaranus anime>no xdu anime>no shirabe meshi anime>no memoria slice of life animethey truly hate money
>>21467952I get that you want to fuck her, but deluding yourself thinking she's into men won't help
>>21467931Bats and cats and roosters sure, but no dogs.
Fine, I'll do it myself>>21469492>>21469492>>21469492>>21469492