Thanksgiving EditionSymphogear XV+AXZ musichttps://mega.nz/#F!mslXBKTT!cKifF2M0HFAdS3eXXoJQeA>AXZ ZesshoushinaisEp. 1: https://mega.nz/#!nwRWSBjL!FHOQ9IoxhAY7GMcx9NEH12TIMRp6fo_kvIzn-nwxicgEp. 2: https://mega.nz/#!L0o2RZZA!aLmACP9g5ULN_f_bZWQL9NpHBAZ0-l6khz0DrNEenCYEp. 3: https://mega.nz/#!CpZByIgD!FUN-Us9FSyQ1usRZgNl2-sIWSJmtB3glxsNJ436mMmQEp. 4: https://mega.nz/#!egQECC5S!McL9xDPA9fOmrk0aEw59crkqgvZUgXR34JXZiDa3ww8>XDU Eventshttps://pastebin.com/XHxJzrPq>XDU Guidehttps://symphogear.blogspot.com/2017/06/symphogear-xd-starter-guide.html>AXZ HiBiKi Radio Archivehttps://mega.nz/#F!KkBXSYyZ!GJCB0XB95wQA4uCi4S6hhw>GX Pastebin and Mega folderhttp://pastebin.com/EeTkSpKahttps://mega.nz/#F!19FVyBzQ!eKkp4fzmcyybty7rY5r0mA!wptxxQzI>Artbookshttps://pastebin.com/56g69j9j>XV websitehttp://symphogear-xv.com/>Shirabe's cooking adventurehttps://mega.nz/folder/ADY1WSpb#mHpWGF-Ft2it5WMrPrTi0Qhttps://storia.takeshobo.co.jp/manga/symphogear/>Symphogear XDU English Translation Sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ2kBC2P10nqtv0827_ICUgZ3UjL3S6FNN8lNHoTmEnq20rJY36Ck1Z4KEVgUK7eXnscVUT_q41AzQB/pubhtml>XV LIVE IS LIVE! 22/11/20>>Tickets for Symphogear Live 2022 are now on sale to the general public.https://twitter.com/SYMPHOGEAR/status/1584470250124414977previous >>21287601
>>21299488I choose this one
>I made the cranberries! >Tsubasa...they were canned.
>>21299507Once again proving that Shirabe is the superior autistic flattie.
>>21299535Yeah but Tsubasa can do a wheelie for like the whole drive
>>21299550And then she'll wreck the bike and probably kill a fan in the process.
>>21299568You're not getting any cranberries
>>21299574I saw what happened to Maria. After she finished vomiting.
>>21299568Of course, how else would you stop a bike?
I don't know where Chris' boobs went, but her lesbian energy just went off the charts.
aczhalz doujin hasn't been translated yet and only one of satsuki suzuran have been translated and there aren't any males in those.
Gear ranking by how much I've fapped to themHibiki > Chris > Kirika > Maria > Shirabe > Tsubasa
>>21299697>fapping to a retard>fpping to used goods>fapping to a retard>fapping to a boy>fapping to a man
>>21299697I feel bad about fapping to the geahs desu since all of them are spoken for
>>21299738Chris is everyone's hug muffin.
>>21299697Miku/Shemmiku > Kiri > Bikki > Chris > Maria > Shirabe > Tsubasa for me
I want to rub a balloon on Chris's hair
Does this series even have mechs in it?t.Knows nothing about Symphogear but have gone into like three generals. All I saw was good coombait but no cool roberts.
>>21299838Not really, no. The /m/ aspect comes from the cool mechanical design on the girl's suits themselves, and the toku similarities. Also Chris is a walking Gundam reference
>>21299838Ore wa Gundam!!
>>21299841>>21299842Oh so it's mechamusume. Well, it's more /m/ than most Toku and kaiju stuff so hey.
>>21299847To be fair, Magical Girl shows are inherently /m/
>>21299851Stay back or get caught in the crossfire
>>21299849Call me when they start to allow Madoka and Sakura threads on /m/.
>>21299854PING TING COMES FOR FIRE!
>>21299842is that why when they needed to make a gay love interest for the new Gundam, they made a Chris Clone?
>>21299897I am waiting for my friend to start GX so I can see the hoops he jumps through to tell me why this opening isn't hype. He despised the first 2 seasons so those hoops will be pretty large.
>>21299864I warned you this would happen
>>21299940>Anal Collapse Sword.
>>21299945Tsubasa does exercises and works to maintain her sheath's firmness.
>>21299949Her ass is more doomed than the dog.
>>21299957Nah, you manage to pull yourself out of her you may as well put on a crown and call yourself king of england.
>>21299960>>21299960This happened in Chris's home.
>>21299962No human body is capable of handling to full gungnirs.
>>21299966Tsubasa is no mere normal human
>>21299935Anon, please, this is a blueboard! The advertisers!
>>21299985I don't remember how the lord of the rings talk started but I love that it's remained constant.
>>21299988Seemed appropriate for this quest to destroy Tsubasa's ring
>>21300008The only ring Tsubasa knows is suffering.
I can't wait for Miku to be true member of S.O.N.G
>>21300045S.O.N.G. develops a revolutionary anti-noise machine gun but for some reason the firing sound it's made in Kirika's voice.
>>21300086happened like 4 years ago in the gacha
>>21300086Cute side thighs
>>21299488Kiri doesn't know a thing about Thanksgiving. She's only here for the food.
>>21300202Like most Americans. Kirika is true American girl. We will find this out in new Symphogear.
>>21300202Long long ago in the ancient time of the ancients, people gathered near and far to celebrate their good fortune and fate with the traditional meal of corn. This continue for untold centuries until a great darkness descended up the land. A great and powerful wizard cursed the land by opening gates to the darkest dimension and unleashed a hoard of sharp clawed ravenous gobble-orks. They tormented the people forcing them outward to the coast away from their precious corn and all hope seemed lost. But then one day a great ship arrived. These strangers arrived hungry and cold and but they were welcomed as friends and were shared what little food the old world had. Quickly they formed a bond of friendship and the new strangers vowed to repay the kindness they were shown and took to forests and woods and with their mighty weapons unseen by the ancients they fought back the mighty gobble clops. Overjoyed the ancients showed the strangers how to grow corn and the strangers advised them to grow it labyrinths that only they knew the way out. An that is how corn became known as maze and how how we came to eat turkey on that day.Any questions?
The real question is, what engrish tagline will the next series have? Determination to fist is hard to beat.
>>21300378Those are some big bikkis.
>>21299488Please please please let me beat up Chris.
>>21300605That's not how you say "beat off to".
>>21300378>The enemy of justice is another justice butt...Uh oh.
>>21300834Which one is the most spicy?
>>21300834Guessing based on character? Miku>Hibiki>Chris(Barely spicy at all, basically a tomato)
>>21300851Chris being a Tomato is a bit spooky, given the Tomato-obsessed Chris-clone currently on tv.
>>21300834Bell peppers are all sweet. Shirabe and Kirika fit the mold of Red and Green thai peppers.
>>21300843Chris because she is a rocoto.
What did Carol say?
>>21300869>Bell peppers are all sweetI'm not expert at all but I would swear I ate some bell peppers that were spicy as fuck.Mikupepper seems hot just because of the weird color.
It's just their cup sizes
>>21300872That's not a rocoto.
Hey Tsubasa, I found a cool new sword for you to try!
>>21300957While she's at it.
>>21301029don't know that one. Is it from the puppet show?
>>21301033The Sword of Seven Blasphemes Deaths is voiced by Hibiki, and at one point wielded by a doll that is voiced by Chris. And Hibiki still bullies Chris, that's really all you need to know.
https://twitter.com/IS_CIG_official/status/1596021285221376000not-nanoha nanoha gacha shutting down.
>>21301063Some day, XDU will shutdown and that's will be the day i'll wish for an offline version (for PC) would be made.
>>21301049I'm convinced that, outside of real life where it's flipped, this is their natural in-role interaction archetype.
>>21300957Nah, she needs a sword that's good at dealing with your inner demons, like this one.>>21301029Fuck the priest.
>>21301067If YuYuYu can get a console version archiving all the events, I'm sure Symphogear will too.
>>21301067well it would be pretty weird if one wasn't made considering this game actually has some Kaneko content he probably doesn't want to get deleted forever.
>>21301063They really should have lead with the Nanoha shilling rather than used it as a hail mary.And probably gotten a dev above actual trash tier.I'm thankful in the end, I was terrified of Nanoha content getting gachalocked all over again.
>>21301063>>21301090Yeah, good thing that would never happen to one of my favorite franchises hehe...I'm still in pain
I do love this cast, at least we will see the live sooner than I expected.
What is the trauma Aoi Yuuki is talking about in the 2013 live? Was there some other event where she fucked up?Also holy shit, Rainbow Flower and Seigi wo shinjite are soulful. She has so much fun singing them.
>>21301155The original Symphogear Live, the one for the OG series, has never aired or been released anywhere. General consensus is something traumatizing or embarrassing happened to Aoi and it's been black balled ever since. I doubt we ever see the full thing. Symphogear was in its infancy back then, and the fans only had a single badly animated show, so there probably wasn't much interest in going and it was probably a very small crowd, this increasing the chances whatever happened gets taken to the grave.IIt's funny, I got on board for season 1 thanks to /m/. Those were fun times.
>>21301155>Was there some other event where she fucked up?I don’t know Jap or follow Aoi enough to know exactly what she’s talking about back then. She might have talked about in interviews or radio, my impression was doing a primary singing role alongside Nana and Ayahi who are both professional singers was a bit stressful. She’s not a great singer and might have been flamed by Jap boards back then?There are no recordings of 2012 live so we don’t really know what went down there.
I was going to suggest Tsubasa try the soul reaver, but that's more up Kirika's alley isn't it?
>>21300881>I don't get what people see in Kohinata Miku, she's so bland
>>21301269I see, she got punched for being right
>>21301168>>21301180I checked the bonus disc for the s1 bd box again. There's a 30min video from anime contents expo 2012 where they sang the OP/ED live. They also had an interview with Chris' and Tsubasa's VAs and a very nervous Aoi.I'm having a bit of a hard time understanding everything since they are talking very fast but it did not sound like she was scheduled to sing anything there and it did not seem like anything was cut out. So probably another event.Well, whatever happened, I'm glad that she kept going.
>>21301293The anime expo one is different, and it is notable Aoi did not sing anything.There was a proper 2012 live, there is an official report here https://www.symphogear.com/live2012report.html
>it's a iguchi reads user mail episode
>>21301303Do they really wear a facemask while hosting a radio show? That's gotta muffle the shit out of your audio
>>21301295I will never hear makyuu ichaival live...
>>21301085How autistic is Kaneko in terms of preservation?Has he said something about wanting to preserve Wild Arms porting it to newer consoles, as he was the main producer for most of them?
>>21301155I think someone must have the screencapture explaining it.Apparently, during the first concert she was crying of frustration in backstage, maybe because of some meaning comments from 2ch
I'm sure I remember reading that it was her performance of First Love Song which got flamed on 2ch
>>21301252Enlarge that picture, then scroll up and down.
>>21301315he doesn't own wild arms, sony does. And they are so mad that the wild arms gacha that nobody ever wanted failed that they didn't even let him use the IP, that's why armed fantasia exists
>>21301336I know that but, i expected him giving his opinion about the subject on twitter or something. Like usually some devs do years after they leave the studio.
>>21301283Carol get off of 4chan(nel)
>>21301350I'm pretty sure they're on japanese PSN
>>21301311They’ve doing this for 2 years, loads of seiyuu events have been recorded with masks on, their equipment works.
>>21301311It doesn't look like a common clinic mask either.
there should be a new event soon since the month is almost over, right? I hope it's something hype to ride off the live.
>>21301092Buxom Tsubasa really does share her flat counterpart's penchant for suffering. And bad cooking.
>>21301092I don't even want to consume anything from the IP that must not be named anymore. It feels like some kind of cult where you keep getting fucked but all the other cult members tell you things are going great.
>>21301548It's what happens when you have a devoted fanbase. I'm sure things could have been the same had Symphogear suffered a similar fate. There's much the same passion on both ends.
>>21301330I wish to be like Kiri and be able to be distracted by random shit.
>>21301303Does anyone know what her thoughts on live are? Any hints on new project?
>>21301577the episode is an hour long. No hints though
>>21301577Iguchi was on the verge of tears talking about singing SSJ because this time she really focused on the love aspect of the song and people actually noticed and commented on how it felt "softer" this time
>>21301687How much do we need to wait for the videos to be available?
>>21301687also Nanjo did another concert the day previous. She finished that one, traveled to the Gear live, went to sleep and got ready to do the Gear one.>>21301689It's being broadcast in february
>>21301687She was crying because she wasn't allowed to sing Fasting Song live.
>no Chris to tenderly hug and be intimate with after thanksgivingWhy even live?
>>21301696LIVELIVE YOUR LIFE NOW CAN LIVE FREELY
>>21301691Some of them have busy schedules.Hikasa missed an appearance in the week due to “poor health”. Probably had something to do with wondering around a baseball stadium in November dressed like this.
nips are really jerking off that requiem performance. xdu cd3 advertisement in full force, if only it had a fucking release date
>>21301155>>21301321I haven't found the screencapture, but i found a comment with more or less the same the other one explained
>>21301842she tweeted recently that she had herself get measured again at the doctors office and for some reason nobody can explain she grew 3cm. She's now 148cm and no longer considered a midget in most of the world.
>>21301846Did Goku's seiyuu always sound like an old lady?How quickly would new seasons of the same cast run into that problem?
>>21301907Goku's seiyuu always sounded like that because woman always voice children. Goku is supposed to be pure of heart so his voice wasn't changed with being man
>>21301936The only kind of child Goku sounds like is one that smokes 3 packs a day
>>21301907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8xw-epJj98This video isn't in chronological order, but has many of her roles from the 70s and early 80s pre-DB (alongside more recent stuff).I think it depends on the person though. Watching the recent Higurashi season almost everyone could do their old voice perfectly, besides Mika Kanai, who is 58. But I've seen older VAs able to keep their voices. It definitely gets inconsistent though. Like in the Saint Seiya OVAs in the early 00s, even before they recast, only Seiya really could keep his old voice perfectly.
>>21301982but wasn't Seiya's old VA Seiya in Omega?and speaking of Goku's VA, she voiced the actual final boss of SRW 30, added in a patch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vICACcaaxH8
>>21301999>but wasn't Seiya's old VA Seiya in Omega?He got replaced in the 2nd half of the Hades OVAs that actually closed the plot of the original series (well, supposedly he left in protest when the other cast members got replaced), but then he returned for Omega.
Didn't we had a Nyaa with all the OSTs somewhere in OP? What happened to it?
>>21302039>Didn't we had aKiri-chan...
>>21302001Either that or a tumour in her brain that could affect her vision in a few years.
>>21302039How exactly was that complete music box set structured anyway?The Utamonogatari compilation stuff for the mongatari series had "various artists" in that field and the metadata looked like trash as a result. The song name was cluttered with the seiyuu name and the tags didn't even mention the character anywhere. Had to manually fix and adjust everything
Remember that episode when Kirika cheated on her school's aptitude test and so she was sent to the fancy smart kids school. But there she found it hard to keep up with the work and was isolated when both her new classmates made fun of her and her old ones distanced themselves from her because she was now seen as an "egg head." She honestly wanted to confess but she also saw how proud it made Maria and Tsubasa and was scared she would break their hearts. But after it finally became too much she tearfully admitted to her lies and her parents though upset confirmed that they still loved her. That was a good episode.
>>21302326I thought the part where she got addicted to heroin to cope was a bit dark, and it's weird how they solved it offscreen and never brought it up again
>>21302326Was that before or after the episode where the gaybies found Santa crashed onto their roof and helped him save Christmas.
>>21302371>Didn't watch the post-credits sceneChristmas wasn't saved, Carol caught up to him...
>>21302326No because that was an episode of the Simpsons. Kirika would only cheat to follow Shirabe too. Kirika does not give two shits about anybody other than Shirabe and maybe the other gears
>>21302371wtf Kirika is nowhere close to that stacked
>>21302470You know how girls stand next to uglier girls to look prettier? Kiri is standing between two flatties
Come on movie that is pure singing and hype. Symohogear Armageddon. SYMPHOGEAR FINAL
>>21302482you would think Hibiki would be the most gung ho about this
I want to see Gungnir break only for Hibiki to remake it by screaming.
>>21302628Usually it's the other way around, the Gungnirs break people while screaming
>>21302690Please don't lump Chris in with shitty Usopp
>>21301846WTF, why does Nana look younger than St.Germain's VA when she's 10 years older?>>21301848>She's now 148cmAnd my sister always complains about being short because she's 162cm...
How to forget that episode where Tsubasa forgot about her and Maria's anniversary and was making excuses while trying to prepare something without Maria noticing that she forgot.
>>21302725>Here you go Maria! I got you that imported alcohol you always talk about! Don't worry about the strange bottle, it's a special edition!
>>21302730She says, while literally sucking the gas out of her motorcycle.
>>21302712Nana is married and has a kid. Honestly, the only explanation is that she's some sort of phonic vampire, sucking life out of her fans while singing.
>>21302628Hibiki's gear breaking while she wills the parts back together around her... ala the GaoFaiGar fight... kino.
>>21302730>Harmful or fatal if swallowedSo, a light headache for an ucranian?
>>21302795Remember Maria is canonically a lightweight drinker. Just a bit of beer gets her drunk, so any hard alcohol probably erases that night from her memory.
>>21302690All of the bottom panels are the villains' o-faces as they nutt deep inside Chris.
>>21302876Really? Like, completely erased? Please, tell me more!
>>21302947Remember back when Hibiki went berserker mode? Only you're looking at a woman twice her size, who manifests a full Gungnir, and has some repressed primal instincts. A simple hug won't work this time
How do you like your "dess" dose>By Kayano improvising, trying to put anywhere when she feels it like in G or,>By following the script, trying to use it in a certain moment with more control.
>>21303357I'm torn. On one hand I find refreshing to look back at G and hearing Kirika talking a bit more like a human being just throwing "dess" occasionally in controlled way. But I also have grown used to hear her going " dess dess dess" without rhyme or reason.
>>21303357I like it daily.
>>21303357I prefer improvised dess, didn't know it was like that in G.
>>21303498I hope their lips don't touch. That would be gay.
>>21303697They're already touching, but the image cuts off at their shoulders
>>21303775Took me like ten minutes to get it.
>>21303827That's okay Kiri, we'll keep doing it until you get it
>>21303357I don't so much mind either or, I just want to be a genuine dess. There are times when it just feels forced. Like they're doing it just because people expect it. It's the catch phrase problem. Kiri said dess and people liked it but soon that's all she became known for saying. It's all she's known for at this point. Her entire character summed up into four letters. People line up to hear her say the word. People tune in just to hear her say it. The context and reason don't matter anymore. Just day in day out and endless repetition of utter nonsense. Does it even mean anything anymore? Did it even mean anything then? Does it even have to? This is her life now. And endless show parrot squawking one line for the admiration of a dying fandom where's she so entrenched in iconography and small easy to print t-shirt messages that she can never just move past this early fame and it's all gonna come hurtling down in a catastrophic fire of existential dread and financial ruin. How did this happen? What happened to her life? Where did it all go? dess.
>>21303900Retire from the spotlight. Escape to the countryside with Shirabe.
>Hibiki: Gohan>Kirika: Dess>Shirabe: Jiiii>Tsubasa: Jozai-senjo>Miku: HibikiWhat catchphrase does have Maria and Chris?
>>21303900I know this post is a joke but the issue has more to do with the fact that Kirika stopped being a character after G, with her real personality only returning briefly in AXZ before being eradicated again completely for XV. She's more than able to dess while delivering very serious lines and it works perfectly, but if there's no contrast between her true and false selves her appeal stops working.
>>21303958Chris: ZenbuMaria: SERENNNAAAA!!!
Where do I find someone who'll shout desu desu desu at me? Helicopter optional
>>21303963It reminds me of that simpson's couch gag when homer fast forwards into the future just to see his family being even more one dimensional. At that point just 0-dimensional.https://youtu.be/8zY9z7IP-1Q
>>21303948Small business loan it is!!>>21303963Jokes are the funniest when they're based on the sad truths found in human spirit.
>>21303988Kiri-chan, we can no longer be friends.
>>21303988It's rude to disguise yourself as someone smarter than you Kiri
>>21303988Duty Mode Kirika.
>>21304016I don't know those Hot Topic girls were pretty retarded.
>>21304098This kills the Shirabe.
>>21304118>Every hole's a goal dess!
>>21304116Do you think the gaybies choose their wardrobe? Or does Maria buy clothing for them?
>>21304174I'd like to think that Maria isn't responsible for dressing Kirika like a slutty devil.
>>21304190And I'd like to think Maria didn't choose these boots but here we are. I swear it's like Tsubasa is the only one with any fashion sense in this team. And by Tsubasa I mean probably Ogawa.
>>21304203What is she reading?
>>21304208Shogi magazine. You ever see that meme about a fat dude in a Kimono being a turbo weeb? That's Maria's true self.
>>21304211>Maria's true self is a fat male weebAt last I truly see.
>>21303827>Hello, this is Jackdess
>>21303827An lo, Kiri careened down the steepest hill in the city, gainer ever more speed she kept going faster faster with no sign of slowing. Fortunately at that moment, Tsubasa, who had just purchased gas at a station directly along the path Kiri-chan's path quickly hopped on her bike and sped after the hurtling ward. Unfortunately Tsubasa thought Kiri chan was trying to race and after passing the younger gear and doing a sick wheelie to show off, Tsubasa sped past her speeding, yet still slower comrade. Eventually physics would take it's course but not before Kiri crashed through several chicken containers, movers carrying a large window and eventually was sent flying skyward as her cart got stuck in wet cement and though she landed safely onto a discarded sofa bar a few small scrapes and bruises rescuers at the scene reported her riled up, scared and wanting her mommy. She was quickly given an apple juice and brought home to the safety of her care givers were it was reported that Maria and Tsubasa were arguing the latter getting yet another speeding ticket.
>>21303976>Tomosato dressed like a Velfarre slut of the early 2000sShe's gone beyond cake and entered desperation mode.
MARIA! LET'S TAKE A RIDE ON MY BIKE!
>>21303976>tsubadad is dabbing
>>21303827>I'm Kirika Akatsuki, welcome to Bakass, dess
>>21304951>Baka assIt's called a charm point silly
>>21304571>Looking cool while doing nothingA normal day in the life of Tsubasa Kazanari.
>>21301075Final Fantasy Dimensions 2 also got a similar treatment
>>21304957There's nothing charming about asses.
>>21305099a human did not type this
>>21305099>This isn't charming
>>21305103>>21305110Asses are full of shit.
>>21305163Silly anon, that's why you plug them up with your penis
A French Symphogear Adaptor. What Relic would they use? How would they fight?In before 'A White Flag'
>>21305332I was actually brainstorming this a couple days ago. Her relic would be the guillotine used in the French Revolution, which she would manifest as a halberd. Her special attacks would manifest guillotine blades and execute enemies like Bayonetta's torture attacks, and her design would be inspired in Joan of Arc
>>21305336Do you mind if I borrow this then? I need to fill in a space. The other has Joyeuse, Charlemagne's Sword and is a Lancelot type, so the contrast will work well.
>>21305351go ahead, It's not like I was going to use her anywhere
>>21305352Did you have a name in mind?
>>21305355I was thinking Fleur, but it might be a bit too on the nose. Her design would have fleur-de-lis motifs of course
>>21305336How anyone thinks the French Revolution was a good thing is still a mystery to me.
>>21305377People here the word revolution and they automatically think evil government, corrupt leaders, brave and noble rebels fighting for the greater good. Pick any rebellion and most people will automatically start thinking about Star Wars.
>>21305332Does the relic have to be linked to France too? Regarding his fighting style I can see a few things inspired by the musketeers. it would be a double armed gear composed of a musket and a foil.For the relic, if you want a link with France, you can take a piece of jewelry that belonged to Marie-Antoinette. Myths not well known link Marie Antoinette to the practice of alchemy, it could be linked to the lore of symphogear. And we will learn that this jewelry was made from a bone of the legendary Tarasque which we will learn that it is of Annunaki origin.
SAY DESS ONE MORE TIME!!
>>21305635I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU!
>>21305675D E S SE SS
>>21305635>>21305675I feel like you could shoot Kirika dead centre in the head with little to no noticeable effects.
>>21305705You ever see that, I want to say it was a three stooges bit, where one of them shines a doctor's flashlight...thing, into Curly's ear and it comes out the other side.
>>21305703>tfw no yandere Kiri gf
>>21305727>That day Shirabe received a love letter from a boy
>>21306044that'd be gay
>>21305727You'd have to be Shirabe for that.
>>21305675>confusing the shit out of Kiri by making her watch Pulp FictionI know what this week's movie night is gonna be!
>>21306080>Shirabe slamming a Linker needle into Kiri's heart after the snorts some of Tomosato's heroin
>>21306088>Tsubasa and Maria dancing on tables at a 50s diner
>>21306099>Which one is your wallet?>The one with pink kitties and flowers
The only games I play are Genshin and Honkai. So in XDU we got new event , side event, rerun of old even and sometimes they even do another rerun before the month ends. Genshin and Honkai sure as hell don't hand out gems as much of Symphogear. What about other games
>>21306161FGO is generous during anniversaries but it's on e a year after making us suffer abysmal drop rates.
>>21306279>FGO is generous during anniversarieskinda. We got like 200 SQ and with the new pity system you need 900 SQ to be guaranteed a single rate-up SSR
>>21306161xdu is pretty much what the mobage crowd would consider a "charity game". Unless you're trying to be at the very top of pvp or have severe impulse control issues it will be very hard to run out of f2p currency. I've been chilling at A1 for like a year, I only really MLB units for the sake of pvp like 3 times a year. I have 12k stones right now, I've started not even clearing reruns.They've clearly accepted xdu will never be a top 10 selling game years ago, the new devs actually increased the amount of currency you can get even further. Honestly now that a new project is announced I wonder if xdu even needs to make money at all or if the powers in charge would keep it running just so that the IP has some content until that comes around. The Nanoha guys clearly didn't chose that path
>>21305635>>21305675Maria should have foreseen this. Chris is a ticking (sex) bomb and now she will unleash her anger on a poor special child.
>>21306649Don't worry, Kiri knows she can blow her retard whistle and a certain dummy will appear out of nowhere to handle her
>>21306666>Tragedy struck when they disregarded the writing on the whistle.>Keep out of reach of children. >Kiri promptly began to choke on the whistle and it was only thanks to the timely intervention of Shirabe hugging her that she was able to spit it back up. The experience left Kiri rattle, sad and crying. She was given an apple juice and a fruit snack and took a nap.
>>21306673Hilariously, Kirika's choking still called Hibiki, but neither her nor Chris helped Kiri out since they were busy choking Chris' throat with a different object
Can you imagine Kirika trying to put the straw in her own capri sun pouch?
>>21306678Stabbing things is like the one thing she's good at
Cleaning is for poor people.
>>21306694> Ogawa my house is dirty, go buy me a new one.
>Ctrl + w dess17 results...Not enough Dess >:(
>>21306945>Ctrl+wThere's your problem dess
>>21307002Translate weebs, why is she cosplaying as Kid Icarus? Mephistopheles is a demon
>>21306761No wonder, she sees her fans as something that can be easily replenished after each mas- I mean concert.
>>21307051they infiltrate a ship and meet "a war goddess with incomplete wings"
>>21307074>autismo wingless war goddess>autismo winged warriorYeah the math checks out on this one
>>21307198they're shilling Tsubasa but for some reason shirabe is the high cost gameplay unit
>>21307074>>21307198who would this goddess be?
>>21307218I see she's been learning some moves from Kirika
>>21307220the villains exclusively illegally sell antique goods so it could be literally anyone
ame no zenbu
>>21307002That's a surprising amount of side boob on a sword
>>21307198This is dangerous. So much autism concentrated in one point could create an austism singularity that would make the entire universe awkward.
>>21307222Uh oh, Shirabe has caught the dess. Soon her grades will fall down and she'll have trouble understanding basic daily activities.
How could you rewrite an historical event from the 20th century as part of the Symphogear lore?
>>21307627The Wright brothers are cute sisters. That's all I got.
>>21307627Hitler was a Fine in disguise. The genocide of the jews was her trying to kill the last followers of the custodians; the V2s were a subproduct of trying to develop rockets with which attack the Moon.
>>21307627Fine was behind project A119.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_A119
>>21307627Greek Fire was just alchemy.A real life legend says the first emperor of Japan went to the Ryukuju Islands and fought giant spider. That story was a metaphor for him wiping out the Emishi people. So in Sympoworld he really did fight giant fucking spiders
>>21307736>20th century greek fire shipss
>>21307753>they shoot spiders that are on fire so they burn you while they poison you
>>21307780That but on fire.
>>21307002What is she, some kind of Valkyrie?
>>21307474That looks like breastplate armor, sorry to dissapoint.
>>21307938Don't take this from her.
>>21307939Holding Tsubasa's cute handfulls in your hands!
>>21307950>Holding Tsubasa's cute handfulls in your mouth!
The new symphogear project will be a SOL about Kiri's daily life in her new home>ep about cooking where Kiri keeps making bad meals and turns to Tsubasa for help since she's too embarrassed to contact Shirabe>ep where Kiri gets addicted to panchiko>ep where Kiri buys a pet copybara>ep where Shirabe wants sex time with Kiri, but Kiri is cheating on her with Bikki and has to keep it a secret somehow
>>21308105>ep where Shirabe asks Miku for "practice sessions"
>>21308105>ep where kiri winds up shrunken
>>21307655I find it really, really weird that xdu has not yet done a timeline where hitler fucking won and is running a global relic powered empire. They've brought the nazis up like 5 or 6 times now, one of those times being literal moon nazis.
>>21308144>gears get put in concentration camps for being gay
>>21308165Chris is saved for not being a deviant.
>>21308133The retard would end up getting eaten with the cake at that size.
>>21308133>>21308136>>21308137Honey I shrunk the retard
>>21301548made for me>>21307453Every Muv-Luv community I've come across has been in a state of perpetual doomposting.
>>21301548>I don't even want to consume anything from the IP that must not be named anymore. It feels like some kind of cult where you keep getting fucked but all the other cult members tell you things are going great.me with FF
>>21308299Muv Luv has had three Gacha games burn and fail in the same time that XDU has been running smoothly. Though Muv Luv has had far more support for localizing things for the west than Symphogear has ever shown.
>>21308314gacha games failing is one thing, lots of IPs have that happen. But the latest one was so bad it's obvious nobody over there cares anymore. Even ignoring the fucking historical disaster that the launch was, and every technical error, the product was still beyond terrible. It was so terrible that they went>yeah we're going to rewrite the story for the relaunch so that you can feel the respect for the charactersThey spend 2 years developing a character game but nobody gave shit about the characters. It was a nothing game.Also the new VNs got announced in 2019 and still don't have a release date. That's literally the same amount of time it took for XV end - > new project announcement. Fucking imagine if the new project actually comes out first.
>>21308369It will. That's a given at this point.
>>21307960I'm starting to think Maria has an oral fixation.
I hope that they appear in the new Symphogear iteration.
>>21308538She's known to be quite the cunning linguist
Please don't bother Kiri-chan, she's by the phone waiting for the call of her producer to guest star in that new pole dancing anime
>>21308299whoops i mixed up the replies>>21308314yeah, I just mean that the franchise is clearly in a terrible state and the only people who will tell you otherwise are 2k follower twitter pseuds who live off of retweets from the english muvluv account. for me, my only hope is that resonative actually comes out before avex cans the franchise just for more kurogane. integrate should be cancelled and should never see the light of day.
>>21308820>CGIshitDom't do it Kiri!
>>21308822I'm scared of Resonative and Integrate coming out, because all signs point to them being about to ruin and undo everything MLA and TDA accomplished
Fuck you /sgg/, I rewatched the entire LOTR trilogy minus 1 because of you
>>21309047I'm rewatching the Star Trek hexalogy, so you know what to do now.
>>21309062>The theme of Star Trek but it's only Kirika saying dess repeatedly
>>21308369>in another universe>it's 2017, I install xdu>main character is a OC self insert super gaeh with amnesia that never gets a sprite>Main cast is some strange mix of gear and Medchvaranus characters>there are no Symphogear or mechvaranus sprites, everyone fights in their casual clothes. Nobody ever mentions what relic they are using.>none of the characters act like they should or have the same or a similiar backstory, if you ask what their backstory is characters tell you "it's forbidden to look into that">datamining implies they are clones, literally all new characters just using the names of existing ones>Noise just kinda sleep all day unless you poke them with sticks>there are no memorias>For some reason anyone that isn't Hibiki or Tsubasa had 0 voicelines recorded, if you click on them in the main menu you just get text popups of the lines they should say
>>21309062>>21309104>>21309124 Does Miku take Spock's place going into the radiated reactor core to save everyone?
>>21309104>I've got faaaaith, of the DESS!
>To boldly go where no retard has gone before!
>>21309182What manner of nightmare is this?
>>21309381Serena does.>The needs of the many, outweigh...>This is no time to talk about my weight, Serena!>I have been... and always shall be... your sister. Eat less, and prosper.Then a rock falls on top of her.
>>21309521If anything radiation makes the Eves stronger.
>>21309530But they're weak to the rock element, it causes critical damage to them.
>>21309799Iron sharpens iron
Why does god need a starship?
>>21309887Gods don't "need" things. They just want.
>>21309887Why is god purple?
>>21310067Why is god sexy?
>>21310136I never really thought about it, but I guess I wouldn't want god to NOT be sexy.
>>21309799>ow ow ow ow ow ow... I didn't say stop, ow ow ow ow ow
>>21310156>tfw no qt alien surgeon gf
Harder....harder...harder....TOO HARD!... harder.
>>21301321>>21301829Good thing I have my old GX-era reaction image folder backed up
>>21306279FGO is reasonably generous if you count all the stream quartzs and twitter quartzs and what not, its just the low rate and lack of real pity that makes it seems punishing. All the normalfag praise Genshin, but it has a disgustingly low amount of currency gain without paying a MMO sub cost, and the pity system is designed to bait low-mid spender into swiping rather than millk the top end.
>>21310241As an avid player of both FGO and Genshin I can confirm this is true.
>>21310241I much prefer the Genshin system because its less fucking random than the FGO one. Literally everything "pity" in fgo is fucking retarded, including the fact that it doesn't even carry over. Also keep in mind that a lot of the f2p currency you get in FGO nowadays is the result of several anniversary patches making the game less fucking retarded by baking them into things like upgrading units. Back in the day the quartz flow was absolutely fucked.what both fgo and genshin need to fix is their retarded policy on re-runs though.
>>21310367genshin needs multiple copies for constellations, NP levels in FGO are largely a meme and/or for lv120 ricefgo under saltriver had absolutely fucked quartz flow, but it has immensely improved both in handouts and in gradual implementation of baked-in distribution as you noted. it's been years since kanou took over.event rerun policies have gotten even more fucked for fgo but now they're willing to rerun random limited units all the time. i'd say that much is an improvement compared to the multi-year wait for an arjuna alter rerun
>>21310458you don't need constellations because genshin has no content. NP2 and NP3 are very signification for damage dealers in FGO if you care about farming, which is the only content that game has.
>>21310473Shirabe and Chris should dock asymmetrically.
>>21310515Shirabe would be eaten whole by the zenbus.
>>21310521I bet unlike Kira who is a bawler Shirabe would just try really hard to hide it but would still really obviously be sniffling
>"Listen to my deeeeeeeeessss
name my band
>>21310968The good, the bad, and the ugly
>>21310968Bring your kids to work day
Kirika is fan of Toxic Crusaders, Mighty Max and Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills.
>>21311048>K: What i'm trying to say is, uhh... the both of us are one set of wings too, dess!>K: B-but it's a bit different from Tsubasa and Kanade! We're sharing a set of wings...>K : So... it's not like we can't fly when we're alone. But I think if we're together we can fly even further.>K: Let's become strong together! always fighting together, in the fun times and though times.>K: And when hungry, and when sick, but also when healthy... Uhh! I don't even know what I'm saying anymore!>S: Fufu... you'll end up with a "contract" (vow) you'd hear in churches and the like.>
>>21311103I love this gay retard like you wouldn't believe.
>>21311103also this post>>21307222is actually plot relevant. The powerup amplifies their wing autism so now they can do each others moves naturally
>>21311135So this is the power of blade wing autism… not bad
>>21311135Are you telling me that Wong mode Kiri can say OYOYO whole using actual Yo-yos?
>>21311157https://twitter.com/symphogear_XD/status/1597532319341957120 she rollerskates nowalso theres this mob character who keeps talking about how much he fucking loves "tsubasa"
>>21310968Dum-Dum and the Flatties
>>21311205>TsubasaThe wings, the idol, or the soccer player?
>>21311234he means the show, Tsubasa Chronicles
>>21311245DMJii hosting for MTV.
>>21311103I can't believe DMJii are getting married before HibiMiku
>>21311423what the fuck is that ring Hibiki. Besides, knowing the dummy that's probably a friendship bracelet
>>21311423>See Miku? This is how your boyfriend will ask for your hand in marriage!>Oh, I see! Thank you Hibiki, I hope I can find a boyfriend soon!
>>21311428Damn, that girl is denser than depleted uranium. Giving her a ring, then saying "let's be together forever", and putting the ring on her, only ot turn around and fuck the first big titty girl she comes across.>What do you mean I'm cheating? I'm single you dummy!
>>21311441They have officially reached the "honey we're having vistors over, bring out the good cups." stage of their relationship
>>21311245Sexo the gaybies
>>21311463No, Hibiki. Miku was referring to tea cups, not Chris' bras!
>>21311463>Hey Miku, could you go out this afternoon? Chris is coming over and I'd like to be alone with her
>>21311480But Chris is for threesomes
>>21311482yes, that's why she also invited Cag over
>>21311483Bikki adores Miku but sometimes she wants freedoms to indulge herself on some big bazoongas.
>>21311480>no hibiki>it's MY turn with her
I want to see Kiri launched with a catapult. I bet she'd like it. At first. And then fear. And then tears. And then pain. And then apple juice.
>>21304571>>21306673>>21311796What's up with this. Is it making reference to something?
>>21311824Kids like apple juice.
It's nearly time!
Kiri wakes up early in Saturday, gets a bowl of cereal and watches Biker Mice from Mars.
Shirabe actually seems fairly competent and wise for her age, how come she always go with Kirika dumb stuff? Is her wiseness the "I dont know shit but I will pretend I know stuff so Kirika can rely on me" or is she actually goading Kirika into being her dumb wife?
>>21312151A foil to every smart person is their dumb friends to live vicariously through. Would Shirabe do any of the fun stuff by herself? Doubtful. But with someone with less inhibitions you can do a whole lot.
>>21312151Shirabe has proven to be really dumb too, she just doesn't talk as much.
>>21312151They're Kiri and the ShribYes, Kiri and the ShirbOne is a genius, the other's insaneThey're laboratory brats With LINKER up the assThey're Kiri, they're Kiri and the ShribShrib, Shrib, Shrib, Shrib, Shrib, Shrib, Shrib, Shrib- DESS!
I need evil Shirabe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnK_K0GuZ2sWhich Dess is best Dess
>>21312837I like when she said dess
>>21312837Oh no, Kirika is thinking too hard and hurting her brain. We must distract her!
bikki winter fur...
Shrib's Seiyuu must really like Muv Luv. This is her second role in it, even if in this case its a glorified cameo.
>>21313100there is no muv luv anime
>>21313100Who did she voice? I don't recognize this character. What was her previous role?
>>21313139That's Isumi Akira, youngest of the Isumi sisters from a previous VN who cameos in Muv Luv. Her previous role was Lise Hohenstein, the Stasi's cumdump from the East German spinoff. She sang her own theme song for that one. It's sad, depressing and I've used it to represent a Shirabe who lost her Kirika.https://youtu.be/LcVRTWBHDuU
>>21313151That's supposed to be Isumi's sis? I guess I can see it. Was she voiced in the VN? I can't remember, but if so she migjt show up again in integrate/resonative>LiseDon't bring that evil here
>>21313155That's like calling Chris evil. Neither chose what happened to them.
>>21313157Oh no, not the character. /mlg/ has one particularly autistic ritualposter that shits up the threads Liseposting all day, main reason why I don't even go there anymore.
>>21313151She voiced both characters in the original VNs too.
>>21313163They've been gone for some time now. I think the Alt Anime drove them away, same as it's doing to most of the franchise's fanbase.
>>21313164To clarify, Nanjo voiced Izumi in one of the VNs in a few others it was somebody else.
>>21313166>mfw when I see the viewership retention rates for shows airing this seasonthat company should be very worried
>>21313246Believe me, we ML fans are in a constant state of "this is fine". We simply live with the pain