Naked in your cockpit. Advantages/Disadvantages?
>>18701050>Advantage My dick gets hard>DisadvantageProbably gets pretty chilly with no clothing and all
>>18701050>AdvantagesNaked>DisadvantageShut the hell up.
>>18701061This. Also, Key the Metal Idol was pretty okay.
butthole sweat everywhere
>>18701323Okay, so what about the disadvantages?
>>18701332Yeah I got that, but like the OP's asking for disadvantages too
>>18701050chafing, but you can bottle and sell your sweat as an aphrodisiac like the gladiators of old
>>18701050>AdvantagesThere was this one episode of evangelion when Shinji, Asuka and Rei were naked in test plugs which increased control response rates, so maybe that would be it.>DisadvantageIf the pilot goes to space and his cockpit gets compromised, he will die quickly and painfully
>>18701346Space, high atmosphere, submerged, surrounded by dangerous gases, temperature extremes, etc. etc.Pretty much any reason you'd have for wanting to seal a cockpit is a reason to not want to be naked in it, because even if your suit won't save you you're taking a layer away from the pilot that could save them in some circumstances. That, and anytime you have to take a dump or piss, it just goes right on the cockpit floor instead of into something like a convenient toilet pack, and even when you have the toilet seat it becomes smeared with your ass-sweat, which is not necessarily ideal if you wind up moving around.Come to think of it, if your machine moves around a bunch and you get thrown around, wouldn't any restraints have serious chafing potential on your naked bod?
>>18701050>advantage:if with love interest, can have sex easily!>disadvantage:if defeated and captured by enemies, they would very likely rape you because you're already naked anyways
>>18701050Advantages: titsDisadvantages: who cares
>>18701050Advantages: all of themDisadvantages: none of them
Stinkyness and rashes
Pilot suits are sexier than nudity, your horny advantages tell me you have a weak mind and lack the patrician sensibilities that mark a proper /m/an of culture.
>>18703664You’re naked under your pilot suit
>>18703664This! Fucking this! It's just like why you have leggings under a high-cut leotard! It draws the eyes! It emphasizes the allure of what's underneath! It allows for -clothing damage-! Pilot suits, bodysocks or otherwise, give more potential than simple nudity!
>>18703703Fuck off Overcuck
>>18703705I don't play Blizzshit
>>18703703>>18703705>>18703708Most people just look at the porn, rather than play the game. Especially nowadays
>>18703695Man, that’s some cucked shit, lemme tell you.
>>18701050I once stuck in a F-16 cockpit in Kuwait in the summer. Sweat was rolling down my fingertips making pools of waterSome free ball action would've been appreciated
>>18703664>>18703695These /m/en get it. The allure is in the hinted unseen, not the coomers ape noises.
>>18701084like a proto Lain but weirder and more violent, great stuff
>>18703664This, a TIGHT pilot suit makes everything better
>all these clothing/plugsuit shillsEnjoy your gimp outfits and "leaving things to your imagination" I'll be fucking my cockpit in the nude.
>>18705405Fuck, just thinking about that series gets me going.
>>18705412god i wish that were me
why wear clothes at all when you can just have NANOMACHINES
>>18706172IBO was pretty manly
Go beyond nakedStrip off the flesh and transcend
>>18701325>>18701340Listen, that's only an advantage if it belongs to a girl. If it's yours that's just gross.
>>18703664>>18703695Even now there is hope for /m/an.
>>18703703>>18703705>>18703708>>18703929That's actually the Heroes of the Storm model. I used to play a lot of Heroes of the Storm so I recognize the difference. Also, shut the fuck up.
>>18703991>pull too many Gs>balls get ripped off
>>18701050>>18710362>>18716368Based key the metal idol poster
>>18701050Does pic related also exist in non-ant form?
>>18708169Go beyond simple cyborg conversion. Permeate your body and suit with organic or artificial neurons where, when connected, your consciousness exists between bodies. Thus, even if your cockpit and human body get destroyed, your core existential process persists in whatever is left of the suit. Granted, this would have to be a phase-on/phase-out system with a lockout or you run the risk of having a duplicate you should you ever disengage with the suit when not being physically destroyed. Or perhaps some wireless transmission system connecting the two where you exist as one entity between two bodies.And if you really want to be a bastard you could overwrite/possess/assimilate anyone trying to steal the mech.
>>18722178Functionally it'd be like connecting your brain to the cloud which is also your brain or which becomes your brain when initialized. Back-up memories. Back-up personality. So long as the core process remains functioning despite disruptions, you are you. Thus a physical death means comparatively little. You'd be losing, at most, half of yourself. A substantial loss, but not an insurmountable one. The important thing is that the fundamental process remains ongoing and isn't completely terminated or severed. The Ship Of Theseus is the Ship Of Theseus so long as the spirit endures.
>>18701050>Disadvantagethat one scene from the end of season 1 of 00 where Allelujah gets fuckedin the head by his damaged MS because he wasn't wearing a helmet
mecha are clothing
>>18724841>>18727457>>18729464You know you don't have to spoiler these, right? They're safe for work, and if they weren't, spoilering them wouldn't save you.
what about the bald guy from vandread?
>>18729942I mean... they don't technically break the SFW rules, but whether or not those images are actually "safe for work" in the literal seems a bit less certain. Maybe he is thinking of the working /m/en.
>>18733883Well when I call them safe for work I do refer solely to the actual rules of the website. But good point, if he is doing it merely to be considerate of people who are actually browsing /m/ at work, that is admirable.
>>18716459Based on what?
It's a fucking mess.
>>18733883Browsing 4chan at work or on some college pc is pretty much a suicide attempt.All it takes is one click at the wrong thread where some criminal is spamming actual cp and it's over.
>>18740680Additionally, a public PC probably wouldn't have Adblock installed, and the ads on this site have become absolutely vile because Hiro is a greedy piece of shit. I wouldn't put it past him that some of the ads have that.
It's called a cockpit for a reason.
>>18701050the first time i've legitimately felt nostalgia in fucking years
>>18749803Nostalgia for what?
>>18729464G-Gundam, like so many things, got it rightWHY NOT BOTH
>>18753424Holy shit, ghostbumper's still fucking here? I thought he was gone, god fucking damn it.
>>18703664YES ANON, YES
Advantage: Less time taken to get into mechDisadvantage: No pants means that your junk feels the full impact of movement every time your mech hits the equivalent of a speedbump
>>18757296My little anon can't be this retarded.
>>18760282You have nostalgia for My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute? What's wrong with you?
>>18760933i'm gonna rub 2 braincells together and guess that the thing he's nostalgic for is the thing in the post he responded to. that's typically how conversations work.
>>18702773>Come to think of it, if your machine moves around a bunch and you get thrown around, wouldn't any restraints have serious chafing potential on your naked bod?Hell in one of the earliest episodes of Mazinger Z Kouji suffers a pretty bad injury from banging his head in the cockpit which is why he had his iconic helmet from then on.
I think the only reason it works for Key is because it's an exosuit rather than a cockpit. Otherwise it makes no sense.
>Adv.Sensors and connectors unhindered.>Disadv.Running out of juice and walking to the next charge station naked.
>>18762104Do they really need charge stations?
>all of these /m/en who still appreciate the allure of the suit.I love you.
>>18701050IIRC the mechs in BattleTech generate so much heat that pilots often go into battle wearing nothing but shorts
>>18774542I think that's a bit they took from old tank drivers.
>>18701050>AdvantagesYou won't need any special suit.>DisadvantagesChafing/pinching, more sanitary maintenance of equipment, skin sticks to whatever your body is making contact with. One cool sci-fi way of handling it would be to have the cockpit filled with fluid like the Eva units, the Graze Ein, or the Outlaw Star. As long as the fluid gets drained, it should resolve much of those issues.
>>18761902Yea Early Mazinger Z is a pretty janky mecha at the start ain't it?
>>18701050> disadvantagesmultiple movement induce skin disorders (blisters, chafing, rash, etc)> advantagesbetter sensor response rate>>18703664>>18703695i see /m/an of culture, & post a culture.
>>18777867Why does nudity cause blisters, chafing and rash?
>>18774548I've watched Girls und Panzer and I don't remember them wearing nothing but shorts, which is a shame.
>>18716368>Key the Metal Idol Collector Vol.2Where can i get it?
>>18781499no proper protection on bare skin when interface with machine.some anon propose cockpit filled with fluid which is plausible, but somehow dangerous when fluid was over-pressured out of sudden.
>>18705571Asuka is for bending over and dominating
>>18787324That is a creepy thing to say.
>>18701050>advantagescute>disadvantageswho cares lol
>>18790328Where do morons like this come from?
>>18790365>rightfully call a post creepy>immediately get a seething post from a completely different person who feels the need to leap to the defense of another poster instead of letting him fight his own battlesWhere do morons like THIS come from?
G-forces would be the best reason to wear a suit.Regardless if you are in space or planet side, G-forces will cause either red-outs or black-outs or just straight up kill you if high enough.
>>18790365>>18790498both absolute fucking retards
>>18701050Disadvantage, if you spill hot tea from your flask, you'll scorch your dick.
>>187904984chan isn't for you.
>>18701050There was Knights Lamune & 40 Fresh where they used a water shock absorbing system in their cockpits. Which seems pretty practical. The pilots were supposed to wear suits with breathing masks. But the MC is naked because she thought it was a bath. Even after learning it was the cockpit of the robot, she still went in naked because it's a trashy 90s fanservice anime.Still like the OP.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fWZeRt37EM
>>18790594You people are like fucking robots, every time someone goes out of the hivemind your brain completely shuts down and you try and shoo them away. It's not going to work and I guarantee it has never worked yet you try it every single time. One of these days, surely? Fucking moron.
>>18790855Love that opening song. Only know about 3 people who have seen this series.
>>18790938What a completely moronic rambling.
>>18791226Look at this short-ass post. What a coward. He doesn't even want to interact. He has completely given up.
>>18791248That's because you go on a tangent and already formed your own retarded conclusions of everything. There's nothing to talk about with you. Acting all high and mighty on winning your own perceived internet "argument" and touting it to everyone, why would I want to engage with someone like you? Now go enjoy your victory and reply to this post to have the last word.
>>18703664Typically I agree but being nude inside a massive machine has its own charm, especially if there is contrasting military action
Aquarion kind of did it...
>>18703703I have done extensive research on this, and I found out the objective fact that D.va is hotter naked.
>>18793325She's like 14 you creep.
>>18793785No she's not. None of overwatch characters are underage. Blizzard knew exactly what they were doing.
>>18703705Fuck off /v/
>>18793819Huh? What's /v/?
Bunch of fucking creeps in this thread.