Give Gollum your best riddle /lit/
What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee cord?
>>22506842I'm not sure, what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
What's in OP's pocket?
>>22506767The oedipus riddle
>>22506857Ah, I see what you did there! That's a clever play on words.
>>22506767How do you spell FAGGOT with only two letters?
Why did the cute girl cross the road?To get a far away from me as possible
Who's his favorite philosopher? Hard mode: no diogenes
I'm loud and obnoxiousI like music that rhymesI'm a fraction of the populationBut commit half the crimesWho am I?
Riddle me, riddle me, randy ro.My father gave me seeds to sow.The cock crew,The sky was blue:The bells in heavenWere striking eleven.'Tis time for this poor soulTo go to heaven.
>>22506767I am White, Red, and Yellow, and formerly part black.Just one is fine, but ten will give you a heart attack.Kids love me, adults do too.Especially when I only cost $1 buck or $2!
What number am I thinking of?Phone number
>>22507171The suicide hotline?
>>22506767What is a woman?
A man dressed in blue is sadness.A man dressed in red is anger.What is a man dressed in bondage gear with a chain around his neck attached to a jar of custard stuffed on his erect dick?fucking disgusted
>>22507575Safe to teach your children?
>>22507019Plato (the Ring of Gyges thought experiment is his favorite)
>>22506767It puts the lotion on its skin,Or it gets the hose again.
>>22506767What has black skin, a big nose, thick red lips, and raps and says "yo" a lot...?
>>22507924Not a bad guess but no.Extra line:For kids I'm a meal, for adults I'm a snack.Either way I'm addicting, just like [redacted]
How do you tell if a Chinese person has broken into your house?
>>22506767A challenge for the Riddler!Tell me who I am, if you can,And the precious ring I shall bestow on your hand.I love basketball,And music that rhymes,I'm 14% of the population,But commit half of the crimes!
>>22507042Negros/Niggers? If not it could be the black guys.
>>22510490I'm torn between Jamal and Tyrone both their dads left them.
>>22510622McDonalds def isn't $1 anymore, at least not where I live
>>22507171>>22507177Suicide? Everything is the same, you negro christoid. I die fulfilled and, on my toilet I am howling with laughter. Your decision to deride Nero is in poor taste. For it is the light of the heart that shows the path of life, not the darkness of the bible of lovehim Hahahahaha!
>>22506767Why did the dead baby cross the road?
>>22506767How many abortions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How can it equal one? If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told its two, and that cannot be.
>>22507019Not exactly a philosopher but maybe Miyamoto Musashi?
>>22506767Mary is a scientist who has never seen color, but knows everything about the physics and biology of color vision. She lives in a black-and-white room and studies color through a black-and-white monitor. One day, she leaves the room and sees color for the first time. Does she learn anything new?
M E V O I C I S U L T A NN U I T I S M E V O C A LS I L I C E M O U V A N TI O V E N T M U S I C A LL E V O I C I M U S A N TM O T I N C L U S A V I EC E M O T I V A L I N S UL A V O U S E M I N C I TC U L T I V O N S A M I ES I I L V A U T C E N O MS O N V A L M U E T I C I
>>22510957Title: Qui suis-je.Hint:S I N U L V I C E A M O TV U I C I S L A M E T O NN O M C E S T V I A L U IV A I N C U T E L O M I S
>>22506767How do I get a gf?
>>22506767If firefighters fight fire,and crimefighters fight crime.What do freedomfighters fight?
>>22511021Goyim in french translates to "nice people" (gentils). I'll let you figure out who are the bad guys.
>>22510947Yes, the colours. She never knew the colours themselves.
>>22511024But everybody has their own freedom fighters anon.Normally all fighting the freedom of others.
>>22507063>Formerly part black
>>22511117lmao, not what I was originally thinking of (pizza lunchables, part black = used to come with oreos), but that actually works better.
>>22506767People who annoy you
>>22506857Just watched this movie on youtube while working from home the other day. I remembered it being retarded, but somehow not as retarded as it actually was.
>>22510888every time i've forgotten