/lit/ humor thread:
I read Eragon when I was 13. Good times.
>>22490723> BAP lurks> Pynchon browsesI'm never coming on this subreddit ever again
>>22490723>BAP lurks Keep your birdapp e‐celeb off this board
>>22490661Retarded picture. I doubt whoever made this has even read any Russian lit and is just going by gut instinct >Hmm Dosto was obviously a blackpilled NEET, everyone knows that>Hmm Tolstoy had a beard>Hmm Nabokov wrote Lolita so he was obviously a groomerand so on
>>22490850Also Chekhov as le blond yes guy is just cringe. Clearly made by a birdapp fag.
>>22490652Incels have always existed. But why is that funny?
>>22490919Again, very reductionist. Chekov didn't say that, a character he wrote said that. Chekov has written some of the most miserable short stories of all timehttps://www.ibiblio.org/eldritch/ac/misery.htm
>>22490916this is why
>>22490638It’s a horrible series. I read it when I was 12 and 15. Horrible.
>>22490661Been getting a kick out of the seethe this causes, retards on this board seem to not know what a caricature is. Especially enjoying the seethe caused by Chekhov who is probably the most subtle and clever one of the lot.
>Been getting a kick out of the seethe this causes
>>22490984>this board seem to not know what a caricature is.Sir those are generic wojaks
>>22490926You really are autistic, like off the spectrum.>>22490986How is that rent free? Who exactly is supposedly living rent free in my head when I laugh at the autism this causes? I don't think you know what the phrase means. Also, no individual made those, they were compiled from a thread back in the days when /lit/ knew how to have fun, most of them came from a draw you favorite author thread if memory serves.
>>22491008And they don't know what wojak is and his relation to board culture, only see a meme.
>>22491009what the fuck are you blabbering about you retard
>>22490984Chekhov only makes sense if it is the “yes.” part of the meme being referenced. He has a subtle nuanced writing and is the proto-Hemingway. As for him being a Chad, makes little sense. I don’t even know what Tolstoy is supposed to represent. Is Nabokov supposed to be cheeky? Don’t really get that one either. What’s the difference between Bunin and Turgenev besides the beard?
>>22490912What about it is cringe? I saw it as characterizing him as a chad, which he is.
>>22491009>like off the spectrum.So I'm not autistic at all? Thanks for confirming, ESL.
>>22491030Don't bother, you're putting more thought into that moronic "caricature" than whoever made it did
>>22490661>>22490850>>22490912>is that... le CHEKHOV'S GUN?!?
>>22490916>Incels have always existed.wrong
>>22491034it's not accurate
>>22490508@Barnes and Noble
>>22491151Pretty sure most DNA studies show that a sizeable percentage of men don't or haven't reproduced.
>>22491242Women should not choose who they fuck.
Wowzy these are so funny!!!!
>>22491258I am going to go out on a limb here and say that you have no children.They don't choose who they fuck. Their DNA chooses who they fuck.It's not ideal to have lower tier males fucking any woman.
>>22491242In that sense, according to you, incel just means virgin. Why then bother to use some new word that makes you sound like a retard?
>>22491286Women don't automatically go for "higher tier" males. What do you even mean by that term?
>>22491286Lower tier males fucking lower tier females. Lower tier females don't have any option left so they lower their standard.Dude, do you even read Darwin? Do you understand how behavioral adaptation and sexual selection work?
>>22491339Because only a seething incel would sit around making a meme as shitty as that one. The seethe is oozing from it.No man that gets laid could even.And no, some virgins are that way voluntarily. The entire point is that an incel wants to fuck someone and can't. This leads to the seething and making of seething memes.No VOLcel is making seething memes about women.>>22491345The result, whether you like it or not, is the answer.Whoever women fuck or try to fuck are "high tier" and whoever they don't is "low tier".Measuring these things in any sort of scientific or objective manner is beyond human capability.The results speak for themselves whether you can understand it or not.
>>22491350>read darwinYou mean that half evolved monkey, who with zero technological capability or knowledge of genetics figured out the whole thing?kekLower tier females can also be fucked by the higher up man. In a society as existed before goyslop 7-8 out of 10 women were fuckable by even Chad because they were thin and reasonably fit.Your one to one idea has no real evidence behind it. Low tier should not be fucking at all and upper tier women should be getting fucked by higher tier males as often as possible.
Lo dejamos mejor para después. El camino, desalbinimigalrado por las compontaroyas conminasálibes descuantinizan esparciopétalomente sus alminigarres alvórices.Es comprensible. El sentido de cuanto en el Universo habita es el Amor Supremo de Dios por toda su Creación. Por ello, cuando sentimos tristes; cuando pensamos en nuestras más terribles amarguras - los ojos enrojecidos de Anna Frank, o los últimos pensamientos de Artaud en Rodez - debemos hacer una llamada, sintiéndola profundamente en nuestros corazones. Es por el amor. Es porque cada pedazo de vitalidad que hay en nuestras células, está clamando por una paz interior que trascienda cualquier sufrimiento hacia la Pura Contemplación de la Redención.En este punto se llega a una gran fusión con Lo Divino. Se nota cómo la Grandiosidad del Ser Supremo embriaga por un frondoso bosque de arriates fractales la distribución de los bienes necesarios para la supervivencia de Sus criaturas.El amor que Dios nos da cada día se muestra en los pequeños detalles por los que vale la pena existir
>>22491310memes aside, what do people see in that brain damaged moron?
>>22491361>Evolved monkeyNice strawman but Darwin didn't say human evolved from Monkey. Both Human, Monkey, Gorilla, Bonobo, Ape, etc came from the common ancestor named plesiadapis tricuspidens. >Higher tier males should fuck higher tier females>Higher tier females should fuck higher tier malesOh I get it. You believe in eugenics. It wont work because your definitions about "higher tier males" and "higher tier females" come straight from your ass. Natural selection doesn't work that way you nigger! Who do you think you are? A mother earth? Each male organism compete for the possession of female, and if self-proclaimed "superior male" thinks it's not fair that his crush is getting fucked hard by "inferior male," oh boy just cope and seethe! Hahaha!
>>22491242yeah most men were physically enslaved for large parts of history.
>>22491354>No VOLcel is making seething memes about women.that doesn't follow. Anyone with a brain is going to make fun of women from time to time because, in the first world, at any rate, they are overprivileged, bipolar children.
>>22491395Please explain where the extra two chromosomes from the monkeys went and how.Protip. You can't. Protip no one ever will.Evolution is a lie and easily determined to be so if you use logic and math.>my definitionsSee here: >>22491354I specifically state that only the results show one to be higher than the other and that no one is capable of knowing.Try reading you seething faggot incel with no kids.
>>22490508the sad thing is the later Harry Potter books and all of the Eragon books have more thematic complexity and even more vocab than the vast majority of current books on the NYT bestseller list.
>>22491432>make fun of women>spend time alone in your room making seething memesNot the same chud. Nice try.
>>22491465You forgot the vocative comma. Try again.
>>22490935characteristically wrong from start to finish, down to the last green line, Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception is a fine piece of young adult literature in its own right
>>22491475>grammar is run by English teacher's at the public school I attended.I made no pause whatsoever.Be sure and follow the "rules". You'll go far.
>>22491242They show that about 80% of men reproduce (rest presumably dieded), but in some events most men in a village were killed by others
>>22491642>one hour later . . .>teacher'sYou just keep losing, don't you?
>>22491658Depends on how far back you go. In the past 10000 or so years it's 60-80% and modern average is 80%. From the various tribes we obseve, we see very few incels (in fact we see more dying before reproducing)
>>22491658imagine taking this incel blackpill demoralization at face value for NINE years.
>>22491372The "people" you're referring to are young men who feel castrated and what they see is hypermasculinityAlternatively indians, and no human knows what they see
>>22491719How is it demoralizing? It means men are awesome and explains why women are so boring. It's uplifting.
>>22493180Perfectly logical and normal. Shelf posting instawhores will disagree
>>22491849>>22491719>>22491658>>22491650So can I get kosher pussy or not bros? I'm 6'1 and white but not handsome or rich. Also do u have to convert to Judaism to marry one?
>>22491354Incel is a retarded word because all celibacy is voluntary. It's part of the meaning. "Volcel" is just a regular celibate. Sexless and celibate are different things.
>>22490508that's what you deserver for using a battery powered chink amp instead of a real tube one the bitch even got the extension only to use it as a fucking piece of furniture
>>22490723wait, horia belcea is MNMDR, BAP, and costin alamariu? every single book by those authors is badly written, and every single one of them was shilled here
>>22491360This is funny
>>22493189Middlesex is like 350 pages though
>>22491372He had some fans, but then the media used his dumbass to discredit trad values, so you end up hearing that he's some kind of Messiah for incels when he's just your average youtube grifter.
>>22493189>logical and normalWouldn't the half-book end up falling apart?
>>22491051Damn, reading Kant cures balding
>>22491030>>22490850my guess is it contrasts tolstoy's later moralfaggotry (the old wojak) to his ealier more realist approach (the young wojak in the cage)
>>22493399Those are all gluebound paperbacks. They will hold as long as the glue holds.
>>22493399Yes, the pages will start falling out from where it was separated.
>>22491372My guess is that most of his fans are child of single mothers seeking for a surrogate father figure.
>>22491372Have you ever watched the episode of Boondocks where the guy can't keep his wife in line so they have to invite a pimp in to teach him how to?Basically, Western men have become effeminate simps. They let their wives and daughters dress like whores. They have sex before marriage. They use contraception. They've made disciplining your wife physically a crime. Almost half of their marriages fail. They've allowed their women to work, vote, and even be leaders in politics and business. And they believe in the illusion of sex equality. Modern western society since about the 1960s is the first ever example of a civilised matriarchal society. There have been quasi-matriarchal societies before among the savages, but not among civilised people. Western man has retained his notions of chivalry and honourable masculine conduct towards women but has abandoned all expectations of feminine virtue.The negative social effects of this are becoming more and more apparent. So Western men (especially young men, whose female counterparts are the most polluted of all), have turned to idiotic ideologies like Tateism which purport to address the issue. We've invited a literal pimp to become our mentor just like in the Boondocks episode because we can't keep our women in line.The thing is, Tateism isn't actually anti-feminist. Tate only teaches a method whereby men can enjoy the fruits of the sexual revolution, he doesn't actually deny its precepts. The lifestyle he advocates for is one of maximum consumerism and sexual libertinism. He is happy to live in a feminist society so long as he and his buddies get to enjoy the candies it dishes out.Tateism therefore represents a false patriarchy, whose precepts actually uphold the matriarchal system we are living in. It is the same ghetto philosophy that has destroyed the patriarchal family structure amongst the blacks. It is sad because the demand was there for a true pushback against feminism, but all we got was this. In the end it will lead to further societal disintegration.
>>22490723I dont understand almost any of this lol
>>22493664Now there's an author you can trust.
>>22491462>later Harry Potter booksSure, they are genuinely good. >and all of the Eragon booksWeren't they written by a teenage nepobaby?
>>22493664topkekAlthough tbqh, the last/third guy seems like literally me.
>>22494024Unfortunately, I can't see a real way out of this matriarchal society that doesn't involve all men voluntarily becoming monks and giving up their desire for pussy, which is never gonna happen. You can blame women all you want, but it was us men that allowed them to get to this point.
>>22490935>unpaid forevery time
>>22490652Alright damn it, I'll become a buddhist.
>>22491310>>22493859funniest shit ever.
>>22494024Based and well said
>>22490724Took me way too long to notice.
>>22494024Great comment, the last two lines are tingly.
>>22491051Classic /lit/>>22490661Post-2015 /lit/
>>22497285The realisation was slow and creeping but this was pretty funny.
>>22494860shittest George Carlin joke turned into a shitter web comic, though it's possible that hack also had stolen it
>>22491372100% of his fans are incel brownoids living in western countries
>>22490652>make women this way>then shit on them for being this way
>>22491372I know several guys into him and they're all 25 and younger, still living with their parents, and not white. They don't have anything in their sights besides getting pussy and buying real estate and retiring at 35. They think he has the answers. Honestly, I have no problem with them and how they think, even if those goals personally bore me.
This one always fucking gets me
>>22497554that's not the shittiest George Carlin joke, this ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTNi48f567E
>>22496533>>22497605In a conversation with Kassappa, great Buddhist monk Bakulla says that in 80 years he has not only not had sex, he has not even entertained thoughts of women, or seen them, or spoken to them.In a conversation with Kassappa, great Buddhist monk Bakulla says that in 80 years he has not only not had sex, he has not even entertained thoughts of women, or seen them, or spoken to them.In one conversation, the Buddha states, “Of all the scents that can enslave, none is more lethal than that of a woman. Of all the tastes that can enslave, none is more lethal than that of a woman. Of all the voices that can enslave, none is more lethal than that of a woman. Of all the caresses that can enslave, none is more lethal than that of a woman.”Great Buddhist monk Sangamaji left his wife and son to become a monk. One day, his wife and son come to him and beg him to come back but he does not respond, and shows no sign of husbandly or fatherly instincts and so is praised by Buddha of achieving true detachment and enlightenment. A true monk, for whom “female sexuality is like the flapping wings of a gnat before a mountain” is a vira (hero).
>>22497683Doesn't buddhism have a pedophilia problem?
>>22498310So does the Church. If you're going to judge entire belief systems based on the actions of outliers, you may as well just throw out everything.
>>22490972it truly is. even as a kid I recognized how bad it was. The fact that a legitimate publisher would print something so bad was a huge blow to my faith in the adult world
>>22493859I'm looking for this meme but in rainbow colors and looks like something a basic bitch would have on her front lawn or as a bumper sticker, other than the content, of course.
>>22497293This debate was probably the high point of /lit/. It was all downhill from there.
>>22497605The Buddha isn’t a creator god. It is a bit more complicated than that.
>>22490905We're all autistic here, anon, don't load the hunter.
>>22494024This is more or less correct, even if it's a summary of a sentiment that's been floating around reactionary circles for decades, if not longer. >>22496496What did the Proto-Indo-Europeans do to the matrifocal societies of Old Europe? Did they withdraw from the gene pool? Or did they do what worthy men have always done?
>>22499853>No women in Master & CommanderOh son. You know nothing about the navy.
>>22490926Misery ends with the coachman finding his xanadu when he's alone with his horse, demonstrating that misery and the uncaring nature of society is useless to fret over because pets exist :) its actually a really sweet story aside from the guys son dying
>>22491676nope, the studies all show from the tribes that while the hunting party is away the tall handsome chad of the tribe sneaks to all the womens huts and drops a thick creamy load in their stink holes.
>>22500001How does Chad expect to make babies in bottoms?
>>22491827>>22493396>>22493846>>22494024>>22497564>>22497623What a bunch of cucks with no ability to look past the surface, despite being on a literature board and discussing classics. Tate essentially spoke of the perfect being in flesh. To achieve without stopping, to cast off any hindrance provided for by the brain. Go and get. I will forever have respect for the Tate brothers and will employ their philosophy wherever applicable. You, cuckolds, may continue the seethe. I shall take advice from success.
>>22500667Wisest poster on 4chan. An example to us all.
>>22500682If you're going to samefag can you at least try to hide it? This is embarrassing.
>>22491051literally me d esu
>>22491372He's just a knockoff Alcibiades.
fresh off the presses
>>22501725Hahahah, it just makes you wonder how on earth would he have known there are no security cameras there :P
>>22501722so it's not just women who do this?
>>22497673how dare you, that's pretty good
>>22491658I think this is because men are not trusted to help raise children before they hit their mid to late 20s (essentially when their aggression and impulsive behavior has peaked), and during times of war and famine many men die before they hit "reproducing age." Women, on the other hand, during plentiful times generally delay having children since it is more work and not necessarily beneficial to them, but during times of hardship more children=more workers=more family wealth, so they are enjoined to have as many kids as possible starting from a young age, usually by whatever man is available.>>22493202As this anon points out, in orthodox religious communities, almost every male reproduces and usually in great quantities. Though its not as ideal as you'd think...Most adults discover that there is more to life than having children.
>>22499853Someone make a list of anti-Bechdel works
>>22502964>Most adults discover that there is more to life than having children.I'm 26 and worry that before too long I'll just outright neglect my duty to multiply because life has so much fun shit to go out and do.
>>22490723BAP don't lurk
>>22493664Does anyone know where the first one is from? It looks interesting. Also yes I understand the irony in asking for a source on a meme about providing no sources
>>22501725That dude wasn't in the wrong at all
>>22491365De donde es esto?
>>22490891This made me laugh like a retard and i was thinking about killing myself seconds ago.
>>22491258Thats why i raped her.
>>22491354>Whoever women fuck or try to fuck are "high tier" and whoever they don't is "low tier".This is absolutely fucking retarded,if you knew me you would know im far from high tier yet i did and can have sex.I just look kinda good or at least not too bad and thats all it took for some women to show interest in me,im pretty sure anyone who meets enough women will eventually have one showing interest in him.
>>22503769Is the funny part that it's not actually books they're burning?
>>22503769hope they burn librarians next.
>>22501725the fuck would she say to them? anon asked me three questions, arrest him.
>>22503810I think the general idea is that most people hear the word "police" and bail. OP's response probably scared the shit out of her, which makes the situation even more funny.
>>22503909Fahrenheit 451 isn't a history book.
>>22490970Explain this "women are buddhists" meme, this is completely esoteric
>>22491365El muchacho de los ojos tristesVive solo y necesita amorComo el aire necesita vermeComo el sol lo necesito yoEl muchacho de los ojos tristesHa encontrado al fin una razónPara hacer que su mirada ríaCon mis besos y mi gran amor
>>22494024No his name is A Pimp Named Slickback, like A Tribe Called Quest
>>22503767I don't get it
>>22503937Hedonic drug-addled bimbos are impressed by shallow aesthetics of le exotic Eastern ideas, which I refrain from calling Religions in this context for without engaging in actual practice and tradition it is not religious at all.
>>22501722Kek this is mine. Nice to see it here.
>>22491658The person who is tricked into accepting things like this at face vale needs Christ badly. Most of this is not even poorly sourced and explained empirical fact, it is bitter incel philosophical positions making a mountain of a molehill.We were created for one purpose, to love God. God has placed love in our heart, but we have loved all the wrong things. The things of this world we can always love. The things of God can never be taken from us. The wise man seeks what he can never lose.Too late have I loved you, O Beauty so ancient, O Beauty so new.Too late have I loved you! You were within me but I was outside myself, and there I sought you!In my weakness, I ran after the beauty of the things you have made.You were with me, and I was not with you.The things you have made kept me from you – the things which would have no being unless they existed in you!You have called, you have cried, and you have pierced my deafness.You have radiated forth, you have shined out brightly, and you have dispelled my blindness.You have sent forth your fragrance, and I have breathed it in, and I long for you.I have tasted you, and I hunger and thirst for you.You have touched me, and I ardently desire your peace.You have made us for yourself, O Lord, and our heart is restless until it rests in you>Thus the blessed Bartholomew asserts that the divine science is both vast and minute, and that the Gospel is great and broad, yet concise and short; signifying by this, that the beneficent Cause of all is most eloquent, yet utters few words, or rather is altogether silent, as having neither (human) speech nor (human) understanding, because it is super-essentially exalted above created things, and reveals itself in Its naked Truth to those alone who pass beyond all that is pure or impure, and ascend above the topmost altitudes of holy things, and who, leaving behind them all divine light and sound and heavenly utterances, plunge into the Darkness where truly dwells, as the Oracles declare, that ONE who is beyond all.
>>22490723Someone make a video and explain this all for newfags like me. What's the evidence behind Pychon browsing? I've checked the archives but can't find anything.
>>22503937Have you never come across chicks who are into astrology and new age """buddhism"""?
>>22504129Absolutely not, but I wish I could find a star autist gf
>>22490850You're right, but jokes are funny because they appeal to gut instinct - and if the subject is intellectual, you get to "feel" smart
>>22490935Based Artemis Fowl appreciator
>>22504127Someone made posts years ago that had some semblance to Pynchon's lingo. People just speculated it was the man himself shitposting.
>>22503182Start with Dickens. The best example is probably Pickwick Papers. Nicholas Nickleby is a good second. Oliver Twist less so, but with a twist that Dickens overtly states a point along this line regarding the wife of one of Fagin's henchmen. The specific philosophical point that he makes about her tends to confirm that his entire catalog of works is likely solid in this respect. He is not a pretender that will slip.
>>22493180only acceptable if you cut them with a butter knife
>>22504642I had a gluebound paperback that was already falling apart. I tore sections out of it to read on my daily bus commute. I just tossed the sections in the trash as I completed them. There was no knife required. They come right apart.
>>22503973..Look up how Plato died, illiter-anon.
>>22504728It was Socrates my dude
>>22504736Jesus Christ, you really are retarded lol
Obligatory reading for Kantfags who think they now know how to argue
>>22504734>itoddler calling anything based
>>22504787t. Seething pajeetdroid/poodroid using neet who can't even put together a few hundred dollars to buy a high-quality mobile computing device.
>>22504728According to Tertullian he dies in his sleep
>>22503973Anon was corrupting the youth.
>>22490508>>22490638>>22490972>>22499069If any of you guys remember what the Harry Potter or Eragon books were like, would you say it's impressive for a 9 year old to finish The Deathly Hallows or a 12 year old to finish Inheritance without any difficulty? I'm trying to gauge how bright I was as a child.(And yes, the Eragon series was complete dogshit and I feel horrified that my parents let me enjoy that shit in hindsight)
>>22504957I have a fucking desktop you poorfag. Phoneposters belong on instagram or wherever it is normalfags like you go
>>22505064>get out of my secret club reeeeeee!Kys faggot
>>22504957radiation really doing wonders to your brain
>>22490935>400 level community college classIs this part of the joke
>>22493664>i was there. Reincarnation
>>22505064Care to show your desktop, please?
>>22505196Oh god, you again. What is it with you and desktops anyway?
>>22505211You see I'm a migrant from /g, so the itch for /bst threads remains strong
>>22504138In most cases, they are horrible, horrible people.
>>22505264Any proof to provide credence to your assertion?
>>22505288My rising ascendant told me to trust my intuition on this one.
>>22505264wait you said astrology not astronomy my bad
I'm Sir Dunkin Crumb's (fitzroy) Pa
>>22504613Dickens is essentially a woman though
>>22490723Hi BAP I love you
>>22505058>would you say it's impressive for a 9 year old to finish The Deathly Hallows or a 12 year old to finish Inheritance without any difficulty?Those books were published to stunt 8 year olds, so no. It still doesn’t mean you weren’t bright.
>>22491023>>wojak and his relation to board culture>wojak and his relation to board culture>board culture>wojak>>wojak and his relation to board culture>wojak>board culture>wojak and his relation to board culture>board culture>wojak>>wojak and his relation to board culture>wojak and his relation to board culture>board culture>wojak>>wojak and his relation to board culture>wojak>board culture>wojak and his relation to board culture>board culture>wojak>>wojak and his relation to board culture
>>22505496Are you okay
>>22505491I'm asking from a pure 'reading age' perspective. I agree that they are not good for children's development.
>>22503769>F451 is on the noseyeah, all dystopian literature is on the nose. That's why they're babby's first books. As if 1984 is any better in that respect
>>22505512How are they not good for childrens development
>>22491051I'm doing a pose like this, am physically fit though. I don't imagine myself as some sort of erudite scholar, I'm a fuckin construction worker lmao. Cut me some slack bro.
>>22505516I'm not going to bother going into any moral dissections; they're simply of a poor literary quality. Children's brains are like sponges and reading pulp is a waste of this potential, especially for the more intelligent ones.
>>22491365To be grateful to the Almighty for the most simple things in life is a divine increase in happiness, given freely from the source out of perfect grace.
>>22505512From a reading age perspective, it looks average. Who knows what you could’ve read, though.
>>22505641Weird, I see redditors say that stuff is too hard for 14 year olds.
>>22505674You know what else is hard for 14 year olds?
>>22494024>They have sex before marriageStopped reading there, any person who shames people for having sex before marriage is clearly either a cock sucker to religion doctrine, a incel, or all of these things, even worse since you're clearly a hard misognist so theirs no way you have a wife. If you're any of these, you clearly shouldn't have any input on women at all. Since you're just a delusional biased bastard that could only see woman through whatever lens you were dealt with in life. You either hated women from just bad luck, from being too much of a pussy to talk girls so you make up stupid cope to live on, or need religion to answer everything in your life since you have zero sense of control. Fuck off this board you pathetic worm, grow a fucking spine. Anything that could be deemed valid isn't because you clearly went off the tracks and crashed into pretentious retardation
>>22506409seethe harder, roastie
>>22506409This seething is surely representative of a struck nerve. Havers of premarital sex deserve the death penalty btw.
>>22506462>Havers of premarital sex The fact that the word 'fornicator' has fallen out of common usage just shows how ignorant society is of sin
>>22506457Wow, nice shitty fanfiction. It totally doesn't fall flat if a couple doesn't care or care much at all, that their partner had fornification or had it a lot before they were officially together. If each member of the couple can fully realize and decide they only want to sleep with only their partner, despite them having sexual relationships in the past, that means they choose their partner over many others. Oh wait, that's what a relationship is! Wow, fake Socrates seems like a dumbass for talking so much when he talks like someone whose never been in a relationship
>>22506517>t. Proud cuckhold
>>22506560>smirking and laughing as my fat round hands are almost done talking>As I type my last words famous person, I use the strongest two words in the human language loser cuck>My fictional debate with me as the famous Socrates is finally complete, the highlight of my entire life>Because John Green dared having a different opinion than me
>>22506591Beats being a cuckold
>>22505477Try reading the books instead of watching the cinematic renditions.
>>22506638He's a christian you fucking retard, theirs zero basis of him ever being a cuck. Keep being mad, you loser psycho.Who thinks having sex with someone who's not a virgin makes them a cuck.
>>22506664>theirsLearn to spell>Who thinks having sex with someone who's not a virgin makes them a cuck.Of course. The roastie only thinks in terms of sex. It's not having sex with a slut which makes him a cuck, it's marrying a slut.
>>22506642No you sick fuck
>>22506457I hope to see more like this, this is something that was often done in the Renaissance as well.
>>22506815Any examples from the Renaissance?
>>22506819I must apologize as I only heard about it in The Great Courses series on the Renaissance which I no longer have access to. https://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/renaissance-the-transformation-of-the-westI believe it was in lecture 3.It described how writers during the Renaissance would often write themselves having dialogues with Greek and Roman figures. I never looked further into it, but the concept fascinated me and seeing it here has reminded me to look for an actual example of it from the era. Again, sorry I cannot provide you with one.
>>22506696>Noooo.. having sex with minors is badRetard, you need go back to plebbit.
>>22506851Oscar Wilde once wrote a socratic dialoguehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Decay_of_Lying
>>22506900Not him, but Oscar's fame is a travesty. His mother was the writer of the family.
>>22506863Im gonna fuck you so you know how the minors feel
>>22506409Roastie or cuck, which is it?
>>22506990You have a poem in you, don't you? >Roastie or cuck?>What be thy name?>Corroded interlude>Dichotomy of shame
>>22506517>still can’t answer what makes fornication different from adultery
>>22493180It's quite silly to do this with Infinite Jest, given the constant notations
>>22490972>>22499069It's been a while since I've read them. What's so bad about them? I mostly just remember the ending being total ass.
>>22506409Taste buckshot, roastoid. Make sure to aim for the brain stem so you don't accidentally survive and continue to spill your filth on the earth anymore.
>>22503769I think Fahrenheit 451's greatest prediction was the "seashells" everyone wears 24/7 and the constant connection to bot-infested social media. All we need now is to hook up some Boston Dynamics dogs with scent-detectors and tranquilizer needle teeth
>>22503304Random guess, but my gut says Ellul.
>>22506457>>22507046NTA and number of partners does matter but for the sake of argument, by entering a relationship/marriage with someone you are both signing an emotional and possible legal pact of exclusivity with each other. Engaging in fornication with another person afterward violates the pact while previous instances of fornication do not because they occurred before the pact was signed. You trust your partner not to violate the pact by fornicating with other people henceforth.
>>22503937White chicks being into buddhism is a popular meme and not some esoteric knowledge
>>22494024Saved and truthpilled
>>22494024>Western man has retained his notions of chivalry and honourable masculine conduct towards women but has abandoned all expectations of feminine virtue.No. They have not. Men fell before women. Mass media, computer games and childish indulgences ruined men. As Always, weak men precede any terrible change to society.
>>22507046the emotional relationship you fucking retard
>>22490508Retards really do just single in on posts that have a lot of (you)’s, huh? Really indicative of the shittiness of this board as bait posts and radical stances draw all the attention
>>22491009butthurt alert LOL
>>22493180that's rather baste I'm not going to ngl to you
>>22503937white women think doing yoga and smelling scented candles makes them enlightened buddhist monks
>>22506457Hey, Vacuous Hypothetical is my girlfriend's name.
>>22506457>were you the first person your wife has slept with? >no I was the 48th I don‘t know if I‘ve ever really noticed how funny it is that he jumps to that particular number. Like, single digits are still the norm for fairly liberal women who have had a few boyfriends and a few mistakes lmao.
>>22507719>he believes women when they tell their bodycounts
>>22507732I was hoping I didn‘t need to inb4 some coombrain who thinks they function like you would if you were one of them
>>22491372fatherless thirdies who think the end goal of life is having a fast car and expensive clothes
>>22507111like socrates-anon says in that pic, if the only issue was that the act of adultery violated a clause in an emotional compact, and there were no other aspects which distinguished it from fornication, than why include that clause in the first place? Why create a law if it has no other purpose but to exist? there must then either be a deeper, more substantial difference between fornication and adultery, or there is none and they are synomounous with one another.
>>22506591NTA you were replying to but holy shit you're mad lol
>>22503973>>22504961Alright, I give up. My joke was making a reference to the fact that a lot of people confuse Plato with Socrates. I thought this, being a humor thread, would be understood, especially due to the fact that the image in question explicitly says "Socrates".Socrates was sentenced to death via drinking a cup of poison hemlock.
>>22508202Not either of them, but there are always shitposters and legitimate retards that muddy this particular issue. That is not good joke material for this forum because the well is poisoned.
>>22503769That looks kind of fun, really. Drink some Bud, er, Coors, watch a fire, the books they're burning are all shite anyway. Would attend.
>>22507366Ok but WHY don’t you want your wife to get fucked by someone else?
>>22509253Because of the emotional relationship, like I just said?
>>22503304>>22507091Yeah it's Ellul's Technological Society. I went and checked my copy and it's in the back of his citation list.
>>22505496>All post and no play, makes anon a dull boy>All post and no play, makes anon a dull boy>All post and no play, makes anon a dull boy>All post and no play, makes anon a dull boy>All post and no play, makes anon a dull boy
>>22490638I posted to the anti-shurtgal forums a lot. Hating Eragon was based.
>Reading Live and Let Die by Ian Fleming>At the part where bond comes face to face with Mr. Big in his office with the two negroes>"It's time we talk about your Bond Burger Mr. Bond." said Mr. Big>I look away to fix my reading light>look back>That line is goneSpooky
>>22503769I notice how liberals making F451 comparisons never bother examining the actual society of the book and figuring out who it most closely resembles. Because it isn't fundamentalist christians.
>>22509271You wouldn't mind if she let 500 dudes rail her the day before she got with you?
>>22490638I read it in 5th grade and even then I thought it was bad
>>22509271That doesn’t explain why. What kind of ridiculous thought-process is this? Why does the “emotional relationship” make you dislike her having sex with someone else. “Emotional relationship” is itself pretty vague. If you have a good male friend, then you probably have a somewhat emotional relationship, so are you mad when your friend fucks his wife? Sometimes I forgot how much of an NPC people are.
>>22509947It's not ridiculous. He is buried beneath a great mass of social pressure to believe how he does. Most people conform to norms in order to avoid conflict. Even reasonable people will do this under enough pressure. He likely assumes that there is a legitimate rationale behind the doctrine, and he has likely never thought it through.
>>22497554>shittest George Carlin joke turned into a shitter web comicThe fact that it's basically Porky Pig's head makes it disquieting.
>>22510135>>22509947I can't tell if this is genuine or elaborate shitposting
>>22494860Chekov's noose in the corner there.
>>22510286bros does this work
>>22510372Only if you are the right guy. The wrong guy goes to jail.
>>22510230I've never seen a continuance of this.
>>22510268It's geniune shitposting
>>22510178What is /lit/'s consensus on the French Revolution? The chaos and the following Terror were obviously bad but what was the alternative? Continue to starve because of the incompetent and greedy nobility?
he's literally me btw
>>22510268The guy basically responded to “why?” with “cuz.” I am not shitposting.
>>22490919>happiness normal human conditionwhat an absolute spastic thing to say
>>22504105how retarded are ypu to steal fucking books?
>>22491372I use to work with this balding manlet Mexican who is big into Tate. He is still a virgin and he is 30 years old. He goes to bars and doesn't socialize and just films them. I saw him post a video on YouTube doing that and I show it to a coworker and the coworker mentioned it so he deleted it. It was fucking creepy. That is how I imagine most Tate fans. Guy would never talk at all at work but when he went online he rage about how racist white men are and how women have it so easy. He tried to accuse people at work of sexually assaulting him. Man was strange.