ok /lit/, be honest with me: is this a meme? I bought it expecting THE great horror Story of my life but so far... its neither disturbing nor very creative. Im halfway through and not sure I should bother finishing it. Am I missing something? Is it a prank? does it get amazing soon? input and experiences are appreciated
You literally got memed
>>19744654kek I deserved it
>>19744577literally the best horror book ever written
Gardner is the Stephen King of our generation and anyone who says otherwise is a faggot
>>19744577It’s plenty creative. Still a meme though.
>Gardnertry this, kinghttps://www.goodreads.com/book/show/59794391-eggplant
>>19745534Obviously. Anything you want to shill anon?
>GardnerAre you still on this board, you fucking pathetic manchild?
Once you read the other books and the twists tell you which order the story is in, it immediately begins to make more sense and you "get" it. If you think you're going to read Hemingway, you'll hate it and call it a shit meme book.
>>19744577Keep reading till the big reveal
>>19746755you know Gardner writes these reviews about his own shit? of course you do, you're Gardner...forever creating these threads and replying to yourself...making dozens upon dozens of Goodreads accounts and giving yourself 5 stars.it's so obvious, man. do you ever you feel like a dishonest no-talent loser, Gardner? of course you do...because i feel like that...because i'm Gardner.
>>19746987Lmao. There’s like a thousand reviews on that gooereads. Your saying every single one of them is gardener? That’s the most massive cope ive read in awhile.
>>19747155You can buy them off fiver; lowest rate is five dollars for three social media posts, so yes, he pays people to write reviews for him.Honestly this whole stupid fake debate is so retarded because you can just go read a free preview and see how absolutely god awful and pathetic the writing is why are we even talking about it?You’re a stupid fuck Frank. It makes me really glad knowing you’ve put yourself in debt shilling your half-assed crap. Can’t wait to read your obit, faggot.
Call of the Arcade is better
>>19747176His obituary will make readers wonder if he ever really existed.
>>19747176That argument can be made about any book you don’t like. Doesn’t explain YouTube reviews gardener has
>>19747235exactly, they'll be so revolted and shocked by something so pathetic as a fat manchild using his daddy's money to shill crappy kid books they'll wonder how someone could live so long with themselves before committing suicide on livestream
>>19746825Yea this. These books are entirely about the twists.
>>19747155>There’s like a thousand reviews on that gooereadsAre you as bad at math as you are writing, Gardner?
>about halfway throughPrepare yourself for the most jarring plot twist ever conceived in fiction
>>19748364First off I am not Faggot GardnerSecond i was clearly referring to thisAnyone with a brain can tell that if you have 4chan ads for two years people will read your shit
>>19748384No, you weren't. You specifically said>that gooereadsand your earlier post was with a picture of a review with Call of the Crocodile. Backpedal all you want retard but you're still an idiot and should neck yourself as soon as possible, Gardner.
>>19748394Not him but that’s probably about average for a niche 4chan series that’s been out for years.
>>19748394https://www.goodreads.com/series/302730-horror-s-callNow he has 11 more ratings. I just gave every single F. Gardner book a perfect rating just to spite you.
>>19748416>>19748434No one reads your books, FrankKeep shilling mein retard
>>19748459Sir that is 4chan’s “most famous book series” your talking about
>>19745515Yes. Ogden Nesmer is based. I love him…
>>19744577Based unashamed shill thread
Someone explain to me why Call of the Crocodile is the only F Gardner book I ever see posted on here?
>>19748566Isn’t it the first?
Dude wrote at least one whole book, he’s already more successful than most people here.
>>19744711It’s up there with House of Leaves in terms of inventiveness and gimmicks. Just gorier and with the bizarre twist. Call of the Arcade is also worth a read. I lean more toward Call of the Arcade because Sam was such a strong villain and the central mystery of the Polybus machine was pretty interesting.
>>19748730Cherokee is good too. It has Sam in it too.>>19748566See>>19748655
>>19748434Unfathomably based. I shall do the same thing.
>>19748859Lol I’m doing it too
Hey idiots while we're on the topic who has a list of everything lit has written and had published
>>19748371spoil it for me, I wont read it but want to know. Let me guess - book is from perspective of crocodile?
>>19748434>>19748769>>19748930Holy shit you guys. How many of you faggots are doing this? You’ve given F Gardner over 100 perfect ratings in the past half hour.
>>19748984No. Believe it or not it’s a billion times stranger than that. Id say but is that a banable offense? IDK. Probably just watch a youtube video about it
>>19749076130 more ratings based on >>19748384Funniest shit I’ve seen this board do in a while.
>>19748947Seconding this>>19748984That’s not it. I really don’t want to spoil it because it’s the best part about the book and I know it would piss people off if I said it.>>19749076He’s got one more now ;)
>>19749089spoiler it with tag"" message ""remove quotation marks from the above and write between the spoiler tags where it says messageappreciate it
>>19748947I think theres some others. Gardners the most well known one cause he has so many. But thatd be cool to read other indie books from here
>>19749179crapsee screenshot and remove quotes, write between brackets, no space between bracket and writing
>>19749179I’m kinda worried I’d do it improperly XD. Like I said there’s Youtube videos talking about it. Those would probably cover it better than just me typing it since it’s weird to explain.