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Post your best dip buying poetry and statements in good prose in this thread.
Keep it lower than 2000 characters btw.

We got some dips to buy now.
Dippy dippy doo, where are you.
We need some tether from you now.

Come on Dippy Doo, I see you
Pretending you got a bump.
But you're not fooling me 'cause I can see
The way you crash and dump.

You know we got a dip to buy
So Dippy Doo be ready for your act, don't hold back
And Dippy Doo if you come through
You're gonna have yourself a Slurpy Snack, that's a fact!
Under the trendline where the price don't grow
We made a promise to never get sold
You had a chance, and you took it on me
And I made a promise that I couldn't keep

Cheapies, cheapies all over town
But something flipped like a switch when you came around
And my portfolio in pieces, pick me up, and put me together, oh

These are the dips we've been waiting for
With dips like these, who could ask for more?
Keep them coming 'cause we're not done yet
These are the dips we won't regret
These are the dips we won't forget

These are the dips we've been waiting for
Rattle the wagecage, and slam that door
And the margins are calling us, but not just yet
These are the dips we won't regret
These are the dips we won't forget
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>*knock knock*
Hello, I'm your new neighbour and I need to tell you something
As part of my recent plea bargain I am required by the California Supreme Court and the United States Attorney for Southern California to declare to you that I am on the state and federal Dip Slurpers registry for a number of violent apes I committed last week against cute little dips on binance spot.
I have wandering diamondhands... so if you have any cheapies please keep them away from me, preferably in your home and in a location where I cannot see them from my window.
I am a troubled man, when I see a sexy dip in red I can't control myself. I just have to slurp them up.
My parole officer deems me to be a high risk to cheapies, I am a dangerous apeist, and I am VERY LIKELY to reoffend.

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