>You, stop right there>Hands where I can see them>Write a poem in 5 sentences that's NOT PRETENTIOUS RIGHT NOW or you're going to jail pal
There once was a man from nantucket.Whose dick was so long, he could suck it.He said with a grin.As he wiped of his chin."If my ear was a cunt i would fuck it".
>>17279350Cop says hands upI don’t have any hang ups I don’t drink malt liquor, I don’t knock up strange spousesAnd they never refer to me as “nigger”, I’m safe as houses
>>17279350>poem>sentencesfucking shoot me
>>17279350there once was a man from phillywho packed a hell of a willywhen he came to townand the girls gathered roundand he fucked all their pussies silly
>>17279350Have a haikuThere, across the streetAn aboriginal manHis mouth shines, gold paint
>>17279375No rhythm there. And that was four not five.
>>17279350I FuckedYour Mom,OP
>>17279387Based doggerel poster
>>17279378Sorry, I am ESL. I was happy to use my new words I learn "Pretentious". What is the poem word for sentence Thank you.
unda da knee!unda da knee!down here I'm jonesin'!down here I'm rollin'!I cannot breathe!
>>17279350thats a big gunfor youi had a gun oncebut i fired itempty—rupi
>>17279435They're called lines and the group of these lines is called a stanza. Multiple stanzas make up a whole poem, but some poems can just be the one stanza.
>>17279450holy smokes!!!!
Men come and goFlags stayFlags come and goWords stayWords come and goNothing stays
>>17279435Don't apologize fellow ESL chad. We'll surpass the Angloids one day.
>>17279400I was able to read it in a way that rhymes with rhythm. I don't really make poems though, so maybe I should have payed more attention with the spacing and punctuation.
I'm not pretentiousfuck rupi kauryesYES!yeezy>This post was made by postmodernism gang
My fingers dapple the home row,the two slight nubs my oldest friends.The weights on my mind left out in the rainas I refresh the imageboard again and again.But tonight I'll writhe and gasp at those sodden pains.
>>17279477My favourite so far.
every day I feel a needto dig a hole and plant a seed,when it grows I'll fill my tummywith some food this is so yummy,thats why they call me sneed
>>17279371> Okay, sir. You're good to go. Just be careful. There are a lot of psueds out there tonight.
>>17279435Nice try, an ESL would never apologize for being ESL but would instead come up with an insult.
Lie on the ground oh little one and beg.Beg while my knee on your neck.Squirm and squeak,On the blue bird orange man can no longer speak.This is revenge for floydSo feel my knee on your neck, rightoid."My first amendment! Allow me to speak, don't kick in my teeth!"Can't hear you. What was that? You can't breathe?
michael dukakismichael dukakismichael dukakisi feel like rick snydereat shit and die slowly
For the psychotic, I'm told, the threat of forcejust doesn't click. A uniform evokes in him onlythe dry-cleaner's tickets of his father's glovebox. A cortisol pulse pumps on behind the shineof authority, not a premonition of the gavel's crack. Anotherjerk who can be reasoned with, not the riot of Kafka'scourt. The psychotic can't see the lawin its obscenity, nor feel catharsis in chantingAll Cops Are Bastards, but I can see.
>>17279525Lo! and Behold, members of modern Antifa:nigger nigger niggertranny tranny trannyretard retard retardIslam was right about women.
All cops are bastardsNo gods no mastersBut what if I told you it's exactly what we need?What if a citizen police force helps eliminate greed?Sneed.
>>17279350Look lad, upon this harbor and you will see a ship.A ship that holds atop its deck twenty boxes and nearly twenty men.You'll find a box for the arms they used. You'll find a box for the coats they wear.And even lad, you'll see a box for the man that were
>>17279350dwelick's class void void voidmambo was deaf but had good stomachtomorrow was januarymaggots maggots
>>17279350lets go to the sea.we can get ice cream and sit on the sand.then we'll go swimming in the ocean.and when we swim I'll wrap my arms around you.you and me in the sea (your gay lol).
>>17279728kek!!!
I miss the smell of kerosene.The spectre of father's cigarette smoke. The sandy turning of the paperback page. The hiss of bacon lighting the morning with its wafting glee. The shadow of a pleasant home, lost to the tide of time.
Horatius in the common metre,reading it makes me scream.Each iamb weeps into my ear,but all my stupid brain will hear,is the fucking Pokémon theme.
just a single daythe scalpel took it anywayparents love did not preventthe cutting of the enda lifelong yearning for something never sensed
There once was a man named chuckWho sucked just as good as he fuckedWhile later came sneedWho sold feed and seedAnd refused to drive a fancy truck
>>17279350I once had a grey-tailed cat, I no longer know where it's at, He fled home one summer afternoon, And to my surprise,Chlamydia
>>17279437Lel
>>17279350I am a man on the internetPretending to be a woman on the internetI'll offer you holesBut I've really got ballsI rhymed internet with internet
>>17279350First, I post SneedThen Jannie reeI laugh with gleethen he ban mechange my IPBack to post sneedSoon I am joinedHams that are steamed
>>17279350we're the slaves of societycold and hollowsilently controlled and subconciously giving up freedoms constantly
One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb warFive, six, seven, eight, I use this hand to masturbate
>>17279350anon, you're alive anon, I am alive anon, we all are alive anon, I don't want to stay alive JUST PULL THE TRIGGER! COWARD
>>17279515Hello, I ESL. Apologize if my colleagues offend you and make bad impression.
sick dick hectichazy out of spent trickjust another veiled wickbutnormal electric
Through all the burdens I boreThere was but one thought to give"I want nothing more than a chance to LIVE"kino
>>17279350>you're going to jail pali love being white
Under the summer sunA butterfly rests idlyWrapped in a rose
>>17279350Take that gun out my face.Did you not see my race?I am white like you.My skin is not poo.Go show a nig, his place.
>>17279525Upvoted!Edit: thanks for the 4chan gold kind comrade xdd
>>17281809The self hating white Californian has arrived. Shouldn't you be resist dumpf on twitter?
>>17279350There was a man, dreadful boreWho was filled up with pokemon lore Pokedex incompleteElite Four couldn't beat So he jerked himself off on the floor
Some may say they like ObamaldoAnd you could say, literally who?Well, get on the fucking queueFuck you I just want to screw
Ben Shapiro Falls In LoveLet’s say, hypotheticallyI am inclined mathematicallyTo love you unconditionallyThen the axiom of infinite loyaltyIs the only way to correctlyDestroy my spirit, freedom and stabilityI have gone utterly madHonestly it’s kind of sadI know to you it must seem kind of radLost boys crying your name make you gladFinally living up to the image made by your dadI know the only dick you want is Chad’sI can be him for a whileWoo you into my bed with a smileBut that’s not really my styleEven though for you I’d walk a thousand milesI know, were we in front of a jury, I’d lose the trialThe taste of our story fills my mouth with vomit and bile
>>17279397>HaikuA man of Culture.
>>17279350Dogs will chase cats and cats will chase miceGorillas and Zebras and Bears always fightConflict in this world is just nature, you see?So the jew I choose as my worst enemyIt´s like one of my animes japanese
commanded at gunpoint, a poem he wroteavoiding pretention, he had to emote"I CAN'T DO THIS", he yelleda pseud he had smelledbefore he slumped with a slug in his throat
Sneed'sfeedand seedformerlyChuck's
>>17279350>poem>in sentencesfuck you
>>17279350Nigger, fuck suck and sneedThese are the memes I post on /tv/Three lines more to fillFuck you OP
Julie was a pale redheaded lassFreckled butt of considerable massShe bit her lipAnd let her cheeks ripA noseful of pungent stale gas
Nous tombions à l'aval, quand tu nous pris,Ô foehn ! Tes rafales ont ravivéesNos passions céruléennes. L'espritFacilite notre marche rivéeAux vives cimes de l'instant fatal.Nous dormirons dans notre ciel natal.La terre nous refuse,Nous rejetons ses ruses.Google translation gives:We were falling down, when you took usO foehn! Your gusts have revivedOur cerulean passions. The mindFacilitates our riveted walkTo the vivid summits of the fatal moment.We will sleep in our native sky.The earth refuses us,We reject his tricks.
>>17284596Only mistake is 'his tricks' should be 'her tricks'.Pretty damn decent otherwise.
life begins and endsand ends againits second end like a reunionthe honeysucklesours sweetly
squish squashon this grey afternoon my shoes in the hallwayflish flashher sad smile on my mind it won't go awaygood thing i bought vodka
when she was a girl,she would stand and look outover her father's cornfields.all that rustling growth.her mind would hurt,trying to think of so much corn.that's what cancer's like.
rapekillpop pillsbash womeneat children
>>17279392unironically pretty creative
>>17279350Drip drop pitter patterthe wet grey rain continues to splattersoft warm comfy cozythe cheeks inside all red and rosyI hope it's here to stay
>>17279392that´s brilliant
>>17279350Globo homosWon't get my shlomosNigga wtf sentences are strophe Lean your vocabularythat now your problemo
>>17284607Shouldn’t it be "its"? I just put it through google translate
>>17281395I sang it fuck
>>17279350nigga iffy uhstick my dicky uhyuh yuh yuhnigga uh uhdamn rite yt boi
>>17279371>>17279375>>17279387>>17279397 >these are not bad>>17279463 >-really pretentious anon, go to jail>>17279437 s-tier>>17279480 >going to jail>>17279525>>17279639>>17279651>>17279654 >jail>>17279665 >kind of interesting>>17279988>>17280133 >jail, pal.>>17280906 >free to go >>17286248>>17286474 interesting
>>17286623(you)
>>17279371i am stealing this one anon
>>17279350Well if your wishIs to force creation.Why should you beg this way?For when its doneIt will still be unhearded!
>>17279350Hey Mr. Policeman, come and see,It's not neccessary to do this to me,Hey Mr. Policeman keep off the triggerFor i am not a violent nigger
Rotten apples slide my wayOnce crisp fruit sloughs off itselfYet one half remains pristineThese will never make it to the shelfThey never see the light of day
Hands upGet downKnee dropNeck crushNigga dead -Rupee Coward
I was a little straw,plastic cups I dipped inon a whimto be used and rid ofuntil bamboo herd my thinned
Black Lives MatterBlack Lives MatterBlack Lives MatterBlack Lives MatterBlack Lives Fucking Matter
>>17279463Pretentious. Stop being a prat about the whole "nothing matters" mantra and change the last line to something meaningful.
i fell asleep late againlast night, i felt so wired.i drank a lot of caffeine for lunch because i was tired.so 1am came and went yetsnoozing i was not.i simply could not find any comfort, my room was way too hot.
>>17286444SNEED'S FEED AND SEED WAS CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK NOW CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK IS SNEED'S FEED AND SEEDwill the jannie give my ass a bannie?will the jannie give my ass a bannie?will the jannie give my- will the jannie give my-will the fuckin jannie hit me with a ban tonight?carol of the seed
>>17279350Ayo CrackaI is a free citizenPut down yo gunNigga Muhfucka
>>17279350There was was a man named OPWho made theme threads with much gleeHe challenged this anon;For prompt rhymes, with abandon;Problem is - I can't write for toffee.
>>17279350nigger.nigger.niggernigger.sieg hail.
Ima niggaGot smegmaMuh dik biggaNow ligma
>>17279437kek
>>17279350An apple on a treeWill that be the apple for me?I pick it from the treethen I knewThis is the apple for me.
>>17279350Nigger nigger watermelonBa da bi ba da buSuck my dick
stop talking about copspleasei only like it when people arepleased
There once was poet called CavafyAnd he had a friend named Qaddafi They got on the floorSang the dinosaurAnd an Australian bong said "oh crikey"
>>17292290basedwanna be my friend?
>>17279728funny and sweet
>>17279728lets go to the sea.we can get ice cream and shit on the sand.then we'll go swimming in the ocean.and when we swim I'll shit in the wateryou and me in the sea shitting
>>17291821I like this.
>>17279371based
what the fuck. All this while I've been frequenting a board which has the collective creative capacity barely capable of writing a poem that isn't just a garbled heap of contrarian racist verbiage?for a board this obsessed with literature, it's shockingly infantile at making any. sad.
>>17292592Go to pretentios jail!
My hairy balls, if scratched, they smellLike sunburnt earth when rain just fell.How rose and worm both rise with glee,So riseth my pecker, but not to pee.Nay - To rub - perchance to coom with a yell.
>>17292651ok illiterate child. might want to learn how to spell.
around the sound of the water flowwhere the dirt road stretches on under the trees, dropping their leaveswith the dew that collects at dawnwalking among the summer gracewithin the dying days of fall the cold replace, the heat's retraceunder the ravens call
>>17279350George Floyd beGeorgie Floyd pregnant lady robberyGeorge Floyd knee’dGeorgie Floyd no longer beGeorge Floyd was
The Libertarian faction is a mutant of an old animal called the classic liberalThe neocons are a mutant of another old animal called the TrotskyiteThe Christian right is a mutant of an animal called the PuritanThe Nationalist faction is a mutant of an old animal called the KlansmanThe conspiracy nuts are a mutant of an old animal called the Bircher
>>17279350When she fartswhat a rip!Drink it inSip Sip SipCan you imagine the smell?
>>17279350I'm browsing /litthe threads are shiti can't write i should quit fuck
my baby takes the morning trainhe works from nine to five and thenhe takes the train back home againto find me waiting for him
>>17279350A man bedecked in cloths of labor,One hand supporting, he shakes listly.Without his soporif's fair favor,A captain he is of industry.Sneed.
>>17279437holy based
