>be Mario Vargas Llosa>be Peruvian>be a good novelist>be right-wing>be a presidential candidate for Peru in 1990>retarded Peruvians hate you so much they read your sex/violence passages in the radio just to scare voters>lose the election to some Jap whose parents are cousins or something (Alberto Fujimori Fujimori) and who doesn't even have Native American nor Spanish blood>become the national laughing stock>move to Spain>20+ years later, Fujifag, after fleeing to Japan like a filthy rat and being extradited, the now almost-eight-years-old is sentenced to 25 years in prison for corruption, murder, human rights violation, and so on, while you win the FUCKING NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE>tfw Peru lost the opportunity to have a writer president and instead went for a filthy rat>whoslaughingnow.mp3Biggest come up in modern history, perhaps. What a badass.
wasn´t he was a leftist?
>>12577578Compared to today's political climate he is
>>12577570Didn't he get into a fight with Gabriel Garcia Marquez at a book signing event for sleeping with his wife or something?
>>12577578He was conservative economically, but liberal socially, I think.
>>12577582He did get into a fight at a cinema in Mexico with GGM but the reasons are unknown.
>>12577570He lost because it was rumored he was a sodomite. He’s my hero, nonetheless.
>>12577578not at all.
>>12577603>He lost because it was rumored he was a sodomitetoo bad
>>12577570Read the 'Final Thoughts' from Notes on the Death of Culture...you won't regret it.
>>12577816thanks for the rec, pal.
>>12577578He was, he visited Cuba in the 60s. But every latin writer did the same, except Borges
>>12577889He later opposed dictatorships, though. You can change, ideologically and politically.
>>12577889neither did Onetti, altought he was arrested for having commie friends
>>12577912his interviews are unwatchable, the guy talked like a slug
>>12577925I´ll show you a slug, hijo de puta
>>12577912> arrested for having commie friendsand writing porn
he's a globalist freemason. But, who isn't?