Prev >>33606744
>>33609241would you fuck an alien bincel?
>>33609252no
Haribo revealing her true form before devouring her victim
>>33609279I am going to incubate a homunculus in his bussy.
i never listened to haribo's vocaroos before but why does he sound like that? very stunted speech always laughing at weird things. i always got the vibe from his posts he has an intellectual disability and his voice just makes it more likely
>>33609307Hes retarted
>>33609307severe social anxiety
>>33609307He's cute. Cute!
A combination of shitting, farting, and pooping brought me to you. But it was the peepee that made me stay.
>>33609307He’s trying to be cute by acting Dumb. Tops fall for it
>>33609347He gets anxious about sounding like a pseud.
>>33609333hes fat
>>33609307https://voca.ro/17yStkG6N2AE
>>33609378what part of london are you from?
>>33609382if i was from london i wouldnt be gaycelim originally from east anglia
>>33609378Bravo. Very nicely done and you have a pleasant sounding voice.
>>33609384burwell?
>>33609387https://voca.ro/19eBQgBmyNQm
>>33609397do you know any blake?
>>33609378>>33609397OK, you have a posh accent. But can you do math?
Haripoop
Hariboo
>>33609431Hari boo boo Honey boo boo
Haribo Haripo Hairpoo Hairy poo
Haribo has a cute tummy
Haribo is a tall bottom
>>33609397Once again, very good.Excuse the sound quality, my microphone is antediluvian. https://vocaroo.com/18Yc31bMtSQ7
Haribo = Horny BeauI wish.
i want tankanon as my bf
>>33609474Get in line sweaty
>>33609461Stfu
>>33609461thats more like it. a true master. that was really niceit's conference of the birds?
trans day of remembrance. i don't want to make something overblown but i do want to make a brief post to remember my friend eden. she was a friend of mine from college. we would sing silly labor folk songs and listen to anarchist punk bullshit together. she committed suicide january 2021. prior to that, when i first tried to come out and started doing diy hrt, and then was trying to get an actual prescription, she would contact me regularly to ask me how things were going and encourage me to make appointments. after college we had become kind of distant in our friendship for stupid reasons but she still made time to check in on me. i miss her so much every day. so this is a post for her. i love you very much eden, i am sorry i couldn't be there for you, and i am sorry this shitty world was too much for you. i wish we could struggle together against it again.
>>33609461Delete it old
>>33609483Yes, indeed.
>>33609483Hari boo boo why did you make up a story about you having sex with Newguy? When confronted, he completely denied it
>>33609503Thats shiza
>>33609483DO YOU LIVE IN BURWELL
don't fall for shibo's tricks
traditional marriage with tankanon!
>>33609544You just want an easily controlled mong.
>>33609503why do you spend all day every day obsessing over trips?
>>33609566dominant rough sex with tankanon!
um. nuffing. nuffing ees going on. um. im almost truu dis hoff littur razberry vodka. but, urrrm, de fink is that trannies are farking niggers. they dont farking deserf rights. urm. transgenderism is not real. they should all farking kill themself. farking, farking... they joos farking suck, they're delusional farking faggots. if you're a man, there is nuffing you can do, you're just a man. im just a man. and... they need to farking go. they need to farking kill themself. ion farking care about- fark those farking faggots bitches. and um... fark them. there's ovusly like... there is somefink like really, really, really wrong with them. and like, there is no help for them. they're just gonna keep on being delusional faggots. there's like maybe like, two, tree person of like, actual like, trans woman. like hunter sharfer and whatever. but the rest, they just gotta go. its over for them. its a fart. you heff to go. you need to farking, ionno, you need to farking disappear. i dont farking care. just kill yourself you farking tranny faggot farking crossdresser farking sissy ass bitch farking agp farking assho.
>>33609601Shiza disappeared after this. Do you think one of the transgender Discorders assassinated her?
>>33609601can you provide the links?
The Entity marches on
>>33609607inshallah she drank herself to death
>>33609601Woah you really did that bestie
>>33609609https://vocaroo.com/197PANN5Fbodhttps://vocaroo.com/1dg2G9DgmCB2
>>33609601I'll try posting this in tttt lets see if i get banned
>>33609615She’s not dead she’s in rehab and she’s been advised to stay away from social media until she gets clean
>>33609620i can't imagine a funnier way for someone to go out god what a gem
Shalom
>>33609654that's brad pitt in interview with the vampire
Get you a man with a toothy smile
>>33609656brain misfired i meant tom cruise
>>33609656Aww youre right oh well
>>33609483One more thing, Haribo, if you're still hanging here. You really should read some of that poetry to Shalloalo when he is online. If you do, you might present an insurmountable hurdle to him getting through NNN intact.
Fuck your ass
scribligin (yeahh) slipslop patywop (patywop) nibligin. Tweekatweeka (tweekatweeka) dribligin (dribligin).Flippity Skroot doop. Foo Foo, gibligan • Liggidy Lam (Lam, Lam) I eat the ham (I eat the Ham) Hickory Dickory Diggidy Flickity Ram (Ram) Knick Knack Paddywhack bibiglin Boo (ooh) yeah. Fallah walla gabba gabba rabadaba gobaloba goo Scragalaga doo, scooby dooby doo (RaAgGYy) o ohh my gawd. And like the duffle, bodalada shooby dooby duffle
I just listened to the most beautiful album but I'm not going to share it because you arent capable of getting it
You autistic bitches ain’t got nothin on me
Hey you mentally ill WHORES it's time to drop the SSRI's and start going to the YMCA. Move your depressed asses! Drink some fucking water! And maybe you'll stop wanting to unalive yourself
>>33609711Quite right, I have learned not to cast my pearls before the gaygen swine
Spread joy. Peace.
>>33609711i’m sure it’s pablum
Spread your legs internalize deeks till dey cum
Hey, you who’s reading this. Yes, you! I hope you have the most amazing day of your life today.
Cunt
Positive affirmation kween
Im gonna join the police force bleach my hair and then get breast implants
oi
what do you want goddamnit
Ive been blowing up the toilets at cia cuz im on ozeeeempic
good shitting on the us government’s dime is the peak of human achievement
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.
>>33609802TFO. Younger guys have tastier poop
I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.
I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.
I'm gonna vom
She just keeps goinh
Nick gur
Nico tin
Nicktoons
I hate when people start talking about politics like it fucking matters to me. I'm moving to another country and renouncing my U.S citizenship
Gyat gyat ohio rizzler
>>33610022In a span of ten years my sister went from marijuana smoking, rap and reggae listening, Obama loving to """traditional""" Andrew Tate watching, Nation of Islam, racist, and Trump worshipping and I swear I'll never talk to her again if she keeps this upShe would literally shit her pasty white ass if I left her alone in a mosque. How the internet changes some people for the worse
>>33610036She just spent the last 5 hours, no joke, trying to convince my SDA mom and grandma that Muhammed was the true prophet of God. Of course, she got all of her religious knowledge from Tiktok, and my grandma studies the Bible for hours a day, but as all religious arguments go it just circled around and around and aroundI'm going mad
>>33610036I wonder what her own opinions would be without the brainwashing
Dear /gaygen/,My roommate is gay. We were good friends, so when he told me, I had no problem with it, until about a week ago, when he asked if I've ever masturbated to him.Now he's in my bed caressing my pillow. He does this every day. I've told him to leave, but he refuses, telling me it makes him feel "sexy" when he's in my bed. He's also walked around the room with no pants or underwear on. He thinks I'm attracted to him when I've tried to make it very clear that he's not my type.Since he's in the room pretty much 24/7, I'm pretty sure he's been jerking off in my bed and trying on my clothes while I'm at work or class. He's mentally fragile, and very clingy, so if I tell him that he's a faggot and that I hate him, I'm afraid he would kill himself, which would be sad because we've been good friends for years. What should I do?
>>33610090plap plap plap rape him rape him rape him plap plap plap
>>33610090Give him a good railing and leave him hobbling away
>>33610083I don't know. I don't know what's going on through her head. She was rendered infertile by a tumor in her ovaries a while ago and has been single for 10 years and I think she's gone a bit crazy. She's 27 now. She also has a huge dent in her head from birth complications. Of course, she's a nurse. Not someone I would want to be put into the care of by any means.
Show me the feelings that you've never snown baby.
https://twitter.com/orikron/status/1726886926643503200
>>33610115Oof
>>33610139would you fuck the guy on the left?
>>33610090Cover the walls with shit ozempic blown out asshole
Dégoûtant!
>>33610090Mating press
June cleaver is on ozempic so she has the whole kitchen sink up her poocy
Hi, I’m gay actor Michael Balls-Penis
I’m gonna attack a guy from my college because he rejected me on grindr
>>33610177Naw you isn’t dun b doin dat now busta boy billy
tfw your bf buys you a shirt which isn't your style and also a size too big
Oh no blowing ozempic diarrhea all over ur face and stuff
>>33610188Buying myself oversized clothes pretending its my tall boyfriends uunnnhhhh
>>33610213>tall boyfriendsYes. Tall skinny boys are good.
I’d like to know more about the mens’ peanus.
>>33610218Oh you love lanklets too? Twinsiiieees :333
>>33610146Obvi
O-o-o-ozempic
I want my bf to be a computer programmer and fix stuff around the house
>>33610251he's 16 in that pic at the very oldest.
I'm gonna sing a song in french for haribo
>>33610264What?! He looks late twenties for sure
>>33610242Yeah I think that’s my favourite body type. Not insanely skinny. But tall, lean, and athletic. My first real crush was like that.
tfw no gothic twink bf
>>33610271he was born in 2004 and i can trace that pic back to articles from at least 2020
Thoughts on prostate orgasms?
>>33610288feels good man
>>33610271BUSTED Pedophile :) now enjoy your ozempic diarrhea
i would absolutely dominate a gothic twink thoughwithout a doubt
>>33610281What is it with east europeans looking so masculine>>33610297Not what a pedo isAnd don't you dare tell me you didn't think he was older
>>33610309time warps
not delta being racist again
you gonna play the new grand feft
>>33610320Enough already
>>33610073Based
>>33610320he always was
Pedophiles are not attracted to prebubescent children
>>33610331>we get to play a hot young white man>and a sexy latina with phat assYes.t. Bi
>>33610331Omg zadddyyyy
>>33610331Where's it set?>>33610337That's exactly what they are
>>33610331WHY cant i have a bf like that nothing good ever happens to me ugh im gonna take more ozempic
>>33610331The only time I will EVER play as a woman is if I'm playing Tomb Raider.
>>33609539its actually called burwellderry and im extremely offended that (how come?)>>33609676you're a good wingman anonymous poster post named 33609676 conference of the birds reader-anon....
i like gothic twinks with a slim physique and a small tight ass and flat chest :3
>>33610379do you live in burwell or no
>>33610384tell me why you want to know.i am extremely paranoid of falling for some kind of deez nuts joke.
>>33610392i have family there and visit ocassionally, just wondering if i've seen you on the streets
>>33610397im sorry ive not even ever heard of durwell.
haribo durwellharibo durwellharibo durwell
Haribo ploppin big stinkers on Delta's lawn.
>>33610400There's one in france apparently
I’m actually bisexual, but I post in /gaygen/ anyway.
>>33610379>you're a good wingman anonymous poster post named 33609676 conference of the birds reader-anon....I try to be. Unlike many of the bucket crabs who dwell here it makes me happy to see other people happy and well. You two would make a good couple. Good luck and I hope you make Shalloalo rue the day he started on NNN.
>>33610417Delta accidentally stepping on some Flamin' Hot DooDoos.
my high school best friend transitioned
>>33610454so you went to highschool with haribo in durwell. interesting
>>33610454f
>>33610480no. not F. i'm happy for hergo back to pedo posting
>>33609252>would you fuck an alien bincel?i want an alien that looks like angel dustGod, id bury my face so deep into his chest floof and sniff so hard
Gigi is a place where people can fart and poot to their hearts content!
>>33610480just so you know:you're the eric cartman of our southpark bus stop, fatass
>>33610392Burwell deez nuts in your mouth XDDDD
Hairypoo has narcissistic personality disorder and I can prove it
the river here is dry, we have not had a big rain since mayjust started raining, supposed to rain 2 inches, we really need it, I hope there's more after that, but forecast is saying sunny for the next 10 days after, oh well, better than nothing
Why is it mostly bottoms that post here? Is there some specific reason that tops don’t participate?
>>33610580You've finished with Tankanon, then, Cooper?
I may have girlbossed too close to the sun again
>>33610580Eat the cake, Anime!
>>33610586Theres a lot of tops id say its 50 50 actually
Ghost in the tacobell
>>33610606Sometimes, the dick ain't worth the cheese.
cooper isn't real
>>33610582Just fill it up with your piss? Stingy.
I wish cooper died
>>33610627Cooper is just drunk tex.
Wakanda Forever & Ambient Music - Music with Black Panther Arouses Motivation, Relieves Pressure.
the ideal /gaygen/
Flatmos party packed.
>>33610590crispy
Hii
Delta flop Shiza flop Skunk flop BRITISH TRIPS FLOPPED.
my boypussy is ovulating
smells like rotten eggs
wëstrogen
I want to be in a gay relationship that resembles Philip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix in The Master.
why do you have a micropenis /gaygen/?
>>33609279the schizophrenia jumped out
>>33609307ur describing autism
>>33610963I actually have an exceptionally large penis and balls (no I will not post a picture)
>>33611005obvious liar
>>33611008Believe what you want to believe!
cooper isnt real
>>33611023sure thing mr micropenis haver
tfw no autistic twink bf
>>33610963To stop me from beginning a whore. If I had a big penis I would have been a literal slut but alas I am such being a virgin
i have a medium sized cock and it's quite nice
>>33611033snatch haribo up. gotta travel to wales tho
>>33611046You have massive balls that you need to drain right down my throat
>>33611049>>33611057i don't like to travel further than the pub
>>33611031Suit yourself. But imagine what could have been - if only you had faith in my big dick and balls.
>>33611049he was already exposed as being shiza
>>33611064mmhmm... sounds exactly what a micropenis haver would say
Icons
>>33611075It’s Schrodinger’s cock and balls. Their size is a superposition of both large and small until I post proof, which I will not.
Good day everyone! How's it going? Swell I do hope. Tell me about your day so far.
>>33611098drinking alcohol
>>33610963No but I have something thats also kinda rare>>33611108What kind? Why?
>>33611070How do you explain the necklace with timestamp then?
balls > penis
>>33611109vodka. because all life does is prime one to death.
>>33611127This is true
>>33611118my brother bought me it as a gift because of our shared religionits really very ironic i now use it to brand my gay sex pics and to prove im not catfish
Sniffing tankanon's gooch
>>33611148skunk needs your love. go meet him. he's a twink too.
>>33611163>he's a twink too.shall i reuse the habeas twinkus joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9CsDiHyAeY
I hate gays and I refer to them as fags in private, even though I fuck them. Usually guys who are at least a bit bi are easier to relate to
>>33611168what does that mean
>>33611185It means he has aids :(
>>33611064I believe ive seen some real monster cocks here
>>33611181Yeah bi guys are usually better to relate to than your average whore or flamer gay
>>33611192fat, a tranibo and aids haver. omg when will her bad luck run out? poor thing
>>33611098https://vocaroo.com/11eoZa1Ebcnq
>>33611192libel!>>33611212three counts of libel!
>>33611213https://voca.ro/19IwI8h3LMLk
>>33611222what does it meaaaaan habeas twinkus
>>33611242it means if someone is claiming to be a twink i want to see the EVIDENCE (their pics)
I just had a long wank and am still horny as fuck. What have I done to deserve this?
Hairypoo is the type of guy that writes dragon age 2 hawke x fenris fanfictions titled pretentious shit like "candles burn brightest in darkness" and the tags are anal prolapse
Have some lofi for your morning bros.https://www.youtube.com/live/nAVxfpNwFZo?si=8zzUNtkksYPbCbTO
"What have I done to deserve this" mentionedhttps://youtu.be/Wn9E5i7l-Eg
>>33611277Acknowledged.
bisexuals are hottrust me i know
PPPbros where are we?
>>33611301My brother in cocksucking, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>33611311https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_penile_papules
sex
there is nothing hotter than a twink or femboy.
>>33611247wait you never seen skunk? he's been posted here several times now
>>33611301Cut them with nailclippers
>>33611322you are heterosexual
I want fuck you sex sex sex
>>33611317>PPPs secrete oil that moistens the glans of the penis.[8] They do not spread and often spontaneously regress.[9] Along with Fordyce glands PPPs secrete oils to keep the skin of the head of the penis in good condition.Interesting
>>33611322Daddys and jocks boy next door average guys
imagine the smell
>>33611322bisexual gothic twinks
>>33611323no i haventits funny that right. i basically assume that everyone has seen all of my pics every single timebut its certainly a minority
>>33611297I appreciate their sentiment, but in practice, if any, they're not much fun.
>>33611361i disagree
>>33611329twinks are the most loved. try again
do white guys like asian fags?
>>33611356post a pic for haribo he wants to see your twink powers
>>33611347white mediocrity
>>33611379i'm getting on for 30 lmao
There should be more research into this >>33611317
>>33611347Imagining it right now taking a deep breath of his pits and crotch aaah heaven
>>33611381whites smell better than brown people
>>33611369everytime i get on grindr even the most antiracist gays say shit like "no rice no spice keep it nice" or "no indians" "no asians"
>>33611386stop being shy. post already.
>>33611369Ye
>>33611402pay me? :3
>>33611369no and any of them who say they do are virtue signaling
>>33611407you said you wanted a twink bf... he might be your forever boy
>>33611394and goras cheat and have stds
Bottoms really think its ok live like this
>>33611412i look a bit like this>>33611417not only bottoms live insuch a way
Doing hot bro shit (on 4chan and playing cookie clicker)
>>33611407You used to post your mug here rather freely. Let's see another one.
>>33611430>>33611358
>>33611431fujoshit
>>33611434lmao you’re so desperate
>>33611434i used to
Hairypoo is the whore of gaygen soon everyone will have deposited their cummies into her
>>33611430what a cutie. i wanna smooch you so bad.
>>33611451are u a bisexual gothic twink
>>33611449she'll produce the final boss to conquer the whole of /tttt/. it's written in the stars i tell you.
>>33611430>>33611436a cutie!
>>33611437Lucas is absolutely not fujoshit. Also, I can't slack off too much.
CUZ THIS IS THRILLERTHRILLER NIGHT
>>33611461i toldja x) idk much about the welsh and the english relationship but i'm sure a good night of hot steamy sex will solve all regional diplomatic conflits
>>33611447It's an interesting face.
Why are trannys so criminal? Especially against children animals and women?https://transcrimeuk.com/category/charged/
>>33611461https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/search/username/skunk/filter/text/
>>33611488I miss blond skunk
>>33611461https://archiveofsins.com/data/lgbt/image/1681/95/1681959524433034.jpg
>>33611514Dont work
Skunk mating pressing plap plap plapping haribooboo child <333
>>33611461https://archiveofsins.com/data/lgbt/image/1680/00/1680003373996949.jpg
skunk looks mustyi can smell him through the screen
tell me you wouldn't have this guys kids inside your guts
-w--w-owogood morning
>>33611514>https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/30282575/#30289894your point is made sir. the skunk name is one to watch.>>33611531>>33611553sirs i have much work to be focusing on right now uhm i uhm uh uh
行きましょう極楽浄土
>>33611553He looks like pain from ffx2
>>33611564<3 okay i'll stop. but please consider /gaygen/ heritage. we need /gaygen/ gaybies. our population is dwindling.
>>33611562Tuck your tail and run you bisexual tranny fucker wanna be gay bottom mutt pls perish
>>33611553i would noti have standardsi'm also not a bottom (woman)
>>33611553looks like the average Brit druggie
>>33611456nta. have you tried modeling?
>>33611596no
>>33611596MODELING? AHAHAHAHAHA WTF
>>33611601i think you'd have some success
Gays are not people
>>33611608might try it given the opportunity
>>33611564Plap plap plap cum cum cum sex sex sex gawk gawk gawk deep throat circus prone bone mating press you want big fat cocks stretching ur tiny hole x33
niggas be like
>>33611604fuck off you nasty cunt. he's way more attractive than you'll ever be, dried up crusty trannoid.
>>33611616what opportunity? you live in a shithole
>>33611619Giving Azealia
>>33611627this town sucksyeah
>>33611616don't let your good years pass by though. you're wasting potential for some fat stacks of £
test
>>33611485>they managed to find a full 13 cases in the whole of england>one of them stole a sandwich>one of them made a threatening tweetThis is just desperate.
>>33611643my lifestyle is alcoholism
new>>33611652>>33611652>>33611652
>>33611650so is every model's lol. imagine all the alco you could buy
>>33611596>>33611608yikes
>>33611661dried up crusty trannoid opinion discarded
>>33611619Indigo child
>>33611647>ignores all the cases of child sexual abuse posession of cp rape beastiality murderLmfao