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prevxkdkgksisouse >>32838948
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FIRST
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second for albania
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>>32841180
looks like a rat
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>>32841180
Lord Jesus
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>>32841180
Xe's gonna sperg
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How do I get over doubting my sexuality because I'm picky as fuck with men
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>>32841148
>more guys asking me to top them even tho I’m 5’6
thats weird cos youre becoming the ideal bottom desu
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>>32841180
This guy needs JIM.
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Fourth for Nayib Bukele
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>>32841180
needs cock in him
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>>32841201
Its OK to have standards so long as you dont complain about not getting laid on basket weaving forums
The lardasses complaining about not getting their dicks sucked by models are the ones that make me pissy
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>>32841214
Top me Jeb
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>>32841180
feetsies :3
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Going to the gym solely to amass the biggest hairiest mantiddies for Jeb to collapse onto with his cummy dick still inside me
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>TFW already seeing results from 3 a weeks and dropping to 2000cal/day
Maybe one day I'll make weight for /gaygen/'s affections
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>>32840154
I actually genuinely hate myself and have been wanting to die ever since around I was 14. Coincidentally around the same time I started browsing 4chan. I'm not a self lover actually, my mind is so ruined and disassociated that I'm thinking about degeneracy just by looking myself in the mirror.
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should i play with my butt today?
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>>32841208
How close am I
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>>32841254
Get rid of the mental illnesses and you're a 10/10
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>>32841180
NO tell him take the fucking shorts off and put the budgie smugglers on
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>>32841252
#bottomsproblems
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How do i make a neet boy fall in love with me?
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>>32841282
be thin and have a fat butt
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>>32841275
help me out
yes or no
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>>32841270
>budgie smugglers
wot?
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>>32841296
Maybe.
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>>32841292
Check.
I'm a top btw.
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>>32841309
subscribe to FFXIV
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Today I worked out and now I will prepare food at home instead of eating take out junk. We're so back bros.
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>>32841305
>he doesn't know
Typical bi. Gays have to clue you in on everything.

https://budgysmuggleruk.com/collections/mens-swimwear
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>>32841250
>tfw already seeing results from being poor and consuming far less calories because I'm fucking poor
Just be poor lol
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not chief of a nomadic warlordship tribe, no kidnapping & raping aryan twinks until they throw themselves from my palace window.
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>go through the pain and recovery of a dog attack
>instead of cool facial scars, I just lose a chunk of my lip (barely noticeable) and a 4in scar on my cheek that's mostly covered by my beard
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>>32841254
honestly youre pretty much there :) you could put on a bit more muscle but you look great how you are. god i need a cute twunk bf
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>>32841325
if the nazis did one thing right it was assigning prestige to scars. bring back duels.
also, how the fuck do you lose to a dog?
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>>32841305
less shorts more skintight
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>>32841109
Has it occurred to you that maybe you’re just incredibly latinaphobic?
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>>32841319
In the US, its actually more common to see obese poor people because shit food costs basically nothing
Its the rich people who can buy quality ingredients and have the time to spend cooking
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>>32841334
I am not taking shit from you conbot
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ohmygod, it's prophet now.
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wheres the chinese super soldier
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I really bummed that I got shadowbanned again and nobody is replying to my posts.
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>>32841331
>how the fuck do you lose to a dog?
I hear that online a lot, but people who have never been attacked by a dog really dont understand just how insane the situation is.
It was a quick attack
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>>32841317
i'm not bi. i just don't know all these quirky names that brits like to give to things

>>32841332
cool n thenks
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>>32841180
I need to see where those cum gutters lead
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>>32841339
they're recovering from all the arsenic they consumed from rice
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>>32841344
Sorry, come again? I can't read you.
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>>32841369
it's the alcoholic farmer guy, he's schizophrenic.
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>>32841338
God revealed himself to me and gave me a bunch of messages to pass onto gaygen
>>32841337
Well then to hell with you (literally). All my haters go to hell. It’s deadly sin number one
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>>32841344
(You)
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>>32841356
Your gay card has been revoked.
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>>32841222
I just feel autistic because I don't like beards or body hair
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>>32841372
okay... can we hear them?
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>>32841336
You have Lidl and Aldi in America now. It is possible to cook healthy for cheap now. The excuse for your laziness no longer exists.
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i need an ugly fatty to rape me until i stockholm
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>>32841391
You need to get a life and touch grass.
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>>32841381
Neither do I desu
Gaygen will call me a bishit, but I prefer clean shaven and little body hair (completely hairless is a bit strange though)
But the people I want to fuck are still very much men, so IDC what people around here say
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>>32841332
requesting beach pics with shaved face NOT BODY THO
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>>32841378
and who are you? the homosexual queen mother? bitch feck off
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>>32841389
>your
I'm not making excuses for my own weight. I was responding to the other anon saying its really fucking easy and cheap to become a lardass if you live in the US
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>>32841391
Please seek the light of Jesus Christ.
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i love video games
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>>32841401
Thanks. It may not seem like much, but knowing I'm not alone feels much better.
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>>32841400
i work full time let me get raped

>>32841419
>anime picrel
>anime picrel.
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>>32841382
He asked me to pass on the message that all my haters will go to hell where they will suffer unspeakable acts committed by the vilest gaygen creatures. But for most of you there’s still hope for you to become a devout Xanthippian and become free and one day eventually end in heaven where you will be rewarded with 100 tops of the best breed
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>>32841372
quit your act, fuckin bitch. you're not clever at this at all. it's like your failed "xurgoth" larp. piss off
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requesting someone post conbots favorite pic of pietro
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>>32841446
>>32841450
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>>32841446
sacrilege! you defile his holy word you demagogue shit. may you and your followers atone in the furnace of the darkest one.
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if this forum had a starter pack what would be in it
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>>32841415
I'm the card handler and I have 1,000,000,000 HP.
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>>32841471
wtfs a forum
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>>32841471
A scale
A BMI calculator
1 letter to open if your BMI is above 20 that tells you to fuck off
1 letter to open if your BMI is under 20 asking you to post pics
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>>32841471
Definitely not hygiene products
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>>32841440
"this guy is using an anime picture! I better point out how bad that is!"
>t. you I guess.
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hnngg, keep thinking about my attractive gay colleague :/

hes my age, handsome, masc but not hairy, smart, confident, in good shape, i think he even mentioned he was interested in getting a motorcycle some day. i want a bf to ride with so bad.

hes probably not interested anyway but i have to find a way to let him know im gay before the next company meetup. a tiny chance is better than no chance at all.
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>>32841471
Cattiness. Lots of it even when there's no reason for it. Agents of chaos are about. Tread carefully.
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>>32841446
Go to your god, tell him I told him where he can stick it. Tell him I will treat him with contempt, and sell him bad quality copper.
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>>32841480
*pees on all your cards* yeah take that
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One hand pushing down on a cute boy's back while the other holds his hips in place, ouugh...
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gaygen.blogspot.com
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>>32841500
Good luck bro. :3
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>>32841471
a hazmat suit
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>>32841471
it's just a letter giving all the specifications required otherwise you shouldn't ever post here.
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>>32841371
No I'm the straight goth guy.

>>32841369
>>32841374
Why didn't you guys reply to my two good posts?
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>>32841519
You missed because you were shaking from all the fear you're feeling. Now it's over. You'll never get your gay card again. Having a gay card is the only way you can have access to your gay street cred. What's your next move?
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>>32841491
Isn't Xanthippe the name of Socrates' insufferable cold bitch of a wife?
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>>32841595
>Socrates' insufferable cold bitch of a wife?
Yes
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I just found a gas station coffee machine that makes better coffee than me and anyone I know and Im so mad I cant evn
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>>32841554
>straight goth guy
Goths and vampires are not the same after The Great Coof.
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>>32841500
Best of luck dude, I'll pray to rupaul for you desu.
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I have always taken pride in my utter lack of shame.
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>>32841595
She was just misunderstood and ahead of her time. If she was alive today she’d be known as a bad ass girl boss
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>accidentally called boss "dad"
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>>32841568
i'll suck off three guys back to back
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>>32841618
you're a tranny that trolls this thread right?
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>>32841601
Time to git gud, you can't be properly gay without being able to make at least one of coffee, tea, or cocktails well.
What's your brew method of choice?
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>>32841618
why are you avoiding this post >>32841450
this xanthippo shit is going to fail just like your xurgoth larp, babe. quit it. it's over
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>>32841623
Sorry, they only have sex with reputable people, namely people with gay cards. What's your next move?
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>>32841622
I called a teacher mom once. I also cried when she announced she was leaving the school. Idk why even, I have a real mom who I'm close with.
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>>32841631
>What's your brew method of choice?
I usually just use my dripper so that people make better coffee is no surprise. But this was excellent. Its made by someone called Franke. The technology for it is kinda crazy. I could never afford their machines; they are made for commercial use mostly
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>>32841622
>Anon's boss .oO( Is this fucker trying to get a raise? )
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>>32841651
behead the card keeper and steal all the cards
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>>32841655
>I called a teacher mom once.
I feel like everyone has done this at least once.
>I also cried when she announced she was leaving the school.
How old were you? I have to be honest I was really sad when one of my teachers left because she was very much the stock "weird art teacher" person.
>Idk why even, I have a real mom who I'm close with.
If you were really young that makes sense, but if you were older that's kinda weird not gonna lie dude.
>>32841672
>Is this fucker trying to get a raise?
I am but I keep getting good performance scores and it's a remote job. If I could sleep my way to the top I wouldn't be making low wages.
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>>32841673
You missed because you're a smol bean bottom and The Card Holder is a 7 feet bulky chad with 1,000,000,000 HP. What's your next move?
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>>32841526
>>32841607
thanks, he doesnt even live in this country so not much chance of anything happening but he said he might move to london in the next year or so. but yeah we have company meetups every quarter so idk, you never know what might happen. just hope i'd get more chance to talk to him at the next one.

when i first started he seemed to want to video call me about simple things that probably didnt need to be a call so maybe he was kinda into me but thats probably wishful thinking and he's just social/friendly.
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Time for faggotry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGCD4xb-Tr8
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>>32841692
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i don't wanna play this stupid game of your game. it's rigged af
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>>32841622
I called my boss dad once, then he told me "make cummies for daddy" as he busted a nut inside me.
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Cersei is dead right?
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>>32841631
For coffee I usually use my French press. I think it's the best compromise between speed, ease of use, and end result. I have an electric milk frother/former that I use if I wanna feel fancy.
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>>32841747
>make cummies for daddy
eww wtf srsly
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>>32841734
If you use your imagination you might be able to recover your gay card.

Hint: You haven't defined stuff about your character so far.
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>>32841689
I was like 11 or 12 I think. I was always a big crybaby about everything though, up until high school more or less.
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>>32841760
That sounds nice.
:3
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>>32841760
French Press is alright but it's very easy to wind up with sludge and debris in your drink
Look into a V60 or Chemex
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>>32841754
Don't say that
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>>32841785
>Look into a V60 or Chemex
Ive heard nothing but good things about both.
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>>32841774
Yeah that's fair, some teachers make a huge impact on you so losing stings.
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>>32841604
What?
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>>32841766
Yeah 100% serious
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giving piggy the best head in the western world (his brain implodes because no one touches his fatboy willy)
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So glad that freshienon found Christianity. There is hope for all of you anons.
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>>32841785
A friend of mine has a v60 and it's so easy to use and makes such good drip, maybe I'll have to go get one. Otherwise if I want a fauxspresso I'll use a moka pot. My uncle's have a full on espresso machine they ordered from Italy but I don't have that kinda money lol.
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>>32841809
It was a joke... because goths... vampires... bats... COVID-19.

Nevermind.
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>>32841825
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>>32841771
i am a warrior magi from a secret school of arcane techniques specializing in elemental sorcery. the warrior nature of the school means i'm very fit with a buzz cut hairstyle, athletic and aggressive. i have slick lean physique with perky butts that get barbarians flirting with me at taverns
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>>32841849
*expresso

Captcha TJYYNN
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>>32841825
This is the face I'd make
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bologne is my their city
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>>32841852
Sorry anon I'm tired and want to die and genuinely didn't get it. Didn't mean to be rude.
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>guy lists "having a rainbow light up keyboard" as a red flag
>I have 3 of them, all are mechanical.
It's just one guy .... right???
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>>32841842
sigh who let him read gödel's revised ontological proof
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>>32841862
>pedantic
X or s I don't care I just drink!
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>>32841859
That actually made me lol. So what's your strategy to beat a 7 feet bulky guy with 1,000,000,000 HP known as The Card Holder?

Hint: I'm built like a tank - think massive guy. Very strong armor.

Yes, there's a way.
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>>32841902
are you a keyboard aficionado? I wanna get a nice keyboard but I’m unsure where to start
also, maybe don’t lead with having those rainbow keyboards until he’s already in love with you
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the correct term is espresso because of the "pressing" technique used to brew the coffee
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>>32841896
It's fine. Go get some rest then :3
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What I need is a proper grinder.
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>>32841849
>moka pot
I hear nothing but good things about those too
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>>32841908
O_o
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>>32841862
Retarded philistine, "espresso" is an Italian word referring to an Italian drink. Go change your fire alarm battery.

>>32841957
Absolutely. What's your budget? A proper grind is probably the single most important factor in good coffee, even moreso than the beans or brewing method (unless you're catastrophically fucking up).
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>>32841902
Two red flags makes a green, but you have three so it looks like your back to red. You shouldn't have sent him a picture of all three as a joke.

>>32841941
>a nice keyboard
NTA, but I've heard great things about moergo.com/collections/glove80-keyboards/products/glv80-soldered. (Practically creamed myself when I first saw it.)
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i am SICK and DYING and i NEED a bf to nurse me back to health.
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>>32841939
i'll drown you with my water technique: super vortex
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>>32841981
What did you catch?
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>>32841981
sorry texanoo but i'm a sorcerer, not a healer
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>>32841992
feelings. for (you).
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>>32841979
>You shouldn't have sent him a picture of all three as a joke.
I did not; it's only the one that I use a lot for my desktop.
>>32841941
I didn't lead with it, I just saw it as a "red flag" had listed. I like mechanical keyboards because I type very fast (~105wpm) and it feels nice.
Here's the keyboard I use: https://www.daskeyboard.com/daskeyboard-4-professional/
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>>32841908
>gödel's revised ontological proof
Is this just another attempt at "we can imagine maths therefore god is real"?
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>>32842004
o_O
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>>32841908
But does Gödel imply classical Christianity or something more akin to Deiism?
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the whole time i thought it was going one way but its not
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>>32841964
They are sort of a midpoint between drip and espresso, and I like mine a lot.
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>>32842007
>https://www.daskeyboard.com/daskeyboard-4-professional/
Do you use the knob?
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>>32841908
omg godel was very ontological to me
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>>32842035
>Do you use the knob?
Yes
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>>32841987
Lost 8 HP. Don't even try to spam attack me. We'll be here forever.

I'm going to give you another hint.

>>32841859
>get barbarians flirting with me
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>>32842007
>I like mechanical keyboards because I type very fast (~105wpm)
kids these days can’t do shit right
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>>32842046
>kids these days can't do shit right
Please explain what you mean by this
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>>32842004
Oh dear! What do I do! What do I do!
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>>32842078
nurse me back to health. my throat and my joints and my muscles HURT.
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>>32842044
i summon thiodør, a barbarian from odingrad to help me in the battlefield. he attacks you with his warhammer imbued with thor's lightning
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>>32842093
*Sits on your throat*
*Farts in your mouth*
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>>32841979
>>32842007
thanks friends! I’ll check these out ^^
also, impressive wpm, it’s a skill I wish I put my effort into tbf
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>>32842111
>impressive wpm
I always thought that was "just kinda fast" and not considered "impressive" but that just shows how much I know.
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>>32842111
should've grown up playing runescape, you'd have a million wpm.
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>>32842007
Nice, now show us cock!
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wpm was always something i thought people would have to be on dr*gs to do but
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>>32842125
>Nice, now show us cock!
No
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>>32842010
yes lole, it's just the best among these. overall a pointless exercise like you say but godel loved his formal modal logic and set about proving some things about hypothetical beings with "all possible positive attributes." there was some fuss a few years ago when someone made a few slight tweaks to it in order to load it into a theorem prover, which found that godel had been consistent within the axioms he defined in deriving his conclusions. you still have to buy his axioms for it to be meaningful though.
>>32842024
yeah much more like deiism.
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>>32842034
They are key to my beloved Cuban "latte", the Cafe con leche.
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>>32842129
Bro that does not make any sense at all
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>>32842093
Sounds like a fever. Drink plenty of water and take paracetamol. I'll make some chicken soup.
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>>32842117
I remember trying once and my score not being close to that

>>32842121
I wanted to play online games, but our home computer was never good enough
and looking back my mom would destroy them with limewire >_>
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>>32842135
Serious question, how fast can you type with your dick?
I typed this post in 50s.
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>>32842093
*kisses you on your neck and kisses you on your bussy*
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>>32842137
You so sexy when you talk philosophy.
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>>32842156
>my mom would destroy them with limewire
based mom.
>>32842148
the air quality has been poor all summer and i made the mistake of sleeping with the window open sunday night. could also just be withdrawal tho. also it's acetaminophen, not paracetamol!
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>>32842145
ideal bottoms? owo
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i'm overdue a gooood night out but i'm already 100 below my rent so might just have to goon this weekend
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so many of yall are broke...
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There's a tunder storm outside and I'm sitting here all alone in the dark with no gf to cuddle.
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>>32842203
>gf
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>>32842198
working on it
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>>32842203
>no gf to cuddle
>>/mtfg/ or >>/lesgen/
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>>32842105
Not bad but I lost just 10,000 HP, dodged your partner and destroyed him.

Hint: An strong exterior and a >>>mushy<<< interior.

I'm almost out of hints.
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>>32842212
I have no business in these threads.

>>32842209
Yeah I'm a guy.
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>>32842177
thanks :)
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What is your opinion on women? My straight bro is a full blown misogynist (after breaking up with his long term gf), and while I am poking at him for it in a friendly way, sometimes I feel the same. I've had quite a few female friends in my life, but they all disappeared one by one, and now my entire friend circle is men. Are women good to have in your life, or would you rather not deal with them at all?
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>>32842237
Guyfriend?
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>>32842244
i'm going to fuck one this weekend
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>>32842186
>also it's acetaminophen, not paracetamol!
I had to look that up I didn't know that name, but it's almost the same thing I guess. Anyway, it don't matter. What matters is you getting better. Take it! Get some rest!
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should I get a hair cut and what hair cut? I was thinking maybe to get a weave put in
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>>32842266
Good for you, but I'm asking about social relationship, not sex
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>>32842244
i'm a bishit, into masc men and fem women.
i'm pretty misogynist. unless you're blood related, a good chum of mine or a hijabi/devout chistian women should shut the fuck up.
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>>32842266
Where the fuck am i?
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>>32842137
One can't help but wonder if the ultimate goal of humanity is to produce increasingly obfuscated arguments for the existence of god.

>>32842244
>What is your opinion on women?
I used to not like them, then I realised that men were just as bad and I had just been exposed to some shitty women.
>My straight bro is a full blown misogynist
All straight guys are to some extent. Maybe there's an argument from that showing women genuinely are bad in some way.
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>>32842186
paracetamol is ibuprofen aka Advil or nurofen. Please be more respectful towards Europeans.
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>>32842283
gays are outmoded friend, sorry you didn't get a fax or whatever.
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>>32842276
you should show us that hairy, aryan cock fruher.
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>>32841981
*Pisses in a bowl and tells u it's chicken soup*
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>>32842276
Shave it off completely, it makes hair healthier and thicker, and it's super easy to keep clean and tidy. It will regrow fast, and shaving will delay balding.
t. shavechad
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>>32842245
No I said cuddle.

>>32842244
They're evil devils. I especially dislike my friend's gf and wish they'd break up. She's a broke bitch with no education that's daddy's princess, but acts like she's some 10/10 successful genius. My guy is carrying her in life and if it wasn't for him it would be her rich parents. Constantly catty and possessive and hypocritical and is dragging him down. Calls other people "toxic" when she's literal cancer, and her topics of discussion are literally always gossip and hate about others. A very unpleasant person to be around. Stupidass bitch. She's not even really attractive. A literal 6.5/10. I don't know why my guy is with her. He's a literal Chad. I think it's because his previous high tier gf broke up with him because he couldn't assemble a shelf (essentially to keep the story short).
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>>32842222
i summon barbarian bjordør, uncle of thiodør. i tell him that our opponent is poweful but his weakness is *whispers in his ear*
bjordør then drops his weapon. he moves behind your back quickly and grabs you from behind with his retarded strong hairy arms. then he says "hmmm me want some fresh bussy" and licks your neck
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>>32842304
nobody in my family balds. Not a concern.
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>>32842203
Bisexuals are not welcome here. This is a local shop for local people. Only gay cis males are allowed on these grounds.
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>>32842285
>men were just as bad and I had just been exposed to some shitty women
Yeah, I'm of the similar opinion. Truly good people are so few and far between that I'll never have enough of them in my life to make any generalization or analysis.
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DEBASER graduating and getting a job at shartget. Sissy is her manager, she has implants now and wears stilettos.
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Is pizza hut any good?
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>>32842330
I'm not a bisexual.
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>>32842276
what is really the problem? it looks good. if you want to try a different style, then do a slickback or get a hitler youth cut style
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>>32842304
>and shaving will delay balding.
You got proof of that man?
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>>32842306
>I especially dislike my friend's gf and wish they'd break up.
>I don't know why my guy is with her.
>He's a literal Chad.
>he's so hot and she's so not
>i wish he would fuck me instead
Somebody's jealous.

>>32842343
>Truly good people are so few and far between
I always wonder about this. I think I'm good, but struggle to justify the fact. From what I've seen, I think people as good as me aren't particularly rare (maybe 1 in 10 at worst), but that might just be negativity bias kicking in.
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god got me, i'm gonna be aight.
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>>32842306
>high tier gf
>broke up with him because he couldn't assemble a shelf
women are truly the n words of gender
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>>32842372
Jealous of what exactly? I'd rather be forever alone than with a harpy like her.
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>>32842312
LMFAO. NO!!! You're supposed to pretend to fall in love with me, secretly steal your gay card and then when I'm at my most vulnerable you stab me in the heart making me lose all my HP.

(I'm strong on the outside but very weak on the inside.)

I'll have you win this round for at least trying and for your creativity. Not bad. :D
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>>32842137
Meh, I never liked those math ones. They require shitton of brainpower and even if you invest time and energy to understand that shit it just does not "feel" like anything
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>>32842244
Some r good some r bad
>>32842306
He's not going to fuck you
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>>32842353
You came to steal our rights and kill us all, haven't you.
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>>32842388
>I'd rather be forever alone than with a harpy like her.
I thought you were gay. I was implying (outright stating) that you are jealous of her and would rather that you were dating him instead. Your post had hardcore "Jessica's such a dumb bitch, Brad deserves someone better"-energy.
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>>32842346
why would a college business graduate apply for a wagie job at shartget in the first place? debaser will be a white collar chad
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>>32842330
What's this what's this
We'll have no biscum here
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tex, be my bf
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>>32842352
the only thing i like from them are chicken wings. everything else is subpar. their pizza doughs are too thicks, the breadsticks are mushy, bitter sauce in their sandwiches and their pastas are lackluster as well
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>>32842352
Worse than Dominos IMO. They have too much cheese. Some people like it, most don't.
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>>32842352
johns is best in price and quality bleagle actually enlightened me
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>>32842387
Well she got tired of him because he couldn't do anything around the house, had no driver's license, couldn't change the car battery in hers, had to ask me to drive them around all the time, which is understandably very annoying for her when she wants to spend time with him and not me. The final straw for her was he broke down and he "can't fulfill her false image of what a man should be", even though I think those things are extremely basic. Who can't assemble a shelf literally? Imagine having to pay the furniture company to do it for you. That's literally embarrassing. His new gf is the opposite. She enables him for everything, which is basically dragging him down. Crab in a bucket bitch.

>>32842395
>>32842406
I'm not gay.

>>32842403
No I just come here when I'm feeling really down and suicidal because you guys are cool to talk to. I'm not attentionwhoring or asking for sympathy either, just sharing the truth of why I'm here.
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>>32842412
Probably my favourite characters/sketch from that show.

We never got to know what the hell they sold at that butcher.
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>>32842389
ok. in my defense, i played without knowing the rules of the game lel
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I hate all of you with all of me.
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>>32842449
>No I just come here when I'm feeling really down and suicidal because you guys are cool to talk to. I'm not attentionwhoring or asking for sympathy either, just sharing the truth of why I'm here.
So you've never looked at a guy and thought something sexual? I just feel like people don't come here unless they're a little faggy.
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>waiting for my alienware pc to get here
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>>32842346
>>32842410
I will be sissy's manager and gaslight him at every opportunity
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>>32842457
good. your hate fuels me to be better and ascend
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>>32842471
>So you've never looked at a guy and thought something sexual?

I have, just as literally everyone in the world.
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>>32842449
You're gay as fuck dude you're so jealous of your friend's gf for getting his heart and penis
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oh gosh. i
i just can't. i don't think i'm gonna make it.
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>>32842449
noooo don't kill yourself
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>>32842453
Go by what you know, visuals and symbols.
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>>32842480
My hate will leave your life in ruins.
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>>32842484
>I have
Bad news sis, you might be bi. I don't think I've ever wanted to have sex with a woman.
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gay porn should be legal in every country
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>>32842476
why alienware? why not lenovo legion?
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>>32842490
long as you got king jesus
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>>32842476
>Alienware
You deserve the miserable experience you will receive.
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>>32842505
I liked the specs and aesthetics of the Alienware station more.
>>32842513
>miserable experience
is it *really* that bad?
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>>32842493
your hate will water the roots of my very soul. i will live just to spite you
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>>32842505
I had a Lenovo laptop for 10 years and it's holding up super well. I only had to change the hard drive once, and clean the ventilator sometimes. It runs like a clock. Is it normal for laptops or is Lenovo superior in this regard?
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>>32842476
>alienware
oh no no no
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>>32842521
>is it *really* that bad?
Look at whatever you bought and divide the price by 5
That's what you're actually getting in terms of hardware value
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>>32842476
If you asked for /g/'s help you were trolled proper.
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do you guys remember when sky ferreiras card got declined at the saint laurent pop up shop
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>>32842489
I know you're baiting, but check this out, let me blog real quick. There's this other friend of ours that has a gf as well. She's fat. Not like a nasty ogre bitch, but she's overweight. Anyways, I'm out with this Chad guy and his bitch of a gf and they're just going ham on this other guy and his gf. Talking all sorts of shit. How she's fat and this and that. And don't get me wrong, I dislike fat people, but I'm not gonna talk shit about my literal friend like that for no reason at all. And I'm not even on good terms with him because he fucked me over, but I still won't talk like that behind his back. So I tell them yo you guys are doing too much, why? That's like me saying the same thing about your gf, would you like that? And she gets nucler mad. Talking about how she's not like that and so much better as a person bla bla bla. When in reality they didn't even have an argument and they didn't even do anything to her. I realized that this dumb bitch can NEVER be wrong no matter what. They literally had differing opinions on some meaningless topic and she's now going ham behind their backs. And my friend sitting there and taking it. I literally told him that if I have a gf and he talks like that we're not friends and she gave me the look of "yeah good thing you'll never get one". Literal bitch man. How is that ok?

>>32842491
I wont.

>>32842498
That's just mind rot I have from porn. I'd never do anything with a guy. The thought of actually doing something for real is off putting.
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>>32842564
>asked for /g/'s help
I did not
>>32842549
>divide the price by 5
I got it on sale and paid for half of it using credit card rewards points.
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Guys, I think I'm in love with Bronze Age/Conanesque aesthetic. Half-naked oiled tanned guys, dressed in furs and bracelets, spoiled young princes being caressed by dark-skinned slaves, pre-Christian values with sex and violence omnipresent... I'm not talking about historical time (which was obviously shitty to live in), but rather about aesthetics.
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>>32842567
do you remember 9/11?
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>>32842476
>prebuilts
:/
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>>32842567
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. That's above my gay grade level.
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Is there no femboy general?
I wanna ask others about buying thigh high socks...
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do you like to creep people out by noticing them on 4chan
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>>32842578
why not? he’s likely not going to be using it from muh peak performance
a prebuilt will very likely cover everything he needs
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>>32842589
Search the catalog for /femgen/ or start a new one, they'll flock over there
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>>32842575
Yeah it was my birthday and I was watching Ed, Edd & Eddy on cartoon network before my grandpa ran in to change the channel because he heard the news on the radio.
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>>32842533
>is Lenovo superior in this regard?
lenovo is the gigachad of the pc world, anon. it's the bull. the alpha. it's the master of the harem. the sultan. the king. th- you get the point
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>>32842602
favorite ed?
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>>32842589
If you're cisgay, you belong here with us, even if you're feminine and love stockings. That's just my opinion...

How high do you wear them btw?
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>>32842609
Eddy. Always felt bad for him. He got fucked over all the time despite all his efforts to succeed. Kevin is a bitch I'd beat the shit out of him.
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>>32842584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoCqCrH8aBM
plz watch this
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>>32842611
>hsr
based
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>>32842600
I see. I'll wait then. Thank you.

>>32842614
I don't. I was looking into buying them and seeing if I like them in the first place.
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Ghosts are pussies.
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>>32842599
I'm not using it for peak performance, but it covers all the specs that I need and I got it on sale as well as paid for half of it with my credit card points.
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>>32842634
I do have a pair, but they're a bit too low due to me being very tall. Still love them, it's a very pleasant experience to wear.
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>>32842626
please watch this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=THZ1nVo9TbA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEamE0MYPkg
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I don’t even like SOCKS
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>>32842642
if you're satisfied with it and it's a fair price for you then it's all good. don't overthink what these bitches here are saying, anoon
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>>32842626
Sounds cool. I didn't know her. Thanks.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEamE0MYPkg
omg shes such a poc icon
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>>32842571
>text dump
Are you the guy with the bungee jump story? You gotta hate people less, man. It's not good for you.

>That's just mind rot I have from porn
Does anyone have actual science on this? I see loads of people say fapping too much makes you do it to porn that's the wrong sexuality or whatever but I've got no idea it's true.
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>>32842669
this is blasphemy in my cult of sock worshipping
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>>32842450
The clue was the butcher's surname
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>>32842684
idk anon. the chick in his story sounds like a real piece of work
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>>32842611
>hsr
Almost perfect
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>>32842674
It was on sale, Lenovo wasn't. Plus, the PC I'm getting gets good reviews. I won't be stretching it to max performance, nor do I care so much about having the absolute top-of-the-line specs and PC. It covers way more than I need.
PC Bros are like tech vegans.
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>>32842669
Legend says they give you magic powers and turn some into computer programmer geniuses. But there's no conclusive evidence so far.
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>>32842700
And? Even if every woman in a 50 mile radius of that guy is a she-devil in disguise, hating them just ain't worth the time of day. Loads of people I could hate, but I don't. Once someone I don't like leaves my field of view I stop thinking about them and I'm all the better for it.
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share all ur sky ferreira links anon
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>>32842656
I see.
They're just something I got curious about recently and want to give them a try maybe.
In any case, thanks again for answering.
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>>32842684
>Are you the guy with the bungee jump story?

Yeah and I don't hate people. But like how are you gonna call me toxic and shit and pretend you preach positivity and acceptance, while literally calling someone else's girlfriend a pig and saying that the kitty she got recently will die because she'll sit on it with her fat ass. And while saying all this you're smoking your 5th cig in a row like you're not mad. But yeah I'm the toxic one that hates people. I'm not even on good terms with that guy and I'd never say that about him and his gf and of course I was the one to defend them and take all the flack for it.

>Does anyone have actual science on this?

Yeah me getting diamonds at specific types of gay porn, despite being off put by the idea of actually doing it. That's why I'm trying to quit porn, and it's not like I watch it every day or am an addicted coomer. Having grown up watching porn is just a bad thing. I'd go as far to say that it should be illegal to be honest, despite having trouble with authority and hating most laws.
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right
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god has given us the victory
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>>32842751
I swear.
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>>32842722
wow you have a lot of restraint, anon. i literally device extra ordinary plans to destroy my enemies in my mind
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>>32842698
I just looked it up and I prefer to think that it's a pun on the word brisket.
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>>32842735
>Yeah me getting diamonds at specific types of gay porn,
like which ones? im genuinely curious
t. porn connoisseur
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>>32842761
*devise
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>>32842782
good bot
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sky ferreira u better keep on putting out links or
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damn my spotify daylist is pretty good
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just remember to b urself
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>>32842735
>toxic
You are toxic, but to yourself. Sometimes people gonna be assholes and you gotta just let that happen.
>Yeah me getting diamonds at specific types of gay porn
What's your favourite kind of gay porn?

>>32842761
I wouldn't call it restraint. Maybe I'm just wired different to most people, but if I try to hate someone for longer than a few minutes I just get bored of it. I just sorta accept shit when it happens. I remember I heard this saying a while back "the past does not affect the resent, it's a wake you leave behind" and that's kinda my view on things. Once it's happened it's happened.
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>>32842804
what do i do if i have no self to b
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She finally showed herself, or itself. I've believed I'm destined to serve as a dark entity since I saw that hat bastard. They finally showed themselves. I must be close to death. My phone took this by itself two days ago. There she is.
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>>32842778
Only amateur ones and with big burly hairy older men. I'm a bit insecure because I can't grow chest hair and a full beard, I'm average sized, and can't bear big. Like I'm 6'3 and an ectomorph. I can never look like a big burly powerlifter rugged mature guy.

>>32842812
>Sometimes people gonna be assholes and you gotta just let that happen

It's literally not normal that all of your topics of conversation is talking about how shit everyone else is and how great you are, especially when you're some SSRI abusing, cigarette addicting, lisp having, 6.5/10 small titted bitch.
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Woo woo hours.
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nu bred >>32842835
nu bred >>32842835
nu bred >>32842835
nu bred >>32842835
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>>32842831
ghosts aren't as strong as jesus
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imagine pre-making a new edition LMAO
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>>32842845
I hope so.
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>>32842791
is she that fine ass big bitch from euphoria oooh i'd fucking rock her boat in jesus' name

>>32842804
doing it. praise be to him.

>>32842831
NO
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>>32842868
>NO
Unfortunately yes. I was drawn to check my photos the next morning. I don't even know why I did, and this was there.



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