previous >>31146439
Impregnating my bf
>>31149002idt its even like the same game it was then tho
Have you guys ever been hate crimed?
billy ray was the preacher's son
>>31149010Yeah I just play classic-era and wotlk. I might try retail soon though.
>>31148957Taylor Swift and Ice Spice song
>>31148971Why are people larping as me i would never post this stuff
>>31149022the skill trees in retail do appeal to me but the actual gameplay loops are not remotely enjoyable
>>31148981Yup, I'm doing that atm. Last class the professor dropped some problems for the first part of the exam, they were about limits of sequences, continuity of functions and analysis of functions. I got the hang of most of them, just left one unsolved because it pissed me off. The next class is going to be about optimization I guess.
>>31149030how is that a larp?
>>31149022i was gonna play when hc servers go live but meh might be a timesink that i dont wanna jump into
I need to suck Zuck
>>31148652Well I just showered
>>31149063Yeah I haven't tried HC because leveling takes so much fucking time. It seems like a massive timesink to actually complete the challenge.
>>31149055He wishes he was that cool but he's just a drug fiend
Ew
>>31149063that sounds awful
>>31149076Your belly button looks like Nikocado's Eye of Sauron.
>>31149109Well bellybuttons are genetic
>>31149030>Why are people larping as meits gaygen duh>>31149039>just left one unsolved because it pissed me off. kind of based >optimizationthis is more fun imo
>>31149088>>31149100I was actually planning on making a twink and stopping people from having fun hehe
>>31149076do you do the nail art yourself
What I wouldn't give to be one of Richard Madden's boy toys...
i love him
>>31149022Just played retail to max level like 2 months ago and it was okay
>>31149138Nope these I pay for
>>31149165what a scam
>tfw no bf to watch anime with>no shoulder to cry on during sad scenes (bc highly emotional bttm)>nobody to snuggle for warmth
>>31149171They are holo tho
oh my fucking god i commented on this small youtubers video saying hes cute and now started pixellating his face fml should i apolgoize?
Why do men always get dark nail polish why don't you get french tips like the general femoid populace?
>>31149236you could have done better yourself after watching one youtube video, i'd never pay for anything like that
>>31149261because you will feel like a tranny and get hand gender dysphoria. men wear nail polish to feel edgy for "defying gender roles" but they dont actually want to do that too much bc theyll feel icky.
>>31149252no
>>31149252>>31149283m ty rip came off woops ies
>>31149012nah im closeted
>>31149341why?
>>31149347not him, but Im 25 and closeted. Ive really only come to terms with my homosexuality recentlyIve never been in a homosexual relationship or have had sex with a man. I feel no real need to make myself known and its a bunch of awkward conversations I dont want to have until I have a reason to have them (i.e. having a boyfriend)
>>31149394can you post more of your man titties
STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOME LIKE WOAH WOAH WOAH
>>31149406pic isnt me lmao. Im not as fat and a ton more hairy
>>31149394i used to think the same way but trust me, coming out is such a weight of the shoulders even if you don't have a boyfriend. there's always going to be awkward conversations so you might as well just get them over with now
>>31149347conservative parents, conservative place, lgbt community is in general a mess, etc.
>>31149428you can still post pics, maybe youll find a bf here. anons are more likely to be okay with you being closeted than normalfriends :3
>>31149451nah closetfags are cringe
its extremely evil that EA has not released the sims 2 64 bit
>>31149433this is true. i feel like the "ill just get a bf and come out by introducing him" thing is a total meme.> you have to find a guy who is okay with you being in the closet. gay first/2nd date chat always involves asking whetehr youre out to the family> he has to be okay with being your coming out tool which could put him in a very awkward situation> the whole reason you want to do it is bc muh "its not important who i fuck" but the tea is your family will care even if both of u try to pretend not to so its better if you just break that ice yourself by taking initiative to tell them
>>31149451If I enter a relationship, I would want it to be with someone who is localive done the online relationship thing when I was still straight and I wasnt a fanNo clue how to find people locally though lmaoim in cleveland
>>31149473we are getting a new lifesim from some of the developers that did the first sims games, it's time to drop ea and the sims
>>31149451>maybe youll find a bf hereyikes
https://youtu.be/N9XKLqGqwLA
>>31149493>im in clevelandomg maybe you can meet debaser and be in a triad. are you a top? him and his bf need a top i think.
>>31149501the sims 1 is not good lol
>>31149439>lgbt community is in general a messYeah this is also why I'm going back in the closet.
I am not a fan of nail polish or earrings
No sane person likes The Sims. You ever ask them about it and they're like "HAHAHA I LOVED PUTTING THE BABY IN THE OVEN" like what is wrong with you?
>>31149528yeah, im a top lmaobut iirc debaser is pretty masc. Im pretty masc myself and like twinks and well groomed twunks/ottermoders
>>31149547I like emo femboys, they my pp hard
>>31149562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wedOX13TmC4
>>31149541>backwhen did you come out tho>>31149562what about animal crossing. my fav part of animal crossing was designing textiles. was that a sign that im a faggot?
>>31149573make* my pp hard
Thoughts on having a 6 hour average screen time?
>>31149572>knows debaseromg i thought you were new ewwwwew
>>31149588>when did you come out thoWhen I was 14
It's possible to be gay and not a degenerate at the same time. You should try it.
>>31149573>>31149589bro, sameextra points if theyre bratty
>>31149591I have a 10-12 hour average screen time :/
>>31149611what if I like to break boards too uwu
>>31149591rookie numbers... youre gonna have to pump those numbers up if we are to bring society toward total global fascist technocracy
>>31149604he described himself last thread as tall and hairy lmao
>>31149617you talking about bed slats? because I can accommodate
>>31149530the sims 1 was amazing what are you talking about?
>>31149528I just want to clarify that we only need a top so we can break him
>>31149588The new one is too heavy on that. I liked it when it when it mostly just being a debt slave and collecting things
>>31149612I mean just on my phone. I feel like it's become an alarming addiction and it's fucking up my sleep and my grades at uni.
>>31149562u cant even do that tho>>31149650its bad its like a power fantasy for people whose power fantasies are being potty trained and working an office job
>>31149611I don't like bratty, I want a refined man with good mannersfemboys should be sophistocated. spare me the histrionics
>>31149677why do you care about the sims 2 then?
sophisticated*
>>31149651ok this was rlly good>>31149653i havent played anything except wild world im a boomer and i like it that way>>31149660have you tried putting it somewhere where you don't see it. i chatged my phone in the corner one day and then i completely forgot it existed and it was existential bliss. now i always charge it there where i cant see it.before i logged on i was listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Qm5x7Lxgcbretty interdasting
>>31149697sims 2 is substantially less power fantasy unless u go to college or become a witch
>>31149687nah, I just like banter with people. A little bit of cattiness towards me is interesting and gives me something to think about when they beg me to choke them
>>31149669Good luck babes, fingers crossed it's quick
>>31149669Here's your attention sis, I don't feel bad for you because you never feel bad for anyone else
i never played the sims but as a kid at daycare this fat horsegirl would play it and she would lock the sims in a room until they peed themselves and died or shed drown them in the pool and i just remember laughing hysterically . and the cheat code was "rosebud"? that was kinda weird.
>>31149636skateboards
>>31149669we can meet up and fuck before you die
>>31149724>fat horsegirlthat poor horse
>>31149724>lock the sims in a room until they peed themselves and died or shed drown them in the pool and i just remember laughing hystericallySee what I mean? Everyone who liked it was insane. This is like torturing small animals
I don't want to be choked. how is that even romantic
>>31149724thats because women and fat people and people who own horses are all sociopaths. i would stream and prove her wrong but the sims 2 does not run well on modern computers
>>31149728>bratty emo skater boy
>>31149751spank me
>>31149702Yeah, I should do that more often. In fact, I'll turn it off for now and focus 100% on studying. Bye bye.
>>31149743some people love the feeling of powerlessnesshaving a larger guy wrap his fingers around your throat can make you feel completely vulnerable
>>31149743i suddenly got choked by a guy i flew hours to meet up with once, saw my life flashing before my eyes before he let go
>>31149760well I don't>>31149767that's brain damage happening
i like saintoino more now he doesnt post his selfies over and over>>31149735kill youse self cooper\its weird tho u always start copying my name after i say to myself "okay that was enough shitposting.... ill leave" and then reopen the tab. >>31149745>i would stream and prove her wrong but the sims 2 does not run well on modern computerstfw you have to run an xp emulator to play sims now. sad.happy memorial day girls! I solemnly swear this is my last post for at least a week fucking dumb asss stopppp posting on this shit hole
>>31149756I used to substitute teach, so discipline is a specialty of mine
>>31149781I hope I don’t get hard while you do it
>>31149774>kill youse self cooper\I'm so sick of getting blamed for all the bad posts in this thread
Why did so many gay men like Heartstopper despite the fact that many of them are anti-fujoshi?
>>31149792Please go away this thread was comfy and no one likes you getting sand in your vagina and calling everything boring
>>31149791If you do, youll have to try to hide itIll smack harder if I notice
>>31149792i thought you said you barely posted idk how you're here to refute every time lmao beagle tier
>>31148971Test
>>31149810you don't even know which posts are mine, clearly
>>31149797idk but the roidtranny one came out as bi recently
>>31149774it runs, it just runs at shit resolutions with stutters bc its 32 bit and hates modern graphics cards
I want to feel cum dripping out of my hole after a good fuck
i am not gay enough
>>31149812I didn’t mean to grind it into your thigh I’m sorry
>>31149832Why do gay men not consider Heartstopper to be fetishistic?
>>31149847neither am I
>>31149847>>31149880kiss
>>31149879idk never saw it. it looked gay (pejorative)
>>31149886 don't tell me what to do, peasant.
>>31149886*kisses you*
>>31149774>dumb asss stopppp posting on this shit holeSee you and your swollen testicles tomorrow
>>31149867yeah, you need to drop those pants. Smacks are going straight to skin now because of that
>>31149957fine but please just leave my hole alone
sometimes i wonder how trannies took over this board then moments like these happened and i know why
>>31149892When writing a m/m love story, how can the writer avoid it coming across as fetishistic?
I want to fuck debaser
>>31150021you're in no position to ask for favors
>>31150067they write a love story, sweaty
>>31149797fwiw ive never heard anyone talk about it irl, ive always seen it as one of those things that ppl online obsessed over
when do you say "I love you"? and how do you know if it's true or not?
I want to fuck horror
>>31150082sorry sir it’s yours to do what you want
>tfw neet>tfw parents said I need to start paying the mortgage because they leaving me the house when they dieim soooo fuckkkkkkkkk im too autistic to interact with normies
>>31150198how old are you
>>31150198Just rent it out on Doordash and live there
>>31150198lmao
>>31150208And by doordash I do mean airbnb
>>31150216he's a neet, he won't be capable of booking an airbnb
>>31150190Im going to be honest, I came like 30min ago to something unrelated, but this thread has me going again. You are awakening an animal
>>31150241i regret following this reply chain
>>31150253people are horny
>>31150241I hope you fuck like a beast uwu
>reading sports man's book>he and gf move to a condo>gf signs them up near a local gym>turns out the gym was a gay gym>one guy starts flirting with him>he flirts back and both end up seeing each other>one day sport man invites him to his condo, wife is out>they are about to kiss but are interrupted by the wife>he manages to hide his "date" and distracts the wife enough for homo man to escapekek
>>31150301You have no idea I feel like I could push a hole through a granite slab
>>31150141When you love them?
>>31150364that straight man sounds kinda fruity
>>31150364fuck, i screwed up this postthe wife is the gf but the week after the indicent they got married
>>31150263im not
>>31150368but can you fill a soft warm hole? maybe you wasted your load earlier
>>31150198I was a NEET for a while. I went to community college for an AA and then transferred to university (top 5 public). Studying Electrical Engineering now. Even if you are far behind in life, might as well try. It's better than nothing. I'm 23 and all of my friends are graduating while I still have a year or so left.
Why do men feel nice and warm, also smell good and are pleasing to look at?
>>31150378how do you know what love feels like if you never felt it before
>>31150411men actually smell awful but I just hate women so much I've learned to prefer their smell
>>31150425i like when men smell awful because im a freak
>>31150412Maybe it's just a 'when you know you know' thing
>>31150430get one who can do both
I want to sleep with my windows open but I live in a city and it's noisy as fuck 24/7.
I don't need deoderant because I don't stink unless I skip showering for a daymy armpits give off a sweet scent, like scratch n sniff.
>>31150455i have a very distinctive smell and i feel like its a bad sign like i have mega cancer or something
>>31150402might have to wait a second for a load, but I can definitely make you squirm
lynx deodorant doesn't make you smell like a lynx
>>31150451cars driving by is top tier asmr once you get used to it
deodorant*>>31150467you mean like old people smell?I know someone who smells bad all the time but I never say anything because I doubt they'd change their hygiene habits off of my one remark. it sucks because he can't smell himself, I guess he got used to it
>>31150490i get woken up pretty easily by people talking (occasionally theres people yelling outside). maybe my brain can learn to filter it out though
>>31150502no + i said distinctive, old people smell is not distinctive... most old people have it. idt i stink and guys have always said i smelled good
squirms
>>31150467do you floss? do you drink coffee? could be bad breath. i had it pretty bad from drinking ~4 cups a day.
>>31150521*sprays febreeze*
>>31150526i never said it was my breath? what would even make u think it was my breath
>>31150548because you didnt describe it>>31150521also i didnt see this cus i didnt refresh
>>31150562well r u accusing me of being a mouthbreather? y would anyone be smelling my breath otherwise
>>31150525do you need your hole filled
>>31150576nah you can notice it yourself. i know because i had it bad for a while
>>31150589did u not brush yr teeth or did u have tonsil stones?
>>31150588>do you need your hole fillednot him, but this is me every day. it's all I ever think about
>>31150604rarely flossed, rarely brushed teeth, drank coffee like it was water
>>31150610filling luke's hole? same
Gaygen I just measured myself for first time, is 14.5/12.5cm normal? Length/circumference.
>>31150630good job buddy, proud of you
>>31150630average length but most would consider it on the smaller side. no idea about circ.
>>31150641ah average is good enough for me. It just looks really small when I look at it. I feel like I could have gotten a little harder though.
get a water flosser, it's a life changer. and it's easier to use string-floss after your gums get Penetrated with water
ur all haters for not playing starbound with me :( i dont want to stream playing solo >>31150669i like mine but u still have to use real floss after, it doesnt replace it
>>31150588well when you put it like that anon
my buss demands satisfaction .
>>31150680who are you?
>>31150680honestly i would probably enjoy playing starbound but im extremely shy so i dont like talking to new people
>>31150680fuck you, you wouldnt even give me a porn recommendation or a tummy photo.
>>31150732i dont watch porn>>31150720see an therapist >>31150705my name is right there
>>31150695bend over
>>31150630Average length is 13.12 cm, average circumference is 11.66 cm
>>31150744im too lazy to go to a therapist. plus i don't really want to talk to one anyways
>>31150680I haven't played starbound for years but I liked it
>>31150760oh. Ive never put my cock directly next to anyones. when I look at my partners' they're always in my face and look so much bigger lol. im a little disappointed, id rather be on the smaller side, but at least im not big big
>>31150780i want to play with the frackin universe mod so i can own pet bees
>>31150744>i dont watch pornYet you knew about Colby Keller castrating himself? HmmmmMmmmmMmmm
>>31150630
>>31150744yeah but you still have a tummy and wouldnt even give me thatyou expect me to buy, dl, and install a game to play butyou wouldnt even take 1 snapshot and post your tummy on unsee for me to ogle? cmooooon man. not fair. and is too late to do it now, ive got to sleep. im going to cracker barrel in the morning
>>31150815hes like almost a real celebrity
mreow
Ma theres a weird fuckin cat itt
>>31150831
>>31150822nah it doesnt do it for me if it's women. I want to compare and frott cocks with a twink with a massive cock with a thick head. uncut. I want him to verbally abuse me and force my head on his cock. He'll be a quickshot and choke me with his load and kiss me, taking back his cum, and then he'll spit it out on my ass, prepping me with his cum as lube.
>>31150826Just because he was in that forgettable gay version of Girls doesn't make him a celebrity
God I love putting my hands around my eighteenie's neck and forcing his mouth onto my cock, muffling any sounds of protest he might emit.*shh, it's your 18th birthday* I say as I plunge deeper into his still-maturing body.
>>31150886what a traumatic birthday, anon.
>>31150886Is this gay twitter erotic fiction?
I like my men how I like my coffee
>>31150917imported and filled with cream
>>31150928hot, creamy, gentle on the lips. and of course, sweet
I am still banned from the /int/ - International community forum website
>>31150967i cant stop thinking of him
>>31151000why don't you suck his dick if you love him so much, WHORE
>>31151000oh, ok.me too
>>31151022WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bejb, what time is it in germoney
>>31149236ILNP is a great polish, go buy some online you could do it better yourself
>>3115020524>>31150208>>31150216they're not dead yet im probably the designated person to take care of them till they die since im the only one that's single out of my siblings aaaaaa >>31150409I went to a community college before and did all the credits and transferred to a uni but I dropped out. had a panic atk one day on my way to school so I just took the train home and became a neet ever since.
>>31151035I'll do it. Don't test me, homewrecker
gnight budsplug is in, cage is on, time to sleep.
good night alice
>>31151080QUESTIONdoes this penis smell like chloroform to you
>>31150409if it makes you feel anybetter, I am 26 and my life hasnt even started yet.
>>31151077Satou?
you efl niggas understand what the cocteau twins chick sings??
he's more than just warm to me
>>31151232He's a person.
>>31151090WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pound town Just left pound town
>>31151099no
>>31150809Pet bees sound so cuteThe frackin universe mod is good
When the hot seat of love is just too hot for you
Everyone's gone to the moviesNow we're alone at last
Meow
woof owo
>>31151022maybe it’s not the same guy
>>31151566is this what bottoms get?
I'm just joking haha I don't have a boyfriend anymore
Would you date a cock hungry no loads refused bottom?
>>31151614what happened
this thread is cringe
One eyed anime people https://youtu.be/C65oaIHsdYM
>>31151645Don't have to I just have to look inward >>31151653I don't know literally im such a catch
Would you a bf who unironically wears Bicornes in public? Not with a full napoleonic outfit, just on top of regular modern clothes.
White pride stands for the feeling I get when he blasts ropes on me personally
>>31151717no
>>31151717yes
Its over because I'm eating
>>31151717A good bf would bully him until he stopped, for his own good. I would love him enough to put a stop to this
I had bbq for lunch today and 2 cheeseburgers + a salad for dinner. What should I have for lunch tomorrow?
>>31151589Owo i literally cannot entertain the idea of staying with someone who will not give me lots of head pats that is fascism yes I am a furry
italian police beat up a br trans lady in italy. italians are all bad we should shame italian gayge posters
Im getting maid(medical assistance in dying) as soon as possible
Just learned that I'm descended from (minor) nobility. Bow down.
>>31151819Ew gross
do we like the new kylie singlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Cnazi_Fi0
>>31151845Looks like a plucked chicken covered in hot sauce
Im descendant from a potato farmer and a donkey
Am I a cat or a dog or a human
>>31151717Gotta say yes since my bf just went out with something equally ridiculous but he’s cute so nobody cares
X3
>>31151976my brother are you okay?
Am I a good boy
>>31151985I want LOADS NAOW
I need it (hard)
>>31152001>>31152004you guys can just add each other erp and get it done with. then come back after post nut clarity
>>31152027sure
mouse and bewd fucking is crazy. imagine the diseases comingling
>>31152022>>31152050damnnn invite to your wedding when you guys get married
>>31152083Im never getting married because I already have a husband (allahswt)
okay I signed up for amazon flex but it's more of a side hustle since they dont let you work too many hours and since im gonna work i mind as well max grind. what other gig can I do to max out my time? i want something with little human interaction :0
OH N-
>>31152119Fake and gay. No one talks like this
>>31152119HAHAHAHA damn that's harsh bro could have lied
This is what I really want
"pups" are so creepy, annoying, and entitled. if I had to be trapped on a desert island with either a pup or pedospammer i'd pick pedospammer.
>>31152245I’d rather be stuck with the furry t b h
manifesting forced castration and/or euthanization for all pup freaks.
Im not a cat boy im a cat man sorry if your intimidated by that
im a doggy oworawr~
>>31152374stfu retard
>>31152374X3 I just want to bark my old work said no barking outside it felt so oppressive
>>31152382nyooo >_<
kiss balls
Dinosaurs say rawr it means I love you xDD srsly though people razz me for joking like damn okay but fr I want to bark while getting railed
>>31152409Not unless you got the jiffy out for me desu
>>31152409ooohh you are a ball kisser ._.
>>31152349>>31152374>>31152374>>31152396>>31152412kill yourself. you're worse than a pedophile.i'm going to cut your cock off so you can never have a "bone" again
>>31152245If we're sharing pet peeves can we talk about faggots who get on Grindr and are only looking for "OF collabs?"That should be a free ticket to ths gas chamber too.
Furries are the most oppressed race second only to gamers
>>31152490all pups should be murdered or legally be declared sex offenders
This guy who wanted me to drive 3 hours to meet him before is in town and now he's just whatevering me
>Tfw your nobodies pet peeve
>>31152531Is wearing a costume some kind of crime owo
>>31152545bewd it started off cute but then it got wierd I recommend touching grass or reading a book okay
>>31152578Cut your cock off pervert
why is the code lyoko fanbase full of creeps
New cum>>31152655>>31152655>>31152655
>>31152641Because adults who watch Chinese cartoons are pedos or even worse furries
>>31152686code lyoko is french
>>31152707All French are all freaky pervs. See: Marquis De Sade
>>31152731Only thing worse than a French person is a pup. Kill all pupsm. Cut their bones off. Gas them. Smash their legs with hammers. Gouge their eyes out.
>>31152686This is a lie, I watch one or two anime a year as a nostalgia thing. I’m going to watch the one I watch now that you mention it
Bumo
>>31151845thought this was katya
