Last thread: >>31141516Links: https://pastebin.com/DEWd0zpPMinecraft server: minetfg.com
>>31147461first for daddy pp
>>31146878Yeah, that is ew, that's why I don't like realistic dildos. It's gross. I don't want that in my brain during my playtime.And Habu is like half the price of the Hook with the same shape but is more beginner sized. I can't take Hook yet, so why would Habu be bad if I want that shape, but smaller.
second for cock
>>31147418I just feel like Kat is a rlly kind person who has helped me a lot personally and you should drop the beef and it’s been over 6 months by now
>>31147493fuck you i got owned :D
>>31147493>>31147464ya idk i like dicks and dont have any uncomfy associations with themand ya size obv not something you wanna overshoot or else you never use your new thingiebut doesn't take long to level up bigness desu
>>31147495Boy cock?
I miss my gf and love her so much
>>31147501lmao
present emo
>>31147514daddy cock balls
Oh nevermind it's a dildo discussion
>>31147496I'd wager its more to do with the fact that its illegal to sell amyl anywhere on the island and if someone fucks themselves it opens the doors for real issues, black market always does a better job of harm minimisation here than the gubmint
lets gooooohappy holiday weekend trannies
>>31147533fucking hell drink some water!!!
>>31147539fuck you ill do what i want you aint the boss of me
>>31147528post your fav dild gayato
>>31147500SmiledPls help about butthole. Am crying
>>31147533holy based lmaoi ran out of alcohol mby i reup :<
hmmm.......not sure if i shud be upsetfeel like there's a certain intent behind this wish it wasn't that way but ig it has to go this way .__.
>>31147523like a gift?>>31147520this a cute :3
cant post rex and my blops2 care pack dildo package because janny warned me before and skylie will get me three days, absolutely ruined
>>31147565whats wrong with ur butthole
>>31147501>6 monthsshe was doing it to me like a month ago still, just not here.>restKat is a good friend so I understand why you'd feel that way. Kat wasn't my friend though, she was my fiance and she treated me like absolute ass, cheated on me a dozen times and lead me on, and broke my heart. Gonna take more than a couple months sorry fren
>>31147565>Pls help about buttholeEmmy, please think about how these things sounds
>>31147570well looking like i wont be sober for a couple days so i support your decision kek>>31147580just unsee it silly
>>31147593nup, don't drop shit, im still fucking salty and its only been six and I still get violently angry over my bullshit, actions have consequences
>>31147578This could be about a few things. What's wrong?
>>31147578It is sinister and I dislike it ._.
>>31147623are you double doggy daring me with that or am I too scared
>>31147591It hurts and I'm crying irl worrying I suddenly developed a fistula the worst srs complication>>31147595I know it sounds bad but this is an incredibly serious issue
>>31147565dont wipe so hard
>>31147651lol just enjoying convo not a big deal cutie
>>31147508I have no problems with real dicks, I love real cock. I just associate that kind of dildo with the toys my mom had. :( I can't put it out of my brain, so I don't want those kinds of toys, it's really a turn off. Real dicks do not look like dildos, they move and smell and feel different. Plus the mental aspect of knowing it's a toy that looks like that is a big barrier too.
>>31147677dont need to plead anon get whatever you prefer
>>31147624I will eventually just ignore it, but ill be salty for a while
>>31147668dont panic lia this is blessed but im gonna bully myself into it
>>31147696>im gonna bully myself into itheh
>>31147665well babe i cant tell how legitimate ur worries are because im not a doctor and i cant feel what you feel so im gonna say you would have to talk to ur doctor about ur concerns so tests can be done
>>31147625ig it's this time again where I'm getting harassed constantly and i can't even defend myself due to reasonsidno why it always has to be this way .__.
i admit i am completely starved of cocki might actually be dying from lack of cum in my diet
>>31147461>>31147121#Ty mono u have been v nice to me recently it is nice>>31147127#Apparently everything is healing good so I hope I can be back to normal relatively soon>>31147133#Yes in both shoulders>>31147138#Happy I made u smile lorf hope you feel better and don't worry so much. u look like a girl so imo you don't have to do a test or anything
>>31147725Oh I meant similar, not smile, but is similarI'm sobbing and siicidal over srs panic. Crying a lot. Worried got fistula and will kms shortly..I csrried semi he ay groceries for 15 min. Xkukd that cause fistula??? Anal rupture???
I'm going to go have random anonymous sex bc I'm sad.
>>31147764be safe anon
>>31147764giwtwm
>>31147783If I wanted to be safe I'd just stay home and get crossfaded.
>>31147760I think ur okay u should just drink some hot cocoa and put theory out of your mind
should i girlmode as hard as i can and crowdkill at the hardcore show to get bf?should i aslo fall off the wagon get shitfaced and pick fistfights with str8edge kids and their moms that brought them to the show?
does hair look more fem over ears or tucked behind ears?
>>31147665Hemorrhoids can be caused by having to sit and lie down in weird prolonged positions, which your SRS has caused you to do. Please give it day to monitor. If it stays the same or gets worse, you might have to get it looked at. >>31147719Hey, I'm in the same boat! It is very unpleasant. Some people just always have to "win"
>>31147829Over the ears. You could also try side part with one side over and one side tucked, that's cute too.
Am crying it hurts I'm so scaredText them??
>>31147823honestly teenagers hopped on test from puberty would kick your fucking ass gurl. especially if you arent passing, most boys are still holding back on girls because they're just kidsbut yeah girlmode!!! why would you dress as ugly boy?? be cute girl instead! u cute :p
>>31147923no doubt zoomsters be on that tren and they is well hench but i would be 10 beers and a dust blunt deep aka devil kazuya moding.them lil punks aint ready for the boss fight
>>31147823no drink for emo ur sober :(
>>31147812ok enjoy your edgy thing you're doing ig gl
>>31147958it doesnt make you stronger it just makes you numb. if you wanna beat the shit out of kids why not just go to a water park ffs
>>31147958>them lil punks aint ready for the boss fightlmao
>>31147706https://unsee cc/album#u41gOoB6QbH2Junni dont even know how i use this fuckin thing
no memorial day deals for alcohol on my appswild :(
>>31148003Nice party favors. Quality kinda shit, *which* thing has you confused?
>>31148003kek noob moment set to 1 view
>>31148040i figured it out lia it should work im too post and get banned for this shit
>>31147915Call your doctor and make an appointment to see them and get this looked at. Even if it turns out to be nothing, it's better to be safe than sorry.
>>31148061whoa dang you got a whole collection goin in that box also kek at the paws
>>31147960>>31147981>>31147923i kno i kno...i would get snuffed instantly lmao.
>>31148068im scared of being blacklisted for too many Qs
>>31148096You won't get blacklisted unless you're impolite. You're making a legitimate medical inquiry. It's your responsibility as a patient to report any abnormalities you experience.
>>31148120i am polite but blakclisting happens. it hurts rn and am sobbng. is all over for me.
>>31148061this ones my fav etc https://unseecc/album#ohx61WlWiXuW94gVsry for coomer moment
>>31148133I know you're scared, but please call. Your health is important, and the sooner you get this looked at the better you'll feel.
>>31148176is it ok if i text tmrw? I dont want to be blacklisted and left to die out on the street helpless. cryinhhurtssobbingis all my fault for carryng 2 bags of groceries for 15min 1mo post op
Damn, Laf is prettyGoodnight thread
>>31148172Name of toy if you remember?
my cooworkers are actually really hot. but am ugly man and not real trans and half of them have girlfriends so yeh.
>>31148208is mr hankey dominic pacifico original size
>>31148204You will not get blacklisted. You are not a doctor, it's not your place to decide if you're sick or not.
rip ppp
>>31148204You should call. I don't want to scare you, but I do want you to be aware of the risks. If you're in pain this might be serious, every minute you delay is a minute things are getting worse. A text is easy to miss, you don't want to take that chance. Call them and try to explain what you're feeling and why you're concerned.
how 2 cope with being ugly man
>>31148229Thanks. Are you using it anally or vaginally, if you have one?
>>31148300Honfidence is hotter than a beta youngshit. Start by improving yourself. Appearance is 90% good hygiene.
>>31148302butt i dont have a vag lol>if you have one?wdym that was a pic of it in my hand fren
>>31148270cryng. Is it ok to wait for tmrw???>>31148230:'(m terrifid of being blacklised
>>31148346when start hurting? what doing when hurt? how bad hurt?
>>31148346Please call now. Give yourself a few minutes to compose yourself, have a glass of water, think about how you want to explain what's going on to the doctor, then please call them.
>>31148334I meant if you have a vag sry >>31148346it's a legitimate medical concern that could have fatal consequences, you will not be blacklisted.
>>31148399today, dont recall time, maybe 12pmhurts constantlyi lifted grocery bags for 15-20min prior, maybe? It hrts 5/10-6/10>>31148420sobbing. scare dof blacklist>>31148434i dotn beleive that or trust people not to ghost me/blcklist me. it happens all the time
>>31148323true. i think i hit the limit of self improvement though. *kills self* *unkills self* this sucks.
>>31148172I may be coom but at least im free
>>31148452There is no such thing. Deliberately or not, you grow every day. Even what appears to be stagnation contributes to further development later in life.
>>31148446oki can sleep tonight but be sure to report if hurt tomorrow. have pain meds if 5 or 6?
me starting ssris was a changing point in my life
>>31148483im also out of ain meds almost. i texted the office sking for a refill at 2, but no reply. Tex tto ask??? Need it.Crying.Gonna text now
>>31148434lol oh, no not sure i'm gonna go for that>>31148477lmao based
Ok i texted. Scared. Hurts so much. Crying
>>31147533Why am I celebrating again?
>>31148523memorial day on monday so 3 day weekend
>>31148446>It hrts 5/10-6/10Either call the doctor now or go to an emergency room. Please. This is serious, you're health is at risk here. You will not be blacklisted, you are in a legitimate medical emergency.
>>31147500
>>31148555omg i smiled a ton.Surgeon replied promptly. Said butfhole is prbbly safe as long as no blood, pus, etc. Ill be seen next week on thur anyways but yeh...
>>31148603good work calling, you did the right thing
>>31148603That's good, I'm glad you're okay.
>>31148523What kind of pizza did you get neko? Mine sucked. It was thin crust pep with garlic parm.
gym going to take while
Strange day :^)
where do you go after realizing you've been putting on a jim carrey impression your entire life?
>>31148755Has anybody made the entirety of a pokemon region in Minecraft? They've probably done Kanto and Johto, but what about Alola or Sinnoh? Those would be herculean tasks...
>>31148807whoville, its your time
>>31148812someone did like three cities in sinnoh i saw
>>31148759https://youtube.com/watch?v=3HUzJBFxFSs ^^
>>31148741>>31148741my scars are in the same place and I felt them when I looked at this>>31148829lame, getting the scale correct to Mt Coronet is the hard part.
cheers fremswill drink one water as well due to hydration issue
What's with all the anime?
>>31148860Cheers Lia
>>31148860Cheers m8
>>31148884idk anon what about it>>31148942>>31149024:)
>>31148860cheers, hope u enjoy
ive watched 107 movies this year
>>31148741no emi bad
>>31149153i havent in 3 years and i dont plan to start again
>>31149133duh preddy specially with mtfg for company
>>31149146were any of them good
>>31149213yes
>>31149217im glad
unrelatedprog + cypro at the same time is certainly an experience
>>31149206good <3
GUESS YOU WOULDN'T BE A CONFEDERATE IF YOU WEREN'T A COMPLETE PAIN IN THE ASS
>>31149146i need to start using letterboxd bc i keep losing track of what i watch baka
is Paula here?
vibe update https://youtu.be/mdW8PNn_iEA
>>31149258mhm <3>>31149256damn jealous, need to get cypro again, its been like 5 years. so expensive tho :(
>>31149225me too love movies>>31149259kid named complete
>>31149325my luck it's gonna give me a brain tumor but beats the hell out of spiro also i am feeling a lot of things lmao
>>31149334mh. wanna hang out desu? ;)
>>31148537>>31148555I just meant it in more of a my life sucks kind of way and I'm honestly probably not going to celebrate really anyway. I haven't been doing holidays or my birthday or anything lately desu.>>31148685Mine also sucked, it was a smol thin crust pepperoni, and I know for a fact that if I had just made those naan pizzas like I said I was going to it would've been a million times better than what I ate. Anyway, the other half of it's in the fridge so I'm gonna have to eat it eventually.
>>31149351maybe someday, when you're older :p
>>31149358>I just meant it in more of a my life sucks kind of way and I'm honestly probably not going to celebrateok ya if you wanna be depressy i get that
>>31149362i am old!!
>>31149378haha
>>31149358How do you make naan from home? I've seen how they make it in videos, and they use that super hot Indian oven that looks like the inside of a washing machine. They slap the lil nan onto the sides and it's fire cooked or sth
its a zergling lester
Are you going to the club tonight, /mtfg/?Don't forget to honmode like me
>>31149388Thanks for the heads up....im going to blow that safe while you're twerking at the club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYrXXNgFgmshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxab_Sr132ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVdoQ2fmIYs
>>31149370You gonna make me undepressy?IDK, like half the time it just feels like everyone else is saying that X day is supposed to be important, but I don't feel any different and then like the other half of the time there's just all this built up expectation that it's supposed to be some great day and then it ends up not and then you just feel bad and sad because it's been built up so much and now it's just horrible. So yah, probably not celebrating. I admit I *kinda* celebrated the end of finals by grabbing some nice food, but that was literally it.
>>31149388I don't think there's any clubs here at all really desu, plus I'm an uggo hon, and don't have anything cute to wear or reason to go b/c I will just end up not getting approached or get rejected by anyone anyway and it's not like I can bring anyone back home b/c I'm still not post-op.
>>31149380whats funny?? >:c
>>31149388>Don't forget to honmode like mei aint got no other mode bb>>31149422i'm prob just gonna get buzzed and flirt with everybody i doubt that'll improve many moods kek>>31149441you ya little snot good pout
>>31149450yeh, i'm probably just gonna mess around for a bit and then finish some homework.
too scared to apply to freelance positions because what if they hire me and i'm not good enough and they get mad? :c
>>31149485then you get a couple paychecks and add experience to your resume and collect unemployment after>>31149480hell ya neko party on
>>31149496but but but they're just ma and pop shops that need help with their wordpress websites but i don't know anything about wordpress i only know react and what if i charge them too much or take too long or do sloppy work???
>>31149450im not a kid >>
>>31149544prove it
>>31149527How hard can WordPress be?
>>31149559every wordpress site looks better than anything i've ever made
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HXm30m0IAN0
>>31148478you're right but at this point i don't think i want to see later in life
>>31149527fren respectfullythis is a player versus environment gametheir needs are relevant to you only insofar as they are something you can capitalize ontheir needs are not more important than yoursif you feel like you literally cannot help with the work they need done, then sure i agree it's not the right place to try but wordpress is straight forward, joomla is straight forward, basically any CMS will have documentation behind it that should make service of it relatively straight forwardit's MORE likely you will produce work for them and they will take advantage of you. last time i deed a cms based sales/blog page back in like 2013 trying to fuck around with freelancing i made this lady's whole site and subcontracted a logo and all this shit and then she just straight up refused to pay me
>>31149549posting ass desu
>>31149619what do you take me for some kind of groomerplus you PROMISED you would not share noods wif me fren. do you rember?
>>31149619post ass
>>31149610ungrateful bitch exposure should be more than enough for your sorry ass
>>31149655lmao umadi just took control of her domain and kept renewing it for like 8 years
>>31149610u sound like a cynical consultant
>>31149686surely that comes as no surprise
>>31149689prog + cypro + cranky consultant is one hell of a combo
>>31149705angy + horny + boomer = revolting companymy bad homies
alcohol reacquired :3
>>31149725based what'd you go for
>>31149737chardonnay and lemonade flavored hard seltzers
>>31149754haha dang yours is way more fembraned than mine
Am terrified over srs complications
>>31149762you are seeing doctor next week?
https://youtu.be/toh0pgYTJQc
wew I actually had a good nights sleep last night thats crayzeeee
yeh
>>31149977link plox
>>31149388Cute sandals
>>31149981https://www.idrlabs.com/personality-style/test.php
>>31149997jesus 105 questions
ok but seriously this set is fire >>31149885>>31149977kek checks out
>>31150110wow very emotionally stable lia
>>31149997I guess I'm just like a bad person lol
I'm starting to think that 4chan is not the best measurement by which time measure your passability
>>31150126apparently i love attention :p
>>31149977over
still need srs and it's still not happening
>>31150133I got this and I ended up being diagnosed with DID lmfao
>>31150171im already a diagnosed sperg so maybe thats y im like thisaltho tbf i was diagnosed when i was like 8 and being very abused so idfk
>>31150110we're like diametrically opposed we should become mortal enemies or get into an abusive relationship with each other
>>31150196>or get into an abusive relationship with each otherhype i'm in we can have a battle to the death at the end
>>31150182Probably some PTSD thenDefinitely suspect PTSD before DID but fortunately PTSD is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy easier to treat than DID
>>311498486-1. Am panicked and miserble>>31150157i want to die due to srs
>>31149997idk what means
>>31150200based
>>31150224>picdang
odds another evens drink a waterdubs idk somethin
Could anyone help pls? Am crying
>>31150245with what loaf
Will speedrunning and manga and fighting games help the isolation and make me forget that I am human trash
i am a very lonely person, but every time i try and speak to another human being i am only disappointed and i go back to solitude within a few days.why is this?
>>31150274manga definitely won't, fighting games could but only if you actually go to locals
>>31150270Today at 1pm I suddenly got extreme pain in my butthole. I'm sobbing worrying I have a fistula srs complications or another conoliciation. But or bly fistula which is the worse one possible. I'll likely have to kms now.I'm 1 mo out exactly and I did carry 2 bags of groceries, ubsure if that could cause it.
>>31150203remember some current worries will be answered when doctor visit so some could be solved then watch cat olympics
>>31150287Figuring games need two people tho and I only have myself
>>31150325practice in lab do arcade mod then online lobbies
>>31150332I'm not smart enough for lab I'm human garbage
>>31150203At least you got it done and you'll be living the cispassing dream once you've healed up.
>>31150334what fighting game do you like? modern ones usually have combo training or tutorial stuff
What does this mean
I wish I was dead I bet I have a fistula
>>31150325>>3115033499.99% of ppl that pick up FGs nowadays just start out playing online.Also you're probably overestimating how hard these games are to get into. Just pick up a popular FG like strive, tekken or sfv and there will be lots of noobs to learn against. Watch a guide, learn a couple bnb's and just start playing, it's rly not that difficult. >>31150360it means we can be awful ppl together :]
>>31150314>got extreme pain in my buttholewhens the last time you pooped
if im 0% sadistic im kind of goku right?
damn my tolerance is low as fuck now
at a concert and not feeling super great ugghhhI hope yalls day or night or whatever is going better than mine
>>31150353I only like old ones like 3s and stuff and kusoge>>31150376I mean idk but they are just randoms
>>31150336No I won't I'll have chronic pain and poop through a bag or get poop in srs>>31150395A few hrs ago. I'll check for blood next time. CryingI want to die..
>>31150429fightcade has so many people to play against in 3rd strike
>>31150429>I mean idk but they are just randomsyeh, you learn against the randoms then you go to locals once you know how to play, it's just practice
>>31150419what show u seeing>>31150441well like anon was saying contact your doctor and pay attention to the feelings so you can tell them as much detail as ya can
>>31150441you're unironically the funniest poster here miss larfykins m.d.
>>31150376I am not awful I am very sweet and poggers
>>31150156>dependent>avoidant??
What are good hispanic gril names that aren’t stereotypical troon ones?
>>31150457I did. He said Thanks for checking in. I am out of the office and cannot call in pain meds unless I go into the office. We usually like 48 hours of notice for a medication refill. Generally one month after surgery is when we stop narcotics. That is today. I can consider one more refill but this needs to be the final one. Otherwise, as long as you are not bleeding from the anus or have other symptoms (fevers, pus, discharge) I'm not terrible concerned. I am happy to look at you in the office next week. Pelvic pain can get referred to a variety of areas, including the anus. We need to get you over to see physical therapy. That will help symptoms such as this. I'm worried I do have discharge tho. It's hard to tell exactly
>>31150468I guarantee you I am a better person than you don't @ me
>>31150468how do i get bulk gym muscles the natty way like you jod
>>31150473Consuela El Hermaphrodite
>>31150457dead by sundaythere's a surprising amount of trans or at least gnc people here, which is wild considering this is texas
>>31150243Yup yup this is good, I injured myself trying to be amorous I am quite done with having to cope with back
>>31150473genesis
>>31150461i always feel bad because she's probably honestly distressed but i always giggle when laf finishes a post with "crying rn"its just so dramatic i cant help it im sorry laf <3 u
>>31150503Austin is one of the biggest lgbt cities after SF, Portland and Seattle.
>>31150474How bad is your pain?
>>31150474ok there you go maybe the pain increase is just a result of the absence of pain meds ya?>>31150473i LOVE 'antonia'linkrelhttps://youtu.be/a3pZNE3a2_A>>31150503fagbait bands are the best baka>>31150506>I injured myself trying to be amorous:o wat happen anskie?
>>31150519Ty for kitty I smiled a lotI'd say 6-7/10
>>31150396you are goku
>>31150512I sometimes read laf's posts as satire because they're too dramatic to be real. Plus she used to just satire post a lot, and was one of the most prolific bait posters here for like 5 years running
>>31150541>*Ultra instinct theme begins*
>>31150443>>31150448I mean I'm good at fights ng games on fightcade but idk I wanna have frens
>>31150516I'm not in Austin tho>>31150532true but still
>>31150552wait wat was this answering lol
>>31150532It's a completely new pain exclusivelt in my anus. I took pills and it still remains painful
>>31150541im goku
>>31150563ya idk just trying to be reassuring cutie mb
>>31150551Do you live in an actual city?If so just look into what games are popular in your local scene and practice them online for a little bit until you're confident enough to play in person.Like out of speedrunning, manga and FGs. Playing FG's at locals are the only option that are going to help with your isolation.
>>31150532Don't try to pickup girl it bad for spine
>>31150573>Don't try to pickup girl it bad for spinelmaomaybe for your weak spinei am stronk
>>31150535>>31150563Oh this is for the new pain? What about from the surgery? Could you manage without pain killers at this point if you weren’t experiencing this new pain?
>>31150564you're goku!!!!!!
>>31150570Only thing that will help isolation is closing my eyes and forgetting life
alright holupdo i risk a crossfade rn
where do I find cute mtf girlfriends in the wild?
>>31150583im goku and i think my neighbor is cia planthttps://youtu.be/R4vjJrGeh1c
>>31150579I laughed hard and hurt myself. I'm scared I deepened my voiceI was managing ok on a reduced dose until this happened. This is what made me contact them after hours for more medicine. I'm for sure going to kms now due to chronic pain and fistula. My life is over and I'll have to die. Either bad luck or bad surgeon but yeh
>>31150577If it was a eugoslavian backwards grip deadlift I could do it I just wasn't wearing the right shoes and the sun was in my eyes a bit
>>31150625ill show you a backward grip u little bish
>>31150615you're goku and they've bugged your room in order to monitor your super saiyan abilities
>>31150702maybe should shove my hand up my nose and try and find the tracker they put up their
>>31150727good thinking goku you're the best
>>31150491You are very rude
>>311506321v1 me typeracer if you're so ruff n tumble
>>31150773how dare you try to take advantage of my inebriation..
>>31150611they dont exist sorry bro
>>31150753maiq is korin
>>31150469lmao idkdependent in personal relationships, avoidant in social ig
>>31150813aw
>>31150792god damn you are such a liar look at you
lmao alright this one has a whole lot going on in therenot sure i'm a fan of this
>>31150911What’s the occasion?
>see nonpassing transgirl>obsessively compare her age/weight/height/attractiveness/etc to meugh does this ever stop?
>>31150911bro bee with leather jacket is fucking awesome
>>31150911that looks gross af ngl lol
>>31150911>This cider, to me, is less true punk and more pop-punk, but it represents the wild, anarchist qualities that defy some of the more classic drinkers in the industry. Fun to drink and gives you several represented flavors right on the tongue. If you don’t like these flavors, keep in my they do make Zombie Killer. That is a must for any modern or classic cider fan. Rock on!lmao
>>31150784To quote my mate Theo from when I was a teenager, you gotta hunt em when they're already done that way they can't run fast
>>31149632nuh uh never happened!!>>31149640i can post old ones tomorrow, fresh ones wait till monday
I am out of drugs I need more weed
next updamn yall slow in here i had a whole ass irl conversation and mtfg barely moved
>>31150960u little smack talker dang!>>31151025oh my gosh have you NO mercy?? >>31151060didn't it young lady? or am i back in for more>>31151145smoke up faggot what's your deal
wait wtf females have THAT much hair??or is it just because she’s one of /those/?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lGpVkwHxtqw
>>31150848
>>31151260Never surrender only bait Lia into hitting me with an empty bottle that's the Australian way of telling em you think they're mad
Eep
>>31151281didnt watch but yes
>>31151291wuld>>31151281believe it or not women are human people, i know its a shock>>31151292imma bop u anski
>>31151281Yes. Cis women get ass hair too.
>>31151291csh str
Need FFS #2. Need SRS. Need BA. Need VFS. Need all the surgeries desu.u_u
I'm here.
they still surprised me with a souvenir. now i just feel awful :/>i love you son always thinking about you, just not enough to be seen in public with you
wash down nighttime cypro dose with this insane beer why not
>>31151299>>31151302>>31151304i need to see evidence from white women
>>31151360cute
i build castles out of sand
>>31151342kek brutalwhatever tho the chick who dropped off my booze was confused af by my ID uncanny valley is hilarious desu
>>31151393i build ass to give to muh mans
>>31151360looking good
>>31151398O M G when did you become such a perv?
>>31151420Navy deprivation.
oh wow 3 in a row nakes a sass posting thread
>>31151383>>31151405fank yew>>31151394id pics always look fucked up. never seen a good one lol did she hafta like bust out a scanner or a chemistry set up to reveal some hidden watermark lol
>>31151302I'm sowwy it's from a place of genuine appreciation I promise
>>31151393https://youtu.be/oc50wHexbwg
what was that yt video with the dude dancing on a basketball court with a mask and it was that song with the spongebob squeeky boot sound bite?>>31151380white women arent real sorry
>>31151342It's okay eems I literally got uninvited from my dad's wedding because he invited me as my deadname and I replied I'd be showing up in a dress You have been banned from the wedding for six thousand years
might have been a tennis court, but it was outdoors and fenced in
>>31151420>420idk happened all at once >>31151432ugh av is real hot but i'm just not needy like that>>31151380practice eating pussy
i'll stop SRS, i'll cut my hair short, I'll give everyone a few good years of life. and when I'm 61, I guess it's the Heming way
>>31151465:) aw ty frem thats awful sweet of you to say
nvm i found ithttps://youtu.be/LJB2Xe7Bfek
>>31151484become more asian by listening to this series of mixes pleasehttps://youtu.be/MgSMXhO4vnU
>>31151517
>>31151523dont play you want it i know
>>31151483oof. thanksgiving i wore a dress to dinner. dad decided not to go with us.i wonder if i would be the same way if i ended up a dad lmao like "getcha hooks outta my boy ya tranny demons!"
>>31151527to be asian or to listen to whatever that mix was?
>>31151543obviously yes
>>31151556that wasnt a yes or no question
people think i'm fuckinhmg around, but it l's the only way for me. no bullshit suicide note because everyone will know why it was
>>31151576don do it cuh.
>>31151568it was a reddit yes dont be obstinate>>31151535i was gonna play along with family's whole 'dont fag out for holidays' game but my brother made it into an argument with them on my behalf kuz hes a badass and basically holidays are hereby canceled kuz my parents would rather have none than have me show up looking queer at first i was asshurt about it but now im kinda thinking based
>>31151601
>>31151535I like to think had the doomed timeline happened I'd still have been a good dad well good enough to not hurt me the way mine did but then again my old man was from the generation where it was cool to beat up poofters and secretly the whole time I was like this immeasurably makes me loath you instead of thinking it was cool I'll throw punches at anyone for it I am an oak tree
>>31151609sigh its fine miss out
>>31151576Sass quit it you're way too refined and demure a woman to be giving in, don't do it you goose
>>31151576whatchu drinking tonite bitch
>>31151611i...dont understand. and thats okay.
>>31151624alternate universe azshara
wan 2 play vidya but don’t have time nor energy nor self worth very sad :(
>>31151642>alternate universe azsharaidk what this is from but this character is mean sexy
Can no longer look at my own face without seriously considering kmsingLike I don’t rly think it ever gets better I’m just stuck like this forever huh :/
>>31151596uou only say that cause you're a sweetheart.>>31151626yuh I guess i could not fathom thebheartbreak thatbwould ensue
>>31151658just get a rhino
>>31151658clr chill
>>31151658cool lookin' chick>>31151664ill prolly off if i get to 50 or 60 somethin. body will hurt to bad go on at that point. you like to work out n stuff. hang around for a while. u still got fight in u
>>31151637>If I was a dad I hope I would have been better>Mine was abusive and used to engage in violet outbursts against our people>My violent outbursts against transphobia in public is probably because of this>I wish I was strong enough to use words instead of getting angry>Man this psy trance and seroquel is working for me
>>31151658You make tons of money, just get surgery.
>>31151635900mg quetiaoine and 6gm of Clonazepambut everybtime.I'm hungry i take 1mg..more
>>31151658you're ok, you ust got an ethnic nose
>>31151696i dunno what either of those feel like but i hope it's awesome sass fuck yea
>>31151681fucking 60 i can do that.
>>31151670>>31151694Will it even helpI can’t rn anyways cus of my retarded spending habits>>31151672I’m trying but I’m trapped with myself and nothing makes it better it’s just always this cycle and it never stops I’m so tiredPeople always tell me I’m pretty and stuff but I look in the mirror and I just hate what I see like I can’t see anything but disgusting and ahhhhhhh I just wanna be okay
>>31151712so quit your pussy ass whining and get ffs
>>31151712>Will it even helpyes
god damn this last beer is hard to drink
>>31151730what did you put it in the freezer too long or something
>>31151730>lastsheeeesh how many have u had
>>31151712>Will it even helpIDK, what don't you like about your face? Like even I'm planning on getting FFS again.>>31151730Do it for the team.u_u
>>31151720I simply refuse, I don’t have positive thoughts on ffs :/ I’m just gonna try and go to bed yeah…Sorry for being a downer fml
https://youtu.be/i6esRZLAR1Qsuccumb to ressentiment?or continue??>>31151741no its just A LOT of flavor and its 12% abv do you not even look at my pics damn what kind of fren>>31151744this was #4but i'm getting a little toasty now which is nice but also oh man other feelings are present>>31151745>Do it for the team.neko your encouragement was what i needed to finish it, thank you>>31151749you're allowed to be a downerhoweveryou're not allowed to look at ffs negatively you bratmany of us are pleading with fate that it'll be what saves us, welcome to the suck
>>31151682o ok gotcha. psy trance always has cool halftime breakdowns or whatever there called.>>31151708damn ur a hot 60 year old
>>31151768Np. Just always gotta push through desu.u_u
>>31151768Oh sorry I more meant that I don’t trust ffs surgeons
>>31151771psytrance is basedu should listen to this mhmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDczsdXeluw>>31151768four 12% beers lmao id be so gonemy favorite ipa was 9% and itd do me so dirty after 2
haha alrightrngesus odds corndogevens more brewdubs make french fries from scratch>>31151806they are trustworthyyour fear is understandable but not the end of the question>>31151807>four 12% beers lmao id be so goneomg no the first couple were like 4% this last one though whoahi'm boutta go down for another smol 4% tho i expect this to continue till maybe 4am est, at which point i'll be a riot>>31151802what a good influence :p
>>31151771i'm gonna try to go the oosh 60 than the trashy 60
>>31151817extremely based
>>31151807yeah tribal stuff too. nice.techno go boomboomboomboom :)
unrelated my cheeks are so pink it's ridiculous
>>31151833do love techno...seeing this person in september :^)https://youtu.be/yD9OGm-oQPI>>31151817>4 amlate night drinking sounds fun :v
>>31151854early nite depending which coast :pand only fun with such pretty company :)
gimme a chill out spotifily playlist. I'm tired of sparklehorse
I'm done posting.
Anyone wanna play old SNES games together on fightcade
>>31151882tru, is only 10pm here>>31151885https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7h1NoxhrNz9pdJtpOkm2ms?si=93562c87fb9646a8https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX6GJXiuZRisr?si=de28865962254ca8
>>31151885https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7xSbPV2Xmd7r2ZZtMX3kOI?si=onugwuNSSU6VDnXiMhd6VQ
>>31151912u calling me a wimp??
ok decemberists it is
>>31151935ya go till 4am HST :^)
Wish I were pretty and had normal girl life and had boyfriend and such yeh.
>>31151958:0nooo i'm not brave enuf ; -; love me anyway pls
>>31151954u gonna listen to hazards of love? i'll put it in too
>>31151912thank u>>31151918thank u too
>>31151977<3 i put on hazards of love either wayamazing album and rock opera
sad girls gonna sad; am still good girl tho
>>31151993hey you HAVE to hear this guyhttps://open.spotify.com/album/6OhfRDchySkjM7GEUtrBFV?si=8mKHpIApRrGwxRGc263Ecg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A6OhfRDchySkjM7GEUtrBFVtakes a couple of sungs but then you're hooked
Can a transbian tell a transbian they love me on vocaroo?
>stayed up all night drinking those "hard" monsters and playing stupid games from my childhood>work early tomorrowIt was a good night tho. I hope u all had a good night too UwU
>>31152039u bout to take me off of a rock opera rn?
>>31152057ngl my monster would b hard but.. these days things are different ; -;
>>31152057r they any good? what games
A bit of wine, some ranch dressing to dip with; suddenly this pizza has gotten better.u_u
>>31152044u cool wif masc voice?
>>31152085Yeah that's fine
You know this incel transmaxxing transcel stuff is starting to make sense
>>31152085lia dont compete on this one im the lawn mower of the thread
>>31152077Yea I was surprised, I got "scary berry" & the missus got some peach flavored one n they were both p good. There were zero ultra and original monster flavors but I wanted to try the fruity ones first.Saints Row 1 & 2. 2 was the game I used to love out my fantasies of being a woman back in the day lmao, felt weird goin back but in a good way
>>31152106You both could say you love me on vocaroo
>>31152093https://voca.ro/18U4S4zlPIP5
>>31152122Will you really tell me you love me in the morning
>>31152136https://voca.ro/19qvdsMtQqdi
>>31152159Unless I'm whatAlso thank you
>tfw not drunk and eating some greasy food out of trailer at 3am:'(
>>31152174https://voca.ro/1iIyY0jtrQMm
smooth wew
da murder haus
>>31152181UwUI love you too
>>31152192aw nini <3
>>31152178I read that as "drunk and eating some pussy food out of trailer at 3am" the first time around :-O
>>31152185:p
pussy food :D
I think that anthropometric measurements site is a meme, I was in the female range on a measurement and I flipped the axes for the same proportion then it said I was in the male range. How does that even make any sense at all? It's just an inverse proportion it shouldn't affect that.
honestly just need to be pretty, and post-op, and have boyfriend desu.u_u
>>31152208mogs me ;_;
>>31152230at what bein a fuckboi voice havin fag lol
>>31152242lia shut up you pretty sounding lil shit if you cold start a ryobi hdege trimmer thats what I sound like
I can do a good yoshi impression
>>31152258post vocaroo pls
>>31152255i'd prob coom on a hedge trimmer and thats what matters
>>31152221you gonna get kicked down NOW because I say so
>>31152266*dicked not kicked lol
>>31152266>>31152275But I can't get dicked b/c not how I want sex b/c no srs.:(
>>31152265yeah well so would I and I'm pretty fuckin into that regex shit before so whats your point lady just cop it and take the compli aight :)
>>31152288sometimes love decides for us <3 you've got 2 good holes already
>>31152295yes ma'am <3thank you
>>31152309You're acting like I've never had sex before. I know what isn't going to work desu.
evens anotherodds hit that weeddubs both & hit on bitches
>>31152327rerolan
>>31152322you haven't seen me or my micro yet luvr.....u won't even feel it
>>31152351oh jeez oh man i already hit that weed ok getting a bruski
>>31152360CROSS FADED
I'm preparing to lose my friends.
>>31152360>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3egKhx_f8Ihere we go
>>31152371yo we bout to get lit in here oh manok going to get that beer i got distracted..wheres emi tho i wanna se that butt now
>>31152384I never had any to begin with.
OMG, imagine schmex, and *THEN* cuddling after; Uuuuuuunnnnnnnnngggggggggggg.....
Y'all I'm bored. What movie should I watch?
>>31152414it's ok they don't last
>>31152408bout to break out the cough syrup damn
>>31151658Ffs would turn your world upside-down girlLike... your a ffs surgeons dream candidate.Sounds like you have money. For someone who recently had ffs id say just get it.
>>31151854sick
>>31152439Brazilian Tranny Fuckers 16
>>31152439old chris angel mindfreak episodesor goldmember
>>31152439i spit on your grave
we could watch over vc and offer our opinions
>>31152544what would even be the point when we all wanna get laid
ants are crawling on my legs
>>31152552team jerk session? idk could be fun desi
>>31152573get an anteater as a pet
>>31152468>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPVCV1VW2wgyeh
i was joking friends
>>31152592its ok I eat them
Does anyone ever shower after eating a really big meal? I just ate dinner, and it was rather large (Meatloaf, Mashed Potatoes, with Green Peas and Carrots)I felt absolutely stuffed, and for some reason, a shower sounded lovely.
is 23 too late to start your life from 0?
Picrel Last night was weird Also I did one of those personality test others did in this thread and it said I was a dokmer with Psychomotor retardation. Feel attacked :^)
>>31152667no
>>31152671Are you snorting coke off a copy of Ni No Kuni?
>>31152673based and gingerpilled
>>31152687How the fuck can you tell that Thats some auti vision
>>31152600damn u doing it for real??>>31152671wtf i can't hang anymore yall breaking out real shit and i'm like uwu beer cider pot
>>31152706This. Also the fact that I love that game. I've told myself for years, if I ever have a child, and they're a boy, I'll name them Oliver based off this game.
>me >sat with cis women on mdma>they all cant stop calling me prettyFucking weird af buy nice obv yano. But i cant take compliments well yet desu. overwhelming for me lol
>>31152743Kara, are you gonna ply Ni No Kuni while high?
>>31152743now ask her if she's into giving hed
>>31152743sounds fun
>>31152760>>31152760>>31152760>>31152760>>31152760New
>>31152600wut it do shawtyhttps://voca.ro/1cEkJOB3tTjN
