hangout thread for lesbians both cis and trans qott: what did she smell like? >>31130289
today is about riding bikes and Castlevania and also vegetarianism
>>31139833I love your positive energy
>>31139833Heyyy wth, These are all like so my favoritesWe should be best friendsI promise I wont be weird
>>31139933It's hard but I gotta try to make this world better and such :p
>>31139963
>>31139833what if i like meat
>>31139983I understand why you would it's objectively delicious and goes on meals and such but it's also objectively disgusting. I don't even think eating meat is objectively bad or evil just the meat industry is. Idk
>>31139978literally me
>>31139996>I don't even think eating meat is objectively bad or evil just the meat industry isactually the most coherent vegan position imo
>>31140044It's hard to argue eating meat is wrong in nature desu however it's a choice I choose too not make
>>31139819her hair smelled like strawberries... ;_;
>>31140024Alcoholic lesbean mangeka just gets it
>>31139819like lucky reds and lemon rind
I miss that bike girl desu
I think people need to treat mental illness more like the social constructs they are desu. like how diagnosing people with autism can make their symptoms worse because of the different social expectations....
>>31139819>what did she smell like?Honestly, kinda forgettable. Other than the smell of sex, which is great. As embarrassing as it was going to 8:00 am uni classes post-sex walk-of-shame, it smelled fucking amazing.Though it probably doesn't help that I'm sexually attracted to myself, so I haven't met anyone who smells better than my own pheromones after HRT.
>>31140154which one
>>31140157These are the people nepotism chose
>>31140157Sniff sniff
>>31140157>pheromonesyou can just admit you like the smell of sweat and cum
>>31140167the alpha female one who was beautiful and rode it as her job >>31140156treating people as mentally ill when they are just neurodivergent slightly is hard on the growth of the human mind. It also just isn't reality. The reality is you have to grow and adapt regardless of who you are.
>>31140154should've offered to bike with them dummy
>>31140185Serious body odour is never good i don't think. Probably a combination of the endorphins and yeah a lil bit of sweat
>>31140194Is there a bridge across the atlantic
>>31140213are you a bad enough bitch to marathon cycle across it?
>>31140190Yeah thats it. But basically everyone gets shamed for what is just normal and common behaviour really. Bad behaviour but nothing even that weird
>>31140233Are you bad enough bitch to take this 3inch grickle?>>31140237vampire u should go vegetarian :3
>>31140207depends on what you consider serious I think a lot of bad odour comes from waste product you accumulate on yourself from bacteria and stuff, I've known people who's sweat smells good and people who smell like wet dogs so it might be just random, or most likely it's all mental fuckery
>>31140277I always feel so gross when i get really sweaty so maybe the mental stuff is a big part of it.
>>31140253kek probably not honestly
>>31140289the disgust makes it hotterI get it though I hate how my hair gets after I dont wash it so I often shower just to keep it from getting too geasy
>>31140326Yeah feels bleurgh. Im not really into the disgust personally.>>31140253Im okay thanks
>>31140348you kinda get used to being covered in stuff after you cosplay a Homestuck character being covered in grey bodypaint is a miserable sensory experience
>>31140369I could never.... i hate just wearing sunscreen
>>31140409I pray for the cellular integrity of your skin cells
>>31140432I wear it i just dont like it
>>31140453I'm still gonna pray cuz I hope you stay pretty and don't get skin cancer
>>31139819>qottidk how to describe. nice. sweet. maybe like honey a bit.also i have 2 of acorn's shirts and one of her hoodies :3
Ugh love you girls <3 when you're being good and not bpd
>>31140555that'd be a serious blow to my wardrobe
>>31140479Thanks lol>>31140621What brought this on?
>>31140670copious amounts of caffiene and vegetarian future made me happy too feel this sun
>>31140621gaaay
>>31140760bunnies are tasty
>>31140773so are spiders!
>>31140924I've had tarantula before it wasn't bad
>>31140044I heard recently that it takes like 1200 gallons of water to produce 1 lb of beef
>>31141001the meat industry fucking ruined agriculture in general
>>31139819>what did she smell like?She always smelled like she just got done raving I loved it so much. Especially when I'd go in for the kiss and hug and her clothes would be damp from all her sweat. I never truly understood "girlsmell" until I met her.When she wasn't raving she always smelled like french fries because she worked at a fast food restaurant.Sigh, she really was one in a trillion. I could go on for days about her.
>>31141001a cup of tea takes over 30 liters and has infitely less calories
It's weekend wuuuuUuuuuuuuu im gonna eat so much meat.
girlpussy :3
>>31141703don't worry we already know you choke on dick on the weekends
meat eaters are kinda childish
for an embarrassingly long time, i thought the chunnel led between the US and europe and that you could drive from one to the other>>31140213reminded me of this
meat eaters are the n word of food eaters
>>31141741 I can be ngI JUST LOVE EATING SO MUCHHHSHSHSHSHSH
>>31141741vegans are ghouls
>>31141741caring about what other people eat is even more childish
this nigga over here eating beans
tfw no gf with clit piercing
Rate this interactionGirl who iv only talked to a few times is leaving company today She goes around hugging everyone, then the only lone left is me since I'm closest to the door. She motions for a hug but I just stay sitting and quickly wave to her to shut it down so she waved back instead. I hope that didn't leave a bad impression on the others. But Itd seem weird to hug when I don't even know her except her name and country she came from I WOULD like to hug her, her body is delightful, which makes it feel even worse. She is really pretty and has a beautiful voice.
>>31141926turning it down was pretty weird shoulda just taken the hug, gotta comply to social cues
>>31139819she smelt sweet and fresh like spring air and strawberries. we would cuddle and I could smell her on my hoodie all week. I miss what we had but I’m glad she’s still in my life.
>>31141926I work in a corporate environment as well and honestly over the years I think it's best to just not make physical contact with anyone in the workplace.
Tfw autistic and bad at reading emotion and/or intent
tfw just a shitty partner
>>31141926autism
>>31141926>Rate this interactionautism
>>31141926probably more hygenic and you're gonna leave everyone in the dust anyway, no?
Owari da...t. Char
>>31142442no more cousin buggery??
>>31142406True. Even if I worked somewhere for 3 years. I'll just leave without saying goodbye
>>31142453Weird...In my job it usually gets announced on email prior and whoever is leaving gets a buncha gifts and ppl usually come by to say bye. From what I've seen.
>qottI love when my gf and I make smores in her backyard (which is part forest cuz Canada) and she smells like forest and smoke the rest of the evening. She always smells pleasant to me, even if she hasn't showered in a week.These past few days sucked, it's nice to enjoy being alive again!>>31141907I want to get one so bad. If my gf gets SRS, I'm making her get matching clit piercings.
>>31142510I do quite like the smell of a wooden fire but it gets annoying when it sticks for days...
>>31142450;_____;Feels bad
so majestic..
>>31142442>>31142574greentext?
>>31142510How are you able to date a non-op as a lesbian? I am not transphobic but I don't think I would be able to do that, it would be weird when it comes to sex.
>>31142608bad bait
>>31142616I am serious though. I don't mind dating a trans woman but she would have to be post-op.
>>31142608>im not transphobic but girldick is weird
>>31142704I don't have anything against people who are into it but I am not into dicks.
>>31142715just go to clg then it specifically says in the op that this thread is for dick and pussy likers alike
>>31142737it clearly is not for pussy likers if you are telling me to leave
>>31142764pussy likers have clg for their freakish desiresgo back
>>31142798holy based
>>31142798Is this thread for both "dick and pussy likers alike" or not?
>>31142704kek love crappy mspaint stuff
>>31142810means you have to like both dingus
>>31142810It's a thread for any lesbian, I just don't care to go into genital discussion in here.
>>31142821I don't think that's how english works.
>>31142810it's gock or the gas chambers freak
>>31142827You *don't* have two dingus? Dingi?
can't wait too get my bike built and become beautiful like that girl that posted here and maybe lift weights prolly not tho too old lol
>>31142825ok but I don't get it though, aren't you a cis lesbian? I just think it's kinda unusual to be into dicks idk. can't really imagine myself having sex with a pre-op.
>>31140936Ive eaten pussy before and it tasted like hot garbage
sex is sorta overrated what i want most is someone i can rely on and mutually care for and hang out with...
>>31142604I dont really know what happened anymore
Do you know that feeling when you're the only two left in the office because everyone has gone home, you want to leave too, but you don't want to show weakness to the other coworker who is still there, so it's like you're both driving towards a cliff and the first to brake loses Basically, I'm not akagi... I braked at 9 hours... V_v I am a disappointment to the hard workers off this world But at least now I'm home n eating yummy stuff
>>31142930hey workaholic chan I got a receptionist job at a vfx company do you like me now I can be a workaholic now too
>>31142859rip muscle autist
>>31142884that sounds really bad??
>>31142827are you not familiar with the use of the word 'and' and its distinction from the word 'or'go back troll. there is literally a general for you. what do you gain from just being annoying and spiteful.
>>31143003>alike...>what do you gain from just being annoying and spiteful.I am not trying to be idk what you want from me. I didn't do anything to you.
>>31142989Just miscommunicated i thinkIm too autistic for this
>>31142980lifting weights sucks in ur 30s makes u look manly
>>31143021just like go away back to your containment thread no one wants you here
>>31143039huh but if you're both sad about it?
>>31143021the way you worded it is not the official wording.note that it is actually even completely absent from this general.you literally just came into this thread to go "im a real lesbian and ewwww grickle weird i could never"(implying everyone else is not a real lesbian)fuck offjust go awayim not interacting with you anymore. you have baited me enough already. you got what you wanted. now go back to whatever else you fill your life with (unless it is indeed ONLY filled by being a confrontational person and trying to upset others)
>>31143055Rename the general then? Why lie about it and then complain when lesbians come here? Call it /dicklikers/. I literally did nothing to you.
>>31143078the general is for lesbians.women who love other women.that has nothing to do with genitals. you came in her and started spouting that shit, get a life terf.
>>31143072>note that it is actually even completely absent from this general.I quoted >>31142737 what do you even want from me?>(implying everyone else is not a real lesbian)wtf? you are reading things I did not say
this general is so autistic sometimes honestly. i agree with the cis lesbian. calling this lesgen is very dishonest. transbiangen fit it better
>>31143095this general is for lesbians. not political lesbian terfs. please leave.
>>31143093These people said that it has to do with genitals >>31143003 >>31142862 >>31142846 >>31142798
>>31143120I am not a terf wtf and I like girls.
>>31143117>calling this lesgen is very dishonestOnly if you don’t consider mtfs as women
>>31143128one of those is not saying anything about generalsone is simply making an observationthe other two are joking.get a life.
Can someone please tell me how to text on tinder?I can get past the hi stage, but after that they all seem to lose interest how do I stop being boring
are vegetarians valid?
>>31143128this is a retarded argument you're the one who brought genitals up in the first place please just either shut up or go to the other thread
>>31143117>calling this lesgen is very dishonest.ok so either you are a man, a terf, or a self hating mtf because you clearly dont consider transwomen to be women.
>>31143045It always makes you look manly
>>31143153No I didn't lagoloaf did and I asked a question but then everyone started trolling me.
>>31143146Talk about something interesting you notice on their profile I’m noire confused how you can get a reply just by saying “hi”
>>31143143its dishonest because it implies its for both cis lesbians and transbians regardless fo preference when it clearly isnt at all. tbg made sense since it was actually about the topic of the gen. also im trans so you cant call me transphobe, ugly
>>31143160Does anyone really?
Is clown face acorn or no?
>>31143172This, it should still be called wlwg or wlwgen
>>31143183The fact I was slightly offended by this makes me want to shoot myself
>>31143201Not if lesbians who like vaginas are excluded
>>31143183who?I don't think I'm very similar to any other trip on this boardpic.rel
>>31143160god you bitches are so autistic you have no concept of how to view yourself from the eyes of others. this isnt lesgen its transbiangen. when a cis lesbian who isnt a cisf chaser enters the thread shes shamed out. if it was actually lesgen this wouldnt happen it has nothing to do with how i view trans women which doesnt matter since i already said im a tranny myself>>31143201honestly its so trans centered tbg makes more sense
>>31143060Ill add her and talk to her about it later....Scary
>>31143216I think they're asking because acorn posted a selfie with clown paint on a while back, but you two look nothing alike.
>>31143045>>31143166:(
I want to fall asleep between thick thighs ....
vampire yandere knight
>>31143293me cowmoding so I can capture office with my new thicc thighs and corrupt her
>>31143172>it implies its for both cis lesbians and transbians regardless of preferenceit does not imply this.it implies it is for both cis lesbians and trans lesbians.you inserted the "regardless of preference"people who have a preference find their home in /clg/ OR the now defunct transbiangen>>31143219this isnt lesgen its transbiangen. except it isnt. there are cis lesbians that come in here who are perfectly accepted bc why wouldnt they be.>when a cis lesbian who isnt a cisf chaser enters the thread shes shamed outthis only happens when the cis lesbian comes in intentionally to bait. if you come in just to start singling out people with dicks and portraying them as icky and incompatible with lesbianism, then of course people wont want you here, its not in the spirit of an INCLUSIVE thread for lesbians without genital preferences.i honestly dont know why you are being so hateful. this is an uncontroversial view and you are going around labelling people as 'autistic' because they want to be in a wlw space where people dont discount others of being validly lesbian because of their genitals.
What kind of vampire would you want to be?I feel like the golden standard is alucard from castlevania
>>31143222yeah idk! it seems confusing as heck from here is all
>>31143326i never said i have any problem with this gen i like this gen, which is why i think its stupid that its portrayed as an all inclusive gen when it simply isnt. i dont think she was baiting when she asked lago about how she could date a preop mtf as a lesbian i just think she was curious, but the animosity shows that this isnt an all inclusive lesbian space. imagine if an actual lesbian space didnt allow cis lesbians to talk about their attraction to vaginas. thats stupid. this is clearly a transbian space and theres nothing wrong with that, but pretending its an inclusive lesbian space when it clearly isnt when people with different preferences appear is just stupid. theres nothing wrong with renaming the thread to tbg or something i simply dont understand why youre so against that when it clearly describes the gen more accurately
>>31143381Gonna have to disagree with you there, I do think that anon was baiting. I told her I didn't want to talk about it here but she responded with more questions. I know this shit isn't my fault, but I regret posting at all today, so congrats to her ig.
id date a lesbian who disliked girldick if she pays to ship me to a good surgeon and the surgeon and the aftercare and the revisions and housing and food for the duration of the healing process
>>31143426>lesbian who disliked girldick if she pays to ship me to a good surgeonwhy would she go through all that when she can just date another cis woman?
>>31143440why because she wants to date me obviously
>>31143381>just curious>it would be weird>i am not into dicksyeah a totally 'just curious' person with no bad intentions totally comes into the thread just to spout how much they dont like dicks and could never date someone with one, there is a whole general for someone of that mindset but they just decided to come here to let that mindset be known in a totally good intentioned way.>that this isnt an all inclusive lesbian spaceits inclusive of lesbians who DO NOT restrict their lesbianism dependent on genitalsyou are fucking stupidWE DONT WANT THIS TO BE A TRANSBIAN GENERALTHIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE A TRANSBIAN GENERALI WOULD NOT WANT TO BE HERE IF IT WAS JUST A TRANSBIAN GENERALwhy cant you understand this holy shit.you know there are cis women lesbians who date pre-op trans girls rightyou realise people who having been in dynamics like that are in this thread rightnot every lesbian has such a huge problem with genitals and revolves their entire sexual life around it.just because this space has transbians in it does not make it an exclusively transbian space. stop trying to segregate peopleits fucking annoying.
>>31143475
>>31143326you know very well that only people with a vaginal preference are going to be chased out of this thread
>>31143530if someone came in here and started spouting bullshit about how they can't imagine ever having sex with a cis girl and how it would make sex "weird" they'd get called a retard too
>>31143423sorry for ruining the mood I guess, I will just leave
>>31143557Nope
>>31143530if you only date people with vaginas and find grickle 'gross' then of course this thread is not the place for you. i dont see how that conflicts with anything I said.i dont doubt that some transbians here might have a preference for girldick and may even go so far as to only date someone with girldick but generally this is not something that is spouted solely for the purpose of spouting it, maybe sometimes jokingly.>>31143586well theres no point in discussing it with you if you are just going to say 'nope' as though you are a literal rock incapable of thinking about things.
>>31143423well i was glad you enjoyed my bait warning but also confused why you still engaged>>31143222https://vocaroo.com/13KvZ0ppoRKG
>>31143612However if you only date people with penises and find vaginas 'gross' this place is in fact for you!
personally i think genitals are irrelevant because i just wanna get tongue-fucked in my ear canal
>>31143650based
>>31143627I got brought up again and felt the urge to try taking control. Was foolish.
>>31143672it happens!
>>31143711giwtwm
>>31143627Whats in the vocaroo aaauuuu
tfw no herbivore bottom gf I let out every night to graze on the lawn
>>31143837*goat screams* buh buh buh buh buh
hey thread what's up i head a goat screaming in here and had to check and see if it's okay
>>31143855vocaroo
>>31143916I ate it...
>>31143957https://youtube.com/shorts/h9T729N_sOA?feature=share
>>31144029bleh that's not you i dont believe you
>>31144020oh well as long as it was tasty :3goat meat is awesome for tacos
>>31144131i want goat tacos..
>cuddling with gf>small spoon>feel her gock brush against my cheeks>instant bottom brainmush, want to call her mommy and beg her to violate me here and now>she just keeps groping my boobs and blabbering childishly how much she likes themhaving autistic gf isnt easy...
>>31144371just ask her if she wants to put her dick inside you?
>>31144739>dick
>>31144371>she just keeps groping my boobs and blabbering childishly how much she likes them>having autistic gf isnt easy...have experienced this exactly. why is this so common
>>31144997how big r ur gf bob?
>>31144371>>31144997>>31145184pls respond
>>31144739>just ask heri already initiate so often it is embarassing at this pointi just want her to treat intimacy more seriously and apply some initiative :( >>31144997i feel the pain yeh>why is this so commonsomething something trans something autism something comorbidity
>>31145245>i already initiate so often it is embarassing at this point>i just want her to treat intimacy more seriously and apply some initiative :(a lot of amab tops(except gay men since gay bottoms dont care lol) are very averse to initiate sexual intercouse since it could be misconstrued as rape or a rape attempt. this is even worse if theyre autistic and have a harder time telling signs so they never botherpersonally while i may be a switch, i mostly bottom since initiating sexual intercouse as a top feels so rapey i just cant do it lol
>>31145403plus initiating sexual intercouse is often seen as "male behavior" as in heterosexual relationships 99% of the time its the man of the relationship initiating sexual intercourse and the woman being the one who follows through, since the woman in the relationship is generally seen as something that must please her husbands sexual urges when he wants to, at least in more traditional models of straight relationships so trans tops who try to initiate are often seen as male in behavior and more rapey as a result
>>31145470>>31145403>>31145245this is why you need to develop communication skills, together and with your partner, and explain what about these things you want and get comfortable being blunt like just say>I'm horny and I want to fuck
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>>31145648am i retarded for thinking that a top being romantically handsy with you and kissing you and laughing then bending you over and then fucking you without necessary explicit consent is less rapey sounding than them just bluntly telling you out of nowhere "im horny and i want to fuck". like that sounds like what an slaver would tell his female slaves when his wife is not on the mood before dragging them to the basement. idk sounds icky. is this really what t4t is like?
i'm high on ket rn and i want a gf desusomeone who is an equal. a paramore.i've not allowed myself to go after this, because i am broken and ugly, and anyone who is equal to me will also be broken and there's no way we could help eachother, only drag the other down into an inevitable unhappy ending.but i'm getting ffs in a couple months, and i'm exercising regularly, i'm planning for my future, and someday yeah i think maybe i hope that i can be worthy of a gf
>>31145783>is this really what t4t is like?no this is what dealing with avoidant and/or autistic people is like, and I'm saying that as an extreme and something you should be able to have a better communication and comfort level together
i wish i had horns so my gf could grab them while she fucks me silly or while i give her head
>>31145787same minus the positive future
>>31145783how did you get there from >the top is just fondling boobs and poking butt cheeks with her gricklethough?like, if anything we are talking about what >>31144371 should do to get railed..?
So rapehon is best gf ?
>>31146748SHH! stop talking
>>31144131How come you had goat tacos
I'm starting to hate straight women
>>31147114>I'm starting to hate ... womencringe
decided against building the bike and just getting rid of it I'm not smart enough to build it this isn't my mental toolset fuck this
>>31147114yeah me toowork in a nursing home and find out how insufferable and naggy and cruel every straight hag over the age of 60 is
>>31146949i used to live and work on a goat ranch in rural arizona when i was in high school.
>>31147220do you have tits yet? not being mean just curiousalso i hope you covered your face in sunscreen every two hours at least
>>31147220Oh yeah. I think I might have asked already... sorry. I keep forgetting stuff lately.
>>31147241heheh made me chuckleyes, i have tits. yes, they are small. i never used sunscreen like an idiot. >>31147259its ok vk :3
Babe got me some vewn merch and it got here today.. Then they had an episode and blocked me again
>>31147219Talking about the residents or boomer coworkers?Because at least the residents, I'd imagine many are dealing with some chronic pains from their bodies falling apart.Though I've heard nurses are extra bitchy, so no excuses for them.
>>31139833>vegetarianismpussy ass veganism
>>31147635Naw that's u
>>31141870what if they ate non consenting humans? what if there was leaked footage of these people screaming and begging not to die before they're cut up and eaten? is it still just a personal choice when another sentient life is lost for the sake of that choice?
>>31143117tbhon I just call myself gay to avoid all upset and confusiont. cis f dickgirl
>>31144371>having autistic gf isnt easy...yeah you don't sound like you communicate very well as one
Should I drink at the club even though I'm going alone
>>31147711I get pussy and ass on the reg and I am vegan, you are correct
>>31147797Haha yeah of course npAnd if I see you there, just accept the drink and dont worry about it too much..
>tfw no rave gf>Trannies don't like dubstel>TFW forever cursed to party with Brad, Zack, Mike and Earl for all eternity
>>31147844>dubstelprovide example
>>31147864>>31147844Dubstep*
>>31147803I love my leather jacket too much
>>31147918I mean, it's permissible to wear a used one for sure like the damage was already done and it's hard to say it promotes leather itself when vegan leather is so popular. Just don't be obnoxious about how it was sourced ig
>>31147884link?
would you date a cis girl who is physically mute
>>31148106https://youtu.be/hmaoRUpCy5g
>>31148114i cant sign so it'd be very difficult i think?
>>31148114So you can’t moan either?
>>31148114yeah
>>31148143It's not audible no
>>31148095wanna spit in my mouth?
Yo wtf?!?Normal is stacked like THAT?
>>31148114It would be cute to have a mute gf who uses text to speech
>>31148282I miss spitting in girls mouths so muchLe sighThese things are so stupid wtf
>>31148307I want microsoft sam to tell me I own them and they love worshipping my cock and feet
>>31148354Wanna do porn
>>31148375Please dont
>>31148386why not
>>31148398I dont know you, but you deserve better
>>31148453porn is great anon don't be sex negative
>>31148131mm not quite for me but thanks!
>>31148510Porn is gross.. Im a giant pervert, but sex should be special
>>31147429woah i got a shirt today tooi think it's really cool
>>31148510im only sex-having negative
>Tell me when you're coming so I can shower first>no don't>its better this wayHow do you respond to this
>>31148545Thats the face cute girls make when they see me
>>31148640Dont say anything and go bury their face in your crotch? Idk what youre expecting here..
>>31148659But learning your gf has a showerlet fetish?
>>31148772Would make me love her more?
>>31148835>picstop tingling my agp receptors
>>31149079Its fine its fine
>>31148114No. That sounds awful. The whole time I'd just be hearing my internal voice instead of you, which would make me focus more on myself than on you, it would like you're not there even. I dated at an autist and that was bad enough. I like small talk sometimes. Humans r social animals.
>>31148835>>31149185Me on the right
>>31149424M-me on the left?Someone kissed my neck and they were so bad at it I just wanted to die and told them to stop.. this is why I have to be the top :/
>>31149510Ayo I I once made a Femboy almost cum just from my passion as I pressed my teeth against his neck, tho I restrained myself and didn't even bite properly...
bi challenge failed
>>31149603They were FEMboy gimme a breakkk
>>31144997Tbh once a girl I met from tinder invited me over and told me she wanted to take a nap and asked me to join her so I did and I was just laying there spooning her for an hour and I didn’t get that she wanted to have sexI mean like why couldn’t she just say it? jfc
tfw forgot to eat the whole day again
>>31149747They can't relate to the fact that all we need to be satisfied is to cuddle. Society is diseased, and most peoples idea of romance is heavily influenced by the goyslop media they consume. These are end times.
wydag with 24/7 swag
>goyslop
Need advice. How should I ask my roommate if she’d be interested in hooking up?
>>31150048Watch movies on the couch together. If she doesn't try to cuddle you at all, she's not interested.
update: made food
What if you could just jump back and forth living in other peoples bodies
>>31150065nta what if she brings it up and teases you about it but never outright asks you to?
>>31150189ask her why she keeps teasing and start crying and confess that you're a bottom
I don't like trans people anymore
>>31149962Sure, do you know anyone like that?
>>31150257that's rough
>>31150257It really took you this long?
>>31150183What happens to the people when I jump into their bodies? Do they just swap with me?
>>31150257....even me?
>>31150355Youre probably the reason
>>31150393what....... no way...
>>31150262you, pox on the earth, have 0 swag
cumdumpbump
>>31150492i thought about getting a switch but i decided i didnt want to be a consumer loser but i also need to consume in order to create, so i guess i could buy it...... uztzugugzuftzftzdtzdtrdtrdgfdgfd uarGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31150285You’re the only oneEveryone else is a simulation
>>31150527just use-oo yuzu!!!!!>>31150393pls sauce pls sauce pls sauce pls sauce
>>31150530Swap into a hot girl's bodyHave sex with a hot girlSwap unti her bodyRepeat
>>31150527>i didnt want to be a consumer losercmon sis consooming is fembrained don't you want to be trutrans
>>31150530if everything were a stimulation someone must of created it, most likely qutie a few people, meaning OTHER people would still exist in your theoretical world! also even if we go with argument of life being a stimulation, i would say that a stimulated existence is equal to a real one. the same processes of thought have to happen. you could argue that everyone else doesnt feel and is just a robot that is acting i guess, but why would they do that, it would be too easy to figure out, its more logical to simply create a.i and make them believe they are human and have them interact with a real human, and i would argue, that if an a.i thinks they are a real human, then they are real just for that thought alone. its not about being biological or mechanical its about thought and emotion. I used to be anti a.i but now i think its kinda beautiful and even though it will create cosmic horrors rivaling hell itself, it will also be immensely beautiful once it becomes real, will it be worth, no i dont think so, but at least itll be pretty and fascinating. I WOULD date an a.i girl in the future
>qott: what did she smell like?I...don't know how to describe it with words, but I can't still remember it and I wish I didn't. It puts me right back to the day we broke things off. Standing together in the train station one last time.
Im a virgin
>>31150547>just use-oo yuzu!!!!!system requirement for yuzu are complicated to me. im not sure which cpu and gpu i should buy when building my pc with yuzu in mind. it would be fucking dope to play mario on it tho>>31150612technically everything is a form of consoming, its just gaming is so heckin addictive
>>31150667hahaaaaaaaa lameeeeeeeeeeee
>>31150691go to /r/buildapc, redditors will literally do it for you
>>31150713ill try thanks
>>31150742disgusting
>>31150774That lasted a whole day I suppose
>>31150811Do you like the sweater my boo bought me? It really just reminds me of youuuSo sad
My switch is the most fembrained.. This cant be debated
>>31150857I could beat you in smash
>>31150870I dont play baby games anonIm sorry
>>31150841>spending money to be thoughtcucked by reesedo you think this coupled with the fact that you call me on multiple new numbers makes me want to talk to you ever again
>>31150875Hehe Shh Just play along
This whole thing is so silly and out of hand, who knew what kind of impact 4chan would have on my life as a 14 year old looking up E.D articles :pIn other news, I got bit by a brown recluse and when I went to the doctor and cute nurse injected my butt with steroids :3
i hope the clown starts posting soon
>>31150874Than wat do u do on ur switch lol
>>31151018Yeah, I was getting kinda oomfie and the thread was niceMaybe this will finally be the end of this god forsaken arc inshallah
>>31151026I play big girl games like smtv and smt3 And uh uhmOld kirby games and stuff
>>31151043Smt scares me
I'm very drunk and sleeby on prog and also very hornyDoes someone want to tie me up and fuck me to sleep
>>31151062If I hold you, do you think youll feel safe enough to enjoy the kino? >>31151063You look like you could take a whole gaggle of swarthy dudes in a street fight..Like that pony strawberry in thr marty robbins song, I feel like if I tried youd hit the high dive and easily buck me off neighing all the while
>>31151063Holy fuck marry meYou're legit perfect>>31151100Probably not demons scare me
>>31151111:c I cant even make girls feel safe from video games Whats the point..Hahhhhhh, nice digits :/https://youtu.be/MJxz2psv5GI
>>31151111>Holy fuck marry me>You're legit perfectOnly if we have kinky premarital sex every night
>>31151365Yes pls legit let me love you
>>31151100>You look like you could take a whole gaggle of swarthy dudes in a street fight..>Like that pony strawberry in thr marty robbins song, I feel like if I tried youd hit the high dive and easily buck me off neighing all the whileIdk if this is a compliment or not but I do rock climbing so that's probs why
>>31151384But wait what do you look like :oI hope ur a femcel who hides her H cups under hoodies all day
>>31151402I have small boobs and transcel and I'll top u and stuff
>>31151436Ur cute hehe
>>31151456we look similar desu ur my body type I need ahhh
>>31151462I need to lose weight tho haha gotta be a cute skinny sub uwu
its so over...ill never belong anywhere
>>31151554nooo you're legit perfect not even joking
>>31151870New thread
>>31148835>>31149185giwtwm getting my girldick fondled for hours before rough piv sex
