Does /clg/ cook?Recent news:>fatty discussion>thirsty posting>vidya>cute nature photos>dermatologist larp>will anons love be requited? Previous:>>>19909577
first for legs
Second for souvlaki
>>19941672Well. Yesterday she told me her best friend and now boyfriend are official, which got us talking about the requirements for a relationship, during which she said "if it's about having good sex and liking the other person, one should be in a relationship with you". Today's story is a bit harder to relay as I'm always scared she reads this thread and will realize it's me, but basically we talked about a researcher's girlfriend giving her a nickname, which she liked so much that she asked if she couldn't be "[nickname] girlfriend". Every time I type this shit out I realize how dumb we are.
>>19941911>cooking edition i haven't eaten in 3 days
>your naval captain gf is about to go on a tour of duty for a few months, to return just before christmas, if at all.How do you spend your last day together before she ships out?
>>19942041To clarify, she said if she couldn't /play/ girlfriend, to which I said yes of course, but there's this joking layer to it still that I want to be rid of. She's in bed already but I thought of sending her another message saying if I could take back my reply cause I wouldn't want her to play, but to be my girlfriend. Which is why I'm under pressure to text her today cause it's such a good base to go by.
Guess I'll post some more pics
>>19942061why not? that's not healthy, anon
>>19942041If she browses this thread she's going to know it's you because that situation is incredibly specific. Good luck.
those are some good pics
>>19942139my appetite evaporates when i am feeling sad
>>19941907i dont know its never happened to me before
>>19942213I doubt she even knows what 4chan is, but my paranoia knows no bounds.
>>19942258what's got you down, anon?
>>19942245Glad you like them
Is it just me or do you find it hard to make friends with straight women?
>>19942602i can only make friends with straight women irl
>>19941911I cook but I can’t stand eating the food I cook. And meat is fucking gross.
why are pictures created with the intent of being sexy always so fucking repulsive
>>19942769Cause you have mental issues>>19942602Do you mean while being out as a lesbian? because otherwise no
>>19942602I find it hard to make genuine friends with women in general :,(
>>19942602I find it hard to make friends
>>19942061>i haven't eaten in 3 daysBasado
I hate cooking. I love eating though.
>>19942751>>19942935
>>19942312i just have some confusing feelings atm
Picrel is from a tranny thread, but the underlined part would be applicable to many lesbians, so I feel like it deserves some attention.
>>19942802I think its hardest to make straight friends when you’re in the closet because you have to do things like hide your partner/pretend you’re happy being single.I tried being friends with straight women while being out and the main challenge was I just felt like we just don’t have enough in common to be more than surface level acquaintances.The only reason why this concerns me is because I would like to expand my friend circle and it’s a numbers game.
>>19943065well I hope whatever is bothering you sorts itself out soon, and please take care of yourself
>>19943270Not much to talk about. There is no way this loony bill is going to pass.However, the fact that it exists and the wording itself ("gender nonconformity", my ass) is a good reality check. It's only been 6 years since the US legalized gay marriage, ffs, and yet some people act like homophobia has been magically eliminated.
>>19942140Hnnnmghhhhhh
>>19943419thanks nigga, you too
She's left me on delivered for ten days, ladies. Why am I always unhealthily obsessed with the ones I can't have? (then again, not sure I can have anyone at all)
>>19943301>you have to do things like hide your partner/pretend you’re happy being single.I guess it's easier for me because I don't have a partner and I'm happy being single lol. I sympathize though. What do you have in common with gay women (beside love for pussy) that you don't find in straight women?
>>19943519phones should stop ratting out people with the whole 'read' thing, it's really rude
>>19943536No they shouldn't.>>19943520High iq
>>19943536>see an imagine that reminds me of my friend>go to message said said friend that image>see a week old message that i forgot to reply to>mfw
>>19943520Usually bi/lesbian women have hobbies and value friendship a bit more straight women. I find that once my straight female friends got married and had kids, they stopped staying in touch with me. My lesbian friends with a wife and kids are still open to staying in touch even if it means we only have a face to face get together a couple of times a year.
Hello. I have cripplingly anxiety. How do I get gf?
>>19942272>I doubt she even knows what 4chan isi bet she's a shitposting tripfrag. report back on the result
>>19943536I agree but I’m just talking about not being replied to at all. Read and delivered make no difference to me because there is no way you haven’t seen that the text is there in a week
>>19943519Lol get ignored
>>19943519iktf just try to move on
>>19943849lol you seem like the kinda bpd bitch who would freak out and spam my phone if i didn't reply to you in 10 mins
>>19943921I'm not sure I could be friends with women who have kids, it seems like being a mom becomes like 90% of their personality... and I also really dislike kids
Anon? What are you waiting for? Climb in.
Left or right?
>>19943519>airplane mode go brrr
>>19945060We are 19 year olds going to virtual college. If she is genuinely sitting around on airplane mode missing emails and notifications she’s genuinely retarded and I don’t want her.
>only ever post on /lgbt/ about the benefits of dating bi girls from a lesbo >one of them is literally “you can cheat guilt-free!”Never change dykes.
snatchfart.
clg is full of fucking pedophiles, huh? the sexualized child cartoon posting in the last thread was a new low.
>>19944680Ur mom
>>19945537I'm not going to give you a sexology class but sexuality is more complex than "fantasy = something I want to do in real life"
>>19945588No you don't want that washed up skank.
>>19945537there are a ton of biological men in the thread. you were probably the one who posted that shit
>>19945590no one believes in that pedo cope
>>19944449> I'm not sure I could be friends with women who have kids, it seems like being a mom becomes like 90% of their personality... and I also really dislike kidsFair point. Being a childless single dyke is pretty lonely so I take whatever friendship I can get.
>>19945918It is lonely. Want to be friends?
>>19945537There are rumours that Itou Hachi was a guest on Epstein Island.
Would you trust a pedodyke to babysit your daughter while you're at work?
>>19941989good job for using the correct word
>>19945631Holy booba. That just looks uncomfortable
>>19943456>>19943270Please get away from /clg/ thread. It's been comfy here..
>>19941911Why has no one yet posted pictures of food they made or ate?
>>19945590I wonder why this is so hard to understand for some people.
>>19947711I posted a picture of a vagina as a joke but I got scared that I'd be banned so I deleted it.
>>19947711wala what do you guys think
>>19948344anon....
>>19948344>mlp
>>19948344Varied and nutritious
>>19948344>mlp figurine
The Vampire Lovers is the greatest piece of lez fiction ever created. Fookin' 'ell those girls were hot.
>>19944082>seek therapy>hit on therapist>???>profit>>19944112Y-You agree it sounds like she's wanting to be gfs, right?
>>19944412Nah I'm too proud for that. No enthusiasm? Bye.
>>19949503My body desu
>>19949503wtf I thought I hated fatties...
>>19949503she looks like a jew
Jews and greeks kinda look alike
>>19941911that looks good
>>19944680Left. She is really fucking cute but she needs to lose weight. The other one is hideous.
>>19949274>Y-You agree it sounds like she's wanting to be gfs, right?i don't know. just ask her, worst she's gonna say is no. we've all been rejected
Woke up to a tiny wolf spider chilling on my desk. Herded it into a container, gave it a droplet of water.What do if I want the spiderbro to live a long and fulfilling life? Do I just release it outside?
>>19950540Yeah, put him somewhere in the grass a lil away from your home.
>>19950540Pyroblast it.
>>19950558Will do.>picrel: buddy is sad, can't climb up the side of the container>>19950627Why would I do that?
>>19951262>sample
rate my 'ghetti
>>199516368/10. Needs feta cheese
>>19951262What do used panties smell like?
>>19951636And mushrooms or minced meat.
>>19948344I can accept a MLP figurine but not it being one of the funko ones. Funkos are hideous tbhq.
>>19951757come on fatshit we know you're fat but have some standards
>>19952197Lol I noticed that but my guess is they're boiled, just stuck together?
>Does /clg/ cook?Simple roast chicken. Sloppy presentation but who the fuck cares>>19952197Feta cheese instead of parmesan... c'mon!
God, I love jewish women!
this is my aesthetic
>>19952675Feta cheese and Manouri are superior and you should worship then.
>>19952868Greek women look the same lol
>>19952357it's just some garbage i pulled of a shit food meme thread. do you normally eat garbage like this?
Iss a fookin' dis-gracehttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4200627/female-teacher-sarah-barton-sex-pupil-matilda-play/
>>19953083Jewish women are almost always descended from europeans. I love Greek women too
>>19953122Isn’t this old?
>>19953104Uhuhuhu you trolled us, so funny.
Anyways, yesterday I didn't make that potato salad so now it's time.
ITADAKIMASU!!!
>>19941911for me, it's the 'tard burger
>>19953407Ιιιιι συκωτιιι χαχαχα
>>19953407looks like my appendix after it was taken out lol
>foodOk, I'm not bored enough. See you guys in a year or so.
>>19953593i agree that it's disgusting but it's full of iron>>19953721it's liver
>>19954055Take some vitamins you fucking savage. The only way i would eat that is if I was lost in the woods starving to death.
>>19954153It's not bad with lemon.
>>19953553If Calif*rnia was a burger
>>19954153>vitaminsall they do is make my poop red, i absorb none of italso jews are getting paid
>>19954496>i don't absorb vitamins, they just make my shit redare you retarded?
>>19954639i'm not going to google red poo just to prove my pointbut supplementing iron just gets transported straight away to the poo for many people, we just don't absorb any of itnow with liver, i absorb 100000% of this thing, i really feel energetic the next day, do recommend
beef liver is the only trve superfoodi'll never stop shilling for it, even though i hate the tastethe thing is a curehttps://www.verywellfit.com/beef-liver-nutrition-facts-and-health-benefits-5025125
>>19955028shit art, shit anime, get better material, faggot
>>19955028gross
What's the point of having a lesbian wife if you'll just stop having sex after a year? Might as well move in with your straight bff who kisses you occasionally.I hate having a meme sexuality. I don't even know why it's called that when there's no sex involved.
>>19954153>>19954496Do you even cook it or do you just eat it raw in the dark corner of your cave. I hope you both OD on vitamin A
>>19955842She cooks it you heathen!!!
>>19955455Talk to your wife about it. I've been with my gf for 3 years and we're still going strong. Just have to keep the flame alight
>>19955925How often do you have sex?
>>19955842of course i don't cook it wtf why would i waste the nutrients
>>19955455Sex sounds filthy and messy. Gross.
>>19956007Actual "getting naked on a bed"? At least 2 times a week. Sometimes more, depends on how busy we are and where our cycles are at. We also have random makeouts/heavy petting sessions throughout the week that often result in orgasms, but I don't think that counts as sex in the classic way? Both of us also masturbate on our own when we don't feel like putting in any effort or when we want to read erotica and we both think that's reasonable. God it makes us sound like horny teenagers but it's what fits us, especially now that we're in lockdown and living together.
>>19956342Wtf is wrong with you? Sounds fine to me.
>province about to lock down again>want to buy more weights for my home gym>194$ for a single 45 lbs bumper plate>150$ for a pack of 2 25 lbs iron plateswell I'm $600 poorercan't wait for this lockdown shit to end so i can get cheap weights againalso are zoomers getting taller? I'm 5'11 so i'm used to mogging 99% of women but I ran into a few teens today who were roughly my height.
anons, I've been dissatisfied with the way my apartment looks for a while, so lying in bed earlier tonight I decided I was finally going to move the bed. It's a queen size tucked away in a corner so it's in pretty much the perfect spot already, but I moved it so it's against the wall, deliberating which one would be better suited. After doing so I discovered a painting that someone must have stuck behind my bed, which reads "the best discoveries always happened to people who weren't looking for them". I stared at it in disbelief for several minutes. I am touched. I feel so much more energy in my place now with the move and the discovered painting.
>>19957040the average 12 year old is as tall or taller than me and that hurts my feelings
>>19958002that's pretty cool!
>>19958187that's ok anon short girls are best
When's the last time you cried, /clg/?And why?
>>19956007I have solo sex every day!
>>19958435last night. you?
>>19958002>living in a place furnished by literally who>never checking for whatever weird shit they might've left behind, like drugs, or asbestos, or some cursed painting filled with drugs and asbestosDo Americans really?
>>19958668But whhhyyyyyy?My last full breakdown was on my birthday when I found out my gf was cheating on me. Much crying followed that for a few weeks, but that was the cause.
>>19959086I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS! THERE'S A DEAD FUCKING WHORE STUFFED IN THE BED! THE FUCKING BED!
>>19959178Nice reference
>>19959129sorry dude that sucks, and on your birthday too. how are you now?
>>19958435I had a light cry last night because I was really stressed about my living situation. My last full blown cry was last week, listening to music, thinking about how emotional it is and how bad my life is. Very middle school.
>>19959367Every moment is suffering, how are you? >>19959922In 2021 we are all in middle school
>>19959922What's your cry music? I had a good one to this yesterday https://youtu.be/I_S_TbD1XFM
>>19959967https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzFRfzwT-g&ab_channel=DisneyMusicVEVO
>>19959922What’s the most stressful part of your life right now? Family? Workplace issues? Money? Tell me about it.
Why is this 99% of lesboid relationships? There's no such thing as female chubby chasers so there must be another reason.
>>19958435Today.
>>19960882me on the left
>>19961698lose some weight fatass
>>19941911does anyone else masturbate while not thinking/fantasizing about anything, nor reading erotica/watching porn etc? Like I’m literally not thinking about or looking at anything remotely sexual, I’m masturbating purely for pleasure and physical release. I masturbate 3+ times a day this way. Am I insane?
>>19961733no, real women have curves
>>19961769i wish I could do that but I cant get turned on like that enough to
>>19960108I did not expect that to hit that hard.
This thread is incredibly fucking toxic.
>>19961769Yeah, I think about fractals mostly, tracing spiraling patterns. Makes me feel less guilty.
>be ignored for ten days while sending like seven texts>get one lackluster text back to just the last thing I sent>tell myself this time I’ll just give up>I respond with irrelevant bullshit to impress this person that doesn’t WANT MEI’M FUCKING RETARTED.
>>19948344Fries aren’t crisp enough
>>19952886Source, please am dying
>>19961769I can get horny from non sexual things like needing to pee but I need a fantasy to fap.
>>19961769Yeah I have to concentrate to edge myself
>>19962953are you literally a male? stop being so fucking cringe and just leave her alone.
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>19960882>There's no such thing as female chubby chasersSorry to disappoint but we absolutely do exist.
>>19963783Prove it
>>19945631furthest left is the cutest honestly
>>199641857/10
>>19959947>Every moment is sufferingsame t b hhave this macaroni frog
>>19964185>“gf”
>>19958668>>19959129>>19959922Sadanons, what would make you happy?
>>19964632Pussy
>>19964632world peace
>>19964632Pussy and world peace
>>19964875world pussy
>>19964632Pussy peace
>>19964632
>>19963783even fatties need love too i guess
>>19965195they don't deserve it
>>19965225that's mean bro i'm sure some do
>>19965283do you personally know any?
>>19941911Does following a recipe count? And I mean I can follow recipes to get the result you're supposed to get. Cause I can actually follow instructions. Also, my 6'3" friend with tits the size of her head sent me pictures of her giant tiddies. Then some of her cosplaying Samus. Now that I'm not longer a mental case, I plan to hit that.
>>19965632>Now that I'm not longer a mental case, I plan to hit that.
>>19965643Self improvement is hell, but it's worth it.
>>19965632>Does following a recipe count?uuuh isn't that what almost everyone does?
>>19965866Would I be asking that if that were the case? You'd be shocked. People got a weird pride thing going on, I think. The few that do use recipes also follow them poorly.Cause I guess they totally know what they are doing and don't need to be sure of anything?
>>19965400i do actually
>>19965632How do you stop being crazy pls help
>>19958435Tuesday. It wasn't really the bad kind of cry, though. I was visiting my hometown over Easter and hanging around my old place, alongside all the little things that I used to cherish, made me quite emotional. I also felt very much at peace over there which I hardly do at my current home. >>19964632A phD and a wife.
>>19964632a wife with a phd
>>19967025a phD with a wife
>>19967035a phd and a wife with a phd
Im getting a sick tat this Thursday. Im looking more butch by the day. Just wait till I learn how to sew and watch as I become a futch queen with frilly dresses layered with leather jackets
>>19967061literally perfect
>>19967061BASED
My vitamin d supplement arrived.
>>19967832you get enough D from other sources
>>19967061imagine being this delusionalyou aren't butch, you are a nothing but a regular fucking MALE
Tag yourself and your girlfriend
>>19968311is this supposed to be le epic only trannies like cosplay meme?
>>19963783you're a fat fuck and you can't even face the mirror because you know it's true. no matter how much you larp about being /fit/fattie fattie fat fat fat fuck
>>19966502sorry don't think anyone here knows
>>19968086That was only 3mg.
>>19968311Aww but my working uterus says other wise. Im sure she would let me know if I was a male as she wouldn't make me bleed like its I'm in kill bill
>>19968587>not wanting a superthicc bbw gfcan't relate
tfw no petite gf
just remember, folksthe next time some bpd, attention-starved cunt starts mouthing off at you anonymously on 4chin, picrel >>19968695 is probably what you're talking to
>>19968735i can only dream
>>19963505Not a male, just depressed. I just think we'd be good together if it would happen, but it's never going to, and so there's no point, but I still want to be her friend which is just, ugh.
>>19968735>some bpd, attention-starved cunt starts mouthing off at you anonymously on 4chinbut that sounds like almost everyone on here...
Stop the cycle of abuse
>>19969347literally me on the right
>>19969372No wonder you're in this shithole.
>>19969347>>19969372Is it time for the west coast trannies to wake up?
>>19969388I hope none of them ever wake up. Carbon monoxide is a beautiful thing.
>>19969388not if i'm here
does /clg/ put cinnamon in the minced meat?
>>19969932Kys
everyone in this thread is transprove me wrong
>>19969988literally the only good thing about being a turkoid is that they put cinnamon in minced meat, and you don't?kys asap
>>19970000No u, heathen.
>>19970000quads confirm
2nd time tonight>Poorfag
water you sippin tonight?
what does altmer pussy taste like?
>>19969932Yes>>19970346water
>>19970435based cinnamon enjoyer
>>19970346Beef broth.
>>19970346I was drinking cider and playing coomer games to fill the void. When I can legally meet with human irl women im gonna let her do anything to me as long as I can touch her tiddys. I am down so fucking bad. Im going crazy here, I need to fuck a girl asp but asp is the summer
>>19971123what coomer games have you been playing?
>>19969932is this kays cooking
>>19964632is it delusional of me to think that a gf would fix me or would my mental and life problems just carry over to a relationship
>>19971398try it i swera it's goodbut it has to be beef meat
>>19971435>is it delusional of me to think that a gf would fix meextremely
The only thing that would fix me is money.
>>19971215fucking koikatsu. I feel ashamed of myself >>19971183I swear this lock down has made me understand the true male brain struggle for I have become tranny passing as a cis woman. End me
>>19971566correct
>west coasters wake upi wish there was a ban on that entire region
>>19971568Koikatsu is based though, used to make coomer and non-coomer images of my character on there, fun times.
>>19971435A good gf doesnt fix shit but it helps to have someone supportive of you fixing your own shit. Like Ive become way more willing and motivated to get my shit together since I've had a good supportive gf. It's like before I couldn't be motivated cause what Im just supposed to get my shit together for myself? Im stupid and not worth that. But get my shit together to be worthy of gfs love and support? Of course gf deserves a gf with her shit together and actually I wanna give her the world and at minimum a comfy bed and breakfast in the hills.
>>19964632Nothing
>>19971642I have been really useing the creator as well as unlocking... the stuff . It has no right being this good. Then again if you have a fantastic character creator might as well let you fuck them
>>19964632I don't know, I'm very confused. Wish I had a friend.
>>19971566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcSSD6k-4c8
>>19971123>>19971568I know those feels. I've been so damn horny, I don't remember the last time I've felt it this much and this consequently.
>>19971826Why? Life is good without dead weight.
>>19966502Unironnically? The same way everyone insists you do self improvement except you also have faith in Jesus Christ so it actually works this time. It's been a long two years, but I feel like my life no longer has that weird background radiation to it.
>>19971981Ive been like this since I came off of birth control which I originally went on to make studying easer for myself but stopped taking it as I missed being horny and wanted to date again. Yeah no put me back on it kill my sex drive real good again please
>>19971981>used to be a coomer>haven't been even slightly horny in weeksman what happened
>>19972054>except you also have faith in Jesus Christngmi
>>19972110did you get depressed?
i want a cigarette
>>19972110I wish I was you so bad. I need a gf or to just stop being so horny and ether one of those is not happening anytime soon
>>19971566>>19971602>>19971859Lurk moar on /Biz/
>>19972149not for the entirety of the 2+ weeks no
>>19972150then smoke one, what's stopping you?
>>19972191i want to get rid of the addiction anon
>>19972191She run out of money. Can tell.
>>19972079To make studying easier by taming the horniness? kek. Nothing's really changed in my life, except for the great dates I've had with this one gril whom I also slept with but can't meet at the moment. I blame my recurring fantasies of her for my turning coomer.
>>19970346room temperature arrowhead water
>>19972110I don't know if I was ever even actually a coomer, I used to look at a bunch of coomer stuff but it was mostly just eye-candy, most of the time I didn't feel particularly horny, didn't even bother to masturbate. I am worried I have a low libido or something.
>>19972232arrowhead is disgusting. what's wrong with you?
>>19972217No it was for period cramps lol. I used to get them super bad as a teen that I would spend at least two days in bed in pain. I would sit in class just thinking about how uncomfortable I was and how there was jack shit I could do about it. I've gotten much better now and the pain is a lot easier to take
>>19972285even toilet water is preferable
>>19972209not everyone is a junky
>>19972285>>19972307It's what my parents buy. What do you want from me?If I had the money I'd be sipping on $80 artisan glacier water, but I don't have that money.
>>19972366do you live in a shithole with unsafe tap water?
>>19972204good luck anon you're gonna make it
>>19972054What were you like 2 years ago? Also thanks for responding, this is actually reasonable and makes sense. I'm always overwhelmed and hard on myself because I'm not good enough faster.
>>19972461I hadn't smoked in a long time but the lockdowns for the hecking serious fluerino had to ruin it
>>19972428Yes.I'm unfortunately American.
>>19972477With lockdown I went from lasting a week with a single joint to smoking one entire one almost daily
>tfw no smoker gfwhy live
>>19972518>jointsdegenerate to begin with, consider suicide you subhuman junkie
>>19972126You can make it, anon. The one person in the world who can forgive all your bullshit is Jesus Christ. Even if you can't forgive yourself. >>19972462Same as I am now except not telling anyone how much pain I was in. Rather than becoming a new person, it's like I became "more like myself". If that makes sense. I've become a better version of myself. Which I think is the point. The idea of becoming someone else/new is probably.. wrong? What people want is to become themselves. I'm more stable internally and have more energy to spend outward. Though that also makes me pore patient and willing to do tasks for others. Most of my mental effort is no longer spent on trying not to collapse.
Christshills fuck off
There's no God but Allah
>>19972567Implying cigs aren't 100 more retarded and degenerate. If you're going to smoke anyway, maybe pick the one that doesn't kill you and the people around you retard
>>19972551Gross, would never fuck a girl that smokes. Smelly breath, yellow teeth, fucked up skin. Barf.
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>>19972685don't worry ladies, you're both retards in my eyes
>>19972700I want her to use me as her ashtray and blow smoke in my face while she looks down on me eating her out
I fucking hate weed smokers more than anythingtheir memory loss is Altzheimer tieryou'll say something to them and they'll forget the next fuckign second. It's unbearablethen, it's the trouble learning new shit. It's honestly like they're 90 years old, it's insaneit's easier to communicate with a heroin junkie than a weed smoker, they're by far the most stupid creatures in existancenot to mention the complete lack of hygeine, the retarded hair, etcbut the worst thing about all of it, IS THE DENIALHave you ever spoken to an alcoholic who denies it? To a junkie who denies it? No, they'll at LEAST admit that it's bad for their healthbut weed smokers go "noooo it's actually healthy for you beacuese uuuuuuuuuuh.... what was i saying? whatever bro can we order like, pizza?"
>>19972617Chill your buttered biscuits. I'm not going to go in to it more than this. It's no good unless people pick it on their own. That's the other secret to success. You can't make people choose to be better. Cause it's a choice. >>19972685Shit goes rancid. That's literally what's going on with cigs. That's why they turn yellow and smell like death. That's the shit inside it going rancid. If people really gotta smoke, look in to pipe smoke. Pipe tobacco is processed and preserved differently, and doesn't have literal poison added for extra toxicity. Doesn't go rancid, doesn't smell inherently bad, and you can buy ones with scent added if that's still a problem. From a bitch with a pipe smoking father. Just don't inhale. You will die. Pipe smoke is for contact high. That said, pipe smoking lesbians sounds really funny to me for some reason.
>>19972703kek'd at this response
If you become my gf I will drink $100 bottles of artisan glacial water off of your tits.Just saying.
>>19972592>You can make it, anon. The one person in the world who can forgive all your bullshit is Jesus Christ. Even if you can't forgive yourself.lmao kys
>>19972703It's true though lmao cope>>19972709I know my habit is bad but I don't give a shit about what I do with myself at this point and I'm not hurting anyone.>>19972776Why are you hanging out with someone you clearly hate? sounds like you met one obnoxious stoner and decided to hate all of us by default. I know I'm addicted, but that's a problem I keep to myself and don't get on some high horse about it, but you are genuinely retarded if you think weed is worse than hard drugs and cigs
>>19964632I don't know. I wish I did, then maybe I could do something about it
Thx for the laughs as Im about to go smoke hella weed and some cigs and hang out with my gf and celebrate a friends birthday. Wont see any trannies or incels omw out as you guys never go outside.
>>19972954end your miserable altzheimer life you piece of trash waste of oxygen worse than a tranny subhuman
>>19973009Even as a meme it's true, the bitches who cry about weed the most are the ones are bitter because they're too retarded and socially inept to meet people and get any
why are you all so mad?
>>19973082because
>>19973095because why
>>19973029you need a hit lmao keep seething and don't forget to dilate while you're at it loser troon
>>19973068Theres cool sociable square edge people that never smoke but they also arent the same people that waste their time reeeeing about girls smoking weed on 4channels gay tranny board.
>>19941911>Parents "Why anon why did you lie about getting a tattoo! Anon You never lie!">Me who has been closeted for years "Yes"
>>19972861Sounds wasteful and retarded
>>19973161xD
>>19973140you just know they'd jump at the opportunity for an edible because their lives are so fucking boring
>>19973174>has to do drugs to escape their own boring life>still gets on their high horse to judge other people's liveslol the cope
>>19952886That upholstery in the background :SThink of all the dust mites embedded in there over the years.
>>19973259>>19973259>>19973259
>>19973218yes if you're this mad on 4chan because some stranger does drugs, your life is absolutely worse and more empty than mine
Whatever you say, now pass the joint.
>>19973279i don't care either way, i just think it's funny that you would accuse other people of being boring when you have to use drugs as an escapism because you've got nothing else going on
>crush called me girlfriend material
>>19973341you clearly never done drugs lmao anon weed makes things more fun, it's not always muh escapism, but since we're in a fucking quarantine and pandemic, the fuck else am I going to do, stop reeing and randoms and get a life lmao
