Like, shaving off body hair, dressing up like a femboy and stuff. Parents are very homophobic, so, what are my options?
>>19215861Cyclists and swimmers shave their body hair too, it's not a gay thing. As for dressing up, just find a good place to hide your shit.
>>19215861Have you tried not being a faggot who is a disappointment to your family?
>>19215861Patricide/matricide combo is always an option. Just make sure it looks like an accident. (Kidding) (unless...)
>>19215861I hate my life and I wanna dieI ain't got no iPhoneMy heart is breakin', thinkin' suicideI ain't got no iPhoneI hate my life and I wanna dieI ain't got no iPhoneMy heart is breakin', thinkin' suicideI ain't got no iPhoneLike a boat capsizin'No hope on the horizonGot a two-year contract,And I'm stuck on Verizon!I got no iPhone I hate my life and I wanna die(I got no iPhone)It's 2009 people. And everyone should have an iPhone.(I got no iPhone)(My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide)(I got no iPhone)AwwI got no iPhone.
>>19215914How about I tell you to kiss my ass instead?>>19215900Huh, guess I'll just try one of those two to cover it up.
>>19215914Or getting a job or getting a sugar daddy.
>>19215861PO Box or your country's equivalent / deliver to a friend if you need HRT, + don't hide it all in one place As for the rest, work out the steps you need to take to move out and start working towards them TODAY. There is no other way and your situation is unsustainable and will lead to a lifetime of regret and unhappiness if you try to force yourself to obey your parents for safety etc., uni might be your best bet for starting out depending on your situation and grades.
>>19215963Getting a higher education exists, y'know? Can't do shit until I finish uni, I just don't have the type of money to move out, so I'm looking for alternatives in the meantime.
>>19215940>How about I tell you to kiss my ass instead?Tell that to your parents you fucking coward, not some anon online.
>>19215988I think you don't understand how living under parents works. For now, I don't have the resources to sustain myself (I just said I'm still in uni) so I'm relying on parents to literally live.
>>19215977Get on HRT and get some friends (hopefully also secret bf or gf) you can dress up and play at
>>19216011>I think you don't understand how living under parents works.everyone who isn't an orphan understands how this works retard. Maybe you parents would respect you more if you straight up told them what was up and didn't sneak and skulk around hiding your fetishes like weird pervert.
>>19215861if you're underage please leave. shaving your junk and thighs won't be as noticeable if your parents have any sense of boundaries. dressing up is kinda out of the question unless your parents dont give two shits about what you do in your room and/or are regularly out of the house.another option would be to find a friend that supports you and is willing to have your clothes in escrow
>>19216145mentioned parents being homophobic, so very bad idea unless op is simply projecting their own homophobia, but I'm not sure with this little info about their parents
>>19216280No, I literally posted above that I'm in uni. I'm 19, if you're wondering.
>>19216304ah, pls forgive me I skimmed through the replies
>>19216145t. cishet
>>19216357No you're right, continue to sneak around doing things behind their back as they grow more and more suspicious of you until they confront you.
>>19215861Hmm.Stop being a faggot
>>19216400concern trolling at its finest. *mwah*
>>19215861wait for them to leave the house and then do stuff you wanna do, just be clever with your timeas for dressing like a faggot you just have to bite the bullet. although, you could introduce it to them slowly and gradually
>>19216420Don't worry, their your parents, they always knew something was off about you. That you were... different than the other boys. You can't spend 19 years around someone and not suspect them at all.
>>19216145You don't get it. I'm not hiding my "fetishes" forever, I'm just being smart about it and doing it for the time being because I know my parents would be extremely unaccepting and who knows what they might do?They're homophobic, but I can't know how they'd react.Maybe they'd just be mildly angry or maybe they'd full on disown me. Who knows? I'm just not willing to take the risk.But once I get a job and a place of my own, even if they know I like dick and doing this stuff, they can't do anything about it. They will literally seethe because I'm going to block their phone numbers and see "10+ missed calls" on my phone while cuddling in bed with my future bf.And I'm going to enjoy every single second of it.
>>19215861Pretend its all to get pussy, then if your parents start bugging you just tell them cause of covid its harder to meet up but your getting plenty of attention online and they're just acting like boomers
>>19216441wrong anon dummy. but fyi I've had my gay bf for about a year now and still living with my homophobic parents with them none the wiser :)
>>19216468>But once I get a job and a place of my own, even if they know I like dick and doing this stuff, they can't do anything about it. They will literally seethe because I'm going to block their phone numbers and see "10+ missed calls" on my phone while cuddling in bed with my future bf.Disowning your family to own them instead of just talking to them, mentally ill mindset here.
>>19216515ghosting your family is based and cool
>>19216515I mean, that's the worst case scenario. If they'll be accepting and won't care, of course I'll still be in contact with them, no problem.But if they have a problem with my lifestyle after I'm living on my own, then they don't deserve to be a part of my life. Simple as.
>>19216526>>19216544>2021 >destroying familial bonds is goodlmao If only you understood how fucked in the head you are for thinking this
>>19216571>If in a worst case scenario where my parents would disown me or generally be unaccepting of my life, I should still be honest with them and tolerate their bullshitYou're retarded. If they won't have a problem with it, everything stays the same as before, if they do and really give me bullshit for it, I don't care, I'm ghosting them.
>>19216571this is your brain on conservatism
>>19216597>>19216612enjoy your aids and dying in poverty
>>19216630thus the poltard shows their true colors!
>>19215977Oh shit no no no anon you're supposed to go from uni dorms to moving out elsewhere, not uni dorms then back to parents, that's the #1 way to find yourself still living there in 5 years time. Protip: The perfect time and circumstances to move out will never arrive.
>>19216630>Anon wants to find romance even if his family won't let him>Massive fit ending in wishing poverty and death on himDo you seriously think you are the person to lecture anyone about bonds of any kind? Fuck off cunt
>>19217491hook, line, and sinker
>>19216400Oh also dumbass, having accepting parents means you don't need to explicitly show or hide shit like that from them. My mom and dad don't know my fetishes or anything like that, cause it isn't their business and they don't care as long as I'm safe.If someone's family has already made them feel like they have to explicitly hide that shit, they have already failed on their end of the relationship.
>>19215926why did you have to set off my nostalgia anonI remember seeing that on flipnote studio all the fucking time
>>19216479>Pretend its all to get pussy,this
>>19216826Well, I do live in a dorm, it's just that, on the weekends, I go back home. I don't live in a dorm through the whole week but my plan is to finish uni, get a job, even a mediocre one, just enough so I can pay for my own apartment.I'm already independent in all other fields though, I know how to take care of myself, cook, clean, general houseworking stuff etc., so I'd definetely be fine on my own.
>>19215861Go out like EFchan
>>19215861I was raised in the same type of houshold. I just did it anyway and bought clothes with my own money. It all turned to shit when they thought I was gay.
>>19215861Have you spoken to your parents?
>>19218439Ah cool that's good, well done. Weird, my dorms were 24/7 all semester. It's never too early to start jobhunting though, don't forget other people at your uni may also be snapping up local job listings around graduation time, get the jump on them. Swimming is a decent excuse for shaving, doubly so if you actually do it to keep in shape so it's not actually a lie.
>>19215861Have you tried getting better parents?
>>19215861get a PO box.
>>19215914Based
