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/clg/ - Cis Lesbian General: /fit/ Edition 2

At the behest of anon, who somehow thinks she can become truly /fit/ during the kung flu

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Previously, on /clg/: >>16463373
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First for suits.
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>>16499561
>that pic
God I love brunettes. I’m always so torn between wanting a strong Latina gf with dark brown hair and a pale redhead.
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>>16500196
The former is definitely better, so don't worry, I picked for you
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>>16500196
I’ve been debating going back to my natural color but thought I’d look boring, thanks anon
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Hello lesbians. I thought I was on a good track to get over my ex gf who bicycled me but I'm not feeling too great. I missed the last several threads which... appears to be for the better actually. Cant believe yall simped a bi for grainy boob pics like a thirsty /soc/ man. How are you?
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>>16500988
>my ex gf who bicycled me
F
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>>16500988
I am literally living pic related rn, chilling in a tent with my qtgf asleep beside me. However i resent letting her have the good airbed, i slept like shit. The trials of the simp
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>>16501124
I'm gullible man, I see the signs and question it but they make me feel crazy when I do, and I start to think they must be right. I deserved it for being a dumbass. I just want to feel happy sometimes.

>>16501162
That sounds nice. I want to go camping even with just friends but I am terrified of insects. Are airbeds pretty good together with sleeping bags? I have a good sleeping bag but I'm used to sleeping in weird places so the ground isn't too terrible. What I really want us to go easy mode with a camper but the upkeep, cleaning, property tax...
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>>16501232
You don’t deserve any such thing. Shit happens to the best of us. Keep your head up, you’re crown is falling sis
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i heard cooking can cure depression
what are some yummy recipes you like

>>16501232
you had it coming, but nobody deserves that! i hope you find better!
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>>16501232
You have to pay property tax on a camper? That's such a scam.
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>>16501260
>>16501415
Thank you. It's just an Indonesian barrel racing board but it feels nice to be around comrades.

>>16501443
Say you have a 20k RV and property tax rate in your area is 1.50, that means 1.50 per 100usd the property is assessed to be worth. 20k divided into 100 and multiplied at 1.50 is 300usd a year to pay out. It gets higher depending on where you live.
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>>16501513
Wow, taxation *is* theft.
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>>16501580
capitalism is theft too, but on a grander scale
business owners / executives underpay their workers and overcharge their customers and keep the difference as "profit"
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>>16501595
Well yeah, every worker instinctually recognizes they generate far more value for their employer than they're paid.
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>>16501580
You pay taxes on the money you make, pay them again when you buy goods and services, pay them when you sell things as a merchant because it's considered income and therefore must be taxed, you pay tax on owned assets (houses, vehicles, etc) and the higher the assessed worth the more you pay to keep them. My house alone is around 1000usd a year. Not including insurance, car insurance, house insurance, natural disasters might come separate, life insurance, health insurance. Milked like sad silly cows.
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>>16500196
great taste
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>>16501601
Look at this fancy bitch with a house. But yeah it sucks, no wonder the rich dodge taxes so much. I can understand paying taxes on your wages and stuff but having to pay extra just for owning certain things no way
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Do we want kids /clg/?
And if so, how?

I plan on platonic co-parenting with a man (preferably gay) and living in the same household together.
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>>16501618
They're working on that iPS shit that lets egg cells be fertilized with the DNA of other egg cells. So I'd want that.
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>>16501621
Hmm proceed with caution. That sounds like playing god tb.h Nothing wrong with sperm
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>pronounce saving crush in drunk stupor wrong
>message her
>tell her she's pretty that's why I'm dumb lol
Fuck I'm retarded, just end me
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>>16501621
u think men will let that happen?
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>>16501633
>Nothing wrong with sperm
Apart from the fact that it is sourced from a man and may result in another one.
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>>16501638
what?
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>>16501683
That’s not a problem if you’re not a man-hater
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>>16501618
God no. I can't imagine anything worse. I want my life to be lived for me, I've had enough living for everyone else.
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>>16501618
no i can't imagine sharing my life with someone let alone raise a child.
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>>16501618
I thought I didn't care for having kids for ages until I stumbled upon a family vlog channel (cringe ik but they're really sweet) with two moms and I just melted at how adorable and domestic their life is. Turns out, I just don't wanna get pregnant or be married to a man, the idea of having a loving wife and building a family with her sounds like a dream to me now. Sad how it's not an easy thing to achieve though.

>plan on platonic co-parenting with a man
Why the hell would you want that?
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>>16502481
Sounds like you’ve had it rough
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>>16502566
Numerous benefits.
1. No need for finding a sperm donor, who’s relationship to your children might cause problems later on.
2. Children have a biological mother and father in their lives.
3. Related to the point above, life will just be easier. We’ll be able to travel anywhere without fear of discrimination.
4. A platonic relationship (friendship) won’t have the same pressure as a romantic relationship. We won’t have any spousal bitterness, fights or divorce.
5. He and I will be free to enjoy our love lives as we wish. And if our romantic relationships come to a natural end as they often do, it won’t tear the family apart.
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>>16502573
I just never learned how to do what's good for me. Spent my whole life doing whatever made other people happy instead. I'm glad I never fell into the baby trap though, because that's one you can't escape.
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>>16499561
>At the behest of anon, who somehow thinks she can become truly /fit/ during the kung flu
lol, but anon I can keep myself fit during the pandemic.
Exercising at home is something that helps a lot (also watching your diet). If not at least go to the park early or around dusk and walk/jog.

If one anon with a bad heart can maintain herself fit even after an operation and during the pandemic, then sure thing some perfectly healthy anons can do it to.
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>>16501695
I drunk text my crush.

Farewell, /clg/. I only know to deactivate my social media accounts now.
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what's with anon talking about giving a birth for another thread in row? has average /cgl/esbian become that old?
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>>16502869
Idk about that anon but I'm 25, so I'm getting there. I don't want kids but I know SO many people who have them/are about to have them
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>>16502838
>I drunk text my crush.
Not as bad as drunk-texting your ex. Trust me.
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What was is that some anon said years ago? If you can still say inebriated, you're in the clear.
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How tf do I find a gender crit gf? It feels like every girl I end up talking to ends up being fine with lesbians with dicks. I never know how to approach this subject and I just want a gf who isn’t insane.
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>give birth, anon! you shouldn't hate men! sperm is cute!
>you can just marry a gay man, then he won't creep on you1
is this some kind of fetish? kys you freak
man-hating is COOL and if a dick ever touched me i'd unironically neck myself
stop contriving scenarios in which case a lesbian might wanna fuck a dude

>>16501621
it's not really viable as it is, since you have to implant your germ cells into some guy's balls so he can differentiate them into cum(female), but then you only have one female sperm surrounded by millions of male ones with no way to extract it or ensure it's viable
it does give a cool possibility though
>kidnap shota
>inject your egg into his balls
>wait a few days
>rape him
>impregnate yourself with your own cum(female)
>give birth to yourself
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>>16502734
>I'm glad I never fell into the baby trap though
Getting knocked up? That's some het shit tho
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>>16503483
am i a fucked up dyke for wanting to conceive? i dont want to fuck a man or anything, but rather do artificial insemination OR better yet host my wife's egg in my body after it gets inseminated by a sperm donor. if i ever end up getting a wife
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>>16503388
No, theoretically we can do IVF with our own female-originated sperm cells. Basically: 1. obtain female stem cells 2. change to pluripotent stem cells with injected DNA sequences 3. make sperm 4. put female sperm in petri dish with eggs to make embryo 5. put in uterus
But I agree that the process isn't really viable yet since the success rate between steps 1 and 2 is like less than 1% and also contains a bunch of other steps.
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>>16503388
>is this some kind of fetish?
Ah yes, human reproduction, such a fetish. Kys retard

Who says I would have to marry or fuck the guy to become pregnant? you absolute autist
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>>16503598
No it's not fucked up, and don't let some retard tell you it is. The next generation can be in our hands too sis.
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>>16503598
>>16503750
sorry femanons, i'm happy if you can have kids and carry on your lineage, it's just you kinda sound like a straight dude passing off his dicking a lesbian fetish sometimes
personally i'd love for nothing more than to conceive with another cis girl but the idea of taking sperm from a man is gross and i would be happy just adopting since my sisters are taking care of the family tree by themselves
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>>16503790
adoption is kino too. i would rather adopt but my sister is a lesbian too and i honestly doubt shes going to have kids at all let alone concieve, and i sort of want to pass along the family genetic lineage for my parents sake
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>>16503790
>>16503811
Adoption is complicated and expensive tho. Not to mention pretty cucked. I know so many adult adoptees. They always go in search of their "real parents" once they reach a certain age.
Don't let SpErM iS gRoSs stop you from having your own bio kids
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>>16503865
Yeah I never understand it because adoption & actual IVF both sound expensive as fuck
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>>16503149
Nevermind, she thanked me for the compliment.
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>>16503865
>tracking down your sperm donor
why
americans and their obsession with heritage is gross
i'd only look for my bio parents out of idle curiosity
adoptive parents are the real parents
if you make adoptive parents feel otherwise then you're human garbage
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It's national girlfriend day! How are you coping, /clg/?

t.tfw gf
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>>16504440
It's not even an American thing tho, you'll find that across the board with adoptees. Cruel af.
That's why i'm just gonna link up with a gay guy to have mine. That setup probs isn't for everyone but It will work for me
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>>16504578
>tfw got dumped by gf 2 weeks ago
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>>16504579
would be cute if you called him uncle
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>>16504617
He'd be their father tho, so they can call him dad
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>>16504578
I’m not.
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Lot of broken hearts itt
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>>16504578
coping with what? I have a girlfriend and love her very much.
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>>16501618
No one in this thread should have children.

You’ve ruined your own lives with poor life decisions, don’t ruin someone else’s.
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>>16504872
What if I already have kids?
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>>16504872
stfu imbecile
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>>16504091
I'm so fucking smooth when drunk. I should do a few shots and message her again.
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>>16505337
ask her out
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>>16504745
why do women do this to us
another night of getting shitfaced to forget her
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>>16504745
who is this and why do her eyebrows look like that
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>>16506492
It only works while and if you're hanging out with interesting people in the process.
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>>16506552
That's the drawn on shit, aka the cruelest trick the cosmetics industry ever pulled
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>>16505498
How would you guys feel if somebody asked you out over the internet? I know COVID makes it impractical in person but still.
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>>16506653
Where the fuck are you that people still take COVID seriously
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>>16499561
>who somehow thinks she can become truly /fit/ during the kung flu
I would have been happy with just not gaining 40lb
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>>16506782
Beautiful at any size girl
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>>16506782
Cute!
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>>16506749
america, land of like 50k cases a day
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>>16506804
That’s still incredibly low and it’s literally just the boomer remover
CBC in Canada has actually released articles about how racist rona is since 80 some percent of cases are in “racialised” community’s
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>>16506804
>like 50k cases a day
60, actually, closer to 70.
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>>16506782
How do people gain instead of lose weight in these conditions. You can't go to bars or go to restaurants anymore.
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>>16506835
https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5669091

>COVID-19 is not the great equalizer — it discriminates
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>>16506835
there are plenty of articles out there about even people in their 20s and 30s being left with permanent lung and heart damage after corona dude. Your attitude is about 4 months too late here
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>>16506844
Skip the dishes and sedentary lifestyle
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>>16506867
Pic Fucking related
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>>16506867
Do you still think shutting down the economy and ruining people’s lives was worth it ?
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>>16506897
that's the deceased numbers aren't they

>>16506916
well for one here in the states we're barely even shut down which is why it's so bad
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>>16506835
In about 16 days more Americans will have died from COVID-19 in the past 5 months than in WWI and Vietnam War combined.
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>>16506929
>well for one here in the states we're barely even shut down which is why it's so bad
Speak for yourself

t. trapped in san fran-motherfucking-cisco
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>>16506943
Damn. The fact that I haven't contracted it with my job, location, and hobbies is nuts to me.
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>>16506929
Speak for yourself not getting shut down
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>>16506951
Didn't they pretend they were going to re open and then backpedal hard

>>16506981
well in either case there's going to be untold financial damage because of deaths
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>>16506988
Old ass people dying really isn’t a hit to the economy
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>>16506958
Have you tested negative both for the virus and also antibodies? If not, you may have already had it asymptomatically.
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>>16506943
How many of those people were on deaths door as it was
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>>16506999
Fuck you're stupid...
/clg/? that explains it
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>>16506999
Who do you think owns property and businesses though
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>>16506988
>Didn't they pretend they were going to re open and then backpedal hard
Well, the very stable genius keeps spewing lots of detached from reality shit.
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>>16507039
This is gonna be like the Renaissance where the black plague took out entire families and wealth+land got redistributed to whoever was alive.
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>>16507039
Most 80 year olds ain’t running company’s
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>>16507039
Bunch of shit gets redistributed after boomers die?
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>>16506988
Yeah. They're now requiring mask usage for RUNNING OUTSIDE. Absolutely fucking retarded. I'm just not doing it desu, there's no enforcement at all.

>>16507058
We're talking about San Francisco, dumbass.
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>>16507094
Your not wearing a mask?
No wonder covid is out of control
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>>16507063
>>16507084
You wish. That is not how capitalism works.
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>>16507144
yeah lol it's gonna get tied up and bought for the already rich for pennies on the dollar
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>>16507140
Yeah I'm hoping I give it to your grandma. She's kind of a bitch.
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>>16507144
That’s how wills work
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>>16507168
The kids of rich assholes are also rich assholes
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>>16506844
Gyms are closed and stress eating.
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>>16507144
We unironically need socialism so Fucking bad
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>>16507175
Can confirm
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>>16507175
This.

>>16507201
>socialism
Also does not work, because humans are doing it (ref.: China, Cuba, North Korea, Soviet Union).
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>>16507290
Dictatorships are not socialism
That’s where they keep getting it wrong
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>>16507310
>Dictatorships
Nor China, nor Soviet Union are/were dictatorships.

Yeah, USSR had Stalin calling the shots for 30 years, which was the period when the most people in the Union were killed. But after he was gone it was "the people" (technically the Party, but being both humans and citizens — people) who took the power, fucking stupid, corrupt, greedy human animals. No, no power to the people, the dumb fucks, ever.
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>>16507459
Bitch you retarded
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>trannies shilling socialism
Daily reminder that socialism has failed every time it's been tried. Get out of your mom's basement and get a job lmao.
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>>16507486
It’s also been ducked up every time it was tried.
Real socialism would work and be a godsend
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>>16507496
A functioning system accounts for human fallibility. Socialism does not, which is why it is "fucked up" every time. This idyllic "real socialism" you're imagining is as fundamentally impossible as feeding the world a diet of hope and rainbows. And you'd know that if you had ever accomplished a single thing by yourself in your entire life, because adversity teaches you a lot about the way the world works.

Die mad, failson. Get a job.
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>>16507484
Thanks, I knew I was right.
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>>16507560
Yes!
>>16507496
>Real socialism
Pig wings, chicken teeth, frozen fire — I too can name shit that does not exist, nor will it ever.
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>>16501232
>Are airbeds pretty good together with sleeping bags?
Regular cell foam sleeping pads work well enough for me
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Should I get a rainbow mask once my worn out current one breaks? Have we finally found a way to break femme invisibility?
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>>16508416
I will have to get a cheap egg carton pad and try it out. My yard is pretty big and sometimes in nice weather I just hang right in the yard... I'm an autist but being outside at night is nice. I need to get some popcorn and dumplings or soup stuff for my camp stove.

How did this thread turn into socialism
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>>16508834
You use your camp stove in your backyard? That's pretty adorable.
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>>16508964
I don't understand how. I don't travel much anymore, I like to stay home where things are how I want them. I like my single butane burner and find it easier to control than propane so it's easier to roast meat or heat a full pan but the wood burning stove produces a better scent and dry wood isn't hard to get ahold of around here. Having soup, tea or cocoa or cider in a steel mug is nice. Hot jello liquid is good for winter and hiking.
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>>16508600
Sounds kinda cute but I for one find wearing rainbow shit somewhat cringe. Also even if you're noticeably gay girls will still be too shy to ask you out.
But idk maybe try it out and buy two masks: one rainbow one plain. It doesn't look like rona's going away soon.
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>>16507486
I have a job
I’m a shitty gas station clerk
What do you want from me
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>>16508600
I vote do it, haven’t found one I like yet but I’ve been debating it too. I know people think pride shits kinda tacky (>>16509286 - is right getting a plain one too is a good plan) but I think it could be cute.

I have a few subtle-ish pride things I wear all the time & today was the first time in a while anyone pointed it out lmao.
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>>16506653
You guys didn't answer me.
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>>16510018
It's weird but the year is 2020 and anything goes
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>>16510018
it depends on a lot of variables moron, give us more context, elaborate
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>>16510018
Does she live far away? Not a great idea. Are you close enough to meet irl? Then you can make your intentions clear early and if she reciprocates you can set up meetings, dates etc as the situations allow.
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>>16510069
We do live in the same city but her family is one of those paranoid ones. She will be attending a PA program 2 hours away while I am seeking employement.
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>>16510113
Asking her out over the internet doesn't sound like the thing that might be an issue; rather that she will attend rigorous schooling and you will be getting a job and adhering to a new schedule. If you want to ask her out, be prepared for the "not a good time right now" response. Note how she interacts with you after to see if she's not interested in something else and trying to be nice or if it's really not a good time, which, for both of you, considering all outlying circumstances, it kind of isn't. Remember that it's not the end of the world if she wants to wait or it doesn't work out and good luck to you if it does.
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>>16510211
I see....
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>>16507290
Finland did it right tho, but they have socialism and capitalism mixed
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>>16511531
And copious amounts of vodka
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>>16509138
I mean it's just cute to me, backyard camping what a concept.
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>>16511923
You seem to know the thing, anony
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I have a confession to make. I have never valued women. Most of the time I treated them as sexual objects, and only until recently have I ever met a woman who was on par with me intellectually that I am able to have a normal conversation with. I am glad I found this person when I could have easily written her off a couple years ago. I apologize.

I didn't really understand the expectations that society, us men in particular, forces upon women until today. 2 days ago, I shaved my legs just to see how it would feel. And while I did enjoy a slight bliss and eroticism of feeling feminine for the first day, I am now in complete agony. The hair is starting to grow back, and it feels as if I'm am being pricked by a million of hot needles. This really sucks.

I've started to wear pantyhose and while this helps a tiny bit, it is not particularly a long term strategy. Especially if I need to go outside for something. I now understand the plight and suffering of women. I can't imagine having to shave my legs constantly. I can't imagine having to wax pubic hair, essentially torture myself to not offend the opposite sex. I can't imagine having to wear heels that are too small and confining just to appear taller. It's a shame women most constantly suffer for our enjoyment. And if I had the power to do so, I would reduce the suffering of these acts.
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I've been going through khan academy's corriculum on economics and finance the last two weeks. It's well-made and interesting. In the basics portion, it's obvious why planned economics are terrible. Now I feel even more superior to commies.
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>>16513118
>corriculum
curriculum*
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>>16513118
i couldnt make it through economics :(
I feel like such a brainlet when dealing with money.
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>>16513118
>planned economics are terrible
I believe this is true of many things — give humans control over something and sooner or later a dumb/greedy fucker (or a pack of them) will show up and ruin everything. Be it economy, ideology or politics.
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>>16513118
>says socialists are dumb-dumbs
>writes an article that stupid

Holy shit, the amount of fallacies of inference in that article.
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I haven't eaten my girlfriend's pussy in over a week I am going to DIE
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>>16501232
Yeah bugs arent a huge issue, just keep your tent zipped and put some bug spray around the door. Self-inflating mats are great too.
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>>16513709
Motorboat that vulva the fuck are you doing
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So I've been flirting with this QT girl at my local coffee shop near my work for a few weeks, and today she asked for my number!! I still have 0 idea if she's actually attracted to women, but an exciting development nonetheless!
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I’m staying at some suburban camping for a day. Just saw some random woman grabbing another chick’s ass in public. Women have lost all the shame these days!
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>>16513785
Wait do people exchange numbers platonically?
t. Autist
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>>16513811
That was hot tho :/
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>>16513825
yeah it's normal if it's between two of the same sex. it's why i'm never too excited when a girl asks my number. s m h
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>>16513825
>>16513908
Yeah, I'm hopeful that she's gay because she has a nose ring, is learning to ride a motorbike, and gives me that general lesbo vibe. Also I'm pretty sure she knows I'm gay through one of her coworkers that I also chat to frequently. Fingers crossed!
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do you guys play FFXIV?
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>>16513935
>she has a nose ring
She's definitely gay.
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>>16513760
She has deadlines I can't
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Fingerbanged a girl whose name I don't even know at a party last night, lads.
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>>16514495
It was me
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>>16513709
Haven’t had my pussy eaten in OVER 2 WEEKS I’m already dead
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>>16513709
>>16514616
Been having bad sex for a year I'm already dead
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>>16514616
does getting your pussy ate actually feel good or am I broken
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>>16514616
>over 2 weeks
>>16514495
NORMIES GET OUT RREEEEEEEE
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>>16514707
How bad can it be?
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>>16514901
you’re broken
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>>16514901
Feels pretty fucking great desu.
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>>16514964
lol @ virgins
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>>16515016
Eeh. It's like a pineapple pizza.
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>>16515104
Pineapple pizza is delicious.
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>>16515122
Don’t be sick. It’s edible at best
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>>16515156
No. It's delicious.
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>>16515173
Nah. PUSSY is delicious *chefs kiss*
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>>16515072
>>16515074
i-is it cause i’ve only been with men
tfw ive never had an orgasm that wasnt my own doing
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>>16513978
I bought it and played the free trial during the beginning of this year. I'm considering buying the 1 month subscription one of these days tho.
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>>16515294
Jesus that’s depressing
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>>16515417
I just figured that was just the fate of a women. I just whip out that wand on my own time.
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>>16515513
Men actually do eat pussy tho, just not to completion. It’s just foreplay for them.
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>>16515544
I have been eaten out by men a few times but I just never finish. I never finish no matter what I do with them in bed.
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Anon asked for pics of my adventure the other day, here's a waterfall I went to. I'm in France now and happy that my language studies enable me to order their delicious bread, but bummed I can't talk to all these pretty girls in pretty bookshops.
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>>16515281
based spain coomers
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>>16515581
Relatable
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>>16515294
>i-is it cause i’ve only been with men
Why would you even subject yourself to that
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>>16515585
Ayy I'm in France too right now. It's like they've never even heard of bras, wonderful.
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>>16515709
Ayy where in France are you? Have a favourite pastry yet?
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>>16515585
Oh wow. That’s awesome.

>>16515703
NTA but I’m assuming comphet. I dated a couple men because I thought I “had” to when I was younger - no feelings past platonic & physically grossed me out a bit but I assumed that’s how it was for everyone. Ends up I’m just an idiot and straight & bi women don’t try to force themselves to like men.
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Would you guys date an inexperienced bisexual girl?
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>>16515732
I'm in Saint-Paul-de-Vence, between Cannes and Nice. Very comfy place, a favourite of Chagall (and his resting place)
I just arrived today so I haven't had much more than a lot of good Rosé and a croque madame but it's very enjoyable.
Where about are you anon?
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>>16515840
I wouldn't mind taking someone's lesbian virginity...teaching her about the female body and its unique pleasures...showing her our customs, our ways, our lesbian traditions
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>>16515882
Nah. Taking a lesbian’s virginity > taking a bisexual’s virginity
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>>16515840
Not personally, no. I'm sure some of them are lovely, but that's a hell of a gamble. Assuming she's inexperienced with women but not with men, anyway.
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How about dating a febfem? (Female-exclusive bisexual female). Basically, a bi chick who chooses to only date women
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>>16515945
Even many lesbians have had past experience with men (>>16515806 for example) so it's basically the same thing: lesbian virginity = experiencing another woman for the first time, regardless of past experience or current identity.
Either way she'll be a lesbian by the time I'm through with her ;3
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>>16516003
we call those people lesbians
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>>16516003
I wonder if cis women come up with this stupid and neurotic labelling themselves, or if some /pol/ trannies invaded reddit to make them just as retarded as them.
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>>16516038
even though you experience attraction to men??
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>>16516047
Actually it came from tumblr radfems
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>>16515847
I remember you saying it being one of your favourite places in France. I actually saved it on my list of places to go to, kek.

>Chagall, rosé and croque madame
So cultured. I'm in Strasbourg myself.
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>>16516051
‘honorary lesbians’ perhaps
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>>16516003
idk, even if they never dated a man and don't intend to the cock craving is still there
>>16516047
nah tumblr radfems coinded this word, i'm pretty sure i was there when it happened.
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>>16516003
No, because I have before and she still wanted to experience dick at least once. And did, many times after. During our relationship. So no.
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do you guys feel threatened by lesbian trans women or do you welcome them
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>>16516069
>>16516089
Don't tell me their groups haven't been invaded by trannies encouraging their hysteria.
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Do y'all believe passing trans women behave indistinguishably from cis women?
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>>16516003
Idk if there was some way to tell for sure that this girl was committed to never dating a guy I'd just call that a lesbian. It's no one's fucking business what goes on inside someone else's head or what her reason is for being les, all that matters is what choices she makes and how she actually acts.
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>>16516003
I'd date a febfem

>>16516038
No we fucking don't.

>>16516051
Ignore that retard.
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>>16516116
On average, no, definitely not. But there are plenty of passing trans women that don't stand out for their behavior, since there is no single way that either trans women or cis women act.
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>>16516126
"Lesbian" means exclusively same-sex attracted. If she's attracted to men she's not a lesbian. You sound like a coping bisexual who wants to pretend to be a lesbian. Unironically kill yourself.
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>>16516100
>dating a bisexual woman
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>>16516144
Don't respond to trannies
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>>16516100
Then she was weak. She failed in her pursuits as a febfem. I, however, will never fail.
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>>16516076
>So cultured.
Well it was pretty cheap Rosé and croque madame (but good!)
>Strasbourg
Nice you basically couldn't be further away from me while still being in the same country lel. Never been there actually but from the pictures it looks very nice.
I'll take some pics tomorrow, I got up way too early today and was sleepwalking a little most of the day.
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>>16516150
I don't do it now, which is why it's a no from me.

>>16516166
Yeah I don't fall for that.
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>>16516100
i never want to experience such cuckdom
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>>16516176
Abstaining from men is no uphill battle. I prefer women anyway.
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>>16516176
As a bisexual woman dating a man, I fantasize about women all the time but have no intention on cheating on him. But I can understand the discomfort for the other person that this is happening in my head at all.
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>>16516215
Absolutely pathetic.
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>>16516030
What’s the thought on lesbian virgins, then? Waste of time or worth a shot?
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>>16516215
Why are you even in this thread, go back.
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>>16516145
I don’t call myself a lesbian because I respect that lesbian = homosexual female. But ngl it would save time
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>>16516107
that would be one dedicated tranny but honestly? i appreciate it, i know it's textbook political lesbianism but i'd rather they label themselves as something else rather than larp as lesbians
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>>16516173
I'm very much looking forward to the local wine. I need to go back home soon, wish I'd have more time to spend in France.

>Nice you basically couldn't be further away from me while still being in the same country lel.
I could be in Lille! I was in Salzburg last week so I guess we're on the opposite end of the same country quite often, huh?
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>>16516260
Idk, I'm a tranny and I have invaded TERF groups before. I tend to gain a lot of approval pretty quick, too, because I have a quick vocabulary and that is pretty much all that matters to seem smart and convincing to TERFs.
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>>16516224
pathetic i can keep it in my pants?
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>>16516290
No one cares about you and your fucking caveman bf ok
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>>16516311
I was just empathizing with u even though the idea of the scary cheating bisexual is only stemmed from your insecurities
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>>16516361
You're not even responding to the same person, you originally responded to me and I just want to let you know I dont give a fuck either.
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>>16516287
tranny leave

(i did the same except i larped as a map MTF back when the pedo community was big on tumblr)
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>>16516145
Here lemme try and expand on that: a label isn't ever going to be completely perfect on the individual level. We all have our internal complexities and contradictions that make it difficult to define ourselves with machine-like accuracy. Like previous posters said that type of tumblr mentality that we have to hyper categorize ourselves is ridiculous.
So I have no problems with a febfem calling herself a lesbian in public but then privately finding some guys attractive (usually chicks I've met that are like this just say they have a guy crush on x celebrity or fictional character). Like I wouldn't kick my gf out if she said she sometimes thinks about the D, I'd just buy a fucking strap on and show her a good time.
I understand getting extra jealous of men and being misandrist, I get that way too, but cheaters are gonna cheat no matter what.

"It is our choices, Harriet, that show what we truly are, far more than our [thoughts]."
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>>16516403
Okay, I'll leave

*stays*
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>>16516403
the hell is a map
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>>16516443
You don't want to know.
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>>16516241
Depends on the chick but might as well, I wouldn't exclude a girl based on virginity alone. What's there to loose?
But if she was some 'pls give me suga mommy to take my virginity uwu' 19 year old like I've been seeing on HER lately I'd have my qualms.
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>>16516443
nobody tell her
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>>16516416
>literal paragraphs of COPE about being a bihet
We get it, you're a bisexual. Get out of our thread.
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>>16516416
So wholesome to read. Thank you lesanon. Absolute gf material
t. febfem
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>>16516241
You're the same anon that asked about febfems and inexperienced bis right? Is this a specific girl you're after or...?
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>>16516474
>her
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>>16516509
nobody tell xir, happy?
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>>16516490
>>16516477

I'll just sit here with all my febfem love happy with my open minded life
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>make Tinder
>girl messages me first
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>>16516477
No jk I don't wanna bully you but seriously when it comes to irl dating you're never gonna find that perfect fantasy girl who checks all the boxes, you have to be open to compromise sometimes.
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>>16516545
Ghost her. Nobody that desperate is worth it.
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Okay
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>>16516490
That's not a lesanon lol. Maybe I should re-evaluate my willingness to date febfems if you guys are this determined to be absolute cunts to lesbians.
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Just tell her she's pretty (not sexy, might come off as thirsty)
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>>16516563
I'm not "compromising" on dating a homophobic liar, thanks.
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>>16516534
>posting literal paragraphs trying to justify calling yourself something that you're not because you're too chickenshit to be who you actually are
Yeah I'm sure you're a really happy and secure person
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ew. thread is a shitshow today. later taters
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>>16516742
Threadly reminder that /lesgen/ does not have shitshows and does now have a general thread.
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>>16516772
moar like mtfgen lmao
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>these last several threads
Wew. Have a nice day to real lesbians only.

If you're playing animal crossing and not a time traveler don't forget the fireworks tonight.
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>>16516471
Fair enough. Yeah that....doesn’t sound good aha.

>>16516503
Nope, was just interjecting out of curiosity. Literally had never heard the phrase fabfem until today lmao.
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>>16515585
Ohh, that's so pretty anon. I always wanted to go to France but the closest I have been is to edinburg lol.
Hope you are having/had fun.
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>>16516785
No I mean Supes' 9chan board lol
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>>16516679
>Maybe I should re-evaluate my willingness to date febfems if you guys are this determined to be absolute cunts to lesbians
How so?
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>a girl i've been talking to online is head over heels for me
>i think she's hot but i don't like her back
is it ethical to ask her for nudes?
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>>16516932
Yes, but the only way it won't be super awkward is if you send one first
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>>16516856
I recently tried to come back to ACNH and actually forgot completely about the fireworks. Thanks for the reminder anon.
And have a nice day too!
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>>16516686
>homophobic liar
Like I said, we don’t call ourselves lesbians so ??)
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>>16516906
how active is that board
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>>16516991
>clg: always the most boringly civilized and rational corner of 4chan
Anon...
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>>16516925
The fact that I even have to explain this for the umpteenth time is just tiring.

By taking a term that means US and trying to change the definition to mean YOU, you fuck with our ability to talk about our own experiences. I already have to constantly clarify that I am a lesbian, meaning exclusively same-sex attracted, because bisexual tourists are constantly claiming the label and perpetuating the idea that all a lesbian needs is to find the right dick. Homosexuality is a singular experience that you can never comprehend because you aren't one, and by trying to hem and haw your way into it you're making it harder for us to talk about, even amongst ourselves. Be who you are, don't claim to be one of us.
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>>16516960
i usually only send nudes if i'm asked to first but i'll try
>>16516991
ur right about the boring part but that's about it
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>>16516969
Redd is also doing a raffle. Look at him. I love him
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How do you ladies see yourselves living if you were born in a past century? Would you still be lesbian? How would you avoid marriage to a man, if at all?
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>>16517032
But we don’t call ourselves lesbians, hence the term febfem.
Yes I can’t comprehend homosexuality and I don’t claim to. Just like you can’t comprehend what it means to be us
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>>16516144
So you believe that some passing trans women act indistinguishably from cis lesbians? That seems a controversial sentiment.
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>>16517100
as a lesbian in the third world i'm already living in the past century, i'm avoiding marriage by staying in college for as long as possible until i'm too old to be liked by a man
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>>16517129
Right, the other one up there was saying febfems are lesbians because paragraphs of cope, and that's being a cunt to lesbians. If you're just a febfem who doesn't claim to be a lesbian or act like febfems "identifying as lesbian" is acceptable then you're fine. The anon I responded to said that copepost was "wholesome,' so clearly she's a fucking cunt.
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>>16516991
Social outcast females (clg posters) are generally less fucked up than their male counterparts (broader 4chan). Also lesbians are just better than everyone else
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>>16517169
Yeah, I realise calling yourself a lesbian when you’re not is damaging to actual lesbians, but I’d be lying if i said it wasn’t tempting. No one outside of tumblr knows what febfem is. They think it’s another retarded made up gender
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>>16517266
Either say "I'm bisexual" or "I only date women" depending on your needs in the particular conversation.
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>>16517066
Cute! I went 2~3 months without playing ACNH so I'm a bit out of the loop right now. His raffle seems adorably fun.
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>>16517281
Yeah it’s usually that. Fuck i wish I were an actual lesbian ughhh
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>>16516991
No high levels of testosterone and male socialization
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>>16517218
>proud of being normie
The males are right about most things, honestly.
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>>16517606
>disliking normies
based
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>>16516932
I cringe every time sending naked pictures comes up
Not a good idea if you ask me
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>>16517817
i'm going for it anyway but thanks for the input
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>>16517606
Based desu
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>>16517817
Ok grandma
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>>16517302
I haven't played much lately but I'm trying to force myself to keep doing things I know I used to love through depression. How come you stopped? Bored?

>>16517986
You either are a lesbian or you aren't. It's not scoops of ice cream. If they didn't feel there was some social benefit or cool points to using the label they wouldn't bother doing it if they aren't homosexual.
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>>16516901
This is my first time in France too, I've been wanting to go for the longest time also but as I'm learning French I decided I was going to reward myself with a trip once I become more proficient. I love Edinburgh too, it's where my father lives actually. Are you a burger?

>>16517100
I'd aim to be another Virginia Woolf.
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>>16518124
Assuming someone’s French isn’t very good how difficult would it be to get by visiting France ?
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>>16518124
How’s the covid there?
Masks or no ?
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>>16518124
Like half of my family(from my father side too!) lives there so we used to go almost every summer and for Christmas.
Rest of the time we live in texas. Sadly since the last 2 years I haven't been able to go, but once all this is over I plan on taking some vacations there, maybe even France.

Speaking of which how is the English there? Like my French isn't /that/ bad but it isn't as good either, I just don't feel confident enough.
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>>16518359
Masks are required in the shops, on the streets you're free to roam without one.

>>16518310
>>16518400
>(from my father side too!)
Fun! My father is English but moved to Edinburgh many years ago due to his job. Our relationship isn't very good though so I always fear running into him when I'm in Scotland. Or that he turns out to be one of the bodies on Naked Attraction.
Must have been quite the shock in temperature for you. Hope you can go visit soon, is there anywhere else in Europe that's on your bucket list?

>English in France
Seems like there is truth to the stereotype the French are lazy English speakers. Bunch of them have responded in French when speaking English to them, but as long as you don't go to little villages I think it'll be fine. Signs and stuff are all in English too. Since Strasbourg is bordering Germany and used to be under its rule I've been hearing and reading a lot of German too, street names are bilingual here.
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>>16517100
I see myself killing myself before I'm 30
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>>16518619
>Must have been quite the shock in temperature for you.
Tbh no, I have spent also a good part of my life in Minnesota so I'm used to the cold and the constant weather change.

Hope you can go visit soon, is there anywhere else in Europe that's on your bucket list?
Thanks, and we planned a vacation trip to see the northern lights, but opted against it for some reason.
Will probably to do link related sometime next year, or one to Japan during the Olympics.
https://www.tourradar.com/t/6254#p=1_
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Has anyone watched Shera, is it any good? Any other western stuff with lesbianos or just good female cast? Been thinking about watching AT again because it's light and fun. I know plenty of manga and LNs but something in English or even like Wakfu or Moomin. Please I beg. I need some good distraction.
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>>16519168
I liked She-Ra, never watched the original though.
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>>16519168
>>16519279
God two amazing ships
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>>16519327
[purring intensifies]
I swear I'm not a furry
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>>16502602
Kind of makes sense and I see the vision but might work out much more difficult than that irl
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>>16503269
A girl that isn't heavily into "politics," maybe? One without a twitter? One who doesn't perform wokeness for social media points? I'm trying to find some gender crit bffs because I have to keep all my views secret from my woke girl-dick-loving friends.
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>>16517100
live my life disguised as a man so i can get married to a woman, probably
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>>16506749
Maybe the hardest hit city in the world...
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>>16519414
What’s wrong with girls who have dicks ?
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>>16518951
Iceland for the norther lights!
Do it
You can also visit the penis museum
It’s mostly whale dicks and funny as fuck
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>>16519480
Do you actually know anyone who’s had the rona?
Not trying to be a bitch just curious
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>>16514901
I like it over the panties is that weird
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>>16517100
>>16519431
This but as a pirate
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>>16519524
Yes
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>>16519279
I was a little ambivalent about the remake but it seems harmless and I like other characters like Entrapta and Scorpia from the fan stuff and caps I've seen.

I've gone back through A Place Further Than The Universe, Yurucamp, Hibike Euphonium, New Game, Yuru Yuri, Revue Starlight so far. I've played every mildly gay song on PDMM. I've tried to join discords but it feels like half are bi and the other half tranners. I'm desperate for some female friendship, something like >>16519414 suggests but radfems don't like me much.
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>>16516116
Nope
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>>16519552
Watch yagakimi!
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>>16519431
How would you set up that lie in the first place?
Like realistically most of us would be peasant farmers who'd be born, live, and die in the same village.
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>>16519602
It’s a fantasy question might as well give a fantasy answer
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>>16516545
Fake
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>>16519602
My mother always told me I was special so I’m going to believe that I could pull it off
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>>16519168
I watched the first episode and was bored to tears, can someone tell me if it gets better bc I want to watch badass women being gay cartoons
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>>16519519
Ya a couple (~2) friends whose family members have died, and a friend whose mom got it but I think is recovering? NYCer here, Idk if literally hardest hit city in the world but definitely hardest hit city in the USA which is the hardest hit country iirc.
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>>16518061
I know how it is, I'm almost always trying to keep up at one thing or two, my mood goes to shit frequently and it feels good to have at least something I didn't drop and see I had some progress, even if it's just a game.
Anyway, I think I mostly stopped due to burnout, I played so much at first that when the burnout came it came hard. Plus I started feeling like the game was too repetitive, especially the villager's dialogues, and it contributed that I got busy and overall unmotivated. Even now I'm not very hyped to play it, but at least I can stand to play for 15 minutes and find it kinda fun again.
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>>16517643
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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>>16519168
theyre coming out with an hour-long adventure time special that focuses exclusively on marceline and bubblegum and their relationship. its gonna be lit as fuck and its on hbo max so it will be basically pg-13. they also leaked one of the song marceline sings to pb and its a full on love song so im stoked and you should go listen to it

and she ra is pretty good. when you watch it youll see that most of it is pretty obviously made for tween girls so its not that compelling but the characters are incredible and the relationships make it worth it in the end
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Need a new thread for that ass.



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