You DO have food and water and ammo saved up for SHTF... right Anon? Show us how prepared you are. Wait.. don't tell me you aren't preparing for the upcoming global shit storm..?
>>59587224Nice try, scavenger, I'm not showing you my stash. You'll have to come search it out. Be mindful not to step on the punji sticks.
>>59587224I won't starve. The government is kind and will provide for me, all they want is that I get a cool tattoo and spit on this t-shaped piece of wood for some reason :)
>>59587224Two more weeks!!!!!!!!! For real this time!!!!!!!1
>>59587289>pit on this t-shaped piece of wood did this actually happen? first i've heard of this act specifically
>>59589481>he doesn't know
>>59589606Yes, that's what I said, is this actually a thing that happened? Source?
>>59587224Another SHTF thread? I will again post the reminderAHEM:SHTF IN THE SENSE THAT YOU ARE A VIDEO GAME PROTAGONIST WILL NEVER HAPPENBECOME FRIENDLY TO YOUR LOCAL COMMUNITY AND DEVELOP A SKILL THAT IS VALUABLE IN BOTH THE CURRENT SOCIETY AND ONE THAT IS SET BACK THROUGH TEMPORARY CRISIS
>>59587224>You DO have food and water and ammo saved up for SHTF... right Anon?Yes, of course. Several months worth. Only an idiot wouldn't have at least some supplies squirreled away.>Show us how prepared you are.Hahah, no. Not a chance.
>>59587224I remember all the time my parents would stock up for some coming doom, and we've end up cycling through tons of old food and then stocking up again for the next one. Repeat indefinitely until I left for my own place. People have been saying the sky is going to fall since we first looked at it. If I had a nickel for every time the world or society was going to end, I'd have enough money to buy a blowjob from Bezos.
R8 my supplies
>>59589613>>59589481It was originally a claim made against the Templars when they shoahed them in 1300 whatever (no I am not taking the second to look up the date)
>>59590656g2g
>>59590656>two types of cheese>two types of butterJesus Christ anon no need to flex so hard fuck
>>59590893That picture is actually a couple days old. I actually have a third kind of cheese now. I bought some ricotta. For dinner last night I microwaved a cut up hot dog and put it in a cup with some pasta sauce and a spoonful of ricotta. I live in comfort and luxury.
>>59587224Im just gonna boil pond water and eat kudzu so fuck off
How do you get a stainless steel water tank that can hold like 50 gallons that isn't literally thousands of dollars
>>59587224Why do I need supplies when I know you have them?
>>59591003learn to weld, faggot
>>59591022>learn to weldAbsolutely valid but there is an even easier option than learning to TIG stainless: get a bunch of copper and solder. Copper naturally kills microorganisms and can be used to line a cheaper container. Soldering is dead easy to do.
>>59590656>no guns in the fridgeNGMI
>>59591095>Thinking I would store guns in the fridgeYou absolute idiot. You bumbling moron. You buffoon.Guns are non-perishable. They go in the pantry.
>>59591003kegs are stainless. not 50 gallons but you get the idea.
>>59591003Why stainless steel? Buy an IBC water tank instead and enjoy having a years worth of water on tap.
>>59591082even better, however isn't copper more expensive than stainless? idek
>>59591106>not keeping them chilled so they can inflict cold damageYou're the real idiot here, anon
>>59591153>Splitting my damage types so I can be affected by both normal and cold defenseLol. Lmao even.
>>59587224>You DO have food and water and ammo saved up for SHTF... right Anon? Show us how prepared you are. Wait.. don't tell me you aren't preparing for the upcoming global shit storm..?No, I plan on painting the wall with my head as soon as the AC cuts out.
>>59590656looking pretty good, throw a gun in there and maybe a 6 pack of dr peppies.
>>59590656>shredded AND sliced cheeseWhat do you do for a living???
>>59587224I have>one years worth of beans and rice for my entire family + an absurd amount of flour>my own well>solar + battery banks>diesel and gas generators>enough land to farm and seeds>an excavator>chickens>fruit trees>gas and diesel 4x4 pickups>good neighbors>rifles, optics, pistols, and plate carriers for my entire family>natural barriers around my property line (lol good luck getting through 10 feet of blackberries and nettles on foot), and good luck driving through the trees to get to that pointThe "upcoming global shit storm" could happen tomorrow and the only difference it'd make to me is I'd stop going to work.
>>59591182>he doesn't know that cold damage inflicts slowReduced movement speed AND attack speed, retard. That's why it's always worth keeping a cold one in your offhand.
>>59590656This should last around 8 months.
>>59591549>natural barriers around my property line (lol good luck getting through 10 feet of blackberries and nettles on foot), and good luck driving through the trees to get to that pointKilldozer go zroooom
>>59591549>Muh natural barrierst. Allied commander, December 1944
>>59590991Distilling swamp water and eating cattails is my plan.
>>59590656Omg hes literally me
>>59587224I have food for around 35-40 days.Gramma lived through Finnish wars and times of shortages and rationing, and she always said that you should have about a months worth of food stored up. And she did have that. Whenever I went to visit them, they had cupboards full of everything. And when I saw the look in her eyes when she told me to always have food for a month ...I thought "She knows what she's talking about" and decided to listen for a change. I have rice, pasta, potatoes, carrots, a ton of different tin cans, flour for baking bread and pizza and whatnot, porridge oats, I have 30 litres of bottled water, freezer is full of all sorts of frozen food and ingredients... And I cycle them. I eat the old stuff, buy new to replace them. This storage of food has saved my ass a couple of times, when there has been an unexpected and urgent extra budgetting need. I can just drop my food budget to a zero for a month and live just fine. And yes, I have like 6 cans on pea soup always in storage. Because Thursday is a pea soup day.
The only prep I have stored is diet pills and lube so fuck off
>>59590244This is the most sensible way of thinking about a SHTF scenario because tribe building and cohesion for the purpose of mutual benefit is one the most inherently human trait there is. If you can't into wood working, carpentry, metallurgy, blacksmithing, gardening and produce growing, electronics, basic medical care, hunting, fishing and trapping you will be shit out of luck.
>>59591003I'm seeing stainless steel 13 gallon milk jugs for just over $100. A 275 gallon water cube is roughly $500.>>59596179Fellow "Carrots Love Tomatoes" reader?
>>59593902>Killdozer go zroooomIf SHTF I'm digging a 6' deep trench and then letting more blackberries grow over it.I definitely haven't already done this because it would be illegal and cause watershed issues. But nobody would know or see it because it's under 10' tall blackberries.
>>59590644People like your parents had it right, they were just early. This time is different and if you dont believe me you can look into why the elites building bunkers all around the world. And since you mentioned him, Jeff Bezos is building his bunker into the side of a mountain.
>>59595694wholesome and prepared-pilled
>>59590244yeah, remember this anons post when the lights go out and thank yourself for ignoring him
>>59599954Nooo I heckin have to lug around 10 gorillion rounds of 7.62 to magdump into strangers for their corn!Protip anon, they'll shoot back, their friends will shoot back, and you're going to die. If you act like a total nigger, people retaliate.
>>59599793The rich have been doing this since your dad wasn't yet a resident of his father's scrotal apartment.
>>59600343OP is talking about being prepared for an emergency by storing food and water and supplies. But like all glowniggers you interpret this as shooting people. Why is that airman?
>>59590656Man's got more value in his fridge than I do in guns, damn. That's probably like 100$ in food
>>59600348Provide examples of civilians (non-govt facilities) doing this then.
>>59587224>foodI'm honestly considering becoming a cannibal if we go shtf. Everyone just becomes walking lunchboxes at that point. I'm not 100% sure if you could entirely survive on only cannibalism, eating meat, drinking blood.
>>59600692have fun eating aids sandwiches made from vaxxies
Srs question: I have $2-3K in cash in my house, how much should I convert to gold/silver? What's the most trustworthy place to do this, or is there a better commodity?>already have guns, ammo, nods (no thermals yet but I'm trying to be responsible), water, food, ducks etc...
>>59600927I'm sure it takes a long time to die from Aids. Can you even get aids from eating people?Probably die from diarrhea before any of thst matters anyway.
>>59587224>a massive stockpile of pemmican which gets rotated and replenished every time I go hunting>an even bigger stockpile of jerky>orchard of cherry trees>orchard of mulberry trees>orchard of apple trees>blackberries fucking everywhere>probably three years worth of pickled and canned vegetables and fruits, constantly growing thanks to a big garden>stockpile of rice, dried legumes (beans, lentils, etc), flours (rye, wheat) and oats>goats>chickens>pigeons>crow buddies>tons of squirrels in the woods constantly waiting for my cherries to ripen so they can try and fail to steal my harvest again>solar panels>electric quads and Polaris for getting around the property>bunch of guns and plenty of ammo for them>friendly neighbors>good relationship with local LEOs and Nasty Girls>big ass garden with rotating crops>creek that runs through property>well>rain catchers>1,000 gallon water trailer>300 gallon water trailerI'll be fine but let's be honest...SHTF ain't gonna happy.
>>59601265I would try to have X months cash for expenses. If you feel you have that covered then check out online and your local coin shop. Most people feel Gold and Silver eagles are standard as they are the most recognizable and they used to literally be money. I would skip gold as silver is the better buy. You can get silver Eagles for about $30/oz right now (excellent pricing) or a tube of 20 eagles for about $650 depending your on payment method. I would slowly stack every month as you feel comfortable. Buy at your local coin shop in cash if possible.
>>59601718Smart. I'll pick up a few to start with then stack systematically like you say. Honestly kinda amazed my cash is still worth anything, but it's just sitting doing nothing (good to have for things like unplanned vehicle repairs, I know). I have retirement plan(s), a 401k and IRA, but I put virtually zero stock in those surviving whatever's to come. >>59601496Yup white farmers in South Africa totally agree with you. Also, this whole 4th turning thing is just a sham right? I legitimately hope it is, but there's a reason you set yourself up the way you did with your home and community; deep down, even you can see where we're headed...
>>59601496>Nasty Girlswut?
>>59587224I live on a farm. I grow the food.
>>59601968euphemism for nat'l gard
I feel like just being away from major cities is going to give you a huge advantage. I cant even imagine how chaotic those places are going to be if something happens.
>>59587224I prepare, but not to the level of autism. I have about 2 months of water, food and ability to shit indoors on hand. As well as meds and candles for indoor lighting. And of course I have my battle loadout squared away, with a healthy supply of ammo. But I refuse to stockpile more than that. I want to remain mobile in case I have to travel to family's house or something. I am not going to have years of shit on hand. If there is a scenario where I would need years of food and ammo, I just prefer to die. Fuck that noise.
>>59602065>I feel like just being away from major cities is going to give you a huge advantage.This. Even being in the suburbs outside a major city is highly desirable. Yes, the masses will flee the city and try to pillage the suburbs, but most will be ill-equipped and very tired/worn out. They will be smoked before they even get halfway across the lawn.
>>59591106>t. Nonfridge gun having homoPantry is for dry goods, so shit like plastic explosives or edge weapons
>>59591549>t.
>>59601842>Also, this whole 4th turning thing is just a sham right?It’s not a sham anon, it’s how man fucks himself over every so many generations
>>59587224Yeah, I've got a couple of months of food, water and other supplies stocked away. I'm lucky in that my wife is a bit of the eco-warrior type so we've got solar panels with battery storage, jar after jar of pickled or preserved fruit and veg from our garden, fresh eggs from our chickens and all sorts of shit like that which would make surviving post-shtf a lot more comfortable.
>>59590656Based Sargento chad.
Most amerilarps already have the blubber to last through any flavor of apocalypse. Just need salt and water and you're set for years
Our silos are full of oats and barley
>>59600658You suffer from unironic mental illness
>>59590656>R8You have tiger blood.
>>59600343>people retaliate.Not when they're dead, frendarino.
>>59595694>Because Thursday is a pea soup day.Weird Finns, Thursday is always tomato soup and grilled cheese day, but you gotta love 'em.
>>59596179>If you can't into wood working, carpentry, metallurgy, blacksmithing, gardening and produce growing, electronics, basic medical care, hunting, fishing and trapping you will be shit out of luck.The Renaissance Man will abide.
>>59597867>watershed issuesBaded mosquito breeder.
Nope. I don't wanna live through such a scenario. If its nuclear war, I'm already dead anyways as I live 3 miles from an AFB. So idc
>>59587224>upcomingSHTF years ago anon
>>59603492Sargento chads will inherit the earth.
>>59590656My refrigerator back in college / 10
>>59587224COVID and floods gave me a kick in the arse to finally go water, food and energy independent. My tanks have never run dry thus far, even through extreme drought, and I've been expanding an aquaponics greywater system to ensure I don't waste water. I've switched to hydroponics to save on water, space and pesticides, and though it would mean forever giving up on grains, I can feed 3 people indefinitely with some animal protein from fish and fowl for enjoyment. If I use the gas stove instead of induction and keep my appliances off when not in use, my battery bank can keep the house powered with wind and solar, even through unprecedently long days of grey skies. Now I just need to start recycling ammo.
>>59603556Nukes aren't real but solar storms are. Just prepare for the lights going out as best you are able.
Cheap an easyhttps://providentliving.churchofjesuschrist.org/food-storage?lang=eng
>>59600664He doesn't even have one single grenade in his fridge. What a fuckin loser.
>>59587224nope. gonna eat one of my very limited bullets when it pops off.
>>59600658because it's /k/ and not /ck/?
>>59600680>https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=private+bunker
>>59603556>as I live 3 miles from an AFB. So idcThinking 3 mi is unsurvivable.
>>59604317You said before my time, not now. I'll take that as a concession.
>>59604301Morning shift reporting in from Eglin I see.
>>59587224No because you are doing that for me ))))Also, there is no SHTF event coming in your lifetime, Pax Americana isn't going away
>>59604976ngmi
>>59604976Russia and Ukraine feed about 20% of the planet. Ukraine is pretty much zeroed out permanently.Russia probably will be zero export in 5 years. Assuming the ua sabotages russian railways which is too easy not to. A remote nigger with hand tools can destroy a railway with derailing devices.Africa is going to starve by the billions in the next 5 - 10 years. Ever single one of them knows if you make it to the US or Europe they will take you in and feed you and pay you. Everything around you that's supported by infrastructure that's already failing. This mass African migration will be the straw that brings the system down.
>>59587224Yep, when they roll out the NWO antichrist system I'll be ready for them.
Best ingredients to stack for at home MREs?>tuna packets>rice packets>jerky>??>>59602454>eco-warrior typeso valuable. Mine forages plants for our ducks and knows what stuff is also safe to eat for humans...If I didn't have medical/orienteering skills I'd almost feel outclassed>>59602083With you on this. There's a practical level of preps to have, but if I had to mobilize I'd already be leaving a lot behind.
>>59587224I have thousands of cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli in Tomato & Beef Sauce. I will be alright.
>>59608785Buy canned shit. Your food can and will be eaten by bugs and critters unless you know what you are doing and even then it still might be sabotaged by the (((factory))).
>>59609042>thousands of cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli in Tomato & Beef Sauce.You lie.
>>59608785>>jerkyTurns into spear points in a yr or 2.
>>59608785>mobilizeWhat if it’s nuclear radiation land outside your house. What then? You die? Ouch!
>>59587224>show usNo. Use your imagination.
>>59610472>What if it’s nuclear radiation land outside your house. What then? You die? Ouch!Anon's "practical level of preps" probably include at least 2 weeks of food and water. That's plenty enough for radiation levels to drop down to levels safe enough for travel (although I'd want at least a month just in case, it's not like buying some extra rice and beans costs much).
>broooooo you need mastery in twenty plus odd skills to even survive for one secondDamn, good thing humans aren't a solitary species
>>59610472If there is nuclear radiation outside of your house then chances are there isn't a human left on the planet. Prepping for the nuclear apocalypses is like prepping for the earth to stop it's rotation.
>>59611379Who are you quoting, you retarded fuck?
>ctrl-f>comms 0/0>radio 0/0>baofeng 0/0 (ishygddt)guys....>inb4 I have no friendsngmi then anyway if SHTF>inb4 ham radio is gayagreed, that is why I recommend using GMRS or similarYou should have, and know how to use, at least:>AM/FM radio on a crank or solar>general analog desktop scanner covering at least 25-1000MHz with permanent base antenna>0-30MHz shortwave receiver which supports SSB (USB/LSB) modulation>Permanently installed shortwave receive antenna such as long wire or magnetic loop antenna with coax running indoor to your receiver>If possible, low-power computer or raspberry pi with FLDigi and such to receive WeFax or RTTY digital signals, or tap in to hams communicating using FT8, JS8 etc.I would very, very strongly recommend:>two way radiosWhether you buy garbage 30 dollar a pop Baofengs/Quanshengs, 150 bucks a pop quality analog radios or spend more than 300 a piece on (encrypted) digital radios, you should have some comms. Have for instance 2 portable radios in your vehicle grabbag, and 1 mobile radio with permanent antenna installed in your vehicle and home. Every individual in your group should have one, plus some to give away to new friends you make along the way when SHTF. Train with them, learn to communicate effectively before SHTF.Unless you buy Baofeng/Quanshengs because $$$$, stay far away from amateur radio tier two way radios. Quality analog Motorola, Icom or Kenwoods are much more durable for comparable prices. Don't buy digital Anytone, TYT, or Ailunce cope devices either, they are trash and being pushed mainly by comms niggers selling them as being "good enough". Their "encryption" is either flawed, low secure or backdoored.Hytera, EFJ, Motorola, Kenwood, Icom, Vertex is where it is at. If you are looking to get into digital comms, your entire group needs to stick to one standard, being DMR, P25 or NXDN/iDAS for instance. Analog is what you have to use for interoperability regardless of brand and model.
>>59611399>Prepping for the nuclear apocalypses is like prepping for the earth to stop it's rotation.The absolutely most retarded analogy you could make. Way to go invalidating your own premise!
>>59612228>have, and know how to use, at least:>>AM/FM radioHow can you expect this? People aren't scientists.
>>59612228>30 dollar a pop BaofengYou really don't have a grip on your self ascribed topic of expertise. At this point you're just making yourself look bad.
>>59612509>>59612516You gotta substantiate your arguments a lot better if you don't want me to write them off as extremely retarded bait
>>59612565You gotta show me a $30 Boafeng before I substantiate shit. And expecting people to know how to use an AM or FM radio in the 21st century is just plain crazy! People stream that shit now.
>>59612592here is your (You)kys
>>59612619That's not a Baofeng, that's a knock off.>inb4 china doesn't ever sell knock offs of knockoffsOh you innocent child.
>>59587224>he thinks a week's worth of beans will get him through SHTFNGMI
>>59611379NOOOOOOOOO!!!Everyone else is as antisocial and mentally ill as me and the instant the AC turns off it's going to be the battle royale!!! It's not like all the people who had the skills society relied on aren't going to just do the same thing again so we can return to our standard of living!!!Society didn't exist before me, and I get to be Road Warrior at the end of it RRREEEEEEEE!!!
Food for 3-4 monthsAbout 1000 rounds for shotgun. Slugs, buckshot, birdshot1000 rounds of 308Couple thousand rounds 22Yes its a small stack but i live in small apartment and dont have space for more. Also eurofag so getting a handgun is hard
>>59602083>ability to shit indoorsYeah its called a toilet kek
>>59613478You're very wrong to assume that sewers keep working like you are used to.Sewers are usually heavily dependent on electrical power to pump the sewage away from where you are. So when the power goes out, your neighbors will fill up the sewer until it starts overflowing their own toilets.>>59613462Being in an apartment is kinda of blessing and kind of a hell if SHTF. Blessing: Being at height could prevent your toilet from overflowing, you could have better radio reception, could sit comfy on balcony monitor the sights and sounds around you, fewer people who can look inside your domicile through windows and such. If you're able to form a close community, you could band together and keep guard rotations on the few entrances and exits of your building.Hell: Fire. Some unprepared retard will light their apartment on fire, which in turn lights the whole building on fire.
>>59613001>I get to be Road WarriorYou just want to wear those cool af gay outfits.
>>59613478>its called a toiletWithout running water it's called a filthy bucket.
>>59613738just move to amsterdam or berlin and frequent the techno clubs, everyone wears that shitI'm not even joking lmao
>>59613745You can use a pail of water to flush whatever past the gooseneck but once your sewer is backs up due to loss of power to sewer pumps, it over
>>59606394lol the ultra liberal westerns suddenly wont be against militarized border police once their creature comforts are being taken way
>>59613788westerners*
>>59613745i was just jerking your chains
>>59613873Forsee the odor.
>>59613873i'd bet $100 she's british. they all kinda look like tinned ham.
>>59591549nice little cache for someone stronger than you
>>59613738>Attendant! Prepare my assless chaps.
>>59590656This is a certifiable Girl Meal moment.
>>59615820certainly won't be you
>>59587224>the upcoming global shit stormwhere, which one?
>>59591003let me guess, you're scared of plastic.
>>59587224my back is too fucked for shtf. if it collapses, my plan is to just die.
>>59612505The analogy is both are completely futile. No one survives a nuclear apocalypses and no one survives the earth stopping it's rotation.
>>59603492I hope that freezer is defrosted, private
>>59600658>mooooom said i can't come to the SHTF boog bash on account of, cos uhm, because -since, there, one time, there wuz this image macro? about uhmmm reddit monitoring and leik, the air force and uhmmmwhat are you, a fucking child? you need your nappies changed by the jannies before you can navigate a goddamn imageboard thread?meanwhile, the us govt provides more shtf-relevant goods and services than is represented by the collected output of every single human government that existed prior or contemporary to the united states. everyone itt is entitled to one (1) shipment of free seeds of EVERY SINGLE CULTIVAR KNOWN TO THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.b-bu-buuut you saw a story about eglin airforce base once, and you are very smert!just snuff yourself out if you're gonna do this in every prepper thread for the rest of your natural life anyway. you are already dead.
this thread gets posted every time OP buys a can of beans or a bag of rice
>>59618642a full-scale nuclear exchange at current stockpile levels won't even come close to ending humans overnight.>>59612951you have no idea what you're talking about and you clearly don't intend to survive, so your commentary is entirely superfluous. stop speaking for several days.>>59606394russian agro exports going to zero would require extravagant effort and it'd be one of the few things that would guarantee international intervention. there's basically zero chance of this. though egypt + the great lakes region can implode for any number of reasons this century without the grain contingency.
>>59618785blah blah blah didn't read airman
>>59619117>you clearly don't intend to survive,No. I will not struggle and cope, I WILL surTHRIVE! I have TANG and SPAM, basically all you need with a multivitamin.
>>59619262you did. continuing: you're gonna wanna search up "exit bag" since you're too much of a intellectual coward to do it any other wayget off my fucking planet, you wastrel. you can do it voluntarily or i can do it for you.
I can't have food in the house or I'd eat myself to death.
>>59619911tough talk chair force, put up or shut up
>>59587224>He doesn't keep a decade's supply of shelf stable food that's been vacuum packed and oxygen absorber'd distributed across multiple hidden, buried and sealed stashes that are regularly cycled to ensure freshness.
>>59619117Nukes aren't real.
>>59620255that statement is neither interesting nor incompatible with what you're replying to.
>>59619911>i can do it for youThreatening behavior is not nice.
>>59620931You're just a big doodoo head. Deal with THAT!
>>59620931You don't know what you're talking about, arrogant ass.
