>lands on your doorstep cold, wet, and needing a new home after abandonment by her previous ownerWhat do?
>>59585524Why are jets so fucking sexy?
Double it and give it to the next person
>>59585562Technology and machines are a reflection of the human soul
>>59585524L e w d
>>59585524Pump and dump
>>59585524Find out how many eggs does it take to stop the engine and fill the cockpit
>>59585524How is it not bending nose down?
>>59585524She has to eat all the eggs.
>>59585625The giant fan in the middle of the plane that counter balances the thrust from the jet nozzle.
>posts time wasting irrelevant question and lust inducing pic
>>59585524Take her in and treat her right.
>>59585524Call nearest MOCC and send a pic. Then guard crash site and get headpats and unit swag.
>>59585524>you need to eat all these eggs
>>59585598>>59585654>>59586861>>59586877> she's a MarineRAH
>>59585598there it is
>I-I didn't know where else to go, anon. Can I sleep on your couch tonight?
>>59585524molotov inside the cockpit and sugar in the fueltank
>>59585524Still can't decide if this board is worse than /mlp/
is there porn of a human sized f-35 mounting on a man? that would be hilarious haha
>>59585569Autobots never pull out
>>59585524Trade it to Russia for the SU-47.
>>59585583Shut up glow boy
>>59585524>teaching feeling but planesFUND IT
>>59585524Embark on a magical adventure together. Be even better if I was still 11.
Sell it to china for 1 billion dollars
>>59586851>>59586871She's one of my birds please give her back my name is all over that specific aircraft
>>59585524Me entering from the side naked and laying down with my dick in the air
>>59585524>all my planes are russian
>>59587521>Be even better if I was still 11."Hey kid, wanna /ss/?"
>>59587539I'd do it for free
>>59585524If I found the missing F-35 and took a little piece to keep as a souvenir would they know?
>TFW F-35 is so stealthy, even the pilot cannot find it
>>59585524Time to give it to John I guess.
>>59585524Its gonna be painted white before it’s even brought inside
Twitter schizos are running with the idea that it was hacked and landed in Cuba so the Chinese could steal it.
>>59588939The picture makes me wonder how many bots have replied and retweeted to this.
>>59588955He's one of the biggest MIGAtards on the platform
>>59587539They already have a couple, they're just a bit water damaged.
>>59585524Rape and cuddles, or is it cuddles and rape? I get the order confused
>>59585524Watch in disbelief as the super-duper secret transponder tracker thingy was activated as if by remote control, and a little red light started flashing on and off? That would be so cool...
Cum on it and only then do I call up the number. The military or MIC personnel who arrive may be disgusted, they may get police to fine or imprison me but it will be worth it.