I’ll start
>iphone filename>zoomer guntuber humoraren't you too young to be posting on 4chan anon?
>>58341032>nooo you can’t use one of the most popular devices on the planet
>>58341032Aren't you too old to be on the internet, boomer?
>>58341032It's summer, Prepare yourself friend.
>>58341005Better than yet another Ukraine thread courtesy of the noguns brigade.
Wow a vehemently anti-bong thread how organic
>>58341331But the L85 is legitimately the worst assault rifle in service. I don't know don't know why the Bongs don't >>58341331switch to an AR variant.
>>58341331Bongs fucking suck, have no guns and live in a nanny state, get over it Nigel
>>58341010>Russians when their AK encounters mudI thought the AK was Famous for not giving a shit about any debris.
>>58341331Can’t even joke about their verifiably shit rifle without you showing up to defend her for free
>>58341331While you were partyingI studied the STAR STREAKWhile you were having premarital sex, I mastered the STORM SHADOWWhile you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated the inner WARRIORAnd now that the world is on fire and barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
>>58341387What are those yellow things?
>>58341524>retards? on my /k/?They're anti-tank mines. They weigh about 10-12kg apiece.
>>58341538Excuse him we’ve had an influx of noguns brits infecting the place
>>58341353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX73uXs3xGUIt's a meme. It was always a meme.
>>58341374>While you were partyingI studied the STAR STREAK>While you were having premarital sex,I mastered the STORM SHADOW>While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated the inner WARRIOR>And now that the world is on fire and barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?Yeah, whatever, just sign here so I can deliver this package from Bud-K knives.
>>58341896The whores who usually work near bases or MIL ports are pretty damn scary.
This one needs to be unpacked a bit.>World War 1 breaks out.>British Admiralty gets a really good idea. They were going to turn the ocean liner HMS Carmania into an armed merchant cruiser and use it to hunt for German colliers and support ships. To better the ruse, they painted it to look like the German ocean liner SMS Cap Trafalgar so Jerry wouldn't know the ship was an enemy until it opened fire.>German Admiralty gets a really good idea. They were going to turn the ocean liner SMS Cap Trafalgar into an armed merchant cruiser and use it to sink British merchant shipping. To better the ruse, they painted it to look like the British ocean liner HMS Carmania so Tommy wouldn't know the ship was an enemy until it opened fire.>All goes well until "SMS Cap Trafalgar" runs into "HMS Carmania" on the high seas.>Both ships attempt to hail eachother before realizing something's wrong.>Battle breaks out, Carmania suffers extensive damage but sinks the Cap Trafalgar.>Team_Fortress_2_Spies_Like_These.jpeg
>>58341921>Building out an already front heavy gun in an inferior cartridge for NVG shooting
>>58341915TOPKEK
>>58341353That's because Garand Thumb made a video about freezing many rifles and AK won that and then he made another one about throwing mud at the rifles and AR won that.
>>58341005
>>58342978hilarious, I chuckle everytime I see this.
>>58343065leftypol agitprop is not k humor fagola
>>58343124I permanently damaged my right ear by shooting a 7mm Rem Mag 6 times in rapid succession. The sound is incredible, nothing like the high-pitched scream of a .30-06. It's a deep boom followed by a concussive wave that seems to carry on forever
>>58343203>about to
>>58341032don't you got a box to lay in, old timer?
>>58342978That has to be reversed..
>>58341940Got me good>>58342037Awesome
>>58341896
brought to you by /akg/
>>58343528Ah. Now make us some panzer waffles.
Marine Corps Yumi is fuckin great incidentally, go read it.
>>58343065>>58343151US military is MOSTLY a job's program for the poor, mostly avoids combat, and is mostly preventative. If someone whines about them "exploiting" the poor, they are not causing the poor, and often are a path out of poverty. If you want to alieve poverty, by all means, but the US Military is not causing that. Idiot leftists have it all backwards.
>>58342978It's good that we have footage of The Protagonist
>>58343124It's 1 am and wife is super unhappy that I'm giggling out loud like a retard
>>58341032It's Armatard so it's expected anon
>>58343684And look at Armatard replied 4 times to his own post to bump his shit thread. Armatard keeps seething about the UK only to prove his humiliation fetish. deceptive ziggers get thread for no one to laugh at other than themselves.
>>58343704>spamming to bump Armatard threadPottery
>>58343701I raped his mom so it's my fault sorry anon
>>58341176
>>58341331The UK is the antithesis of /k/, their culture, laws, and everything about that wretched land makes them deserving of a thousand nukes to glass them into nothing.
>>58341921Can you tell your gay friend to hold still for one minute? Im TRYING to do you a favor
>>58343787Armatard sucks donkey dicks
>>58341348But I think the L85 looks fly as shit.I don't like how every indigenous design in NATO armies are being phased out for an AR-15 type.As shit as the rifle is (really, was, the krauts did a pretty good job fixing it) I applaud the bongs for sticking with a domestic design.
>>58343787
>>58343810>KrautsThe bongs owned the company at the time, it's also a multinational anyway with people across Europe from many nations that work in Germany.You literally have no idea how the European MIC works please shut the fuck up.
running low
>>58343787>Armatard continues to drool on himself in front of everyoneYou aren’t fooling anyone, Armatard.
>>58343821Gets me every time. Love seeing when it gets posted to /fit/ too.
>>58343869>recoilless What
>>58341374Yet you didn't even post the original
>>58343630So these are the best the government are sending.
>>58343630>they're watching people call them fatties on /k/
>>58343619NTA, but here's a translationHer: > You're hanging [it] wrongHim:> Hang [it] yourself
>>58343737Draw threads are always fun
>>58344168they just said that so the man bearing it wouldn't flinch, it probably would've dis-socketed his arm.
>>58343551>disabled AK>still firescan't bash the Kalash
>>58343615OK so in all seriousness....I own a few AK's and sold the only AR I've ever owned to my brother a few years ago. When I did my rifle qual, I did this exact thing and tried to rock and lock the mags. I felt like a total jackass
>>58345112
>>58344270The original
I'm surprised this isn't a banner.
>>58345321>the Blockchainmotherfucker if that's the original then I'm fucking boxxy. go to bed, you got school on tuesday.
>>58345625As it turns out, the mindless killing machines are people like me
>>58343632>If someone whines about them "exploiting" the poor, they are not causing the poor, and often are a path out of poverty. If you want to alieve poverty, by all means, but the US Military is not causing that. Idiot leftists have it all backwards.
>>58345112Quandale Dingle
>>58343561>>58343630>ocntradictory it's gotta be real, only the government is this incompetent
>>58342978Blyaaaat
>>58341387Perkele
>>58341353Is that a Famous?
>>58342037jfc
>>58345885Yes, yes, yes. I know that. Eisenhower is talking about beefing up the nuclear arsonal to pair down the military. The context is always ignored by lefties today. But that doesn't quite always work and we still need military bases all over the world to ensure shipping and stability. Can't very well throw nuclear weapons at Somali pirates or rebel groups now can we? So given that, hiring mostly poor people is not too bad. Military is part of the solution to poverty, not a creator of it. Poverty is caused by other factors. And the entire NATO system of creating weapons, creating bases, and continually upgrading them prevents disasterous wars that cost us more - see Ukraine and Russia right now. The entire system is setup so that not a single shot is fired. Leftists are goofs who can only see the system as a "scam" that they're so clever to see throw.
>>58343869>Herr Major are you sure zis vill not harm me at all?>Ja ja Karl alles gut - maybe your ears might ring a little but you'll be fine. Now write goodbye to your wife.
>>58345555Hahaha how do you do fellow oldfaggot? It's good to see another amongst us here on 4chan all the slumber-fags make me sad. I remember Boxy, that was a wild time on /b - she was sad but we had lulz until her dad called the Cyber Police and backtraced us all, Am I right?How long have you been here? I arrived during the best of times - Project Channelogy, I went to Scientology with my Guy Folks mask for the lulz until it was too hot but lucky for me the pool was close ha ha ha? Good luck posting among all the newfriends, anon, I will be sure to keep an eye out for you, you'll see me on my itty bitty float, you'd better believe it.
>>58346118kek
>>58341010>encounters iceHow common is that? Mud is fucking everywhere, but ice, I imagine most avoid conflicts in those theaters because it's just shit entirely.
>>58343329of course it is, you can see a little white object pop up from the ground and into his vest.
>>58346306>I remember Boxy, that was a wild time on /b - she was sad but we had lulz until her dad called the Cyber Police and backtraced us all, Am I right?Jessie Slaughter (Peace be Upon her) was the kid with meth-head parents whose dad ranted about the cyber police. Boxxy is the Greek bitch from rich parents who was "so wacky" but hot so she had her 15 minutes of fame.
>>58343799>>58343991sperg
>>58346535I made an elaborate troll post if you read the rest of it, anon
>>58346852nta but it was pretty clever
>>58346406It's pretty common in Russia. That's probably why the AK is made for ice
>>58341176Hey wtf I was there. That cunt's a Kiwi.
>>58343787Armatard's mom is the antithesis of /k/, her overused cunt, whorishness, and everything about that wretched land makes her deserving of a thousand nukes to glass her into nothing.
>>58341032can we please speak to a russian who wasn't alive during perestroika?
>>58346218>goofs who can only see the system as a "scam" that they're so clever to see throw.this is just anarchists, nothing about them is either 'left' or 'right' they're just retards
>>58347569They're far left. Communists, vegans, feminists, environmentalists, anti-war, etc are all far left and see the "system" as a scam, and only they have figured it out. Only they differ what the central organizing scam is. Effectively they're just academic shitty conspiracy theorists. They're marked with high cynicism, utopian thinking, and complete rejection of the past with radical skepticism. Any theories built from this is going to be very wrong.
>>58345625
War crime!
>>58343684>>58343701Armartard died in a trench from a Drone bombYou have to move on and accept it anon
>>58347594
you'd never get this one posted these days.
>go to /k/ humor thread>scroll to the 1-2 posts with decent replies>leavethe rest is always astonishingly bad
>>58348550I don't know whether to file this one under Humor or Feels.
>>58341032
>>58345421This one got me good
>>58348391Now post the lewd shit
>>58348480>Noooo, I shot you, your dead now
>>58349731wdym
>>58349783Why do you have this?
>>58344701bro that same AK pictured lost it's headspace at only 500 rounds. It's from Pioneer, and they are fucking famous for cheap, bottom of the barrel AKs. Hell, one anon even ordered a buttstock from them and it didn't have reinforcement pins, when it was pictured as having them. I think it also didn't have a trapdoor for a cleaning kit. I'm pretty sure they used a pic of a genuine surplus AK stock but they ship out cheap stocks from god know's where.The "Brought to you by Disabled US Veterans" is the cherry on top.
>>58343573>WWI>Germany having foodYour filename makes no sense.
>>58345625The baseball mortar got me good.
>>58348518The fall of the USSR was pretty fucked up all things considered
>>58350057The ending of communism led to good things in the end, but the war has made life harder or even ended lives
>>58343619Hehe, I knew Adler, he's a fuyn maniac, he a good boy.>>58344399It's more in the way of "you'll rehang it as you see fit".
>>58348433/k/ has shit taste in almost everything
>>58349820It's like a deer with a very long neck and an exotic colour scheme
>>58343630
>>58350285Armatard sucks donkey dicks
>>58341176Im so sick of the reddit tourists shitting up /k/. They managed to make warfare fucking cringe and gay as shit.
>>58351541Da comrade, I too remember the old /k/ where everybody believed Russian propaganda and no-one questions it.
>>58351583Old /k/ memes were like "Drunk Russian hick with shit hardware XD" you are a tourist
>>58350862Is this a bot?
>>58351583>russian propaganda >on /k/pull the other one. Board culture was different 10 years ago
>>58343886what aircraft and what pilot?
>>58354069The Komet, I believe
>>58352561I'm willing to believe it.
>>58343821Ah, I remember that threadKinda disturbing, actually
>>58343869>WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS
>>58354229Motherfucker
>>58348380What is this picture doing here? It's just an eastern Europe shop with some civilian clients.
>>58343601I could go for a tsun bitch gf
>>58345411Haven't seen this one in a while. It's the one where Fred and Barney discuss committing a genocide, right?
>>58345625Do you have that webm or gif of the copilot with a "list of people to kill" written on the canopy with markers? One of them was "pilot", and he's crossing off a name on the list.
>>58345805WHOPPER JUNIORWHOPPER JUNIORWHOPPER JUNIOR
>>58345759No shit he started bleeding, dude probably just took several pills worth of nitro. Plus, who knows what else Ivan put in that shit.
>>58341538NTA, but i thought they were wheels of cheese.
>>58341176kekI guess mine's more /o/ but whatever.
>>58345112>Quandale DingleThis had to be some glowie newbie shitposting, it's too stupid for it to be a sincere attempt at entrapment.
>>58356745The proper response to 'smart' cars.
>>58343601Yumi died of brain cancer before finishing her story, and see her comics makes me big sad ;_;
>>58357662Fuck, I didn't know that ;_;F.
>>58341032spbpKill all phoneniggers and zoomers
>>58343544i want kids like that
>>58343579battlefield has aids
>>58343536I like it but I still need one of Chibi-Usa and her 1911.
>>58357852Go to the patch thread with that cause it`s a great fuckin' idea.
>>58346852>>58347227I forgot chanology was a thing.
>>58357677She was too good for this world.
>>58357677The Japanese version is complete, nogami finished it. Moreno died like ten years ago but also worked on GuP as a translator. It’s hard to find photos of her but if you like short, thicc, Hispanic/jap girls then she was pretty cute.
>>58358340>Hispanic/japdo flips really count as Hispanic?
>>58360842Naw her mom was a nip and her dad was a el goblino marine. She seemed like a really sweet person who just loved the military and her cultures.