Send it too india they will flee in terror
>>58338953I'll shit on the ground, thank you very much. It was good enough for my stupid monkey ancestors and it's good enough for me. Imagine paying to do what your ancestors did for free. Civilization was a mistake.
Wait, did they really call it the "Shattle" ?
>>58338964kek. Tho if you think about it the ability to hover above town and shit in multiple streets, designated and non-deisgnated, with absolute impunity is probably every sir's dream
>>58338953what happens if it crashes?
>>58338953it even has windows for extra social shitting experience.. and no sink for washing hands
>>58338953>really want to take a dump>first I have to find a proper landing zone for the McShitter9000
>>58339010>what happens if it crashes?I sincerely doubt it can even lift off
>>58339015People who wipe their ass back to front were raised by single mothers, nannies, or fat people. Prove me wrong.
>>58338953Is it legal to do stafing runs over demonstrations with the Shattle?
>>58339026front to back*
>>58338964>Sirs! sirs! I have witnessed it with my own eyes! a flying witch!
>>58339030Only if the street is designated.
>>58338953imagine the harrowing aftermath of the next ukrainian air attack...
>>58338953DEY FLY NOW?!
>>58339086>eye of the tiger.mp3
>>58338953It's things like this that make me wish for the meteor to hit Earth already.
>Orders a Shattle>two arrive and land opposite each other
>>58339368You never take a shit in front of other people?
>>58339388You take shits in front of other people?
>>58338953War has changed.
>drowns your trench in diarrheapsh.. nothing personnel kid...
>>58339469honestly that would be an effective way to clear a trench
>>58339509nice try but the Russians don't even move the corpses out of their own trench
>>58338978Couldn't make this "shit" up if you tried. Lol.
>>58338953Anti-Indian terror weapon lol.
Get in Da Poopa! You bloody bitch fuck you basterd!
>>58339026>>58339035what about a pat-down after running a bidet
>>58339026I wipe side to side like a real man
>>58339026I don't wipe.
>>58339456You've never gone camping?
>>58339675>I don't wipe, I use a bidet
>>58339675So, you blast your asshole with med. pressure water, while straying shit particles all over your ass checks, legs, clothes, and bathroom?
>>58339824>OMG. I still have shit in my ass.
>>58339856>med. pressure water>he doesn't remove the pressure regulator and power wash the inside of his colon every morning.You're missing out bruh.
>>58339856Nothing of the sorts happens, it all falls in the toilet. There isnt any real pressure to the water, it just pours out like in a faucet.Source: Done it 10.000 times
>>58339567When the big man was killed, he must have been wiping...his poop was on the leaves
>>58339042>Baba Yaga flys in a Mortar>Apu Poo flys in a toilet bowl
>>58339108No, jump good
>BLUDDY BASTURD BITCH FUCK YOU BLADDY
>>58338980Of the shit doesn't hit the street, sir might consider it to be a wasted effort on his part.
>>58339675Fellow "rimjobbed by women" brother?
>>58339856So you take toilet paper, wipe it across your ass and put it in your mouth?
>>58340460Finally, another man of culture.
>>58340136IF IT POOPS, WE CAN KILL IT
>>58340112>Nothing of the sorts happens, it all falls in the toilet.No, it doesn't. Just flushing your toilet after you shit, and wipe your ass, is enough to get shit particles on your toothbrush. Imagine the amount of shit particles on every surface of the bathroom from the Particle Blaster 9001 spray-painting your bathroom - including you - with a thick layer of shit. lmao
>>58340474No, I hoop it, and use the toilet paper as a filler to prevent sharts, it also, doubles as a fart suppressor.
>>58338953>no longer will you have to shart in the mart
>>58340598>No, it doesn't. Just flushing your toilet after you shit, and wipe your ass, is enough to get shit particles on your toothbrush.Ironic how you complain about invisible particles while walking with an ass encrusted in shit. You are also fucking retarded since flushing a toilet has nothing to do with washing your ass
>>58339675>gamer gunk enjoyer
>>58339026now I know what the album in picrel is really about
>>58338953Indian Air Force.
>>58338953Have it go offload the fresh dump in a dog owner's back yard, so their pet can give it "kisses" after it gobbles it up
>>58338953Sitting here visualizing this landing on a crowded Indian street>A mass of curious people surround the Shattle, muttering things amongst themselves and pointing>A man (who was preparing to defecate on the side of the road) approaches it>He looks it over with a furrowed brow for about 30 seconds and decides to enter>As he sits down on the toilet the door closes with satisfying *whsssstt* and the rotors begin to whir >The crowd, unsure whether to be amazed or terrified>The man, at peace. a large grin stretches over his face>As the Shattle lifts off and whisks the man away, loud farting noises can be heard as he fades into the distance never to be seen again>The crowd is speechless>The man instantly becomes a legend. Paintings are made, a new holiday is created in his honor. >Decades later, a religion is formed and he is no longer referred to as the man but as the deity 'Shattle': the god of ecstasy, depicted with an eternal smile riding through the cosmos on a white throne with wings.
>>58339010It would be very painful
>>58339509>clearVery poor choice of words
>>58338953DO NOT REDEEM
>>58338953Biological weapon. The highly toxic defecation are collected from soldiers all over the front, then the pressurized contents are sprayed all over enemy lines. No man could survive such MRE-fueled toxic spray.
>>58338953There is no way any sane gov. health department would allow flying portapotties.
>>58338953>taking a shit.>glitch happens and it thinks you're done.>tries to fly off but fails because of the extra weight of your fat ass.>crash and die in a porta potty incident.I'm good.
>>58338978It's obviously some sort of art thing. Tech bros haven't gotten that bad.
>>58340598You get particles either way, if you smell your shit, particles have entered your nose. So you can either have a crystal clean butthole with particles everywhere or a dirty, shit encrusted butthole with particles everywhere. I would also guess that the water stream probably dissolves the shit and holds it into itself reducing the total number of shit particles permeating the area.
>>58338953But why does it have FULL CLEAR WINDOWS on two sides?
>>58338953>this frightens and confuses the pajeet
>>58346090Some stay dry while others feel the pain.
>>58346117[step away from the mic to breathe in]
>>58346257Wish I could go back to that time.
>It is the year 2150>Have big greasy caffeinated bean poop I need to drop before work>Have my private helicopter shitter take me to the office and drop a deuce on the wayIt really will be the future
>>58338953Cut hole in bottom. Pigeons had this shit figured out years ago.
>>58339086>Not posting the T-Rex version
>>58339856You have never used a bidet have you anon.
>>58338953Rig it to take off shortly after the person gets in.Have a remote motor kill switch.Shitty way to die, falling from god knows how high in a flying toilet.
>>58348138They DO move in herds...
>>58338964India will capture one and build its own, the designated shitting drone will have a 1x1m square of pavement built inside.
>>58338953>insert ebola-chan>commence aerial bombardment>???>profit
>>58339809People camp with you even after you shit in front of them?
>>58338953>>58338964>orbital drop shit poops chase Indians around>China handily forces them out of contested land by the mere sight of themI'd pay to see it, and the bollywood movies that'd come from it.