>Privet... oh it's you>Yes sir, he still thinks I am his useful idiot>Aircraft is rigged for transponder and engine "malfunction" over the black sea>The pilot has been... taken care of>Roger, commencing Operation Monkey Cage>Hangs up, stares at portrait for a couple seconds>Intro theme plays
>>57542015why do boomers love this guy's shitty films so much? last time he didn't look like a complete joke was above the law
>>57542029Idk, never watched any of them. Are they like cringe indie tier?
>>57542029I guess because they're still stuck with DVDs since they don't understand piracy or streaming so they're at the mercy of whatever shows up in their local redbox
>>57542054>Are they like cringe indie tier?Yes. Cringe, poorly made, bad scripts, bad acting, etc. They come off as a way for him to launder money.
>>57542029While other actors were taking acting lessons, he studied the blade.
>>57542121>The BladeOh yeah, I love that movie with Wesley Snipes. Seagull has good taste.
>>57542054They're pure kinoma.
>>57542219
>>57542322Stop laughing, this is serious cinema.
>>57542015Why hasn't this fucking piece of vatnigger shit been hanged for treason yet?
>>57542355>How long is this dude gonna take to fall out the damn window?
>>57542054Remember in The Sopranos when they made a movie for tax fraud?That is the level his films are at.They are poorly made, full of technical mistakes and gaps in the story and plot, because the people doing it don't care.
>>57542081not him, the people financing it
>>57542384there are 13 shots of him jumping out and falling
>>57542358I'm pretty sure there's a warrant for his arrest if he goes back to the U.S.
He had one cool one liner and that was it.https://youtu.be/i5fjCQRE4_4
>>57542390I remember /pol/ losing their collective shit about that movie because a white woman had sex with a black man in it. I'm not sure they even watched it. It was pretty bad, but due to Jim's son not being an actor and the constant references.
>>57542433the tv series not the prequel movie
>>57542029> why do boomers love this guy's shitty films so much?> can’t even use „boomer“ in the correct contextFuckin zoomers.
>>57542449are you serious, dumbass? Guys in their 60s and 70s can't stop watching this guy's shit
>>57542456I mean, who doesn't?
>>57542475ok to be fair to baby boomers if you grew up in an age without the internet and only dogshit sitcoms + whatever was available at the local movie theater you would probably also think this was "good" cinema
>In 2017, actress Portia de Rossi accused Seagal of sexually harassing her during a movie audition. De Rossi alleged that during an audition in Seagal's office, he told her "how important it was to have chemistry off-screen" before unzipping his pantskek
>>57542475Was expecting him to pull out a footlong sub and not a Katana
>>57542501You're right, this isn't good cinema, it's great cinema.
>>57542358He went to russia specifically because he wants to avoid lawsuits. He is no different from assange when it comes to not keeping things in his pants.
>>57542538and cause that is where the financing for his films is and his reputation had become so bad in the US
>>57542358Luka fills carrots with nougat to lure him.
>>57542015This is a very based theory
>>57542522>trigger finger operator glovesreally shows the mark of true excellence in film making that most movies simply lack
>>57542522Is that fucking GSP?
>>57542449And you can’t use “” properly you fucking yuropoor ESL faggot
>>57542219is this theoretically possible? what handgun would you need to accomplish this?
someone post the clips of him operating in the sandbox or wherever it was supposed to be.
>>57542522Was he the guy who trained Kadyrov to fight?
>>57542902A MANPAD
>>57542891They're called quotes, anon.
>>57542054he is one lazy fuck. He never works more then an hour per day on set which means his own scenes are often dubbed by guys not him even though the same movie may containt scenes where his original dub is okay so they kept it. You can see the disdain for him from the production as sometimes they mock him by deliberately choosing the most inappropriate VA to make fun of him. That and since he has gotten so fat and lazy in his older years he does not even bother to properly choreograph anymore leading to ridicilous scenes where he bitch slaps his opponent into submission while sitting in a chair
>>57542433Do they realize Steven Seagal is a race mixer?
>>57542407No wonder he's popular in Russia.
>>57543225Just following his “mongol” blood
>>57542015Will he use a Visa card or is there a Russian equivalent
>>57542219>kinomaHEY, I THOUGHT OF THIS WORD FIRST! fuck you!
>>57542029My dad mostly liked Under Siege for the nice titty scene.
>>57543232kek
>>57542054When he worked in Hollywood in the 80s/90s he made like 5 or so good films, but the very first film that he directed and starred in was so fucking bad that it basically ran him out of town and forced him to take B movies from that point forward. No one in Hollywood liked him because of his how he saw himself and how he treated people and at one point got bullied by the big name action movie stars at a party where he got teased by Van Damme and mumbled under his breath and went home like an ashamed cuck.
>>57542015Potato man sends his regards
>>57543123The sniper movie was peak Seagal. He spent like 80% of the movie sitting in a chair either mumbling under his breath or being poorly dubbed by an ESL. 'Course there was also that one movie where he was part of the Not!DEA and there was an obviously drunk blonde chick who didn't have a single line in the movie and stumbled over her own feet whenever the scenes required her to move around
>>57543775
>>57543775Honestly the dude should have just stayed a martial arts instructor
>>57542514Holy based
The best part is that Steven basically became a real life version of his MadTV parody. Well without the American fervor that is.https://youtu.be/rLifidBN5S4
>>57542902You know what's funny? James Bond did the same thing at the end of Spectre and nobody thought it was retarded.He uses his Walther PPK .380 ACP pistol. He’s firing a low velocity pistol cartridge at a flying object that’s about 150–200 meters away. From a boat bobbing in the water. In the dark. We're supposed to believe he got a round into the engine and it made the helicopter engine implode.
>>57542219>two world wars and a hind
>>57543807at this point I speculate he has converted his B movie one trick pony show into a legit money laundering scheme. Shit out a bunch of cheap, low effort direct to DVDs that get bought up by organized crime with then money being refurbished back to them via corporate bodies. so your hookers and narco money is now legit cash blessed by sensei Segal for a small commission. Would go a long way of explaining how he was elevated to such popularity on paper in Russia with getting personal attention from monke gangster himself. He come with recommendations from the russian mob which is a semi official extension of the state now.
>>57544018Yeah but Daniel Craig isn't a psychotic sperg
>>57543714Cant say i blame him
>>57542015Seagull is Putins best man
>>57542063Boomers have been pirating since they invented audio cassettes, meanwhile zoomers cant even into folders.
>>57544226>folders is that some new tik tok?
>>57544226Pirating is pretty intimidating if you didn't get into it at a young age. I'm grateful that some fags on other boards held my hand as I learned the ropes.
>>57542522wow, he's just one massive blob draped in tacticoolwould be no shame in it because of his age. but the fact that he's waddling around trying to pass off whatever he's doing as legit "acting" of the part of some bad-ass operator character, is what makes him look ridiculous
>>57543775Hard to KillAbove the LawOut for JusticeMarked for DeathUnder SiegeThose were his best movies. One (me) could argue that Fire Down Below and On Deadly Ground are just as good as the first four on the above list. Under Siege probably being the best film he has made. I even liked The Patriot as a kid, but I wouldn't bother to watch it now.>t. someone who has watched Above the Law and Out for Justice in the last month.
>>57544018james bond is all about gadgets. they could easily explain it away as a special MI6 pistol
>>57544079Why are his fingernails so white?
>>57544463maybe poor perfusion to his nail beds because he's a fat fuck now?
>>57544551based cyanosis and capillary refill poster
I still don't understand what he meant by this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0AAny ideas?
>>57544723Terrible slang for taking their lives?dunno
>>57544723>snatch every muthafuka birthday
>>57542449>first post to use boomer correctly in a year>anon thinks it's wrong
>>57543824Couldn't he married into owning a school and was divorced and thrown out for beating his wife (the masters daughter).
>>57542054Under Siege was OK, the others range from meh to real bad.
>>57544193Literal Mac from It’s Always Sunny moves
>>57542902
>>57543775Kind of reminds me of Dana Carvey's story about working with Segal on SNL. https://youtu.be/_VXum8lM0X0
>>57544949>beating his wife (the masters daughter)What the fuck was he thinking?
>>57545390He's an idiot.
>>57544371I'm in the process of watching every Seagal movie with some friends & wholly agree with you here. Last two aren't nearly as good IMO but enough budget and genuine effort was used in the production that they're actual movies and not the outright scams that follow. I'll shout out Kill Switch though because it's his first movie shot in the US in years, the editing is comically bad & it produced the footage for the Seagal shooting kids from the postal movie mashup gif. Also this clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAG_EkEcofI>I even liked The Patriot as a kid, but I wouldn't bother to watch it nowIt's 60% of a dumb B movie but they just never bothered to finish it. Does have one great detail though- it's the first on screen appearance of Philip Winchester (Stonebridge from Strike Back), quite possibly because it was filmed in or near his hometown. He's the militia leader's incredibly teenage looking henchman.
>>57545077Everyone who lived though the production of that episode has hilarious stories. Apparently it's the one SNL episode that never gets rerun.
>>57542015If the time stamp doesn't work, skip to 17:20https://youtu.be/6BqfgNl2JJw?t=1043
>>57542902Let's assume that it's a Mi-17. It's got kevlar around its engine and crew compartments. Let's assume you have Seagal-grade bullshit accuracy shooting one-handed on the move against a helicopter that's also moving. The engines, at least, can withstand 23mm fire, per Boeing, so unless he has a Shilka in his pocket, he's doing fuck all unless he shoots from behind the thing, into the crew compartment, and gets the pilot in the back of the head.
>>57542029Because Under Siege was actually good, and then there were a few "OK" hong kong action tier movies like "On Dangerous Ground" or whatever that were just kind of fun 80's/90's action movies. The new movies are all dog shit and no one likes them. We all know they are shit. If people watch them, they watch them to laugh at them.
Reminder that Seagal's producer was a mob guy. When Seagal tried backing out of his films he sent a few mob friends. The FBI has audio recordings of those mobsters laughing at how much of a pussy Seagal was.
>>57545864>The FBI has audio recordings of those mobsters laughing at how much of a pussy Seagal was.Got any links?
>>57542015He gets paid by every step he walks
>>57545927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu3XeWvYAtM
>>57542029Because he's based and makes Americucks seethe
>>57542902yes
How many races has Steven Seagal identified as?
>>57542015Reminder this faggot was always picking fight with other marital artists on set and get BTFO. One time kungfu instruction or something made him crap his pants
>>57545711>Let's assume that it's a Mi-17It's a Puma, there isn't any armor on it. Don't please devils advocate, and don't be generous to clowns like Seagull
>has lived in japan>mastered the fist and the blade>has an extensive sword collection>gave a katana to Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro >opened his own dojo>had a custom gun made for him once a month>marketed an aftershave called "Scent of Action" and a range of knives and weapons>developed a signature long-range rifle with ORSIS>deputy sheriff in 3 different states>served an arrest warrant with an army surplus tank>Lama Penor Rinpoche from Palyul monastery announced that Seagal was a tulku, and specifically the reincarnation of Chungdrag Dorje, a 17th-century terton (treasure revealer) of the Nyingma, the oldest sect of Tibetan BuddhismHe is the most /k/ person of all time and you should stop laughing at this humble medicine man from the asiatic steppes of Michigan and son of Jewish immigrants.
>>57546184Mate, I said in my post that it wasn't possible even if he was hand-wielding an AA cannon. I'm also the guy who posted the video of him being exposed as a fraud and a bitchboy. Learn what context is, friend.
>>57546190>fat>LARPs as spec ops>spends way too much money on guns he'll never useYeah, he truly is the most /k/ person of all time
>>57542522GSPbros...
>>57546286
>>57544067>hind
>>57544018To be fair, helicopters want to naturally explode on their own. All it takes is a little push.The fact is that movies have to work off the suspension of disbelief, Blofeld is running away on a fast vehicle to raise the stakes, Bond has to pull the golden BB shot to save the day. It's not meant to realistic. But they did add the spark effects, the flames, and the helicopter crash lands.On that Segal movie, they filmed a helicopter and spun the camera around to make it look like the helicopter is spinning out of control, then use a static shot overlayed with a stock explosion effect. The bad part here isn't that a handgun brings down a helicopter. It's how fucking cheap everything looks.
>>57542390Funny you say that. Because most of Segalls hits in the 90s were in part bankrolled by the mob via producer Julius Nasso. Seagal eventually got scared of being caught under the thumb of the Gambino crime family for life and tried to break off his relationship with Nasso in the 00s. Seagal tried to get out of a 4 movie deal with him. So Nasso had goons fuck segall up and tell him to do the movies, or pay nasso a couple hundred k per movie he was backing out of, or they were going to kill him.
>>57546479See:>>57545954
>>57543824he could, but he got choke the literal shit out of him by Gene Also this or any Russians around.Is he popular in Russia? Did he made any movies over there?
>>57543714It's literally the only thing I remember from that movie and out of respect to my 14 year old self I gotta say that film is a solid b+.
>>57546532His movies were huge in the Former USSR. Seagals biggest hits came out in the 90s when other big stars action careers were slowing down and the Berlin wall had fallen. So the slavzone got prime Seagal as many peoples first official theatrical Hollywood experience.
>>57546579yeah, of course.Also as in new movies.since he got friend like Putin, he could easily get the funds to make more movies right?Just like how Jackie Chan gets money from the CCP to make more shitty movies in the east
>>57542029Bro, Under Siege is one of the pinnacles of western culture that will live through all time. I snuck out of bed to watch it as a kid at night and it is singlehandedly responsible for me liking MP5's and short haired blondes for the rest of my life.
>>57546639I know he films most of his new movies with Keoni Waxman in like, Bulgaria and shit. If there's a connection there it's probably through Waxman or one of the other producers. Theres usually like 4 or 5 on all his direct to streaming junk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2B9jyZTp4w
>>57546649Its kind of the perfect storm of weird fucking egos too. Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey. The latter two on a large amount of cocaine and just chewing the fucking scenery in every scene. Its amazing.
Does Aikido even work as a means of self-defense? I’m not well-versed in martial arts but all the MMA junkies I know think it’s useless.
>>57546981If the attacker is using nothing but Aikido as well, the byes.
>>57546937>The latter two on a large amount of cocaine and just chewing the fucking scenery in every scene.Kek
>>57546981Aikido is really neat in a dojo setting. But Ufc/mma is kinda the crucible for martial arts practicality in a sparring setting. And Aikido gets fucking filtered hard by basically any other martial art. In the ring a combination of karate and Brazilian jiu-jitsu has risen to the top more or less. In a street setting the best skill is to not get in fights at all, and the second best is to be bigger and stronger than the other guy.
Anyone else remember this?
>>57546021All of them.
>>57547109This shit had me in hysterics as a kid. So did the Will Sasso skits on MadTV.
>>57546981It's one of those things that isn't really relevant and is more so a very narrow use case thing mixed in with some typical shinto whatever.>t. someone who is by law related to one of relatively big names in the US of aikido (he has his own wikipedia page for example)
>>57546981It's a handful of neat ideas you can add to your repertoire after you've mastered a practical art. It's basically useless as a core skill.
>>57546981The results speak for themselves.
>>57546981If the opponent is drunk or is a complete wimp, sure.In Judo you physically reach up to a motherfucker, put his center of gravity over yours, and let Newton do the rest. In Aikido you're relying on whimsical grabs - an opponent will pull back his limb to break the hold before you can put him in a lock, and keep striking.The core issue of Aikido is that it exists in an echo chamber. All Aikido practitioners train against Aikido practitioners, keep this shit up for decades and you end up with a complete cargo cult. Even if there are core principles of Aikido that worked at some point, nobody has stuck to these principles and tested them against live combat, so if you learn Aikido you're just learning the fake McDojo bs that's been churning for years.The only way to save Aikido would be to go back to the ancient scrolls or whatever and test the techniques against uncooperative opponents, essentially starting over and forgetting the modern form.
>>57542029What the fuck are you talking about? Boomers don't like him. After his career died in the mid-90s, he's only been making B-movies for third world countries. The only people who like him in the west are the unemployed and dumbest working class morons.
>>57546190>>57546286Lies detected: none
>>57542358>>57542538Didn't he first run to Russia to escape from the American Mafia since he was in debt to them?
>>57547057street fights almost never ever are one on one though. Usually its is a group of young gentelmen emboldent with pack hunting. In that style situation it does not matter how good you are in what style, at the end of the day you have one man strength with (usually) two arms and two legs. While the pack has more raw combined everything then you
>>57547336It's standard operating procedure for people trying to evade prosecution from the US. There's no actual reason for a Westerner to go to Russia apart from crime and its consequences.
>>57547243>The only people who like him in the west are the dumbest working class morons.Fuck, truth hurts. But I only like his movies from the 80's and some of those from the 90's.
Say what you will about the man, but this scene is pure fucking kino. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zu1YIukylw
>>57542501I'm 30 and grew up enjoying his 80s and 90s stuff. Under Siege 2, and some of the others up till about 1995 were like a shittier tier of Broken Arrow or Con-Air-type film. Enjoyable, but as long as you understood you were watching the equivalent of a shlocky, silly live-action anime/cartoon (think the Fast and Furious franchise, which I don't care for in the slightest).But you gotta understand his reeeally early stuff, from the 80s and *early* 90s slotted into an overall action sub-genre of white dudes kicking peoples asses with eastern moves (Chuck Norris, JCVD, and of course Segal). There was the advent of Jackie Chan movies, Hong Kong kung-fu was always a thing and ebbed and flowed in how visible it was in the zeitgeist, but there nonetheless. Shit son there was even a black version in Wesley Snipes with films like Passenger 57 (fun movie too). It was an enjoyable era for echo/latter-Boomers, Gen-Xers, and millenials, who were kids at the time. But make no mistake his shit fell off any kind of unironic-enjoyment cliff after the mid-90s, and he fucking fell *hard*. Now he exists for the very same crowd that included Above the Law or Under Siege in the action movie Saturday night movie block alongside Universal Soldier, Rumbe in the Bronx, and Escape from L.A. to now instead laugh at the pathetic has-been loser he is now. And, Yukari, fucking laugh we do. Have you been watching these fucking gems based-Segal-Appreciatior anon is posting ITT?
>>57544018Any james Bond movie past James Brosnan is dhit and should be discarded quality wise.Any James Bond besides early ones like Dr No and Roger Moore ones cannot be taken seriously tho.If you believe Craig is a decent James Bond nor a decent actor you aren't worth the oxygen you breathe.
>>57542054>cringe indie tier?cringe india tier (bollywood)
>>57547705not even close. bollywood can actually be entertaining
>>57547057>karateIsn't that bullshit as well?
>>57547926Karate isn't "BS" per se, the problem is that the traditional techniques leave you exposed, there's way too many McDojos, and the point fighting is extremely unrealistic. You'd need to train at a place that allows sparring. I remember watching some documentary about traditional karate dojos in Japan, they'd have really tough old guys sparring for real. Pretty impressive, but good luck finding a place that would let you go that hard in the West where people see Karate as an activity for parents to drop kids at for an hour.To quote Sterling Archer, Karate is the Dane Cook of martial arts. There's neat stuff there you wouldn't learn in other arts but the striking with hands is mediocre.
>>57547926>Karate>bullshit Karate Combat is pretty kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoaKPko6sv8>>57547057The earlier UFC was in fact a The Gracies BJJ Promo show.Untill Royce got wrecked by Sakuraba
>>57548293>half the knockouts are by right hook/haymakerthis is straight up Just Bleed™ era UFC kek
>>57546981It's not really a martial art in and of itself. It's the few things you do while holding a katana in a sword fight not directly involving the katana. It's like a quarter of a martial art and from what I've read a lot of the more hand to hand aspects of it are pretty much lost. He was jus a fraud.
>>57545954Every story I hear about Seagal is pathetic.
>>57542029I mean do they? The boomer I know liked Clint Eastwood or John Wayne or maybe Stallone but I've never heard anything about segal.
>>57547364The only reason to go to Russia is if you want to get AIDS for $50 from the hottest woman you'll ever bang
>>57548239My experience in martial arts (Tae Kwon Do and not Karate) was that they did do sparring, but it was a special optional class Saturday morning for 40ish minutes, and it wasn't full on fighting. Focus was on leg-strikes; you could punch but these weren't scored and headshots with a punch was a big 'No;' Punching itself was more about setting up the other person for a kick or interrupting the kick.Really if you wanted to fight you were encouraged to go to a full MMA gym to learn that. They did also have a BJJ course.
>>57547639why are you gay?
>>57550392Rinse your ears, brother: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
>>57547364Russian Americans are real Americans as well, and it was open for tourism before the war. In fact, it was popular and had a lot of American Western brands everywhere before the war. The USSR had not been around for so long there were proposals to build a bridge to Alaska and connect the entire planet by land.
>>57551131It may surprise you, but Alaska was settled by Russians and there are many Slavic people in general who built America. When people are so hateful to Slavic people because of the war, they are insulting the Polish people in NATO.
>>57542522Is GSP that hard up for money? Jesus
>>57543824He can't actually do that. Eventually that scam would fail
>>57544079>>57542550This is actually a trick. It's a hot dog disguised as a carrot. He orders them in bulk under a pseudonym
>>57542522>D'accordo fatti sono
>>57545529>I'm in the process of watching every Seagal movie with some friendsWhy do you hate yourselves?
>>57551151>When people are so hateful to Slavic people because of the war, they are insulting the Polish people in NATOThey're hateful to Russians. Russia is not representative of all Slavs. Russia is not Third Rome.
>>57550886What the actual fuck lelHow does something like this even happen?
>>57546190>He is the most /k/ person of all timeAnd yet I could kick his ass. Even prime 80s seagal was a poser
>>57551293Better be careful who you're calling a poser, dude. Seagal's hardcore.
>>57546639Holy shit after watching the trailer I need to see it to see how bad it is
>>57548293So basically UFC with no ground game. I like it
>>57542029>why do boomers love this guy's shitty films so much?They don't. Some of his early films (Above the Law, hard to Kill, Out for Justice) are fun popcorn flicks. Under Siege is a genuinely good action movie, and it's sequel isn't half bad either. Very few (if any) people actually like the movies he made after Under Siege.>>57542054The films he made before On Deadly Ground (1994) are fun action movies. On Deadly Ground and everything that he made after it (excluding Under Siege 2) is crap. His latest films are especially bad. He has gained a lot of weight since the 90s, and barely does any real stunts anymore. There is speculation that his newer films are used to launder money for organized crime figures. I just think that he does it because it's an easy way for him to make money.
>>57547467That is a good scene. I'm laughing now with hindsight that even 30 years ago he was too fucking lazy to get off the ground to keep a fight going.
>>57547140Is there anyone in Russia that’s not a drug addict?
>>57551313I like my chances to snatch his birthday. I've been traininghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0gjqq9SM94
>>57546981Aikido is really just for show. In a real fight, it won't help. The best martial arts for fighting are:1. Muay Thai2. Judo3. BJJ4. Boxing (American)
>>57542015>yes hello, what's your blackest hair dye?
>>57546021From memory1. Italian2. Native American3. Black4. Russian5. Japanese
>>57542522FATSOC
>>57542015>>The skippy is rigged for transponder and engine "malfunction" over the Afro American SeaFTFY
>>57542015I'm never going to be able to mentally separate this turd from Tom Segura.https://youtu.be/lDNfKSp_4SI
>>57551592Kek. He even has a carrot
IMHO he's in Russia just to train with this Russian Aikido masterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX0-cg3NuHo>>57551439>karate>Ground games.It does, but it's limited to a few minutes
>>57542522Jesus fuck. It's one thing to job to Chris Evans, at least he was fit and playing a literal superhero. Quite another to job to a fatass, deadbeat has-been Seagal.
>>57551984He wasn't "jobbing" to anyone, anon, he's acting. It's just work.
>>57542902The BK .444 can do it if you have enough brozoufs.
>>57547239Can confirm. Did Judo as a kid. Wad never bullied, because I accidentially used my junior judo throw on a guy that pissed me off in recess. Was thrown out of judo class for that.
>>57547239>>57552409As someone who flipped and tripped a lot of kids in fights with the judo knowledge my father taught me, I think it's a really good martial art to know in street fights. Everyone is wearing a shirt, and every streetfight usually enters a grapple quickly. I worry about meeting some recreational boxer who won't let me close in without eating a fist, though.
>>57542522SILENT BOB IS ONE BLUNT OVER THE LINE!
>>57547216This watches exactly like one of those bullshit Chinese martial arts videos where the students line up to see who's the best at selling their master's totally legitimate ki-blast attacks.
>>57551535>tfw Gina will never choke me unconscious and then cuddle with me afterwards.Why even live, bros?
>>575429021911, in fawty five ACP. It won two world wars, or course it can take down a helicopter.
>>57542015Obligatory Cum Town video. Weird that this one has done massive numbers and half the commenters have no idea this is from a podcast:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4
>>57552631the 1911 killed a zero, you fucking bet it can kill some shitty russian chopper
>>57546981The wrist locks are pretty good but other than that Aikido teaches nothing with an actual self defense value.Boxing and its variants, BJJ/Wrestling and Judo are the best things you can go for. Ideally learn both striking and grappling.There are other decent martial arts out there but they are simply too niche and only shine in a few moments.BJJ on its own teaches you getting and defending submissions, standup grappling, getting and defending takedowns, defending when you are on the ground while the opponent is not, holding control positions and escaping from fucked positions.One massive advantage you also get is the stamina from sparring because anyone with no sparring experience will gas 30 seconds into a fight.
Does anyone have the webm from his sniper movie where he's running (waddling) around shooting his rifle? I remember it being a webm where, despite it having no sound, you could literally hear his heavy breathing.
>>57544193Is he in fucking Chechnya?
>>57552694He looks to be in the middle of a seizure, anon.
>>57552694>гpoзныйyes
>>57542219KEKMAO
>>57547639I agree but Casino Royale was excellent.
>>57547639>James BrosnanAnon you're drunk again.
>>57546532he has moved there and that is where is films are made now and financed by russian mob money presumably
>>57550843Thats how it was for me too. My mom didnt want me 'fighting' so she never let me do it. So instead i tried out my kungfu on my friends, which did lead to some fights. Ahh well, her intentions were good
>>57546981Akido is derived from Akijutsu, the same way Judo is derived from Jujutsu.However where Judo is a legit full contact sport equally applicable to self defense Akido is more akin to Taichi and Kung Fu, it's a dance and prone to bullshido.And Akido clearly doesn't put any emphasis on diet and physical training, in the 1980s Seagal was a skinyfat DYEL and today he's just plain fat and this is true for others I've seen videos of.Finally in the videos of Seagal demonstrating Akido his opponents are very obviously offering no resistance as he deflects them and throws them around and they jump as they're thrown.So the question then becomes: does Akijutsu even work as a means of self defense? It isn't as well known or practiced outside Japan like Akido is so information is sketchy. My understanding of it is because of its origins with the Samurai it seems to focus on being able to grapple someone running at you with a spear/sword/knife and appears to have a strong emphasis on hand and finger locks and compliance holds. Supposedly Japanese police do train in it.So someone is just gonna have to test it. Put Akijutsu practioners in a ring with boxers, judoka, wrestlers, karate, mma, etc
>>57552466>Kick you out of class for successfully applying your skills in the real worldI'm not exactly sure what they expected you to do with that knowledge.
>>57552947>Kick you out of class for successfully applying your skills in the real worldPeople still do that?My BJJ insturctor is based and tells us that we can punch people from mount in a self defense situation if we feel like it is a good call.
>>57552992It seems to be a thing at children's martial arts schools. They teach kids to fight, but then expect the little goblins to not have at each other every once in a while.
>>57546181That would've been ole Judo Gene who gave him the choke, at least according to every account I've come across.
>>57542514i mean, if you're gonna be a filthy holywood perv i can't think of a better one-liner to start a young woman's career.
>>57546639Why does a guy have a fucking fan on his chest? Why are that other guy's blades so curved they make a fucking circle?
>>57542219>your chopper when .45
>>57553391He's a tragic character, with only the power to push people away.
>>57542029>boomersNopoe. Former combloc Gen X because for most of them it was their first introduction to western action cinema
>>57552694He visited Chechnya yes
>>57552704Kek
>>57553391Fans are a secret technology in the motherland. They wanted a superhero to showcase them to the peasants so they can have something to dream about other than suicide
>>57542029Some of his stuff from the early 90s is okay. The rest is unwatchable.
>>57552947>>57553017It would be understandable if you were the aggressor. If you use it in legitimate self-defense and still get kicked out, that's just retarded
>>57542902An anti-materiel rifle.
>>57551535why have boner?
>>57542029I'm pretty sure most of what he released over the last few decades is just money laundering hidden behind a front of a lolcow action flick. Seagal just seems to hang around a lot of people who would benefit a lot from money disappearing in various shell companies disguised as movie studios and the like.
>>57542054He seems to be constantly breaking new ground in ways to move as little as possible as an "action hero". Seeing him actually walk is rare, while him running has at best happened in about 2 films this millennium (possibly even just 1 I know of, an awful zombie movie he was barely in). He's already surpassing Cameron Mitchell levels of immobility, and that man spent entire movies sitting in the same chair.
>>57554381Prime Gina is waifu tier
>>57542355Kek, summary of this guy's fall, shot by shot:>window crash x5>baffled negro>window crash x8>stupefied African-American>window crash for good measure>perplexed POC>dead
>>57544371glimmer man was decent
>>57542390Not just gaps, entire plotlines central to the story just straight up disappear in most movies. It's dementia filmmaking, where Seagal just starts killing random people who we never even know the motivation of. Are they with the bad guys we saw back in the beginning? Are they a third party? Or is this about that one line of dialogue 15 minutes ago? Who knows, since neither Seagal nor anyone else seems to.Acter finishing a Seagal movie, you'll feel like a 90 year old Alzheimer patient who suddenly became lucid while standing half naked in front of the house he lived in 60 years ago. Just pure confusion and disorientation with no recollection of what happened in the past two hours or so.
>>57543225Mixing it with what? Dude's more racially ambiguous than Ariana Grande.
>>57554615his parents were Italianbut he's tried for years to try to claim to be Native American and even Japanese
>>57544723>snatch every muthafuka birthdayHas to be about stealing their kids' birthday cakes. Look at him, that's 100% somerhing he does.
>>57546190>>Lama Penor Rinpoche from Palyul monastery announced that Seagal was a tulku, and specifically the reincarnation of Chungdrag Dorje, a 17th-century terton (treasure revealer) of the Nyingma, the oldest sect of Tibetan BuddhismHow could he tell? Was ol' Chungdrang the only Buddhist monk with type 2 diabetes?
>>57553144What's up with her hair?
>>57546639The Slavengers, featuring:>Fan-cooled Vladimir>Someone's Fursona>$8 OnlyFans>the Hammered Sickle
>>57554644Kek how did it take this long to crack the code?
>>57554450Wasn't there one movie where he was very obviously on a Segway whenever he was 'running' anywhere?
>>57545711>Mi-17>The engines, at least, can withstand 23mm fireThere's no fucking engine block in the world that withstand 23mm fire anon, except maybe the diesel engine of a fucking ship. A MBT could, but certainly not a helicopter.
>>57546639What the absolute fuck is that movie called?
>>57554967Guardians (2017)
>>57554967Guardians. Made in 2017. Go watch the trailer, it’s worth 2 minutes of your time
>>57555139>>57555146Kek. Hive mind
Under siege is so good. The knife fight scene with tommy lee jones is so good. It’s up there with the best of the best one on one fighting ever in movies. Knife fighting is such an interesting topic you don’t see much of. This is the most over the top knife fight scene with an incredible setting.
>>57554221Fuckin kek.
>>57552648Obligatory calling out that you’re a faggot watching a antifa loving faggot show with cum in the name. You are not welcome here.
Has anyone ever tried his energy drink?
>>57551859this guy is on the front lines now
>>57552943hi, Steven! you are based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJHj7U_cru0
>>57547216Calling it now... Bakhmut will fall once he reaches the front lines.
