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I refuse to believe anyone who uses this board has actually enlisted or served in the forces at some point in their life.
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>>56899185
I served in Ukraine, i helped in the liberation of Mariupol from the Zelensky regime. But because i broke my leg i couldn't kill more reddit gay tranny swines and had to be sent back to Russia.
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>>56899185
I tell people I would never enlist because I don't believe in globohomo or that I don't want to die for some oil field but in reality I'm just really scared of group showers
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>>56899185
Have served, made me hate da joos. Its nothing special.
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why the FUCK would I want to join the armed forces
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my mom was in the military and she taught me how to salute
so I'm basically E-1
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>>56899185
I served 6 years as a weekend warrior
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My team at Langley have been active duty for 4 -26 years. We post here often.
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>>56899185
>has actually enlisted or served in the forces

Well, of course, because I have a father and marketable skill, and I prefer not burning in hell.
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>>56899185
I enlisted for our equivalent of the Reservists and due to some fuck up, I wasn't contacted for basic training, now I'll have to wait several months for the next opportunity. Belaruse better not start shit until then
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>>56899185
Sad bait to try and figure out how many vets swing by here.
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>>56899185
This board used to be full of service members; now it's full of cervix pretenders.
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>>56899185
Most shitposters here are smart enough not to personally meddle into stupidity of a war. So if u unironically work as a security guard, police officer or at a military you're very likely a brainlet and should have chosen the better career for yourself and indirectly for your family. So let the peons fight and enjoy watching it with a coffee or whatever in your hands on this shitty board.
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Not me, I'm just a wagie for the MIC.
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I do love some good cope and seeth in the morning.
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>>56899452
>national guard
>gay
accurate
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>>56899185
You’re half right. I didn’t enlist.
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>>56899185
Euro here we have mandatory basic training at age 18 so it's not a big deal here. I've never understood why it's such a big deal in the US. Is it just cultural differences?
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>>56899215
Not real. A mere broken leg would send you right back to the front line.
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>>56899185
I was a conscript for a year in the Swedish army, now I am a noguns
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>>56899887
Americans are too fat.
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>>56899185

Lots of Finns here

t. dygimies
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>>56899924
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>>56899185
Sir, this is a weapons board, not a cuck board. If you want cucking go to /pol/
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>>56899578
Active Duty is for retards
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>>56899185
You'd be surprised. There have been several Green Berets, Rangers, field grade officers, a very helpful and informative CW4, and a tier 1 operator here at one point or another.
Most servicemembers who post here rarely mention it except in /meg/ or in a passing thread if it pertains to their MOS.
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>>56899461

How is Langley this time of year? Also got any cool tech in recently?
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>>56899185
why would I fight for zog?
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I enlisted and failed the asthma test, so guess youre wrong.
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>>56900999

It's almost as if being in the actual military teaches you to not make a huge deal of your status. Unless you're one of those egotistical asshole who do things like get your fucking teen driver killed in a war zone just cause you wanted to check seatbelts.
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>>56899185
I wanted to enlist but I have asthma and also I'm both a physical and moral coward.
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>>56899185
You'd be wrong, there are at least a handful of people in every western military who browse here on their phones to pass the time. Definitely way less combat vets than in 2010 though.
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>>56899185
I'll have you know I'm a veteran of a thousand psychic wars. You're welcome for my service.
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>>56901021
Because he's the rightful king of Albania! Victor Emmanuel III is a usurper!
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>>56899185
I served as tank recon in the IDF
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>>56901459
>Victor Emmanuel III is a usurper!
He is worse than a usurper. He is - may Allah forgive me for uttering this word - Italian.
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>>56899578
How is the Guard having sex with men gay? They're not nasty *boys*, anon.
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>>56899185
who fucking cares if someone served in the military?
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>>56899887
Because last time we did conscription we let retards and fatsos in and, while it was pretty fun, Vietnam was pointless. Plus based off how retarded the average public school student is, I'd be horrified going on a firing range full of such people
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>>56901014
We have been using some new AI tech. Try to guess how many posters are real in some threads. Some of the threads are only AI responding to eachother.
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I am in the DFAC as we speak
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>>56899185
Hey hey captain jack
Take me down to the railroad track
Put that weapon in my hand
DRINK WATER
GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETSSSS

So glad I missed the non ashamed gays and female infantry. Do they really not let you guys climb the tall ropes at sand hill anymore?
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>>56899278
x2
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>>56899924
this
t. signal chad
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I was discharged from the RN after one day.
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>>56899185
>he doesn't know I'm a supersoldier
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USMC '06-'11
I tell people that are thinking of joining these days to go Air Force, though.
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>>56899924
Does a bookkeeper/sausage chef/TNT prank installer count?
I got to fire the RK more than the lazy drivers at least :DDD

t. B-mies
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>>56902710
They're better off without you, PFC Chud
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>>56899924
Mortarman checking in
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>>56901680
Its a bit different here. We have a two day process to filter out psychos and actual retards. Fatsos and whiny faggots still get in though. They usually get pushed around and yelled at a lot. When I did the basic training a fatty classmate of mine came with me. Was pretty funny to see him get yelled at while he had to run up and down a hill until he flopped over and threw up his soul every other day. Hes now one of the most fit guys I know. Still goes to the gym almost every day. If you like it or not but this shit turns boys into men. It builds a lot of character and teaches comradery. It also makes sure every man has at least held and shot a gun once to know what its actually like. While I hated the first couple weeks there Im really glad I was forced to go through it.
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>>56899900
top kek
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Served in the Czechoslovakian Peoples Army. Would not recommend.
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>>56899185
Why does that determine your value as a human being?
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>>56905143
insecurity, lack of socioeconomic status
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Not quite the same but I've been with the sheriff's office for 16 years. Been shot at tons of times, seen every manner of awful thing, killed people, etc. It's a living
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>>56905491
Worst thing you've seen?
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>>56905581
I promise you don't want to know about it
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>>56905658
Tell us man, just keep it anonymous
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>>56904712
Least Asiatic Finn.
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>>56905581
>>56905761
Alright. It's a toss up but the one that sticks with me most is this black kid who was 'flirting' in his words with two white girls on an elevator 10 and 11. They get off to go home to their apartment, he follows, he's pissed off they hurt his pride or whatever. Restrains them, rapes them both, tortures them to death according to med, no one heard a thing. He doesn't even remotely care, his mother doesn't remotely care and the best part is he walked with psychiatric care. I won't risk commenting with my personal feelings
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>>56905975
Please tell me this is a larp. Surely you'd be tried as an adult for rape and murder?
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>>56899461
Hemmingway?
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Served my time on a Leo2.. had a good time doing mandatory service. Gud time.
PS: old timers were ex east german tankers, export? T-72, and Leo2A4 was just heaps better they said.
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I enlisted in 2011 as a 13b. I remember being homesick and asking for advice on /k/ how to leave the army kek. Now im an officer with 11 years in but I didn’t go green to gold like the other jabronies
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>>56905975
>he walked with psychiatric care
The sheer hate this inspires in me
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>>56905975
>source: my gaping ass
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>>56906052
Not him but I saw all sorts of horrible behavior get swept under the rug when working in public schools
>teachers having sex with students
>students being pimped out by other students
>students being pimped out by parents
>parents violently beating children
>parents abandoning children
>students getting into knife fights
>students raping other students
>students having race wars
>students bullying kids to suicide
Almost no punishments were ever given and shit got swept under the rug more often than not. Crazy because you dont report this to the administration first, you report it to the police. I have lost all respect for my local PD and CPS.
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>>56899246
Especially since you're forced to be nice to polo pirates
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>>56906167
Oh I saw the bodies myself before they were hidden and part of interview and I was personally disciplined because I made one single comment about it. I made a comment to someone below me who I considered a friend and he reported me, which I'm still pissed about but you have no choice but to say all is forgiven or you're inviting even more problems. I've seen other things as bad as this, if you sign to the police/SO in a bad area they'll tell you to get ready to step over the dead kids.
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>>56906292
Got a link to a news article?
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>>56905779
How do i look asian?
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>>56903707

I wish I had been a bookkeeper...
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 4195
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I was in the process of getting an Air Force commission but I was stupidly honest about my medical history.
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>>56899185
Have you never met military guys?
Regardless of country, weebs, nerds, and the terminally online are drawn to military pursuits.
I'm neverserved but I've got friends in the British armed forces who have posted and I know for a fact that a fair few of the USMC and USN in Japan post here, because I've met those weeby marines
>t. bong permanent resident of Japan.
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>>56899185
So what, it's for people who like weapons. It's like demanding that co/ck/holsters have all worked as professional cooks.
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>>56899185
Why would I? I make good money, can indulge in my hobbies like pews, when I get home I can throw my pants off and jerk it to hot milfs. Not one retard screaming at me. Not my fault when high school ended you were left scratching your head, unsure of what to do with your life.
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Signal corps was awesome. Lan parties every weekend, drunken fights in klingon. Field exercises that turned into lan parties over satcom, torposhepere bounce, or hclos shots to your buddies on the other side of the parking lot.

Habbohotel raids were fun as fuck when bored as shit in the field too.
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I gave up on it last year. Between covid and some really lazy recruiters I was just spinning my wheels and going nowhere.
>hurry up and wait bro
>dont be such a choosing beggar bro
>its worth it in the end, you dont want to be a never serve wanna be, right?

I was keeping my whole life on hold waiting for them to get their dicks out of eachothers asses and the nuance of it all wore off really fast. I started my progress in my civilian jobs and just went with that. Some days I regret it and get the itch to try again, but all the rage posting and doom scrolling from the vets I see give me enough hesitation to stop
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>>56899185
I was in from 2007 to 2011. Never killed anyone in combat and now I hate back people.
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>>56905975
This is ragebait post
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>>56905975
Niggers committing crimes?
Sounds about right
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>>56899278
x3

I wanted to kill people. Got sent to do firewatch in Saudi Arabia instead
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>>56906626
I think that was actually the rare unironic use of the “least ____ ____” format because you look very caucasian compared to the average, slightly mongoloid Finn.
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>>56899185
I was in the US Army Reserves with pig medical mos. I did help patch up guys who got fucked up by ieds, but I was never in combat.
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>>56910007
>pig
*pog*
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>>56901994
thats been a thing for years though.
thread recreations using previously posted threads in the archives as a script
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>>56899185
Being a professional janitor for 4 years isn’t anything to brag about buddy.



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