Any ways to booby trap your home quasi-legally? Something that could be easily excused as innocent.
>>55292458Oil on stairs.
>>55292458>Broken christmas ornaments under window>Ice on stairs>pull cord that pulls down clothes iron instead of light>hot wheels cars on floor
>>55292458Nothing that would be 100% lethal
>>55292458start a collection of bear traps?
>>55292458Marbles under a rug
>>55292458Air horn tied to a door handle
>>55292458Motion activated strobe lights to disorientate the intruder at night
>>55292458Start playing Fortunate Son when you hear the window break
A grenade rigged to the door
>>55292458>no shoes sign at front door>legos on the floor of every room
Have you ever seen home alone?
you can oil all your floors like a bowling alley. it's not illegal.
>>55292458banan on floor
>>55293005Won't that attract monke though?
>>55292499BasedCheckedAnd home alone pilled
>>55295177YesIs either good or bad Just depends if fighting Russia
>>55295642or a pit of bulls
shotgun on a wire, I guess. After it shoots the guy, just claim it was you holding the gun.
>>55292458Doesn't work that way. Rounds need to be pressurized
Just make sure it leathal so when you accidentally trigger it you won't have to worry about court
>>55292458Tons of ways. No, I won’t tell them to you. But pay me and I’ll happily design something.
>>55292458>anti-climb paint only at the very top of metal fences>get a dog and get it to dig holes all the way along fences (but not under)>no exterior lighting>swimming pool with no concrete apron and a loose mesh cover>hoarder-level clutter with random sharp items laying on the floor mixed in>heavy objects rested on a loft handrailI could probably think of a few more.
>>55296618why would they do this to Douglas?
what about traps that look real but are actually fake? like get a dummy mine or grenade and put it where an intruder would run into it. they would be so scared they would run away before finding out it isn't real.
>>55292760I see you've seen the Phantasm movies, in particular Phantasm II.
>>55292458>Something that could be easily excused as innocent.Not really, anything "innocent" wouldn't be likely to be lethal. Anything lethal would put you at risk.I've been planning on picking up a high-wattage laser diode and mounting it on a turret. Use a small computer board to do face detection and aim it for the eyeballs.
Become a hoarder and rig stuff to fall on people.
>>55292458Motion activated UV lamps with enough power to cause instant sunburn. Say you set them up because of covid.
>>55292458Organophosphorus Nerve agents.
>>55292458>Tall fence>Bramble bushes in front of the fence>Irritation/drainage ditch directly behind the fence>Anti climb paint at the very top of the fencePut warning signs about the anticlimb paint every 10feet or so. The bushes are just for decoration, the ditch is for drainage, the tall fence is for security but innocuous, the anticlimb paint is well-marked. Inside of the court yard put motion activated flood lights everywhere.
>>55299783Great, now I'm on a watchlist for trying to see what it said. Goddammit, anon...
>>55296653The better question is, why would Douglas fall for it three times?
>>55292458Just dig a bunch of holes everywhere.
>>55292458A cactus under every window
>>55299783Dimethylmercury is almost as lethal and a lot easier to synthesize.
Oh no! I can't believe that guy fell on my scale model of a punji pit!
Oh, shit, I left my land mine collection out! Daaaang!
>>55292501bro it cant even hurt someone what are you talking about?? you cannot boobytrap your home with anything but noisemakers. If something happened and you were incapacitated, people that came to help could be killed or injured by your stupid fucking traps.unless you live in quite literally the middle of bumfuck nowhere and nobody is going to ever know you fuckin died by slipping in the shower, but even then whos to say some dummy in the future goes urban exploring and your shotgun floorboard trap blows his foot off and he dies too
>>55299875IN A ROW.
When I was a kid we would put lumps of dog shit on one end of a stick, then push the other end in to the ground, with the shit stick angled to poke into a person at waist level or lower, usually just the pants or legs of the victim.In lightly wooded areas or paths with bushes it was easy to camouflage them and we'd get lots of successful fecal contact on unwitting victims.
>>55292458Just make sure the trap finishes them off and bury them yourself. People really underestimate how much work digging a big hole is you might want to pre-dig one.
>>55292458Boards with rusty nails sticking out of them left under leaves
>>55292458Leave a loaded handgun lying out with a note that says "do NOT shoot yourself". Reverse psychology will finished them off, and nobody will be able to say anything against you because you did tell them not to do it.