What kind of weapons can kill a mythical giant?
>>55287189your dumb posts
>>55287189probably like, a lot of 5.56
>>55287189wtf is this for real?
>>55287189relativistic kill missile launched from the kuiper belt
>>55287248This is the best answer.
hey that was my grandpa. fuck the US!
>>55287189Taking your meds will make them go away 100% of the time.
>>55287235yeah it happened
>>55287329>>55287360I don't believe you
They were finding them out west in the Indian wars too.
>>55287383>he doesn't know about the giant of kandaharIt was all over the news before you were born zoomer
>>55287447I'm 47 years old you pathetic cunt
>>55287496Go back to making tiktoks kid
>>55287189No. Because there would be ten different guys all claiming to have been the guy who killed it, trying to get book deals and secure film rights.
>>55287189man fucking CIA slaughtering mythical creatures baka
>>55287189My grandpappy bagged a djinn in Algeria with 30-06 so it's probably good enough for giants
>>55287307Desu I've been eating wild onions beans for years and I never got that big.
>>55289289you need the bear milk. It's got those giant hormones>>55288752lmao
>>55287189A magic bullet like the one the Masons forged to kill JFK.
Cool ass Norse weapons other than Mjolnir and GungnirSkofnung>imbued with the souls of 12 berserkers>must never have sunlight hit it>can not be unsheated in the presence of womenSword of Freyr>don't even need to swing it, it fights on its ownDainsleif>must kill someone if it is unsheated>will cause wounds that can never heal
>>55289368JFK is still alive.
Afghanistan is a crazy place. When I was deployed the locals would no-shit insist that dragons and giants and wizards lived in the valley next to their own or just beyond the mountain in the horizon.
>>55287189J-Pop and hetero kissing to immobilize it in terror. Particle beam cannon to vaporize it. If the PBC fails, punch it with a fucking aircraft carrier.
>>55289440They make fuckers from Kentucky look like aristocrats
>>55287248based.david would use a shotgun if he had one
This is the funniest thing I've seen
>>55289419>imbued with the souls of 12 berserkers>must never have sunlight hit it>can not be unsheated in the presence of womengay man's penis
>>55290321That's the penis of a power top albino gay man.
>>55287248t. King David
>>55287248Agreed brother. Christ is King.
>>55287189Why kill it when I can shoot out it's knees and fuck it in the ass?
>>55287189my giant black organdropping 6000lbs of pipe on that fucker will kill it deadchurch probably wouldn't be too happy though
>>55287189A large bullet, which requires a large rifle. Which then requires a large person to fire it, a "giant" of sorts. So you basically need a mythical giant to kill a mythical giant.It's a zero sum game.
>>55290209kek, took me a second
>>55287189At least three Kilograms of RDX
>>55289419Odins spear is Gungnir and Mjolnir is his hammer. Didn't know he had a spear.
>>55289440I never deployed but I dealt with Afghans during OAR/OAW and thought they were retarded but nothing to write home about. Then I remembered the ones we evacuated were supposedly the cream of the crop, well-educated ones and I was like holy fuck no wonder that country is the way it is.
>>55289419so whats stopping me from just leaving dainsleif unsheathed
>>55293853Getting punished by the Norse gods for being a cheating little bitch.
Anyone have the Coast to Coast show about the giant?
>>55293782I have to work with afghans weekly, because those fuckers always emigrate with tuberculosis. Treating them is a pain in the ass. They seriously believe the expensive antibiotic treatment gives them space aids, lets the lizard jews from iran mind control poor afghans make them slaves to some vile hostile pashtun tribe in bumfuck of afghanistan.They tell you that with a straight face after a doc told them how fucking retarded they are to voluntarily die of tuberculosis.These people are beyound help. If tbc wasnt so contsgious, we'd just let em run free and die like vermin.
>>55293564Mjölnir is the hammer of thor
>>55289440There was a story here on /k a few months ago from some guy serving in Afghanistan who had his guys move in the high mountains through the day because the locals are shit scared of Djinn during daylight hours in the mountains.
>>55293564>>55296034Odin here. Truth is that hammer and spear was made of wood. And the giants were actually 5 feet 11. We just called them that for fun. How we laughed.
>>55293564>Didn't know he had a spear.Oh come on, that's his attribute.