In the /K field hospital
>>54687213If the technology to slow and reverse aging exists through stem cell transduction and RNA tech, why aren't people doing it? Why aren't we doing it? Are people not motivated enough to save their loved ones? How is it someone can know what they have to do to save them and simply look at that mountain and choose to not climb it because of it seems so high
My ankle hurts
>>54687262alright let me get the bonesaw, I recommend you get plastered now
>>54687213alright we need bodies to build tents, form up outside to start filling sandbags unloading the connex
>>54687248Is her torso super long, or are her legs super short?
why are half the injuries here anal injuries?
>>54687248in the end, humanity progresses because people die and new generations with no stake in the previous nonsense are allowed to flourish. no biological death will probably hasten humanity's extinction.
>>54687248>>54687255>>54687282It's a hilarious shoop.
>>54687315You're suggesting she's not even on the bike at all. They merely warped her to seen like she is.
Pvt. Anon found the narcotics again and is in a coma
>>54687213So who else here is in on testing if patients are calmer when you treat them while wearing a WWI or WWII era nurse uniform?
>>54687364>I dont understand, Ive tried both uniforms but they keep calling me a faggot?
>>54687364I've been trying the sexy maid outfit, it makes my ass look big but it also makes the beer gut look big too. I find they prefer my care when I do a TF2 medic impersonation
>>54687213Who keeps putting people in a coma into a tub of cosmoline?
>>54687213Have we seen that much of an increase in constipation cases recently? We've been going through our enema supplies at several times the rate that other field hospitals do.
CAN SOMEONE TAKE THE GOLDEN DILDO OUT OF MY ASS ALREADY PLEASE
>>54687213ATTENTIONThere is confusion about tonight's exercise.It WILL be a tug-of-war.It WILL NOT be rub and tug.That is all.
>>54687213I ate hurty plant
>>54687602God damn it!We've been over this.You are a Dildo Warmer, 2nd Class.STFU.
someone raided the anti-psychotic supply closet again. we might have a few crazies act up soon so get ready. i have already notified /k/ommand and the cleanup crews are on stand by, so focus on not having a untimely appointment with the Lord
>>54687213AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGET THIS NUGGET BOLT OUT OF MY ASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>54687213No, sewing new skin to the unconscious Jew patient's dick to "De-Kike" him isn't "based" Anon.
>>54687672I don't know why you bother wasting skin graft materials when you could just cut the oxygen supply to their anesthetics and exit bag them
>>54687248The tech to stop or reverse aging does not exist yet. Slow down? Yes, but it is crude as hell and no proper "medicine" has been developed so far. However, a lot of money has been pumped into aging research in the last 10 years and every year we get more and more because boomers are scared. Why is it not here yet? Well, there isn't even a proper fucking definition of aging and we aren't even 100% sure what causes it. Only in the last few years, have we started to really understand why living healthy makes you live longer. So there is a long way to go
>>54687291Too many Remington owners.
>>54687511They must be PRESERVED, COMRADE
>>54687649Oh yeah that was me, I was hungry ans there was nothing good in the fridge
>>54687616But I already called Cyrus! he will be here with the girls any time now
>>54688899fuckin' cyrus? why'd you call that dickhead?
Doc, I-..I *SNIIIIF* was doing some b-buterfly knife tr-tricks and- *SNIIIIIF* cut myself and I-...I'm bleeding now :'^(
>>54689011Here let me get you a band-aid. Unrelated question but what insurance provider do you use?
>>54687213Okay I got a question, what's the largest calliber gun I can jam into patients hand as a replacement for his now missing one?
>>54687248Low hanging fruit. People around the world aren't in general dying in ways where our first line of action should be cell rejuvenation and whatever "RNA tech" is. 99.99 of all people die from stuff we can relieve or mitigate in cheaper and easier ways. Cell degradation and protein expression are not the limiting factors. Simple shit like excercise and diet and just plain getting enough natural sunlight are the biggest factor. In the healthcare industry we use a unit called a QALY. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality-adjusted_life_year#:~:text=The%20quality-adjusted%20life%20year,one%20year%20in%20perfect%20health.Basically we need to decide where to invest ressources to attain maximum QALY. People who says you can't put a price on a life might be right from a philosophical standpoint but in my line of work we don't have the luxury of thinking like that. We have a limited budget and if we spend 50mil on curing children with severe cystic fibrosis we might "buy" 800 QALY in total which equals 8 human lives, but if we spend 50 mil on something boring and unsexy like therapy and courses for drug addicts we might buy 80.000 QALY amounting to 800 lives. Life extension is like this except is way less impactful. We should use our ressources where we can make the biggest impact and life extension popsci memeshit is not it.
>>54687213Herr doktor, gan I ged sig leave, my hand hurds :DD
>>54687277>connex>not having to lug multiple tents in and out of the back of a trailer or a 7 tonBeing in an infantry unit came with a lot of perks, but fucking hell I do not miss playing musical tents and jenga every fucking day we moved, on top of my ordinary job.
>>54687213Am I going to die for using Icy Hot as personal lube? Asking for the battle.
>>54687814> that fucking thread> can't read it for the first time again
doctor i was jerkin it and suddenly it felt like the vein on my gooch was gonna explode and then my dick went limp what do
it hurts when i peepe poopo where's my purple heart?
>>54689284No but you'll want to die.
>>54689284It would be extremely painful
>>54689310Have you tried turning it off and on again?
>>54689704He's a hung guy
>>54687248Being alive loses its luster after the first few decades. It becomes outright torment after a century or two.
>>54687248The covid vaccine was a massive test of that exact technology, using multiple different batches to see if any of them would produce the desired result. Most of them will probably just give you cancer, but if that's what it takes for aging billionaires to achieve immortality then that's a sacrifice they're willing to make.
>>54689034He should be able to wield a Deagle no problem.
>>54689299You can always reread. Not quite the same, but still good fun.
>>54687213Hey guys is it normal to get an F on your blood test? Doc says he's not gonna grade it on a curve
>>54687213I'm trying to get out of here but the CO just keeps proposing to me.
>>54692705I have some bad news, anon.
>>54687248The hardest choices require the strongest wills. Sorry faggot, but a bright bubbly little blonde haired blue eyed kid is more prone to make me smile than a wrinkly babbling old person who thinks jews are just so darn neat. Life must go on, the old must die and the young must be born to take their places. It is eternal, we must never stop.
>>54695580Bro don't make me look bad in front of the range twinks, you're making them really uncomfortable right now. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave if you keep it up.
Can you cunts stop fucking fapping so loud in your beds? I'm trying to watch Yu Yu Hakusho here!
Question to any medfags. What's the best diy antibiotic for open wounds? I cut myself badly and went to the hospital and they sent me home with some expensive petrolatum primary gauze pads that listed only silver ions as the only antimicrobial agent. I swapped em out only once every week but I experienced not even a hint of infection despite the wound being constantly enclosed for 1 week at the time. I was pretty amazed at their effectiveness. After the ordeal I wanted to stock some for my FA kit at work (I don't want the next poor bastard that cuts himself to have to peel gauze that's fused with a wound off over a 3 hour long soak/peel/soak torture session) and they cost fucking 120 dollars a pop... Per single pad. It's just sterile gauze, petrolatum and I guess a silver cation compound of some sort? Can't I just make some myself, vacuum seal them like I do food and autoclave them in my pressure cooker to sterilise them? The appeal of silver gauze rather than some type of penicillin is that I would think their shelf-life is unlimited as long as I keep them out of sunlight?
>>54698311bacitracin or neosporin
>>54687213Is that saline bag keto-friendly?
>>54698334Yeah, but if I want to premake some antibiotic petrolatum gauze pads I'm thinking this is the way to proceed: sterilise all components->Mix up my antibiotic petrolatum,->soak gauze generously->package pads individually in vacuum sealed bags->throw satchets in pressure cooker at 30 psi (120 c')->hey presto; sterilised antimicrobial primary wound contact pads. Doesn't bacitracin and neospirin break down at 120 c? I mean, I thought penicillin was generally not that stable of a molecule family? I couldn't find any info on it so I'm just guessing here based on my brainlet assumption that complex organics (peptide bonds, hydrogen bonds)= not very stable and inorganic compounds (ionic bonds, covalent bonds) = stronk chad chemicals. Can I autoclave bacitracin/neospirin without degredation? And if I cannot, is there any kind of wound topical antimicrobial that would work? Sorry for the questions. I would experiment on myself but apparently I'm considered the "doctor" at work due to assisting a few times someone hurt themselves so I'd rather not take any chances on people that aren't myself.