Trade, create, and sell your patches here.>Previous Thread>>54079513>Where can I buy that sweet patch/find patches?https://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD (old)https://hackmd.io/@Patchboi/PatchThread (newer)https://patchfeed.com/patch-seller-list/ (newest)>Thread Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhLDA4Wr2GU
>>54122398My board made it to the OP pic, neat.
>>54122591Actual story: my ability at violence is too great. I scared the recruiter and cops were called.All the better, not wasting my time fighting for Israel.
>>54122926I knew a guy like this in highschoolEnded up failing the marines, army and ended up becoming a reserve National Guardsmen.
>>54123230Lmao sounds like a pathetic fag and a pussy haha. Could probably beat the shit out of him without getting up from my chair lol. Imagine zog not wanting you so you have to go into zog reserves
3 new designs and restocks coming on Friday, but could do earlier too
>>54123230>reserve National GuardsmenThose are two different components, nasty girls and reservists still go through the same exact MEPS process as active army, same with basic training and AIT
>>54122398I need the leftmost skyking but it ain't in stock and I really want picture related but it's MIA as well.Any anons know a good ishimura patch?
>>54125091bretty based anon"le UN" is kind of a boomer meme but still not bad
What happened to the anons with the St. Simon leather patch
>>54122398pls make sam hyde petch
>>54127152That's what he actually looks like? He's barely even White
>>54122398sammy petch plox ty
Came in the mail today. Quality seems good.
>>54127403Who sells? Could use some good Roman stuff.
>>54122494thanks anon :D>>54128189I don't know how you did it but for the last hour i've been trying to figure out what I was forgetting to do and you reminded me... thanks anon
You have a cute OC ahoBut the thought of a grown man sending me a winky face in the mail is making me question things
>>54128664Glad I reminded you lol >>54128680Aho is really cute in real life so there's nothing to question
I got all the patches I ever need
>>54128680Why would you want to
>>54128680almost all notes get some sort of animu facial expression that differs from others ^_^
>>54128714But do u have the old one??
>>54128854Holy shit, night and day difference
>>54128712does he have a feminine penis too?
>>54129170the best I've ever seen
>>54129364i need details
>>54129571Aho dresses like this for me
After losing that shit for about a month usps finally delivered my Raytheon patch from the last drop
>>54129577ahos starting to sound like the complete package
>>54129688Oh he is. Great bottom. Would recommend.
>>54129688>crustaceanyeah thats technically correct but you could just call that a crawfish
>>54129753interview with a crawdaddy didnt sounds as good to me
>>54129827>every american is a yankee
>>54129927them are fightin words boy
>>54128714Glad you're enjoying all fucking 10 of them. >>54128854Plz kindly ignore differences
>>54130022>Glad you're enjoying all fucking 10 of them.you must not be charging enough for them
>>54129998eh? whats your point?Ill admit i phoneposted for the pic, but you just gave me two (you)s
>>54128680those mine, nice
>>54129927Lmao like 30% of them are spics now
>>54130069still whiter than you
>>54130051crawdaddy comes from out west not east
>>54130069somehow i doubt the equivalent of 1/4 of mexico has moved to the us but i could be wrong
>>54124083Id buy 10 of these
>>54130095the west aint much better than the north
>>54130022>>54130049thats what i saidTOO LATE NOW
>>54130174that depends on how far west you goit also doesnt change who is or isnt a yankee
>>54130719Oh 4chan, never change please.
i luv cunny
is someone making this?
>>54129577this character is a hermaphrodite
Can someone point me in the direction of any patch making fun of the World Economic Forum or Klaus Schwab?
I look down on those who say anything other than crayfish
>>54122628>>54122494Want a shirt version of that as well please and arigato
>>54131021this but the wolfsangel is just an Nalso change the homo colours
>>54130069Closer to 45% according to outdated statistics. The USA are a brown country
>>54131021ok I put this up for considerationyotsuba b theme
>>54127403Cool as fuck, where did you get it?
and just like that, he was never heard from again
>>54124083I need this. >I MUST CONSUME>OH GOD IM CONSOOOOMING
>>54134710lov me some Migu :D
>>54124083I can haz?
>>54131569i'll see what I can do
How to I apply velcro to a patch without it falling off? Whatever I'm doing isn't working
badger needs to reup on all the ones out of stock ffs
>>54135849glue like the other anon said but if you're really cool you could stitch it very carefully inside the merrowing
>>54135849Does your velcro have glue on the back? That will stick to most patches pretty well. You just need to let it adhere maybe under something heavy for a day or so. I stuck a velcro fabric to my osprey and it the velcro hasn't come off yet.
>>54124083Srsly guis, who sells these?
>>54136274looks like twillry
>>54124083doesn't look like a store sells these
>>54137215someone is making a lewd version patch of Yor
>>54130719I don’t get it. What is going on? Can someone explain?
>>54137215sauce on this grill please
Patch idea: https://youtu.be/24tFMeloa18
>>54136181I'll give that a go>>54136093I might have the skill for that? I'll try it on one of my shitty patches first
>>54137333someone already mentioned her name lol
>>54137490Patch is a idea
My first time here. I don't know much about the patch world. Does anyone know if pic related is a real patch and if it's for sale anywhere?
>>54138967Aho is doing the one where it's pointing to Africa
>>54136347That is unfortunately cropped, who is selling them?
>>54139045Ahh voluntold huh lol
Thanks for the stickies pine tree.
do you people actually wear this shit?
>>54133463This guy and fastbyte disappeared as soon as they appeared
>>54138967not going to source it because the guy who makes it is a massive faggot that intentionally deflates his stock to create scarcity
>>54141754nope, he isn't from /k/ he's some instagram retard
>>54129155badger you forgot my bumblebee patch.
>>54122576where’s you get the UN head split patch
>>54141024this hasnt been true since at least 1803
>>54141938idk why i am shilling ahos shit for him but here>https://www.ahoworks.com/product-page/anti-un-patch
>>54142117Bc he got that good bussy
>>54136303How long do they usually take with orders?
>>54142214aho what's wrong with your website mani get redirected to this page
>>54142326I thought Twillry was dead or otherwise unresponsive.
>>54142428I just got an order last month
>>54142425LOL patch idea
>>54142358try changing your region, it does that sometimes >>54142425lmao
>>54142358may try reloading think i fixed it
>>54141894sorry, we'll send it out
>>54142117thank you anon
>>54142618>>54142731both ya'll need to restock so I can blow my latest paycheck
>>54143494vote in the restock poll frend:https://strawpoll.com/polls/jVyGJk8YQZ7
>>54143607I vote for the pain hamburger patch
>>54122398This one looked funVerification not required.
>>54143723not a restock, new patches will also happen
>>54143607There's too many to list out of your out of stock list to just limit it to three ;-;
>>54143916choose your top 3
>>54143607this looks like homework
>>54144175you can also just subscribe to the patches you want if that's easier, I'll be looking at the poll, subscriptions, and sales to decide
>>54144129need me some kraut patches but kraut store is down so that's gay
>>54144232people like the honkening patch huh
>>54142731thx also you need to restock tarot its set on the list
>>54143494many o restocks soon :)
>>54136628Yes, all frogs are pepes. Not all pepes are (muh favorite frog).
>>54144904oh you're going to like it i changed up the art again and ill show tomorrow
>>54144940I hope so.
This is going to sound dumb but where are the cherry and plum shield patches from? I feel like I should know their historical context but I don't
>>54125316someone please remake this patch or sell me a spare plox
>>54145371dunno but i want em
>>54143607Am I blind? Where is the Rhodesian Foreign Legion patch on the poll?
>>54145371Lesser known Nazi symbology
>>54147201If I wear neon-nazi gear on my jew agilite carrier does that mean they cancel each other out? or am I a jew loving nazi?
>>54144460honk patch is different>>54144705>If a patch isn't listed, it means it's either already guaranteed a restock or I can't do it again for some reason.
>>54146646>If a patch isn't listed, it means it's either already guaranteed a restock or I can't do it again for some reason.I already know people want those
>>54147201Anywhere I can read about it? Nothing I look up comes back with any info
>>54147448a quick stop at a search engine yielded this:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Mountain_Division_(Wehrmacht)but the flowers arent the same.
>>54147515Yeah, I know about that division. Kept getting info about them and nothing about the blossoms
supi have some new and old patches for you, will be restocking on weekend with more of the same shitnext month i'll do last of the fatrlboro patches (green) and a new designhttps://fatfckpatches.myshopify.com
>>54142428I placed an order last weekend from twillry and will update if/when it ships
>>54147379Sorry to harass you, could you give some insight into the blossom patches?
>>54147875just flowers anon
>>54147875Nazi dog whistle
>>54147941dont simply say that. elaborate.
>>54147941Honestly, I don't care if it's taboo. I just want to know the history
>>54147926>Just flowers>Just badgers, mushrooms, and snakes>Just a funny windmill
>>54147875>>54148028The flower is called an edelweiss which is found in the Alps, its been symbol for various nations but its mostly known for being a German/Austrian military symbol/insignia for its mountain troops for centuries
>>54148073Damn, wish I understood this shit
>>54148102The blossoms in the patch are very clearly not edelweiss? I know what that flower looks like and these aren't them
>>54148139Yes they are
>>54148143I always thought they were cherry blossoms and were a nod to Unit 731
Badger's customers are all schizophrenics.
>>54148221>things I know to be true.
>>54148143>>54148203They aren't edelweiss, the flower has never looked like that.
>>54148289Then you've never seen one
Short and simple, will I look like a Nazi for wearing the either of the blossom patches? I'm really not really aiming to look fucked up or associate with groups like that
they're plum and cherry blossomson, not edelweiss
>>54148340Vindicated from the mouth of the badgerhound. Anything to do with Unit 731?
>>54148115Damn I wish I could read.
>>54148325Actually? I think the designs are beautiful but if it's recognizable like that then I guess I'll have to pass
>>54148064Anime sauce on this?
>>54148391If you care what people think then don't wear patches at all. Adopt the Hypebeast zoomer shit and fuck off
>>54148386I just don't get the meaning behind some of these patches. There's definitely something more to them then just something simple
>>54148453It's about the japs torturing people and pows
>>54148453I am making a funny off your post anon.
>>54148416My thing is that I don't want to come off as blatant with that sort of ideology, I live in a community with a large population of asian americans and I'd rather not be treated like a scumbag for wearing a patch
>>54148537>Asian AmericansSo you either live in LA or NYC around gooks.So if you feel the need to conform then pick a anime patch or one of ahos jap art and slap it on
>>54148391they are literally just flowers
>>54140505WTC Vryheidsvlag, old SA flag, and "free helicopter rides"?
>>54148537You're buying from 4chan tripfags, seems weird you'd care that much about offending Asian Americans with innocuous patches of flowers
Did anyone every do anything with that LA riots patch with the Daewoo?
>>54131021I hope. Just replace rhe NI symbol with a /k/
>>54148617Fair, maybe I should stop worrying so much.
>>54148537Goddamn you americans are such sensitive pussies.
>>54133166>>54131021so... does anybody make them?
>>54148601Fuck it, I'll buy both patches if they restock. I don't care too much anymore.
>>54148827No ones claimed them yet
>>54133166>>54148996then i'll this one since i got no 4chan or /k/ related patchesclosest i got is this stupid fucking cat lookalike
>>54149028Weren't you making a fatmel patch at one point or was that some patch-fueled fever dream?Also you buy your damn boots yet?
I came here after the Russian invasion, sad to see support for Ukraine just fizzle out to Nazi dogwhistles and edgy patches
>>54149169i got boots and i got fatmel project right here
>>54149258>I came here after the Russian invasionGo back
>>54128714>>54130022what is this referencing? makhnovshchina parody patch?
some new stuff up in the shop, also trying something new with bundles - there's a bundle of everything dropping today for convenience.Also the sale is over but I moved a bunch of patches to the bargain bin section for a reduced price, so you can still get those for cheap.
>>54147668>finally got a goldAt long last.
>>54148439>>54148452That is Enji one of the best cosplay trannies. Killer figure too. https://www.instagram.com/enjinight/?hl=en
>>54148419Wtf? Kyle made a game?? Is that anime girl from Kyles game? Have not been following that guy but IIRC he got released from jail and found not guilty for imho a clear cut defence shooting and did not spray and pray on anyone else. Engaged the immediate target threat then disengaged.
>>54151846search for "call of the night">>54148439i thought you wanted to know the animu girl aka yor ^^;
Anyone know a good service in the UK for getting short runs of custom patches done? Obv. there's results on google but I dunno how good/trustworthy they are.
>>54149453I've been meaning to ask, what's the meaning of the bumblebee patch?
>>54154098travis haley's logo is a dragonfly, slender and powerful - I think a lot of gun folks are closer to the bumblebee
>>54148537>asian americansNo such thing now fuck off foreign faggot
>>54154361Garand Thumb's dad
>>54149258>>54148537Wtf happened to this place
>>54154120cute and fluffy but armed and dangerous when threatened?
>>54155341Somehow animefaggots infiltrated this board. Not sure why they dont just buy their retarded dolls/figurines instead. Too poor I guess?
>>54149453Perfect idea the nyato one, but terrible execution. Did you have a 10yo design it? I would've bought 10 ffs
>>54155469Either a 4/10 bait or a newtard /pol/tard. These days you can't tell.
>>54155469yeah they infiltrated it by being here first
>>54155469Nah I spend thousands on both
>>54155473draw a better one
>>54155807/pol/tard it is
>>54155351Fat, annoying, suicidal, and technically a woman.
>>54155899man what kind of bumble bees are there where you live
>>54155933thats all bumble bees though?honey bees are entirely different.and africanized bees are just bee niggers
>>54155884How come nobody has made a "Service Dog Do Not Eat" patch
>>54155995whatve you got against bumble bees i can understand hating wasps and nigger bees but bumble beesreally?
>>54156053thats bc youre on a vietnamese embroidery thread
>>54156063I aint got nothing against bumble bees.but dont deny theyre fat, can be annoying, and all female
>>54149453Nyato patch is shit.Sticker is good.Reminder y'all, most of your designs are better as vinyl slaps. Leave the embroidery to actual "patch" designs. Or be based woodpatch and make wood memes.
Hey anonPS, how many runs of the BM parking pass have you done?How many have you sold?How many 69s are left?As a suggestion (and please understand, I'm autistic), throw some letters or numbers other than 0 in the pass number. It will make it look more legit.Otherwise, kino sticker, thank you
>>54156104>theyre fatno they just look fat compared to other beecies>can be annoyingyeah>all femaleno theyre just the only ones you ever see
>>54156156so you agree on all points. why argue then?
>two!?Explain this Aho
>>54156180Forgot pic like an idiot
>>54156176for the sake of arguing
>>54156107what's wrong with it?
>>54156180>>54156195one is blem one is not blem :D
>>54156053I'll make this. Lettering will be in Chinese
>>54156302It just doesn't translate well to patch form. The lines become messy, the colors aren't great. I'm one voice in a sea of speakers, so understand that my opinion holds little weight, butCat ears on the NATO symbol in a circular patch would've made more sense for a patch, and is easier to make look clean. Also fits on both your sleeve and a backpack better (if autistic enough to wear outside the house).In it's current form, the patch is just a worse looking version the sticker with a higher overhead cost, higher cost to the end user, and less utility. Personally I wouldn't put it on a sleeve. Backpack? Possibly.
>>54156350in parentheses have the english translation below the chinese lol
>>54156374I like it. Now do I do in communist red or just like the regular black and white ones? Decisions decisions
>>54156365The sticker looks pretty bad too. It's like someone who can't draw anime tried to draw anime.
>>54156156>they just look fatSo they're fat>yeahyeah>nodrone """males""" are so cucked and bluepilled they qualify as female.
>>54156430black and white so I can actually put it on my dogs harness.
>>54156305which one is blem and which one is not blem?
>>54148537Fuck off back to r*ddit you absolute faggot
>>54149028You want the .ai file to fuck around with?
>>54156365>>54156431that's pretty harsh, it looks about the same as the other patches posted here
>>54156726the one with the blush marks that's also unevenly cut. most people wouldn't have noticed/cared but I did so I didn't want to do that to others
>>54156773I personally dislike a large number of the patches here for the same reasons.
>>54156828Why are you here?
>>54156365>>54156431it's actually better
>>54156914>filenameYeah, what are you smoking?
>>54156914I dunno about better but pretty much the same
>>54148537You're a little bitch
>>54156195I need that fucking Florida Man K9 Unit patch but they’re sold out uuuuoooooohhhh
Got your patches in the mail today Skinny, ended up getting one that I wanted to buy over the one I did somehow in the order so I guess it worked out. Keep doing your voodoo that makes me get what I actually meant to buy
So where's the tank updates and ritsu Aho?
>>54156844I like a lot of the patches that are the ones that I do not hate.Hope that makes sense
>>54157187tank not done and same with the new samples for ritsu, but I'll show off a bit of the art :3 she's in nippon for this one
I need more skull patchesAlso patch idea:
>>54157235Gah I can already tell it's going to be great. Can't wait
>>54157259I'm trying to do a mix of 2 different patch types so we'll see if it's actually doable. if not it will prob be full embroidery
>>54156753Everything you faggots don't agree with is is apparently a fucking reddit thing
>>54157389I think he's referring to the fact that you're being a little bitch
>>54157413I plan on buying the patch anyway but I don't understand how not wanting to look a certain way makes me a bitch, am I not allowed to be uncomfortable with representing something potentially fucked? I guess I was being overly paranoid but cut me some slack
>>54155884>>54156053Or "Service Dog, Do Not Shoot"
>>54157048u jelly?>>54156914It's not better really but I agree it's pretty much on par with the rest of the field. >>54157541anon they are literally just flowers, the only place they are a dogwhistle is this thread
>>54144926>>54144926damn kids always playing on their nintendos
>>54148073That middle one is an absolutely ancient meme, unless there's some double meaning?
>>54148217Yes we are, use our they/them pronouns
>>54156430Offer both, the idea is hilarious and a day one buy from me
>>54157945>He doesn't know
>>54157715But those pillows are expensive
Requesting that dumb "Be Gay Do Crimes" remade to say "Be RACIST do HATECRIMES"
>>54158093this would be a good patch
>>54158817Always be shooting but most importantly, be kind. Raise hell praise Dale John 316
>>54157873You can't be serious
>>54157245I like this and agree
>>54159756the market for this is almost non existent wtf even remembers clippy now