>A Ukrainian Artillery regiment is now accepting purchases of messages to be written on shells and fired at Russian positions for $12 a pop, all proceeds to go towards the war efforthttps://twitter.com/burytheminash/status/1524867715818831904
">152mm""Rally Best Girl""Riveted Construction""Garand Thumb""Traps aren't gay"
>>53540989"just a feint"
"owo notices ur bulge"
>>53540989"Subscribe To PewDiePie"
>>53540989That's pretty based.
>>53540989>"drops better than the vdv"
That's a great way of making a quick buck"Two more weeks"
>>53540989thats actually genius
>Implying this will hit anything
"Filled with Coomoil""Premium Facial"
>>53540989"Vatniks tongue my anus""George Bush did 9/11""From: Sam Hyde To: Innocent Civilians"
>2022>Using Unguided Shells>ISHYGDDT
Armchair Warlord is a faggot
>>53540989>sending money to a retarded eastern European war that will last the next 20 years
>>53540989"Your family will get 2,000 rubles now, can buy sugar."
>>53540989Nows your time sneed posters.
"Cope harder lmao"
>>53540989"youre dying here, while im fucking your dad"
So I guess we are going to pic-related.
"Korbo is best girl"
>>53540989niggers tongue my anus
"From Ukraine with Hate"
>>53540989>This war>You and buddies under shelling>Half of the squad are dead>Shell falls close to you but not explode>You see inscription "best cuck porn on this website">Booom!
I've send them my 350₴. They have <30 slots left
>>53541463russian soldiers have no buddies, only rapists and rape victims.
>>53540989"2 more weeks"
>>53541480what did you ask them to write?
>>53541492I'll post it here when I get it)))
>>53540989Think they'll draw pepe?
>>53541490>So popular they already had to close ordersNice, but still, fuck. I was planning on buying one.
>>53540989>already ran out of shells to write onI don't feel so good, NATOsisters.. weren't we supposed to outgun the vatnik arty?
>>53540989>you got banned IRL>we have been trying to reach you about your tank extended warranty>this sponsored by raid shadowlegends>>53541490tfw shit posters empty, a warehouse full of shells in a day>>53541536Same might have gotten a few. like a minimum of 3 to meme on my close friends
>>53541588They took 200 orders
>>53541588its over, bomb has no weapons anymore russia should invade america now
>>53541480Fuck I wanted to buy 500CHF worth of "Russians are the niggers of Europe".
That's truly pathetic
>>53541253>20000 russoids dead in 3 months>2 million dead in 20 yearsbaza
>>53540989Fucking PLEASE send some bane quote."he didn't fly so bad""it would be extremely painful""UUUU""crash this munition, with NO SURVIVORS"
>>53540989Paint [Z] on it
"gg no re"
>>53540989nicee allready donate for some nice greetings
>>53541621If i shoot this off would you die
>From /k/ with love>Vatniks tongue my anus>The real Slim Shady>I hope I land on a pontoon bridgeJust a few off the top of my head.
> “your sister is on mail order” I’m sure they will reopen orders soon, it’s too funny.
"Post chief of staff"
>>53540989"Long time watcher, first time donator here. Save the animals! Greetings from Germany."
>>53541624make it a dud so Russians think they were under friendly fire when they find it and start infighting some more
'this is gachimuchi country'
"Enjoy having no legs, faggot""Hey, just think of the paycheck your mom will get"Goddamn the banter will be inhuman.
Offtopic, but did anyone save video with audio recording where ukies just blasted Caramelldansen in russian ether.
>>53540989>Alcoholics Anonymouse>Rape Prevention>Thank Putillini
>>53541602>>53541588what are shooting with ?a PzH2000 has like only 60 rounds. What does a towed Artie have, or do they just have a whole truck next to them?And at that price I can see them be gone in minutes. i hate on streamers a lot, but the right guy could mobilize a million $ in memes>send nudes>the next one is filled with ticks
>>53540989Fuck yeah the time for online financed warfare is up on us, I declare it the onlyfans war of 2022
>>53541626I like itImagine if internet existed in WW2 or the Cold War
>>53540989/pw/ took up a collection:> Tony Khan wanks dogs
>>53541234welcome to a country that doesn't have a bottomless military budget
>>53541812>Imagine if internet existed>the Cold WarDude
>>53541855oh come on anon, he meant existed as in the way it is today.
>>53541855The proper internet smartass
>>53541870>>53541880Nah modern Internet is shit. Such technologies are good when they are young.
The entire gorilla warfare pasta
>>53541855Remember when /b/ was good in 1960JFK happening sticky was kino
>The cauldron is closing>The banana is ripening>The shower drain is being unclogged>The Russians are transitioning>The package has left the Amazon warehouse>The cheeks are about to clap>The borscht is simmering
>>53541895>/b/ >1960's>goodBay of Pigs newfags ruined this site
>>53540989"trust the plan""nice catch""Ramirez! Protect the Burger Town!"Paint a swastika on it. Or a Z.
Somebody has that gif of Russians being shelled?
>>53541490Dumb excuse, they can hire someone to draw those shitposts on ammo all day. It's free money that they will need. They need money. We have money.There is no excuse.
ebaums did it
I cant believe its not butterHere comes the airplaneHave some sugar
"YOU WANT MIRRION DORRAR?"
>>53541928>Stupid Polacks with their "Solidarity" ain't gonna do shit, it will just be another Czechoslovakia or Hungary, everyone will forget about then in a few years and nothing will come of it>Unlike sissy Americans in Vietnam Red Army knows exactly what its doing with the Afgans, we will be out of there in 3-5 years with a new Socialist republic to join the fray, keep seething Americans>Did Americans already forget Munich Massacre? West Germany is complete disaster and embarrassment of a vassal state
>>53541978https://youtu.be/jABvHOBmltQTalking about this one?
"A Single Stroke"
>>53540989>>53541812The more things change the more they stay the same.
>>53540989I hope some random Ukrainian soldier is good enough at drawing to draw a girl with giant futa cock on one of them shells.
>>53540989>just a feint round
>>53542100underratedbutit'd be even better if they could paintjob the whole image with the angry Jap, hell I'd drop a few hundred bucks for that to happen
The NFT craze has gone too far
>>53540989/k/, I've never asked you for anything before, but I'm asking now. Let us club together and get this entire pasta written onto some artillery shells.>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
"No toilets for you"."More sugar?""Hot potato".
>>53542566>logistics officer Semyon takes his precious time to write this pasta on the hundred or so shells>is late to deliver the shells to the artillery guys>a russian pontoon bridge stays intact, allowing them to drive through and assault an important target on the eastern front>the entire Eastern front collapses>in two weeks the Ukrainians are trying to repell the russian onslaught near the Polish borderNo thanks
"Bent over, Ivan".
>>53541602They could double that by writing on 2 sides
>>53540989"This M777 howitzer has the means to end this hideous war, in a definitive and elegant manner."
>>53542726>>logistics officer Semyon takes his precious time to write this pasta on the hundred or so shellsThey'll be writing as many messages as they receive the money for. If a mere 100 or so shell writings destroys the operation, why the fuck are they charging just $12 apiece? Basic math and economics isn't your strong point, is it vatnik?
>>53541503based fren! many lucky happening will come to you for this
"Remember; no Russian."
>>53541253I'm thinking BASED
>>53540989Is there any way to purchasing without getting a telegram account?
>>53540989"Pregnant Anne Frank is Best Anne Frank"
>>53540989if i send a gopro will they attach it to the shell and livestream?
>>53540989this is why they are losing the war. too to many TikTok stunts. meanwhile Russian Real MEN are actually FIGHTING
>>53543911Cameras mounted onto warheads needs to be a thing.
>>53540989traps are gay and give you worms
>>53540989>Fuck jannies>Fuck faggots>Fuck vatniggers>Fuck niggers
>>53540989"Send more VDV"
>>53541771>Fuck yeah the time for online financed warfare is up on us, I declare it the onlyfans war of 2022Inb4>opening a kickstarter for a new front
>>53543936Fanfiction is for mentally ill faggots.
>>53543936only half of them are men, the other half play the female role
>>53541620That's...Surprisingly slow. It will take way too long to completely depopulate Russia
>>53540989>PENTAGON PROJECTS>U.K SPY CHIEF INFORMS>UNCONFIRMED BUT REALISTIC REPORTS>ACCORDING TO ANALYSTS>THE UKRANIAN SECURITY SERVICE HAS ANNOUNCED>RUSSIAN (((DISSIDENT))) PREDICTS>PUBLIC SENTIMENT SUGGESTS>MULTIPLE REPORTS FROM BOTH SIDES>UNNAMED SOURCES CITED>CREATIVE BUT MOSTLY RELIABLE SOURCES>ORYX>CONFIRMED BY VISUAL EVIDENCE>AUDIO REPORTS DETAIL>UKRANIAN MEDIA REPORTS>POST BY IGOR STRELKOV>RESPECTABLE SOURCES CLAIMED>ACCORDING TO REPUTABLE SOURCES>NUMEROUS REPORTS ARE NOW CIRCULATING>THE UKRANIAN SECURITY SERVICE HAS ANNOUNCED>THE NUMBER THREE PENTAGON OFFICIAL SAYS>NICHOLAS DRUMMOND'S FRIEND CLAIMS>A UKRANIAN FRIEND LIVING IN KIEV CLAIMS>MORNING SUMMARY BY GEN. STAFF OF UAF>UKRANIAN INTELLIGENCE CLAIM>BELLINCUNT CONFIRMS>ACCORDING TO UNNAMED (((WESTERN))) OFFICIALS>CITING UNNAMED WESTERN OFFICIALS>A SOURCE FAMILIAR WITH RUSSIAN THINKING>A SOURCE WHO SPOKE ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY>US INTELLIGENCE REVEALS>UK INTELLIGENCE CONFIRMS>NEXTA SAYS>REUTERS SAYS>/K/ TOLD ME>I MADE IT UP>US OFFICIALS SAY>PENTAGON SAYS>DOD BELIEVES>GENERAL MILLEY CONFIRMS>FBI AGREES>DIPLOMATS SURMISE>EU PROMISES>CNN BELIEVES>MSNBC HAS FOUND>PFIZER PROMISES>ZELENSKY TESTIFIED BEFORE THE COURT>MODERNA GUARANTEES>STUDIES SHOW>EXPERTS SAY>TWATTER (((BLUECHECKMARK))) SAID>UNCONFIRMED BUT REALISTIC REPORTS>BASED ON RELIABLE SIMULATIONS>A SOURCE FROM UKRAINE>NATO ESTIMATES>ARESTOVICH SAID>JOE BIDEN SAID>INTERCEPTED COMMUNICATION>INTERCEPTED PHONE CALLS>AZOV COMMANDER SAID>A US OFFICIAL WHO SPOKE ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY ASSERTED>PENTAGON OFFICIALS>ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY, THE UNDERCOVER AGENT CONFIRMED>IT WAS REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM>AN OLIGARCH IN EXILE CONFIRMS
>>53540989That's very nice but where I can buy worn panties of a female Ukrainian soldier or foreign volunteer?
>>53544088Given you're killing mostly men, young men at that, it's actually gonna go a lot faster than 20 years. Russia would be lucky to survive for another 10 unless they open the country to every retard on their border.
>>53541844>welcome to a country that doesn't have a bottomless military budget>backed by the USanon, I...
And I thought Christmas was over commercialized.
>>53540989does a Russian version of this exist ? I'm willing to pay a lot of money
>>53544504you'd only find out if you could use Russian websites
2 more weeks
>>53540989"TWO MORE WEEKS!!!""dont dare, not my problem, get rekt""L+ratio+get shelled on"
>>53542178>>53542191war never changes
>>53544516i cant believe this shit
>>53541207A shell with just "kek" on it would be fine too.
>>53544516Cringe that killsWould you show it to me?With your breath so still, it makes me believeIn the Monke's sinsLet me suffer now and never dieI'm alivewohaaahahahaha
>we regret to inform you>to whom it may concern>dear grid coordinates>skill issue>out-fucking-skilled>catch!>don't take it so personally>share the love>make like the VDV>miss your home yet?>remember the Moskva>fair and balanced>indirect fire op please nerf>still doesn't have air superiority>hey hey people sseth here>shoutout to my boys in hamas>are tanks obsolete? >day 80 of 3 day war
>>53541183Kek, almost worth $12
>>53543936They'll be fighting, right up until a shell with "TOP KEK" crudely written on it with a sharpie bursts through the roof and takes out 11 dudes.
>>53541855Www was developed in 1990
>>53545041>catch!A timeless classic
>[EXPERIMENTAL][TOP SECRET] NATO ENGINEERED SLAV SUPERFLU SHELL(warning: not to be handled by personnel of eastern european origin)
>>53541461kek, thats a great one
>>53542004Its fucking honest Instead of pretending they had shells they just said they were gonna run out
"You found out".
>>53540989"Vatnik Bussy Destroyer 9000"
>WHITE PHOSPHORUS WAR CRIME-PROPERTY OF FINLAND :-DD
>>53541812/sp/ during the OJ car chase would have been hyper kino
I creampied a 14 year old Russian girl
>>53540989155’s Feed and Seed(Formerly 152’s)
>>53540989>this is for hitler
>>53543911Might mess with the aerodynamics and increase payload weight, not worth
>>53543911video of your shell being fired is 200 bucks
>>53540989Someone please send "I am a moderate"
>>53544652It's from the 2014-15 period, some guy from that sub served in the military and posted regular updates
>>53540989Real ancap hours.
>Reply to this shell or ur mum dies in her sleep tonight
>>53541588It's one regiment, not the whole army
>>53545694could this generate peak Bunkerfag seethe? asking for a friend.
>>53544227At least Oryx tries. I think it's impossible that a few accidents haven't occurred. Some of the pictures are just fields of smoldering wreckage. How do you count anything in that?
>>53541221Ordinance has the highest concentration of trannies in the air force. What is it about large, heavy, hard, explosives that makes people want to troon out?
>>53541600>tfw shit posters empty, a warehouse full of shells in a dayShitposting using shells, that's truly another level, don't you think?What we call that, shit shelling?
>>53545846early death due to their own stupid choices.
>>53540989quick response and the guy was very friendly
>Better to blow up than fade away.
>>53546745translation: Hello! Thank you)Added you to the list, your number in the queue: 174
>>53546745Its feed and seed you dumbass
BORN TO EXPLODE WAR IS A FUCK KILL EM ALL 2022 I AM NAZI MAN 410,757,864,530 DEAD VATNIKS
>>53540989Here comes the knot òwó
>>53546745>the guyit's a girl
>>53543936>grunts since time immemorial didn't get up to all kinds of seemingly ridiculous shenanigans to keep their spirit up and dab on the enemyyou've never been in combat
>>53544516Christ, imagine getting your legs blown off by the reddit bomb.
>>53543676came to post this
Do they send you a photo of the shell, or is it on the honor system?
>>53544516Yes vatniks, Reddit trannies are gonna be killing you with crowdfunded artillery.
>>53543981Already exists. And while I don't want to be a Bongoid, an example would be the Brimstone 2's Millimeter Wave Radar, that can render pictures that kinda look like IR pictures.
>Hijack this fags
So this is what happens when a meme war actually starts.
>>53545846most explosives are neurotoxic
>>53545781>Reply.>ReplyReply.Reply>Here is my Reply.>Here is my ReplyHere is my Reply.Here is my Reply>Here is my reply. >Here is my replyHere is my reply.Here is my reply
>>53544352>impying nobody wants to go to russia
>>53546745>some russian will get his innards blown up by a sneed grenade
>>53540989It really is jewkraine, huh... Russia should counter with writing messages with ukrainian corpses. A bunch of dead jews spelling out ЛoЛ. If you're going to commit a war crime at least make it funny!
Spotemgottem and Pooh Shiesty linked up, sneed it or feed it?
>>53541812tankie sisters what is this I thought the supertank was invincible
>>53542726Impressive.With this most recent achievement, fate has in a single stroke, marked the decline of the west and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the Rußian bear.
>>53546745>Vatniks will be killed by half-rate forced /tv/ memesWhat a time to be alive
>>53545041>hold on to this
>>53547961Bongoid away my friend. What's the purpose of it, to get a confirmed picture before it hits?
It will be extremely painful
>>53548464This clip is censored in Turkey.
>>53548527>Well well, look at the Moscow slicker pulling up in his fancy aluminum BMD.
>>53541253Worth every penny.
>>53548556You shoot it over a hill blind.It looks for tanks.It hits tanks.
Caution: Contents Under Pressure. If Russian Invader, Agitate The Hell Out Of This Shell.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWD5noPTN8
How about the one from Deadpool 2?>"Smile and wait for the flash."
BooDoo People Murder People.
>>53540989Ancap memes are becoming a reality
>ctrl f, "thank you for your service">0 results
>>53541183>shitty gopnikstep mix>shaky closeup of gamer shell>mortar fires>BASS HITS>tank hit, turret escapes gravity well
>>53540989"American shell here from US State Idaho"
"GNU is not Linux"
>>53550190Because the recognition and reward of military service is a pillar of Western civilization, dating back thousands of years. Ukrainian servicemen are protecting the interests of the free world from savages and that deserves recognition.
>>53550324>Incoming fire as the right of way
>MARBLE CAKE ALSO THE GAME
do i buy "/chug/ tongue's my anus"?
“I identify as a FGM-148 Javelin missile”
>>53541224>>53548131>>53541234unguided Ukrainian arty footage from early April:https://twitter.com/Blue_Sauron/status/1511820827649617926alternate link:https://nitter.eu/Blue_Sauron/status/1511820827649617926
>>53550540>its a dud>still tears a vatnik in half>photo of the shell and whatever remains of the pig gets posted on /chug/
The meme game of this war is out of this worldThey should build machines that autoprint the donation messages right in the factory in poland"The bandera special""Vdv magnet""Dilate your innards""Shrapnell ass""Vibe check""Chechen delight"Id run out of money in like two hours
"Here's your proofs""Another one for the abacus"
>>53540989"I want to bomb inside Rainbow Dash"
>>53541821>wolfie has to buy shells showing Rikishi's ass and claiming that Daniel Bryan was raped in NXT just to protect Kevin Nash's honor from surviving vatniksImagine
>>53549070huge if true!
>>53541891Go back to MySpace, Tom.
>>53540989>what makes me a good demoman?
>>53540989>the hebrews are at fault for this
>>53545781>Reply.>ReplyReply.Reply>Here is my Reply.>Here is my ReplyHere is my Reply.Here is my Reply>Here is my reply.>Here is my replyHere is my reply.Here is my reply
Someone make them send the ND pasta. I'm willing to pay extra.
>>53550153That's a very nice pepe, saved
>>53540989I just want a shell that says >implying
>>53541183That's actually the one.
>>53540989>Cope with this vatnig>For the latest copes check Incel Slava Z on Telegram>AAHHHHH I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF PONTROONINING!>I got some cooking oil and a sack of potatoes when this shell dropped on my head.
>>53540989I wonder if they could print this image as a label and stick it on a bomb?
>>53540989The banan is peeling
>>53546804>your order is being processed by YEVGENY, ANATOLY and loader MILO.>your order status is awaiting dispatch>your order status is in transit, ETA 25s> your order has arrived, good effect on target
>>53540989"Express Copium delivery"
>>53541233The last one
“Jews did this”
How much for a Marichka sticker on the shell?
>>53540989Hohols accepting money in exchange for indiscriminately firing into "saboteur" buildings. Classic.
"TEST SHELL PLEASE IGNORE" "DROP TABLE); VDVPENSIONLIST"
>>53557266Cry about it, Iwan. Incidentally, that's what I had them write on my shell. Little payback for great-grandpappy, you see.
>>53540989I might just propose to my girl with a mortar shell.She loves guns and hates Russians, what could possibly go wrong?
>>53544573>"L+ratio+get shelled on"That's awful, somebody fucking fund it, imagine getting blown off the face of the earth by a round with that written on it.
>>53555084Skip the dishes?More like, skip the casket.
>>53557488>Cry about it, Iwan>UK actually wasted 130 billion pound last 4 month to arm and train Ukrainian bydlos..well.. cant wait when numbers will pop up in different ministries and Torries will pretend they did not knew and it was all because of covid and russian did it. and those nasty russian hackers shit..
>>53548200We are living in the best timeline, we just didn't realize it until now.
just a very simple>kacap remover
>>53557544>money spend on killing russians>wastedLmao
>>53557544'wasted', defending a nations sovereignty from an aggressive expansionist nation is not 'wasting'. This isn't the 18th century any more.
>>53541621Do you feel in charge?
>>53543936I got your real Russian men right here
>>53543936>russian men>menKek /pol/ tards like you need to realize you lost the war already.
>>53562480>blown off by a pony memeBased somebody fun it.
>>53540989>A Ukrainian Artillery regiment is now accepting purchases of messages to be written on shells and fired at Russian positions for $12 a popholy BASED
>>53552435Also underrated, but appreciated.
>Hi we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warrantee.
>Much obliged, check intel bomba Z
>>53541536Damn - too bad they closed orders already.I might have been tempted to buy re-run of the attached Finnish classic from summer of 1941.
>Here's your banan
>>53540989truly, we have entered the kali yugaride the tiger, bros
ffs, they ran out of shells to signimagine getting ripped apart by warheads literally funded with memes
>You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA.
>>53544352Chechens are kept out of action as breeding stock.
>>53541224It's not about hitting anything, it's about sending a message.
>>53541010>"Rally Best Girl"
>Good Russian Conversion Device
i can't be the only one who put only "(You)"
>>53541461have them draw a stick figure with afro as well
>>53540989Actually cringe beyond reason.
>>53540989>only 10 eurosIt's gonna cost more the second round. :(
>>53540989It’s 2022 and slavshits are stillUsing unguided shells. Holy fuck they are primitive. This war is like taking a time machine to 2001
>>53550427God dammit I just lost
>>53541753>>53541588>>53541602Ukraine doesn't field batteries anymore. Their artillery doctrine is single gun, fire and displace.