>Ukrainians dig trench>Find priceless national treasures>Russians dig trench>Find radiationCould there be clearer indications of God's favour in this conflict?
dying early is a gift for russians
>>53540240> old pottery> magic rockIt’s pretty clear who God favour anon
>>53540240>top pic of the chap just swinging the thing along one handed held by its brittle 2000 year old handlepottery
>>53540304Well it is pottery
>>53540304It's probably surprisingly sturdy for its age. Things back then were built to last.
>>53540240>dig trench>find prehistoric vatnikWhat did god mean by this?
>>53540329Just give that gun a few drops oil and right to the front
>>53540329Now the Ukrainians can send death notices to some Russian babushka for both her father and her grandson at the same time! Great savings on stamps.
>>53540329>prehistoric vatnikhow do you know it's prehistoric? A lot of current vatniks are armed with same weapon and wear same helmet
>>53540539Yeah, fair
>>53540265lol
>>53540329Chances are he was Ukrainian
>>53540539I think carbon dating still applies
>>53540519Kek
>>53540329Reminder God is unironically not on russia's side
>>53540321Evidently.
>>53540574God is British, helps us out with the weather all the time. Many such cases.
>>53540629>God is Britishlol, lmao
>>53540539A body doesn't decay that fast in 60 days
>>53540240you will never get back kherson’s scythian gold
>>53540539>>53541435Better yet. The body doesnt decay to a skeleton that fast, neither do clothes( which are not on the corpse presumably because they degraded into dust by now) neither does the wood of of a ppsh submachinegun degrade into nothing that fast. That dude has been slav squatting underground for quite some time now.
>>53540240wholesome
>>53540629>thread about whatever>HEY DONT FORGET ABOUT THE UKIs this a recent development
>>53540304Kek
>>53540329Lugandan regular
>>53540329>prehistoric vatnikHe have boots, so not a vatnik. Maybe a pole, or czechoslovakF
>>53540629>God is BritishDoes he have a godhood loicense?
I spent a winter (yes, winter) digging before a highway was to be built, we were drunk all day at work and kept stealing Western Linear Pottery artifacts from 7000 years ago. Would show you guys but I keep em stashed at my parents house
>>53543295Yes he applied personally to the Queen.
>>53540329path him on the back to wake up and get back to the front line
>>53543312Post a thread next time you're home, I wanna see.
>>53540321All the stuff that didn't last was repurposed or has disintegrated. We only find the high quality or sturdy wares because they did last through the millenia. It's like thinking you should armour planes based on where the holes are, y'know?
>>53540556anyone have the spicy rock pic?
>>53544046Are they gonna protect the area by making it a no-fight zone or are they just gonna dig up what they can and settle down in that trench anyway?If it gets shelled a shit ton of stuff still buried underground could be lost.
I fucked up and gave you a (You).
>>53540574>lose irreplaceable fragment of Christs cross by attaching it to a war machine despite Jesus being a figure of peace and eternal life >thinking god is still on your side
>>53545276https://www.youtube.com/shorts/syPnKefTEEY
>>53545276What’s actually funny is that people even here in the West have been duped into believing the phony bologna BS about Putin and Orthodox Russia when it’s pretty clear this is some real Gog and Magog shit going on right now. If there’s even been an Antichrist figure in our time… The Antichrist deceives people into believing that his troupe is the righteous, doesn’t he?
>>53545372correctdaily reminder Russian Orthodox church broke communion with Constantinople, The Russian Orthodox Church is nothing but a arm of the communists ever since the bolsheviks got in powe. A heretic church who has more references to communism (literally considered satanic) than christianity and they practice occultism openlyanother daily reminder that in revelations 12 a woman is brought down from the heavens, she has a crown of 12 stars (like the eu flag) and she is about to give birth to a child who, according the god, will be the righteous ruler of the world. Satan takes the form of a dragon (china uses dragons as symbolism lmao) and tried to devour the child, after a losing battle satan retreats and the woman hides on earth, where she wants to live in peace and far away from any trouble.Satan finds her however, and she narrowly escapes due to god giving her the wings of an eagle (this symbolism could not be more uncanny, go usa), satan loses sight of the woman and i forgot what happened to the child.Moral of the story: god is on the freedomloving and peaceloving side, god bless the EU, i hate the antichrist.
>>53545276Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.Wonder if we'll get scuba/sub teams scavenging the ocean floor in hopes of finding the Moskva and the lost piece of the cross once this war is over.
>>53545484Now this is the kind of schizo posting I can get behind
>>53545484I've never seen a christfag more based.
>>53545484NATO cares so much about Christianity that it litterally sends people to die and kill to spread gay marriage and abortions and blasphemy on all 4 corners of the globe.
>>53546297>nonsensical schizo ramblings>thinks NATO is a country>reddit spacingYeah it's seething vatnigger time
>>53545484>that picHoly shit every Russian Orthodox church needs a visit from a JDAM immediately.
>>53546476Absolutely
>According to workers at Chernobyl the Russian were unaware of the Chernobyl incident or any radiation risk. The workers who were kept as hostages informed them about the risks but the Russians did not heed the warnings initally.>Later when the workers were consulted by the Russian soldiers about the radiation risk, the workers advised the Russians to dig deeper into the soil to avoid radiation exposure.>This is of course the opposite as radiation contaminated soil has a higher density and radiation concentration increases with depth.lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL4GJN7dY2o
>>53545484
>>53546577Hahaha, that's cold
>>53546577the absolute madlads
>>53546577
>>53540240Why dont you go give your savior jesus christ an hj. When his cum hits the floor it will spell out the answer godfag.
>>53545484Just looked up the verse, it's realfug
>>53546816You need to be atleast 18yo to post in this site
>>53545484In a power struggle between a bloc that supports modern liberal values with all they entail and a bloc that has usurped the churches for use as tools of the state, only the devil wins.
>>53546494this is some nigger tier shit, what the actual fuck
>>53546920It has been written bud, transient policies means nothing
>>53546494>this is what tradfags want society to be likelmao
>>53546494What's the context?
>>53547406Russian priests saying grace before a meal
>>53546980God I wish that moon was me
>>53547316It is, and they wonder why they can't get laid.
>>53545484>>535468431/2And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:2 And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.3 And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.4 And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.5 And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.6 And the woman fled into the wilderness, where she hath a place prepared of God, that they should feed her there a thousand two hundred and threescore days.7 And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,8 And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven.9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.10 And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night.11 And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death.12 Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.
>>535479882/213 And when the dragon saw that he was cast unto the earth, he persecuted the woman which brought forth the man child.14 And to the woman were given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent.15 And the serpent cast out of his mouth water as a flood after the woman, that he might cause her to be carried away of the flood.16 And the earth helped the woman, and the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed up the flood which the dragon cast out of his mouth.17 And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.
>>53545202Prob better to leave it buried so they can do an accurate excavation later on whatever survives, artifacts don't have much historical value unless you can excavate them in context.
>>53547885
>>53545344Now it's ogre.
>>53547988>not only it's a dragon, but it's also fucking red
>>53547988>Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,>St. Michael the Archangel is the protector of the capital of UkraineMakes one ponder
>>53548007>And the serpent cast out of his mouth water as a flood after the woman, that he might cause her to be carried away of the flood
>>53549017Did they actually build this?
>>53546297No country in NATO is even a quarter as nihilistic as Russia.
>>53549037They claim they did, so it's anybody's guess.
>>53545484based schizoposter, first of his kind
>>53549227>They claim they didSo the answer is no, they didn't. Thanks, anon
>>53540304Its just old pottery. You're doing that American thing where you think anything old is valuable or interesting. This is more of a human interest story really, they are showing they are civilised people acting responsibly with civil institutions like museums, rather than orcs who would probably use them as piss jars or smash them for violating Putin's cryptohistoric views on Ukraine.We don't realise this because it isn't interesting propaganda but a major charge against the west is our obsession with falsifying the history of Ukraine to make them believe they aren't Russians. Interestingly we are all in on it as private individuals in western countries.I mention it because apparently the idea of this makes them so insanely angry the fact we aren't doing it because frankly where the fuck would we start with it suggests its worth having a go anyway.
>>53545484>>53547988>>53548007Shockingly based.
>>53549579>make them believe they aren't RussiansThe USSR did this, granting them their own independent Soviet Socialist Republic. You aren't as smart as you think you are.
>>53549579>Interestingly we are all in on it as private individuals in western countries.Do they believe that we are like phoning individual Ukrainians up and telling them they're not Russian? Like, mate, I have better things to do.
>>53546577>Later when the workers were consulted by the Russian soldiers about the radiation risk, the workers advised the Russians to dig deeper into the soil to avoid radiation exposure.Pottery
>>53549700in fact, it predates the USSR. the Ukrainian National Republic was formed during WW1 after the collapse of the Russian Empire. so yeah, it's not a Western idea, the Ukrainians came up with it themselves.
>>53543312Noice, you should post them on /his/
>>53545484I honestly hate Russia.They just throw every disgusting ideology together to claim their terror and oppression is righteous.
>>53540574I mean Ukraine is a more Christian country than Russia so yeah.
>>53550033checked
>>53546867Iv'e been told I have an old soul.
>>53540329Use Nazi black magic to turn them into undead skeleton soldiers for Ukraine.
>>53546972This is religion in a nutshell, you get philosophy and art and wonderful cultural traditions that bind people together but you also get plebs drinking saint corpse water.
>>53547988>and the moon under her feet,NATO is supported by Turkey. See the flag.
>>53552408I dunno, anon, even the schizos from Charismatic Pentecostal churches don't behave like animals the way Russian Orthodox adherents do. This is the kind of shit you see in the few African and/or Polynesian pagan religions that still exist.
>>53552510It's more that the Russians are still centuries behind rather than being inherently different, this kinda relic veneration was pretty common across the West as well and a part of Luther's gripes.
>>53544046
>>53546297The only thing Jesus was written of saying in regards to intimacy:>If you can go without it, go without it. If you can't, don't. All those bullshit letters that the catholic church tacked onto the end of the bible were written by Saul, a Jew who spent his entire life literally hunting down and torturing followers of Jesus.
>>53549017I took that more as a flood of people? As in the repopulation attempts?
>>53540329Probably froze to death, poor fella
>>53555367Yeah curled up body. Looks like he was either freezing or slowly bled to death.
>>53549579>falsifying the history of Ukraine to make them believe they aren't RussiansEvery record Russia has about it's history is a lie
>>53540240>taking artifacts out of contextcould still be worth something to treasure hunters but now worthless archaeologically
>>53555617It's a typical finding over that area, every expert in 500km radius could tell what it is and what it was used for just from the memory. They took photos of excavation to save some context and send it to local museum.
>>53549700thank you for the history lesson putin
>>53546577eat the spicy ration
>>53555617? Can't they just investigate the area later? Why does it matter that the pots are removed previously?
>>53540574Imagine caring what an imagine eldritch entity thinks. Who's side is Cthulu on?
>>53549700Not the nuanced discussion of The Third Rome and "Gundyayevism" I was looking for.
>>53547406I think that's actually Romania. He's pouring water of the mummified leg of some saint and then everyone swarms in trying to get some because it's magic or some shit.
>>53540329The pose he died in suggests he died throwing it back for stalin
>>53545484Schizo christian posting is best schizo posting.
>>53546297there are instructions on how to conduct an abortion is in the Bible dummy, Numbers 5:11-31why can't chrizzos read?
>>53556222Kek seemingly agrees556 NATO/.222 Remington confirmed for God's chosen range of calibers.Repent.
>>53547406It looks like a Saint relic. This is probably a ceremony they've done for hundreds of years. Relics of saints are often body parts of saints who were persecuted for their faith and executed horribly (though often the body parts aren't actually that of the Saint themselves any more). I think one church in Venice has a whole mummified head.
>>53540555How much would one of those be worth if you could sneak it into the USA?
>>53552445Right now in particular Turkey is playing an important role by closing the Bosporus to Russian warships
>>53546297give some examples
>>53556079how long until it shows up in stevemre video?
>>53546494Look at that fat fucking porky pig hands. You can just tell the man is some overly fed bloated and corrupt aristocrat of a clergyman. Russia's such a goddamn vision of the past.
>>53548007>16 And the earth helped the woman, and the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed up the flood which the dragon cast out of his mouth.How many vatnik tanks have we seen get stuck in mud and sink into the ground?The earth itself is devouring the flood of Russian tanks.God fucking wills it
>>53556708
>>53556527Britain could just close Gibraltar
>>53554782I told you about beryllium broI told you
>>53545484>The Russian Orthodox Church is nothing but a arm of the communistsYeah, wasn't Kiril an KGB asset since the 70'? Also fucker is basically a mini oligarch by wealth
>>53556096tips fedora
>>53541435You sure?
>>53540329lucky guy finding that nice shotgun
>>53557034That still gives the Russians access to the med, as well as the suez canal if that stays open (although running the canal would be an especially risky move in wartime)
>>53557514That's being eaten by dogs Not sure if that counts
>>53557514Is he ok?
>>53545484How does one even screw up cathedral aesthetics this bad
>>53555617Yeah, true from an archaeological perspective-- but they were already digging the fortification,and accidentally trudging up stuff during construction happens all the timewith any luck, after this conflict, they'll send a survey team to check the surrounding area and maybe dig a few test trenches, and the accidental destruction of the data won't all be in vain
>>53545484Based and Christpilled
>>53555195The bible was literally composed by the Catholic church at the Council of Nicea; Paul was an extremely early Christian, and his letters more represent him trying to "put out fires" so to speak in the early Christian community rather than trying to make some sort of extremely profound theological statement-- when Christian communities started to realize that it might be a while before the second coming, that's when we started to see them concern themselves with stuff such as marriage and procreation You should read The City of God by Saint Augustine
>>53556094Pots themselves are worthless, what is really important is at what layer it lies, what is around it, why it was there etc. To investigate all of that you need to leave pots where they been until every detail is fully documented.
>>53557990Yeah just bit itchy.
>>53540329Nice try Skeleton
>>53540240Big deal. I found the Lance of Longinus buried under a church in Antioch.
>>5355645710 years in the joint?
>>53548007>>53547988>>53545484This needs to be reposted on /pol Schizos there will get mental breakdown and sore throat from screeching.
>>53558974post lance
>>53559610/pol/chugs know that the TRUE second coming has already happened and it's based monke who can never be wrong no matter what and is supporting the white race by killing it and fighting le globohomo for the russian paradise
>>53556236I just read it and it really is just “how to induce abortion” but framed as a infidelity-catching process
>>53546577>>Later when the workers were consulted by the Russian soldiers about the radiation risk, the workers advised the Russians to dig deeper into the soil to avoid radiation exposureHoly shit fucking eggheads are also brutal, I wasn't aware this happened lmao
>>53545276Wait that is actually real?I thought it was just a shitpost
>>53561035https://www.maritime-executive.com/article/lost-russian-cruiser-moskva-may-have-carried-a-piece-of-the-true-cross
>>53552407>tfw no remake never ever>and even if it happens its gonna be woke bullshit
>>53540329>tin cup of coffee still sitting right where he placed it next to the drum mag of his ppsh>he probably didn't even get to have a sipGRIM
>>53558869>Catholic Church>Council of NiceaNo
>>53546577>Later when the workers were consulted by the Russian soldiers about the radiation risk, the workers advised the Russians to dig deeper into the soil to avoid radiation exposure.>This is of course the opposite as radiation contaminated soil has a higher density and radiation concentration increases with depth.God bless World War Clown
>>535565433.6 Rontgen, not nice, not terrible
>>53561937Wow compelling argument. Vegetable brain lmao.
>>53557753Egypt is MNNA, it's shut.
>>53556708/x/ WISHES it could schitzopost this well.
>>53546494literal wh40k stuff right hereKinda dig it but also kinda don't.
>>53545490Waste of time, it's in Shoigu's mansion
>>53557514>clearly fucking heavily scavenged by animals>>53540539Because I've had that same picture saved since at least 2012.
>>53557990
>>53545484you're describing the FSB church, which was indeed a communist concoction, not the Russian Orthodox Church as a whole.>eagle must be USAor poland, germany, albania, or literally any other country that makes national use of the eagle, which is nearly every one on Earth, and yes, that includes Russia.>the fucking EU will give birth to the righteous ruler of the worldCan't wait, lmao. This is schizoposting at its finest and quite clearly bullshit but a part of me genuinely wishes it wasn't.>hurrdurr God is on x sideThere's 17 wars happening worldwide right now besides the one in Ukraine. There have been wars since the beginning of mankind that are not the one in Ukraine. Devout Christians have been dying in wars as long as there have been devout Christians. You're overblowing this war because its babby's first war and your first time seeing Russia get btfo'd, but at the end of the day its just another war which is nothing new. You know that you only support Ukraine because Russia shitposted too hard on your favorite anime board, but its time to realize that God doesn't choose wars based on who shitposts the hardest. I honestly doubt he really chooses very many wars at all anymore.
>>53545484so mvch winning...
>>53545484Normally I'd say "meds", but in this case I can't argue with results.
>>53546494>Water blessed with a relic of Saint Thottica, patron saint of E-girls and OnlyFans. Blessed be they who pay for her foot water!
>>53566956Based. Truly mans best friend.
>>53556625Imagine being some poor fucking Ukrainian conscript fighting on behalf of a communist dictator who would hates you and starved your people against a German dictator who wants to exterminate you to repopulate your land; dying, likely freezing to death while starving and 80 years later some American turns your dug up skeleton into a Latin Jazz joke.
>>53566956Gonna be a nightmare to deal with after the war is over, lotta dogs with a taste for humans out there now.
>>53556156This girl looks uncannily like my wife at 25.Except hotter because gun.Saved.
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>>53546476Oh, you don't know the half of the Cathedral of the Armed Forces. You add a few skulls here and there and that shit'd be right out of 40k.And let's not even get into the wholy numeral symbology they built into it, or how the floor is amde of steel plates made from molten-down Wehrmacht tanks.
>>53540329Even back then, Russians were still losing wars.
>>53569327>molten-down Wehrmacht tanksPretty much explains the religious corruption. Their entire faith system is cursed by screaming dead Nazis literally built into the framework of their church
>>53568566ain't war hell?
>>53546577>Magnificent test subjects!
>>53540240That is rightfuly the national treasure of Greece because they are the successor state of the Byzantium. Ukraine doesn't actually have culture or history it wasn't even a country until 1991.
>>53540629London weather really is pleasant isn’t it?
>>53545372>The Antichrist deceives people into believing that his troupe is the righteous, doesn’t he?The Antichrist is not a single person, that is a general term for anyone who fits. So there are lots of antichrists, people who draw other people away from Christ’s real teachings.
>>53554782It is weird how The Simpsons present Homer as a satire but the kind of stupid shit that resulted in terrible accidents involving radioactive stuff were caused by people doing dumb things on tier with Homer himself.
>>53540240Could there be clearer indications that this thread has nothing to do with weapons?
