Are Kims new Toys any good or are they kims toys.
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>>50820680My toys are very powerful and will easily kill millions of America pigs
>>50820680I bet she's a fireball in bed
>>50820680Even if we assume their parade weapons are fully functional and have good characteristics it doesn't matters, rest of their army is still cold war tier.
>>50821549So are these like ceremonial tractors or what? I mean I guess KISS but that just seems a bit goofy
>>50821558It's some farmer's militia unit or something.
>>50821549That's true. But, they have the most important Cold War-tier weapon. A nuke. The one weapon that will prevent America from invading.
>>50821827A nuke that they can't deliver...North Korea's military is pathetic, a hundred thousand American civilians with their larp prepped shit and civilian rifles would probably be enough to mow them down, let alone a real army.The things actually protecting North Korea from invasion and total destruction are 1. It's poorly educated and indoctrinated people. It would be a nightmare to try and win over the people during an invasion. Mix in the fact that North Korea has almost zero economic value and in fact becomes a net loss economically when you factor in the needs of its population you have a great incentive to just leave it alone 2. China has ZERO interest in allowing Western forces to conduct combat operations literally on an important border. China likely wouldn't put it's neck on the line for North Korea, but it certainly wouldn't permit American military installations on that border.
>>50821862> a hundred thousand American civilians with their larp prepped shit and civilian rifles would probably be enough to mow them downPlease try this so I can watch the greatest dogmeat festival ever.
>>50821870Please do not refer to Koreans as dogs.
>>50821862>a hundred thousand American civilians with their larp prepped shit and civilian rifles would probably be enough to mow them downyeh. I'm sure a hundred thousand obese chuds are capable of sailing across the pacific ocean. Performing a marine landing on a hostile beach. Unable to touch even a MiG-17 strafing them. Yeh, OK. Not! Come, on. Get real. If you refuse to take this discussion seriously. Then, it's over.They don't need to deliver their nuke to Washington DC for it to be a threat. They have shitty missiles that could probably hit US bases in the South or Japan. If the US invaded, they could nuke the foothold of the invasion force. Those are probably the deterrent their nuke provides.But, I do agree with. The North Korea people themselves are probably the bigger deterrent. They'd have the most esprit de corps, most morale of any fighting force in history. They'd fight to the last man. With 100% conviction that their cause is right. Their enemies are coddled and soft. America's military gives up very easily. Look at Afghanistan. North Koreans are very hard men. They can fight as hard as the Talichads. That grit and determination is intangible factor that might make up for their military's tech weaknesses.
>>50821880Should I have said Muttmeat festival to make my position clear?Amerimutts are well marbled.
>>50821862>nuke that they can't deliverIt's probably able to hit South Korea or Japan reliably, so that's good enough for deterrence. Don't forget all the artillery pieces pointed at Seoul, those alone would make tens of thousands of victims.
>>50821983They could carry a nuke in one of their midget submarines and sneak it under a carrier fleet and kamikaze.
>>50820680imagine being locked in a room with her and she dosnt speak your language and wont stop crying and blabbering in some smelly kim kee tone
no one on /k/ knows because:1) /k/ is mostly noguns, noservice, noeducation, all larp2) no one on /k/ has been to NK or has had access to their equipment, thereby they cannot provide an educated post on this subject matternext thread
>>50820680>ywn be Kim who get's to have his own harem and nobody can do shit to him because he's got nukesIt's not fair bros
>>50821966>Yeh, ok. Not!Are you fucking fifty, Chang? Did Borat just come out on DVD over there?
>>50822678>haremNo, thanks. I'd rather just have one sturdy, proletariat wife.
>>50821549We had similar tractors in the 60's. So the Norks are stuck in the 60's.
>>50824447That objective fact won't change even is that guy is fat too.
>>50824447>>50826641To be fair I am pretty fat. The ladies love the panda.