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Every day my brother goes to work our Gondolas explore his room and find new and interesting places to sit.

Today, I heard a long FUUUUUGGGG :DDDD emanating from his room, and found this.

Please help K, your knowledge of weapons and forensics are needed to unravel this murder mystery.
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>>50543856
The mini gondola is innocent. Then have no arms to stab. They can only observe. You have the witness.
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>>50543856
Plz go back to the tranny board faggot.
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Oh fuggg :DDDDDD
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Bad thread
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>>50543943
Well, due to the severity of this case, we were able to obtain the juvenile records of the accused Gondola.

This isn't looking so good for him. It would appear there may be accomplices.
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>>50543856
Gondolas cannot speak, your perpetrator has already escaped.
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>>50544214
There is only one entrance and one exit to the room. I never heard any pitter patter of feet leaving the room, and came in immediately after the scream. Does this mean the murderer is still in the room?
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they have seen pain
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Ivan that big gondola is overpriced and I'm just gonna make my own.
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Ivan where is my fish hat and comfy german bathrobe

i miss you
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>>50543856
Looks like a cut to the right side, and the Gondola is facing down. Strange.
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Ivan where is my 6' Gondola, 3 mini gondolas and my sneed patch, pls baby
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>>50543856
GET HIM FIRST AID
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>i'm gonna, i'm gonna
>i'm gonna CONSOOOOOOOOOM
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>>50544262
>scream

There's no way there was time for a scream. The blood is pooled, not spattered, the victim was killed instantly and by surprise, no chance to resist. Fell face forward, likely attacked from behind, one wound killed, attacker was used to handling a knife.
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>>50544748
It appears the victim came up behind and stabbed him in the FUGular artery. Instant death.

>>50544896
No chance. He was already dead when I arrived.

>>50545450
Then the scream must have come from the murderer. The only way the mini Gondola could have stabbed him is if he jumped from above and stabbed, or big Gondola was already lying down. The plot thickens.
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>>50545576
There's nothing else to go on, get back to us with results from the interrogation.
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>>50544072
>>50544107
found the retarded faggots
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>>50546276
No luck. He won't talk. Doesn't even ask for his lawyer.

Got nothing. This guy's stone cold. Nothing phases him. Had him on ice in lockup this whole time. Man doesn't even flinch. He just sits there... MENACINGLY.
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>>50546380
>only one home are victim, suspect, and OP
>"suspect" has no arms

OP did it
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>>50546622
If I were the guilty one, wouldn't I kill any witnesses?

Checkmate.
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>>50546380
You're not the government... He's in YOUR home.
Use any means necessary to get an answer.
It's you or him.
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>>50547036
Believe me I would, but I'm not going to murder an innocent Gondola because I want justice served right now. The facts we have are:

1.) Someone Yelled FUUUGGG :DDD
2.) Enter the room and saw Exhibit A
3.) No Blood on Knife, doubt the accused had time to clean it before I arrived (Does red stuffing leave blood stains?)
4.) Accused was sitting on top of the corpse with the assumed murder weapon, smiling adorably
5.) Only entrance and exit to the room is the one I covered. The murderer had no time to leave, and is either A: Still in the room or B: got out while I was unsuspecting of them.
6.) Accused Gondola has a juvey record of him and friends beating on S. Sparde, kicking him repeatedly.

We need more evidence. What should I do?
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BEWARE! If you spot the silent walker amongst you, it is a bad omen. Seek safety immediately.
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>>50547530
eh guzz whazz ubbb
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>>50548001
We're trying to expose the murderer from >>50543856
mm r pp
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>>50543856
HEY. HEY. DID YOU MAKE THAT. ILL PAY YOU TO MAKE ME SOME.
PLEASE.
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>>50548352
https://kommandostore.com/collections/kommandostore-exclusives-custom-productions
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>>50548459
>kommandostore
Uuuughh no fuckin thanks. Ivan is fucking TERRIBLE. Awful, awful, truly awful store.
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>>50548459
>kommandostore ivan

lel no thanks. that shit is worse than Gunbroker.
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>>50544695
i'm just not going to buy a giant gondola, my apartment has too much shit in it already
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>>50548547
>>50548559
nta where do i get a cute gondola plushie then
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>>50548626
Thats what I want to know.
Never trust Ivan. The kommando store has had so many debacles and is generally awful to its customers
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>>50548626
>>50548719
https://www.etsy.com/search?q=gondola%20plush
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>>50548547
>>50548559
>>50548719

These. I bought a simple pouch for some spare mags and the fucker never got back to me. FUCK that store. Godly terrible.
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>>50548729
Aw HELL YEAH. Tanks sauce boss.
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>>50548729
ty
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>>50548547
>>50548559
>>50548719
i keep seeing this but dont know why its the case
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My brother arrived home to the scene of the crime, and in a violent drunken rage, he hung the accused Gondola.

So ends the tale of the Big Gondola Murder... For now...? Maybe the real killer is still out there, lurking, watching, waiting.... sitting...
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oh shid nibba
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>>50549531
Oh no.



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