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How would you defend yourself against a huge saltwater crocodile that has you on the menu.
>its just off shore eyeballing you but soon to ride a wave in and chase you down
https://youtu.be/LczrBWGwLNQ
https://youtu.be/LczrBWGwLNQ
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I would work my charm, befriend it and then ride on its back in order to terrorize South East Asia.
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I wrestle that cunt with me bare hands
Give em a proper rumble
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a fucking dinosaur
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Do what the niggers do with all the rest of the African wildlife, hose it down with an AK until it dies or fucks off
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>>50021814
Throw rocks at it with my superior brain capable of computing arcs and trajectories
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>>50021814
I'll tell you where I'll put my thumb...
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Man that dude had some weird fetishes.
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>>50021814
500 magnum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svwDpaC0YLI
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You’re scuba diving in the ocean, how do you defend yourself from a mostly peaceful stingray?
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>>50022232
Don't be a nigger and harass them for the camera
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>>50021814
Jump on top. Pin mouth closed with my arm. Then... I don't know. Maybe poke out it's eyes?
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>>50022303
It would roll if you got ontop of it. Then you’d be really fucked. :(
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>>50021814
12 gauge
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Definitely start building a raised platform to sleep/ hang out on to keep myself out of its reach. Some sort of abatis around it. If there are animals inside of the island, maybe try to lure it with rotten meat and trap it with punji stakes. Othereise it's just me and a crude fire-hardened spear
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocho_(crocodile)
Make friends
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>>50021814
pretty sure when they say 'salt water' they don't mean they cruise the oceans checking out deserted islands for snackable castaways
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>>50022228
.223 works fine on salties.
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where did you all get the weapons
youre on a sandy beach island basically stranded
>a fucking 12 gauge
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>>50023276
https://youtu.be/qcCElHy82iw
https://youtu.be/x9GMSDVFCA8
https://youtu.be/1zn6xXRer38
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>>50021814
just grab her by the pussy m8, she'll know who the alpha is then
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wouldnt any hunting rifle be enough?
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>>50022105
heh
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>>50023276
this. But I would sharpen a stick, I feel I could beat a giant lizard with just a crude spear.



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