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>Image Limit Reached>Last Thread >>48405470"Thick and Meaty" Edition
>>48419200I demand you find me anime girls with a MK12.
>>48419245
>>48419297
>>48419297>>48419312Now this is a fatty I can get behind.
>>48419227Easy
>>48419312>no pantiesLEWD
Are you ready to accept your new Russian ship overlords?
>>48419278
This artist makes the girls way too slutty for my taste
>>48419416Thanks buddy, which one?
FLAT IS JUSTICE.
>>48419425Literally all his worksJust check out his Kantai Collection stuffMight just be me, but sluts and roastie behaviour is an instant turn off for me even in fiction
>>48419447That's my daughterfu you're posting, numbnuts! And she's not flat, she's just a child, so she's undeveloped! You'll see, she's got a lot of her mother in her
>>48419447Thats something a pedo and or gay boy would say
Iowa is the best mom.
>>48419597A true breast lover loves all breasts, regardless of the size. And out of all of them, his favorites are the ones belonging to the raifu he loves
>>48419597flat titties are still titties
>>48419701Nah bigger the better>>48419890Are they though
>>48419992>are they thoughUnless she's some kind of nipple-less mutant, yes.
>>48419992Embarrassing.
>>48420011?
ha ha, doll go SQUISH.
>>48420042Yeah.
>>48420051this is forbidden
>>48419393lolnoRussia's probably the biggest meme navy, and that's only because the Kriegsmarine managed to do something with theirs.
>>48419701>fbi>venezualan (or is that colombian?) flag patchI am confusion.This is the correct take though. I like 'em all, flat or fat.
>>48419393no
>>48419447CUTE
>>48420076>grope mineA-are you calling me fat?
>>48419701Dangerously based.
>>48420140Maybe she means rock-hard pecs?You do have those, right?
>>48420140time to work on your pecs anon
>>48419252made for cuddling
>>48420166>>48420164Does /ak/ even lift? If so, who for?
>>48419393I will when they bring back the Ekranoplan
>>48420317I want M1911 to love and respect me
>>48419200>go to the artists twitter>weird fucked up pregnancy hentai mixed in with the cool shit
MI GENERAL AUGUSTO PINOCHET!
>>48420164>>48420166I'm lucky my metabolism's so fast. I'd be a fat fuck otherwise.
>>48419447Thats cool, I hope you stay away from elementary schools
>>48420429dammit you beat me to her
>>48420510M1911 is worth protecting, but also we must recognize that as the pistol that won both world wars, she would be useless if only one person could have her
>>48420317Will Hetza ever return?
Can we all just stop for a minute to appreciate Kuromorimines power-loader?
>>48421138this monster is the loader for Pravda's KV2
>>48419200Oh man. I love anime scar girls
>Ninja catsMan, this weeks episode of Otherside Picnic was a weird one
>thiccIt's not thicc, it's a gnome
>>48421615I don't see how those are mutually exclusive, in fact, they usually go hand in hand.
>>48419393Yes, because they're the only nation in shitlane, which has consistency with their character designs.
VROOOM
>>48420317I'll admitI've fallen behind
>>48419200>>48419992Functional Thick is what I want.
>>48420529He already did.
>>48419447>plastic locking handles and knobs on something that needs to bare load and recoil No.
>>48419245The fuck is that bolt handle supposed to be?
>>48419235Why is 5.7 thicc? Shouldn't it be the opposite?
>>48422562I miss him bros...
>>48422946Because a thin and short cartridge would look like a little girl. A child.
>>48422946The magazine is double stacked.
>>48419200
Imagine the sound of THICC thigh meat making a slapping sound as she sits down.
>>48423423>you will never rest your head on those soft thighs as she runs her fingers through your hair
>>48423502
>>48422052Eagle Union are the only ones who don't have a pretty consistent theme with a few offshoots, everyone else just doesn't look more or less the same like the Russians.
>>48423148>no such thing as womanlets
>>48423670>Loli battleships in Japanese faction
>>48419701So you’re admitting you love the breast of pre-pubescent girls since you “love all breasts”Sick fuck
so can we agree that Musashi is better then her dork sister?
>>48423733Loli foxgirl battleships in shrine maiden outfits.
>>48422694Those are some very pretty boats
>>48423816But i like her dork sister's dorkiness.
>>48420527WWI was won with shotguns, knives and shovels.WWII was won with Mosin Nagants, M1 Garands, Browning Hi Power variants and one crazy motherfucker with a longbow.1911 gets participation medals.
>>48424042>1911 gets participation medals.1911 is what kept some kill streaks going.
>>48424042>one crazy motherfucker with a longbow.You forgot about his sword.
>>48423718>tfw no flat short insecure womanlet to console for her lack of womanly features
>>48422642Wait really? Since when and where does he mainly post to at the moment?
>>48424201Both of his recent arts have tw6.jp as a source of the pictures.
>>48424042>he's forgetting about artillery
>>48423157wicked big shawk
Commander wants upsies
>>48424557Ak-15 is a cute
>>48423830
>>48421235WHATTHE SHELLS WILL BE AS BIG AS SHE IS
>>48424071>You forgot about his sword.What's so special about a sword?
>>48423423I do not understand the appeal of bubble drinks. I do understand the appeal of thick thighs and P-90s tho.
>>48421138>>48421235Imagine them arm wrestling.
>>48425117Must be nice to have an AU self that's as cute as a destroyer but maintains your firepower.
>>48424071You forgot about his bagpipes>>48425205It was a proper sword, a Scottish sword not weeb shit
>>48425314Imagine him storming beaches at Peleliu or Iwo Jima.He could have had one sword fight after another.
>>48421235cute!
Where the hell is the thicc
>>48422670>bare loadwanna know how i know you're a deluded nogunz weeb degen? your fuckin ankles are just as weak and those lode-baring knobs
>>48419597Luckily there's nothing wrong with being pedo.
>>48425981Stop
>>48426104I refuse
>>48426289How very gay of you anon
>>48426323I'll be first to admit that I'm gay as fuck for little girls
>>48426104Dumb and STUPID kitty
>>48420314Can confirm the USS is shockingly short
>>48427080
>>48427283Iowa is a big girl.
>>48427283Damn, why's Bama such a shortstack?
>>48427454Treaty limitations.
>>484272984u
>>48425312Oh yes, she loves it.
>>48423151double cheeked up on a tuesday
>>48427283So /k/ is it the Big tiddied Onee san Iowa or the Short-stack Imouto Alabama?
>>48428449Or the Childhood friend North Carolina?
>>48428449What's the "both sisters at once" equivalent of oyakodon?
>>48428449Short stacks all the way.
>>48428449Unless you can provide the far superior Big-Tiddie Christmas Cake, then Big-Tiddie Onee-san wins by default.
>>48428449Whichever one's willing to satisfy my homemaker wife fantasies.
>Just found out I have cartilage damage on my kneecaps because I was running with poor formDon't be a retard like me /k/, always make sure you do thorough research on an exercise before doing it.
>>48429850Always the onee
Do Yuru Camp an /ak/ show? Or it doesn't?
>>48430841Yes
>>48428449Iowa, we could go get or cook a nice delicious burger before going on a nice stroll through the park or by the beach.
>>48430536What, were you locking your knees or something? Like you were running on stilts?I'm not even memeing, I'm genuinely curious, because humans have been running for millenia at this point - how in the hell did you screw up running THAT badly?
>>48427590If she squeezes my head with her thighs, will I die?
>>48430536Duly noted, anon.
>>48430661Guess it's time to take the big-sister pill.
>>48431129Not him, but I had something similar. Doc said it was uneven muscle development that caused one side of the cartilage to wear more than the other.
>>48431129I think the most likely culprit was that I was heel striking because I didn't know any better, a few months ago my knees hurt and I finally got an MRI that said "mild to moderate cartilage damage on the patella." Like the other anon mentioned it could have also been a muscle imbalance, the inner thighs are used so little in our day to day lives and even in most leg exercises that they tend to get a bit atrophied in a lot of people, do sumo squats.My main hope right now is the damage is minor enough that it can still be fixed with surgery and keep me from having full blow arthritis by the time I'm 30.In short, I fucked up pretty bad
>>48419267short stack hnng
>>48430952If you carry a Mare's Leg with the action open like that, dirt will get in it.
>>48431603At long last you understand now
>>48431790shit dude, you better find a way to tell her. I tried but I don't speak Japanese
>>48430841The closest thing it has to any weapons is that weird cleaver thing Rin has in the first episode so not really.It is the comfiest anime ever made though so that's something, S2's ED one of the few anime intros I actually listen to on it's own because it's so relaxing.
>>48431849That artist has an exquisite taste in sidearm
>>48431668>ultra modern m-16 variant>still fucking jamsAs she sits there, wishing she were dead, she can still hear the distant laughter of Mikhail Kalashnikov.
>>48419200https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1tKuyNq59w
>>48431827It'll take some getting used to. Being an eldest sibling makes it really hard to see yourself as the younger.
>>48432009I love the Stechkin. I know automatic pistols are inaccurate as all get out, and that even if I wanted a select-fire Russian pistol the Pernach would be the technically better choice (at least if mag capacity is what we're going on), but it's just prettier.I think it's similar to the appeal of the myriad straight-pull or bolt-action rifles in that First Balkan War-WWII era. There are objectively better combat rifles developed since then, but nothing beats the crisp, meaty, metallic "chunk" of a well-oiled bolt.
>>48422946small cartridge, but thicc handgun
Hot tea, tea is hot!
>>48431222It would be extremely enjoyable.>>48432015>American rifle was also fine but capitalist pig brass fucked it so hard is still a little retardedWhat a tale.
>>48420317fuck yes I lift!not for anime though, I just hate myself.
>>48425951You can't even spell let alone think for me to care.
>>48420317I LIFT FOR RALLY
I was reading Ribbon no Musha and I was wondering, what US vehicles could even participate besides the M22 Locust. Looking it up, there's only a couple of vehicles that could even fit in under the 10 ton limit. Other than the M22, it doesn't seem like there's many formidable vehicles. There are armored cars like the M8 Greyhound and the M38 Wolfhound and you could probably get in the M3 GMC and the M15 MGMC since they're around the 10 ton mark. Continuing with the half tracks, you could probably also sneak in the M2 half track with an M3 37mm mounted on it. If you're crazy enough you could also probably use the M6 GMC. Since everything in a Tankathalon is also made up of lighter fighting vehicles you could probably use .50 cal afvs. Vehicles like the Combat Car M1, Light Tank M2A1/A2, Armored Car M1 and the Scout Car M3A1 would fit that bill. The M3A1E3 even has a 37mm, so that could probably fit in as well. Did I miss any Tankathalon legal vehicles?
>>48434590>Tankathalon legal vehiclesIiirc, Tankathlon itself isn't official sport, so there's not much rules beside the 10-tonn rule.It includes but not limited to crazy handmade modifications, like CV/33 having a fucking AT Rifle mounted on it. And holy shit it existed irl.
>>48434607Yeah, that's what's interesting about it. "Tankathalon legal" is pretty much anything under 10 tons. Though vehicles seem to be based off of ones used/improvised in reality. Just trying to figure out what vehicles could be used is pretty interesting. The United States has a bunch of half tracks that are just at/under 10 tons. The M3 half track with all of its variants would probably be Tankathalon legal, and having four .50 cals, two .50 cals and a 37mm autocannon, or a 75mm field gun would be nuts to fight against. The interwar/early war tanks and armored/combat cars are also interesting to think about how well they would perform against other similarly lightly armored targets. At close ranges, .50 BMG could be an actual threat if you manage to get at a good angle.
>>48432344Is tea good for you?
>>48434659Yes, very
>>48434607There's also the anti-tank jeep that could be fun
>>48434607>>48434693
>>48434693How about a Borgward Wanze? Normally a vehicle used to deliver explosive charges, fitted with what was basically a six-barreled Panzerschreck.
>>48434725The mangaka's gotta step it up with the light fighting vehicles
>>48434755Well, way to go for him. How about a converted French tankette firing either four 28cm high explosive or four 38cm incendiary rockets?
>>48434776What about the good old fashioned Renault FT?
>>48424557>>48424704Ak-15 and AK-47 deserve more love and fan art, especially 47.
>>48428449I'm going to have to go with Alabama, because I'm from Alabama, and also the memes.
>>48419613>Tfw you'll never settle down with a 7ft tall Iowa and have a family together
>>48434974>Wanting a tall af amazon gfGentleman of supreme taste, I'll just leave this here.>The numbers Mason, what do they mean?Nhentai.
>>48434990Forgot pic fml.
>>48434937This>>48434937This too>>48434937This as well>>48434937But mostly this
>>48435008Ak-15 will never admit her feelings around others, but she loves Commander.
>>48434817Absolutely legal.
https://strawpoll.com/7vg6xygjh
>>48436021>Driver not wearing a helmet>Flip tank>Hit rock wrong>Dead girlReminder that 60% of british tank deaths during ww2 could've been avoided if they wore helmets instead of fucking berets
>>48436021Damn, those girls must lift hard.>>48436070>if they wore helmets instead of fucking beretsBut then it wouldn't look as cool
>>48436021>>48436070>Also..Both of em' wearing a thin skirt with no panties...or leg/knee protection. Imagine how the burn sweaty, smelly crotch smells like..
>>48436472>Also..Both of em' wearing a thin skirtActually Amaretto (the driver) wears shorts. Look carefully.
>>48434974When does the week end lads?
>>48436725When you die
Will she beat Miho?
>>48436901>will anyone beat a protagonist team.anon, pls...
>>48436725The week never begins or ends.
>>48432354Who's the girl already half out of her coat?
>>48434709I really like the concept of the Vespa recoilless rifle carrier.>beep beep>BOOM
Y'all should really take the Roon Pill
>>48437249>Fake shipNo
>>48437249
>>48437249Nah, I prefer the crazy carriers.
>>48437249Anyone who would employ the abomination before God that is instant coffee for any purpose is automatically worst girl. >>48437398>not posting the whole thing
>>48428449Gotta go fast.
>>48437400Why not take a bite of the Crazy Hamburger and have full harem of insanity?
>>48419394whats she saying ?>>48419278>>48419394I want to do wild things with this gun!
>>48437511I guess I can dig, seeing as according to >>48437429 Roon also makes things for the Commander with "love." And at least for me, cooking with that kind of special ingredient is one of the highlights of yandere romance.
>>48437688wasn't there an Akagi comic that had her banned from making chocolates since she put powerful aphrodesiacs in the chocolates she gave Commander, but he ended up sharing with Laffey or something like that?
>>48437400>not having a multidimensional carrier harem
>>48437032Darjeeling did, and in RW there's nothing at the stake for Miho should she lose the match.
>>48437429That's not how to make good coffee.
>>48437791No point in limiting yourself to one class of ship if you're not even going to limit yourself to one universe.
>>48437917
>>48437249because i have the better one that doesn't weight in excess of tens of thousands of tons.
>>48437974oh, but Roon weighs nothing considering it has literally never been a real boat
>>48437942>Sloot>QT>???I know nothing about any of the Warship Girls R botes.
>>48437997Neither do i, but i completely agree with your verdict on KC Prinz.
>>48434974>I just need to get through this week. Me trying not to coom on lent.
>>48419338I'm no expert on M1 Garands but she's like 5 feet tall. Shouldn't thst rifle by huge on her?
>>48419200>>48419223>>48419235>>48419245>>48419267>>48419278>>48419297i want them to crush my balls
>>48438636>Japanese art>Proportional>Especially proportional to gunsPlease don't open that can of worms.
>>48438667Oh 4chan. Never change.
>>48438710please
>>48437917Blue Takao, Doggo Takao and Other Blue Takao
>>48437974Damn, >>48437984 has got you thereI want to root for you soppobro, but he's right, can't weigh anything if she ain't real
>>48437249Already did, with both her regular and muse versions.
>>48437249I like those eyes
>>48437249Sorry, she looks too much like she's going to ask about gween tea. I'll stick to the NEET of the North.
>>48439662i uniroincally feel bad for her. when the big 'rona is over i promise to visit her
>>48438667You're weird
>>48439714Nah, he's just an attention whore.
>>48427883Hornet is getting in on it too.
>>48436472Anon stop, I can only get so turned on.
>>48440045Hornet is Haruna
>>48440045C-can I get in on Hornet getting in on it?Come to think, isn't it weird that Hornet showed up in Kancolle before Yorktown, what with the Doolittle Raid and all?
>>48423816no.
>>48430841it's more /out/ but it's /k/ adjacent
>>48437155/k/alina
>>48440747The best wife a man could ask for and soon going to turn into a chunk of silicon because ELID. Also your boss's daughter.
>>48440867Oh shit, Kalina is Kryuger Jr? I'm not very far into the campaign yet...
AK-15 had a bad dream (probably, I don't read ching chong), would you scooch over and let her sleep with you?
>>48440902Not by blood. He took her under his wing after she offered him her 'services' when she was just a kid on the street.>>48441008That's her saying it would be more efficient to guard you if you slept with her.
>>48441084>offered him her 'services'Sounds about right...
>>48440482i made that picture kek
>>48438100based, me neither
>>48441008Yes, in a heartbeat. Actually considered getting an airsoft AK-15 since I'll never have the real thing.
>>48441262>since I'll never have the real thing.Leaf detected. I feel that pain too brother
>>48441212Go host a Hunger Games JC
>>48441008I'd absolutely do it, but then I'd probably wind up with a killer headache at the very least next morning because I'm liable to thrash around half-awake at some point and decide those glorious tits make a damn fine pillow.
>>48419200>"Thick and Meaty" Edition>Not even a single post about Murakami. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?
>>48441559Oh my
>>48441559What a lovely whore
>>48441850The Costco of prostitutes.
i was once part of a cadet tour group that managed to piss off the United States Navy.>Be Air Cadet>going on tour of Naval Station norfolk (for some reason)>get to see some cool shit like a nuclear submarine and Marine Hovercraft>Base security waves us through every time>we were supposed to have the tour bus serched every time>Navy finds out that a bus of 30 kids and 10 adults is just diriving in and out of the largest Naval base on earth>somebody very important gets hella pissed and make us wait for hours at checkpoints every time we try to leave or enter the base>end up having to go to a macdonalds and not the mess hall on base because of this>cadets told they can buy whatever they want so long as it's under like 15 dollars>One cadet buys nothing but 4 shamrock shakes>he pukes all nightIt was a really great trip>pic unrelated
>>48441850Slander.
>>48441986Sounds like a good time
>>48432354Vining still looks based holy shit
>>48442004It ain't slander if it is true
>>48442110Makes sense. Outside of a big weapon, a woman's about the most manly thing to carry.
>>48442106it truly was. more highlights were>Fat cadet officer nicknamed "Super mario" by us because of his mustace>Friend accidently called "Super mario" that to his face>watched his soul leave his body>Caught Cadet Masturbating in National Guard barracks we were staying in>Said he was doing it to "Honor the soldiers that died"
>>48441850>>48441965And thus, these anons was never heard from again>>48442004The most slander I can tolerate is that she's only beautiful IRL or in Fan art
>>48438684
>>48419200What are the name of the games related to those pics? I know that there's one with guns as waifus and another one with warships as waifus
>>48442320>Honoring dead soldiers >Those soldiers would have unironically respected his freedom to fap when neededkek
>>48438636
>>48442430Hey, I fuckin' love Costco.
>>48442461y'know i was gonna post a lmgtfy link to be a bitch, but "gun waifu game" and "gun girl game" actually give multiple resusts so fuck it.Girls frontline is gun girls, azur lane is bote girls. kancolle is also bote girls but it's not as popular anymore for whatever reason. Upotte is also also gun girls but was never a game. And there's strike witches (several anime) but i can't remember if the girls in that are standing in for specific aircraft or just the nations.
>>48442531>i can't remember if the girls in that are standing in for specific aircraft or just the nations.They're standing in for various actual pilots. It's more Fate/Stay Night than Upotte.
>>48442531Thanks anon, I was extremely bored lately and wanted to try something new, and since I always keep seeing these threads I wanted to give them a try
>>48442548damm, that's actually cooler than either of the things i thought it might've been.
>>48442461Uh girls Frontline is the guns who are robots girls. Azur lane is the fox girls and the more sluty boat girls. Kancolle is the more reserved boat girl
>>48442531Strike witches are based on ww2 aces
>>48442518Yeah, and I fuckin' hate prostitutes
>>48442564arpeggio is the computer girls with High heels that a whole 9 people know about
>>48442555It's not nearly as cool as it sounds. It's 90% pantyshots with the most generic ass mid-2000s anime story imaginable occupying the other 10%. I legit tried to enjoy it but ended up dropping it about 3/4 of the way through the first season because the big tiddie Chuck Yeager expy was the only thing that made it worth watching.
>>48442531>not as popular anymore for whatever reasonFrom my understanding, mostly a fairly glacial release rate of new gals, a still relatively small amount of non-Japanese ships, and a total lack of initiative to move outside of their small domestic market. I'll admit, I do tend to think the designs they do manage to put out are of a lot higher quality though.
>>48442915Yeah Kancolle definitely has the best aesthetic out of all the various "military equipment as waifu" properties. Azure Lane botesluts are overdesigned as fuck and completely souless 90% of the time, GFL raifus are a little better but still a bit overdesigned and Upottes are blander than a mayonnaise sandwich in aesthetic but derive a lot more of their traits from the weapon they represent which puts them roughly on par with GFL. Overall, Kancolle harbor hussies are both the most consistent and appealing in visual design.
>>48442452To be fair Kozakura is canonically very small even by the standards of a Japanese woman, she's borderline midget-tier
>>48423157need more shark girls >>48434974>>48434996incredible taste, being 6' 1" and into taller girls is my suicide motive
>>48439714You're the weird one here
>>48443625SL8 is very cute
>>48443146Pretty based desu. Shame it doesn't have the same reach.
>>48442478>3DWhat are you doing anon?
>>48444445sorry senpai
>>48444593BEEG Warspite
>>48443625>being 6' 1" and into taller girlsAre you me?
>>48442478based on garand's length of 1100 mm or 645 px in the photo you can calculate that each pixel is about 0.17cm making her around 155cm tall>>48444445she's 2D now
>>48444885What is that in normal people numbers?
>>48445210He literally wrote them in normal people numbers.
>>48445210A blonde one over 5ft
why the whiteface?
>this is a tank crew
>>48421857Gnomes are ugly.
>>48442657Am I in a special club if I watched arpeggio?
>>48442657>>48446160If you liked it you are probably rode the special bus. The ARP ships in WOWs were pretty cool, though, except for the screeching anime voices.
>>48441462>>48441491WHO?
>>48446230Well the show itself was a mess of a story with scenes thrown in specifically to destroy your internet, but i found it interesting in a ridiculous sense.
>>48441381Burger actually.
>>48446564Liberty and gats be upon you brother
>>48443146There are some great KC designs. But I worry they're going to fuck up my favorite ship when she gets added to the game.Also I don't like Kawakaze K2 gold eyes as much as the original blue eyes. Too bad they don't let you pick CGs.
>>484459824 feet and 100 pounds of ass, tits, thighs and pussy is most definitely not ugly.>>48419235
>>48446924>4 feet and 100 pounds of ass, tits, thighs and pussySo you'll fuck my ugly fat friend if he gets a pussy? Never knew /k/ standards were so low.
>>48446970>his first thought is to start giving men vaginasWell, if that's your thing I guess.
>>48447055So you're not gonna stay by your words?:)
>>48446378as batshit as the Anime was it's nowhere near the paint huffing pants on head retardation as the manga. i also only watched because of Kongo and came to the conclusion that she's acctually the protagnist because she's the one with an acctually story arc and personality unlike Cpt Toolbox
>>48447142I watched because I wanted to watch the 4 main naval themed shows I knew of. Cpt toolbox's only arc is his harem of ships he builds, not him.
