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The great debate edition
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>>48405470
loo ten ant
car bean
garand
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car-byne
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>>48405470
c'est "lew-ten-an"
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Would you watch a sports anime based on practical shooting, /ak/? Imagine GuP but instead of tankery it's a fictionalized version of IPSC or 3-gun with cute girls shooting race guns.
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>>48405688
If it was good? Of course. In real life? No.
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>>48405688
I'd need someone to autistically make sure it was accurate on top of being entertaining. That won't happen, so this is all really just to say "no."
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>You accidentally call Springfield "Big Sis" and/or "Mommy"
What would her reaction be
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TRVE ROMAN WAIFVS FOR TRVE ROMANS
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>>48405569
Car-byne
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>>48405595
Only right answer
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>>48405889
Calling your wife 'mom' is not really that odd in the south if you're around your kids.

You did marry her and start a family, right anon?
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>>48405889
>With a soft, faint giggle, she replies
>"Commander Anon, while I want to say that while I am neither, it makes me happy that you seem me as such."
>"It's pleasant to know you hold me in such regard to make such a mistake. Now, please, eat your muffin, today will be a busy one for us both!"
>That warm grin of her seems rejuvenated, if but for that moment alone.
>She'd go on to try more to please you and make you feel that bond that'd more than just familial.
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>>48405889
>"Ara Ara"
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>>48405595
Correctamundo.
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>>48405889
>come here and let me pat your head, commander
>you look like you need a break
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>>48405595
>>48405597
Leutnant heisst das.
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>>48406034
Just as soon as I get my Wombforce™.
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>>48406173
I very much like how "leutnant" sounds.
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>>48405569
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>>48406173
этo лeйтeнaнт. «лeй-тeн-aнт»
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>>48405470
I'm Canadian and during my time in Air Cadets as a kid, "Lef-ten-ant" always bothered me. Probably because nobody would give me a goddamn answer as to why the British pronounce it that way.

>Car-bean
>Gah-rand
>Po-tay-toh
>A touque is a hat
>A chesterfield is a couch
>And it is pronounced "zed". Not "zee", "zed."

>>48405688
I had hopes for "Rifle is Beautiful" until I found out they were shooting gay laser tag bullshit. Guns and lesbians are two things the Japs will nearly always cuck out on.
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>>48406347
>Guns and lesbians are two things the Japs will nearly always cuck out on.
Otherside Picnic is good. The manga/LN that is. The anime is a trainwreck...
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I only downloaded a few weeks ago and kinda screwed myself by spreading out my leveling. Now I've got 5 decent echelons but no real crack echelon. Kinda hit a wall at chapter 5 and now the real grinding begins.
Which is a pain because I have all gold/silver/bronze medals in normal up to the end of 4.
Rip. Anyone else make the same mistake?
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>>48406347
"lieutenant" is of course french, literally translates to "place holding". i shouldn't have to clarify the position but the brits poorly translated the term to "left tennant" because he is left to attend to what the captain orders, or something like that. canada has remnants of both french and british culture so of course you're left with their linguistics (is that the right word?).
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>>48406347
Dixielander here
>/lu-'tʰJ-nJnˀ/ lieutenant
>/'kɒɹ-bɑ̃:n/ carbine
>/gə-'ɹɛ̃nˀ/ garand
>/'tʰɛ͡J-ɾɚ/ potato

format might kill the IPA so pic related if it's not visible
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>>48405688
only if it is biathlon
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>>48405470
Lef-tenant cuz I'm a leaf but Loy-tenant in my head cuz I'm a wheraboo
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>>48406477
You just need more friend echelons, doing that will drag you up in no time at all. Additionally, level up your exploration as soon as you can so you can just shove all the random ak handguards you find into floppies and you'll have dolls at lvl 100 in a week. Exp sims also are good for leveling fairly quick. Get ready for core hell either way. Here's my UID (201848), send me a request and i'll carry you for a while.
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>>48406557
>only if it is biathlon

>The girls must compete wearing tight spandex bodysuits.
>Like Baywatch, the cold allows for erect nipples all of the time.
>At minimum, two of the girls must be open lesbians meaning they kiss and make out on screen.
>Instead of a beach episode, we get a scene where the girls lay around naked in a sauna before running outside and jumping into a lake.

FUND IT!!
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>>48405470
car bean >;3
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Is this all girls frontline or another anime? Is there anything else like upotte?
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>>48406699
gfl had an anime (it was al chibis and the eps were like 3min) but it's getting a new proper adaptation.
idk if there's anything else comparable except azur lane and kancolle
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>>48406384
WTF, i love M4 now
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>>48406765
Thanks
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>>48406634
Damn anon, thanks. I shoulda hopped on the gacha bandwagon earlier. Y'all are nice as shit.
>level up your exploration as soon as you can
I've basically just been picking the exploration team every week based on who is 'advantaged'. Also I have over 1000 floppies rn I've been using them here and there but I guess I should use more? I;ve been stingy with resources since I wasn't sure how best to use them lol
>Exp sims also are good for leveling
noted!
>Get ready for core hell either way.
Thankfully I've been pretty lucky with dupes and pulling 3stars. but I haven't retired any for cores yet. I've used barely any so far but have my main 2 echelons dummied up
Should I set my strongest echelon as my support echelon for friends to use?
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>>48405823
Personally I'd actually prefer it to be over the top and ridiculous. You're never going to get something that's 100% accurate and that would probably be kinda boring anyway. I wanna see insane stages that would be totally impractical in real life, ridiculous custom race guns and shooting techniques with silly engrish names.
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>>48406384
Isn't this basically just 9a-91's personality lol?
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>>48406347
Zed is the gayest shit. Unless referencing the Rush song
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>>48405648
I love me some Vroomposting
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>>48406913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBJO3Zj-Sv0
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>>48406859
Here's my UID, 21841
Your also at the point in the game Ware equipment starts to mater, you should be crafting it at least four times a day. Also don't bother upgrading anything except five stars (equipment, three and even two star girls are still relevant at chapter five), anything else is a waste of resources.
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MI GENERAL AUGUSTO PINOCHET!
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>>48405648
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Brown frog best frog.
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>>48407193
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Fluff posting :)
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>>48407218
the only solution to the f*uff menace.
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>>48407227
Not the only one
:DDD
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Anyone else hoping the P50 gets into GFL for shits and giggles? I'm already hyped for AR57's appearance
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>>48407227
>>48407270
monsters
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>>48407270
I've not actually read that doujin, but I know the meme.

Also not sure why I am in this thread. I just wanted to post that manga kek (it has like four pages of yuri sex and the rest is death).
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>>48407277
I'll protecc you anon

Sometimes reasonable floofposters have to do unreasonable things
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>>48407173
Leave guppies alone.
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>>48407275
The star fags seething over better star when she was announced was priceless
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>>48406034
>You did marry her and start a family, right anon?
We've exchanged vows already and we're expecting children soon
I guess I'm doing it subconsciously in preparation for our future family life with the kids
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>>48407342
Damn, I wish I was there to see it lol
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>>48406699
If you don't mind reading, there used to be a whole thread dedicated to writing upotte inspired fiction. I'll post a link to the archive later tonight, I've got to dig up my old computer.
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>>48407346
I want to turn Auntie BAR into Mommy BAR
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>>48407353
We will have our revenge one day

Mark my words
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>>48407342
Any noteworthy screen caps? Don't post on the degenerate boards.
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>>48407302
Nice, oc?
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>>48407399
If you're willing to believe me with no proof, yeah. Otherwise, gimme a day and I'll find that sketchbook again
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>>48407275
>AR57's appearance
Oh god I hope not only because I'll have to look my current raifu in the eyes and make a very hard decision
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>>48407101
>anything else is a waste of resources.
Ah shit. I've been dumping resources into my raifu and ignoring the rare ones unless I like them.
I've been crafting equipment mainly as required.
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>>48407205
>that filename
>those hand gestures
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>>48407493
Here, let me help you
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>>48407554
anon please delete this im sweating
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>>48407636
We really oughta deport niggers like you
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>>48407530
Sorry I confused you, English is not my first language. I was talking about equipment, not dolls. Rarity does not equal quality for dolls, there are two star girls who blow there five star counterparts out of the water.
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>>48407389
nah, i don't screencap /gfg/'s brainlets nearly enough. The amount of incest that goes on in that general is incredible.
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>>48407725
S'all good. I appreciate the advice anon
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>>48407302
Did you make this anon? If so, please finish it out: Killdozer Yukari is something we all need to see.
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>>48407173
Kuromorimine appears to be in rather dire straits.
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>>48407275
What the unholy fuck is that abomination? It looks like the bastard lovechild of a P-90 and a Calico.
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>>48406347
Same, I remember that my bunk mate got royally chewed out during one of the summer training camps because he couldn't stop saying lootenant instead of leftenant
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>>48407346
You sure did, sweetheart.
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>>48407350
Gah, why is she so perfect bros?
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>>48407802
A fluff to drive out TK fags.
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>>48407389
>Don't post on the degenerate boards
You know you are on the deer rape board right?
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>>48407705
>when she sees you in the cafeteria with the autistic plane girl
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>>48405688
I would; I actually enjoyed Rifle is Beautiful, despite it being about Japan's lolnogun laser rifle competitions, and would love to see it applied to IPSC
you could do so much with it, by putting different girls in different divisions, with different levels of experience, different funds available, and different backgrounds etc.
From the poor girl with a surp CZ in baseline production minor to the girl with the really fancy racegun in open, you could really do a whole lot with it.
It's too bad that Japan will never be able to into IPSC; I don't even think that they run IPSC-like airgun competitions there
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>>48407795
No problem, I'm a day one veteran and always willing to help out a nub, especially one with a fine taste in rifus. Here's another тиcc, treasure her she'll carry you pretty far.
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>>48407346
Did your best? Past tense? That's cute, but let me show you how it's done.
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>>48407860
The only board that rivals/vg/ is /aco/. Deer fucking doesn't hold a candle do anything on those boards.
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>>48407924
you saw the screen cap i had right? I have a LOT more of those.
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>>48407890
I noticed the low UID and wondered if you were a veteran
I 100% intend to carry her all the way to the end. I love this soft spoken lass
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>>48407963
Theres a /k/ one of these
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>>48407795
Add me too if ya want, UID:501708 . Also good taste, Tiss is a super cute secret weapon.
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>>48407852
You have my completely misunderstood anon. I only believr in wholesome fluffposting. (I would still like to see Yukari driving the Killdozer though).
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>>48407831
that's basically what it is
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>>48407999
She's absolutely beautiful, her, FNC, sten and tetejac made up first leveled team. Would mod three them in all in a heart beat given the opportunity. Right now there running logistics together, don't have the heart to tear the team apar.
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mutsu is a cutre boat
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>>48408034
She's such a cutie and >>48407999 trips confirm it
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>>48408116
She's still in my 1st echelon with MP40 and Stg44. Sten got moved to another echelon but she's still around. I have the bright idea to do an echelon of ww2 german girls but I'm still too nu to be making meme echelons lol
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>>48408121
That Valentines ad about her kept fucking with me because her hair at a glance looks like my waifus
Did we ever find out who made it?
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>>48408121
which boats aren't cute?
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>>48408104
I know :)
Killdozer yukari will bring back wholesome posting.
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New releases soon
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>>48408115
The knowledge that something like this exists makes me feel unsafe.
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>>48407866
Yeah I feel like there's a ton of potential. My initial thought was to set it up as an international tournament kind of thing. Because plot, Japan changes the laws to allow a small number of people to own competition guns in order to send a Nip team to the big international tournament. Because no gun culture, the only people they can find who have any sort of relevant experience are (of course) highschool airsofters. In order to get them up to scratch in time they hire a former US champion to be the team's coach, a sort of Jerry Miculek/Hickock45 jovial gun grandpa type who is incredibly skilled but too old to compete himself anymore. The main rivals would be the American team, who according to anime tradition are typical arrogant gaijin that have dominated the sport for years. Their coach would be a former protegé of the protagonists' coach who is determined to prove that he's better than his master, so there's a personal angle there too. It would start with a training arch, then they'd go up against various teams composed of national stereotypes (Czech team shooting riced CZs and Vz58s, Swiss team with SIGs, etc.) and probably lose to the Americans the first time before clawing their way back up to face them again in the final match and of course winning because it turns out the real IPSC was the friends we made along the way.
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>>48408223
good point, case in point Takao Takao Takao 3x the cute
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>>48408389
fuck it, i'd buy it.
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Mark my words I WILL get married to a gun
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>>48408444
Check'd, based gunfucker
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>>48408444
CHECKED
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>>48405889
>"It's okay commander, you can call me mommy all you want"
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>>48408229
Well until then...
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>>48407831
>It looks like the bastard lovechild of a P-90 and a Calico.

I think this is what happens when the engineers at Kel-Tec nose dive a wheelbarrow full of coke, get an adrenaline shot to restart their hearts and then go back for seconds.
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>>48408389
I'd watch it.
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>>48408342
Yeah, the amount of blood my erection is consuming is somewhat alarming.
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>>48405569
lieutenant
carbine
garand
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>>48408444
>Mark my words I WILL get married to a gun

"Halp /k/!!"

"What did you do?"

"I married my raifu."

"Yeah, so?"

"So, on our wedding night, when I tried to consummate the union, the bolt release let go and now I'm stuck."

"Timestamp. Pics or it didn't happen."

*OP posts pic of bleeding penis stuck in rifle action*

*le epic luls are had for the next 250 posts*
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>>48408523
i have the benis in rifle thread if anyone wants it
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>>48408546
Haven't seen that one in a while, would you mind posting.
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>>48408468
i always like that pic, its really cute
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>>48408546
do you have the rifle on rifle screencap, you know with the one post bragging about how /k/ has better and more fucked up fetishes than /b/?
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>>48408585
Benis
:DDD
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>>48408640
Dont think ive seen it, sorry anon
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>>48408646
Cпacибo мoй дpyг
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>>48408444
Checked.
May your trips give you your raifu.
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>>48408486
Of fucking course it's Kel-Tec. Is there any other current manufacturer who's as dedicated to making meme guns?
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>>48407541
Anal
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I want to snuggle up with a cute gun girl while watching unquestionably the comfiest movie ever made, A Boy And His Dog
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>>48408640
Is it this one?
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>>48408724
They're doing gods work. I don't care if they're good I'm just glad to see someone doing something different.
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>>48408730
>frog wants anal
Way to play into the stereotype.
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>>48408659
I'm a moron, turns out i already have it in my /k/ folder

>>48408751
yeah
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>>48408751
>that ending
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Another criminally underrated raifu coming through
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Nyan spasu~
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>>48405902
For me, it's Legio.
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>>48408444
>>48408798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHsFCgcnDlA
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This is a good /ak/ thread
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>>48405889
>boning springfield after you've oathed her
>getting close
>no longer totally thinking things through you let slip a grunted "o-onee sama"
>cum
>she doesn't even mention it, just lets you rest on top of her and strokes your hair
>but afterward she becomes somewhat insistent you call her that
>even if you aren't banging
>she just really likes it when you call her that
You've awoken a fetish in your raifu, anon. Brace yourself.
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>>48408881
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>>48408784
Glasses and a short haircute are truly god-tier
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>>48407980
>Aunt Lee greentexts
So, uh, anybody save any of those?
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>>48408933
I'm not even a megane guy she's just that good. Dork with slightly fluffy hair, great design, a reliable doll, and her voice is pure velvet. If her base affection wasn't so damn low my one true raifu might have had some stiff competition
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We've got anime and manga of cute girls shooting guns, cute girls as guns, cute girls as ships, cute girls as the crews of ships and tanks. When do we get cute girls as/using artillery pieces
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>>48408881
>ywn get to be the soppo-tier lunatic they let in because WWIII ain't going so great and they need bodies
>ywn become genuinely attached to your raifu
>ywn suffer a mild psychotic break and imagine her cute girl version accompanying you everywhere you go
>ywn creep your squadmates out, sitting a little ways away from everyone and quietly muttering to your raifu as to tend to her like she's made of porcelain
>ywn earn their grudging respect for your combat abilities
>ywn know it's all because you have an extra set of eyes picking out targets for you
>ywn be obsessed with using your raifu and only your raifu
>ywn fight like hell, because being overrun means losing your raifu to the enemy, and you sure as hell ain't about to get cucked
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Here's some shit I pulled from the archive of /wfg/.
>Not my story

in this modern world, the ability to accessorize your firearm is vital to mission success. However, many handguard mounted accessories come with an... extra feature that only makes itself known when a waffegeist is in its human form.

>I had just finished installing a flashlight on my AR15, and after a few minutes of waving the rifle around in the dark, I set the rifle down and flipped on the light. "Alright, what do you think of it?"
>I turned around to find Annie blushing like mad, with the front of her Magpul branded pants open as she examined herself. "W-what in the... fuck? That shit gave me a dick!"
>Aside from her profanity and blantantness about the issue, this was sort of expected. Grenade Launchers did this, as did a lot of forward grips and bayonets. Hell, the RPKs only had thicker AK handguards and plenty of them were... similarly equipped to Annie.
>"Listen, this is... mostly normal-"
>"Anon, I have a dick." The Geist inturupted.
>"... a lot of things translate into male gen-"
>"A dick!" She repeated.
>"..."
>"A. Fucking. Penis. And balls. It's a flashlight in a mount, shouldn't it be a strap on anyway?"
>I sighed, rubbing my face. "Just take it as an opportunity to try something new." I replied, before quickly realizing where this would go. "N-no homo, just something extra!"
>"... how would it be not gay?" She asked, clearly displeased. However, I was prepared for this eventuality.
>"You wanna find out?" I asked with a grin. This seemed to add to her displeasure, but the seed of curiousity had been planted. "... fine, but then you're taking that dumb light off, alright?"
>"Uh huh." I nodded, the rifle pushing her pants to the floor with little grace. These modern rifles were much less... refined than the old Mausers or
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>>48409014
She sat back on the counter, spreading her legs out. She... had a dick, alright, and the accompanying set of balls to go with it. "Not very big, huh?" I smirked, undoing my pants.
>"That's not a contest you want to start, guy." She frowned, leaning back on her hands expectantly as I stood in front of her. I rolled my eyes, my hands going to her waist as I pressed my tip to her female sex, which was still plenty accessable, even with the extra bits.
>I pushed into her, her familiar form tightening around me, but that wasn't the fun of this particular romp. Her new shaft throbbed softly as pleasure washed through her, a bead of pre forming on her tip.
>It was game on from there. I held her his steady as I thrust in and out of her feminine nethers, as her stiff male sex throbbed and drooled pre. She laid herself back, arching her back and moaning out from the new pleasure her body was experiencing. I was moving quickly back and forth. This wasn't the peak of some fancy evening with a old fashioned, high class date, this was a quick kitchen counter fuck with Geist as perverted as myself.
>Slow paces and taking time for sweet nothings have their advantage, though. Annie gripped the other side of the counter from where the action was happening, and let out a squeaky moan, her walls convulsing around my shaft.
>More importantly, her new, male sex gave a few, hard throbs, before tossing out a long rope of cum that splattered across her jacket front. More cum flew free of her member, landing across her stomach and the counter top. I too had reached my end, groaning under my breath as I started to climax inside her, slowly rolling my hips as I milked us both. (2/3)
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>>48409011
>he didn't cuddle her afterwards
>just put her back in the cabinet
You would never treat your raifu like this right anons?
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>>48409029
>I slid out of her, falling into one of the stools kept around the counter as we both soaked in warmth out our deed, not to mention Annie's stomach being coated in ropes of her own cum. There was a long silence that hung between us, before I finally spoke.
>"See... totally straight... Wanna keep the light on for a while?"
>She groaned softly, sitting up. "Fuckin'... fine. For a little while, now go get us a towel." (3/3)
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>/k/- weapons and sexual encounters
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>>48402221
You cant handle my load
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>>48407205
I really like the contrast between her and oshida, it just makes the rivalry better.
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>>48409034
Of course not, the first thing I wanna see when I wake up is her face
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>>48409034
Of course not. I'll treat them as nicely as I can, in hopes that one day the Geistening will happen and I have any of Geists in my possession. Don't wanna start off on the wrong foot.
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>>48409034
if i had a rifle id love her more than anything
Fuck bongistan
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>>48409034
God no I would never.
I'd cuddle and give her gentle affection every waking minute
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>>48409003
You never know, might happen yet
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>>48407193
>>48407205
>>48409093
Why is Rena so tan? is she a tan med or an algerian?
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>>48409003
I actually have the same exact thoughts and dreams wtf anon
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>>48405470
lu-ten-ent
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>>48409229
I assume she's just tan, but I don't think this was focused on in any detail.
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>>48409262
Just wondering honestly, btw I'm not one of those idiots who thinks that southern euros aren't white
because then that would make me bi-racial, lol
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>>48408467
God I wish I could wake up to this shit
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>>48409034
I cuddle with my raifu very often
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>>48409262
>>48409229
she could be of mix french/algerian orgin. I forget the name but their symbol is a footprint :/
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>>48409415
She could be a pied-noir, but that also refers to french and other europeans that lived in colonial algeria
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>>48409253
It's nice to know I'm not alone.
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>>48409359
>YWNBH
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>>48409521
I wonder what the llama's laugh sounds like?
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>>48409562
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/t9eybY9qFfY?start=235" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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Art of Kar98 in mlp cosplay when?
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>>48406516
are there really no language nerds on /k/ other than me
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>>48409609
language nerds are the worst
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>>48409562
>>48409585
Shit, messed up the link
https://www.youtube.com/embed/t9eybY9qFfY?start=235
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>>48409609
Me but I was always shit with reading IPA
>>48409619
:(
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>>48409619
As a professional linguist, can confirm
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>>48409630
Cute.
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>>48409609
It just isn't my thing even if it does pique my interest at times
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>>48409609
Never learned to read the symbols, to lazy to learn now. I like anime and manga, but not enough to make it worthwhile to learn their moonrunes. Same goes for slavshit. This is a similar sort of deal.
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>>48410032
Yeah, learning a language that has like 2500 symbols and pretty much no one outside of some small island nation you'll never be to just to watch some cartoons is pretty retarded
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>>48409521
RPK-16 is a fucking cute
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>>48410057
>not spending more time watching japanese cartoons than talking to real people
hah, loser
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>>48410132
Whenever I see this pic, I hear the sound effect for eating bread in Call of Chernobyl.
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All your guns are now cute girls, would you let them all sleep in your bed?
Also, how much bigger is your bed gonna have to be?
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>>48410246
It would have to be doubled in size
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>>48406665
>tight spandex bodysuits.
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>>48410246
>Would you let them sleep in your bed?
Yes.
>How much bigger is your bed gonna have to be
I don't think there's a bed big enough. I can sleep on the floor I guess, but there still won't be enough room for all of them.
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>>48407353
>>48407227
>>48407173
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>>48410246
>would you let them all sleep in your bed?
Can't make guests sleep on the floor. I'd probably try to take the gentleman's route and sleep elsewhere, but there's a decent chance I'd be forced to join them or end up with a SOP on my chest by the end of the night anyway. I'd probably need to basically add another room, though.
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>>48410246
S-sure, I'd let my raifus sleep with me. It's not like I'm noguns. Haha, that'd be so lame.
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>>48410246
I could barely fit my girlfriend and i on it with one of us up against the wall. I don't think fitting four people any time soon
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>>48410246
>would you let them all sleep in your bed?
All but one of them. That bitch sleeps on the couch and should count herself lucky that I don't put her in a fucking dog crate at night.
>Also, how much bigger is your bed gonna have to be?
Given that I sleep in a single bed, considerably bigger.
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>>48405902
for me, it's Praetorian
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>>48410246
They can, but I have 3 rifles, a shotgun and 2 handguns with only a full size bed. Gonna need to get a much bigger bed
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>>48410389
Which 2hu is most likely to be an operator?
Setting aside the fact that all of their spell cards shoot bullets.
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>>48410246
only have two, so I'd be fine with my queen sized bed
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>>48410451
Hecatia
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>>48410451
Sakuya and Reisen are definitely top candidates
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>>48410246
as a newgunsfag I get screwed over. Mossburg patriot in 6.5cm and a ruger wrangler are all I got and they're both cheap firearms.
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>>48411061
Would you rather have your bed empty with nothing to cuddle?
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>>48411078
But what would he get to cuddle? I've got a few guns that aren't in the game too, hope they don't turn into something shit.
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>>48410246
>All your guns are now cute girls, would you let them all sleep in your bed?
tempting, will have to see how soppo feels about this because I want to keep my limbs attached, and I'm definitely marrying her
>Also, how much bigger is your bed gonna have to be?
it's not big enough for all my guns now, and they aren't even cute girls yet. Would need to pull everything out of my bedroom and turn the entire thing into just beds pushed together. Maybe a bunch of futons in the living room would be more practical.
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>>48405597
hon-hon
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>>48411124
Why won't she come home...
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>>48410246
>Savage 64f and Mossberg Security
Shortstack and a toned down version of M590 from GFL
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>>48405470
he is the tenant in lieu of a captain.
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>>48405470
Loo-ten-ant
Car-bean
Guh-rand
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>>48410246
Yes
I would need a bigger bedroom
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Does "Darjeeling First Flush" has been scanslated or not?
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I found this clip on youtube and I was genuinely impressed, I might pirate this soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZYzt1gP9EQ&lc=Ugy5nRNfwD2sMFTpgLJ4AaABAg.9K0kMDhBkgO9K31lXk9BY-
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>>48407862
> harem anime but it's one generic anime protagonist being fought over by a group of autistic girls, each one obsessed with either tanks, planes, ships, firearms, etc.

Come on Japan
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>>48409521
God I wish I could be RPK-16
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>>48411914
>Darjeeling First Flush

Is that a scat doujin?
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Hopefully the next thread will be just as comfy as this one is
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>>48410246
I would not have enough room, I'd need at least 5 new beds.
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>>48410246
>10 guns
I would need an entire house
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>>48408444
Those digits don't lie.
It's 100% fated to be now, may you two be happy in the many years to come and till death do you part.
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>>48408467
this is it, this is all I want
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>>48412143
>till death do you part
Actually nevermind scratch that. I hope you two achieve an everlasting bond even in the life after death, both you and her deserve eternal peace in the heavens above
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>>48405889
I don't care as long as it's affectionate. I miss affection.
>Wish I could find a higher res version of this pic.
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>>48408444
Checked kek'd, someone screen cap.
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>>48410246
I can barely fit two people on my bed as is so I'd probably have to convert every inch of my floor in my room to a bed I guess. It would be comfy though between my AR15, M44 Mosin, and K98 fighting over who gets to be crammed in on the bed with me. I like GFL's K98 design and always figured if my K98 was a woman she'd look like that, just not like 3 feet tall but normal sized so I'd probably be with her mostly
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>>48409014
Kek I remember that thread anon! I wrote one about a guy(and an alternate version with a girl mc) getting an RPK with said feature. "Playing with my bipod" - AES-10Benis. Man I miss /wfg/...
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>>48408444
Checked
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>>48412302
I would have significant thermal problems with a bunch of people in bed with me. I can manage one, but being stuck under a comforter with 3 other people trying to pile on me would be suffocating. I'd need some sort of liquid cooled bed or extremely powerful air conditioning.
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>>48410246
>Two polish kit build AKMs
>Romy east
>Disembodied AMD parts kit waffegeist
>Chinese SKS rescue gun with absolutely no matching serialized parts
>Mommy Mosin
>Mossberg 500A
>Ruger 10/22
>15" AR-15
>10.5" AR pistol
>Glock 17
>Cz-75 SP-01 tactical
>Two S&W .38spcl snub noses that belonged to my grandfather, one blued, one stainless with engraving work
>One Heritage .22lr revolver
>One tiny five shot .22lr deringer
Yes, I'm going to need a huge bed. Like the whole floor a bed, but I'm ok with this.
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>>48411933
Gangster, it's a good read from what little I've seen, haven't watched the anime yet.
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>>48412422
That one clipped has gotten me interested for sure, I'm always down for anime like that
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>>48412410
Romy wasr*
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>>48405569
care-ah-bine
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>>48405902
Equites ftw
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>>48410308
lets see all 1 gun you have
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>>48405470
I want to fuck them both pregnant. Especially the one on the right.
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>>48413201
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>>48412380
Who need bed sheets when a girl is the bed sheet?
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>>48412346
I remember yours to, got a couple of good faps from it to. I've been writing a bit in my free time and hopefully I'll have something worth posting next month.
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What happened to /wfg/ anyways? Can it be revived or will there ever be a replacement?
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>>48412380
Turn air conditioning to 69 or lower and eliminate the blankets in lieu of sheets or nothing at all. Thats what I do with my dakis
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>>48413249
Not her. I meant the blond.
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>>48405902
LARP as Attila and fuck them all, starting at the top of their command structure down.

That's the only correct answer.
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Just picked up 1040 rounds of Monarch 7.62x39mm at 38cpr... How fucked am I?
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>>48413253
Again, this is a thermal control issue, not a
>Do I want to sleep in a pile of cute girls
Problem.
>>48413473
I already sleep at 69 half out from under my comforter.
It's a problem I'd be willing to fix, but it wouldn't be trivial.
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>>48413359
Discord and the fantasy threads killed it. As for it coming back, that one is up to you, if you write a story, post it. You might just be the inspiration for others to follow.
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>>48413531
Where?
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>>48413531
It’s fine ammo. I get about a 3” group at 100 yards out of my SKS
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>>48413753
How'd I do on price in today's climate? I can't find x39 anywhere else, let alone cheaper. I haven't even tried for my 5.45 AK.

>>48413739
Academy, getting on line with boomers at 8am
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>>48413624
>if you write a story, post it. You might just be the inspiration for others to follow.
I would only make comfy marriage/married life stories, and I'm not sure if that's interesting enough
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>>48413800
>I would only make comfy marriage/married life stories

Honestly better than the bullshit that usually gets posted here. Sounds much less fictional that Elie wiesel bullshit
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Should I change out my Tapco G2 for a different trigger? Rifles in question are Saiga IZ132 and IZ240.
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>>48411298
Chuckled.
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>>48414110
Sneedled
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>>48414081
You might wanna check with friends over at /akg/
They'll probably have the information and answers you need
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>>48413800
That's pretty much what got the OG /wfg/ started out. If you write it, they will read.
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>>48414423
Oof I thought I was there, that's what I deserve for posting tired
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>>48415076
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>>48415076
>Only cute tank girls get in this box
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>>48415148
Overhwhelmingly cute.
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>>48415148
>Sop is eating the box
Lol
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>>48415614
Wherever she goes, she must RIP AND TEAR. In the case that no Sangvis fuckers are around, paper products will do.
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>>48405597
Loit nant
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>>48405902
>tfw no veles gf
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>>48413265
Looking forward to it, you going to post it here?

>>48413359
>>48413624
>>48413800
This, it slowly died. And yes, like half the stories from /wfg/ were 'anon gets a waffegeist and lives a happy and comfy life's type. I'd love to read it.
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>>48408899
I love Springfield Onee-sama
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>>48412225
Got a daki on my bed
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I don't have the time or energy to grind GFL. Is there an anime or something I can watch to learn what these characters' story is
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>>48417387
Read the manga
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>>48417387
https://mangadex.org/chapter/492151/1
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Sad fact that there's some people are still foolishly believing that Sakura Empire faction isn't the BEST factions in whole game. Fools still thinking that useless NEET Long Island is the most reliable, effective or elegant which in reality, she's NOT. FAKE NEWS. SAD.
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>>48417438
>>48417440
Manga is shit. SKK is a manly man god damnit and would never refuse the offer of a sidearm from his boss. Admittedly its kinda the best way to get the main bits of the story as otherwise you are looking through the brainlet theater here
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/14bAuWaGbagJwucmlit3EkXFqMRV9NHZO
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>>48416181
I'll be posting here. it's been a slow process, my computer died so I've been using my phone. I've got a new computer coming in a few days and a new job with more free time than my last one.
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>>48417489
Oh you best not be insulting the mother of my child you fox sluts.
>>48417578
At least the translator is based and slips "howdy niggers" into every chapter.
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>>48407802
>>48408104
Had to compress the png...
Alright, sorry for the wait. what do you mean by finishing it? Adding color? I could try, but that's not my strong suit...

>>48407852
>>48408229
I guess I'll have to postpone lurking in /brg/ and become a full-time draw[fren]
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>>48417770
cute
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>>48417601
Not that anon, but either I need new glasses, or I've been lied to...
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>>48417489
my waifu could beat the enitre Sakura Empire
>Pic reated
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>>48417802
there is also this
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>>48417770
I believe in you anon. Believe in the me that believes in you. As for what color, Yukari is a traditionalist. Remember when she got upset when everybody but anglerfish team painted their tanks? Regardless, do what you like and we'll enjoy it all the same.
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>>48418133
Oh ok, I guess I do have to color it. Thank you for your input fren!

>>48417941
Lol nice, have an attempt at drawing Thunder I found in my sketchbook
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>>48417438
>>48417440
>>48417578
danke
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>>48418349
cute
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>>48417489

EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. THREAD. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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>>48417489
I'm probably gonna catch flak for this, but I love Amagi and I wish she never gets well.
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>>48417806
Get that bargain bin Kongou out of here. This is the one true Kongou.
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>>48418629
The answer is clearly autism. This is the autism thread on this autistic websites designated autistic board. Not sure why you expected to not see autism here.
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>>48411078
I have a wife
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>>48418687
gay
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>>48418687
For now
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>>48418687
lmao cuck
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New
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>>48419200
>>48419200
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>>48405470

NEW THREAD >>48419200
NEW THREAD >>48419200
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>>48406516
What the fuck are those things in the slash marks, I'm from alabama and we don't type like that
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>>48419893
But you speak like it
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>loader got out before anyone else with one arm missing
how



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