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>>46029467
They happen a few times

>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground

Fith time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
> pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall
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>>46029467
Does the Glock fire with the slide out of battery?
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>>46029809
No he releases it after he pulls the lever down.
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>>46029803
Ninth time
>bought a colt single action army clone at a gunshow
>I wasn't sure if it was one of the ones with the transfer bar safety that you could carry hammer down on a loaded chamber
>hold it by the grip and slam it hammer down onto the table
>turns out it was the original style because it shot my ceiling.

Tenth time
>Sighting in a scope on a friends muzzleloader
>My friend just got done cleaning it and loaded it in his car
>he never told me that he put a primer in it, I thought he just put the powder and bullet in it
>I try out the trigger again because I forgot how it felt
>Put a .50 cal hole through his passenger door

Eleventh time
>just bought a new RIA 1911
>try to dry fire it
>For some reason the slide wouldn't close on an empty magazine
>put loaded magazine into it and close the slide
>I accidentally had my finger on the trigger when I closed the slide and I shot a hole in my computer

Twelvth time
>sleeping
>hipoint c9 under my pillow as always
>round chambered, manual safety off
>start having a bad dream
>it's about john cena
>he body slams me to the ground
>hear a loud bang
>realize i must have grabbed the hipoint while i was sleep fighting john cena
>put a .40 FMJ in my bedframe

Thirteent time
>see new shotgun laying on brother’s bed
>rack it
>oh that’s pretty smooth
>think it’s unloaded because no matter how many times I rack it, nothing ejects
>aim at window
>pull trigger
>12 gauge boom

Fourtennth time
> 1:30am
>spent the Friday drinking with my good friend
>he's got his p226 and p365 XL sitting out
>he goes to get more beers from the fridge
>I've literally fingered the magwell of the p226 and racked it like a mother fucker, it's unloaded
>grab the 365
>rack the slide, align the sights
>BOOM
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>glass table disintegrate
>guns, glass, beer, cards fall all around me
>"DID YOU JUST SHOOT MY GUN"

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them
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>>46029803
always makes me lol
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>>46029803
>>46029830
I think you’re haunted by a gun ghost anon
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>>46029803
don't feel bad my friend, NDs are just a part of owning guns. Only people here who never had them are noshoots.
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>>46029830
>Not adding this retard
Ngmi
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>>46029467
>No Dick thread
no audio on webms here, why bother
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>>46029903
compliance kills anon
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>>46029467
guys if you get drunk and clean your gun follow the instructions and unload all boolit from magazine. trust me this you will start to zone out
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>>46029931
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>>46029903
This. If you dont ND regularly you arent shooting enough. And chicks dig scars.
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>>46030007
>crocs
100 percent deserved
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>>46030007
Did he dead?
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>>46029929
bruh
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>>46030059
They grew back
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>>46030023
If you dont have holes in both legs and a missing finger or two, you arent a real gun haver.
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>>46029803
The sixth one always makes me giggle
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>>46030081
I remember this chad
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>>46029803
I actually discharged my P226 in my house a few days after reading this. I think I've might been spending far too much time here.
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>be me
>chillin' on the couch one cool lockdown afternoon
>hear BLAT come from my brother's room
>"oh shit on fuck did he just kill himself or something"
>he comes walking out "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"
>was fucking around with his G34 and G17 feeling the triggers, forgot to empty his G34 and put an HST through the ceiling
>bullet went through the ceiling at an angle and stopped in a beam

>be me
>be somewhere else
>brother is home with his stoner GF
>has CZ 75 sitting on the dresser loaded
>stoner GF walks up to dresser
>"coool a gun"
>starts fucking with it
>brother either doesn't care or doesn't notice
>BLAT
>she puts an HST into his gun cabinet, it ricochets and gets stuck in the wall
>he puts posters over the two holes and forgets about them

Pretty sure that second story is BS and he accidentally the CZ himself, but we'll never know
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>>46030111
How'd that happen?
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>>46029929
>not the full version
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>>46030117
Ok. Story time. I have an ex-girlfriend that has schizophrenia, although at the time that was undiagnosed. Any way.
>around 01 AM
>GF takes her sleep pills, and a few minutes after goes to take a glass of water
>looks at bedroom window and starts screaming
>i wake up
>ask her what's going on
>she said she saw someone climbing up our window
>i promptly grab my PT99 that's under my pillow
>go to window, nothing
>odd.
>fast forward a few weeks, same thing
>i wake up with her screaming, grab my pistol (at the time my P226)
>start thinking about that copypasta
>figured it was either a stalker or some supernatural baddie
>either way, I just grabbed my P226 and thought I had seen a shadow
>BOOOOM
>EEEEEEEEEEEEE
>girlfriend with her mouth wide open, screaming
>can't hear jack shit for the rest of the day

Turns out she had undiagnosed schizophrenia. Spent most of the night cleaning glass debris. I bought a new window after it. We broke up shortly after. My hearing is still partially fucked up.
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>>46029803
Never gets old
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>>46030203
Damn, never put your dick in crazy. Sounds like she was even driving you crazy towards the end. Do your ears still ring?
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>>46030300
I have tinnitus and a mortgage now. Don't do it.
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>year ago
>waiting for test results from biopsy, very stressed
>talking to wife while fiddling with Beretta jetfire
>cocking hammer, letting it down
>dont realize theres a round in the chamber
>shoot my fucking bed
To this day theres a .25 ACP bullet in the bed somewhere. It was a dumb move
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>>46030007
Hahaha. These dumbasses deserve every bit of it.
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No, NDs are just a part of gun ownership. That said, negligent discharges are virgin compared to chad reckless discharges. Just randomly and recklessly shoot your gun to even things out.
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>>46030007
Is there a news story associated with this?
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>>46030225
manlets, when will they learn?
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Remind me why we don't have sound webms enabled?
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>>46030522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mobvZC34XU
this gun safety is for virgins lol.
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>>46031194
Because that's how moot wanted it.
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>>46030081
>All the noguns who thought this was a gold 1911
Gotta love the Faceberg crowd.
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>>46031651
I wonder why he did it.
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>>46031651
wtf happend? gun didnt go off so he thought i was a good idea to look down the barrel and pull the trigger?
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>>46031651
This wasn't negligent he wanted his brains to exit the back of his head.
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>>46031734
He probably didnt have a gun and just shot it a few times because he was a low self esteem sissy whos never even shot one.
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>>46031755
He committed suicide bro.
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>>46031755
Don't read too much into it. Just a run of the mill suicide.
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>>46030081
I would do this for (You)s but only after removing the primer and firing pin
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>>46031755
He obviously put it in his mouth to blow his brains out. He killed himself in a fucking range and ruined everyones day and waated everyones time.
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>>46031796
Just dont pull the trigger. Its not that hard to just not put a lot of pressure on the trigger. Your competence is the only safety you need.
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>>46030225
He's prob dead
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>>46031651
rip man
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>>46031356
This one always makes me cringe so hard like really you can't check to see if the fucking laser sight shows on anything else?
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>>46031651
In that case
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>>46031651
Shit i thought the girl in the middle lane was going to turn and dome the guy on the right
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>>46031356
Impressively retarded
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>>46031869
Thats what i thought the first time i saw it too
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>>46031651
what a faggot
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>>46031356
I can't. I fucking can't. Who in their right mind would put their hand in front of a loaded handgun, what was he even trying to achieve.
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>>46031651
Shit fucking sucks.
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>>46030111
Seriously, how, how do you negligent discharge?
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>>46031928
But the laser pointer sight wasn't working anon.
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>>46029803
>>46029830
maybe you should leave guns alone?
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>>46031928
I always love the way the cameraman goes in close for the payoff on that
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>>46029789
>Bump
If you bump it then it will ND.
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>>46031964
That's not an ND though. That's pretty based.
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>>46031861
That double tap, never gets old.
What a badass.
What's the context?
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>>46031963
Hi welcome to /k/
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>>46031965
I dont believe in /x/ tier shit, but that guy is so bad he might just glow
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>>46031983
just because you can, doesnt mean you should.
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>>46031981
I was told its an attemped van hijacking in turkey, but not sure tbqh
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>>46031981
>What's the context?
Fuck around and find out.
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>>46031981
those weren't double taps moron, that's called execution or FINISH HIM
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>>46031994
post? correct
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>>46031796
i have some decorative cartridges i made on the reloading press, left old used primer, filled sand instead of powder and seated the bullet.
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>>46031651
This is why I will never work at a range
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>>46032077
stop being a pussy
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>>46032077
Could be worse, like that 9 yr old girl who domed the range instructor with a full auto uzi
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>>46029467
>This is some real gun shit right here, namsayin? like Australian nazi type shit, you know? It got this top rack piece for rackin and this other piece that's like on staple guns and den dat piece has a smaller pee-OH LAWDY!
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>>46030225
That was so incredibly dumb. WTF imagine dying like that.
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Kinda but not really my NDs

>Broke right big toe in June
>Get x-rayed but have to wait a week for operation (they had to screw it together)
>Serious pain whenever I touch the toe or stand on it can still stand and walk reasonably well though
>Go shooting sporting clays
>On firing line
>Finger on trigger while mounting gun
>Toe goes ouch while mounting
>Boom

Was pointing down range so it was safe but I still felt like a retard. Also happened again this week after taking off the cast but toe is still sore so I might have to look a bit at my mounting technique.
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>>46030007
The average public IQ jumped 3 points that day and the future looked a little brighter
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>>46031734
A range near me stopped renting out guns to people who didn't show up with one. They'd had like 3 of these in a year, and decided it was just getting to be too much trouble.
If you show up with a gun, then you can rent one because presumably you'd have already shot yourself with that one.
Kind of weird. I've been through pretty much every gun they rent, and I can only assume a couple of them were suicide guns.
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>>46030081
>>46031796
I would do this for (You)s but only after removing my pants and showing my panties
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test
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>>46032488
Trannies get the rope first
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>>46032362
Well it's actually quite a decent and "intelligent" solution for once, instead of a ban or whatever restriction ranges are so fond of. Besides people renting guns are usually the ones making holes were they weren't supposed to. Bonus.
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>>46029467
>ND
Niggligent Discharge?
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>>46030225
It happens every day
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Anyone have that wigger with a lorcin acting hard af right up until he blasts his moms wall?
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>>46032925
Negroid Derangement
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>>46031651
Based.
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>>46031963
maybe you should lurk more?
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>>46031651
Holy shit that guy really did clear the weapon before escorting the people off the range. How many times has he done this exact thing before lmao
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only ND I've ever had was with my dads new AR15
he had just baught it and it had a few serious problems that the retard previous owner had done to it trying to make it giggleswitch with a file and dremel.
>take dads ar
>we go to the backyard
>shoot at some bottles
>after 3 shots it cycles 2 rounds burst
>whatthefucknigga.ogg
>fire another shot and the gun will not fire and the trigger is stuck
>pull the charging handle, round is in chamber and is not fired or jammed in the barrel
>release charging handle it slides back in
>fiddle fuck with it, still wont fire
>turn the safety selector from fire and safety and in that instant it fires a shot down range into the ground
dad took it to a gunsmith and he said that a pin had fallen out of the trigger assembly and gotten wedged in there, it's above me I dont know how it works but the guy who sold it to my dad baught a trigger assembly to put in it being as it was shit.
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>>46033103
to make it clear
it fired from me rotating the safety selector from fire to safe, never touched the trigger, nobody got hurt thankfully.
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I'm trying to find the screencap of the guy here who shot himself in the back with a Chinese tokarov. He said he was drunk and posted pictures of the hole in his back
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>>46031356
honestly if i was at the range and saw someone do this, and I wasnt being flagged, I also wouldnt tell them to stop, just to watch the retardation unfold in disbelief with a huge grin on. And hardon.
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>>46031767
no he was just trying to clear a jam by blowing hard on it down the barrel, its a classic technique
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>>46033103
That sounds like a genuine AD rather than an ND, not your fault. Although you should probs have had bubbas handywork checked by a gunsmith before shooting.
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>>46031964
did he ded?
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>>46033232
Fucking took you long enough
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>>46033089
It happens more than you might think. There's an indoor range near my house that I no longer go to because shit like this keeps happening. Some crazy bitch went with her son and shot him then herself with a rented gun ~5 minutes after I left and that was my last trip there. Some other crazy bitch pulled the same shit, and then twice they rented an automatic uzi to retards resulting in unintentional deaths.
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>>46029803
now does anyone ND. I've had guns for almost 10 years now and never ND once.
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>>46031928
mexicans are so sad, man.
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>>46033221
yes took he took the asphalt temperature challenge.
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>>46029803
Number 6 is my favorite
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>>46032952
Kek
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>>46033901
>asphalt temperature challenge.
Explain plz
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>>46031651
People committing suicide at gun ranges is much more common then people think. No-guns will go to a range and rent a gun, pop off a few rounds to make sure they know how it works and then shoot themselves.

Sad part is it traumatizes everyone that sees it and it lands the range master in a world of shit, even though there is no way he could have prevented it.
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>>46034029
some ranges have no singles rule to stop this
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>>46034069
>tfw no gf
>have to rent the range trap to meet the "no singles" rule
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>>46034115
>renting the range trap
Certainly hope you didn't actually pay for that worn out wizard sleeve of a rectum
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>>46029803
8? That's it?

Amateur.
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>>46033157
I wasnt expecting it to do that but Im glad it happened the way it did
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>>46034069
one i go to requires bringing a friend or your own gun if you want to rent guns.
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>>46034019
go back
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>>46034029
>Sad part is it traumatizes everyone that sees it
weak cucks
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>>46034374
This. Not to sound like an edge lord, but people die all the time. I'd probably just go to a different range after giving a police report
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>>46029830
>Twelfth time.
Kek!
Sorry, that anecdote's just funny.
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bump
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>>46034029
Corpse should be mocked and generally disrespected. Fuck that guy for being so selfish and dying without honor. Dump him in a landfill and tell his parents they were shit and should end themselves too.
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>>46032144
Video?
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>>46036253
It was national news when it happened. you didn't see it?
It should be easy to find with a google search. It was a wildly popular story.
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>>46030225
You've just committed......an incident.
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>>46030225
Fucken saved bro thanks
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>>46031965
MUH XR15 IN A BULL PUP CONFIGURATION
kek
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>>46038058
I'm now convinced we need women in combat units for the amusement alone.
>We purposefully trained them wrong as a joke.
Time to go over the top Bethany (a Des Moines Iowa 5/10)
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>>46030007
This was proven fake already.
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>>46036253
Here, but the fatal shots are missing although you can hear them. Its weird because im sure ive seen the full vid, but it was the family filming and they never released it afaik

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cfMzK7QwfrU
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>>46029830
based and ND pilled
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>>46030225
Not only was the guy filming him, he also gave no words of caution or warning, continued to film after the guy domed himself, then published it online.
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>>46031928
just your average SGT. nothing to see here
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>>46029467
this is a fact

>Everybody gets one ND and after that, well just dont do it again.

Everybody Gets One.
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>>46029467
only happened to me once even though I've been shooting almost 20 years. Was shooting out in the desert with the boys, ran a double tap reload double tap drill, forgot I had loaded 3 in the next mag. Slide locked to the rear because it was a shitty RIA 1911, assumed it was clear, hit the slide release. Thankfully I always made it a point to dry fire downrage, so it was an ND technically but still holding onto the weapon and pointing in a safe direction, but it was a bit of a surprise.
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>>46031651
Man the least you could do is buy a gun so you can take it home or into the fucking woods and do it. But I suppose it's silly to assume a determined suicidal person would care about the mess they leave behind.
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>>46038274
God I remember when this happened and my parents who constantly watch FOX news saw this.
After that they thought that the Uzi was an inherently more dangerous gun than the rest,
so whenever I would go to the range they would tell me to avoid shooting an Uzi cause it
was "extra dangerous". Same shit happened with me buying an AR-15 because it was the
"Columbine gun" my parents aren't even anti gun either but the media is just such brain
dead bullshit.
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>>46038328
Like those cunts who jump in front of a train and give the driver nightmares. Selfish. I wonder if anyone has ever gone to range for the 1st time intending to an hero, started shooting and though "hey this is fun, fuck it, not going to kms now"
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>>46030225
is he ok?
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>>46031820
you think?
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>>46031796
Or you could just get an airsoft gun like in the video
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>>46038445
Idk, pretty sure you can see a case eject
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>>46038396
Hes fine, but his hat didnt make it.

F.
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>>46029803
be careful, mods banned me for posting this pasta on an ND thread.
They said it was spamposting.
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>>46038660
why are mods and jannies such trannies?
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>>46029809
No, but it does fire when trying to strip it while your fingers are contorted to spell "please fuck my ample lips". Like jesus fuck its like he's got that level of brain damage where you can't stop physically moving your hands.
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>>46038328
you think someone who is going to end their lives will be considerate of others? There are a few who might make it easier to clean up or just disappear into the woods or waterbody, but most of these people don't give a shit anymore.
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>>46038697
don't forget, they do it for free
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>>46029830
Just make sure you follow up each one with "You'll never take me alive, you robotic sumbitch!" so your neighbors know not to call the cops for a domesitc.
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>>46031964
The end of that one always gets me a nice half chub.
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>>46038326
did you hit what you were aiming at?
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>>46038058
I have seen people do this at club level USPSA matches. They then get really confused as to why they got all deltas and mikes
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>>46034374
I've seen three people kill themselves, shit gets old but it's still sad
>time one
>be on first drill with national guard unit, staying in barracks outside a range
>sitting on top bunk listening to music at the end of the day, first day jitters going away
>look over at my top bunk neighbor, he's sitting with his back to me and his legs are hanging off the edge of the bed
>shoots himself in the temple with an m9
I felt that weird icy numb feeling in my limbs and chest, like if you've ever ridden a motorcycle or driven a car recklessly and you see a crash coming but narrowly miss it. We all went outside and they had MPs clear our gear from the barracks, I remember losing my shower bag but not caring
>second time, year and a half later
>same unit, m4 qual
>hanging around the water Buffalo/latrine area around 6pm, ranges are emptying and just a few people shooting fanfare/still trying to qual
>fill my Nalgene, take a drink, hear a shot (earpro in but could still tell it was right next to me) and could almost feel a small shock from the latrine closest to the water source
>lock eyes with some range nco, guy looked tense and apprehensive, sends me and two others away
>guy from another unit had taken his m4 and put a round in his mouth
Third time was less dramatic. Gfs friend lost her apartment and bf, came to stay with us for a little bit. She made it about 10 days before taking her Xanax with a bottle of 1800, and just died on the couch. It's hard not to think about that stuff, even though I really didn't know any of them.
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>>46038296
And?
Do you have a point here?
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>>46032144
I remember hearing about that one when I was little.
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>>46039189
Christ. Shit probably sticks with you. Sorry anon.
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>>46038296
you didn't hear it
it's still funny
it shows people how bad NDs can be
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>>46039189
I only thought EMTs witnessed that many suicides. Are you sure you're not Death anon?
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>>46039189
That shit fucking sucks mate. Esp the girl doing it in your house, jesus.
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>>46039189
I thought this was going to be like the nd copypasta and end with "suicide is part of gun ownership." Shit sucks dude.
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>>46033103
Bought you fucking nigger. Bought.
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>>46029803
Fuck you
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>>46039189
do you still have the couch? what does it smell like?
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>>46039189
I never witnessed a suicide in person but one of my friends killed himself in his dad's truck when I was about 12.

>friend takes his dad's truck and disappears with his gf
>about a week later he locks his gf out of the truck and domes himself while she beats on the window to stop him

I don't know too many gritty details. I had a pretty shitty childhood that I've posted about a few times before, so overall that wasn't a very notable event.
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>>46029830
Is it just my shitty memory, or are there more ND´s added to this once in a while?
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>>46039676
I think the 14th is from a thread last month, the rest are relatively old.
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>>46032298
Yeah pain spikes can make you jumpy. You shouldn't have had your finger on the trigger though, but it's good you're alright
Hope everything works out with the toe, I'm going through a shoulder thing so I can sympathize
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>>46039676
We were up 23 at one point.
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>>46039676
Yeah, i think the idea is every poster adds to it.
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>>46029467
Why would you disassemble it with a round in the chamber? Dumbass tyreesius
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>>46039770
How else you going to show off your glock 40 problem solver to the homies?
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>>46031651
What kind of asshole commits suicide right next to a child?
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>>46038381
There's probably been a few
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>>46030225
Was that suicide or was that accidental
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>>46031356
Why didn't the range officer say anything
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>>46040144
Accident. Dude was messing with his ppsh drum and the bolt closed somehow. Maybe something on his shirt pulled the trigger or maybe the shitty soviet sear dropped for no reason. His hand wasn't anywhere near the trigger when it went off
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>>46039189
Did you get the three way before she became an hero? What was there to lose?
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>>46040974
>before
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>>46031981
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>>46030007
nice airshit fag
post the REAL gore
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>>46029830
16 years of shooting firearms
Not a single ND
WHY? Because I treat firearms with respect. Most good carpenters still have all their fingers and hands because the are careful with saws.
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>>46031651
>he put the gun in his mouth, what a shitty.
If you're a no guns just hang yourself at home at least instead of traumatizing everyone else and potentially putting other people in a shitload of trouble
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>>46030203
>trusting women
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>>46038296
>be in afghanistan
>someone dies
so like every other day, this time it was probably more humorous
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>>46039943
the kind of asshole with nothing to lose
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>>46038335
>Ar-15
>Columbine gun
All boomers must die.
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>>46034019
>asphalt temperature challenge
asphalt = the ground cause its made of it
temperature challenge = dead thing cools down to outside temp
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>>46038119
How? Where?
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>>46041948
just look at the recoil, looks like airsoft.
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>>46041960
But it ejects a case. Unless thats an airsoft pellet bouncing off his nads, but why would you even load it?
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>>46037578
the bolt....goes....forward
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>>46041935
Thanks anon sorry for being a retard
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>>46029467
Sause
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>be me
>18 yr old recentgunz
>take 2 friends to an outdoor range
>they've never seen a gun irl
>keep asking me cawadooty tier shit
>explain the rules and how to operate the gunz
>hand my friend the 9 and a mag
>goes up to the firing line, chambers it
>fires into the ground less than 1 ft from himself
>RO makes him his bitch
I've never had an ND myself, but him being under my guidance makes me feel responsible. I felt like a retard that day but thankfully the RO's have gotten to know me better.
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>>46031965
DA GUN JUSS FIRED
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>>46031651
>>46039943
>NOOOOOO THIS PERSON IS A COWARD FOR DOING SOMETHING I DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO
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>>46040159
That is the range officer
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>>46042426
Just because you wanna kill yourself doesn't mean everyone else does too.
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>>46030225

>the fucking hat flying up
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>>46031651
this is why we need government issues gfs. We can't all be top 20% men.
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>>46042656
right lol
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>>46031964

I am aroused.
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>>46042426
I die they win, hail victory
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>>46042702
Or just take womens undeserved rights away so they know their place and wouldn't act like whores
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>>46029467
I did ND because I had matching stainless SD9 and SD40 pistols and had just taken them shooting. Was clearing them to clean them and must have gotten them mixed up as to which one I had unloaded. I was rushing to clean them for some reason and blew a hole into my table. Luckily it was a yard sale shop table with really thick wood so nothing of importance was damaged. I did find the hollow point bullet like 9 feet away behind me though. So that was interesting.
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>>46039507
Boot.
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one time with a fucking lever action. Be careful when you rack the lever, you have to remove your trigger finger from the trigger guard area completely, otherwise when you rack it and keep your finger in there, it will easily hit the trigger especially if it's a very light trigger.
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>>46039189
Did you keep the couch?
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>>46029467
never NDed but had a AD that was pretty spooky once with some fucked up home built like pistol caliber ar. had a run away burst that ened with an out of battery explosion that ruined one of my glock mags
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>>46029467
Got a link to that one with sound?
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>>46044042
>>46029467
Never mind, found it. Hilarious:

https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/1288785929587568647
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>>46031964
in the full video she makes him lick her asshole and feet and spits in his mouth. then they arrest him.
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>>46034069
My range does a penis inspection on all new shooters. No virgins allowed.
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>>46044383
so what, no shooting unless you have the biggest dick? How many anons would that disqualify.
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>>46044429
It's not a size thing, they just check to see if you're a virgin loser who's going to off yourself. But to answer your second question, a lot probably.
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>>46038396
Yeah, he just needed some fish antibiotics.
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>>46042701
I felt bad but, yeah, I laughed at the hat...
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>>46031965
This guy sent my sides into orbit
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>>46041218
smells like summer in here...
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can't have NDs if you never fire your guns
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>>46042713
Do a flip retard.
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>>46031928
I dont know, but sweeping the mag away always makes me laugh.
>guess I wont need this fucking thing
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>>46031965
Link please!
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>>46029803
>look mom, I posted it again!
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>>46031651
The way the RSO acts makes it seem like this happens all the time
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>>46045300
>that file name
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>>46039189
I’ve noticed some fuckin’ weird phenomenon about people borrowing stuff right before killing themselves. Shooting themselves with a rented gun, going to someone’s house before offing themselves, or using a hotel room, that other anon and the truck, I had a girl try to kill herself while wearing my clothes once even, I’m not sure if I’m seeing a pattern where there is none, but its like there’re trying to traumatize people.
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>>46046213
christ your fashion cant be that bad
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>>46030225
Heck of a shotgun
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>>46046221
Heartily chuckled
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>>46046213
Well its not like they have to live with the consequences
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>>46031928
I love that "did I do it? Did I qualify?" Look on her face.
Yes Juanita, that's exactly how you do it.
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>>46033901
She protected her ASP
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>>46041181
>visible flame
>casing hits the floor
ok



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