Canonically speaking how hard will it be to befriend her?
>>44682161Depends on how good you are at entertaining sassy, unhinged, and pampered children who could kill you without trying in the slightest
>>44682161Go up to herGrab her by the pussyShe swoonsThere you made friends with Flan
>>44682161Very. She does not come out often and you'd probably have to break in to see her, at which point she will probably just be annoyed with you for disturbing her.
>>44682485This is why you need to be sure to bring yummy snacks and fun toys
>>44682489You are a yummy snack and a fun toy.
>>44682500Oh shit!
>>44682500No Flan-chan! Yamerooooo!
>>44682489And lots of tasty candy!
>>44682485But assuming you met her outside while she was sneaking out and (You) where doing god knows what at middle of nowhere at night, how hard would it be?
>>44682713She is even more dangerous outside where she doesn't have to worry about Sakuya or her sister getting in the way of her fun.
>>44682444your arm disintegrates instantly and flan goes into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. you did make friends with her :)
>>44682485Breaking into Flan-chan's basement, she thinks its Sakuya doing the daily cleaning and gets mildly annoyed, until she turns around and sees a human male, confused yet curious she gets into a defensive position, Whats your next move?
>>44682161very easy. flan-chan is currently lookin for friends!
>>44688076Just smile, make sure your tone is friendly, and be sure you have your tasty snack and toys ready. After introducing yourself Flan will hear you out, treat her as a wild animal now and you'll be fine. Since she didn't kill you that means she felt no hostile intent and you're already halfway there to being Flends!
You haven't forgotten about flan right anon?
>>44697630>You haven't forgotten about flan right anon?That would be impossible for me at this point.
sleeping with Flan-chan must feel nice
>>44703347her buttocks make an excellent pillow
Today I cleared EoSD with all 4 shot types on normalNow I will practice Flan. I know she is probably the easiest extra stage boss but I want her to be my first
>>44708858Ya shes pretty easy. You can gimp like 5 of her spell cards in the first 1-3 seconds , If you get right in her face then fade back you won't even get to see most of the attack pattern.
>>44682161she needs popularity poll correction to take her down a peg
Do you prefer flan with pointy ears or normal ears?
>>44718631pointy nipples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdmuZjVnZpc&list=RDMMWdmuZjVnZpc
>>44682161You just have to keep in mind that she is older than you and treat her as such.
>>44698624You've been posting this for 4 years, When is it gonna stop
Do you think Flan-chan would appreciate affection you know like getting hugs, compliments, headpats all that stuff?
Flan-chan is so cute and adorable I want to kiss her, hug her, sniff her, play with her, I want to give her so much love and affection to the point she would start hiding from me!!!!
>>44740890Not initially but she might warm up to it if she comes to like you more.
>>44751354The more likely Flan reaction.
>>44751549when you eat her flan
If the basement was warm and comfy I wouldn't mind trading places with her for a couple yearsI could use a really long sleep...
*Munch* *Munch* huh? what's that anon? you wanted some of this delicious cake that sakuya made for us *Munch* yea you can have some of the leftovers
>>44755598I'll just go make a new one with Sakuya, and bring it right back.
Flan-chan wondering why won't anyone play with her
>>44765048it's sakuya's fault, like usual. she keeps the kind anons away from the scarlet mansion.
>>44765048all the anons that try to break in to play with flan are stopped by Meiling at the gate, or by Sakuya after Marisa releases a gaggle of them so she can raid in peace
>>44767446i cant really see flan-chan be interested in flowers and roses. she's too childish.
flan paizuri
>>44767575I'm not sure rubbing against a flat board can be considered paizuri...
Flan-chan is flat and thats good
