princess shoulder and collarbone.....
>>44679508erotic
princess paizuri
>>44683780Soft and regal, like her.
>>44679508Kaguyahime-same, you're getting greedy... another thread just after the last one reach the limit is a bit much...
>>44679508greasy ho
NEET my beloved
>>44688391Stupid sexy 'Guya
>>44688391>NEETIncorrect, she a princess thus she can't be a NEET
>>44683804Disgusting, that's not how 'guya should look like
I want to lick them
>>44683804My princess :)
>>44683804Kaguya after twenty years of me putting a kid in her the moment the last is out.
How long do you think her pubes are?I bet she never cut them. They could be reaching all the way to the ground, that's the reason she has that long skirt. A real crotchbeard neet!
>>44700728She probably doesn't have any hair on her other then her head. Like a proper, feminine abd pure Luna Princess
>>44699593Best himetits
Serving the Hime. Fanning the Hime. Clothing the Hime. Bathing the Hime. Cuddling with the Hime under the sheets. Going out for walks with the Hime. Cooking for the Hime. Entertaining the Hime. Reading books to the Hime. Playing video games with the Hime.Grinding in boring shitty games so the Hime doesnt have to. Worshiping the Hime's soft pampred princess pale feet. Swimming with the Hime. Massaging the Hime. Watching movies with the Hime. Being the Hime's fuck toy. Satisfying the Hime's fetishes. Protecting the Hime. Feeding the Hime. Loving the Hime.
>>44707354Sounds exhausting, I would rather not...
>>44707354Hi, Eirin.
friday guya!
>>44707354taking care of the hime-sama is so exausthing...
>>44719063Why is Hime-sama mocking me?
>>44719111She is trying to bait you into mating pressing her.This is a fool's trap; Eirin will find out and steal you from Kaggu, leading to a bloody fight with you as the prize. No you do not get a say in it, and they do not care what you think.No you aren't supposed to want that you're taking all the fun out of it.
>>44719143So when does Mokou comes and steals me away?
>>44707354Is the mindbreaking paizuri the reward for a good service?
>>44719169When you find a way of telling her what's going on and how it would be oh-so-terrible if Kaggu's archnemesis were to come and ruin you for marriage.Course you might get burnt alive in Eientei when she comes a knocking, but you might not. Decisions decisions.
>>44719063Aren't you alone as well Kaguya?
>Kaguya enters the living room hoping to talk to you when you make your bid for freedom.>After 100 years of basket weaving you are skilled enough to quickly entrap her in a large woven basket while you escape.>But with her 200 years of experience in tap dancing she is able to sense the reverberations throughout the basket and pinpoint the weak point in the fibers to strike and destroy the basket.>It's too late, and with your 300 years of oil painting you used the few seconds she was trapped in the basket to paint every surface in the room to look like other surfaces, rooms, and hallways all with their own painted walls painted with similar paintings in different orders to confuse her sense of direction.>Unfortunately with her 400 years of blindfolded mountain biking she is able to close her eyes and navigate the room with echolocation by screeching and chases after you.>Luckily thanks to your 500 years of hedge trimming you are able to create an exact duplicate of yourself in the yard that draws her attention.>Tragically, her 600 years of baking key lime pies made lime, egg yolks, and sweetened condensed milk, and topped with a meringue topping made from egg whites, or with whipped cream leaves her able to detect that the faint scents of the ingredients of the pie you ate that morning led elsewhere and she determines your correct location.>Quickly, you use your 700 years of misdirection to trick her into using her 800 years of crime scene reconstruction to piece together a past scene you already played out earlier using your 900 years of improvised acting in anticipation of this very moment, tricking her into observing the past while you hide in the present.>You have five minutes until she uses her 1000 years of kite flying to manipulate the local atmospheric pressure to create a wind formation that creates a small vacuum pocket in the sky that will collapse and suck you up into the air for easy discovery unless you prepare.
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>>44728751It's quoting an archived post from somewhere, it counts.
I would make Kaguya cranky by willfully not being attracted to her, which would shatter her perceptions since she must be used to every man she meets immediately being taken to her. I would not treat her like a princess and I would find her "royalty" laughable just to tick her off as much as possible.
>>44719063i want to get lost in her frilly dress
>>44729000I'd treat her like one of the boys to piss her off.
I love Kaguya
>>44739049I love mokou THOUGH
>>44739698Wow, me too!
>>44739698Mokou smells like SHIT.
>>44739698ZUNart Mokou is cute!
>>44740026Get your nose out her crack then, dummy.Or leave it there, your choice.
>>44740041Mokutest!
This thread has been hijacked by the Huziwarano clan
Begone from Eientei, smelly vagrant!
>>44740675This isn't eientewi though, moonslut
>>44740823You WILL leave, lest I release my true power upon you, low class wench.
>>44719181Amongst other mindbreaking things she can do, yes it is worth it. >>44719074>>44712058It is well worth it. The service is a reward by itself. Pampering such a cute and unbelievably sexy girl who mastered the art of conversation and lives in a literal mansion would be the best. Cuddling up and sleeping next to her after a long day of pampering. Yes please.
>>44743755I guess that sounds better then my current situation so I'll take it.
>>44748400How seductive...
God(s) i need a Kagu fumo. I already have an Eirin so they would be perfect together. I dream of being able to give the actual Kaguya fumo Eirin and giving Eirin a fumo Kaguya. Wouldnt that be adorable?
>>44752557kagu fumos dont have all the necessities of a real hime-sama. and if they do, you already have an eirin fumo to keep her in check.
Kaguya is a good tailor.
Kaguya is made for liver theft (going to become immortal)
Royal breasts...
>>44743516Oh no i am so scared of your true power! What you gonna do, shit so hard it will create a backsplash?
>>44752617I guess so but thats the closest ill get to being with my princess.
What eye color do you prefer Kaguya to have?
>>44762614Yellow.
>>44688391[x] sniff underwear
>>44762614The same one she has in Touhou LW or black
>>44679508I don't consider Kaguya to be the most beautiful in Touhou.I think the ancient Japanese just had very low standards of beauty.
>>44762956i cant believe hime-sama became a middle evolution betweent the cute star and that awful nu 2hou. extremely disrespectful.
>>44762956All I take from this chart is that Star is a slute.A slute!
>>44762956i don't like this chart at all!
Cute!
>>44765159Played it very cool!
>>44765159Man I've always wanted my date to be interrupted by my date and my friend who insisted on tagging along for some reason brutally murdering each other over and over again until they get bored.
>>44765159uhh i don't think that's a good idea hime sama
Who leads the head-to-head between these two?
>>44766496Kaguya.
>>44700247She'll be a decent mother.
Love this guy's Kaguya.
>>44765159I think Mokou is the one who will have to end up playing more aggressively here. She has more to lose from losing a loved one that Kaguya.
