The gatekeeper! Is she good at her job? Well, you try standing at a gate all day! Nothing wrong with Hong.
>>44357778Can I at least have a stool or something?
>>44357789The stool is reserved for Remi.
>>44357800Damn, well I guess I'm going to have to learn how to properly Slav squat then.
>>44357815Heels on ground, it's quite simple really.
Meiling sees you staring at her buns.
>>44357883Staring, debating asking her how long it took her to get her hair like that and if I can touch it.
HONKK SHUUUUHONKK SHUUUUUUUHOOOONNKKK SHUUUUUHOOOONNKKKK SHUUUUUUUU
>>44357815Maryana Hongova reporting for duty tovarish!
I love Meiling!
Do you like your Meiling to be a white Chinese larper or actually Chinese?
>>44363936Real chinese who larps as scottishGatekeeper melodies and serenades on warm summer evenings outside the gate...
>>44363936undead chinese
>>44364422
>>44357883That's a nice look for her, i guess she doesn't wear it often because it takes time to tie up or she doesn't want to look too stereotypical
>>44363936I like my Meiling as being actually Chinese, because she IS Chinese. That's kind of her appeal. This whole shit about her being white is retarded and autistic. She's a youkai, she can have whatever hair color magic/nature permits, which is basically any color. So she can be asian and have red hair. This fanon about her being Scottish is quite frankly shit. I much prefer her being lazy and goofy over that. A cute lil goofy (and dangerous) Chinese girl who can cook better than your grandma.
>>44368577It's more of a joke than something people seriously believe, since her backstory is so unknown.It was started as a throwaway joke in a finnish 4koma, probably because it's the most ridiculous thing possible.Ironically, most scottish people have dark brown hair.
>>44371821Still trash.Funny you mention the scots and their hair, if you wanted to make this funnier she should have been irish. A shitload of them have red hair. Imagine the IRA jokes.
>>44372112That would imply anyone could love someone who was *r*sh.Hong deserves better than to be labled with such an accusation.
Meiling is literally from Shanghai.She can cook, she can clean, she can kick you through a tree. She's a goofy little Chinese sweetheart and she's a Lo Mein fiend. If it wasn't for the spell card rules, nobody would get through the SDM's personal Great Wall. Remilia keeps her around because, despite the jokes, she's extremely reliable and acts as a sentry unit with how she can sense all living things in a major radius using Chi. You can't go wrong with the Hong.
>>44357778What is the point of a gatekeeper when the mansion is so big you can just go around and jump over the fence without anyone noticing?
>>44372130Shut up Angl*id
>>44373962There are no cars in gensokyo to bomb anon, you are powerless.
>>44374052I've always liked that hint of cheekiness she exudes, just enough for it to show up every now and then.
>>44373535Clout. She is basically a status symbol for Remilia to show that she can afford a gatekeeper.
>>44373535She knows how to be pleasant towards outsiders, which is a talent considering the rest of the people living in the mansion.
>It was just another day for Meiling>Just standing there waiting for something to happen>Finally a girl dressed in green and yellow holding a large tube approaches her in a most confident way>"Greetings friend" she saluted "I would like to have a chat with the owner of this mansion">For the sake of having someone to talk to Meiling decided to inquire>"And why would you want that miss... ">"Young lady, you speak to none other than the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, you may call me Son Biten" she said gallantly "as for why i bless you with my presence i-">W-wait! Sun Wukong?! The legend?! Meiling thought to herself, she was always fond of her country's mythology and always dreamed of meeting one of them>"Now, may i come in?">"A-ah!" Meiling finally snapped out of her trance, "Of course you may come in! I'm certain the mistress would be happy to meet such a legend">With a smug smile Son Biten was about to take a leap over the gate before being abruptly stopped by Meiling>"W-wait please!">"Mmh? What is it now" Son biten looked mildly annoyed>"It's just ah..." Meiling began to feel herself blush>No! This is not the time to get bashful, she may loose her only chance if she doesn't speak up now>"A fight! I-i read that your martial skills are legendary, so ah, i-if it's not too much trouble, i mean if it is okay with you">"Oho! You wish to spar with the monkey king?">Meiling nodded still blushing>"Oh i suppose" Son Biten said while jumping backwards "It would be unbecoming of me to ignore the request of an admirer">"Thank so much miss Biten i promise i won't disappoint!">And with that Meiling assumed her fighting stance>Chuckling Biten also assumed a...fighting stance...>It looked more like what an amateur thinks a fighting stance is...>Maybe it's some celestial form that only the gods know, that's it! She's just going all out! And so should Meiling!>A minute after the fight started Meiling couldn't help but notice that she hadn't received any damage, furthermore it seemed that Son Biten's already unimpressive qi was diminishing>M-maybe she's just suppressing it! She's always been a trickster, she's just trying to get Meiling to lower her guard, well she won't fall for that, it's time for Meiling to use her strongest attack>"ROC-KILLING-FIST!">Son Biten landed in the floor face first after being launched into the air for several seconds>She...was not moving>And her qi was almost non existent now>Maybe...uuuh>Meiling stood there thinking that maybe she should stop obsessing over legends>Maybe she was dreaming like last time>...>She wasn't
>>44383867Nice work Meiling. You'll get the rest of your pay after the other newhus have accidents.
>>44383867Local guard brutally assaults LARPer!
>>44383867Monkey bros not like this
Meiling slurping ramen from her tits.
>>44363936hong konger hapa
>>44366943naisu
>>44357778What a shame she isn't a playable character in most 2hu games
>>44386810Even if it's just a fan game I'd like a beat em up with her as the main character.
>>44363936She's Japanese and her real name is Kurenai Misuzu
>>44386849It could be about her traveling around the world learning martial arts before getting to the scarlet mansion. Kind of like that one dragon ball (not z) gba game.
>>44388229Sakuya-san, Sakuya-san! Room cleaning stop! ROOM! CLEANING! STOP!
>>44390630>>>/f/3498385
>>44391701Related i supposehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAZM8Fe7IgM
>>44361367honk mimimimimi
Every SDM girl can have an active thread but Meiling cant? Where's the love??
>>44403862She looks too mature for a majority lolicon board.
>>44403862The real Meiling enthusiasts are sleeping
>>44403862Do you think she and Youmu are plant nerds together?
>>44404273Its my headcanon that the plant nerd groupYoumuYuukaMeilingThe AkisAnd Lilly WhiteAll meet up every now and then
>>44406108Meiling-Sama is co-AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE
these stances reminded me of an iamp tournie2007第二回 さいたま大会 Block X Game 01 たマPO(Alice) vs 有堀やま(Meirin)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPh69IXBb3A
>>44406196Dexbros not like this...
>>44407706She just wasn't fast enough shutupshutupshutupshutup
>>44406196Day of the bean soon, Oni
>>44357778Who? The tutorial boss?
>>44419170Meiling would wear bandages as underwear
>>44419525Why?
>>44406196Fake and gay.
>>44419695She finds regular underwear unconfortable
thoughts on muscle mommy Meiling?
>>44419987I prefer cool young auntie meiling (who you can have sex with)
>>44420176I want Meiling to manhandle me and absolutely dominate me
>>44419987Amazon position until loosing consciousness
I just want Meiling to be my childhood friend whom I bring pork dumplings to and keep her company.
>>44419170I want to put Meiling on maternity leave!
>>44423024How are you going to protect the gate?
>>44357778I want to mating press sexy 2.7m tall 135kg weight Hong Meiling so fucking bad.
>>44423505I love you too Hong, but please wait until we are in private to take your clothes off.
How do you like Hong's new BF?
>>44429249How can you say "new" BF when this image is from 2012?
do you guys think Meiling would be dom or sub? I think she would be domi wish she would pin me down and do naughty things to me
>>44441646Insecure and shy at heart meiling, who gets flustered when you call her hong.No dom, no sub, only love and consensual handholding.
>>44441716>>44441646She's always came off as a switch to me
>>44441646She would sub because she's too nice. However, the average mans "domming" would be ineffective as her training has accustomed her to harsher punishments then the average man can dole out, but she'll pretend for you.
>>44441716Agree. Meiling is outside of the realm of power play.
>>44441646Starts sub but the more she gets into it the more aggressive she becomes.
>>44442889Pretty much this, you'd probably get a better reaction out of her by giving her a shoulder massage.
>>44442889So what you're telling me is that she is durable enough for a torture dungeon experience.
>>44443286Durable enough? Probably.But could you live with trying to hurt the Hong?
>>44443362It's okay, she is not actually being hurt.
>>44443218I'd like to do this, and her feet
>>44443506piedi~
>>44373535She's basically a filter. Anybody that can't get past her is not worth Remilia's time.
>>44443362i'd want her to hurt mei want her to be rough with me
Please do not impregnate Meiling, it would interfere with her job and make me very angry and then I would have to kill you. - Signed, Sakuya Izayoi.
>>44453780Dear miss SakuyaI regret to inform you that your wishes are not those of the Mistress. After having consulted with her, it would appear that she is all for the creation of some half-youkai guardsmen to take the stress off of Meiling once they are all grown up, and accept that the tradeoff is perhaps having to deal with some troublesome people for a few years until they can all fend for themselves.Hong is very happy with this arrangement, and wants to get started with it as soon as possible.Have fun getting blood off of your dress.With the greatest of courtesy,Anon. E. Masse.
I love Meiling a lot, she’s my favorite 2hu. However, I have absolutely no desire to fuck her. I don’t get it.
>>44453888That is how I feel about Yuuka. She is tied for my favorite with another but she's the one I don't have an active desire to bang for some reason.
>>44441646I doubt she knows more than the basics of it, she's spend fighting and gardening that she probably doesn't even think about it anymore.
>>44453809Anon was then impaled through his skull with several knives and the body was disposed of so quickly that nobody would know he was murdered, they would only think he legitimately just vanished out of thin air.
>>44453888For me i do like her a lot but its more like I want to be friends with her. Not that I couldn't love her like that but the point stands.
Do you think thats is as apathetic as these chinese people you see in /rekt/ threads who ignores injured people who got into accidents at middle of the street?
>>44457447Nah, that apathy is a product of the modern Chinese legal system where you can get sued for everything you are worth if you so much as lift a finger to do anything but back up your car to finish off the person you ran over.
>>44457497But it is funny to imagine being in a date or something with her and just walking past as someone die brutally in the road.
>>44457562Such is life in Gensokyo. She tells you that you need to stick close to her if you don't want to end up like that poor chap.
>>44457596No, she's just scaring you so you always stay at arms reach.
When I started getting into Touhou, I thought Sakuya was going to be my 2fu. Never would've expected it would be Meiling instead. She's cute.
>>44442889would she choke me if i asked her to?
>>44468023"A-are you sure dear? I just don't know if i can do that""Well okay if you trust me..."Meiling then applies a pressure to your neck you can barely percieve, as a matter of fact you can feel the shakiness of her hands more than the "chocking""Y-you bel-long to m-me understand?"She said with an equally shakey voice and small tears at the corners of her eyes while trying to force a grinMeiling's awkwardness makes you cum instantly.
>>44473433Too embarassing, I'd rather have such rough fucking that I end up breaking a leg and have to go to Eirin After finishing of course.
She is so effortlessly sexyHer agile, well-trained body, her long, fiery hair, that dress which accentuates her feminine figure yet doesn't show much skin, her cool and cheerful demeanorSuch tasteful, subdued sex appealAbsolutley intoxicating
i want Meiling to dominate me so bad
Sakuya would kill you if you ever dared touching her girlfriend.
>>44483210I don't even think they consider each other friends
>>44483355>I don't even think they consider each other f-*gets turned into a knife pincushion*See? What did I fucking tell you? Don't fuck with Sakuya.
>>44483355That would imply that Meiling cannot be friends with someone.
>>44481051Get in line buddy!
>>44481051Bullshit, Meiling would never have trouble with stuck zipper, hell she could probably tear a phone book in half too.
>>44481051Meiling is for accidental emasculation only.i.e. she sees you struggling while opening a jar and just to be nice she immediately opens it for you while the fairies watch and giggle at you.
>>44481051Meiling has no interesting in being a dom. She's waiting for a strong man to best her in a martial artist competition and claim her as his bride.
>>44357778meiling!
>>44484503i want her to accidentally pick me up and accidentally pin me to a wall as she has her way with me
>>44357778>The gatekeeper! Is she good at her job?Yes, otherwise she wouldn't have the job.>"But she's a jobber!"Yes, to the strongest people in the series.
She keeps out the riff raff fairies.
Shoe dangling is so erotic, that peak at her soft sole
>>44503343i thought her hat was a weird boobie for a sec there
Playable meiling when
>>44495908>>44513717>>44522427I can see your boobies miss Hong.
>>44517571Maybe next game
Meiling is the only one that brings in fairies during her fight, does this mean she's on charge of the fairies?
>>44535002Yes, actually. But only for the outside of the SDM. Sakuya is in charge of the ones inside the mansion. Funnily enough, Meiling has a team of fairies that help her with the gardening and flower beds in addition to leading her own troop of guards.
>>44534633Hong ass!
>>44535002Patchy does too
>>44548346She is?
>>44535002so does orin
>>44548346This sounds like hot singles in your area
>>44548346Molesting the gatekeeper!!!
>>44558233Not when she can see the whole mansion and pluck you up between her fingers!
She can sense people's emotions through their qi right? Does that mean she can immediately tell when someone has romantic feelings for her?
>>44561822Damn Fairies gave Meiling a drink laced with Eirin's drugs
This popped up on my recommended list and i almost had a panic attack, then i looked at the date and now i'm sad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj-8Qw56Au8
>>44564246may was the last time he posted an update where he said he would work on it at his own pacehave faith, 2035 isn't that far away
the wrath of the great dragon
I want to marry Meiling
>>44590671Go on, do it. I fucking dare you.
>>44590671At least take her out to dinner first
>>44593613That's for asking to be her bf, if you wanna propose you should take her on a date somewhere she likes, probably to a flower view if you wanna be romantic or after the mma competition to catch her by surprise.N-not like i have thought about this or something
>>44590681i am scared she might reject me
>>44600343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE&ab_channel=Ryuujin131Do you not think Meiling has off days? Days when the last thing she wants to do is sit in front of some stupid gate that barely anyone has the balls to go near in the first place? Days when she couldn't give a damn that Sakuya will probably beat her again for giving in to her tiredness from working eighteen hours a day every day a week?Yet she gets up, puts her dress on, fixes her hat and goes out there to be the best damn gatekeeper That the SDM can afford there is!What would Meiling do in your situation? Would she agonize over every minute detail, worrying about impossible chances that something might go wrong? No, she'd charge in there without a moment's hesitation and ask you out on a date, with her paying for it. If you think you are really worthy of the Hong, you have to belive in yourself first! Nevua givu appu!!
>>44566143https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Em9FzsLwA
>>44600831Are we just posting these now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rLkgq809Kg
>>44600720But what if you rejected her?
>>44604005I would never reject her
We must be as swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon~
>>44613935What if every time she saw you she yelled "Nut shot!" and punched you in the nuts before laughing at you for not being able to take it?
>>44622603I'd wonder why Marisa is dressed like Meiling
>>44622603I would probably get aroused
>>44622603Wear a cup and hit back
>>44622603She goes for my balls I go for her boobs, it's the law of balance
>>44622603Consider the following scenario: you are isekaied to Gensokyo, equipped with only a laptop containing every episode of Jackass. If you show them to Meiling, she will be highly entertained (all youkai except for the scheming types love this kind of comedy), and she will treat you kindly in return, giving you gifts of Chinese food etc. You will be in a good position to seek a romantic relationship with her. The only drawback is that you have introduced her to the concept of painful pranks. You *will* get punched in the balls when you least expect it. And no youkai will obey a "don't try this at home" warning, so you will be expected to participate in her efforts at replicating/outdoing the stunts. If you are severely injured she will buy medicine from Eirin for you. Do you show her the episodes?
>>44627833I mean. Is she going to get the kids involved? Cause i'd be more worried about her pulling a Homer Simpson more than anything.
>>44627833At least it was Meiling and not an oni or something.
>>44627833>Hi, I'm johnny Knoxville welcome to Jackass>*PICHUUUUN*
>>44627925>*PICHUUUUN*Is this supposed to reference the noise you make when you die in the games or something else?
>>44628132yes
Jaaaaaaoooooooo hahahahahaha
Would you spend 7 hours listening to Meiling gushing over an old fight tape rewinding to the same punch and kick several times as she goes into a scientific level of detail over movement trajectory and execution with child like wonder happiness?
>>44638668Sure, I'm mildly interested in the mechanics behind that kind of stuff. It seems like it would be fun to watch martial arts movies with her and have her pause stuff to explain how that was done and maybe even demonstrate it.
>>44372130What's wrong with the Irish?
>>44457497didn't they changed those laws?
>>44641890Did they? I am not exactly up to date with Chinese law. Still, I imagine it will take many years to shake off learned apathy like that.
>>44357778Nothing wong with HongHong makong my wang unhung und unshrung
>>44641890That's probably not going to stop most scammers
>>44374052
>>44642667that's what i heard from a post on 4chan (not a very good source i know) according to this anon now you can be fined if you don't help someone but i also heard most Chinese still prefer to kill you if they wound you
>>44644065Meiling's legal advice for the day!Dead men cannot testify!Tune in tomorrow for great legal tips!
>>44372934I want her to kick me through a tree
GLORY TO THE CCP
>>44644631No, get out.
>>44645041Nah
How do you get a Meiling girlfriend?
>>44628132I know right! That anon is very clever
>>44646044Talk with her as often as possible, bring her your own food, and express even the vaguest interest in martial arts or Chinese culture. She's a simple girl.
>>44646842I want Meiling to teach me how to do the funny rolling punching from Ip Man!
>>44646842where do i take her on a date
>>44648183To the Myouren temple, to spar with her rival Shou. You must cheer loudly things like "Meiling is the strongest", and by the power of belief it will become true. But be sure to praise Shou for her efforts too. You don't want to anger the avatar of a god.
>>44648183Anywhere that serves some nice food, Sakuya's food isn't bad but western food gets a bit tiring if you eat it everyday. Conversely you could try your hand at making a nice bento for her to eat somewhere nice.
>>44648638What if i made her a burger>>44648215I could praise Meiling all day!
>>44649498It’s the thought that counts I suppose
>>44646842I want her to teach me Classical Chinese and Esoteric Buddhism. Considering she's probably been around during the Tang Dynasty, she surely knows her stuff.
>>44653120are you saying she wouldn't like it?
>>44654319You think she knows alchemy?
>>44655626I wouldn't doubt it. I'm sure she's well versed in China's three main religions.
Taichi class with Hong Meiling would be kino
>>44655373Nonsense. Hong likes a good burger every now and then.
>>44648638>>44653120Sakuya is eurotrashA proper burger or better yet barbequed ribs would be a definite crowd pleaserAnd if you made her a peppercorn steak, you'd get a youkai wife in an instant
>>44657204>A proper burger or better yet barbequed ribs... You do realise that both of those are very common to eat in europe? Even before american culture leaked across?Besides, we all know that Hong can't really digest anything that isn't doused in chinese spices.Once you go szechuan, you never go back-huan.
>>44657229Would burger work with Chinese spices?
>>44657229The garbage euros create is NOT worthy of being called barbeque
>>44657451A-anon I...Know what, you do you.I personally like to taste my meat and not 1/2 a lb of molasses and honey, but that's just my opinion.
how do you make Meiling look like this at you?
>>44657557She just needs to find out that your zodiac animal is the rooster (which is very compatible with dragon)
>>44657557Considering she's from ancient China, an accidental betrothal gift like a pearl necklace should do the trick.
>>44657557You play EoSD in lunatic and defeat her
>>44657238Absolutely.
>>44657229I want to ask if she likes spicy food, then give her the jerk chicken I make with ghost peppers
>>44657628I got curious and decided to take a look at zodiac and discovered that i am the monkey. What that means?
>>44663089Monkey, rooster, and rat are compatible with dragon for different reasons.
>>44657628w-what about snake? They're kinda similar to dragons no?>>44657636she doesn't seem like the type of girl who would enjoy necklaces that much...
>>44665423>They are the best partners both in career and life for both of them are willing to take responsibility. The understanding between them makes the relationship develop smoothly.please remind yourself that this is astrology bullshit don't take it for granted
>>44657628I am sheep but I prefer the ram version because rams have cool horns.
>Rat>100% match>The Chinese zodiac compatibility between the Rat and Dragon can be outstanding and mind blowing.This is 100% true and real, I am sure of it. Now excuse me, it's time for dinner, with my wife, Hong Meiling
>>44666967I am monkey and the best match is the rabbit. I guess i will go for Tewi then.
>>44666967I'm pigAt least i'm not ox haha...
>>44657628I am a Rooster! At first I liked other girls, but I've come to see Hong as my favorite alongside Suika and Sariel. What makes Roosters so compatible with Dragons?
>>44663089That depends. If you're monkey holds one meaning but it can be influenced by the year you were born relating to what element that particular year falls under. What is the last digit of the year you were born? Considering you're here at this point its going to be either 1980, 1992, or 2004.If 1980- your Monkey year is Metal.If 1992- your Monkey year is Water. If 2004- your Monkey year is Wood.This will change how the Monkey part is influenced when it comes to your personality, as well as how you get along with the other elements.Coincidentally, Meiling's theme is Meiji 17. Translated to modern time, that's the year 1884. So if she was born then she's actually a Fire Monkey, which explains a lot for her. If you're Metal, then she's going to hurt you. Bad.If you're Water, then you're going to subdue her on some level, good or bad. If you're Wood, then you're going to stoke her on some level, good or bad.Then you can get into a theory on what month she was born for Western astrology, but that's a bit tough.
>>44667924Honestly i just assumed she was an earth dragon on account of the dragon symbolism and earth being the closest descriptor to her personality.
>>44667924You sure know a lot about this stuff.
You guys ever checked this series out?Engrish Meiling is kind of akward at first but she grew on me after a while.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf9SOdVNW5o&list=PL5Ymk2eZ18Vs_-Yqt9JD918IOnde7cf4o
>>44669019I frequent here and /x/ daily, but miss when /x/ was actually relevant. Outside of the site, I've been studying this stuff and others for over ten years now. It's kinda second nature note to speculate on my favorite characters with this stuff. The touch of the 'tism works out in my favor. But for Meiling to be a fire monkey based off of her theme song is just speculation. I feel she's definitely a dragon, even if she's hiding it from the rest of the world. As a matter of fact, I've tried this with the others in the SDM with varying results but I won't shit up Meiling's thread with talk of the others unless asked to out of respect for the Great Wall of Scarlet Manor. Can't wrong the Hong.
Hongs thread is almost a month old!
>>44669043Definitely. A great favorite of mine and went through the whole thing in a day. The voices are on point, the story is well written and coherent, and the plot is engaging and really adds a depth to our beloved SDM residents that is sorely missing from the world. 10 out of 10.
>>44669210My speculation was that maybe it was the year when she entered Remilia's service. Now, can you do year of the sheep? If you don't want to then that is fine too.
>>44669234I do have a few critiques myself, the story never quite tells you whose voice belong to who which will be a bit hard to make out if you don't have an existing understanding of who is who in the scarlet mansion and what they are like, also the writing has a bit of that early anime dub awkwardness, not enough to ruin it by all means, but i did notice it a few times.
>>44667475Dragons like fried chicken a lot
>>44669273I can agree with that, but the age I am now gives me a kind of nostalgia for the early years of anime dub when I listen to the parts you're talking about. In a sort of "holy hell, that's cringe" but also with a large helping of "oh, that's the spot. That brings me back". I honestly wish they would do another one focusing on fleshing out the characters more. Patchouli has a really good voice, even if she's supposed to be "quiet" the actress could have gotten a better microphone so she's not "quiet" in the wrong way, but I really like her voice. I wish they could have done Remilia in a way that gave her more speaking time, but that's only because I deeply love the mistress and want there to be more things with her in it. Meiling's voice actress was extremely on point and I love her accent speaking English when she gets excited and it gets so heavy you have trouble understanding her.>>44669237I could do some info on the sheep if you wanted, but I wouldn't want to take up too much room. If you mean in relation to Meiling, then I would need to know your birth year, but again it's speculation on her being a fire monkey so take it with a grain of salt. Fun fact: Based on the age of the Scarlet sisters, a general idea can be created in the both of them, respectively. Remilia, born in 1502, is a Water dog. Flandre, born in 1507, is a Fire Rabbit. And while we don't know the other's, based on general info it can be assumed that Patchouli would be a Virgo, explaining her bookish, "by the book" attitude with a no-nonsense proactive work ethic when it comes to what she wants. Sakuya.... not really sure. Koakuma....jury's out.Flan comes across as a Gemini, though.
>>44669707I can agree with that, it's the reason i said it doesn't ruin anything, i honestly don't know if they will do anything like a follow up or anything in English for that matter, looking at the channel it seems to be the only instance of an English project they made.
>>44669707>I would need to know your birth year1991, I'm a geezer.
>>44669880Nonsense, I'm a 92 kid. For 1991, you'd be a Metal Sheep.Just based off of this alone, you come across as keeping to yourself, calm, gets along well with others for the most part, and are known in the circles you keep to be dependable. But for you specifically, to get a better reading on what makes you "you", then you would need to combine the Metal sheep with whatever your Western zodiac sign is, couple that with the Numerology in your full, legal, birth name, and you could get this from a birth chart online to really get the nitty gritty. Most of them are free and you can fill in all the info you need for ease of use. I would ask around /x/ for the greater details to not derail the thread. Ask around or search for your almuten figuris, as well.For getting along with the Hong and assuming she's a Fire Monkey like above, you would get along fairly well for the most part, with her taking a more active role in the friendship but also ragging you every now and then about your position in life due to her fire and your metal. Plus there's the monkey tendency to pick at things and cause mischief when bored, so if you could see that she's doing it with no ill will behind talking you into being her sparring partner and then waylaying you repeatedly...... the two of you would get along good and probably end up bonding over a love of good food and tall tales.
>>44669984I did some research of my own and i guess i'm a wood pig, i think that's good?
>>44669984Damn, a lot really goes into that huh? Never thought something as seemingly cosmically inconsequential as a legal name would figure into something like that.That's a nice picture of the scenario you paint. An ideal friendship with the Hong.
>>44667924I am a wood monkey.
>>44669707>Flan comes across as a Gemini, though.She come more like an Scorpio: Pluto the planet that governs both destruction and transformation. Also Hades and the Underworld-BasementShe comes as Secretive and like to play dark and misterious, She is notorious for having a Weird pattern of thoughts so it could be a mind very perceptive and sensible (think Albert Camu for example)also her One side ponitail may as well be a Stinger, She is also Pure Sexher sister comes more like a Pisces? (and Actress and Bullshiter?, Serious when it comes to ther Family but easily reverts back to a spoiled child)
Id dong meiling
>>44682171NOOOOOOOOOOO
If Meiling is a dragon does she lay eggs?
>>44682779Would that also mean she has a cloaca?
>>44657557Thishttps://files.catbox.moe/qcmcp9.jpg
>>44689168Hey fatnigger, would you mind reading back and telling me where someone wanted to see your mongoloid face again? Thanks.
>>44689168Don't open it's a zipbomb
>>44689499No it isn't
https://files.catbox.moe/bxf6q0.jpg
>>44696198Meiling would rather you not post degenerate fatshit on her thread, anon.
>>44697240That's not even fatshit dumbassThat's muscular Meiling
>>44702739Meiling didn't get to sleep that night
>>44702739dumb bitch can stop time but needs help
Words cannot express my love for the Hong!
>>44667924Isn't element set by month of birth rather than year. That's what i recall reading on book regarding the matter.
>>44711940she faked it to make Meiling look cool
我不会说中文。 我想操美玲。
>>44717401>我不会说中文Yeah, I can tell.that's now how you spell Meiling's name.
>>44717070Meiling can look cool without even trying.
>>44718236they look even cooler together
>>44718236First time I've ever wanted to swap places with a fork
>>44719740I want Meiling to step on me too
Me on the left
>>44720824u a cat anon?
>>44720824Meiling sleeping with cats is too cute.
>>44720856Meiling with a cat is a godsend of cuteness
Meiling strikes me more as a dog person
>>44720891Heart of actual gold.
>>44720896what dog breed would she have?
>>44720919Meiling jumpscare!
>>44720947It could be one that can stand guard with her like a Tibetan mastiff, or maybe a more friendlier type that helps her unwind when she's out of working hours like a Pomeranian.
>>44720995>badass Meiling looking all mad and serious>cradled in her arms, a tiny and fluffly pomeranianGood God, the imagery won't leave my fucking mind now.
>>44721193You don't need it to, someone already drew it!I wish it was properly scanned though...
>>44721253to the blessed soul that drew it. I love you. thanks for consecrating the thread with that image, anon!
>>44720947The ones good at sex.
I am so fucking jealous of Sakuya
>>44727783same
>>44727783>Gym-shorts looking things under her dressI didn't know I had a thing for that
>>44728035She can definitely pull the gym girl look
>hey guys, Meiling here
>>44728220
>>44728332
>>44728220I can KO this Hong with ease.
>>44728408leave the asmathic autist alone
>>44728444Hongpersonation is a serious crime you know!
but it's so cute, anon! Think about the positive side!
>>44728509It should have been me, not her! It's not fair!
Meiling would be a good mother.
>>44730941Flan's so happy, she forgot about her weakness to sunlight!Stay safe with Meiling , Flan!
>>44728408I doubt it
>>44730828mmmm.... i piedi
>>44731193that's the power of Hong!
>>44732217
she'll catch her
Meiling and her actual gf
>>44733048Meiling two gfs. Lesbian threesome is peak.
Wake up! Please wake up ;_;
>zzzzzz...
Great Hong thread!
