Too much Futo already. Pull the plug!
>>43358014I love futo
>>43358094There MUST be more futo!
futo before i shower
What do you like about Futo, anon?
>>43359696i like characters who were born a long time ago and still hold traditions from their era. that combined with her personality and character design makes her an appealing character to me
>>43359696she's very spankable
>>43358197I loved his futo so much
>>43360848adding onto this, i also like when a characters backstory is rooted in a true historical event (her backstory is based on the mononobe-soga conflict)
>>43360848>>43361015To expand on what these gentleman said, Futo's modern-day incarnation is a delight as well. She is cocksure, bombastic, but not incapable of introspection or critical thinking. She's not a dumby - merely someone enjoying their restored youth and power. It's difficult not to be swept along by her zest.Visually, her flowing outfit, floppy sleeves and streaming ribbons are a feast for the eyes, and the focus given to her legs in the fighters (and in fanart) never fails to make my ritual rod the hardwood ritual rod.
>>43359696she speaks funny
>>43361015Also! If we take Futo to be THE Mononobe no Futsuhime, this would make her Soga no Umako's spouse and the mother of his five children. One of whom was a certain Tojiko no Iratsume, later consort of Shotoku Taishi. Indeed, it may be so that Futo is Tojiko's dear old mum! And a grandmum, given that Tojiko had little Crown Princes of her own.That said, out-of-universe sources seem to imply it mayen't be the case they're literally the same people. Still, it's fun to think about.
>>43359696She's fun size.
I want to wake up every morning just to watch her tie her hair.
>>43367267This man understands.
>>43367267I want to touch her hair
What does it mean when she points at you like this?
>>43368986Shut the fuck up.
>>43359558how was the shower, futo fanatic?
>>43368918It means you (the person she's pointing at) should leave it to her (Futo)!
>>43371652So many exposed areas to lick!
>>43358094I'm looking for it, but I can't find it!
>>43372447Time to multiply.
>>43368918She's the equivalent of a lovable ancient Japanese Boomer who may or may not be a parent. She's throwing finger guns at you. "Thou art mine male associate."**"My man", as spoken by Futo. Probably.
>>43373868"Hark, that were an goode jest mine warde! Thu shallt best repeat thine jocular statement to Saint Miko!"
>>43372862one futo is just enough
>>43358014Speak normally and stop wearing that goofy hat.
>>43375219>Speak normallyNo! Let her speak like that!
>>43384700How does tate eboshi become the big tate eboshi?
I want to tenderly hug Futo. I also want to slap her as hard as I can for some reason.
>>43386600Understandable. She's adorable, but she flaunts it too much.
How are her sleeves SO FLOPPY?!
>>43400966CDs weren't around yet during her time.
>>43400966Because Futo is fun size.
>>43411401Please describe to me the funness of Futo's size.
She's so fricking cute. How do I cope with this?
>>43428535You must channel your feelings for her into something more substantial, i.e. create more futos
>>43359696her themes are great
I have decided to compile a list of all the things I love about Futo.
I messed up...
>>43443049Not fair! I want to see Futo's special place!
>>43359558Only cute thing I've seen that guy draw to date. I think it's because he didn't intentionally fuck up her eyes like he usually does
>>43448691Ichirin's girlfriend sure is cute!
I heard there was a need for more Futo!
>>43453156You heard correctly! There is never enough Futo.
>>43443049How did you...
They want Futo dead!
>>43458788Futo will never die as long as there are buddhists left unburned
Look at this daikon?
>>43464277Does this one burn or shock?
Futo is so tempting
>>43471083Ahhh, to slide my hands under Futo's vest and feel up her bare chest! To strum my fingers across her ribs...!
I want to bully her. I want to snicker at the dumb way she talks. I want to make fun of her clan. I want to knock her dumb hat off her head. I want to call her a runt. I want to tell her taoism is dumb and for nerds.
>>43471109And then lean down and kiss her on the lips, right? While rubbing her slight, petite shoulders? Sliding your hands down along her sides to feel up her hips and butt? Saying "No." in a firm voice when she invites you to her chambers?
>>43471144Yes. The Futo is not for sex. She's all dusty inside!
>>43471301>She's all dusty inside!EVEN BETTER!!!
>>43471301Then lick her clean, you daft boyo!
>>43471301Is she a vacuum cleaner?
>>43474629No, her body is just old and unused. If someone were to try to bed her, she'd just ramble on about it relates to Taoism in that ancient granny speak of hers. She can't get laid, that's why the real Great Mausoleum is her vagina!
Futo is fit!
>>43482301Futo could probably grind her hips on top of you for hours without tiring. Think about that, why don't you?
>>43482301Mononobe no Fito.
I really can't overstate how much this girl fills me with joy. Her unbound energy, bright smile and floppy sleeves are just the combination to set my heart ablaze and my face a-smile.I would give up so, so much to court Futo.
>>43487127I would take Futo to court
>>43487829Over what? I'll have you know Futo is unimpeachable!
>>43491727Tresspassing, property damage, threatening with weapons.
>>43471144Man, Futo's so petite you could easily lift her up and do as you please while making out. Manhandle her from head to toe, never letting her feet touch the ground while making her consider a new religion. Clearly stating what you -could- be doing to her, but refusing to since she's a dork and seeing her reaction is kinda amusing. I'm sure nothing ill will come from teasing the pyromaniac till her breaking point.
Great job, you caused this.
>>43502740>nojyaaaaaThe fuck kind of cry is that?Is that how Futo screams?
>>43502740Why can't the world just let Futo enjoy her ice cream?
So why does she talk like that
>>43502771That's how all Futos scream.
>>43508038>all FutosYou mean there are other futos?
Futo but real.
It futo had a child with an outsider would the child speak like old fashioned like their mother or modern like their father
>>43508360They all come in all sizes (small or extra small) and flavors!
>>43509329I will eat them
>>43508852That depends on whom the child spends more time with, but I imagine they could pick up both.The real question is, how do you grow up as a teenage boy around Futo without developing a massive Oedipus complex?
Warm and kind to humans, how could anyone ever lewd this plate?
>>43520146I'll lewd her lovingly.
>>43520146She lewds herself well enough on her own. Look. Gaze upon these legs. The way the skirt climbs her thighs. The precarious shortness thereof. The overt absence of bloomers. Those wide, floppy sleeves and streaming ribbons.There is not a single part of Futo's design that isn't inherently erotic.
It is mandatory to post Futo on Futo Fridays.
Have a cute Futo
>>43527033Why stop at fridays? I want futo everyday!
>>43528074Redundant! Cuto is always Futo!... Or something like that!
>>43532986I'm glad detective Futo brought the case to a satisfying close!
Master of love
>>43522343Futo isn't lewd, she is pure and innocent and wonderful and speaks funny and belongs to pic related.
>>43539691Futo is incredibly, insanely lewd. She just hides it well in front of her pure girlfriend.
she so cute
>>43544961Futo's lap is a resting place for heroes.
Futo is one a away from having a dick.
>>43530712You are welcome to post Futo everyday. But it is MANDATORY to post Futo on Fridays.
>>43553923She's so precious. There are 2hus I like better, but somehow Futo triggers that part of my brain that goes "this must be cherished and protected".
Futo is for butt spanking.
>>43558883That's part of aforesaid protection. Spanking is educational!
>>43522343I thought you were being comically over the top until I saw this picture. Behold, a few inches of exposed arms is giving me a fiery urge to push her down.
>>43560278It's insane how hot she is. She might just be hotter than Rumia!
Do NOT lewd Futo!
>>43562291Else suffer what consequence?
Can you imagine preparing yourself for Taoist training and thinking of what kind of wise and sagely teachers you'll have only to run into this Oompa-Loompa? You'd think it was some sort of gag.
>>43562715Oh, she's going to gag on my ying, all right.Albeit really, it may seem so, but you've got to remember she is an accomplished Taoist and did use to be Miko's mentor. Her overweening enthusiasm aside, she is likely as good of a teacher as you can hope for in Gensokyo.Besides, imagine the injaculation training.
>>43562715>you'll have only to run into this Oompa-Loompa?She's indeed quite the small (and lovable) creature.
>>43566092Futo is small and cute!
>>43562715Imagine if you messed up during Taoist training and a bunch of Futo came out to sing a song about how you fucked up.
>>43569926Fu'to, Fu'to Floppity doop!You fucked up during training you goof!Fu'to Fu'to Diddley dee!Off comes an inch off your pee pee!
It is now Futo Friday.Please post your compulsory Futos.
>>43578352Futo can't be this dumb...
>>43581517Futo isn't dumb! She stores bread under her hat so she always has a snack ready. That's smart!
>>43358014Cute taoist midget
>>43577854I'm doing my part!
Futo Friday may have passed but that does not mean Futo posting will stop.
>>43590086I got drunk during Futo Friday™.
>>43358014Would she be a good wife and mother?
>>43593157The very best
>>43593157She had five children with Soga no Umako, so there's a chance. However, her eldest son then proceeded to run the Soga clan into the ground with a series of impetuous stunts, so take that as you will.Then again, given Futo's motivations in Touhou, perhaps Emishi was simply following his mother's upbringing.
>>43602416I'm going to steal her little boots!
>>43607605You'd steal the shoes of your very own servant? Truly a heartless master.
>>43607605CRIMINAL! DON'T EVEN TRY!
>>43607605What for? Are you going to make stew from them?... To share?
>>43615645Futo booto stew...to?
I hope you are all prepared for Futo Friday!
>>43634778I love her floppy sleeves so much. SO MUCH!
>>43634778Why does Futo like Fridays so much?
>>43635074Stop asking questions and start enjoying Friday with her.
I love Futo friday!
I love her a d her silly hat.
I will fap on Futo Friday!
>>43635074Because what better time to start a fire than Fry-day?
>>43638742I want to spoil Futo with candy too!
>>43649142Do not take that candy Futo! who knows whatever they are laced with!
>>43649142>>43649894Futo deserved the candy for being a good girl! Fuck that boy who dragged her!
Remember when Futo was the official chicken 2hu?
>>43657621Futo lost to the actual cockhu.
>>43661564Futo has never lost to cock, cease thy slander!
Where did Futo's hat go???
>>43677096I'm making stew from it.
>>43674806Futo fears the cock!
>>43677096A beast most foul has taken off with it. Whatever shall Futo do...
>>43682427lol what a geek
>>43682427Futo could take this as an opportunity to try some new headwear.
>>43677096Taken by Anon and used as an onahole.