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beware of abandoned stations space captain anons, who knows what terrible things may lurk withinthey might even have a working fabrication bay that's compatible with your ship's AI
i'm going to ask every lamia to show her butthole until i get an answer
>>42962172>enter derelict space station in the Crab Nebula>SURPRISE! It was full of Crabs! They're scavenging it. Because crabs are scavengers.Well that proved uneventful. On the plus side my ship is very clean now
>>42962386You're very lucky. I heard the last ship that entered that derelict space station was scuttled.
>>42962316Lamias aren't going even HAVE a butthole. Lamias are snek girls, so they're going to have:> Lady parts for sexy times up top, like a Centaur> A cloaca further on down the line where sneks have 'em.It's actually something I've thought about before--arguably, sneks are like centaurs, because they'd have a pussy and a cloaca, and on sneks that cloaca is the penis entry zone.Anyways, more snek mamono should be wrapping their lower body around Anon to force him to fuck their cloaca while wrapping enough additional body around him to force him to eat her out as well. Centaurs definitely can't do THAT and it means that:> SNEK >>>>>>> CentaurAnd that's just science.
>>42962557>A cloaca further on down the line where sneks have 'em.This gives a whole new meaning to coiling.
I wish a cute cancer would scrub me
>>42962557that's hot, this is a good take.
Stop giving Hebis ideas
>>42962610This is my favorite lamia comic:https://nhentai.net/g/102676/It doesn't EXACTLY have the mechanics I want, but it's clear she's much more SNEK than they usually bother with in MGE.
>42962895>n
>>42962922igger
I wish we had a proper monster girl idol series.So much potential.
>>42962720>>42962431In outer space, no one can hear you go woopwoopwoop
>>42963072Why are shortstacks always so horny?
>>42962895I want the Centaur-Maido from the same Cafe.
>>42962895Reminds me of a snek maid from a maid cafe and a dude who thought the snek was into him but she just wanted to eat himIn the end she vored him
>>42963374So tiresome...
>>42962172i misread this as "abandoned space station captians, anon" and now i can only think of human men that ascended to eldritchness after a failed space flight>anon's ship gets hit by a meteor>decompression instantly hits>ship AI is freaking out.>ai "master! i cant seal the hole! im sorry...">anon sucked out into space>his lite-suit is only meant for short hops between ships, its already starting to give>as he drifts the mechanical whine from his AI's anguish through his receiver slowly fades >suddenly, purple at the last moment. anon blacks out for a minute.>A "master? y-your alive!">A "after you were sucked out i noticed a second object approaching.">A "it dragged you back in, sealed the hole, and even reconnected my severed wires!">A "ah... but it is well... uhmmm. w-we're on good terms!">shog "aw cmon dont be shy. hey kid, im a shoggoth. nice to meet you. i had to make... a few changes due to decompression damage, buuuuut you dont need space suits anymore! pretty neat right?"---->a few thousand years later>smuggler 1 "look man im not sure this is a good idea, travel through this sector is banned">smuggler 2 "ive told you this countless times before, if we want to deliver the goods we have to go through the banned sectors!">S1 "yeah but this one is the home of a shoggoth!">S2 "thats why we have particle shields. no eldritch abomi-">suddenly, a metallic groaning comes from further back in the ship>S2 "what was that?">S1 "i knew it! i knew this was a bad idea">captian anon comes walking down to the cockpit>captian "smuggling and going through a banned sector?">anon stabs some kind of knife into the ship's console, but its obviously not meant for stabbing people>C "im sure you already know what kind of danger your in. so just tell me what the goods are and where you're hiding them.">S1 "manticore barbs. 20 crates, 10k per. w-we are hiding them under the fabrication bay.">S2 "dude.">C "highly illegal, highly potent, and highly convenient for me. i like it...">in the moment of silence the ship's shield deactivates, and the sound of a larger mass attaching to the ship echos throughout the halls.>A "ready to serve master!">C "good, prepare the fabrication bay to make two of those shogbots you two have spent the past two hundred years designing, you can get creative with how you use the material from the manticore barbs.">S "save a crate for us to play around with back home. ive been itching to try and replicate those things.">with a smug look on his face, anon teleports off the ship as it goes into lockdown. presumably going to fuck his wives while the fabrication bay works.
>>42963175You know how big people can handle alcohol better than small people? It's the same with hormones.
>>42963867also translates to dogs/canine girlsIt's not the huge 2 meters tall Hellhound you need to be worried about - she sleeps most of the day and only wants a man pillow at most. It's the goddamn loud houndlet that's obsessed with recreating the weird femdom/reverse rape hentai she watches all day
>>42963813>elder shog starts throwing baby shogs out into space like that planet in Metroid Prime
>>42964195>ywn be a pillow to a huge monsterpain
Good morning anon, would you like to start you morning with some refreshing and nutritious Troll milk? You can have it directly from the source
>>42964595stop feeding the trolls
>>42963028>Lich idol who always sings in the same tone, only does low effort dance moves and looks constantly tired>Somehow insanely popular
>>42964383It's fun up until she rolls over you during her sleep and you get smothered in softness.
>>42964671Yeah, know the natural order.
>>42964595yup, also straight from the tap
>>42964671I want to get breastfed by the Troll
>>42964962Is he paying the troll toll?
Fuck the troll, pay the toll
>>42964940>Can't get out of bed in the morning because she's holding you like a teddy bear in her arms and you can't wiggle free>Late to work because of it
>>42965863
Lilim appreciation post. The urge to breed lilims is reaching its peak...
Just added the Yandere Shog chapter to my Bloodborne Crossover for that one person asking for it.https://archiveofourown.org/works/45830287/chapters/115418578
>Come oooon, get back in bed so we can cuddle>You don't have anything to do today, it's Sunday
>>42965942Lilims are extremely rare and the chances of you ending up with one are less than winning the lottery jackpot
>>42961986
>>42966307and yet the anon with strong urge to marry one WILL end up with a Lilim, that's how MGE works.
>>42966333What if there physically dont exist enough lilims to go around
dont wear that dendria polpany set, it has amazing stats but it makes you look too cute to monsters in your oversized armor
I love extremely rare girls
>>42966341The number of Lilims is always greater than or equal to x, where x is number of men dreaming about marrying a Lilim.Why do you think you can even buy a ticket to watch DL give birth?
>>42966307>(You) WILL love the lilim>(You) WILL call the lilim cute>(You) WILL take the lilim out on dates>(You) WILL one day marry the lilim >(You) WILL have romantic creampie breeding sex with the lilim >(You) WILL have many daughters AND sons with the lilim >(You) WILL live a happy and fulfilling life with the lilim >(You) WILL BE HAPPY WITH THE LILIM
>>42964595Troll milk may be more refreshing, but Haku milk makes you smarter.
>>42966478wurm milk is the best for building strength and angel milk is amazing for faith
>>42966418Damn scalpers bought up all the tickets to the latest DL birth viewing as soon as they went live, guess I'll have to wait 9 months before I can buy another ticket.
>>42966341just wait a few years, you'll have a loli lilim knocking on your door.
>>42966493>What it's like to be an average height in tallsborough
>>42966541>naughty humans get put on the top shelf
Bloodsuckers need to calm down.
>>42966681this is why you keep your vampiric castle dwellers wellfed, lest they go ravenous, equip an amulet of infinte healing and blood
>>42966681soon you'll have to hide from the squitos
>>42966667My wife keeps putting things in the kitchen on high shelves, so I'm forced to ask her for help. She makes a big show of it, "Oh, I guess I can help an adorable human this time~", as she'll lean her body into me and trap me between the wall and her breasts.
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>>42966746You went to put ketchup on her burger but half the bottle came out
>>42966415Ice Queen wives are hard to find not because they're rare, but for the White Horns and Yetis that steal you on your way to her palace
>>42966700thats y you should learn telekienes
>>42966302But I'm hungry
>>42965863I want to be squished beneath the ultra hag
>>42966875bogie auntie would be hella fun, but i bet shes real creepy
why do we have sithbut no jedi
>>42966900She still makes you company on Friday night and drains your stress al night long
>>42966907Because here we only deal in absolutes
>>42966893You don't need food, just beeg Yeti milk
>>42966914the entire point of monstergirls is that we dontgoing to the extremes leads us to normal faggots and furries
>>42966908still tho, she gotta be a creep about it by whispering in my ear, molesting me while asleep, and acting like a total creep
resist the sheep anon
>>42966847They are already very rare, getting to one being so difficult only makes them even rarer in practice. A loli one ups the rarity even higher.
>>42966965Joke's on you, that turns me on even more
>>42963028There's already oversaturation of the idol industry.
>>42966746Just out of the picture is a futa hellhound cumming inside her.
>>42966992you sure? she has a fetish of dressing you like a clown and havign public sex with you as a circus act
>>42966302I have work on sundayYou can thank the three-letter-word religion for that.
>>42967033I'm not going outside on Friday night, I'm tired
>>42967033That doesn't sound like a Bogey though
>>42967043>Friday nightits sunday
>>42967047bogie, the clown not bogey the plushie. The bogie bogey haku will rape this knowledge into you
>>42967033The Jester and The Bogie the ultimate power couple.
>>42966907It's because it's not pronounced "Sith", it's pronounced "Shee". Since the original Gaelic is Sídhe.
>>42967058>bogie, the clowndont you mean bogie D. clown ?
>>42967067no, thats my doctor
>>42961986You are being hunted.
>>42966307The hardest part of marrying a lilim is less you and more their near 3dpg standards for men. Seriously they all want "heroes" just cause their mother just happened to get one. Good thing lilim are extremely long lived and will remain fertile long enough to not regret such a mistake.Pic unrelated, I just think the sheep is cute.
>>42967086>Sir, you are being huntedOH GREAT, another "remake" of a classic that reduces the source material to a porn flick.I hate mamono so goddamn much, close the fucking portals already.
>>42967097>near 3dpg standards for menWait, what kind of cuck headcanon is this?
>>42967097No eating from the load!
>>42966441I will not. I will defeat the Lilim and then make sweet love to her lesser succubus assistant She can watch if she wants to
>>42967097There's a good girl o want to headpat and feed tin cans to!
>>42967097anon, that just means you actually want her as in ignoring any other monster in the path. thats all. Also they dont want heros dum dum, read the books
>>42967097Oh who really cares about those forever virgins Lilims are the basic bitch choice of monster girls they’re just a more powerful version of a succubus, that they have no appeal to me.
>>42966907Because Sidhe are a part of ye olde english mythology, same way as trolls/tryllos are part of old scandinavian myths. Meanwhile, outside of Star Wars, there's no "jedi" mythos anywhere.
>>42967264>Can't swim>When most of her body is a giant floaty Huh. I have a feeling the usual hand-holding swimming lessons might be a bit difficult with a snake, too.
When monstergirls are finally able to have incubus sons, will incubi born from harpies hatch from eggs or be gestated inside the mother?
>>42967403i'd imagine inside since we dont have those teeth to pierce the shell
>>42967264>water snake lamiasplease normal lamias are scary enough
>>42967244cute necromancer goat. can she turn me into an undead with her thunder thighs?
I wanna sniff danuki breath!
>>42967471>those>thunder thighshuh?
>>42967403>>42967422Sons of harpies could have harder knuckles when they're babies.
>>42967403I’m still wondering if a chaos monster has a incubus son would the son already have the transformations like their fathers from birth or would the sons have to get a chaos girl themselves to get the transformations, one of the many mysteries of MGE.
>>42967528thing is, that we dont have any strength when we are just bornalso, to make yandere normals, just fuck them until they can't think about doing yandere stuff anymore
>>42967574hasn't it been quite some time for an old lady like Ran to go into her emo phase
>>42961986>what are you gonna do, stare rape me?>quote from married man
>>42965998That was me, thanks Anon I'll check it out after work I have work really soon
>>42967604But I read that they're shy and don't attack men!
I want to pet the stalks
>>42967061I wouldn't be able to resist my auntster if she looked like this
>>42966907>the cait/cu "jedi" are former animals that turned into proper monsters rather than furriesfucking hell that gave me a stupid idea.>"you turned him against me, cunobi">"you did that yourself, caitikin! you embraced the sith side"
>>42966307
>>42967787Choco Yandere Crocs.
>>42967792I'm gonna pull Batlim in the demon lord pregnancy gacha!
>>42967666I want to sniff her breath
>>42967873Go sniff mustard gas
>>42967574She has a silly hat
>>42967028Sauce?
>>42963175We DESERVE tall husbands! We are no longer asking!
>>42967877I genuinely hope you have a good day, anon
>>42967777>cu sith and a kobold having an epic lightsaber duel>second panel is their owner watching in confusion as the two are hitting each other with twigs
>>42967911if thats a cursed blade wouldnt it work better as a dagger?
>>42967976She can charm other kinds of snakes as well
>>42967992colubrids and elapids?
>>42968066I don't know what means but if it means penis yes
>>42965863Don't worry, your boss was also late because she slept in to cuddle her husband more.In fact only the single monsters were on time. Again
>>42968093>chatting up your coworkers while you kill time outside the building waiting for the late manager to show up with the key>manticore starts leaning really closely when you mention you've got over 300 hours of Rape Time Offif only there were some other way to pass the time...
>>42968093i'd be the type to ditch school and hang around office buildings to try and catch an old OL monster on her break
>>42967949It's someone's XIV character turned into a fatass.
>>42968207>Delinquent anon takes to flipping the miniskirts of OL monsters>Each one has a different style>The stern serious manticore with cute bear panties>Seductive bombshell demon with plain white>Tomboy titcow pyrow with a sarashii and fundoshi>Quiet shy holst hourglass with expensive Victoria's Secret garters>Lolibaba baphomet wearing nothing at allGood thing anon is on the track and field team. Otherwise he'd have been raped dozens of times over for his stunts
God dammitThey know fully damn well what the rule is about food on the bed.
>>42968314i'd be flirting with them as they were eating their lunch
>>42968320Snacks are not food
>>42965942Lilims are good girls and deserve to be loved and cherished everyday!
>>42968186>in line at the dmv>now located in pandemonium, naturally>a clock sits on the wall, hands frozen in time>some baphomet is holding up the line arguing about the date of birth on her license>the employee can't do anything about it but it's not like the bapho is listening anyway>try to zone out>some raiju is fidgeting behind you>probably masturbating>asking her to stop would be basically volunteering your body >resign yourself and stare at the wall>the still clock mocks you over the non-passage of time. the line has yet to move>an ushi up ahead of you broke down, grabbed the guy next to her and started humping>an employee set out a "Caution: Wet floor" sign nearby >great, the raiju rubbing up against you now and making needy noisesmaybe the #1 leading cause of rape is actually boredom
>>42967097My Lilim waifu doesn't have any notions of me being a hero, (even though that is her favorite role play). She loves me for being me, autism and all.
>>42968320I swear they think that just because they act cute and have fluffy tail they can get away with anything.They're right but that doesn't mean that they should.>>42968527Okay Joel
>>42967116not thread related but I don't mind pokemon gajinkas I would love to have a tomboy Blastoise girl be the anchor for my team
>>42968563True, that’s why farmers have so many kids
>>42968207>hang around office buildings to try and catch an old OL monster on her breakIf you want truly desperate, go to an Applebee's during lunch and talk to every hag at the bar.
>>42966907Great now I'm imagining a MG with telekinesis running around her house in her boyfriends bathrobe acting like she's using the force.
>>42968669>guys this gator keeps watching me while I fish, am I in trouble?
>>42968665>she gets the broom and starts making lightsaber sounds
>>42968669>tfw no good gumbo
>>42968320This is why lolis are shit tier compared to CCs. >lolis - will eat snacks in your bed like a goddamn savage>CC - will get out of bed to make you breakfast in bed just so you can have the strength to get her pregnant todayThe choice is a clear one folks, I don't wanna fuck kids and I hope that you don't sexualize children either you sick fucks, so get a mature woman today and make her smile!
>>42966907evil too sexy.you don't hear people clamoring for 'ancient good'
>>42968736wrinkled hands wrote this post
>>42968710>make some gumbo on your brand new houseboat>bunch of gator girls swim up and tell you you're cooking the gumbo all wrong >they proceed to start fighting over proper gumbo ingredients
>>42968736Counterpoint: lolibaba
>>42968747They called him Anon Moses
>>42968748uoh small housewife
>>42968746I'm only 27!>>42968748lolibabas are okay as long as they act their ageI like Grelia for that specific reason
>>42968747>while the gators are fighting Snapping Turtle-chan snags Anon
>>42968743That's because 'ancient good' was still pretty evil by our standards.
>>42968748Based ending for that doujin too>Hey, help me think of a name for this child you impregnated me with
>>42968736A loli Demon will make you breakfast after you've fucked and sexualized her the previous night.
>>42968897no loli will ever do anything like that they're all fucking brats who don't even know how to use a toaster oven
>>42968320>Your wife eats fried chicken and doritos in the bed>Rather than fight her about it is best to just join her.
>Look for a condom in a MGE pharmacy after being isekaid>Loli cashier frowns asking why you would want that>Say you want to have protected sex>"Oh, I see!" she says smiling she picks up some device "There is a man here and you wouldnt believe what he said! Sir, can you repeat why you wanted that?">You blush about the attention but repeat you want protected sex>"Dont worry sir, I got just what you want. Please wait here.">You dont understand the fuss, maybe everyone here has it raw and she is happy that for once there is a responsible guy?>For some strange reason a huge dark skinned wolf girl with flaming eyes and tribal markings comes out>She begins to drag you away>You worry you said something offensive or broke some law. Maybe "condom" means something different?>"I-I dont think I got understood well... all I wanted was to buy a covering to have safe sex, protected sex">Her grip tightens>You feel her tail crashing against you as it unconrollably swings *THUD* *THUD* *THUD*>"Me cant take it longer!" crudely says the canine with a strong deep voice>The small goat girl sighs>"Okay, use the backroom.">Get yanked and carried away>Did you said something wrong? Are you about to get eaten or beaten up?
>>42968944That's super hot.
>>42968890>>42968748
>>42969017Still the best
>>42968669gator nipples
>>42968987Technically any sex with a hellhound is safe sex.Nothing else is gonna touch you, anyway.
>>42968944> Miss Baph fireman carries you into her domicile.> The next morning, you're exhausted FOR REASONS.> AND you threw your back out in, like, hour 2, so you're basically trapped in bed.> So Miss Baph brings you breakfast in bed!> Plays it off like she did all the work.> But you see a familiar in a maid uniform peaking out behind the bedroom door as she comes in.> Whatever, you got breakfast.
>>42968944>no loli will ever do anything like thatDemon, Kikimora and Anubis ones would, I'm sure there are many more that are a good fit but that's just off the top my head.>fucking bratsYes that's the idea
>>42966746>six months later! !
>>42968320yeah, she's eating right from the bag! crumbs will get all over no matter how hard she tries, gotta put it into another container.
>>42969207I forgot about the space correction. Imagine the !! is actually five spaces apart
>>42969223needs more of a curve to it
>>42968987Safe sex as in "egg gets safely fertilized" kind of sex
>>42968944as if you wouldn't find a confused and crying hag standing next to the microwave she caved in for alarming her with its strange beeps and unnatural waysthey're not great with technology
>>42969255
>>42969255>having to comfort a 8ft hag who punched your microwave because of the beepingshould be mad, but I just want to spoil her more
What are some monsters you used to like but for whatever reason no longer either like them or feel neutral towards them?For me it's Anubis, hellhounds, mermaids, zombie and wight
>>42969362stay faithful
>>42969255>>42969281Only a filthy adulterous manwhore would use a microwave when he could have a dragon wife reheat things for him.
What would a Malef maid be like?
>>42969362I would say I don't like them anymore, but Manticore were my introduction into MGE. Having a big powerful monster of a woman as a wife sounds great, but the venom part legitimately scares me. I don't like drugs, losing my mind or conscious control of my body scares.
>>42969304>ancient evil hag from pre DL times>relatively recently unsealed.>bears a lot of mental weight>going into public, or even outside at times, is a ptsd minefield.>but she's been getting better, birds dont remind her of the old harpy villages anymore!>decide to introduce her to some modern tech, mainly kitchen appliances since she likes to cook to keep her mind off of stuff. also keeps things simple>first the microwave since its probably the easiest thing>she gets a little nervous when pressing the buttons>becomes increasingly uncomfortable due to the humming>BEEP BEEP BEEP>suddenly she looks like a frightened animal and uses a sealing spell to lock herself in her room.>apparently automatons existed back then... and she purged a few of their hives before the transformation happened.please be nice to ancient evils.its not easy for them to be reminded of the past.
>>42969382But she always uses too much heat!
>>42969451wouldn't, I still kinda like them.
>>42969087Amazons too, they are top tiers protectice waifus
>>42969362Based purely on body type, mothmen and papillons are great and I was drawn to them initially.> Mothman is not *intentionally* rapey as fuck with her scale powder> Papillons are nice girls in generalThey're all right, I guess, but I need a meaner, more intentionally manipulative girl.
>>42969442>arrogant tsun maid that runs her mouth at you but does her work almost flawlessly>wears very skimpy uniforms>you didn't know they even made lingerie that slutty for girls that small
>>42968625Go to the gas station across the street from one of these office buildings at 5:07pm and stand in the liqour section. Prime desperate hag territory
>>42969304
>>42969362>Used to really like liches>Now I'm just eh towards themAlso, I've noticed they don't really get any new art except for the few lich waifu fags. And they're all massive faggots in all kinds of different ways.Other than that Anubis is a big one. Nice wolf type girl but tends to be really one note.
>>42969362SandwormI still like the idea of sandworm but the more I think about the practicalities of living with one, the less I think it would work in the long run.
>>42969451Her venom doesn't affect your mind but it will make your dick hard for hours and way more sensitive
>>42969362Most of Wonderland fell out of favor over time. Same for the undead. My interests made a hard shift toward just foxes, dragons, griffons, and vanilla valkyries.
>>42969362hellhounds for me, they are mid to me
>>42969709It also controls your body and you start to use her tail to get off. Maybe I'm just realism fagging, but that's not exactly something you can do without messing with the brain.
>>42969709>AHHH! MY MIND IS MELTING! I'M BECOMING A SLAVE TO THE TAILPUSSY!>babe, it's just viagra in a quill, chill out>oh
>>42969612Gotta buy a titanium monster-strength microwave next time
>>42969645That's more or less why I dislike baphomets.
>>42969809Same. It's hard to think of a Baphometfag who isn't a massive autist or faggot. Unfortunately Wights were forever for me by Wightfag's shenanigans and making them synonymous with NTR.
>>42969809I like Baphos, but the burden of being husband to a major organization's leader and expected to be second in command is a bit of a turn off. Which brings me to my favorite girl, familiars. Comfy wizard life with loli familiar wife.
>>42969362All the retarded newfag using Cheshires to justify garbage shitposting made me dislike the whole species>teheee I was only pretending to be retarded like a true cheshire :^)that kind of trash
>>42969362Hellhounds, wights and anubis all due to ntr related shitheads.Kitsunes because of all the hagposters
>>42969876Being Runya's hubby seems like the perfect option for you. At most, you just have to fetch her coffee from time to time. Library sabbath comfy. Really, I like to think that's what most of the sabbaths are like if you're married to a bapho. Just comfy, some errand running like coffee, picking up a package at the post office, maybe pick some things up at market, and rare items from the dark, underground market. Obviously, there are a few named ones that don't fit this MO.
Thankfully Sandworm is still pure.
>tons of "x because some asshole likes them"Buncha weak-willed Alps in here.
>>42969932Hagposters are based tho.
>>42969940That was always the impression I got from them too, aside from ones like Ropu's obviously.
>>42969932>Kitsunes because of all the hagpostersWow rude.
>>42969738They probably mean that you are perfectly aware that your dick is so sensitive and bursting and you need that tailpussy for relief
>>42969959It has nothing to do with being weak willed and more to do with faggots ruining the public perception of the species with their wanton nigotry. Breathfag, The Mick™, Wightfag, the various Baphofags who I'm not going to bother naming because I know at least one of those schizoids reads the thread to stir shit, and the various hagposters have really out-worn their welcome.>B-But you're still a weak willed Alp!Stub your toe and gape your ass on a mason jar.
>>42969738big horny overrides a lot of brain processes. not intrinsically the venoms fault you're wired that way
>>42970069Can you elaborate on the baphos? I don't recall any baphfags being obnoxious recently
>>42970069why would public perception affect your personal interest? like what you like
>>42970069One man, one Jar.
>>42969876You can also be a husband to one of the hags in Shiro's Sabbath too
>>42970069A whole bunch of shit that has nothing to do with the species itself and instead random fags on the internet.So yes. Weak-willed Alp.
>>42970069So what's your favorite with pristine reputation?
>>42970141chochin obake 10/10
>>42970089Man, just imagine--JUST IMAGINE--if the portals opened in like 2012.> My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is out.> It gets its own containment board, /mlp/, that same year.> Portals open, monsters pour in.> Almost impossible for any of the "taur" mamono to get non-cringe mates.> Centaurs everywhere cringe.> Nightmares have it the worst.> Everyone wants their own autist wizard pony.> Mamono petition for the show to be taken off the air as it's "offensive"> Just makes things worse.> Eventually they just resort to succubizing and incubizing the whole cast.> Now it's just pornographic.> Again, just gets more popular.> But the characters are still cringe as fuck.> Centaur-types all go back through the portals in defeat.
>>42970206i didn't know you had such a personal interest in that
>>42969362Lamia were my OG monstergirl alongside slimes, but i've turned into too much of a legman to primary them anymore
>>42969968They're decent; now TRANSHAGCHADS on the other hand...
>>42970234Stop trying to force your shitty meme
>>42970012I don't take any issue with posting about hags in and of itself, my problem is more so how limp and onenote hagposting often is, reading directly as "hag does sex with boy"/"I want hag sex", and never evolving to anything beyond that. This entire thread comes down to wanting love and affection, and often sex, from various breeds of monster, but hagposting is especially onenote as quality posts often have some sort of evolving concept or lead up and punchline while hagposting oversimplifies to its own detriment, often relying on the existence of a "hagville" where older women would arbitrarily gather simply for the sake of the fantasy rather then putting in the mental legwork to position a young man in front of their imagined Christmas cake, but as a result the fantasy carries no weight and offers no satisfaction. Also to its detriment is the habit of many hagposters to go without a more evolved hag character, there's nothing to grasp onto beyond "old" because the fantasy is rarely fleshed out as well as many other fantasies are.tldr. Hagposting itself isn't bad, but a lot of it is just really low effort. Pic included for comedic relief.
>Getting moo'ed in StarttownYou were never going to be the chosen hero, anon.Just accept your fate as a humble, dairy farmer.
>>42970392Thank you for posting an image with no mamono content at all--you have perfectly captured the spirit of "low effort" that you rail against.> Miss Haku says "Lurk more!"
>>42970419>giving up that easily just take your new cow wife with you on your adventures
>>42970419Has it been three years yet?>3 more days until next months monthly call for questionsI can get waiting until you ask for next months questions at the same time but it sure is strange.
>>42970392tldr. Just rant about shit you hate instead of contribute anything worthwhile after ten threads.
>>42970433You'll be too busy getting milked and milking her. >>42970435First tell me how you got moo'ed so easily by level 1 cow. I mean they're really easy to defeat.
Uoooooh hag tits
>>42970468I am not into the eternal lactation thing.
>>42970481Then you shouldn't have gotten moo'ed, silly
>>42970121>get hired as a 'custodian' by the shirokuto sabbath>job ends up being taking care of a bunch of magical hikkis basic needs>doing the rounds you enter ms witches room>open tomes, discarded reagents, lit candles and bits of laundry lay scattered around while ms witch hunches over her desk scrawling notes>engrossed in her studies she makes no indication of acknowledging anons presence>he sets about cleaning up the fire hazard and tidying the room>once satisfied, he turned his attention to witch>tired, haggard eyes continued to pour over texts>"ms witch, when was the last time you slept?">annoyed by the interruption she exhales sharply. "4 or 5 days maybe, it's really nothin- hey! unhand me!">anon lifts her light body and carries her over to the bed as she continues to babble about his impertinence and the importance of unraveling arcane mysteries>she starts to settle down once anon lays her across the mattress>he sets a nearby goat plushie in her arms which she clutched greedily>tucking her in he goes to leave>"ah, but...I can't sleep if you don't cast that spell">he didn't have an ounce of magic in him but he knew what she meant>he walked back over and kissed her on the forehead. >"a-and say the incantation!">"sweet dreams, ms witch"as far as retirement home gigs go it's not bad
>>42966847Ice Queens in general am,mre rare though.
>>42970508anon valiantly repopulated the species singlehandedly and they are no longer in endangered or protected status
>>42970508Just put a slime in the freezer for a few days. Nine out of ten perverts can't tell the difference.
>>42970529>endangered or protected statusvile monsters tricking good hearted anons with their lies
Treating your ancient bapho wife like a child.>Smoking>Hey!! Cigars are not for children, put that down!>Take cigar from her paw and snuff it out.>Drinking>Hey [bapho name], you're too young to be drinking!>Take drink away and hand her apple juice.>Dessert>No! No cookies from the cookie jar until after you've eaten you peas.>Place the jar on the top shelf in the cupboard.
>>42970141Sea Kelp great bait m8 rate it 8/8
>>42969362Sandworms probably. The idea of being trapped in what’s essentially a giant vagina while having sex sounded like heaven, but it became less appealing when I considered life outside 24/7 sex, and the fact that they’re also carnivores edged too close to vore territory for me.
>>42970600I don't see why a Jinko would pretend to be endangered. I would mate with one even if their population had already surpassed that of the mouse girls.
>>42970085Mostly goes back to the Wightfag debacle with Puuyo being the alleged Brutus to his NTR Caesar while Aux was coming on here to shit stir over worrying about his mangos as well as the chink with the "After DOP" manga shit.
>>42970697you nut harder if it's to save a species
>>42969681>>42970668Retards.>Q:With Sandworm, is female body able to detach from worm's body, or are they fused?>A: They are fused, and can't be detached. However, still depends on their mana and intelligence(both can be developed by continuing marriage), she can change the part that are attached to worm's body to arms or back, and create pseudo-legs like human female. Additionally, they can temporarily shrink worm's body and become the form like Lamia, so they can go to the town with their husbands.
>>42970751i wouldn't marry a sandworm to get a lower quality lamia out of it
>>42970731>Puuyo being the alleged Brutus to his NTR CaesarHe publicly posted that he was ratting out the guy on twitter and here. God knows where else. You can range the reasons from retardation to attention whoring to maliciousness although I'd assume the latter.
>>42970500There's a few reasons they're my favorite Sabbath group and that's a good example of it.
>>42970600I bet monsters have fake sites selling stuffed animals and real monsters just show up in boxes like that. I'd order at least five
>>42970951Interestingly it's the more monster-branded sites that are "safer"Don't want to waste everyone's time when the one ordering is a monster too, after all.
Sure is dead in here.
Bimbo cow farm is best farm
>>42971155i droped this cow in the lake, oh goddess of the milky lake
>>42971155>Rebis
>>42971174a spooky one for sure
>>42971155is this the aftermath of plugging a haku into the milkers?
>>42971224nah this is cali holsts
What is the purpose of weak men?
>>42971155bimbo art treads a thin line between being good and being grotesque
>>4297125890% grotesque if you ask me
>>42971267that i agree with. Sometimes it goes over
To think some people hate the best girl because of one faggot, ISHYGDDT
>>42971308yes, prolong the discussion. that'll be productive
>>42971308>ISHYGDDTWhat?
>>42971308I don't hate Wights I just wish ding dongs would stop tying Wightfag to them like you do with Breathfag and Danukis or the potatonigger and the Siths.
>>42971251Weak men are bait to most monster girls they can’t resist and they want to make men like that all theirs and protect them forever and ever, it is in their nature to do so.
>>42971251Captured by dragons.
>>42971308i dont hate her but jiangshis are better, having delicious massive thighs, cute accents, soft bodies, jiggle physics, cute funny little hat
>>42971258Almost always the latter
>>42971308I prefer my undead to be of the leech variety and easily bulliable by dhampir childhood friend
>>42971251Mere'd by low level monsters
One fine day with a woof and a purrA baby was born and it caused a little stirNo blue buzzard, no three-eyed frogJust a feline canine little NekoWanNekoWanNekoWan...Alone in the world was a little NekoWan!A lunatic dog and a frustrated catOpposite this and opposite thatInternal struggle for two in one sisScratchin' and bitin' and lovin' in blissNekoWanNekoWan...Nothing in the world like a little NekoWan!NekoWan (NekoWan)NekoWan (NekoWan)Nothing in the world like a little NekoWan!Demanding your love, stuck on your wellnessHot on the trail of your uncracked pelvisFriends to the end in good or bad weatherBut life is complicated when you're always together!NekoWanNekoWaaaaanNothing in the world like a little NekoWanOut on the road or back in townAll kinda monsters putting NekoWan downGotta rise above it, gotta try to get alongGotta walk together, gotta sing this song -NekoWanNekoWan...Alone in the world was a little NekoWan!NekoWanNEKOWanAlone in the world was a little NekoWan!NekoWan (NekoWaaaaan)NekoWan (NekoWan!)Alone in the world was a little NekoWan!
Still thinking what chapter 7 could be about for my MGE Bloodborne story, that I know I was gonna do something with the familiar and the baphomet that showed up in the beginning of my story I just don’t know where to begin any ideas of what I could do for chapter 7 since I have taken requests before here to make a chapter for someone.
>>42970789>He publicly posted that he was ratting out the guy on twitter and hereBased, Wightnigger deserved it.
>>42971308I don't like coalburners.
>>42971550dumb gote
>>42971574THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GODDAMN TREES!
>>42971527It depends on how much you want for to contribute to the story, you could do a lot. You could have her investigate the moon and presence really deeply along with the other old ones, you could just make it about her trying to find a man too as well. That's all I could think of it any rate, speaking of baphos a really funny gag is when they find a dude and claim him but he is not into Loli shit at all and she ends up looking like a milf
>>42970789Why is it a bad thing exactly? NTR has no place in MGE, I'm fine with him telling the community that the dude is being sussy. It's not like he doxxed him or anything
Gazer tries to rape me.I poke her in the eye.Now Gazer is crying!I feel bad about that actually!How I stop Gazer from crying?!
>>42971574Love Dryads, it's a bit scary to be stuck in place though
>>42971644Ask her to hypnotize you
>>42971662Okay let me rephrase.How I stop Gazer from crying without letting her rape me?
>>42971662source?
>>42971687Bonk her on the head with a wooden stick until she goes to sleep
>>42971687I will reiterate let her hypnotize you, she wouldn't do anything nefarious...
>>42971694I don't have it sadly I couldn't find it with a reverse image search
>>42971623I think I might combine those ideas together because Rom just popped in my head that could be changed into a monster girl and that the Baphomet and the Familiar get guidance from her to find their true loves or something.
>>42971721And by sleep you mean you kill her, yes? Very well I suppose dying also means they can no longer be sad.>>42971756I know better than that, the Order priests taught me. Not racist to mamono just don't like em okay?
>>42971764https://exhentai.org/g/557370/b268d92068/i'll throw you a bone, i guess it is an old one
>>42971779No I meant knock out. Killing is forbidden.
>>42961986You filthy fucking Liars. This is your Demon Lord Lilith in action:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l1BKieh7Zw&t=42sYou all said she wasn't evil... Care to explain yourselves, monster fuckers?
The meaty holst hag is simply too powerful.
>>42971779Alright here's a sure fire way to cheer her up, no hypnosis or rape. Look into her big eye, that's all. Just stare at it for awhile
>>42971777Yeeaaah, I'm excited to see where this goes
>>42971804>BlizzardOrder propaganda
>>42971804>Blizzardshit>Diablo 4Fuck right off my guy. Lilith in the context of MGE is literally just a hornier Tron fighting against the tyranny of the MCP.
>>42971801Says who?>>42971824So have a staring contest with her? Okay, I can do that if it'll cheer Gazer up.
What should be done in the hypothetical situation of a smart ancient evil wurm awakening?
Do you like Titania?
>>42971931Why does this look like if Tohka(Date a Live) was a Wurm.
>>42971942she's not what i'm looking for in a woman
>>42971942Fun as a friend, couldn't handle one as a wife.
>>42971931give her some candy so she doesn't destroy the world
Orcas may look nice but they're actually hardcore sexual bullies.
>>42971988Dolphin girls is where it pays off to be up to date with internet memes.Yes, they will drag you to the rape caveThey do have exceptional control over their vaginal muscles and can literally grab you by your dickand yes, they do secrete a substance that makes you stay hard indefinitely
>>42971988They bully poor Mersharks.
>>42971942Please send help I performed one quest in the fairy kingdom and she won't let me leave!
>>42972045You foolEnjoy your stay in the fairy kingdom
>>42971988I feel like they would be nice to you but be mean to everyone else
>>42972045Just dive head-first into her chest and go through the doorway with her, it's that easy.
>>42971988giga dolphins are a horrifying concept
What are some easy quests to complete for early xp?I'm worried about getting oneshot by meaty monsters
>>42972079let her ride you around from place to place like a horse.
I go to the graveyard ONCE to pay my respects to my ancestors and somehow I come back home with three Zombies who won't stop following me and telling me in raspy voices that "we're married now". Why does this happen to me...?!
>>42972086I'd much rather just lose to hags
>>42972079Go to the hellhound graveyard wearing weak level one gear. They'll protect you and you'll get some exp from their wins
>>42972109They're giving me funny looks, are you sure about this?
>>42972055No please help me anon! I was going to be a powerful knight! I can't lose to a lonely titiana she sealed the entire castle with magic and I can hear her getting closer he
>>42972063I think the plan backfired, she's holding me tightly and won't let go
>>42971947Cause it is.
>>42972139Push, man. Pick her up and use those legs.
>>42972130Yes, as a matter of fact go up to one and ask for protection. Say you're a weak adventurer and want a buddy to help protect you! Say you'll split the gold, this is a foolproof plan.
>>42972103you will have an angry lich at your door demanding her minions back
>>42972031Sorry fishtits; mammals gotta stick together.
I really love this picture, the cracking of the mirror, the flame being close to getting snuffed out by the massive bogie behind the lad sealing him in with her God it's such a good picture
>>42972163She's too heavy Anon...I think I'm screwed both literally and figuratively
>>42972245SHE'S A FAIRY, HOW CAN YOU NOT LIFT HER
>>42972212I didn't ask for this...
I bet these dorks have no counter to mages
>>42972045Just form a party with her
>Tease cheshire-chan once for fumbling her joke >Ms. Bogie visits me for being a bad boy
>>42972256IM LOW LEVEL MY STRENGTH STAT IS 3 I WENT WITH A CHAR BUILDSHE'S ALSO VERY BIG, LIKE 5'11
>>42972264a crime is a crime anon, you're going straight to undead jail
I finished the fire chick!
>>42972267You won't be talking so high and mighty when an Amazon shaman shows up
>>42972323cute birb
>>42972301>5'11">largeYou sure she didn't feed you some wonderland food and make you tiny
>>42972323I will always hate the placement of her tail ornaments. Cute bird though.
>>42972323I think she's past being a chick with this chest.
>>42972323She's very cute, really nice, good job anon
>>42972323hot
>>42972337I'm not scared of some untrained savage. Unlike her, a proper mage spends years mastering the most powerful spells. I bet at most she can do is basic elemental attacks or some basic fortune-telling!
I'm a bit annoyed succbi don't have tail pussy, no idea why but I'm a massive whore for tail pussy
>>42971871Just uploaded chapter 7, which I made Rom a slight neet in the story and also I might update the chapter later to make it a little bit longer if I get more creative with it.
>>42971873Unfortunately, monstergirl state propaganda is no better.
>>42972079Mailman quests are easy to complete, until they aren't.
>>42972450Fuck off you twitternigger off-topic faggot
>>42972423Also I just added that the Baphomet and the Familiar in the story are heavy bottom lolis that will sit on you.
>>42972500I wanna play chicken with a hellhound, it would be very funny
>"LOOK AT YOU WHAT YOU DID ANON! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! ITS BECAUSE OF YOU THE LAND IS IN RUIN- NO ITS NOT ME- I DID NOT LAUNCH THE ORANGE NUKES THAT TURNED EVERYTHING YELLOW. YOU MADE ME DO THIS THEREFORE IT IS YOUR FAULT!!! YOU MADE ME DO THIS, YOU ARE THE ONE THAT BEAT MY FRIENDS, ITS BECAUSE OF YOU WHY EVERYTHING IS BURNING AND ORANGE! I WILL BURY YOU SO COMPLETELY, THAT THE WORLD WILL TURN A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE YOUR BODY IS DUG UP!"
>>42972590>Heavy bottomed Lolis that will sit on you Based alert? Best type of Loli
>>42961986>the shocked an horrified face of a big heavy monstergirl when her pounce grapple attack gets countered/shield bashed by anon who shield bashed her attack just in time because her eyes glowed green for a second as an indicator for counter attack>the face of anguish of said monstergirl who's anon-prey escapes due to her staggering from the counter attack
>>42972626>>42972650Go back to your discord, faggots.
>>42972658I don't understand why these Anons want monsters to lose, they literally just want you to be happy and loved.
>>42972682Judging by the fact the first one is the same image, filename, and virtually the same text as a dozen of other posts, I'd say it's that one Warhammer fag from /tg/ who has the autistic need to post the same things over and over again
>>42972682Probably MGQ fags for there is other monster girl media besides MGE.
>>42972702>WarhammerI will never get this crossover with MGE unlike Bloodborne you can make some weird hentai out of it like what I’ve been doing with my story, but with Warhammer it is so dark I don’t see it ever working with MGE but maybe someone can make it work, also the Warhammer crossovers have been done to death that I think most people have become apathetic about it at this point.
>>42972256hnng…
>>42972658>>42972682>>42972702Hold the fuck up! The image I see is a Project Wingman gijinka where its Crimson 1, but as a gijinka aircraft girl based off the P.W. MK1. But my post is just me reposting the parrying counter game mechanic meme. Also how come me posting something about a monstergirl loosing is bad but I have witnessed multiple, dozens of posts of mamono loosing to humble anons as jokes is a-okay. I sometimes don't get your mood swings you guys. Did I even imply ANY violent bloody death or outcome!?
>>42972771Kill yourself you obnoxious, annoying retard. I remember the last time you played your hand and how fucking annoying you were spamming the same fucking unfunny and barely related to monster girl faggotry EVERY SINGLE THREAD
>>42972771>ITS BECAUSE OF YOU THE LAND IS IN RUIN- NO ITS NOT ME- I DID NOT LAUNCH THE ORANGE NUKES THAT TURNED EVERYTHING YELLOW. Nuclear bombs kill, now if you were taking about Eros love bombs than everything would be fine.
How do you defeat cheshrie?
>>42972796Anal
>>42972796Ignore her until she gets bored and goes away.It may take some time though.
>>42972751>Warhammer it is so darkYou are thinking of 40k.
>>42972813It's both, retard.
>>42972811>Ignorethat's how you get the yan chesh
I have a confession to make.Every time I see an Ushi, I want to take her seal off and kiss her tenderly on the lips.It's so specific. And nobody writes about it.
>>42972813Yeah I forgot the 40k part because wasn’t the original Warhammer more or less a silly joke universe instead of dark and serious.
>>42972796Chesh is weak to genuine enjoyment of her pranks; You should follow up every attempt by her to frustrate you with "Good one, babe" and a kiss.
Spanking Cheshire's ass!
>>42972889but that's what she wants?
I will only take the creepy old fat cheshires. they are the best in my opinion. They will most definitly be the biggest shitposters
>>42972787>ITS BECAUSE OF YOU THE LAND IS IN RAPE- NO ITS NOT ME- I DID NOT LAUNCH THE EROS NUKES THAT TURNED EVERYTHING PINK
>>42972796Tickle the base of her tail
>>42972780>>42972787I ain't the one who made the Project Wingman reference. Mine is just reposting my parry-block attack game mechanic post I will admit.
>>42972831Anon you won't leave the rape cave for days
>>42972947Imagine getting caught by a neet chesh who constantly derails threads
>>42972983Your posts suckYour joke suckedIt was never funnyThe only reason it doesn't count as off-topic spamming is because you hamfisted a vague as fuck reference to monster girls in the same unfunny shit you spammed ten posts per fucking hourFuck youKill yourself
>>42970069Why care about hag posters?
>>42972999> Be an elite shitposter.> Mostly talk about danuki breath and warhammer.> You're so good at it that everyone fucking haaaaaaaaaaaaates you.> Hates you so much they think you're like 3 or 4 different shitposters.> You're the best at what you do!> Wait, how is this going to score you a Tom?> Oh, well, it'll work out.> After all, people keep responding to you.> This has to be someone's fetish.
>>42972999thats gonna be hell on earth, just ponder the odor of her den of femcum
>>42967546Probably would already have the transformations imo, a shog born inc would have to be made from her goo no?
>>42972985I... I don't want to leave. I want Miss Ushi to wrap me in her big strong arms and never let me go.
>>42973045>buck-satanVomit
>>42972751>>42972813>>42972825>>42972835>Warhammer, yet againI'm sure some people who might not be around right now have already said that when it comes to a Warhammer reference. The only one that can be barely accepted and or quietly tolerated is Warhammer Fantasy and never 40K.>Seeing Imperial not!Holy Roman Empire Musketeers and cannon men loosing to a P'Orc WAAAAGGGH Charge>Baphomets humbling and besting hoity toity Asur/High Elves in the magic department>Chaos Gods and most Chaos Forces don't exist and are just replaced with their non-violent but hentai sexy MGE versions>The Empire of Man is likely the Order's only one competent ally that is also indirectly the only one helping to keep the Order from collapsing entirely>Sorry, Rat Women underground DO NOT exist>Bretonnia is Lescatie, that is all>Griella Medical Sabbath and Griella herself finally give Teclis medicine that cures his Consumptive Tuberculosis, thus would eventually forge permanent diplomacy between High Elves and Mamono... Not sure if Tyrion would like that
>>42973051>The only one that can be barely accepted and or quietly tolerated is Warhammer Fantasy Fuck off back to /tg/. It's all the same cancer and you faggots are complete fucking vermin just like /v/niggers.
I wanna quiz monsters on sex ed
>>42973051>The only one that can be barely accepted and or quietly tolerated is Warhammer FantasyNo not even that
I want crossboarders to kill themselves
I want to wake some monster nerds performing tests on me to how much different is a man from another world is compared to one from there world, and get molested by those nerds for science
>>42973077But I'm from vg and I've never posted off-topic
>>42972267There's actually a counter that monsters use to capture mages. It's like a level drain but they bear-hug you instead. I forget what it's called though
>>42973058Lumberfoot
>>42973233Thanks for admitting you were nothing more than a shitposting nigger.
>>42961986>Meanwhile in a classroom>"If you are playing a game, especially/specifically a Zipangese made game and you choose English Dubs and not the original Zipangese voices. You deserve to be insulted, mocked and have your humanity and character insulted. Why do you listen to "localizations" by so called "translators" who hate you and your culture and hobby to begin with? Zipangese voices and English Subs all the way. Plus, Zipangese studios always do a perfect job in casting appropriate voices while English voice acting is forever trash where everyone sounds like boring adults. FACT!
I require midwestern or canadian monster girls.One that will enjoy a hockey game or going bowling with me and cuddling during the long, grey winters.
BREAK THE LAW AND THE LAW WILL BREAK YOU.
>>42973271There's only one choice
The cool thing about sniffing danuki breath is knowing that the air that was in her lungs is now in yours. Very intimate.
>>42973287That's a nice yet.Shame she isn't going for the Jets. Granted, I'm a Red Wings man.
>>42973271>>42973287>canadian monster girls.Anons, whats wrong? Feeling sad, lonely, depressed, suicidal? What is causing you guys to seek Canadian "healthcare?"
>>42973323I live in a canada adjacent state, enjoy hockey, and experience winter. I'm willing to accept a canuck MG.
>>42973271>>42973287Don't trust them. They're extremely rude when on the ice!
>>42973341They'd never run the goalie. Some lines cannot be crossed.
i dislike the canada monsters, they make bad food
>>42973271>no guns>no sovereignty>no speech rights>no testosteroneunironically worse than breathfag
The newest update to the Jabberwock book is out! This time it's the land of cats and sand, Aigyptos!Like usual, you can find the full resolution pages at https://catbox ( . ) moe/c/2t19jp . You can also check my twitter to find the pdf version if you find that more convenient!5 pages in this update (6 counting the newest 4koma page), I hope you'll enjoy this look at our first Western country!
>>42973382>that chubperfection
>>42973382
>>42973388I need a foodie dragon. Its a must.
>>42973388
>>42973396
>>42973401And fin! If you'd like to read this in an uncompressed fashion, along with previous pages, again check out https://catbox ( . ) moe/c/2t19jp ! I hope you enjoy this update, and look forward to the next one! Jabberwock will be staying in the West for a while. I imagine now shes feeling like going somewhere temperate, known for their alcohol and tales of old...
>>42973382I will sue jabbers for making me like pudgy women
>>42973419Anon, you've always a little interest in them, just took the right spark to get that passion burning
>>42973419Like a pipe bomb in the mail, this was simply something waiting for you to find it.
>>42973430>>42973433No! I never thought about doughy tummies and giant tits before her! I never dreamed about sinking my hands plush sides into her while we spoon on a cold winter's night! It was the blubberwocks!
>>42973359They'll do it! They get crazy on the ice almost near feral
>>42973452Anon, you digging so far you dug into the mist contient side of wonderland
>>42973396>Be foreigner >Catch and cook the sacred ibis>Get sent to the snake pit
Being kidnapped by a monster with an overwhelmingly powerful mommy fetish!
>>42973460Listen, there are sacred laws on the ice and one of them is to not touch a goalie.Despite their padding, they are vulnerable.
Sometimes monsters have entire wars over whether it's better to have sex with clothes on or off. Many virginities have been lost in the course of these conflicts. Please help end this war by sheltering a virgin combatant from both sides in your home. Tiny apartments and cardboard boxes under bridges can be counted as domiciles.
>>42973540>vtumorfuck off
>>42973554>vtumorthe most generic-looking kitsune i've ever seen on this board?
kot
>>42973535Do not insult the bin chicken
>>42973535Which snake is in the pit?
>>42973559https://nitter.net/mayoartworks/status/1613029251858432000Stop playing dumb and eat shit. You tried this shit in the past.
>>42973585SOMEone needs to take a minute to calm down...
>>42973609Don't even interact with the retard and continue posting as normal.
>>42973609>acting like a catty fag after getting proven to be playing dumbHang every single crossboarder>>42973617>nooo stop being mean to the literal cancer that can't even stay in their containment board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!kek
>>42973623didnt ask
>>42973623>cattydamn straight
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, Yeti.That is all
>>42973677yeti for you
>>42973690>pov: you're watching your lich daughter play with her dolls
something i have too much of
>>42965998Just read it, I liked it It was pretty good as a short story. Thank you for your work
Big brown Yeti ass.
>>42972103>graveyard of ancestors>pickup zombie chicksSounds potentially incestuous
>>42973572I can't tell what this cat wants but she seems to want it a lot
>>42973256I'm going to bully this knowledge cow for being a weeb
Are we posting cats again?
>>42973772Don't worry, they're from another clan that used to be rivals of the ancestors in the past.
>>42973791we always post cats
>>42973791in dark choco flavor tho
>>42973006>Fuck you>Kill yourself>Kill yourselfA bored Raiju with her glowing thunder eyes typed this
So anyone who is willing to fuck monstergirls is most likely in to Older Women?
>>42973831I think a lot of the disinterest in somewhat older women is fixed in mge. They haven't accumulated a hundred bodies and they still have all their eggs.
>>42972323a little bit of smile goes a long way
Kill every /vg/ nigger.
>>42973858kill you
>>42973540what is that, a sauna?
Kill every Order inquisitor.
Restore Rome, lets do it!
>>42973791
>>42973864>t.lich about to turn a dead man into her undead incubus husband.
Fuck dragons.
Kill every Cheshire.
>>42973896I wish, but there are none
>>42973870Good luck trying to conquer The Dam from the NCR (Order State). Surely you don't need a drug addled, roided out and heavily armed mailman to help you out.
Greetings, >>42971394I agree with your post. Jiangshi are some of the finest undead the Monster Girl Encyclopedia setting has to offer. I would enjoy having one as a wife if they were real.
>>42973946Delete your post.
>>42973974You too, scatfaggot.
>>42973977I still don't think it was actually him.
>>42973989I really don't care for your dicksucking of an obnoxious shitposing cunt
>>42973870All Human civilians and plebians of Rome have a duty as househusband to their Wolfgirl superiors.Produce as many Wolf daughters as your pelvis will allow, a large military keeps the P'Orc tribes of the north at bay!
Get swole! Get big!
>>42973769Snug bug
>>42974051Wight Women love Black Men
>>42974075Go shitpost elsewhere, retard
>>42974078gb2/pol/
>>42974084>>42974085>discordtroons are still seething and shitposting their blacked wight ntr memes Fuck off.
>>42973020Damn, Breathfag If you're a neet chesh teleport into my room right now for sexo
>>42973045Well, you'll get exactly that and more anon Enjoy the cave
>>42973024I feel like she would just teleport it away
>>42973077Cross-borders are fine, It's when they try to mix and drag stuff from each board into each other and post off topic shit is when they get bad.
Why are so many harpies bottom heavy?
>>42974123>Cross-borders are fine,Saying this with the current state of this thread is hilarious.
>>42973211>Be a master archmage>Spend your entire life studying magic>You can literally make tornadoes with your mind>You get surprise hugged by a low level werecat and claimedGoing to be honest I would be a little mad in that situation
>>42974126Big butt needed to keep eggs warm.
>>42967792He she found love in that one dark souls crossovershe just had to get disowned by her mother becuase of it, and willamaria is trying to kill her but still
>>42967792Man I hope I can get a discount lim
>>42974115Still seething that your blacked shit lost that contest, eh?Fuck off, discordtroon.
>>42974127Once again a lot of people are cross borders It's just that a lot of cross borders are really annoying. I can't imagine all of the boards are self-contained at all I feel like most people are probably cross borders.
>>42974126Aerodynamics
>>42973880Chub lich
>>42974160I don't really care for an obviously botted poll because a certain reeeeeetard got his panties in a bunch, anon.
Fat fucking dog
weasels.
>>42974182Broodmother body type.
>>42974186I hope the Automaton is shielded against EMPs
>>42974204wrong stereotype, idiot
>>42974210Monster girls are for black men, though.
>>42974215You will never be funny and also you’re gay.
>>42974210I think it would be wise to ignore the guy
>>42974186Wonder what happens to an automaton when it needs to enter reboot mode, Wonder if they have an energy saving mode where they just immediately gets super horny and need to drain a dude pf spirit engery
>>42974182She needs to workout
>>42974022Don't forget to give a shoutout to the absolutely loyal and trustworthy Scorpion girl Praetorian Guards who definitely would never assassinate a sitting Emperor.
>>42973896yes
>>42974225It does make me wonder sometimes if we’re dealing with bots like how /vg/ has become because I was in that thread a couple weeks back and I noticed the same replies over and over again, that it didn’t feel organic at all and felt very artificial.
I want to be a gigantic fuck off spider
>>42974253Maybe? Doesn't the captcha prevent bots though? I feel like it's probably just one dude wanting to deraille a thread If it was a bot there would be a few more and the replies would be a lot faster
>>42974266Chaos boys.
>>42974239She will. On (You), that is.
>>42974273Chaos boys are currently all happily married to their monster wives
What happens if I present a Demon with my own marriage contract?
>>42974270That is true, just my honest thoughts about what is happening.
>>42974130At least it's more dignified than the guy who got married to a demon because she ran up to him and said "husbandsayswhat?"Me. I'm that guy. She got me before I had my coffee so I was still a little foggy, in my defense.
>>42974277Doesn’t mean they couldn’t have a harem with regular monster girls.
>>42974278Negotiations.
How can human boys even compete with ChaosCHADS?
Alright yeah this guy is a troll I remember the same phrases in the past threads ignore him.
>>42974266Me
It's funny how impotent the nig spammers are on a blueboard, if no one responds to them then they don't get the reaction they crave.
>>42974298By becoming ChaosChads themselves, it’s easy you just have to get a chaos girl.
>>42974302He gave it away earlier with >reeeeeetardThis faggot is a particularly sad shitposter who regularly cries about gatekeeping here
>>42974308Darkest Dungeons Hellhound?
>>42974329Looks like it.There's exactly one mod I run for that game myself.
>>42974266BAC (big anon cock)
>>42974329I believe that is the source, given the artstyle.
>>42974334>(big anon cock)Only if he has a sufficient level of melanin in him, thankfully Wight-chan might be able to help with that.
She went out for a drink with friends, woke up with some additions.Crazy sunday amirite?
>>42974278Negotiation, or if you get a more aggressive dominant one... immediate consummation of the marriage she'll work out the details later
>>42974343She's still blushing and shy, now is the time to feel up her wings, shy girls let you do it
>>42974281Ye it's possible either way, how big of an issue are bots on 4chan? I feel like it's one of the few places that doesn't have a massive issue with it. I only go on a few boards though and I stick mostly to monster girl threads here
Aight so incubi can look pretty much like anything, right? From a small shota to a literal ultra-gigachad, a literal spider or a mass of tentacles. So what can they not be?
>>42974283I feel like that is not a legally binding contract anon, call up the demon courts before she decides to consummate
>>42974352>So what can they not be?Human.
>>42974350/gw2g/ used to be kill since there was a spam bot that would only go after ops with that in their title, i think /kbsg/ also has the same issue
>>42974352Honestly? Probably anything, depending on the wife. You also have magic and shapeshifting and shit
>>42974359Shit, how do they get past the captcha?
>>42974358Incubi are literally human males though
>>42974363You took it
>>42974333>Inherit estate from my grandfather’s brother>He fucked off or some shit when he met a shog >Place is a shithole and in ruins >Tons of wild monsters unwilling to pay rent for living on my estate >No one will buy this worthless land off me >Tanuki property taxes metaphorically raping me >Come up with idea >Promise the monsters squatters boys if they pay me >Put out dozens of requests to the adventurer’s guild >Treasure galore, danger and more >Catchy slogan >Get young and dumb newbies showing up >Rich beyond my wildest dreams and the best part about this is it’s all untaxable since my tenants are just merely “finding” old money I lost and giving it to me
>>42974362idk
>>42974253>how /vg/ has become because I was in that thread a couple weeks back and I noticed the same replies over and over again, that it didn’t feel organic at all and felt very artificial.If you're talking about the monster girl thread there, you probably saw the resident ritualposters using it as their pseudo discord server and they identify each other by posting same shit over and over again. That place is also a good example on how to not handle newfag influx to your autistic fetish tree house, it wasn't as bad before.
>>42974363>can turn into a literal spiderNot to me they aren't.
>>42974343She looks like the quiet type
>>42974358Anon that implies humans can't look like shotas or gigachads
>>42974368Just don't leave the local bandits out of the fun. Their leader might be... somewhat irate.>>42974362Captcha solving services exist dude.Usually relying on paying 3rd worlders pennies.
Remember: one titty is positive, the other is negative.You may grope ONE at a time.If you grab both you complete the circuit and no amount of lightning resist gear will save you.
>>42974352>a small shota, a literal ultra-gigachad, a literal spider and a mass of tentaclesWell that sounds like a strange group of friends.
>>42974384Good. One is a shit fetish and the other is a dead meme.
>>42974388I was under the impression that was the idea.
>>42974385>Don't leave the bandits out of the funOr what? Are they gonna kick down the gate and roll into town with a giant cannon? Preposterous.
Gotta have at least one blonde
>>42974368Going to report you to the Demon realm tax office, you'll have to marry a demon or go to jail and bunk with mean aggressive dominant monsters
>>42974396Jail won't mean shit if you just replace the lower half of your body with robotics
>>42973870I ride my centaur wife for Anon Khan and the glory of the Horde
>>42974392D o gog
>>42974372nobody asked, reeeeetard
>>42974352Most common form is probably just (You) but stronger, taller and more handsome I guess
>>42974407Fuck, responded to the wrong post.Alas.
>>42974385Bandits are dorks, especially the kind that sail in longboats
>>42974353They said that it was water tight and that it's official. My wife is now counter-suing for damages. I'm planning on settling out of court for an additional daughter and increased cuddling hours since I can't afford my lawyer (her sister) for much longer.
>>42974393>not wearing the collar yourself insteadI don't get it.
>>42974428>Hellhound poster>massive faggotEvery time since her release.
>>42974385>beat the fuck out of some goblins>they all run off crying, telling you that they're going to get their boss>whatever you can just smack the hobgob too>later than night, a shadow falls over your tent>must be the runt>tell her you're coming out there to kick her ass>crawl out of your tent>8ft tall werewolf standing over you>goblins shout at her that you're the one who beat them upRemember, monsters don't always form gangs with other members of their species.
>>42974442>hit their boss with a crossbow bolt right between the eyeseasy
>>42974428That’s the way to do it.
>>42974455>doink
>>42974410get a tripcode already so we can filter you, cancer-kun
>>42974486>waaaah bro please break the entire point of using 4chan because you hurt my feefees waaaaaahGrow up
>>42974428If You make me wear a collar I will hang my self with it.
>>42974506It’s past your bedtime anon.
Don't need to worry about monsters if you get chromed up. Can't get interested in you if there's nothing human about you aside from your brain and I doubt they want to make out with a pile of greymatter
>>42974506Poor retard, I've seen dogs who get their leashes all tangled because they're too dumb to understand it follows them everywhere
>>42974516No, It's working time lazy bastard
Why haven't you fed yourself to a sandworm yet, anon?
>>42974527This is why nobody likes Hellhounds.
>>42974494>Noooo the point fo 4chan is to be a thread-derailing tumor dont bully me for it waaaaaah!!!I fucking hate eternal summer Go try /b/ or trash for size, underage. You'll get more (you)s too
>>42974532God I want to be digested by a monster girl
>>42974526>Chaos girl bait
>>42974533Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll find a nice bogie or something who can help you deal with your developmental issues.
>>42974542I'd sooner kill myself than get within a million miles of a Cha*s girl
Conceptualize monster girl bandit princesses. Roguish and charismatic tomboy monster girls, ambushing the caravan to kidnap (You).
>>42974547First thing I do when portals open is find you and slit your throat
>>42974547>Not liking femdom means you have development issuesReally?
>>42974551No thanks, I'd rather not think about some used goods dyke whore.
>>42974551What makes them different from any other MG bandit leader?They’re monsters, i.e. charm is already a given.
>>42974551Made to be captured and rape by the caravan guard (me)
>>42974543>hiding behind black people >t. blacked ntr spammerHow weak.either start using a trip or go back to whatever cesspool you crawled out of
>>42974559No, but repeatedly feeling the need to state how you are gonna kill yourself and general miseryfaggotry when it is brought up probably does.
>>42974554Bedtime for Bonzo.>>42974559If your first response to "collar" is "I commit sudoku" then yes, I will assume that.
>>42974569Go back to spamming your catchphrases, reetard.
We have a little clown in the room, isn't It?
>>42974579Im surprised he hasnt started crying about gatekeeping yet like he always does
>>42974576It is my first response but I'm normal and I don't have any issues
>>42974578Nta but you’re more the one spamming catchphrases, which you just did right now with the extra es on retard and we already know your kind ntrfag.
I'm a drunk, I don't know how I do anything
inb4 good black guys get mentioned as a counter to nignogs
>>42974543Good to know the ree+tard cretin is also a blacked subhuman
>>42974579Looks like we have a couple of clowns here, but it'll pass. A worn-out shoe is my only comment.
I think all of you should kill yourselves.
rember to do your daily workout
>>42974597TND can't come soon enough. Pushing blacked and NTR bullshit in MGE is disgusting. Nice chesh tho
>>42974610It's rude to ask alady her age
>>42974606>ms. haku looking through anon's homework assignments >they're all blank>when asked why he doesn't do classwork Anon just shrugged and said "don't get it" before leaving to go home
Guys I want to be princess carried by a baphomet who I met a minute ago on the street
>people screaming at black peopleAHHH SAVE ME BLACK CAT WITH FUNNY NAME!
>>42974610>dudes going shonen protag just to lift waifudreams man
>>42974617>TND can't come soon enough.Nobody cares for your autistic fantasies, /pol/tard.
>>42974606I believe that one day the eternal (genuine/not-samefag) repliers will develop some semblance of troll detection.
>>42974625>Oh no people complain when I try to push "blacked" down their throatRetard
>>42974639/mgt/ has always sperged the fuck out at the mere mention of black people existing in MGE. Maybe if you get this offended by jokes you should instead give twitter a shot
>Have to explain to the human authorities that your loli wife is actually and quite literally older than the written history of mankind
>>42974585He did, his current shitpost meltdown was initiated by a mention of gatekeeping/lack of it >>42974372>>42974410
maids are not to be disturbed during work
>>42974655I hate maids
>no cheshire cat to rape your mouth with her tongueFeels bad man
>>42974655It’s more fun for you AND them if you do though.
>>42974645>loli wife defending you while you sit in the police car what a nice girl
>>42974663>Baph wife lifts up the police car so they cant drive away with you in it
>>42974644>now avatarfagging cheshireslike in a clockwork, do you retards come out of some assembly line or what?
>>42974644Is It a joke if no one is laughing? Go push your agenda somewhere else and leave us alone.
>>42974666Breathfag please
I find it very funny the faggot nigger comes out during Euro hours.
>>42974683It's early morning (8am to 10am or so) in euronistan.
>>42974672>police are shouting for backup>bapho wife is claiming to love (you) and daring them to judge >you are sitting in the police car and hope the misunderstanding passes
>>42974689Again did you saw anyone laughing at your "joke"? >>42974691Indeed It's working time here
>>42974655I would never disturb kiki when she is working, she needs a raise if anything
>having to wait patiently while your Latina ocelomeh gf starts arguing with the restaurant worker about how her horchata isn't up to snuff>cops come>she starts fighting with them tooMy cortisol levels are rising just imagining it
>>42974721I'll just have eggs and bacon
>>42974725So no one laughed expect yourself, stupid bozo, think harder
>>42974694I'd love to see the interdimensional diplomatic fallout this caused
>>42974725We're laughing at you negroid. Go back to your gay little discord.
>>42974746He's right, literally nobody here likes you yet you stick around anyway.
>>42974565they are regal and noble, but still roguish and tomboyish, the bandit princess - the monster girl princess who opposes tyrany, by taking the rich (any) boys and giving them to the poor (or not really poor) monster girls. They are not your average bandit leaders, they are princesses.>>42974560granberry was just on a pic I have on this device that fits, feel free to imagine any preferred species.
>>42974746>my imaginary friends laugh with me, I swear!Goddamn I feel bad for helping you derail the thread, but there's something really fascinating in watching yet another pest debase himself publicly.
>>42974746Oh yeah, ghostfag are laughing, my bad. This is the last bone I throw you, stupid kobold.
>>42974740>Monster girl world's emissary lilim has to explain how baphomets (and other lolis) are by monster standards consenting adults irregardless of their actual age
>>42974740>monster lawyers gather to defend the love>human police claim to defend a young maiden>you have to convince your bapho wife to not nuke your country and wait for your trial Being a loli husband is hard work!
>>42974763You really should do the latter for being such a retard.
>>42974771>irregardlessYou're staying after class, mister!
>>42974540Same. Especially by a sandworm.>sandworm eats you>make love to sandworm >tell her you want to be hers forever>that you're excited to be worm food>she mistakes you for being literal>she smiles and swallows you>get bathed in partially digested food, slime, mucus, and stomach bile>digestion >some time later you're pooped out as Spice Melange>get ingested as a drug by her new husband that didn't make the stupid comment you did>
>>42974786Cant "regardless" and "irregardless" be used interchangeably nowadays?
>>42974791No, because the latter isn’t a word.
>>42974786hakus are dork cows that deserve bullying!
>>42974778>Human judges are stunned when given evidence about the bapho's age and status
>>42974786again? my dick is still sore from yesterday...
>>42974809Stop being dumb then
>>42974814but I'm afraid teach will give me less attention then, and I have a huge crush on her
>>42974816You can always pretend
>>42974809The "private lessons" will continue until you get it and that's final!
>>42974791>>42974786Haku needs to get with the times. She should know language changes over time. Irregardless is becoming a more common word and is making its way into dictionaries.
>>42974780>took that long for inspect element
>>42974804>But human prosecutors continue and want to prosecute the Baphomet's husband to gain a political win and make their careers look good.
>>42974820>>42974825That's what I do, I'm smart enough to understand PhD level function analisys, but I don't want her to spend less time with me.Should I tell her I love her? Before or after the teacher's room sex?
>>42974820>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>42974778>is called the trial of the century >monster lawyers and human lawyers gather to defend/defame you>wife is showing relics that prove her age >you just tell the court you love your wife
>>42974837A legitimate strategy when hakus are involved.Though they are also the hardest to fool in that regard.
>Age: 765
>>42974852Out of ten!
>>42974858765/10 sounds like a Kingdom Hearts title
>>42974838>>42974778>how to get shot and killed by a rogue moral fag
>>42974852is she holding a knife and a gun at the same time or is the kife built into the handle?
>>42974869If he doesn't get shanked in prison first. Even criminals hate pedos, good thing this is all just a misunderstanding. Him whipping out his incubus strength or, worse, his wife finding out if he got hurt would be a thing to see.
>>42974885It's a knifazine, from the makers of the grip pod.
I just want Ms. Haku to say she's proud of me but I'm way to average to ever get that
>>42974899WHY IS THIS A REAL THING
use the nightlight anon
>>42974915Someone knows the basics of CQC.
>>42974942why not just use a normal bayonetted pistol?
4297494842974930>Samefagging some blacked shit againGo to bed
Hello, I am here to date goddesses.
>>42974952doesn't look so cool
>>42974957OK
>>42974952Not anime enoughthe more stupid the setting, the fun you can have with inpractial weaponry
>>42974952>NormalAlso, since it replaces the pistol whip, the knifazine just gives a bonus for bludgeoning damage. It's preferable against some armor types.
>>42974925Is her name Lucy Fur?
Eros pallys are good!
>>42974925But wouldn't that attract the moths?
>>42974869>Baph wife is allowed to meet Anon thanks to the monster lawyers and casts a protective spell around him just in case>>42974889I'm pretty sure Anon wouldn't get sent to prison at any point thanks to the monsters and their husbands causing a massive scene. And also the sabbath representatives. The sabbath would be up the human law system's ass the moment the trial started.
>>42974925Instructions unclear. Dick now stuck in nightlight
>>42974992>anons bapho wife is magicless like Runya RIP
>>42974965...Goddesses with legs, preferably.Not... not that I'm saying she's ugly or anything.
>>42975007Another god rejected.
>>42975007Anon is getting raped
>>42975023I dislike this
>>42975021Rape is not a mature response to being rejected, a goddess shouldn't take something like that so hard!
>>42974974Being an Eros pally sounds like a good job, you get all the cute monsters in their cute berets salivating over you.
>>42975029I too want to reduce the population of Hagsville
>>42974974when did LN draw this? was it around the time the Eros coordinator greentext was made?
>>42974852>Age: 19
>>42975063dunno but wish I had a cupid wife like him
>>42975068
>baphomet gets invited to a private resort for politicians and billionaires>goes expecting a rare diplomatic opportunity>leaders in this world are so much more open-minded than the Order>she sees things that give her flashbacks to the old days>seismologists say that the magic used that day registered in the megatons
>>42975006Even if Anon got shot and killed he'd be resurrected pretty fucking fast thanks to all the monsters paying attention to the trial.Also like >>42974992 said if Anon was already an incubus, I'm not sure if regular firearms could harm him at that point.
>>42975068>>42974852>Age :1018
>>42975088He looks like a Jojo character which does that mean his Cupid wife is his stand.
>>42975097Whoops quoted the wrong post, meant to quote >>42974889
>>42975106That's her canon age, isn't it?Along that short oni who is 1014.
>>42975146Adding a thousand to an intended age number is the best. It's so blatant.>Ya, that loli vampire is actually 1008, the math checks out
>>42975088I just wish my wife had a cute beret like that>>42975068girls my age are the most erotic to me, sorry haggers and lollers, you just can't compete with young adults
Dragons are shit ALL dragons are shit
>>42975196>Gets approached by a loli and a hag that are the same age as you Uh oh
>>42975204Even the ones who wear comfy sweaters?
>>42975205my mana will make them appear mid twenty soon enoughthrough dick - unity
>>42975209ALL OF THEM!
>>42975209Does she have fluff?No, therefore she's less interesting then a plain werecat
>>42974540>>42974788No.
>>42975227Imagine how offended a haughty dragon empress would be after the hero choose some spoiled city werecat over her.
>>42975094This reminds me. What happens to the actually deranged, degenerate and dangerous socio- and psychopaths? The kind of people who are genuinely what we would call "evil"? I know in MGEland it's everyone that gets a happy ending, but can you actually redeem someone who happily sells his country and its people for some (relatively) minor monetary gain, or a person who gets their rocks off of literal murder and torture?
>>42975250I wouldn't choose that either, city are a hellhole I want a nice, gentle, tomboy werecat from the country side. Your dragon can't meet those standards
>>42975257I like to imagine they all get alped as punishment for being so vile.
>>42975257[excited Mindflayer noises]
>>42975271Is alping really a punishment though?
>>42975068>Monsters that look like meaty hags but they're actually in their early 20sHot
>>42975287never met a young, non-fat girl with a pair of huge boobers?
>Hag claims you>Slowly turns into a loliAww yee
>>42975308I can't even remember the last time I saw a semi-attractive girl IRL, starting to believe they don't actually exist....
>>42975263She may be nice and gentle to you but to those poor giant mice out there she's like a bully.Just because they help themselves to the feed in your barn doesn't mean they deserve such a treatment.
>>42975319I've seen some cute girls recently, but I'm just too damned shy to talk to anyone.Also I really do prefer monster girls. Shame they don't real.
>go to sleep>wake up>shitposterswhy?
>>42974526>automatons>gremlins>chaos girlsnow if you really wanna keep them disinterested you gotta snag one of them fancy love arrows from a cupid... and shoot it at a rock.but you gotta make sure that rock doesnt turn into a golem.
>>42975311the male word for loli is "shota"
>>42975323Based cat, She will be rewarded for it. Do Your know what happen if You steal the cheese of a French and/or Italian peasant?
>>42975250Lots of seething posts on 4/mon/ about this 'foolish human' that didn't choose her, and how dragons should be in charge of everything instead.
>>42975336just post about cute monsters, don't let them ruin your fun
>>42975362You misunderstood.The hag turns into a loli
I wonder, what do get when you taunt the "human" monstergirlslike kunouchi, thouse girls got nothing going on outside of their tails
>>42975416Rape
>>42975419The need something going other then venting their frustrations sexually
>>42975416Kunoichi are succs, so she'd just manifest her wings and horns and then proceed to segs you. In fact all succubi can hide their monster features, since they are just monster humans.
Don't touch it!
>>42975416Kunoichi are still succubi right?demon magic mixed with stealthyou just gotta get creative
>>42975426Kunoichi are explicitly mentioned to have atrophied wings though. These succs cant fly
>>42975445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYmTJYdeTw
>>42975450Kiwi succ ?
>>42975441might i ask what the source for this is, anon?
>>42975450yes but they are still there I bet they are supper sensitive, like imagine rough prone bone, while you massage one wing and lick the other one, while your dominant hand is pinning her down, she'd be losing her mind, that's hot as fuck
>>42975488Can't help you with that, I'm afraid. I found it in one of these threads, it was too cute not to save.
>>42975525shame because it is kinda cute, but looking in the archive my main fear was averted. i was worried because >no human bits visiblebut she's a rata.
https://youtube.com/shorts/hzmZSxxaUJE?feature=shareCeling ninjas
>>42975568not forgiving that guy for "killing" the cursed western doll
Fox nuns are an op combo when will they nerf their seduction abilitiy?
>>42973077>>42974123>>42974127Some, extremely rare crossboarders, are fine, but only because they understand the point of this thread and don't try to shoehorn in their retardation. Like the taco cat anon who just commissions and posts cute monster girl art and doesn't bring up the game of origin for those characters being a fantasy war simulator where people die if killed. But the fact I can't think of anyone else as a good example shows my point of them being rare or good at hiding due to the fact so many crossboarders are shitposters and no-one wants to associate with those.
>>42975651>he doesn't know about the fox milkmaidsYou haven't even seen true unbalanced gameplay yet
>>42975678>fox milkmaid nun>P-2>MILK OF THE MOFUgod im going to have so much fun when ultrakill's story is finished and i mge-ify ALL of it.
You can all bet your asses a lot of our world leaders, Global Elites, Wealthy Elites and Billionaire Cabals and Politicians in general. Will accuse or label the MGE monstergirl leaders we know and love as some mix of Socialists, Dictators and Totalitarians. Even worse, Centrist and even Moderates will also accuse Monstergirl Leaders as every type of "fascist", dictator and autocrat imaginable while also citing dear Lord how many old classical literatures and long dead ancient scholars, philosophy and literature to back their arguments and brain smarts.You sure the MGE monstergirls coming her still be worth it?
>>42975722how 2 troll earth:step 1: open portalsstep 2: lust floats on hatestep 3: wait for it to hatestep 4: eros nuke
>>42975722I wouldn't care. I'd go through the portal on day 1 and never look back.
>>42975755Instructions are unclear. Instead what happens is a Global Bipartisan agreement to unite the world's military and armies to declare war on monstergirls or fight and defend against Demonic invasion and such.The situation has escalated and made worse.
>>42975722It doesn't really matter, with our population density and velocity of information spread, a handful of extremist agents would be enough to take over the entire civilized world.
>>42975787step 5: repeat step 4 until desired results are seen
>>42975722Definitely.Day of the Rape would also be the Day of the Rope
>>42975787Why do I feel like you’re that one guy that was behind all those shitty monster girl fanfics where when the monster girls invade the world everything goes post apocalyptic, God I hated those stories.
I just had a dumb idea for a story.>guy buys a pack of Silkworms, a brand of cigarette that has Wonderworm stuff instead of tobacco in it>it sends him down memory lane and gives him a nice highAnd that's it, no conflict or anything. I wrote like 700 words of it before I realized there's no story, just a guy getting high off a somewhat Monster Girl related product.
>>42975803>Day of the Rope(Happy wisp noises intensify)
The automatons found in ancient ruins prove that the "ancient civilization" had technology far more advanced than anything on earth and it still wasn't enough to stop the monsters.
>world leaders, Global Elites, Wealthy Elites and Billionaire Cabals and Politicians in general. Will accuse or label the MGE monstergirl leaders we know and love as some mix of Socialists, Dictators and Totalitarians. Even worse, Centrist and even Moderates will also accuse Monstergirl Leaders as every type of "fascist", dictator and autocrat imaginableAren't monstergirls in general, specifically MGE, basically Monarchists? In the end of the day ALL monstergirls and monster realms will in one way or another swear fealty and loyalty to Lilith, Her Husbandz all the Lilim daughters and The Royal Makai in general. By all means, Lilith has all the means and right to call herself as a "Supreme Empress" of monsters.
They will have to send their most powerful monsters to get me.
>>42975651That nun looks a lot like the tall fox innkeeper.
>>42975868Yes, but the difference is Lilith and her husband are actually and unironically benevolent leaders and by extension so are their daughters (and other associated monster girl royalty and their husbands)
>>42975842naughty elites get sent to the DEGENERATE WISP ZONE!
>>42975868>Aren't monstergirls in general, specifically MGE, basically Monarchists?Not really, monsters mainly care about fucking their hubby and their loyalty towards DL is rather superfluous. It's only shitty westoid shitfics that portray them as DL's servants/slaves.
>>42974942>do mag change>empty drops free>stabs her own foot when it lands >cuts fingers drawing new mag from pouch>more cuts inserting mag>impales hand doing tap-rackTfw she is the real reason DL had to change every blade to D-Silver
>>42975890WELCOME TO THE WISP ZONEONLY CUM INSIDE THE EDGY GHOST SNATCHCLOSE MY CAGE SHUTFIRST THE DEATH, THEN THE CUM
>>42975890Wisp you were here!
>>42975803You wouldn't welcome your future wife in a crime ridden ghetto? A few things need to be cleanse with a shotgun first.
>use a squirt gun on a holstaur
