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I am not a whore, I was just wearing cut off jeans and a shirt.
>>42938699Yup. Totally asking for it like a thirsty hoe.
When you think about it, being a slut that's not tied down to a single monster is the greatest act of philanthropy. The man shortage is so severe 99% of monsters will never find a man. As a slut you can maximize the amount of happiness for your local monster population
>>42938699Breathing around hellhounds anon? While being single in that outfit? Tsk tsk, literally asking for it.
>>42938740>>42938744I just made eye contact for 2 seconds.
>>42938742>t. thirsty bicorn
>>42938758You made eye contact too???? You wanted it Anon don't try to lie to us
CATTTTTTTTTTTTT
Really starting to like phantoms actually, overdramatic larp ghost noble lady sounds like the best waifu
>>42938758And you still have hips left? After openly displaying such whorishness?
>>42938778yep, its a cat
Dominant Anubis is a god tier gal, imagine getting mummy cursed and dickthroned for fucking up her schedule
>>42938838>Boy, you realize you are vastly underleveled for this dungeon?>It's time for your lesson in humility.
>>42938699This is why I stick to baggy sweatpants, old band t-shirts and hoodies
>>42938885non you slut, that shows them you're in need of a loving gentle time, why else would someone barely take care of themselves? Enflaming their protectiveness like that...you're lucky they don't keep in the bedroom for days
>>42938885Clothes that show lots of skin (t-shirts, shorts, sandals, etc)>Look at you, showing all that skin and tempting a girl just by standing there. This is your own fault, you know?Clothes that hide skin and features (sweaters, baggy pants, long sleeve shirts>Look at you, all covered up and just begging for a nice girl to rip it all off to see what's underneath. This is your own fault, you know?I feel like monsters don't actually care what you are wearing and will just make up some bullshit on the spot to justify raping you
>>42938838another long day of sorting out would-be looters
I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!
What artist world would you want to live in? I want to live in the comfy world of Latenight
>>42939318Comfy soft girls, and ridiculous soft marshmallow familiars. Would be heaven.
>>42939318Nav's shortstack realm.
Finally uploaded my Bloodborne MGE crossover story on Ao3.https://archiveofourown.org/works/45830287/chapters/115340014
>>42939357ah yes, the living doll idea I had on a whim inspiring more horny from other people, fantastic
>>42939318Probably Okayado/Crabman - workable character designs, in our world so modern toilets and internet etc, and eager to interspecies marry but not so rapey.
>>42938758but shotas are for hags, anon
Doll
>>42939417Monsters will wear pants ot else
>>42939462NO PANTS
Which one?
>>42939357could definitely use a grammar/punctuation pass, but I like the setting
>>42939552I mean I could always update my mistakes that I did.
>>42939254Tanuki girl is good
>>42939540the boat
It is caturday and nobody is posting cats. For shame
>>42939417>>42939462I’m gonna be honest I thought it said plants until I saw your post and I just thought it was because she’s a wolf and they eat meat.
>>42939637cats
>>42939637Post more wholesome cats.
I love my horny cute Jub Jub wife Meiya!
>>42939711more cats.
>>42939637
>>42939753Got all your cat right here, man
>>42938699How to deal with situations like that?
>>42939763Woah a marshmallow cat picture book!
>>42938744I wish so badly this had a nude version>>42939318That one guy that does dangerous bug and crab girls>>42939540Left for strong grabbers>>42939732Is that a cupcake?
>You accidentally change your settings to "Anon must cum" difficulty>The holsts from the starting area are now all massive and have glowing red eyes
>>42939855Or a photo album!
>>42939888Secret Cow Level ain't no joke
>>42939769>Mimics see the "Chesh in trunk" meme>Anon opens the Mimic trunk>Mimic Ass!
>>42938744ah yes, the porn-romcom hit at MGC cinemas, Don't Breathe with its sequel Don't Breed coming soon
>>42939878>Is that a cupcake?If the filename is any indication.
>>42939929Well that was to be expected!
>>42939929Anon finds a Loli-MimicCarries her around as a pussy-in-box onahole
>>42939929That tactic will prove far less effective than the usual grab & pull.I mean, who likes medium sized mimic ass?
>>42939406And adult men are for lolis
You should yank on tails.I promise there will be no negative repercussions if you yank on tails.Your actions will not have consequences if you yank on the tail.
>>42939948I may have forgot filenames exist
>>42939769
>>42939989I will yank the tail
>>42940041>Look Snowball! The map depicts a crevice of some kind, with a great pillar and two stones by the entrance!>'s a dick and balls going into a vagina, Sir>Nonsense, Snowball. What brute would draw such crass images?
you can't go on quests with monsters, they have no sense if urgency and are constantly trying to slip you aphrodisiacs
>got a golden retriever kobold>she hasn't found any goldhow do i get a refund
>>42940273she knows you've got a heart of gold
Be careful who you hang around. One day you are hanging out with the spitfire kot delinquent and by the time you see her after you graduated you found out you accidentally married yourself (at least in her eyes) to a nyakuza captain.
>>42939573I love her a lot
>>42940264>monster wife always whining about how boring your quests for relics are>tell her she can pick the next one>she gets super excited>delves into a dungeon full of suspiciously erotic traps>reaches the treasure chamber>a single crystal vial containing a pink liquid>wife carefully moves forward, careful not to set off any traps>you notice the carvings on the walls while she advances>relief depicts a man drinking from the crystal vial and getting an erection>shows the same guy with a boner across all 4 seasons, also depicting a tree growing up to drive home the passage of time>hell no>step off the path your wife was taking>a giant rock falls out of the ceiling and crushes the vial>tell your wife it was an accident and that you'll buy her a present back in town>priapism averted
>>42940323>don't correct her delinquent behavior and teach her how to be a good wife when young>grows up to be a criminalMany such cases
>>42940372>doors slam shut>pink gas spreads thru the chamber>as per the carvings, doors stay locked for a year
>>42940341(=´∀`)人(´∀`=)
>>42940264I have no business going on quests at all. My place is in the kitchen.
The adventurers of hot blooded anon and his salamander wife!
what would a catgirl of one of these stupid wrinkly fucks look like?
>>42940561You'll have to keep her warm since she has no fur
>42940561Nice monster girl, fag.
>>42940598>this just translate to a near human looking form with a flesh tail and ears
>>42940386If running catnip is a crime, it is time to tear down the law.
>>42940701what use are goggles of that size?
>>42940697she'd look like a cancer patient because even her head hair would be gone.
>>42940867poor lass
>>42940814I don't think those are goggles, Anon.
Portals open, our world is infested with a large influx of mamono. To help integrate them into modern life, many are given part-time jobs. One mamono just so happens to be assigned at your place of work, working the same shifts you do. You've been tasked with showing her the ropes. Roll for the monster girl you'll be working with: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/>Will you attempt to court her?>How long before work catches onto your relationship?>What's your plan to avoid reprimand (assigned separate shifts) from your employer for an unsanctioned relationship?>Do you pawn her off on another coworker?>Will you get cornered on break and lewded when no one else is around?>How long until she files a false complaint against you to HR for "unwanted" advances?
>>42941023>griffin>I currently work as a KP in a small cafeis there even room in the kitchen for her?
figures the faggot can't even setup a prompt that isn't some 3dpd behavior
>>42941023Fuck off and stop namefagging
>>42941163Guess the name has its use, don't even need to read the post to know it's shit.
>>42941023Arachne.>Will you attempt to court her?No.>Do you pawn her off on another coworker?No.>Will you get cornered on break and lewded when no one else is around?I pray that I don't, but probably will.>How long until she files a false complaint against you to HR for "unwanted" advances?Whenever she realizes I hate spiders.
>>42940561A human-scrotum looking girl with a puss like a badly made roast beef sammich.
Post pics of voracious sandworms!
I'm gonna cum balls deep in a cat's ass.That will show her!
>>42941023What do you mean 'new employee' she's been here since before I joined?>We all assume as an experienced employee she knows what she's doing>a dozen OH&S violations by lunch-break>we're all lucky to be alive>Boss sacks her on the spot>takes her 10 years severence entitlements and accumulated sick-leave in cash before she goesNext day I'm telling the story of the idiot who got sacked yesterday to my longtime work colleague, she just nods and smiles.
>>42941194>>42941229Samepickle
42941023>Bringing 3d behaviors like false accusations in MGEFuck off
>>42941494Based, don't forget to bite the back of her neck and to yank the tail.
>>42938688
>>42941494maybe show her to put her ass in your face more
>>42939552Just did some recent edits on the story and I can see some fuck ups that I needed to fix, hopefully it’s better now and makes sense and has more context of what I mean.
>>42941023>Will you attempt to court her?No need to, the "voice" would do the work for me, but I'll be sweet and nice to her.>How long before work catches onto your relationship?Probably when she turns into a Dark Valkyrie (or maybe before that who knows).>What's your plan to avoid reprimand (assigned separate shifts) from your employer for an unsanctioned relationship?I'll give good result, so that he can't replace me.>Do you pawn her off on another coworker?Hell no.>Will you get cornered on break and lewded when no one else is around?Most likely yeah, once the "voices" get louder she'll probably "assault" me.>How long until she files a false complaint against you to HR for "unwanted" advances?Maybe at first since she's a "pure" Valkyrie.
>>42943132Biting the back of her neck would make her into your molly though. That's a big commitment.
>>42944490That's what I'm looking for.
>>42941023Ha-hah. I'm basically a NEET right now, there's no way this'll make se->WightY'know. I can actually see this happening. Good job RNG.
>When Anon came to a set of two open doors, he went through the door on his left>This was not the way to his bosses office, and Anon knew it perfectly well. Perhaps he just wanted to spend some time in the break room to calm himself down.>But eager to get back on track, Anon went through the door on his left.>Anon was so bad at following instructions that it was amazing he hadn't been fired years ago. Maybe that was why everyone in the office had disappeared. Nobody wanted to be around someone as bad at listening as Anon.>Alright fine, you want to know what's back here so badly? Nothing. Nobody's built this section of the map because you were never supposed to come here.>I had a whole story waiting for you the other direction but here you're on your own. Nothing but empty rooms and blank textures.
>>42945797Not gonna walk the dog.Not gonna pet the dog.Definitely not gonna fuck the dog.
>>42941023>lizardmanis this a joke!?of all the girls i get the giga femcel!
>>42945797Well it's sleeting outside, so...
I cant help but wonder how many of those repliesvto that shitty prompt are samefaggotry, they're all identical
>>42945768>anon keeps going off track on the love story that the arch cupid oh so carefully crafted>arch cupid's patience wanes very quickly>"alright fine if this little shit likes going off the rails so much...">P-1>HOLST SURVIVOR
Would you a lonely CC ice dragon
>>42946243I'll even sing Let it Go with her if she wants
>>42946243is her lair warm?
>>42946479Not without you in it
>>42946110Most likely some are him samefagging, some are other shitters replying to him to make anons like you angry, but the thought that there are also some regulars getting complacent enough to respond to a shitposter namefag seriously is disturbing.
>minding your own business>suddenly a god-awful racket comes from your roommate's bedroom>go see if anyone got hurt>turns out she bought a guitar and is trying to play the opening theme of Space Outlaw's 6th season >you know the one>the one where they sing the line "Rabu in Outaah Speeeeicoooo" in the most enthusiastic Engrish imaginable
>>42945956Well turn off the sleet machine then and go for walkies
ded hours
>>42938688Kot milk.
>>42939637>Happy Caturday Meowster>Gazer butt in my face>I'm too tired to do anything about itAnother peaceful morning
>>42941023Neck yourself attention whore>>42941124Stop replying to it retarded mongoloid>>42941254Stop replying to it retarded mongoloid>>42941709Stop replying to it retarded mongoloid>>42944059Stop replying to it retarded mongoloid>>42945261Stop replying to it retarded mongoloid>>42945921Stop replying to it retarded mongoloidYou are literally feeding the diseased plague rat, end yourselves.
>>42947119Yeah, well. I love the dead. Often.
Autism Speaks!
>>42947178>autistic cheshire>she tries to explain all of her jokes when nobody laughs.
living dollsbut the joints are replaced with electromagnets
42947150Get some help schizo
>>42947339But that's a robot, not a shoggoth
>>42947366for what purpose exactly would easily removable doll parts serve?
>>42947339... Shogdan?
>>42947398Stop attentionwhoring and replying to your own posts
>>42947218I'd laugh at all her jokes
Ghosts are getting out of hand
42947463Thanks for the (You) and nice job deflecting
Oh no! You've been kidnapped by a coven of dark mages. They no doubt plan to do whatever their dirty, perverted old lady urges tell them to, but fortunately they did a poor job od tying you up. How do you escape their clutches?A. Wait for nightfall and try to escape when they're asleepB. Put on one of their big hats and walk out, trusting in your foolproof disguiseC. Jump into their summoning portal and hope it leads somewhere safeD. Go find the mages and destroy that hag pussy E. Break the window, jump out, and make a run for it. No way their old lady hips will let them run as fast as you
>>42947526bite off my own tongue.
>>42947526C. >The summoning portal just teleports you directly to the underworld next to a group of hungry looking demons and devils
>>42947526Find the biggest, softest hag, hug her and squeeze tight.
what's worsecentaur with no front pussor a sith
>>42947566>You end up causing a hag fight over who gets to have you first What do
>>42947598Squeeze tighter
thats not how you eat a glazed donut
>>42947612Oh anon, you're just making them more feral. They'll stop fighting and grab you if you act like that
Imagine having to do an escape room with a monster girl
>>42946153>rescuing a minotaur from a labyrinth prison together with an automaton sidekick and her huge arsenal of futuristic weaponryYea that's a much cooler idea than just romancing my boss, thanks miss Gabriella you're the best cupid ever, i'll leave a five-star review on your blog
>>42946153>You'll never get captured by a group of angry Holst's >You'll never be milked and turned into their cum cow Sad world
>>42947473unfortunately she will still explain them anyways.
>>42947526find the biggest and fattest one and fuck until my hips give out and I pass out
>>42947401She controls the entire space station, each and every system. If she had the desire, she'd rebuild entire sectors to fit her (and her hacker hubby's) needs. So despite being a robot, functionally she's closer to a shog.
>>42947526think really, REALLY strongly about mofu.they'll get the message.
>>42947729MANKIND IS (almost) EXTINCTCUM IS FUELHELL IS FULL (of mamonos)
>>42947778Even more endearing
>>42947684Then I guess all I can do is hide in the corner and cower until the proto-hag wins...
>>42947784You might say that on all levels except physical she is a Shoggoth. But then what would that make The Many?
>>42947406Easily removed and re-attached = easily changed = modular multi-purpose doll. Need combat partner? Slap on some armor plates, shock absorbers, and gun arms. Need a cook or a seamstress? Take the gun arms off, slap on humanoid arms with fingers, two sets so she could do two things at once. Need a pillow? Take off armor, take off arms, keep the shock absorbers for softness, and you have the best thing to rest your head on or to cuddle while sleeping. With modular dolls, anything is possible!
>>42947796wait how does that work out in context of the game?>ms automaton goes to hell in search of cum>only finds other monsters>literally ONLY monsters>the only person down there that isnt a monster is an angel thats at her wits end with how everyone came down here to the sacred temple in search of cum when there isnt any.
>>42947831i was thinking more AND IT WILL COME, LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN
>>42941023>Zombie>Work as senior tech support for a major company>Get a new zombie coworker>Manage to teacher her just to ask if they have turned it off and on again>can't really do anything else>Still better than the new guy who somehow manage to brick 3 of the employees computers in his first weekAt this point I'm fully willing to take her. Fuck "we just need some warm bodies to manage to calls and tickets" at this point we're getting cold bodies and they are doing a decent job.
>>42947490What the fuck let him eat his noods>>42947526I'm a window breaker for sure
>>42947526break their hips and their pride and breed them like sows
>>42947593I don't really have a problem with either, frontpusstaur is unique to mge and the fantasy existed before it.
>>42947526ask for fresh milk
>>42947947Don't reply to the /trash/spammer stupid faggot
Are you hip, anon?
>>42948206No im a nerd
>>42948214That's it anon you're getting taken back to the hive
>>42948275Cute shork
>>42948206Sex with the petite and industrious worker bees! Sex with the athletic and dutiful soldier bees!Sex with the voluptuous and motherly queen bee!I will sex them all!
Is house husband really the only possible future when you lose to monster pussy?
>>42948206they were my favorite in e*****a w**sname censored because this thread is a vanilla thread and that game definitely is not
>>42948334of course not, you turn your land you have sex on into your passion project like a farm or inn or a workshop of some kind.
>>42948337>e*****a w**sHell yeah. I'm not usually into that sort of content but the designs and animations are so well made I make an exception.
im going to milk every boss monster I defeat, I heard that boss monster milk has amazing propeties to it
>>42947693>To escape the room, you must have sex
>>42948466what a riddle. i wonder how me and ms gazer will get out of this one
>>42948337>>42948416wat gaem
>>42947693it's the natural evolution for modern day echidna dungeons
>>42948466I would lose my celibate status if I do that! Gazer is smart, she can help me find another way out.
>>42948485Echidna Wars DXIt's all vore and other kinds of stupid shit
>>42948466I will have sex with my handcheckmate
>>42948466Shit, I'm stuck there forever with a Gazer.
>>42938778BOOOM
>>42948519at least you're not the dude with the atlach teammate
>>42948524you have to go back
>>42938778Honest i;d try to fuck all my singel teachers if they were this hot
>>42947150wisp yourself
Gazer's suggestions aren't necessarily like hypnosis. It's more like gradually putting ideas in your head.Idk, I get all sleepy from her cute eyes. I think I'll take a quick nap in bed.
>>42941023you have the link to the spin website?
>>42948645>tell gazer hypnosis is fake, dumb, bullshit while doing her biddingi like that sort of relationship
>>42948581>Working as one literally
man, i just want to drink monster milk straight from the tap
>>42948679I just want to be useful to and appreciated by someone I admire.
>>42948645Honestly, if you are "doing a Gazer's bidding" you should keep some eyedrops handy, poor girl probably gets all sorts of pollen and dust in her eyes. Gotta take a few breaks from her evil schemes every so often and take care of her so she doesn't tear up.
>>42939753Sex with mama cat as her husband and the father of our children. I want to see Latenight's milf cat in a JK school uniform that's too small for her
>>42948466>She then proceededs to lock it with a succubus keyUh oh
>>42948742>Taking care of your ancient evil waifu Need more shit like this
>>42943132>bite the back of her neck>she goes limp and doesn't respond until you stop biting>gets really flustered after anon found her "weak spot"The base of the tail is actually an erogenous zone for cats
>>42948788She's not ancient...She's a modern evil waifu
>>42948804When was the last time she did something evil?
>>42939711
>>42948821
>>42948821This dorky manticore has seven of the exact same outfit lined up that she wears each day like a Simpsons character
>iq tested 134 when i was 14>got tested again at 20>only 114 nowbest monster girl for subhuman retards like me?
>>42948853IG is scam.
>>42948853>114>is tardanon, you are slightly above average lest you actually are one for not knowing that
>>42948813she stepped on grass that had a sign that said "do not stand on grass", truly, one of the most devious villains of our time.
>>42948885and the average person is retardednow I'm retarded
>>42948889especially since flies all the timeshe had to go out of her way to do that shit
>>42948804Modern by human standards or monster standards?
>>42948890ok, you are retarded for deluding yourself that 114 is 100
>>42948903IQ standard deviations go by 15s.im as good as every 5th person.how many actually smart people are if you took a sample of 100 people from a pool of everyone on earth.keep in mind, IQ includes everyone, even people in 3rd world nations with no education.
>>42948890IQ tests are not an accurate indicator of intelligence. You are however, acting like a midwit obsessing over a number and assuming it is the be all end all to how smart you are.
>>42948889Vile criminal
lets talk bees,why shouldn't you fuck one?
>>42948929I want to bite that tail
>>42948941Because the works are infertile. You should only be breeding the queen. I guess you can fuck the workers for fun but if you waste any of your seed the queen is going to be mad.
>>42948941well first you got to fuck the beesthen you got to fuck the alraunes to pollinateand then ms tentacle who was watchingand then the wolves who were attracted by the soundsand any other forest denizens who line upharems seem like a lot of work
>>42948961imma fuck 'em fertile, fuck that lazy queen
>>42948941Because if I fuck just one bee, the rest of the hive will get jealous!
>>42948890So true. Being a mid-wit is worse than being a half-wit
>>42948987they are always strays as well as exiled bullied ones around, just gotta find them hiding in the tall alarunes and listen for the crying.
>>42948896She's younger than me. She's "wise beyond her years", so she's still young.>>42948813We jaywalked the other day. And took multiple free samples at Costco. We also bought a whole package, but that was because the samples were so tasty.
>>42946243No. Too old.
Big chimera titties.
>>42946243yup, I'll burn the ice away from her lonely heart
>>42946243His art looks better when it's not colored.
>>42949097does he post sketches somewhere?
>>42949121>another monster on shotaI guess I'm too old to love monster girls...
>>42949121Choosy Wans Choose Jiff.
>>42949145I don't see a wan in the pic you quoted.
>>42949136You can get an 8 ft tall monster as your oneesan
>>42949166I made a mistake, didn't meant to reply to you anon.
>>42949136there are like, a thousand ways to become a shota in MGE. Especially with Demons/Succubus/Dark Mages involved.
>>42949001That's it anon I'm calling the MGC police on you and your wife
>>42949114
>>42949136>A dark mage hears this >Hits anon with a shota and throws him to her horny lonely friends Have fun anon
>>42949136Is this how hags feel? No love for old men.
>>42949242Love plants
>>42949242one of us is very confused
>>42949245>Hits anon with a shotaStop using your husband as a weapon, shitty mage!
>>42949316It could be a disposable shota
>>42949316Listen he likes it, he's dark elf bait
>>42949349They're no different form Wurm Wielder and his wife
>>42949354How does he wield his wife?
>>42949321The experienced adventurer always carries a few decoy shotas in case he needs to escape a tough encounter.
>>42949357Grabs her and spins her round baby right round
>>42948889>pre transformation monster gets unsealed>shes literally from the lucifer days>would be considered an actual threat by mamano gods>monologs for a few hours about her feelings and how her hate for this world has grown to be immense>steps out of her sealing temple>instant mind shattering headache for a minute as mamano mana rewrites her>completely fine after the fact>"mortal, why the fuck do i feel fuzzy when i look at you? and why dont i want to kill? whats going on?">you two continue on for a while as you explain the modern mamano age.>she sees a modern ancient evil duo>"finally, someone like m-">"so today i took a shortcut through several shops in the mall">"ah how devious, i walked over private grass!">look back at your new wife>she's cryingplease be nice to the true ancient evils. it will take them some time to adjust.
>>42948889Now she must go to prison and start her adventure from the start, where she can walk on the path until she gets past the cop who arrests her.
>>42949321God I wish I was in that truck
>>42949357He misspoke. He WELDS his wife.
>>42949410Like Dog Welder?
>>42949416Yes, but, like, sexier. Like making Wurm hydras. SEXY ones.
>>42949269Ignore Sabbath and shotacon propaganda. Hags want old men they can be old together with.
>>42949410i'd use a power sander to polish some dragon scales
>>42948929I really like the way that tail blends into her back.
>>42949321I want to stay in the rape truck with the Ushi though
>>42949461>truck shutters are down>the van is shaking from side to sideguess they're closed
>>42948334Maybe for subhuman, one of the worst case scenario.
>>42949525>man surrounded by loving wife and daughterswouldn't be me
>>42949357Grab her and use her
>>42949540You should work, no matter what. Unless you're an effeminate/emasculated men who can't even do that.
>>42949562wageslave mindset
>>42949209Being a shota is a huge no for me
>>42949357>Hold her hands, she is wurm-greatsword>Hold her by the tail and tell her to grab a really big boulder, she is wurm.hammer>Tickle her until she starts drooling lava and roll her at the enemies, she is wurm-firewheel
https://imgbox.com/g/07lvpFTixXWikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 52. This concludes the weekly report.New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/6BReOZDkSearch schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
>>42949686>blue & brown corei'm here for it
>>42949686I want to feel up these statues
>>42949865Obviously these were made by an amateur sculptor who was too cowardly to test his skills at carving a proper pair of breasts from the stone.
>>42949865Loli gargoyles...
>>42949369>So long gay Wurm
>>42949881if you do fuck up it's easier to chisel down then add back
>giving her cunnilingus>getting leglocked>boiling as her fur smothers you on all sides
>>42949969I'm allergic to cats. That would kill me.
>>42949865>Mesugaki GargoylesWow, I never knew that this was something I wanted so much until right now.
>>42949969Cute cat
>>42949918>anon spins Wurm around and lets go>due to the power of BELIEF she goes blasting off again and disappears>lands someplace totally strangeHow will Wurmie find home?
>>42950167they have a built in hubbie radar that knows no range limit
>>42950167>Wurm shapes herself into a boomerang and flies right back to anon
>>42950197That's bullshit but if it works in superhero comics, it works with Wurms
>>42941023>hellhoundand nothing got done ever after
>>42947526Wait for nightfall, THEN smash
Wurms are cute
>>42950197>"Wurmy are you sure this actually happened? Are you sure it wasn't just a dream you had?">"Anon I think I'd know the difference between... actually now that you mention it, it was a dream"
I've been contemplating the smell of rata breath.
>>42950297>no ! !>tiny pawsstill less horrible than i've come to expect
>>42950297I kind of liked the adventurer girl's messy hair.
>>42950024>Mesugaki GargoylesI think I've mentioned that a couple of times before. As always, I have a good intuition of which girls are prime loli material.
>>42950414But it's all of them.
>>42950420i've a hard time picturing young unagi joros. i still imagine them with the beauty mark and such
Bogeys and Bogies still confuse me and I'm scared of clowns
>>42950430hebi hebi
>>42950345
>>42950447>>42950458I saw that, breathfag.
>>42950473to think he might taint his esteemed reputation
>>42950473Now you know why any self-respecting community rejects namefags or other attention whores.
>>42950447I thought you're the expert.
>>42950473>The breathfag is a shit fetishistWhy am I not surprised.
>>42950466Damned generic variants. They always end up outnumbering you!>>42950473It's not him. Breathfag doesn't post that frequently and is dedicated to breathfaggotry, not scat.
>>42950525T. breathfag
>>42950525>Breathfag doesn't post that frequently and is dedicated to breathfaggotry, not scat.If his posts weren't so low effort I'd nearly believe you.
>>42950519>the mentally ill /trash/spammer has mentally ill fetishesNot a big surprise
>>42950565I thought that was snake hair until I expanded it. How disappointing.
>>42950565I don't think that Griffon(?) can fly easily with that hair.
think of the most cringe mamono possiblegrimdark alp cait (Cheshire) sith
For reference for the folks on the thread who didn't see it, "Breathfag" briefly posted twice:1st post - asked about good mamono for scat2nd post - answered himself to mention a few good onesI'm frankly hurt and shocked. I cannot believe a namefag would EVER engage in faggotry.
>>42950525News flash: this "breathfag" isn't some quirky niche fetish enthusiast, but one of the resident vermin polluting this thread with various shitposts. Sometimes namefagging, sometimes posting outright garbage like that scat shitpost except this time he forgot to take off his name.
>>42950602such betrayal
to seriously answer the questionthe only option would be a sanitary slime girl with a bunch of flavor packets thrown in herthus you can engage in such disgusting play without any risk
>The most interesting feature of this game is that if you shoot the goons and they don't die, you have to shoot at the places surrounding the attackers to kill them.
Is this a namefag discussion thread or a monster girl thread? Let's get back on subject: Do you think sphinxes from different ages or regions have different preferences for what riddles they ask? Maybe there was an era where "What am I?" riddles were the big thing, so the older sphinxes still exclusively use them.
>>42950602imagine false flagging a namefag you dont like and samefagging, just because you get pissed at an autist who namefags and get upset when people wont report/ignore him like you want
>>42950587need those thick curls
>>42948417>Anon clears the haunted castle bonus level>Milks the vampire boss>Drinks the entire gallon he got out of her>All his melee attacks now have 15% lifesteal
>>42950708>Anon gets to the second boss of the swamps> A massive meaty gattor battles her and wins>Milks her, drinks the gallon of milk>Gains the grapple skill as well as 100% bleed resistance
>>42950698imagine pretending to be an another le epic shitposter to damage control your faggotry
>>42950727>Anon beats the alp boss>attempts to milk>only a small bottle is produced>salty coins and milk>effects currently unknown
I need sneks, any snek.
>>42950744you had to make gay
>>42950747what's your idea of what alp milk would taste like
>>42950746The best sneks are the ones with snek bits on their upper half too.
>>42950747alps aren't gay though
4295075542950762fuck off, still was once gay
>>42950755Indistinguishable from a normal succ.
>you will never get vored by a cheshire catWhy live?
>>42950420>But it's all of them.Well, you can't argue with that. But some are still exceptional among the rest.
>>42950442I like to think that krakens have a breath that's scented like blackberries mixed with fish.
>>42947526F. Hook up with the teenage apprentice and niece of one of the hags.
>anon beats the shog>obtains the milk>it is absolutely normal milk that has no unusual properties
>>42950776I'd rather see a cheshire vored by a a manticore
Just throw me into the hag pit already
Which MG would make the best secret yandere aunt?
>>42950828Mantivored.Only if it's giantess though
>>42950757I agree and I also like scale pube patch
42950776429507904295082842950855Samefagging discordtroon
Someone start a porn dump already.
>>42948929This anon DID have breakfast this morning.
>>42950854Who would ever suspect your dear Aunt Unicorn, purest of all maidens of being so different in reality
Damn clumsy dragons
>>42950958Now that’s a good Kushala if I’ve ever seen one.
Is there a way to see the difference from a Gargoyle and a normal statue
>>42950767fuck off back to /pol/ crossboarding newfag
>>42951010Dragons should not be allowed to show cameltoe!
brb going to openai HQ, boston dynamics, and a sex doll shop to steal an uncensored chatGPT, an atlas bot, and doll partsautomaton here i come!
Real dead hours.
Fact: Princess carrying loli Wights through the verdant nocturnal gardens and cobblestone streets of an undead kingdom is a good idea.
Guys I think the class rep might not be as nice as we think
>>42951170Look, I wouldn't worry about it. She got her eyes set on that nerd anon and either he can fix her or he's gonna be her boytoy for the rest of his life. The rest of us are safe. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have to tell those delinquent monster girls they can't smoke in the halls.
>>42951170at least the swim team captain is pretty cool to me
Corrupt fox bloodlines with your human genes make them pop out boy after boy
>>42951323Old foxes...
>>42951337are the future
>>42951323>I will not be deceived with fried food
>>42951170>everyone is afraid of the class rep>don't get it at all>she's sweet as can be, always helping people and looking out for the class>will drop everything to help you>even stands up to the bullies who harass you when you walk home from school>one day you see her in the hall>she has another monster in a kabedon>berating her, telling her that she was supposed to ask for help with the homework in front of (you)>girl tells her that she's sorry, begs her not to to retaliate>class rep tells her to shut up>tells other student that she's going to find more mamono to "attack" (you) on the way back from school>also tells them that you're taking a new route home, and to let everyone know>you're the only one you told about the new route>other monster notices you>eyes as big as dinner plates>class rep looks at you>craziest, most bloodthirsty eyes you've ever seen>her face shatters into a million pieces when she sees your horrified face>starts to gasp and sputter, trying to tell you it isn't what you think>in reality, it's MUCH worse than what you thinkBros I love the trope of ostensibly kind and sweet girl is actually a yandere who manipulates every aspect of your life into forming the perfect marriage with her.
>>42951550>fishnetsMamono need to ban this. It's practically cheating.
>>42951527should have just talked with an Eros coordinator
>>42951527imma just make her apologize to that monster and every other monster that she made miserable, then make sure she is made the bottom bitch of my harem that i make. She will not do this and have a happy ending for a while
Kot Wock Fock Box
>>42951323needs to be corrected with even more kids
>>42950915I don't trust drinking dragons, but I would sniff their breath if given the opportunity. I bet the wine makes their breath smell divine.
>be the son of a succ>have a succ onee-san who’s constantly doting on you and practically forcing you to take her bento box meals to work every dayThe true dream
remember, beelzebubs are magical experts. don't underestimate someone just because they look like a mere fly, or you'll end up with a lazy, violent, arrogant and demanding bug who will devour all your food and money.
>>42948206Bees and ants are natural rivals.
>>42948206I'm extremely hip
>>42951769I will become a buggirl abdomen inspector.
>>42949562Literally why? You can produce mana from fucking, which you can sell. Hell you don't need to eat either, don't get me wrong I would have a job but you absolutely would not need one.
>>42950519W-what the fuck did he post??! I'm scared to even ask
>>42950685>An ancient hag Sphinx asking some of the most well known riddles >They were new when she was young
>>42950908I choose to believe unicorns act normally around regular people, but around virgin men get really scary and yan
>>42951817Forgot to take his name off when asking bait questionshttps://files.catbox.moe/uxc719.PNG
How do we protect the farmhands from bovine advances?
>>42951550>Hey Anon, you should kys so we can hang out more and stuff.
>>42951861hire cows for farmhands instead
*happy squelch*
>>42951550>That shirt>The fishnet leggings with no pants Why are monsters so evil and tempting
>Go on 4mon>Post that I wish a wisp would sit on my face and suffocate me >IP, address, place of work, social media accounts, and all my fetishes leaked in seconds >Anons wishing me a good afterlife
>>42951527What race was the monster? My bet was hebi or yeti
>>42950519Breathfag has completely ruined Tanuki for me, I wish him the worst.
>>42951861Train farmhands in proper cow-handling.Minotaurs might be strong and while not dumb, don't have object permanence from what I hear.
>>42951861why should we? that means more workers, more cows to milk, and more workers come to the farm due to the cows. And way more milk is made. Which means me, the farm owner is going to be filthy rich
>>42952008Nah, I don't let troons/fags/shitstirrers ruin girls I like.
>>42952022>don't have object permanenceImagine playing Peek-a-Dick with your mino wife. She'd hate it and tape you after every time, but never stop calling for it.
>Join snake cult >Want to make a good first impression >Make snake shaped cookies >Cupcakes with snake shaped frosting >Snake shaped chocolates >Snake cake pops>Bring snake themed napkins and paper plates >Younger lamias call it cringe >Older lamias find it adorable >Spend the whole night coiled by hag lamias
>>42952059Those young snakes sound like cunts anyway, they must be really young. Imagine not appreciating effort like that.
>>42952059>Younger lamias call it cringeIt's starting to make sense why so many lamias become hags before finding love
>>42952059>Younger lamias call it cringeWell I guess the hags get all the sweets then
>>42952059>hagsI just need one. A singular hag, with a big meaty tail who likes to snuggle.
>>42952022Minotaurs look like they would be weak to being milked.
>>42951945Ideal afterlife
>>42952105I would be weak to a Mino like that.
Every monster is better when made part fox.
>>42952157convergent evolution.the perfect form.
>>42952056I shall pick the fox.
>>42952091Hey man someone messed with your Apophis
>>42952198I like fox. She has cute fluffy ears and tails, but also dexterous human hands for handholding and housework. Versatile and wonderful, the perfect girl!
>>42952216Fox hands typed this post
>>42952157>Every monster is better when made part cowfixed
>>42952227Not a fox, but I am payed by them. For every pro-fox post I make, I get 10 minutes of tail cuddling.
>>42952241im pretty sure most foxes nowadays are part cow too.so i guess nothing has changed in the end.
>>42952249I'm pulling the pin and arming that Fox!
>>42952243> payedPayed is a rare word that's only used in nautical/maritime contexts. It can be used to refer to the act of coating parts of a boat with waterproof material or to the act of letting out a rope or chain by slackening it. Paid is the much more common word, used as the past tense of the verb “pay” in all other senses.
>>42952261gonna bully the dumb nerd cow
>>42952215>Curled up in grape snek tail>Under the influence of her venom>Sniffing her breath as she gives you copious mounts of kissesOf all the lamian mamono, I think grape sneks are the best for this.
>>42952261Gonna put this cow in the milking machine overnight for being a nerd
>>42952215sorry it was the only one I had saved, need more Apophis
>>42952243Fucking fox shills, a mofu addict too? How could you stoop so low?
>>42952056Foxgirl, I draw the line at ruining lives. Plus taking my stuff and selling it isn't amusing. I think I can see why the Tanuki got in trouble the first time. Other than needing to teach her English I don't see much wrong with the Kitsune, though I must insist on having a room in the house for my own hobbies.
>>42952282sneaky cat
>>42952278Don't respond to breathfag Here's a grape snake to bribe you with
>>42952008More for me.
>>42952320And for me.
Why are people pretending to be breathfag so much today?Is the latest attempt to drive him off?
This is why the smart namefags use tripcodes
>>42952346His mere presence pisses people off, trolls gotta capitalize on it.
>>42952346>pretendingHe has too many extra chromosomes to count, /trash/faggots really are this subhuman with no pretending needed.
>>42952059>infiltrate snake cult>miss Apophis calls you to meet with her alone>she tells you she has spies inside the Pharaoh's palace>and they told her you're a spy>you pop your emergency antivenom and run for the exit>you don't get far>miss Apophis is a lot faster and a lot stronger than you expected>wrapping you tightly in her coils, she leans in close and tells you they told her about the antivenom as well>you're immune to her venom for the next twelve hours, but she can easily hold you until it wears off
>>42952381Try smooth talking your way out, I'm sure it'll work
>>42952380According to you everyone is from /trash/
>>42952381A situation like this is when any spy worth their salt would kill themselves to avoid capture and interrogation. I guess the benefit with a pharaoh as your boss is that when the enemy disposes of the body, her ghouls can retrieve it and the spy can be revived to serve in a different operation or occupation.
>>42952380I don't think breath fetish is trash tier
>>42952432Nice try Wisp
>>42952260All you have accomplished is mildly annoying her.And do you know what foxes do to single men who mildly annoy them?
>>42952486Blast you with a hot stream of concentrated fox urine?I hope!
>>42952518>spoilersame
KC was right.Liking monster girl futas is painful as every piece of content I have to approach with caution to see if it's NTR as cucks have completely taken over futa content
>>42952579""""""""""people"""""""""" like you get what they deserve
>>42952596A loving futa wight who gives soft, slow hand jobs while she taps out "I love you" in Morse Code on your prostate?
>>42952579Simply get better fetishes, my dude.
>>42952579That's what you deserve for being a futafag.
>>42952643I do have better fetishes, but this is one combination that haunts me stillI hope KC wins in his anti-ntr crusade
>>42952579
>>42952640Sorry to say this but you might be the big gay and gonna alp real soon.
Friendly reminder that succs and all their variants are not worth sniffing the breath of. That is all.
>>42952718But shit apparently is, right?
>>42952731I would never stoop that low.
ratas are a menace to society
>>42952780Their breath is very addicting. It has a pleasant nutty aroma.
>>42952788Rata breath smells like cum, gotcha
>>42952780*yeets the marshmallow at her*
I honestly think I hate Breathfag more then Giantessfag.
>>42952731What do you mean?
>>42952832I wish we had a resident futafag. Futa is a patrician fetish for only the most secure of men.
How does the cat know my middle name? I've never told anybody.
>>42952832I love you too Anon. I will huff your breath when you alp, that's a promise.
>>42952851Breathfag samefagged about scat and deleted a post when he noticed it was him replying to himself
>>42952856No only chaos shall reign supreme.
>>42952780Indeed, I don't read the newspaper or watch news so I find rata's especially annoying.
>>42952858You exhibited TOM behavior, what this is specifically we might not know, but all feline species will.
>>42952856Depends entirely on if the futafag is also a ntrcuck or not.
>>42952856As long as they aren't into NTR I can respect it, Don't know where all of the NTR futa fucks came from
>>42952931That angel looks dastardly
>>42952931I want to take her out on a date
>>42952931She is judging all of the posters here who possess shitty fetishes, like the futafags.
>>42952957You can tell if a monster is secretly evil or not based on if she has irregular pupils.In other news, all goats cats, and reptiles are evil.Foxes are also evil, but they are openly evil so the pupil shape rule doesn't really apply.
Gazing
>>42952931In my defense, what I said about Angels being pretentious Harpies, was taken out of context.
>>42952994
>>42952994>monster underestimating anon and getting bredtale as old as time
>>42952994>>42953004At least post the leadup
>>42952974Are you accusing picrel of being evil, anon? She's a kind soul trying to help people
>>42953016
>>42952994>>42953004Do not enter the loli room on a full moon. Worst mistake you could possibly make.
>>42953016>>42953029this was just a ploy to make you post them, since i couldnt find them in my folder
>>42953031>loliretard
>>42953052it is somewhat embarrassing for a cat her age to have a door that cute
>>42953048Well next time be better.
>>42953019Was thinking about making a chapter about the bluish familiar that shows up in the very beginning of my crossover story and also a chapter about the tired looking baphomet, or if not that I was going to write about a softcore yandere shog finding a master to call her own and add more to the illusion part that Bloodborne has in it’s game to hide the eldritch horrors from outsiders.
>>42953075
>>42953109this cat is silly
>>42953129She's a dangerous woman that's what she is.
>>42953019I'm not the one who makes the rules, Anon.If the eyes aren't round, a villain is found
>>42953152I agree, she is too breedable
>>42953152you don't need to be scared of a blind old woman
>>42953099Yan shogs are always a good idea, we also do need more baphomet and familiar stuff! Wait what do you mean illusion part? Like the hunters dream or something else?
>>42953189>blindAnon now you're being the silly one.
>>42953156You are a cruel one anon, calling such a sweet thing evil.
>>42953207>the hunters dreamI believe so that it’s the part where the titanic monsters which I’m forgetting their names get revealed have been there the whole time if I remember correctly.
I wonder if the dude who made this OC browses these threads
>>42953254he used to. hadn't seen him here in a while
>>42953281Damn Don't know if I should feel sad or happy that he's not frequently on this board, mostly for his sake. I feel like this site might actually be cursed by some type of God to like ruin the mental health of anyone who uses it >>42953242 I thought they were always known and seen at least in some areas like that fish sea area
>>42953179SEX CAT
guys help someone stole my identityl actually HATE danuki breath and love baphomet breath
>>42951743Actually tempted to post an alternate take on Beelzebub tomorrow but just have to sleep on the idea first before committing.
>>42953330They could be felt just not seen yet until later on in the game, but it’s been awhile since I played so I could be wrong.
>>42952869I'm not depraved enough to like scat.
>>42953359Okay, I will.
>>42953479oh, i missed
>>42953439MUST FLUSTER CALM CAT
>>42953479dork hebi
>>42950744>>effects currently unknownDL sense of humor means Alp-Milk is actually a Futa potion that only works on 3D girls.Tfw the only D an Alp-faggot gets even after conversion is a 3D with a fake dick.
>>42953479No anon don't kiss her, she'll use her spirit fire to trap you forever, run!
>>42953386Please do, love seeing different takes on MGs. I think my favorite non MGE take on a girl is the lizardmen from MGD. Love em
>>42953567it's okay i'm sure she'll respect my boundaries
>>42950757Yes, but irl Sneks dont have fingers to become talons, or external ears.>Snek-lizard mix?
>>42953410Never played so I'll take your word for it, or I guess I should say I never finished. I remember beating father Greg but that's it
>>42953479Sorry, but I swore to myself that I will never try to kiss a snake ever again.
I think she's trying to send me a message in her language but I don't know what it is.
>>42953523>Framed the picture of when she downed the illegal fantasia to go 200% bustLewd
>>42953589chub birb
No more felinesFrom this post on this is a canine only thread
>>42953586Why'd you promise that anon? You shouldn't make promises you can't keep
>>42953608Personally, I think canines and felines should team up to keep men safe from other more dangerous beasts like foxes or bunnies.
>>42952261>payed...on a ropeFox-Anon is being baited>classic Fraudian slip
>>42953628>other beastsanon-kun…fox is canine
>>42953608Surely that dog is just eating a glazed donut with that man? Dogs should know their place serving humans after all
>>42953608You're not the boss of me.
>>42953578Another anon...lost to the sneakiness of snakes... how many will we lose to the snake menace?!
>>42953649>spoilerNOOOOOOOO
>>42953649I realized only after I hit post that I typed canines instead of just dogs
>>42953628succ have the high compatibility with humans
>>42953561Hebi boner.
>>42953697highest*
>>42953697Look at that flat dork
>>42953628A being of pure chaos is born from such a unholy alliance, you know not what you've done anon
>>42953789I remember this artist used to draw MGE stuff, what happened?
>>42953608Telling a cat they can't be somewhere is the one true way to ensure a cat is at that location.You just doomed all of us to TOMification
>>42953843Pfft I'm not scared of those cats, one squirt from a spray bottle with set them straight.
>>42953735Don't worry it's a very tenuous alliance at best
>>42954053based pornposter
>>42954053Anon-dono…
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Moff
>>42953585Also to add more to the illusion aspect of things you wouldn’t really be able to tell who is a chaos incubi when they’re in their human forms, that they would pretty much look normal expect for the eyes, the eyes would be a dead give away of the curse/blessing of a chaos incubus, that their eyes would take on the characteristics of a animal or something even more otherworldly instead of the normal glowing eyes that regular incubi have.Which I would probably add something that chaos Incubi would wear masks that would hide their eyes when going out if there is a outsider coming into the city that it would potentially show up in the Shog chapter if I make it.That the protagonist of said chapter would be a outsider possibly a order soldier checking up on the city since the order capital heard that Yharnam had a Mamono invasion happen not too long ago.Though when the protagonist gets there everything seems normal at first but the more he stays the truth of the city starts to reveal itself and he comes face to face with eldritch beings aka chaos incubi doing “things” to Mamonos before running head first into a Shog, which she would explain everything to him and become possessive of him over time when the protagonist tries to leave and things turn into a slight horror film of reality changing on itself real quick and sees he can’t escape from the shog’s clutches, that the Shog has been watching him from the very start of his journey from the capital to Yharnam.
Conquer the world with horses
>>42955207So what would the chaos Incubus monster form look like? At least for the generic starter wolf enemies for example. I like the story idea with the protagonist and the shog, really good stuff man. I should really get to writing I have my ao3 account ready I am just very lazy and a bit preoccupied
>>42955207Oh but I forgot to mention I really really like the horror elements you're adding, I feel like horror is an aspect we are sorely lacking in a lot of stories. It would be scary being accosted by a monster, especially since most anons here probably start sweating bullets trying to order food at McDonald's without pickles.Seriously horror plus MGE loving aftercare is so nice, especially since you know the protagonist is not in any danger at all whatsoever
>>42955472Horses can't get me on my islands. I'm safe behind the sea and the typhoon season
>>42955579I already wrote about it in chapter 4 with Vicar Andrew, so something beast like that it would be very similar to the Wendigo transformation and also I kinda alluded to that the essence of the Bloodmoon goddess and your monster wife’s mana can mix together to create a new type of chaos incubus that hasn’t been before seen in the story where you kinda get some of your wife’s phenotypes just in a more monstrous form of it, that it’s a loose canon I created where I combined the potion stuff with the chaos incubus stuff when writing chapter 4.
>>42955732>horses ask ms kraken to ferry them to anon's island>next day anon finds horses and sea creatures all over his islandYou can't escape
>>42953589I like her massive plume of tail feathers
>>42955680Yeah I can understand, which I already have some horror aspects with the living doll story where anon didn’t know that the doll he had was alive the whole time meaning she knew almost all about him and what his schedule was like, that he didn’t know much about her but she knew almost all about him, so the horror aspects in the story are already kinda showing up.
>>42955472Centaur Kumis - mongolian fermented Mare's Milk.>>42955732After a few jugs of Kumis, drunken Hosspussy sails across the straits to ZipanguDivine Wind? Too hungover to even notice.
>>42955472In not!Xanadu did Anon-Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree.
>>42956244>village gets taken by horses >have to drink the warriors milk for culture reasons >your milk giver is giving you really weird eyes that could be mistaken for love eyes >probably glaring instead of love
>>42953697I need more anatomical diagrams of monstergirls and how their monsterparts meld with their human parts.
Holy Cow!
Well, I rolled into Atlanta, stolen tags and almost out of gasI had to get some money, and lately I'd learned how to get it fastThose neon lights was calling me and somehow I just had to get downtownSo I reached into the glove box, another liquor store went down
>>42957067Who taught that hound to sing country music?
>>42955472>hear centaurs are coming>sally forth from your castle with a bunch of other men>destroy the surrounding fields with posthole diggers>centaurs have to tiptoe through the mess of holes you made or risk spraining an ankle>these lands shall forever and always remain white horn territory
jungle kot
>>42957095Must have been those darned danuki record producers.
>>42957101Postholes covered in grass are an effective and non-lethal way of discouraging horrible barbarians from plundering your menfolk!
>>42957112It's like they know exactly what I want in a monster
>>42957110she seems like a very nice girl... i'd like to go on a nice, chaste date with her.
gote
wezl
>>42957444Talk about thunder thighs
>>42957389there's a good chance i get got by a goat
>>429574441. Pat Spark Weasel vigorously, building up charge.2. Pick her up and point her, ears first, towards to target.3. Gently squeeze and unleash the zap.
>>42957444low charge
>>42957490You fool, nobody, man or monster, can fully direct raiju lightning.You will shock yourself as much as the target!
>>42957490>Gently squeezeWhere, though?
>>42957634It's okay, I have over-sized rubber gloves.
>>42957135>centaurs continue the siege>rainy season comes>figure they'll call it quits and leave>the mud destroys the holes>they can now walk up to the castleUh oh
>>42957641>where?Using "The Shocker" ofc
Would you love whitehorn that is older?
>>42958296>trapper white horn has been living on her own for decades in a remote cabin>has no idea her forest got converted into a park>sees Anon out hiking one day>uses her traps to hunt him down and bring him home>to Anon, it's the most terrifying experience of his life>mysterious horned figure stalking him through the forest, snares and pitfalls everywhere>heavy breathing and strange musky smell at all times
>>42958296Would eat the CC with extra ceeam topping.
>>42952282this fox looks a little plump.perhaps its time to cut back on all the fried tofu and meat?
>>42952856>Futa wife and you regularly swordfight with your dicks to see who gets to top
>>42958296I would fall head over hooves for a white horn in a sharp military uniform.
>>42952856fuck off>>42952901>>42952922futafags will constantly spam their shit, plus its just faggot shit and ugly to look at>>42958588go back to /d/
>>42958906Don't you have better places to be.
>>42959313He's absolutely right, there's no room for futashit here and it's disturbing how little pushback these posts got initially.
>>42959313oh im sorry is it wrong for me to not want futafags to shit up one of the last few places i enjoy? or is this an invitation to start talking about my own fetishes that i dont talk about here because its not the place for it.
>>42959313>Don't you have better places to be.I could ask you the same question.
BEHOLD!
>>42960071What a cool centaur, bet she's gonna grow up to be a badass knight.
>>42960195Not all centaurs are cut out for such a life
Hey ding-dong, what's up, what to draw, Eros Raiju, Phoenix or do you have a mighty need for someone else?
>>42960782The world needs more cait sith art.
>>42960782Do Phoenix
>>42960782eros phoenix. do not listen to that first anon.
>>42960782Phoenix needs some more art but if you're also taking other suggestions, demon or dark valk. I always have a hankering for blue
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>>42960782Need phoenix with dark lipstick.