You're not afraid of spiders are you?
>>42690630I like them because they keep away bugs that are actually annoying.
>>42690630No but I'm afraid of the youkai in the underworld.
fat fucking spider
>>42690630I thought she was inside a barrel when I first saw her sprite in SA
>>42690630Spiders are friends unless you live in Australia.
>>42690852But they're friends here as well, I think you're just a pussy
>>42690921Don't they kill people there?
>>42690926I've never had a problem, I'm not a racist I welcome all spiders into my house #notallspiders
I want to wed this spider
tight wet fertile spider pussy
FAT, LEWD spiders > other spiders
>>42690630YAMAME!
Made for:- doggystyle sex- sloppy blowjobs- irresponsible creampies- copiously lubed-up titfucks- dick sniffing- good-morning kisses
>>42690965Tell me more about it!
>>42690959Yammy is veey marriageable
>>42709361What makes you say that?
If Yamame is so lewd, how come there are so few porn fics of her?
>>42710477People have shit taste
>>42710489Well, are you going to remedy that situation?
>>42710904-actual huge breasts unlike the garbo most retards post in the boobhu thread-huge hips-huge ass, could be bigger but alrigh-dominatrix...Why? She was almost perfect.
acute
>>42714705I would.
>>42716535You'd get lovesick!
>>42719754How nice! That guy is in for a lot of spiderhugs and spidersmooches today!However, you must be on your guard. This isn't something commonly known by the surface folk, but the design of Yamame's ribbon is actually a message! When it's all brown, that means she's out to play. Hugging, kissing, even heavy skinship is fine! But when there are yellow designs in her ribbon, that means it's that time of the month! Time for breeding! It means Yamame's womb is aching to be filled! For that reason, it's fine to drag her aside, pull down her panties and have your way with her at your leisure! She won't hold a grudge. She might even take you home and squeeze your nice, human cock all night long!
>>42720797Ready to pounce
>>42720797Woah, quite useful info. By the way there's too many stripes on her ribbon, on your image. How troubling..
>>42690630I love Yammy
>>42736028Are you sure you're fine making such proclamations out loud?
>>42710477Because Yaf already made the best one when he make Kurodani Yamame Has No Gods, so its almost not worth trying now
>>42738126He's a slut.
BEHOLDTHE YAM
spud
Remember. Yamame loves kissing. It doesn't matter whether it's with a friend or a stranger, she's a total sucker for smooches.If you ever find you've tumbled down a blowhole on the slopes of the Youkai Mountain and gotten stuck in a giant spider web, use of this opportunity and ask the spider lady for a huge, sloppy, tongue-kiss (with gasps and moans and a lot of saliva) before she lets you go!
>>42690630I am and I don't want them in my house.
>>42738595Nobody sane wants to waste their time on Yamame, and that's the truth.
>>42754003Her redesign is so cute!
Make way, heavy load coming through.
>>42759748FATLEWDSTARVED FOR AFFECTIONTHIS SPIDER IS ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING IRRESPONSIBLE!
>>42759901Very good, but Yamame will never be the heaviest 2hu.
>>42759901Doing it raw with the spood
>>42759748damn this bitch fat!
>>42771164Don't. That makes more spooders.
>>42771168Out of the way! Out of the way!
>>42777521
>>42690630No, but I don't want them in my house.
>>42690630I love spiders
Small spider
Cute Yam
>>42789653Redundant. Yam is always cute. Yes, even when she's doing THAT.
>>42789724>THATWhat?
>>42787431That's quite small
>>42795280It's so you can take her with you wherever you go.
>>42789765Oh, you know. THAT
>>42795534I don't want her to see me shit.
Open your mouth. Aaah~
>>42690630Yes
>>42690630only small ones
To the people hanging out here: Is Yamame your favorite or just among the ones you like?
Spiders are cute, and nothing is more annoying than edgy weirdos falling for the meme that they're scary or dangerous. They're like tiny little cats who take care of pests and just want to laze around all day. I've always felt this was a totally manufactured fear like fear of clowns. Most of us aren't even dangerous to humans, and the ones that are can easily be spotted.
>>42803583I don't especially like Yamame; she's not even in my top 15. But I do think she's underrated for how unique of a youkai she is acknowledged to be even in-universe.Also, corpulent blondes in voluminous clothes are great.
>>42803583Not my absolute favorite either, but in the runner ups. Definitely enough to have had a craze about the character where i'd be willing to try and create stuff for her. Oddly enough, that social butterfly aspect & construction trivia of hers almost put me off a little but I reasoned that given the kinds of people Yamame is surrounded by, she wouldn't mind a lazy coward who cant anything of their hands, she's not like Yuugi in that regard, or at least that's what I choose to believe.
>>42805964I like that take on the design of her dress.
>>42805073Dumb dogo stop pulling!
>>42795534Yamame wants to come with you wherever you go.
Grab a handful of spider!
>>42690647I like them because they keep away bugs that are actually annoying.
Six legged hug!
>>42820593Where does the human meat end and the spider meat begin?
>>42820674Don't call her meat...
Apparently, earth spiders like mayo. Food for thought.
>>42727811spider web onahole??
>>42820593Yes!Yes!Yes!
>>42831398I don't know about other earth spiders but Yamame likes mental illnesses because they're spicythis thread is a full course meal
>>42805964HHHHHNNNRRRG! This pic… is making me feel funny…
>>42837572One of the most huggable Yamames out there.
Got you! Get over here!
>>42690630whish i had a spider capable of keeping away all the wriggle stinkbugs that infest my house...
The conquest has begun. All shall be webbed.
>>42838589What is this devious nibbler going to do
>>42848250She's going to nibble every last inch of you.
>>42843733AHHHH GET OFF OF ME YOU FILTHY INSECT!!!YOUR WEB IS ALL OVER ME WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS YOU FUCKING WEIRDO!!ARE YOU GETTING OFF ON THIS???GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I FUMIGATE YOU!!
>>42848334Actually, spiders aren't insects. The more you know.
>>42843733Teaming up with Yamame to bondage rape Reimu!
Her dress shrank in washing, but she didn't have time to sew a new one before your date. You don't mind, right?
>>42851152Trapped!
Huh? Take off her clothes? Why?
>>42856733It's dirty and needs a wash!
>>42854465thats one big spider...
>>42854465Gosh, imagine sticking your nose up there...
Spiders are gay bro.
She's looking at you with them big old eyes... What could she be thinking about?
>>42869572>big old eyesWhat?
>>42873336They're big, and, as a youkai, she is pretty old. What's not to understand?
The biggest spider in the underworld!
>>42878024Fatty
>>42877003calling females old is a bad decisioncalling female youkai old is just volunteering for euthanasia
The fate of spider fuckers
>>42883092Rude!Be better!Spiders look out for you and are not judging your lifestyle choices!They will save you from the nasty bugs invading your home no matter what!
>>42882779You won't be so smart when she's pressing that ass against your hips!
>>42883139How much will Yamame Home Security cost to protect my home from nasty bugs?
>>42893377Yamame Home Security has been victim of many slander propaganda so now is the best time to get a spider in your home! It'll only cost you a bit of neglectful behavior on the house cleaning, and a free ceiling that you do not intend to touch.From there, you will be sent a free spider, and you will be able to reap the benefits of a bug free life! Yamame Home Security will not be held accountable for any case of obsessive behavior, infectious kisses, and miscalleanous misconducts done by its salarywoman towards the user
>>42893412>obsessive behavior, infectious kisses, and miscalleanous misconductsWell, shit. Now I want to write a lewd fic showcasing such behaviour.
>>42895044Looking forward to it.
>>42893412>salarywomanOL Yamame.
>>42895044If this were real life the sparrow would eat that spider but because this is Touhou they will make out and scissor
>>42902651It's hotter than that.
>>42902651If this were real life, I would be stuffing my tongue down Yam-san's pie-hole.
>>42908254Yam's big yams
>>42911110They're quite big, aren't they? It's troublesome.
its my favourite 2hu, Young Nigga Donnie!
Cheeky little spider
Look at this adorable spud. Look!
>>42923314I think she's had enough spuds.
>>42690630A spider has helped me once get rid of a fly
>>42893412what does yamame think of wriggle?
>>42937845Yamame thinks Wriggle would make for a nice appetizer
>>42938150No bullying other hus.
>>42938150bug ryona! let's go!
>>42938765She's got Wriggle!
>>42952668Ahhh, I wish Yammy would sniff me...
>>42690630Have you never been bitten by one?
>>42895044you better do it now that the patron saint of yamame lewdfics has dropped off the face of the earth
>>42967158Someone on AO3 is writing an SA fuck-through and it had a nice Yammy scene.
>>42893412H-How do I contract these services?
Let her out of this stupid glass! Right now!
>>42967158>patron saint of yamame lewdRin69minamimuki?
I'm afraid I won't have a spider like Yamame in my bed.
>>42990309You'd be more afraid if you did!
>>42967158who??
>>42990930Spread the truth!
>>42990930i have left spiders in my house since childhood, i even let a few spiders into my home when it was raining outside, i left dead bugs near spiders in my home for fun, and i've prevented other animals from attacking spiders when i saw it happen. the only reason i ever try to get spiders out of my home is when i have roommates and guests that i know wouldn't like them. i put them on napkins and bring them outside while trying to not harm them. i like spiders and find them fun, and i had a pet tarantula when i was in preschool. with that said, i have done some very bad things when i was younger to a whole bunch of animals, including at least three spiders that i can remember. i didn't do it very often, but the things i did were pretty bad. do you think i would be forgiven?
>>43002920The odds would be stacked against you, you are essentially saying that you bear no hatred to spiders, yet you've potentially bullied or even murdered 3 of them. You know what they say about 3 strikes.
>>43002920>>43006133Worry not. Yamamin will reform you with tight hugs, light kisses on the mouth and spider leg tickles.
>>43006974We live in a world without Yamame's spiderlegjobs, so why live?
>>43007018To live it vicariously by writing fics about it.
>>42690630why can't my spider be like that
healthy spider
>>43014779I want to mating press this spider
>>43014779Move aside fat spider, I want that Kisume butt back there.
I've been generating obscene spooders all day today.>reee AI reeeYeah, I know. Don't worry. They're for just my personal enjoyment.
>>43007081Did you try kissing it to make it change into a cute girl like Yamame?
I must resist jerking off to this spider!
Some spiders eat their mates after mating...
