It's your friendly neighborhood spider Yamame!
Thank you for keeping the insects at bay, Yamommy.
She'll show you, but don't tell anybody. OK?
Four times the legs, four times the affection!
She will eat you after copulation.
>>40745065At least I won't die a virgin that way
>>40745065it's probably for the besti'm not sure if i'd be a good dad to hundreds of spiderlings anyway
>>40745065Doesn't matter, got abdomen.
I hate spiders! I hate walking into spiderwebs! I squash every last spider I see with the broom! I'd squish Yamame too!
>>40745065That's actually a misconception and is more the exception than the rule with spiders. Depends on species how often it does happen.
>>40745262>>40745065Quoting a danbooru comment on the matter:>She's an Argiope spider, or kogane-gumo in Japan. The argiope is in a group of spiders called a "money spider" in traditional sayings/folklore because they are supposed to bring good luck with money if you leave them to weave their webs near your home.>(In particular, the visible patterns they weave into their webs to make their webs obvious to birds so birds don't plow through and destroy their webs are considered lucky markings.)>According to the Wikipedia article on their mating habits, their courtship involves a male weaving a web next to the female for a while until she gets used to/accepts him as a mate, and I don't see anything about them eating their mates.
>>40745488Yamame brings good luck!
This spider brings out the worst in me. I fantasise about her sloppy blowjobs daily.
Agriope spiders are basically harmless to humans.Yamame is weak! Very weak! She can't even hurt you! You could bully her as much as you want!
Reminder that Yamame misses the daily kishin dickings. She dreams every night of fat kishin cock. Oh, will someone, anyone slake her thirst?
>>40745861Don't forget she can conjure some mega aids in your ass
>>40746085>ginkgo cutting board lv3man of culture i see
>>40745969yamame probably had a cool kishin boyfriend
>>40745065I've always wondered how a black widow society would be. to the male, it would be an honor to be devoured by his wife after copulation, as he is fullfilling his destiny and providing for his soon-to-be family.think about it.
>>40742472how someone capable of bringing something worse than covid can be called friendly?
>>40745065I won't let that bitch eat me. Fuck spiders!
>>40747829if you say so...
Spider Punch em
>>40747829You want to fuck a spider...?
>>40748700No no no no!
>>40745065That's a false myth perpetuated by spiderphobes. It's rare (including in Black Widows, where said myth is wrongfully pointed) and has not been observed in the wild.Yamame is a good girl. Yamame is best girl.
>>40749170Spider appendages composed this post.
>>40749170Nice try Yamame, but nobody is going to fall for this so you can get a free meal. Better luck next time.
>>40745488no, she is actually a Tsuchigumo and she will eat you. The whole woman form it's just a way to get you into her cave of death or she will try to make you sick because that's fun for those types of youkai too
I guess there's worse ways to die
I want to take Yamame to see places outside of the underground
Stop wanting to get eaten by Yamame.
Seems nobody used to appreciate Yamame just a few years ago. Now she's being properly cherished. It warms my heart to see.
>>40749740imagine beating yamame down after she tried to trick you, and then saying "looks human enough" before ripping off her clothes and raping her
>>40753205Physically impossible for a pansy git like you anon.
>>40753205Anon, she is the one who does the raping, you won't be able to escape her web.
>>40750704The pandemics made people scared (or aroused) of her power.
>>40746085Yam will love being a mom
>>40757439Good job, Yamame-san!
>>40757439I am thankful for her contribution. I got a lot of good out of that whole ordeal. I would be happy if she did it again. I would consider praying for her to bring another worldwide pandemic.
>>40762289but should you?
>>40762289Let her go! O-O-Or else!
>>40764692Or else she'll give you super AIDS
Yamame's large venom sacs!
Yamame found your room
>>40768042>>40750704Bless that artist for keeping it up. Wish I'd known Japanese so I might convey my appreciation to him in a non-impaired way.
Yamame is being cheated on...
YAMAME'S THREADS NEVER LAST LONGWHAT A FAILURE OF A SPIDER
I want too hug her.
>>40742472EW FUCKING KILL IT
>>40772074*kills you with the worst disease possible*
She knows what you want.
How many breasts do spiders have?
>>40788299Just two. But they're really big and really soft.
You there, sir! Why don't you tell us your thoughts on big, fat spider tits?
>>40792735I want to see if they have milk.
>>40742472Anything that genocides mosquitoes is a friend :)
Yamame thinks Anon for dinner would be a treat
>>40788299Why don't you "stick around" and find out?
UH oh. Looks like the two of you got tied up. Why don't you follow Yamame to her home and let her... take care of it?
>>40794148But they told me Yamame wouldn't want to eat me!
>>40794855Maybe she meant she'd love to have you over for dinner, so you can share it with her. You should come with her. What's the worst that can happen?
>>40795103she's wingwomaning for kisume
>>40795103she's setting me up with parsee
>>40795134Perhaps I should give her the french kiss of friendship, just to make sure
>>40795134You gotta understand, Kisume has a very hard time getting dates. Yamame just wants to be a good friend.
>>40795103It's a setup, it has to be. You never trust spiders, if you go with her she'll have you served on a plate with an apple in your mouth in no time.
>>40795191Well, it was pretty good, but you shouldn't get full of yourself!
>>40795442She's going to "eat" you for sure, but its to make more Yamames rather than less humans
Yamame spending quality time with her friend
Anon came for dinner after all!What a treat!
>>40742559This spider looks pretty plumpy
>>40819520Yamame eats tons of Wriggles so her body is ready for pregnancy and to have your children when the time comes.
So how many spiderling her species birth on average again?
She's really tired of all this slander. Why won't people read her profile? Why won't they look into her Symposium entry? She's so tired of being maligned...
>>40828979Funnily enough it ultimately fits that her thread bounces back between fear/hatred & love, since like most Underground people, they're there because they inspire some sort of fear that may or may not be justified. In Yamame's case she's not that bad overall.She's no ruthless monster that'll give you super cancer for looking at her, but she might think Anon looks tasty.
Remember to:1) Love2) Cherish3) Appreciate4) Respect5) Satisfy the sexual appetite ofthe spider!
she's nice and cheerful! I love Yamame!
>>40821204She sounds and looks so comfy
I had to get a spider out of my room last night so I caught it in a glass and brought it downstairs so I could put it outside safely, and when I went to open the door the glass slipped and smashed on the floor, and while I was picking shards of broken glass out of the welcome mat I saw the spider sitting on the wall, smugly watching meanyway, I love yamame and I'm glad that spider didn't die from my fuck-up
Do you think Yamame's creepy friend will ever get a date? Yamame's trying her best to set her up, but I don't know... She just creeps out all the Anons!
>>40838825Which creepy friend? Yamame gets along really well with socially maladjusted people.
She's here! The bright and cute Yamame-chan is here! Where are you going to take her today?
>>40840503I think we'll take it easy today
>>40838825Every time I go to meet her she seems to be occupied with some girl.
gonna use bucket loli as a football
>>40840683Rude!Now Kisume is gonna tell Yamame Anon is a bad person!
>>40840697i meant i am gonna headpat and hug bucket loli
>>40840654Yamame's just a very popular girl in the Underground, so she's trying to help her less fortunate friends in the dating game, whether it's telling Kisume to hold off on showing her skulls collection in her bucket or the pocket scythe she has for extra spooks, and instead ask Anon if he'd like to go to the movie theater with her to watch a horror movie, or for Parsee to try to be a little less miserable and put more emphasis on her cuteness. A nice dress for the two would help too.
>>40840555DON'T LET HER DRINK COFFEE IT'S A BAD IDEA
>>40840762You're speaking as if Yamame has dating experience. Who is the lucky devil?
it's hot in the underworld today
>>40846514Okuu's running the fusion reactor too hot again.
Study finds spiders engage in REM sleep accompanied by leg and spinneret movements, suggesting for the first time an invertebrate can dream. https://doi.org/10.1073/pnas.2204754119
>>40853045I wonder what yamame dreams about?Architecture?
>>40843553me bottom right
>>40843306>Inspiring picture.Literally so for the anon who wrote "Kurodani Yamame Has No Gods" (read it, it''s great)
>>40853493I don't think anything got more more interested in yamame than that story diddude's an excellent writer and I loved his characterization for yamame
>>40853207She dreams of a big, juicy Wriggle after a hard day of work.
Saving this spider
>>40840524And what is it you're going to do in bed - with a spider?
>>40857251be eaten (or "eaten") alive
Welcome to Yuugi's! The bright and gorgeous Yam-chan will be your waitress today! What will it be, oni onii-san?
>>40861994One Yamame to go.
I bet Yamame is a sex crazed pornstar in bed.