No Reimu thread? Well lets have one.
Reimu is my queen
She is one of my favorites
Neko miko reimu
Guys i have a ribbon !
master1200 bc why not
Smug & Snug
>>40713388Pops the balloons.
I love my grumpy, and sometimes very smug wife
>>40711164>No Reimu thread? Well lets have one.There hasn't been a genuine Reimu thread in years.
>>40717931Been busy relaxing
Peacefully relaxing with the most beautiful shrine maiden
>>40711164Lazy, Greedy and Incompetent
>>40726938Perfect, just how I love her
Reimu needs to be beaten until she learns to not be such a bitch.
A good person
A beautiful person
Reimu kinda sucks
I hate Reimu! I want to destroy the Hakurei shrine!
I love Reimu! I want to spend my days cleaning the Hakurei shrine with her!
>>40732010imagine wanting to basically be a slave helper existing at the beck and call of an apathetic, lazy gold digger who doesn't care about you in any capacity whatsoever, who will laugh and play games with her witch friend or the murderous gap crone but won't ever give you even one smile for all your work you'd do at the shrine except when your pockets are leaking. Imagine wanting to love and live with someone who couldn't care less if some youkai waltzed up and ate you, or if you got nabbed by youkai and taken away into the woods to be murdered during one of her festivals where she invites all of Gensokyo's bad creatures and spirits to come fuck around and drink.Reimu is a SHIT girl, absolutely SHITTY excuse for a woman. Don't spend your time with her spend it with Alice instead, Alice actually cares about you.
>>40732339Don't care, still love her
>>40732379Stockholm syndrome. Did I mention Reimu will beat you for any little thing you do that ticks her off too? Enjoy your domestic abuse.
>>40732397It doesn't matter what you say, no matter what insult and slander you say about her or me. I love her
>>40732339sounds like projection. did you ever consider that she may have tried at one point, only to find it useless to do so?
He's probably a Moriya shrine supporter and is just jealous of the beautiful shrine maiden of paradise
>>40732339She isn't that bad
>>40741241She's the best!
Would you recognize her without her hair tubes? Be honest
>>40742674Eats the rest!
>>40742879Her dark colour hair and her (usually) amber eyes make her stand out for me so yes
>>40711164Would you breed her? The villagers are afraid of her so that must mean it's the job of an outsider to do so
>>40746533yes Yes YESI volunteer to be the husband of the hakurei shrine bloodline
>>40746533NoNot even if they paid me, I'm not procreating with an apathetic girl that helps maintain the status quo of a dark fantasy world controlled by monsters and oppress the human population with fear
I will never stop posting this in a Reimu thread.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv06AAMYo5cNever.
>>40741222Reimu, only the filthy youkai who drink your alcohol like you. Kyun yourself!
The youkai slut
>>40746533Why wouldn't I have children with my wife
She's so cool
Sitting on the porch and drinking tea is peak Reimu.
and watching the rain
>>40764144If you like Okina Mataraand getting caught in the rain,
Drinking with my wife and her drinking partners
>>40742906Reimu was really Kaguya in disguise!
>>40775133Please don't insult my wife like that, she is a beautiful japanese shrine maiden, not a gross moonie
>>40774111learnt from Eirin.
>>40769612Ahhh, she's so beautiful, I want to watch her from afar forever and ever and ever
>>40806516The grump deserves a baby bump
I have to be honest. I used to think pits were disgusting smelly body parts that were not erotic at all until I met this somewhat pernicious shrine maiden.
>>40711164Sorry but I prefer her mom
>>40811054Please do not post samples of my mother-in-law
>>40811325my deepest apologies
Kek this should be the official face of Touhou from now on
>>40807653Would the miko be a good mom?
Fortune Teller Lives Matter
Fortune Teller Lives Mat-
>>40845607If he was a fortune teller why didn't he know what was going to happen?
>>40855169ZUN you fucked up the hands again
>>40854666maybe he is really bad at his job
Remember to donate to the Hakurei Shrine!
No donations today...
Looks like I have to give a portion of my life savings to my wife again in order to make her happy
>>40764171At what age did 16 year old Reimu hakurei's descent into crippling alcoholism begin I wonder.Personally I bet at the ripe age of 10 is where it all started to go down hill
>>40896709She's an underage drinker just like I was! That miko blood sure is strong I don't drink anymore so I'd have to be her guardian to make sure she doesn't do stupid drunk shit
This is her gun. She likes to shoot this gun. Is all you need to know.
>>40912049How can she afford to shoot this gun?
>>40746533Befriending the Miko is step one. Unfortunately, I have not thought of a scenario that allows Reimu to like you while also convincing her to be your wing man.
>>40917912Fertile miko belly
>>40935727She keeps hitting her so why won't this youkai become exterminated?
>>40936286She doesn't always hit to kill. She is their equivalent of a cop after all.
>>40855391Did he? She's just gripping the gohei with her thumb over it.
>>40936286>>40936438>>40935727Her rod doesn't work on Sanae because she is pure.
>>40941881A pure slut
>>40939980I don't know if there's a cuter grump in all of Gensokyo.
>>40926815The grump is for hot sweaty babymaking sex
Burning light of zombie disintegrating cross.
>>40948794She may be the cutest grumpiest girl, but the grumpiest has the brightest smile
>>40955290Reimu is kinda perfect all things considered.
Gaphag needs to leave my wife alone
>>40915868It looks like Reimu has 70 year old sagging tits in that pic and it ruins it for me. Sad
>>40980508I can only say pic related.
>>40991767When she is grumpy, she's cute When she is smiling, she's cuteIf she is Hakurei Reimu, she's cute
>>40991798What's her secret?
>>40991820Some answers just don't have concrete answers, however, I have come up with a theory to said question. It is because she is Hakurei Reimu
>>40889927Nothing wrong with fueling her raging alcoholism.
how can one win the moo's heart
>>40711164Have a bump, friend.
>>41030874And never give up.
Rain or shineGrump or smileShe makes my day better
>>41011047How big of a ribbon is too big?
>>41058971It's never big enough
My boyfriend told me that if I was a 2hu, I'd be Reimu. What does this mean?
>>41026141You could easily say money, but I honestly think she'd love a handyman house husband. Think about itCan she cook? Probably not, she's an expert at tea not foodHow may times does the shrine get destroyed? Enough for it to be an issue, she needs someone who can help repair it Cleaning the shrine? Why do that when there is tea and relaxing to be hadWho will look after the shrine while she solves incidents? The stone dog probably but it wouldn't hurt to have more hands at the shrine
I'm gonna clean her insides
>>41068843thats it, time to become skilled in the art of fixing!
I'm gonna bless her insides
>>41067648Have we gone too far?
Reimu's boyfriend is very intense
>>41082074I want this Reimu to spank me.>>41085213I want this Reimu to molest me.
>>41100318my dorky wife!
Reimu is anxious yet happy to see you
>>41105112The lonely miko found love
>>41122606I love my mean and grumpy wife
>>41122606reimu right after I tell her I failed the job interview and am hungry
>>41123344I'm gonna wear a dress and BECOME Reimu!
>>41123738You will never be as beautiful as Reimu
>>41123738You cannot become Reimu outside of your dreams.
>>41123738Pay attention to what You want, instead of listening to internet strangers. If you try hard enough, you can become Reimu and fulfill your dreams.
>>41123344I'm gonna wipe the floor with Reimu!
>>41124096Rinnosuke is a great uncle to his nieces Marisa and Reimu
>>41123738Be truthful with yourself you neither are capable nor truly wanting to become reimu, for it shall do nothing to break your loneliness there is only 1 way forward MAKE REIMU real easiest and and most beneficial way to do this is find a girl that's similar to reimu and then make her into your reimu eventually you'll get yourself a wife that's willing to dress up like reimu for the penultimate step once you have a daughter name her Reimu
>>41123738YWNBAR (you will never be a reimu)
>>41100318A dancing Reimu is cute too!
Rest in piss genocidal miko.
>>40711164Reimu is no longer cool.
>>41172131Of course. She is hot.
>>41048470>search doujin>has sex with marisa insteadI feel as if I've been baited
>>41173789I got baited in a different way, I knew it was a marisa doujin when I looked for it after someone posted pic related, but she was way out of character in it.
>>41175422Also too tall.
>>41175422so whats going on in this panel? is he about to get raped?
>>41188141Marisa can't rapeShe's so small and light any man could just pick her up and carry her to the door
>>41188141She's trying to convince him she's as sexy as reimu.
>>41068829He called you poor, grumpy and unbelievably cute.
>>41198594Why is she so grumpy tho?
>>41209616Adds to her cuteness
>>41209878You'd be grumpy too if you had to grow up without parents and forced to do a job nobody likes or respects.
Hakurei Reimu.....is dead.
>>41235430she won the ketchup drinking contest but at what cost
>>41235752A high cost
>>41235752Reimu will never relinquish the EAT BATTLE trophy.
>>41231391This bothers me far more than it should.
How long did it take you before you realized Reimu is in fact, and by far, the best 2hu? Not just the best 2hu but all around one of the most incredible 2D girls ever created.it took me many, many years to realize this. I always just dismissed her as "red MC bitch with stupid ribbon and boring brown hair". Then on day it just hit me: Everything about her is absolutely perfect. Right there the whole time, right in front of my eyes.I think Reimu is my soulmate.
>>41254902A week at least, people may hate her for the personality and faults, but that is what makes her so likeable and relatable.
>>41254902She has always been my favourite, I love Japanese shrines and old Japanese stuff in general, so I was just naturally drawn to her and more interested in her than the other protags. I like Sanae for the same reason as well but the bitchiness of Reimu rubbed onto me and I just saw it as cute and added to her charm.It didn't take me long for me to realize she is not only the best 2hu. But the perfect 2hu. Nothing will ever compare to her and I will always love her. People may call me boring for liking her, people may call my taste for her "trash", but I don't care if she's boring because I fucking love boring. I don't care if my taste is trash, because I fucking love trash. I don't care what anyone has to say about her because I love Hakurei Reimu
>>41255018Eloquently put anon. Not too many people are able to understand the intricacies of being a kuzu lover.
For me, it's simply her armpits.
>>41255065For me is her sarashi, makes her look tomboy-ish
For me, it's her tabi socks.
>>41254902Only when I got older and grumpier did I see the error in my ways.
For me, it's her elegant outfit
>>41068843Your post filled me with despair over realizing I will never be a shrine maiden's assistant. That would be the ultimate lifestyle.
>>41254902I like reimu a lot
>>40711164I absolutely despise this complete failure of a shrine maiden. Mizuchi needs to set the record straight and slap Reimu silly for her failings.
Oh no Reimu what have they done to you
>>40711171Greedy bitchy Reimu is hot though.
I want to nurse her after she comes back home from danmaku battles and incident solving
I had a dream where I was sitting in front of Reimu at a baseball game but I didn't talk to her because I didn't want to be a bother.
>>41263265She is about to be punished for her sins against youkai
>>41265873Reimu and Rumia died for our sins
It is that time of the week
No Reimu thread. That's it, no more Reimu.
>>41254902never disliked her attitude but wasn't really into her, but I started looking back at her and found she was quite similar to me, lazy poor, and just want people to leave her alone
>>41297386I want to adopt those Aunn-chan!!
>>41297990You want an Aunn? It's yours my friend.
>>41298454No probs mate
Is Reimu manipulated to keep balance in Gensokyo?
>>41302795She just does what she's told to do.
>>41302795Her whole thing is yin and yang so why wouldn't she keep balance, she still has her own personal bias anyway
>>40711164She's the first person I ever romanced in TW her poorfag struggles resonate with me, would raise a large family with and have a wholesome relationship
>>4128912426.5cm foot is european siez 40 or 41
Who does Reimu with a fox mask has so much appeal for me?
>>41321845Because you're a filthy youkai lover and should be exterminated praise 'mu
>>41323346I'll let her split my head with her purification rod
>>41329672Deus Vult, Gensokyo is rightful christian land!
>>41329672heh, Reimu is about that age after all
>>41329672Reimu is still a girl after all.
>>41329819You realize this would probably end with Reimu being burnt at the stake or something, right?
>>41334210Reimu's newfound fluffy feelings running into her typical attitude is cute as hell.
>>41334228Reimu, and Marisa, and Sanae, and Sakuya, and Youmu, and Alice, and Patchouli, and Reisen... and almost everyone in Gensokyo.Can't fret over every heretic!
>>41334439Considering Gensokyo is a youkai paradise were humans are pretty much cattle it depends on one's perspective.
>>41334559There is no context in which the mass execution of Touhous is acceptable.
>>41334645It is stated in Yukari Yakumo's Perfect Cherry Blossom profile that outsiders generally end up in Gensokyo thanks to fluctuations in the border caused by her. Since the frequency of encountering them is considered to be "low", it might mean that outsiders don't end up in Gensokyo very often. The majority of outsiders that end up in Gensokyo seem to have little knowledge of technology. Because of this, any technology they bring into Gensokyo, such as mobile phones, can not be reproduced. However, outsiders still bring knowledge into Gensokyo that's otherwise unattainable, and thus are valued for that.Yukari chooses which humans can enter Gensokyo based on their level of spiritual power and intelligence."They immediately put a tool called a 'mobile phone' to their ears, and after that are at a loss as of what to do next."— Hieda no AkyuuOutsiders are not protected by the contract that came as a result of the Vampire Incident. In fact, the unbreakable devil's contract specifically stipulates that the vampires get outsiders to feed on in exchange for not attacking Gensokyo's native residents.Yukari mentions to herself that "youkai may attack humans but do not eat them recklessly."So, Yukari gets low spirit level humans with little knowledge to enter Gensokyo for eating.She actively avoids anyone smart enough to recreate technology, those who could unite the human village and those who have a high spiritual power level. As well as only taking those nobody will notice is gone or whose disappearance won't cause a stir.
>>41334228Burning witches was outlawed across all christian lands during the 12 century
>>41334680Its also noted in ZUN's manga that Yukari also feeds criminal humans and other undesirables to youkai on purpose using her spies that she embeds in the village
>>41335088Really? That's interesting
>>41334266Give the grump a baby bump
>>41329672this entire story makes sense (as in, there are no non-sequiturs) and is overall hard, if not impossible to distinguish from something written by a human. This is pretty scary, I guess you really can't tell who is real on the internet anymore and which posts are just AI.
I love Reimu(This post was not made by an A.I)
>>40746533She's more likely to send you back home than to breed with a random outsider
>>40746533I'd do my best to learn how to danmaku better so I can cover for her during her pregnancy >>41342163helps if you romance her first
Is Reimu the type of girl to smoke tobacco and do hard drugs to cope?
>>41345504Reimu seems to be the type to only partake in anything but alcohol at the behest of her friends and wouldn't partake without outside influence from someone close
Reimu is the definition of a failure. She's just a slave to Youkai, she welcomes them with open arms and forsakes her own kind. She has destroyed her Shrine's very god, and ended the respect that the line of Hakurei once commanded.On top of that, Reimu is a broken human being. Poor, stupid, witless. Irrational, quick to anger, without morals. She sees nothing wrong with murder, she kills whoever she likes. She's lazy, she cheats others, she can't be trusted. Nobody likes Reimu, everyone hates her.Reimu is the worst person in all of Gensokyo, she deserves no kindness or treatment. Reimu deserves to be killed and replaced with someone who can bring the Hakurei Shrine back to glory and trusted with killing all the Youkai.NOBODY LIKES REIMU.
>>41345544>NOBODY LIKES REIMU.Why do you say things you know are not true?
>>41345560Reimu is horrible!
>>41345544>NOBODY LIKES REIMU.I do
>>41345570You didn't answer the question.
Last for Reimu's pits.
I will celebrate the bump limit by giving the grump a baby bump
>>41345577>>41345586>>41345589Imagine shilling for a maiden who can't even pay you to. Imagine shilling for someone who'd ask you to pay them for the right to shill for them. Reimu is truly awful, she does not deserve to be liked by anyone.
>>41345607>get Reimu pregnant>every single youkai and their familiar start creating incidentsWhat is the next step in your master plan?
>>41345607Yes, yes, we know.
>>41345620More little Reimus
>>41345619Why wouldn't I when I love her
>>41345619I shill for Reimu and I DO IT FOR FREE
>>41345649You love a piece of trash.
>>41345663I fucking love trash so much
Dead Miko. I repeat, dead Miko!
>>41351251you take that back
>>41352204Kiss your shrinemaiden?okay
RIP We will miss you Reimoo!
Even in death, I'll still love her
I remember there is a pic of Reimu with some parts of her hair purple but I can't find it.
>>41352885even if reimu decided to beat me up i'd still love her after
>>41353107I would be fine with it. I was going to post that one image with the text saying "imagine a drunk Reimu coming home and beating you up only to sober up and cry and say sorry" or something like that but I can't find it
>>41353245I'm of the opinon that if i can't subdue my own wife when she's drunk and hysterical then i deserve the beating, like when she comes home after getting drunk after losing the popularity poll and takes it out on me
>>41353259The beatings are worth it anyway if it means seeing her be cute and grumpy
it's the jews
>>41353245Here it is
>>41353812Thanks, literally me
>>41353294very true, if i'm giving up my entire life and migrating to gensyoko just to be with a girl and marry her i'm sticking with her and sticking to my marriage vows, through sickness and in health and all that.Plus seeing her trying to make it up to me with a teary expression or just as good, trying to ignore it while it tears her up inside wondering if i'll bring it up to one of her friends is a sublime kind of feeling. I love Reimu and want to see all of her expressions
>>41355204why so tsun anon-kun?
>>41355204Please be nice
Last(?) for Reimu
Live Reimu, live!
>>41355370Sorry, not gonna happen.
>>41355393its okay, it rained for reimu. or rainmu if you will