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Got your green right here
>>40274493does her jerking you off with her roots counts as a blowjob?
>>40274517No, that's a footjob. Mandragora have shown this.
Living in the wilderness with a nice plant wife is a good ending.You could even buy yourself some comfort and convenience by selling whatever your wife can produce.
>>40274737Your wife attract bees and you can start selling honey too
So all things are in flower, huh?
I would like to see more mge adventure seriesHelps with the motivation to write more of my own stuff
>>40274843I would love for Magus to write a book length novel like he did with the Journey of a Magi.I even thought I could draw illustrations from it.
>>40274884nice dicksucking tentacles, NERD!
what I like about plantgirls is that they pull you in for smex, and once you're inside, they close the petals and wrap you in their roots. Really makes you feel that you're a part of the flower now.I like monster girls being possessive in general.
ROOTS
>>40275049I am glad my waifu doesn't eat through her feet like disgusting plants do.
>>40275049>licking feetno, thank you>worshipping paws, roots, hooves right away milady
>>40275074at least his wife won't burp during sex like yours will
>>40275114>he doesn't want her to burp after fucking her throat and cumming into her stomach
I want to see a haughty Vampire debasing herself by shaking her ass like a common harlot
>>40275186no, I don't
>>40275241This is disgusting.
How do you get your hands on raging mushrooms, preferably a large supply in a majority MG city?I have attracted the attention of a Manticore, and I want to go out on my own terms.
>>40275271they sell it in every convenience store
>>40275271Based mushrooms psychos in his way to tame the batcat
Where do I get huge boobs friends?
>>40275422Head into the deepest, darkest forest you can at midnight on a full moon, bring a half-functioning flashlight and lots of meat, as well as zero navigation tools.
>>40275468Awawa'd
>>40275422/x/ is so much more fun on the other side of the portals
>>40275422alp is a state of mind
>>40275241Why is her butthole wet? Was it taco tuesday? Is she american?
I missed my call I life. I should be a kidnapped breeding stud for a muscular red oni, not a software developer
>>40275271Probably a Tanuki owned shop>that will be $200 good sir
>Go on /hag/ >Beeline towards demon general>Post a daily reminder that I will never ever sign one of their contracts>They accuse me of baiting and say I'm not even a man>Post photo of me signing a timestamp as anonymous for extra BM>Giggle and go make dinner>Check back in thirty minutes for my salt>They've already figured out what city I'm inBros, help.
>>40275740[ufufu intensifies]
>>40275740you fucked up, you WILL sign their contracts and you WILL get milked by them all day long
>>40275870Oh no! That's almost as bad as a vampire hag cuddling you from sunrise to sunset in her coffin.
>>40275740>starting shit on monster girl forums>doesn't have a bugout bag and clandestine way out of town ready>or gremlin childhood friend to get you 60 proxies to hide behinddeserved
>>40275740>imagine not asking for thigh size
>>40276122>wanna find out with your face?
The Red-Eyed Menace
>>40276148I need the numbers, I need the hard data of those massive and soft thunder thighs
Excel office milf mg wont leave me alone bros she keeps making up reasons to come visit me...
>>40276200Take her out for karaoke after work.
>>40276200Shouldn't have told her that her tail is cute.
>>40276200>tfw ywn be stalked by a hag OL monster just cause you keep talking to her when you get back from school and her office happens to be around the same area>Still worth it to see her smile tho
>>40276248Careful telling her you don't have a girlfriend because girls your age don't like you.
>>40276273I'll tell her that girls my age dont allure me, I like a more matured fruit, if you get what I mean
Fuck the Sabbath!Deport all shorties!All men should be lined up and shota'd!Crush all pelvises with our hips!Mootriarchy now!
>>40276161*laughing eye stalks*
>>40276118NEED WORM!
>>40276273I'll flirt with her and tease her, as well as pretend I don't see her while I'm showering
>>40276297That Mino is completely enraged, we need that Anon who can calm down any cow, the moo-whisperer.
mon nun
>>40276539all monster nuns should have massive milky tits filled with healing and holy milk
>>40276539yes
>>40276559Oh come on, this is an actual demon this time, who is letting all these Monsters become nuns?
>>40276699Notice the size of her tits? Shes a holst, not a scary monster
What do you think about minigirls?
>>40276724I'd consider them only if they can shrink me or increase their own size for sexy times.
>>40276724/d/-tier
>>40276724protectable and pettable
>>40276724They can live in my pants.
>>40276724I get all my news from my own pocket Rata, a reliable source for whatever's going on in the world!
>>40276724it would take me a while to not freak out when a jumping spider leaps and latches onto me
>>40276812She may try to copulate with your head
>>40276870you take that risk with most monsters
>>40276870Kakapo harpies do that too.
>>40274459What media, writing or online activity do you think triggers/activates the Monstergirl State Censors?
>>40276977I like how popular this fox has become
>>40277024why are you like this?
>>40277024paladin/angel platonic friendship
>>40276977>>40277035That damn smile, it all started with that damn smile
>>40277035Oh, uh, I didn't think anyone would be awake this late.
Was browsing the past two previous threads to catch up and came across this post:>>40247481And color me surprise as I never expected that recently popular or outright famous high production animated hentai femporn trailer to be talked about here. Also here's the trailer the post was talking about, Japanese office lady is isekai'd to fantasy world but is proactively dated by a Yandere boy:https://mobile.twitter.com/horihori_ahan/status/1530390908335575040And yeah I do frequently read any Josei or for-women type of hentai dounins I find interesting since yumejoshis make some damn fine and pretty looking porn. But more importantly, what would the mamono think of such femporn? I am willing to believe monstergirls even the MGE ones are not above consuming yumejoshi doujins or Josei hentai/artwork. Especially the still lonely single ones who are still single or suck at getting a boyfriend and thus fantasize about 2D bishie or ikemen husbandos.
>>40277035>>40276977I want to fluff her tails and then hug her
>>40276297>Wanting to be a little kidCringe!
>>40275083the closest thing id do to worship would be bean poking
>>40275531the idea of exploring the occult and delving into the truely weird and esoteric stuff of a highly lewd yet safe setting like mge sounds so good.
>>40276297wanting to be shota'd is almost as cringe as liking the sabbath
>>40277024nonei like in a free monster girl based society. non of this gay ass authoritarian fag shit you seem to like
>>40274459
Come to Zipangu.
>>40277410What about being a shota AND getting a sabbath loli as a wife? Like you and a lonely hag live out a childhood romance senario that she always wanted, but missed out on.
>>40277492Can I have the sabbath loli and remain a ojisan instead? I would rather an hero than be a shota.
>>40277492No and no.Mental immaturity (even “role playing” as such) is a non-negotiable dealbreaker for me. It’s why Titania are in never-ever-tier for me.
>>40277492too real manI love it
zap
>>40277443Imagine feeding a mermaid a spoonful of snacks like that one webm
Coming to America!
>>40277653brainlet koi monstergirl...
>>40277771Is this the girl from the show with the hitman and the spy living together?
>>40277787Yep
>>40277741Undead elites, living plebs?
>>40277886Click on the seal
If you could redo your life but in MGC, would you? As in be born and grown up there>>40277886>druella might have a bfwhat bigger bullshit that I ever heard
>>40277886Thank you for covering the news we need!
>>40277492even worse
>>40277908Why the fuck would I not?
>>40278031so where would you hang out? the aracdes, be a naughty shit and be in the red light district or be a good boy
>>40277728I want to get bullied by the Egyptian exchange student gyarus
>>40278048If my childhood there is anything like the one I had (in terms of parents, upbringing) I’d be a goody-two-shoes getting good* grades but my timidity + innate fascination with wolfus would make me enormous hellhound bait.Or I might get childhood-foxed, you never know.
>>40278048Playing rhythm games and hoping a rich monstergirl (like Wights or Pharaohs) would notice
>>40278031>nu doom art>id software logoSo which one is it that she's into? Because if it's the boomer shooter that's extremely based.
>>40275477Awawaed and meatpilled
>>40278133>>40278221For me, I would either be a good by as well or just gety lured by an old fat hag that learns about what I like and get in her van
>>40277886Based Jinko dunking on womanlets
>>40278287You can always trust a jinko to do the needful.
>>40278048i'd be in the red light district, working as both a struggling artist and a whore
My wife likes the popular first person shooter game titled "ULTRAKILL"
>>40278318your wife is based.
>>40278333>>40278318based on many lipids and roo little protein
Seeing the updates on the nun level update om Poring's fanbox makes me kind of get the nun thing you guys seem to have. That confession room looks pretty nice. Still don't like the skimpy nun outfits, but the aesthetic is cool.
>>40278133I've always hated being around other people. I was never openly hostile, but normal kids usually knew I wasn't interested. All of my childhood friends have just been the weird kids that could never take a hint to leave, so I just eventually got used to them. I could see myself with any kind of girl like an autistic cheshire that won't talking about memes, a zombie that just started following me and never stopped, a bogie that constantly tries to make me break my default grumpy expression, the greenworm that keeps asking for part of my lunch, the kobold that keeps following me around asking for belly rubs, the queen bee vampire that tries to seduce me out of spite after I ignored her once and she just gets more and more desperate as time goes on, the grouo of goblins that went to the front of class and announced I was their husband on the first day of school, or that shy troll girl that I keep getting paired with in class projects because our last names start with the same letter.
>>40278497I like nuns with the full habit but their bodies are too curvy to hide
>>40275422>Mom isn't a monster
>>40278528Full habits are also bad at hiding baby bumps
>>40278546Man is the greatest monster of all
>>40277886Click on fluffing and fluffing accessories please
>>40278528Same. Maybe not as curvy as that picture, but curvy still.
>>40278593>when you don’t pay attention to what kind of shampoo you’re getting for your wife
>>40278615understandable but nuns are very hot
I want to grope and rape a monstergirl
>>40276741Now if grew to my size, including having a bigger set of tits. Would consider, hate stretchy onahole fae.
>>40278642
>>40277024Abortion fetish?
>>40278830anonthat would cause a real crusade
Nobody wants to see that shit. Dumb tourist
All tanuki are cuter with glasses.
It's too hot outsideI want an Ice Queen hug
>>40278830All they way, but she’d only be allowed to abort by waiting ~9 months and giving birth to the baby, which we raise, love and support until they’re ready to move out on their own making sure to call them every week to make sure they’re ok
>>40278979Many girls are cute with glasses.
Careful Anon, the foxes are on the hunt
Consider the following:>have kamaitachi wives>drink doppelganger potion>dedicate a single body to each of them
>>40279119Goop boob.
>>40277995>Agarthan Nowi and NahNot sure why this exists, but I'm not complaining.
>>40279089>Finally, an answer to the “who’s turn it is to get (your) dick that breaks out every nightKnife weasels are good girls who deserve more attention than they get
>>40279255Oh no, they all get it every night, the formula from the loli kamaitachi keeps you going for that long. This is just a way to resolve who gets it first.
Reminder to marry your waifu before consummating your love
>>40279290based and wifepilled
>>40279290froge
>>40279290good idea
>>40279290>She has had a four course meal consisting entirely of raging shrooms, as well as a triple dose of manticore venom>The wedding ceremony is in twelve hours>can you protect yourself so you don’t engage in the sin of premarital sex?
I want to recklessly cum inside a kraken and not take responsibility.
>>40279355All glory to the hypnofrog
>>40279468Wait, I thought manticore venom only affected guys.
>>40279546>See frog in bathroom >Fuck frog like onahole What the fuck was the MC’s thought process?
>>40279548I haven’t checked in a while, but substitute any horny venom of your choice and go from there if it bothers you that much
>>40279290I want to set up a church of Hel, so we can use it as a place to keep the stray zombies and prepare them for marriage. Instead of picking up a zombie from the street to use as an onahole, bring her down to the local church so we can clean her up and put her into a nice dress for her big day. We also have plenty of cute zombie nuns that you can marry. Just be careful, our church's teachings have made them especially excited for marriage and motherhood and your honeymoon will be spent with excessive attempts of baby making.
>>40279550>he doesn't fuck random frogs as onaholesNGMII bet you don't fuck random jellyfish either
>>40279568but that kinda takes away the fun of picking up a stary zombie, cleaning her up, making sure she's happy, then slowly get romantic with her tho
>I’ll never lose to mantico-
>>40279285>Hey, it’s my turn to be first tonight>No, you get it tomorrow, you got it first two nights ago>Wait, I only got for like, half a turn last night, I want to finish the rest of my turn>No, you are not going first two nights in a row, besides, the rule is that you finish him once, and then swap>But you finished him THREE TIMES before switching that one night>You are never going to let that go, are you?>Damn right I won’t, you are always going on about the rule but then you went and did something like that!>We were on raging shrooms that night, I would like to see you control yourself any better!>When are we doing that again?>Ask Anon>We should, and then we get to have three a piece before swapping like you did.>But what about the time YOU….When they finally figure it out, Anon had already fallen asleep and they decided to just cuddle for tonight
>>40279548It probably corrupts human women into monstergirls
Fat fucking foxes.
>>40279683Fucking fat foxes
>>40279583You can take her home and clean her up yourself. Just don't get sexy with her until marriage. Kissing is okay though. Also bring her down to the church one a week for worphip if you like. It helps get her used to the idea of marriage and teaches new undead that undeath is a blessing of a second chance at a happy life. You don't have to be a couple to visit, but the other worshipers will probably try to push you two into getting together. And if you decide that you do love her, the church will be happy to hold your wedding. We hope you and your new zombie roommate (and hopefully future wife) can one day become regular members of our church. I hope you have one Hel of a day!
>>40279683nips
>>40279683>a diet? how rude!>just for that im going to eat a extra plate of tofu and force you to watch.
>>40279737What about them?
>>40279683We're going to burn some calories, fatass
>>40279596>quote from man milked dry
>>40275083More of this please
What happens if a guy drinks ushi blood?
>>40279780Instantly incubized and ready for Ushi pussy.
>>40279780ushi blood is highly corruptable, and can melt through armor and weapons too if I recall.
>>40279473>anon thinks he's safe because he doesn't live near the coast>anon checks the news>"sea witch demands that authorities hand over anon">"all ships entering or leaving the country will be sunk unless her demands are met"
so hot, need AC
>>40279837That’s implying the miraculous situation of getting away after creampieing her
>>40279808Why is that fennec fox thing everywhere now, I open the fox_girl tag and almost always there's some new picture with her
>>40279837>sea witchUrusla
>>40279851Anon had an escape rope and could just teleport out.
>>40279870Because Suzuran is our light.
Fat zombie.
>>40279837Would you make a deal with a sea witch anon?
>>40278660dont
>>40279808How many times are you going to post the same thing with no text
Hello?
>>40280046Goodbye
>>40280046como estas?
>>40279977>Making a deal with sea witch because reasons>You expect her to make the price marrying her, or giving her your firstborn (which she will gladly provide) or some other perverted monster spin on the deal>She asks for your voice>Wait what>She wants your voice. Until one of you breaks the pact.>While you mull over the decision, she clarifies. She wants your voice for a single day, no more, no less.>It IS only for one day, so you decide to take the deal. All you have to do to complete the pact is to shake her hand.>Once your hands make contact, there is a flash of magic, and you feel the spell take hold. >You also instantly blurt out “Will you marry me”>Wait, you didn’t say that, at least, not consciously>You realize what she meant just in time for the tentacles to coil around you>she is now in complete control of what you say>As you float there, tangled in her grasp, she starts talking about how you two need to find a sea bishop to complete the wedding ceremony.>And she just so happens to know one just under a day’s swim away
>>40280069try and say>I always was under your spell, honey>Ever since I saw you
snek
>>40280127mira la cola en esa lagarto
>>40280144Sorry, but this is an AMERICAN board.
>>40280190>not confederate versionLa creatura...
>>40280190 YYYEEAAAAHHHH
>>40279972This zombie looks more competent than most.
>>40280190sorri, im no understand los cerdos como usteds son
>>40280196Traitors deserve to hang.
>>40280190>>40280201>FREEDOM DAY is comingcan't wait
>>40280212>harpy with armscursed
>>40280190Sorry, I don't have a fat folder.
>>40280203it's a wight pretending to be a zombie to get free cuddles from her husband
>>40280190sir this is /jp/
Some random thoughts I had:>beasts in the demon realm can be hunted, people would usually have some normal metal weapon for that>dealing with sentient beings nonlethally would require a demon silver weapon>hunters are carrying two weapons: one for men/mamono, and one for beastshttps://youtu.be/LDnENTDuAiI
>>40280212Why does treason never prosper?
>>40280292just look at the size of those thighs on that gal on the left
I like to watch my harpy wife lay eggs
>>40280354Pervert!
>>40280190>>40280243/jp/ - Just Polish (Kikis)
Gazer gazes at you gazing at her.
>>40280292Breast mogging is always fun
>>40280325Because nobody calls it treason when the revolutionaries win.
party invite sent
>>40280361If my kiki continues nagging me about going to the church, I'll start showing her my stash of john paul 2 memes
>>40280384I wish to touch
>>40280292
>>40280385I'd go to a church if it worships a MGE god (except for the Chief God of course).
>>40280410them freckles tho
>>40280412hel, eros, mara, bacchus and poseidon are all very admirable deities.in particular i like how poseidon is in open rebellion against the chief god.
What monster makes the best childhood friend?
>>40280440Lizard girls.People also forget that's literally kappas niche
>>40280444also yuki onna
>>40280440Dhampir
>>40280440>>40280444Yuki-Onnas too.
>>40280440wyvern, greenworm, bunyip and apophis
>>40280440wurm
>>40280440Lilim
>>40280471it's hard to take corruption seriously when it's a little girl doing it
>>40280384Man, I got lucky! This team of high leveled adventures accented me into their party despite me being low level. It's a bit weird they're all girls though.
cow
>>40280384How does one deal with monsters spamming you with party invites? The game doesn't seem to have a block button.
>>40280384>tag: animal earswhat kind of FUCKING ANIMAL REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>40280506galleon is qt but that's too many headthings, silly design
>>40277024Contraception, pulling out, D I V O R C E
>>40280523solo party
I want to sniff boob sweat and milky monster bras
>>40280537Fox, obviously.
>>40280537The original tweet says 誘惑してくる褐色獣耳狩人ちゃんです, so it doesn't help.
>>40280523You can only block after you join a guild. Unfortunately guilds have the ability to force members into parties, so you'll probably end up getting teamed with a bunch of monsters anyway. There is an all man guild that tends to accept all that want to join, but they also have the problem of random monster players constantly following them around and spamming lewd emotes. I once got followed for 4 hours by some minotaur warrior that wouldn't stop using /headpat on me. Reporting this did nothing.
>>40280631>all manall alps you mean, I see the way they look at new recruits
>>40280608Imagine being in charge of laundry at the hellwan village. Hound sweat and juices, just imagine that aroma.
>>40280643nah, smells too much like rotten eggs
>>40280465>>40280471Apophis and Lilim seem less like the "childhood friend" type and more like the "child girlfriend" type
>>40280648You get used to the smell of sulfur and charcoal, so much so that you can't help but to be at full mast when a hell hound is within 50 feet of you.
>>40280665sorry, Im more into p'orc, jabber, bogie, and wurm smell instead
>>40280641There are no boys on the internet, only alps, cheshires, and scamming automatons.
>>40280643needs the poke
>>40280672>tfw when the monsters on /4mon/ find out one of the regular drawfags is a boy
>>40280678>drawhags
>>40280685I'd still be drawing hags on /4mon/
>>40280257they hunt men with their pussies, not swords
>>40280707very fancy royal sea slug
>>40280705But what if they want meat (and not your meat, perv)? Gotta hunt down a demon realm beast for that.
>>40280730The mantis profile says they can still kill things with their claws when they want to.
>>40277908>If you could redo your life but in MGC, would you? As in be born and grown up thereYes.Could I keep my memories? Even if I were born in a "normal" family without my father dying when I was 3 I still worry I'd end up as a dumb sperg without no self-awareness. My stupidity and the time I wasted, especially during my teen years, still makes me cringe every day. It's not even the exciting kind of stupid.That is also why childhood friend scenarios kinda scare me to be honest.
>portals open>take witches offer to relive life as childhood friends with herWe are the larp now.
>>40280762Yeah, you get to keep your memories
wabbit season, bitches.
>>40280707>try to go off the edge of the map>ghost leviathans spawn in to stop you
>>40277908Would I still be born from the same parents? The same family? If so, I can't help but wonder how things would be different. Surely I'd still be somewhat directionless, but then again there's still the ever present possibility of having an infinitely loving wife to help me through the worst of things that would still inevitably happenIf I can keep my parents, siblings, and memories, then yes, I'd like to start again in MGC
>>40280782I don't know if she's ready for all that
>>40280856Same family but now all the female side of your family are all monsters
>>40280867What monsters?
>>40280881Depends on where you from and the myths from there
>>40280908bitch, what the fuck are you even
>>40280927Not even the people in her game are sure.>As the only known representative of her eponymous race in Rhodes Island, the enigmatic girl from Sargon codenamed "Manticore" has a very vague background.
>>40280947weird bug but I can dig it
>>40280956devs straight up said 'we dont fucking know'
>>40280852Imagine crash landing on a planet with a bunch of alien mermaids. Lolis in the shallows, normal mermaids as you go farther in, but in the deepest parts of the oceans is the BIG girls. Hags that look like they could be a fertility goddess, muscle girls that would put an amazoness to shame, mermaids that are tall enough to use you as a teddy bear. Don't try to leave though because surrounding your new home is an abyss that goes deeper than you have ever seen. You can only imagine what horrors live down there. If you listen closely you could swear that you hear moaning and if you go out too far you may being to see a light begin to rise from the depths. By then it's too late to go back.
MGE NFT when?
>>40281163>tfw you would just most likely float on the surface or find some dry land to live on
>>40278830Ponchi monster girlverse when?
>>40281166I'm not paying for a pre-generated picture of an ugly bored Kakuen when I can commission one that actually looks good.
>>40279972>An Undead army doesn't march on it's stomach, but good food every now and then doesn't hurt.
would you join all monster wrestling gym and actual try to learn how to wrestle and grapple?
>>40281219Sure, but I don't know if I'm large enough to compete properly.
>>40281219As long as it only had small and flat girls who enjoyed a bit of light ryona.
>>40281244they will most likely have monsters around human sizes as well and I bet most would be quite willign to teach you the basics and the exercise rountine>>40281251then you get just as small as well for not actually wanting to learn
Being a human boy is great, I got a free membership for the gym that opened recently!
>>40281268>you get smallWhat the fuck does wrestling have to do with lifting? I do that on my own time.
>>40281283so you wanted to wrestle with small girls so you gotta be as small as them to actually learn something, you perv.
>>40281166>connection between earth and MGE too weak for portals, but just enough for information to get through>a danuki has a idea>people can "buy" a waifu ticket in the form of a NFT>this will generate a bit more energy on the earth side to strengthen the connection while allowing things to happen faster when they do open>when the portals open the ticket serves as a long range mana mark for monsters to find their beloved...>but earth humans all just pass it off as a cash grab and it, only three buyers in total.
>>40281296Who said anything about learning? I just want to satisfy our mutual ryona fetish.
>>40281268Fair enough, guess I'll start with wrestling mice, how hard can it b-https://imgur.com/a/miSEOgy
40281300ogey
>>40281219Sure I'd love to learn how to put big haughty monsters in their place
>>40274856You mean illustrations from JOTM?
>>40281219im built like a beanpole. someone would break my arm and we'd all go home crying.
>>40281309>Underestimating micerookie mistake
>>40281309Anon, I think you went to wrong gym, that aint a takedown, thats oral sex>>40281338thats why you have to bulk up and train harder until you are not built like one and I heard monster milk is one hell of a way to bulk up
>>40281356>Anon, I think you went to wrong gym, that aint a takedown, thats oral sexWait what? I was told that was a legitimate 'finishing' move!
>>40281371so you gonna suck your foe's wiener then? alp
>>40281356>thats why you have to bulk upbut i dont wanna be bulkyi just wanna be able to defend myself, i like how i look now
>>40281383No way! They showed me how to use my own signature move, where I eat them out instead, I've used it several times and always manage to use it once a fight! They tell me it's a powerful technique.
>What? It's just an ordinary Elf- OH MY GOODNESS
I'm going to get a Gandharva into pirate metal.
>>40281400it will also effect your bones and ligments, mr stringbean nor will you be all that stonger>>40281408>anon went to the gym of how to be an escort
>>40281400>He doesn;t want to drink warm monster milk with a nice rice, chicken, and egg meal after whopping your own ass in training
>>40281517>elf chases you into abandoned warehouse (why are there so many of these around?)>it's pitch black, but you managed to lose her>can't hear the sound of her footsteps anymore>hear her giggle>she's right behind you>the last thing you see is a foot-long fluorescent tongue lick her lips before getting pounced on
>>40274459>Exclusive preview of the new meidobot model
>>40281564>>40281517where would you find these raver frog elves at?
>>40281600There's probably some species of Swamp Elves that gets a little too into alchemy.
>>40281517Mercy
>>40281616swamp hags, I wonder if the lick and kisses leave posion behind?
>>40281542not really no
Toxic dart mucus frog with black skin and neon coloured parts to make her glow in the dark, and venom to appeal to my venomslut nature.
>>40281672imagine the high you'll get from kissing her
I have a fetish for the exotic warrior tribal woman and I feel bad about it.
>>40281672>venom to appeal to my venomslut nature.I hope to see you at the next Venomfest, where Monsters from the around the world gather to boast about their venom's effects on men.
>>40281696Ill be there. My wifes insistant.
You know I hear foxes get their tails from the number of boy’s virginities they take so all multitailed foxes are really huge sluts
>>40281672I could ask my wife to hook you up with a friend. I can't believe it has been so long since this
>>40281741She sounds lovely.
>>40281692Return to kot, conquistador
>>40281517>You're looking to buy potions from me? Are ya sure, kid?>I mean, last thing I made had some side effects.>Unless you're looking to show off when kissing your girlfriend or somethin', I dunno if I can help ya.
>>40281740Sounds like single tailed fox cope
>>40281754exactly where it comes from. i love the idea of being an explorer, and getting seperated from my group then taken to her village. no idea what anyones saying, but she seems very happy to have me there. shes a lot stronger, faster and potentially smarter than me, so theres no escape either. new life, thousands of miles away from home as some kot's cumpump/husband
>>40281740Lies and slander.
would monsters in society discriminate against humans?
>>40281807Yes thats why monsters bad
>>40281807why are you like this?
The trick with anubi is to stop around 6:50, then work your way to 7:00 with individual presses.
>>40281814just trying to make conversation
>>40281807>trying to tie muh realism into MGEget >>>/out/
I like vampires
I want a harem of bad girls
>>40281858i dont want to go outside i want to be bullied by monster girls
https://twitter.com/oritanief/status/1539746707507802112?s=20&t=X57S1jNiqvw5naLQlJSCLQdodo tittiesi think the dumb titties are my favorite. also evil titties, not that ms dodo is anything but an angel.
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>>40281962Use Nitterhttps://nitter.it/oritanief/status/1539746707507802112
>>40281927>>40281979BIRD TITSAnd she looks so proud of them too.
How do I rape the ushi before the ushi rapes me?
mgs for the best of the best of the best?
>>40282019Eh?
>>40281994please don't post offtopic images
>>40282009dont let her know you exist, SUPRISE ATTACK
>>40282019Succubus
>>40282039Shotacons are worse monsters than monster girls. They have monstrously bad taste.
>>40282040But they're better at that than I.
>>40281927that artist is really into birds. neat.
>>40282009That is the neat thing, you don’t
>>40282077Sounds like an ushi who was adopted by a cheshire
>>40282009honest answer? probably cant. also, maybe dont?
>>40281861She big
>>40282108MakeMoreMoos
>>40282143Oops, didn't mean to reply
>>40282143I will not touch the cow
I'm glad at least one person responded.
>Wife wrapping your arm around her shoulder to help you walk around the house after she fucks you senseless the night before, and granted you a day of recovery before The Venom comes again>Flayerwife having consensual, romantic sex with you instead of raping you because she cares about you and likes to see you happy and prefers it when you nuzzle into her at your own will>Wife staring at you waiting for the venom she put in your drink to kick in with visible, slightly unsettling anticipation on her face>The demon you summon quickly escaping the summoning circle to make sure you havent hurt yourself in the summoning process, and quickly giving you some of her energy so you can marry her sooner>Cuddling with march hare wife, the two of you getting hornier and hornier and eventually fucking eachother to sleep>eldritchmage wife showing you the cosmos, and the planet the demons of chaos reside on>Ratawife writing an article on the Makai elections while you fall alseep on her shoulder>Apophis wife coiling you up, biting you, and opening the hole full of mummy momsters and slowly lowering you in, your lethargic, horny body unable to resist their assaultThis has been a list of my monster girl related fantasies. Good day.
>Adopted by a Kitsune as an infant, she's been your mother your whole life>As far as you can tell she's a normal woman who works from home and spends as much time as she can with you>As you get older, you notice that a disproportionate number of your classmates are also Kitsune, and that they all maintain an almost professional attitude towards you>This comes to a head when you get bullied in high school only to catch those same Kitsune taking turns roughing the guy up pretty bad only to scatter when they notice your presence>You confront your mother about it and she insists that she has no idea what you're talking about, but she fixates on the guy who got his ass kicked tripping you earlier in the day>The next day you learn that all of your teachers suddenly retired or left to teach at other schools and have been replaced by Kitsune>In addition, that guy got moved to a different class>Your mother continues to insist that she has no idea what you're talking about when you press her for answers, but that night you hear her screaming at someone over the phone and using words and phrases you never would have dreamed she would ever say as she threatens to, quote, "give somebody a cement enema" if her orders are questioned one more time>A few days after that she sits you down and begins the incredibly awkward task of presenting you folders with pictures and biographic data of the same Kitsune in your class and asking you which one you like>Noticing your hesitance to respond and misinterpreting it as indecision, she adds that you can pick more than one if you want>You're now convinced that your mother isn't quite who she claims to be
>>40282146No you're right, there needs to be more cow foxes.
>wife asking for piggy back rides>wife asking to push her on the swing>wife using her baphomet given sheer magical power to gas a school of holstaurs with lolification gas "just so they can try it for a while"
>>40276297you had me in the first half, not gonna lie
>>40282143he's got a point
>>40276297no anything-archyfucking gayleave me be on my eldritch commune
>>40282143When does she get released to the game?
fIrst ee ofre the human aj alcojolix brevrageTHEN WE FCKINHG GTO HIM!
>>40282193did ya get him? more importantly, did you get consent?
>>40282165I fucking love baphomets. Doing maou's work.
>>40282203Men dress like they beg for it so the consent is defaultedt. Dragon
>>40282165>anons feeling the cravings again>goes to the usual place, a local playground>there she is, a baphomet in a trench coat under the jungle gym>she's waves a little packet of powder as anon draws closer>5 minutes later anons snorting lines of fairy powder off a baphos bellythe good life
anything to report?
>>40282261No, there still aren't portals and we're still alone in the universe.
Drunken question:Would a banshee have banshee children, or children of whatever species she was before becoming undead?Response needed, my gf can't stop crying and wants pickles and peach ice cream
>>40282261I can't decide if I want my hag cows to have sultry moos or cute moos
Can Shoggoth open portals to other dimensions?
>>40282288probably not
>>40282288Can Shaw, Goth?
>>40282288she can open the shog dimension but thats pretty much it
>>40282288they're more suited to manual labor.you got any dirt that needs moving?
>>40282270I'm fairly sure being undead is hereditary, not to mention Banshees are their own thing, so regular monsterization rules should apply.>>40282288Shog powers are kinda overstated in fanon.
>>40282312Is there anything in the shog dimension besides shog?
It took me getting high to realize Zipangu was just how the Dutch/Portuguese heard the name 'Japan' with the accent the native Japanese have.
>>40282318there's some goths but not much else.
>>40282318pictures of mastah and gifts from mastah at her mastah shrine
>>40282318love hangs thickly in the air
RADIOOOOOOOOO
>>40282318>besides shogthat's all you need anon
>>40282338I don't like the look of this dog. She seems suspicious
>>40282319Zipangu is what the Chinese used to call it, not the natives.
>>40274459the REAL green menace
>>40282341I need something besides shogfood and my shogputer in my shoghouse with shogwalls and shogwindows. Even the lint in the dryer is shog. Get me out.
>>40275573hehe ha ha ha really funny shartmerican joke, please tell an another one, faggot>>>/int/
>>40282365You could go for a walk to the shogpark.
>>40282365maybe you could go shogging outside and get some fresh shog
>>40282372Hiss!
>>40282288No but I'm sure powerful Shogs can create a room-sized Shog Realm inside themselves
>>40282413axolotl acute
>>40282413Smol lizard following me on my adventures.
>>40282428they're considered salamanders but i'm not sure how salamanders feel about that
>>40282440>Eh? A salamander? But where's her flaming tail? >Water Salamanders? Anon, did you take a brick to the head or something?
1-800 mofu? this isn't my brand
i want a manticore but with the personality of giovanna from guilty gear. extra layed back lazy manticore with a whole lot of power and a whole lot of confidence.
>>40282458huh?
>>40282464manticorewith the personality of giovanna from guilty gearlazy, confident, chill, powerful
>>40282372Wo I really should not stick my penis in there, however.
>>40282473good man
I heard you liked honey
>>40282478undead queen beeyou 'die' when you have sex with her in the same way that the undead grey lamantation mushrooms kill you, like the suicide sex bees do, but this time your balls dont explode
>>40282482i want my balls to explode insider her if you get what i mean
>>40282482they might go into wasp defense mode when you enter the hive too and you find yourself smothered by workerbees
>>40282478Everyone always talks about milk all the time when beegirls can give you something even better
>>40282471What?
What are your thoughts in this fox?
>>40282519Damn foxes and their tricks.
i wonder what it’s like to be found by an automaton
>>40282521Relieving. You're in good hands now.
>>40282525I do not not understand this ship
>>40282544I just thought it was cute. I enjoy gynoids fawning over men.
>>40282566slosh
>>40282519Invisible foxes are the most dangerous ones of all.
>>40282261
>>40282576
>>40282594pic>a man being toyed with hidden foxes with them whispering mofu in his ear
>>40282603A dangerous game. If they're not careful he'll fall into a depression due to lack of mofu.
>>40282610I know I did.
>>40282515what do you not understand
>>40282594
>>40282492i genuinely did not understand what you meant for a few seconds and thought you meant you wanted to have bigger balls.
>>40282507undead worker bees at that. an already unstoppable swarm made ravenous and hungry.
>>40282667i want to put balls in vagene then EXPAND BALLS
>>40282677
>>40282687What she does to the protagonist of Milking Farm is my headcanon on what manticore venom does.
so when are you going to find a moth and finally settle down?
>>40282566She looks like she just spotted some dumb Anon using one of the machines incorrectly and she's about to go yell at them.
>>40282764Poor Anon is a cardio bunny, he's out of his element!
"You're a slave to history. Even after the Calamity. you and your ilk fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people... You solely are responsible for this.""What do yo have to show for yourself, Anon? Blood? Gold? A broken throne? I will bury you so completely, the world will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up.""You can't run, you can't hide! You made this decision long ago! You can't back out of this outcome!""I am Polovean! You think I take joy in fighting in my homeland!? Fighting my own people!? If you never showed up, I never would have lost everything I have.""I should have defeated you when I had the chance. Just think! How many have you felled, Anon!?""If I had beaten you over Dark Rock, this war would have been over by now. I was a mistake. I intend to correct that. You know, they used to call me obsessed over you. Now, they call me their solution.""Its me and you now. No distractions. No wingmen or comic relief side-characters. No war. Just me and you, whoever wins is the best fighter. Every safety is coming off. No second chances.""Anon. You use the name of a dead celebrity, but what do you have fame over? The irrelevant? To be edgy and contrarian? The monstergirls and our demon lord is fighting for peace and love in this world and you are denying so many people and lives of that!""The people of the lands afflicted by this war and you and your ilk's actions. Do you know what you have taken from them?! Their homes! And for what!?!? To secede from the world, to remain 'pure' and 'human!?' What? You think you can fight this war again in fifty years time as you and your ilk eventually grow old, withered and decrepid!? Do you really think History will see it your way? You don't even care why you're here!""How does it feel to not have a country? To no have borders to define yourself against the world? How does it feel to not have ANY loved ones!?""Monstergirl-kind and our demon lord is building a new reality for mankind to be in peace and be loved! Our chance to be in a prosperous loving world! And this is how you've dealt with it!?!?""This is my Home! Here we are, fighting for Polove's Soul. This is the deal you made, right!?""What happens when you shoot me down!? Can you even think!? What will you return to!? Who will be your special girl or loving wife you will return to!? Where will you go!? We all know how this ends! So go ahead, shoot me down and see what happens to this world! Either way, your life ends today!""The rest of the New World and New Reality and even the demon lord herself will try to forget about you, but I won't! This is for the good of the world! I WILL DEFEAT YOU!"
my head hurts from so many words
>>40282749Moths find you. Somehow they are experts at breaking into bedrooms.
>>40282809On the other hand, if that anon applied the enter key for any of those quotes. We'd be getting "REEEE Reddit spacing!" "What's that!? You hit the enter key after typing down five sentences? Reee! Reddit Spacing! This is 4chan and we're too kewl for fucking grammar and paragraphs!"
Did i ask you? for an answer, shitstain?I wish you stopped wasting your time with shit like that
>>40282772for some reason i mostly associate mamano gyms with tall, toned, overly friendly wererabbits/march hares and also opportunistic ghouls waiting for a chance to rip off your pants and start sucking when your arms are occupied.
>40282782
>>40282825who knows? i figure he said some dumb shit because it got filtered.
>>40282834Calm down, I was trying to humor against the wall of text above. But I digress.
>>40282847understandable
>You are given the choice to immigrate to either Athel Loren or Naggaroth
>>40282902>human with pointy ears or gorilla with pointy earsNeither please. I only want actual monster girls.
>>40282916dont respond to that thing
>>40282809
>>40282935oh look, my spirit animal and guide.
>>40282935Thank you, wurm sensei. I'll just fuck!
good night anons. im working on a story, which ill be writing more of in the time i can. heres a banshee. isnt she cool?
>>40282939So some anons get a guardian angel who 'protects them from lewdness', and some other anons get a spirit monster girl? neat.
>that thing exactly 5 images above meaaaand its over.it was a nice run lads, see you in MGE.
>>40282935Wurm knows best!
>>40282946to think that it was it took to make an elf interesting
>>40282985>the only good elf is, in fact, a dead elf
>>40283008oh i thought it was a huge chest and a backless shirt
>>40282902Fun fact: that's the same elf before and after getting a tan.
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, sign up for the junior anubis training program. This will let them keep your schedule in check, remind you of upcoming appointments, and generally make sure that you don't forget anything. Just be sure to reward her with snacks on occasion for all the good work.
>>40283022! !
trapped in a haunted house, infested with 8 monster girls hunting you. they want to make you their husband. the whispering madness in the basement, lustful and debaucherous, wanting nothing but me me me, got me. i couldnt resist her sweet nothings. i am hers now, in the depths off the perfect void, our own lewd and eternal paradice. forever. just me and her. a perfect, blissful forever.
Megalomania!
>>40283038i like ms apophis
>>40283045i like mine
>>40280412You know, I could easily picture that being what MGE Mara looks like. The only question is if she's adult or loli Kama.
trapped in your succubus wife's clothes, pressed against her body, forced to breath in her pheromones, being milked relentlessly.
she foollowed you home. the eros machine demands your touch. your love. your lust.
>>40283035I had a game idea like this once. Old school Resident Evil style survival "horror" game in a big, spooky mansion populated by a family of big, spooky Regura hags that want to make you theirs. Each one is like Mr. X or the Bakers, dynamically wandering and chasing you around the map, and each one has her own set of abilities.
>>40282935how do I "fuck"?
>>40278660some of them plain let you do it and others may or may not rape you instead, either way, not very "moral compass" of you anon
gotewife
>>40283321gotewives
>>40283321Give goat milk
>>40283321>>40283329sheep
>>40283337Sheepwives.
>>40283321Gote
>>40283337comfy sheep
>>40283347Your gote appears to be naked
What are the best stories/greentexts involving momsters?
I want my wives to dry hump me due to how unbelievably horny for my dick.
farmgirls are best girls
>>40283372As she should be.
>>40283386what about the wolves that try to sneak in and bully your girls and steal your underwear?
>>40283391Goats should have fluffy pubes and pits. It's the law.
>>40283399my gotes are viciousthey will hold her down and strip her for trying
>>40283399Wolves can't steal your underwear if you go commando
>>40283414>going commando>giving your farm girls a big target to look at while you try to workpoor things will keep walking into things looking at your bulge
>>40283439>big targetYou are giving anon too much credit.
>>40283439Hey that's their problem to deal with
>>40282782>Crimson I dragon mamono that lost her sanity because she obssessed over you in the battlefieldbros, I don't think its possible to fix herbased project wingman anon
>Anon's deepest, darkest secret he never wants his waifu to find out>it's not that he cheats on his diet or is a dom or failed the grade school math test or anything like that>its that he's a HUGE adrenaline junkie into parkour, extreme skateboarding, bungee jumping, all that jazz>he dreads the day Anubis waifu finds out the real reason he dislocated his shoulder last month
>>40283530>real reason he dislocated his shoulder last monthwhat was the fake excuse?
>>40283539"I fell down the stairs."
>>40283539>what was the fake excuseslipped down the stairsit's a classic
>>40283549>>40283552>I fell down the stairs>next day the stairs in your house is gonegood job
>>40283567>trivial reasons to learn warp magic: reason 7
real gote hours
>>40283567>2 weeks later>yeah honey, I tore a muscle, got roughed up bad>why? well, uh....I fell down the ramp. yeah. They're not stairs anymore, but they're still slippery!
>>40283622>your house is somehow single story the next day
>>40283606Scary Wendi
>>40283635>I fell down>yeah, slipped and fell a full storey down>what can I say? Im a klutz!Anon's well of excuses isnt running dry anytime soon
>>40283567Give Autism Wan some legos so she doesn't end up remodeling your house as a pyramid.
>>40283382>be anon necromancer>want a kickass summon to solo difficult raids>raise an ancient dragon from the dead>oh fuck you forgot how this world works these days>now you have to endure the weird looks people give you when she dry humps you in public and keeps muttering obscene phrases>and she won't allow to be left alone, even for a minute>you were always a recluse, but shopping became even more awkward>on the upside, she goes full retard strength if you can convince her that the raid boss wants to steal you away from her
>>40283818>as anon fucks her, she slowly gets smarter>anon decides to teach her some.magic to help him stomp raid bosses for the street cred>eventually becomes a fully powered dracolich who makes raid bosses shudder, and is a raid boss herself in her own right>still a clingy obscene retard
>>40283818Can I get a flat one?
>>40283818>>40283865DracoLich wives deserve many daughters. I plan top give her all of the Daughters so they can be her Minibosses.
>>40283606>meet some guy online>you both bond over how much you like hiking alone off trails>swap stories and best spots to wander alone and out of earshot>he invites you to some woods near his house>super pumped to meet him>park and walk four miles into the forest with a six pack to split with your new friend>pic related is there waiting for youEvery time. What's a man got to do to bro down in the woods with his buddies? I wore the "Wife Bad" shirt and everything.
>>40283933>walks in your skin>nothing personnel kid
>>40283933fuck it just kill me quick i guess
>>40283930>when you are socially retarded and hate asking people to party up>just make your own partythe real life version of multiboxing
>>40283865She'd be the absent minded professor.
>>40283964Last time I tried that my daughters started raping me.
What if I want a normal dragon and not a zombie dragon.
>>40284034>posting a normal dragon kills the threadthis kills the dragon
>>40284118It's midsummer eve, man. Now is the time to gather seven herbs under your pillow to dream of your future partner.
-writing "built for Big Paladin Cock" under pictures of high ranking extremist officer on imageboards is actualy risky-I got fired from the job I worked so hard for+I got hired in a simmilar line of works+Dark Knight has cooler abilities, and wife says I look better in the new armor
>>40284140>dream of nothingWell shit
>>40284031>hydra manticore boss was too busy masturbating to the scene to do anythingand that's how anon got the nickname "Dragonporn"
>>40284165Stop trying to have magical dreams. Let them come to you.
>>40284235Those front legs look wrong.
Are jabberwocks secretly the best kissers?Think about it, they have three mouths to practice with at all times.
What they don't want you to know is that hagville is basically silent hill.
>>40282143yes that is all I want to do
>>40284446Multimoo?
>>40284140A few days ago I dreamt that I was the protagonist of a monster girl dating sim. I saw a red headed vampire crying by herself and decided she needed a hug. Turns out she was mildly yandere and hugging her is a guaranteed way to get her ending. She was very clingy and had a tendency to glare at people who try to interrupt our alone time, but she was pretty cute. I'm not usually a fan of vampires, but I'd wife her if she was real.
>>40283063Outside of her name, Fgo Kama/Mara seems more appropriate for the Fallen God to me. One of her forms is even blue.
It's simple.If a monster girl has horns then she is satanic, thus marrying one would be heretical.You have the Church's blessing if she doesn't have horns.
>>40284802What about unicorns?
>>40283818
>>40284814They practice voodoo healing magic, very heretical.
>>40284971If you have proof of a unicorn practicing evil magic, then show me. Because all the pictures I see of unicorns are pure
>>40285021Voodoo is not evil per se, just ethnic.
>>40285351Either way, I've never seen unicorns do anything unholy or satanic. So if you're going to make those claims against them, you're gonna have to provide proof.
>>40285489Horns are dangerous.
Imagine being gently held by a big oni.
>>40281163>you are a convict, welded into a makeshift submarine and forced to explore an alien ocean>a friendly mermaid is trying to free you, but you cannot see her as the submarine has no windows and only a single low-resolution camera>all you know is that the proximity alarm is going off when it shouldn't, and something is frantically banging and scraping against the hull
>>40285489I saw one gore a married husband the other day just because he had sex with his wife.
>>40285687Is this just Iron Lung but with mamonos? Not gonna lie, the thought mermaids trying to help you out of the suicide sub is pretty cute. in the end they call in a kraken and she's the one that's strong enough to break into the sub and get you out
>>40285837Aqualung with mamonos when?
>>40285687>you're approaching crush depth>proximity alert goes off>the radar shows that whatever it is, it's bigger than youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3vQj9ECtcU
>>40285864Jethro Tull Aqualung?
>>40285903the graphics in that game are so poor I actually had to stop playing
>>40285916Yes. I want a smelly hobo mamono eyeing little boys with bad intent.
>>40285606Only if the unicorn is shorter than you. Thankfully, I'm only 5'9" and centaur types tend to be taller than humans, so I should be good>>40285748Lies and slander!
>>40285923???
>>40286004It's off topic but I really need to tell someone that I actually got sick when I saw the ghost leviathan.I don't like sea dweller monsters much either.
>>40286053OK
>>40286061I think it's how goopy they look.
>>40286061squish
>>40286150Do not squish the cnidarians
thred ded, lich not available to revive it
>>40286523Can we fix it?
>>40286523Kuudere monster deserves a clingy boyfriend.
>>40286544Ganbatte Gremmy!
Post your best unicorn pics please!
A distinct lack of hagposting...
>>40286544No. Shit's fucked. Shouldn't have let the dung beetle girl in.
>>40286544We have the technology.
>>40286647I give chase!
New Chapter of overwheming might!https://archiveofourown.org/works/30100299/chapters/99786396
>>40286640I want to marry a baphomet and make her feel young again
>>40286706Hairy hag baphomet!
>>40286675And the thread ain't so dead no more
>>40286640A distinct lack of unicorn posting
>>40286675Yay, thanks beast
>>40286724Correct.
>>40286716>>40286740thanks brosmight put up a thing what what i might wright nest
>>40286791Slow down there, sparky.
>>40286803Why should I->wright nestAh. sorry
>>40286819Now if it was a Wight nest of some kind...
>>40286843Undead harpies
>>40286864Ghost wings
There’s something nice about vampires getting all flustered when being intimate with their servant. Seeing her bright red in embarrassment is just divine.
This is a public service announcement brought to you by Men Opposing Fluff United. What ever you do, do not touch a fox's tail. They may look innocent, but they are far from harmless. Even the smallest fox has enough mofu to doom a man to a lifetime of dependency to fluffing tails. Always remember: life is tough when you're on the fluff.
>>40286909>"H-hold my han....? Oh, how uncouth! The nerve of a lowly servant to ask for such a p-perverse, dreadful act! I should have you put in irons, you mongrel!"5 minutes of blustering, laughable justification later>"N-not like that! Don't...don't run your fingers between mine like tha- ngh! No, please, don't tenderly rub my wrist! This is too much! S-servant, I command you to sto- ahh! Not the other hand, too!"
>>40286775A very beautiful mare!
>>40286993The blush makes her look like she's alive again.
>>40286909>>40286993How many daughters does it take to make a vampire drop the tsun act?
>>40287113What kind of maid spills a whole jar of strawberry jam on her uniform? I'm calling the Meido Academy about this.
Relaxing with Gazer-chan
>>40287182Just one, or you becoming an incubus. Vampires become far more open when that happens.
Unicorn or bicorn?Who you got?
If you're going to go with a girl with wings, don't pick vampires. Make the smart choice.
>>40287347whitehorn or pass
>>40287361The smart choice is always the girl with the biggest boobs.
>flustered kissy vampire>>40281009Yet again, LN laid the concept out best
>>40287378A request I was very happy to get back.
>>40287367Whitehorn is a good choice too but wasn't one of the options
>>40287397goodbye horses
>>40282782>>40283527Even sadder: dragon mamono Crimson 1 is crazy psycho after learning Monarch is already in a relationship with Prez.
>>40286909>loli vampire is haughty and confident after she enters through your bedroom window to suck your blood>ends up as a blushing mess on all fours, presenting her fat ass to a "damn lowly human" during lust-filled anal copulation
>>40287361Owls are very smart
>>40287599They're unwashed, aggressive, and weird.
>>40287632Rude
>>40287658owls are cannibalistic?!?
>>40287736owls evolved their large eyes to be able to hunt other birds at night.
>>40287908What an ugly Gazer. That's what she gets for associating with trash species like a reject Unicorn and the angel slut.
>>40287970I hope you get gnawed on by a pack of siths
>>40288007nta but sounds like heaven. Even if I only want one sith.
>>40287908>two-legged unicornThis is cursed
>>40287908>no horsepussyHeresy.
>loli mermaid flopping the ground like a fish out of water, demanding to be carried
>>40287487You've really though of this.
>>40288007
>>40288112I wanna defile a unicorn so badly
gazer is inferior to wock in both softness and height
>>40288274Tall and thicc Gazer would be unbeatable.
>>40288321also lacks mouth tentacles to make out with
>>40288328One mouth is enough, she can stare at you better instead.
>>40288274Wock's a softie, alright.
>>40287487Can she get pregnant?
>>40288343damn, it must hurt to have taste this bad>>40288357Yeah and? I wanna make that fat wock happy! unlike the mean gremlin gazer
>>40288197It's hard to not think about things like this when seeing all the haughty undead lolis and their big butts.
>>40288343>>40288357>>40288274Are jabberwocks secretly the best kissers of all monster girls?Think about it, they have 3 mouths to practice with since birth
>>40288378Yeah, bad taste in three mouths. Quality over quantity.
>>40288423ye, that be true andthat how they masturbate, thinking of their beloved while they kiss their extra mouths
>challenge salamander to a fight>she refuses because you are too weak>call her a cocktarice and make clucking noises at her>get instalossed by her
>>40288462a better one>Challange older mature sally to a fight>she refuses sinc you are tooo weak>She takes you under her wing>Teaches how to fight, survive, and how to live in the wild>After 4 years of training with your sensei, you finally fight>It was a close fight but you managed to pin her and make her tap out>You get emotional you kiss her>She decides to teach how to sex
>>40288365Well duh.
>>40288503cute zombie
>>40288503They're waiting for you Gordon. In the test chamberrrrr
>>40288500Her baby is going to be only a few years younger than her!
>>40288591Like 500.
>>40288605That's true for Flandre, though a random mge loli vampire might be actually young.
I want to fall into monsokyo in the middle of a festival
>>40288503I want to creampie a corpse
Which monster can make eye feel better?
>>40288813Gazer will make eyes an erogenous zone
>>40279290T. Unicorn
>>40288825i dont think licking my eyeball would make it feel better
>>40287487I want an Alice who acts like a blushing, stammering mess when presented with romantic, sweet, or lewd things, but gets haughty and confident during sex!
>>40288716You don't need monstergirls for that.
>>40288971ew
>>40288903yet
>>40284919I don't remember this page
>>40288971That you do not.
oi, go suck some depressed fags instead
>I am an enchantress. There are some who call me... Tina .
>>40289229Tina IS CUTE CUTEEEEE!
>>40289230Is this the lady who helped this guy>>40285687
MGR RPG update doko?
another month, added
y u no have monster gf, anon. it been 2 years in MGC and no gf. I ashamed of you
marry foxes
>>40289219damn shes getting spread wide open down there
>>40289335nah, im going to marry those tengus that make bunbunmaru news
>>40289327and then anon was monster gf
>>40289365!
>>40289405ah yes, gimme that better reporter
>>40289380a perfect horror story for the ages to tell you son so he actually gets a monster gf
Say due to circumstances, your only chance ever for a monster wife was of a true centaur species. None of that bipedal stuff. A true, four-legged centaur.>centaur >unicorn >white horn >night mareWould you go for it or stick with a foever human? Not including bicorn since you won't have a chance at multiple wives
is all magic horny magic or is it just that monster mages favor horny magic?
>>40289380imagine trying to hook your bro up. internet friends so never realize they alp.
>>40287632Simon Cowell your days are numbered
>>40289254
>>40289524The latter. All mamono are infected with succubus mana.
I love 500-year-old hags.
>>40289335Want a cute, petite kitsune-tsuki.
>>40289546do Anti-Horny bats work against them?
>>40289380And russian, damn.
>>40289593Russian monster good or bad?
>>40289558500 year old white horn>eagle eye ranger>owns a large lodge in a mountain valley near Winterstown >extremely desperate for a man>expertly conceals her desperation >will go full, violent rapist on the first man to accept an invitation to her lodge>makes the best hot chocolate and cookies within a 1000 mile radius
>>40289511Does she have to be a horse?
>>40289597sexy accents>>40289601im going to train near her and push to my limits and one day faint
>>40289610Horse or deer.
>>40289610very long tail
>>40289601imagine one day some guy gets into her lodge while she was away(taking shelter from the cold)
>>40289682She might think its an illusion and believe him not to be real at all and her age is finally catching up to her
>>40289597kikis are very good, yes. made for impregnating over the dinner table
>>40289698Anon no, you don't fuck where you eat.
>>40289725You're not supposed to eat the kiki.
>>40289735you have to be a good mastah and atleast 69 your maid once on a while, anon
>>40289725>record scratch, freeze frame>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this sticky situation...
>>40289682>she notices him through the window before she enters>excitement and horniness overtakes>she stealthily enters without him noticing>she locks the door behind her>rape ensues
Post your best Whitehorn pics please!
>>40289971Cool pic. Well done. But it's not a rapey winter deer. Try again.
>>40289934
>>40290016thats a wendi, anon
>>40290030right, sorry
>>40290077That's a snow ape, not a white horn
>>40289750My maid is a shog! We don't just 69, we involve quaternion numbers as well!
>>40290144shit. okay, this one will be a white horn, promise.
>>40290197No sir, that's an ice spirit.
>>40290271i guess i dont understand the assignment
>>40290299White horn, fren. Post pics of white horns. They're centaur-like monster girls that resemble reindeer. They tend to be fashionable, and they have white hair.
>"Post your best X pics please!" poster gets dabbed on
>>40290314ooooh. i get it, you want white horns. got it, here they are
>>40290430Sorry fren, you still got it wrong. That's a bovine girl. Cervine girl is what I'm looking for. Also you missed the centaur-like part. She should be four-legged like a centaur
Which species has the highest rate of men who become mind-broken?
>>40290489Greenworm
>>40290489Dormouse
Gotta sleep. I'll try again later for the white horn pics when more frens are around.Nighty night, frens
>>40290430>milkHow about some sugar
Imagine being seduced by a Demon loli. At first you think it's just a cheeky brat with a childish crush, but as the flirting gets more blatant and the sexual tension gets higher over the days you'll quickly realize she's more serious than that. Not only that, but you find yourself flirting back in increasingly explicit ways as she's subtly goading you into being lewder while using all the tricks in the book like grinding against your lap and showing off her lingerie to you in lewd poses.Eventually she outright says you can fuck her all you want if you sign her contract, eliminating all possibility of misunderstanding. The only ways it can end are succumbing to temptation and signing the contract, or succumbing to temptation and giving her rape correction, or keeping seducing her back until she's the one who can't hold back and gives herself to you. And she's probably been leading you towards all three options on purpose, seeing which one will happen first.The definition of damn female kid
ded
>>40289405i love dumb hats
>>40290713I love dumb harpies
Give me your best wholesome sheep scenarios
>>40290759Spending quality bonding time with plenty of physical affection during her monthly shearing.
>>40290792Can't believe crab gave me a thing for shearing...
>>40290759sheep (she loves you)
>>40290759>get cornered by a flock >they all have a children of the corn tier look of crazy in their eyes
>>40290848How do they expect me to cuddle them all?
>>40290848That's just their heat.
>>40290489Hellhound tied with Cheshire.
>>40290489i thought that was one of those temporary statuses you can sleep off
>>40289405
>>40290865>Anon moments before being submerged in a cuddle pile
>>40290883Hellhound mindbreak>always itching for your next hit of neck fluff>you start to twitch and whine whenever your hellhound isn't within sight or earshot>being protected is now sexually arousingCheshire mindbreak>paranoia about whether opening a door/cabinet/anything will mean getting a faceful of chesh butt>subconsciously attracted the the colors purple and black>dumb jokes that used to make you scoff now make you guffaw for hoursMindflayer mindbreak>peaceful, pleasant haze>sometimes too relaxed to even notice if you're a man or a squid at a given moment>instant agreement to anything miss flayer wishes
>>40290826That's a lot of fluff
Don't respond to the bait, instead post wholesome pics
I have been awoken from my nap, send me a sheep so I can recover from this tragedy
>>40291041You ARE going back to sleep. One way...or another.
>>40291039>wholesomeHow boring, post lewd young girls instead
>Anon's sheep wife just ate a copious meal>He finds her half-asleep on the ground grazing on some grass
>>40291072The wooly bully strikes again
>>40291143Bet she'd lock you in a closet with her and force you to shear her
>>40291186>Shear a weresheep >Get to watch her go from sleepy to rapey and horny with each patch gone Its a count down to lamb creation
>>40291100Rub belly
>ywn have an oni bully that randomly shoves your face in her crotch
>>40290662I'd personally go for the last, and hint at her that I like threesomes so she might find another mesugaki to involve.
>>40291213Anon no! It's a trap!myp40
>>40291308>I'd personally go for the lastSame, I think it's the best balance between slutty brat taming and enabling, the key to happy life with a loli Demon gf and future wife.
Guys help I don't want to get TOM'd.
A hot surprise is when a normally straight-laced Jinko is in a mood for teasing (You)
>>40291500Its why I love the idea of my perverted jinko waifu.Big, quiet, and supposedly composed but occasionally lets out her true intentions.
>>40291461Exactly. Wonder if summoning an Imp and flirting with her would make the Demon more likely to force herself onto me?
>>40287658>Wise owls of the woods, what is your wisdom?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVHirl6Y-k8
>>40291219>she freezes up if you actually lick her>now gets really nervous when she sees you
>>40291602I don't know a thing about this focks but she seems nice
DEAD
>>40290470Okay so hear me out.Wendi Horns
>>40291774She's from a gacha or some shit I think, I like her too though.
>>40291970Listen, I'm tired after a long day and my nap got interrupted by the folks reminding me to water the lawn.Something I already know.>>40292014Awawa with a speedboost.
>>40291970>came here to post a new commission>this is the most recent postIt's a sign.https://twitter.com/BarbLewds/status/1540452980746502144
>>40292027Drop dead adorable
>>40291970I think soon it will be a good time to go underground with an undead wife to escape the heat.
>>40290958Mindflayer mindbreak is literal perfection
>>40291537I prefer monogamy, but if I had to pick a second girl to go with the Demon I'd go with Dark Mage or Pharaoh so I'd have two clever horny lolis being inappropriately smug and sensual.
>>40291774>>40292019Her name is Suzuran and she's from Arknights.
>>40292193Good old loli elf mom.
>>40292193
>>40292231These are some nice ladies. >>40292234>Cart is slamming into the ground >The Centaurs are still trying to lead us away with poise and perfection but its hard to do with the cart freaking out.
>>40292027neato
so now that heaven shut down what are we supposed to do with all the displaced angels loitering about?
>>40292443I volunteer to be the owner of the MGC Lost Angels and Valkyries Orphanage.
>>40292153I like bigamy the most, and Imps are my favorite, and I like the idea of a smug Demon loli losing her composure trying to compete with a "lesser" fiend.
>>40292193>open your eyes for the first time since getting isekai'd to MGE>the first girl you see looming over you is...https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>>40292480I kinda miss when anons would play this game and get funny results like "Demon Lord's Army"
>>40292234>not even last night's storm could wake you
>>40292420>summer nightThe most romantic setting
>>40292522>Lastnite is a Ryu
>>40292549>Latenight is a Ryu
>>40292480>BunyipHelp?
>>40292588I'd give in to the cuddle
>>40292602What do you mean help? You got the cuddliest fluffsnake right away, you lucky cunt.
>>40292602she's probably never seen a guy before so if you play it cool she won't know to be shy until it's too late
>>40292480>selkieI leave, Redguards don't belong in Skyrim
>>40292480>dark matter>tfw you have the monster equalivent of the fat man right next to you, sclicking off right on your face
>>40292634Congratulations, you incubize instantly upon arriving.
>>40292646>Congratulations! You lost during character creation.
>>40292660you can level past 100, how tragic.
>>40292646and I get to travel with a high voliate ball of demonic mana with also means I can train my ass off and beceom very strong or just get strong enough to start dunking her into order cities as if I was playing basketball
>>40292660>anon loses before the game finishes installing
