What does a market goddess do between markets?
>>39845216You know, uhh, market stuff.
>>39845216Goes wherever the aki sisters go when it isn't autumn.
>>39845216Probably something very dorkyGay CEO
when there isn't a market, everyone should be asking "when's the next market?"
Why does the god of markets have to be so damn sexy? She's the god of trade and finance, not lewdness.
>>39845216Sell spring with the spring fairy
>>39846120>百円With a price like that, she's clearly doing it as a hobby.
This is what she does.
>>39846120I agree that Lily is a whore that sells her body for peanuts, but don't drag Chimatan into this. She's pure.
>>39854049Who would win?
>>39862025ChimihC has her arms out, clearly ready for a fightAtata has them to her side, a clear sign that she's very passive and not looking to get in a fight
>>39862052>not looking to get in a fightjust like jackie chanChimihC doesn’t know what she’s getting into
>>39862052AtatA looks like she's plotting something, ChimihC shouldn't let her guard down.
>>39862025ChimihC is an inverted pyramid. AtatA will give her a rib shattering hug.
>>39864376Chimatan is the laziest person in Gensokyo!
>>39864574Gensokyo needs neetbux for its disabled goddess population.
>>39864574no crying!atog IS banned, and that's it!
>>39875267Needs more zippers.
>>39875267So what are we learning? economics 101.
>>39552044Tenkyuu!>>39531672Again, Tenkyuu so much for scanning!I feel the same way.
>>39552100Tenkyuu!Remember to always report anyone who uses these emoji to your local police.
>>39570261Tenkyuu!I wonder if there are other doujins about Okina fusing with gods? I never really cared for her since her power was so diffuse, but I could get behind an Okina in the far past that hunted down and fused with weak gods. It's a cool idea.
>>39894866Why is Okina such a creep!?
>>39570368Tenkyuu!>>39894940So the reader can self-insert?
>>39894940Don't act like you wouldn't molest a small and defenseless Chimata if you found her alone in a deserted street.
>>39571277Tenkyuu!Did you ever get a second opinion? I can easily redo the page once you have a better translation.
>>39571324Tenkyuu!Chimata just can't catch a break.Cool quote, though.
>>39901627Perhaps she is the most molestable touhou.
>>39903354Don't quote me on this but I think Yukari's referencing how Okina shares the same origin as tengu, maybe specifically Sarutahiko.
>>39903750Wasn't Okina formerly a dude, inventor of Noh and buddy of (back then still male) Miko?
>>39571349Tenkyuu!I think this page will haunt me forever. Not in an entirely bad way.>>39903750If a good translation requires a good understanding of the Okina lore, then I don't think anyone can blame you for feeling uncertain.
>>39571424Tenkyuu!Skinship Earth Mother
Posted for the sake of completeness.
Ditto.Tenkyuu again everyone!I updated the list of translated works for this occasion!https://pastebin.com/SBeu2Kpj
>>39903989Thank you so much, anon. I really appreciate it. Do you upload your translations anywhere? I checked the non-h section in exhentai and the warosu archive seems to be down at the moment.
>>39913190I only really post here.
This artist does a pretty unique Mike.
>>39916310Ah, I see. Not even a mega or anything? I guess there's no choice but to go archive diving. I'm surprised how much content Chimata has as I thought interest in Touhou was gradually fading out.
>>39894940I agree, Chimata should be the creep!
>>39916720Sex goddess Chimtec
>>39903989Someone not me obviously should compile these into a torrent or something.Or at least the typeset doujins should be uploaded to panda.
>>39920834ditto. i have too little time to lurk
>>39916703First Panel:Chimata: I received a maid outfit from that place with the Scarlet Devil!Chimata: How is it?Megumu: 10 points!? : That's quickSecond Panel:Momoyo: Yer cute!Small text: It looks good on ya!Tsukasa: It's very nice.Third Panel:Blush blush>>39916724Title: Trademark RegistrationFirst Panel:Troll: Yes, I got the trademark fer Yukkuri Chabangeki~ (Osaka accent, you get the drill)Second Panel:Troll: I'll get huge profits fer taking the big one!! Third Panel:Troll: What the!?Troll: It's gone!?>>39916734Iizunamaru's ownership rights have disappeared. Now, what will you do?>>39916736First Panel:Momoyo: Chimata~Chimata: Hm?Momoyo: Do ya have a favorite animal?Chimata: Umm...Second Panel:Chimata: It's cats!Third Panel:Right text: A fox who just so happened to hear itLeft text: A crow who just so happened to hear it
>>39918778Title: IizunyamaruFirst Panel:Pet petSecond Panel:Megumu: That calico cat huh...You're still holding onto it, aren't you...Small text: cute cuteChimata: Recently I've been sleeping with it, you know~Third Panel:Chimata: On my chest...Small text: calmSmall text top: It's a little embarrassing but it looks so happy I can't move itSmall text bottom: This fit is goodCrotch: Chi-mata (mata means crotch)Chimata: ...or between my legs are places it likes to sleep on. It's so cute...
>>39923567Tenkyuu!!Chimata - tackling current societal issues
>>39925295Fixed a cleaning error.
>>39894858Always great to have the actual game get referenced.
>>39929821I want five!
More Chimata by this guy!
>>39929821The most uncanny thing is that heads are in slighty different styles.
>>39923639Tenkyuu!We're learning more deep chi-mata lore.
>>39932342First Panel:Chimata: Oh my, a Komainu! I didn't know there was a girl like this at the shrine! Hey, tonight I'm opening a night market, would you like to come?Aun: A market opened by a goddess? I'd love to!Reimu: Hey, aren't you taking my pe-housemate without my permission?Chimata: This girl doesn't belong to anyone, no? I'm selling ability cards and stuff, so come on over~Second Panel:Aun: Okay, your order is this card. Thank you for your purchase!Aun: You're trading in? The card's value is this, is it fine?Aun: Ah! Goddess!! I've been looking after the store! The sales, sold cards, and in-stock cards are all recorded in this ledger!Third Panel:Chimata: Hey Reimu! I wanna buy this girl! Let me buy her! Let me buy her!Reimu: You can't take care of her (since she's in my care) so no.
>>39947268Tenkyuu!How quickly the market exploits the useful...
More dork gods
>>39964840Hmmmmmm, I've seen this twice today, and not on /jp/... Suspicious...
I scanned and uploaded Chimabook Two here;https://e-hentai.org/g/2232022/18ca3b4236/I don't have time to dump the whole thing, so if anyone else wants to I'd be much obliged.
>>39974741Tenkyuu!Thy will be done.3/35(Skipped page 1 and 2 since they are both blank.)
13/35This page was already translated as it was part of the preview of this book.
>>39958516First Panel:Shizuha: Hey Chimata-chan, why don't we have ability cards?Chimata: Ah~...You have them but...Minoriko: Really!? Show us! Show us!Second Panel:Danmaku that is dyed redOnce equipped, the player's shots will become red. Aki Shizuha's ability.Each shot has a slightly different shade of red to reproduce the effect of being hand-painted.Third Panel:Aroma of freshly grilled sweet potatoesTo have the aroma of sweet potatoes. Aki Minoriko's ability.Once equiped, the aroma will attract fairies to charge towards the player.Fourth Panel:Shizuha: This...can't be sold...Minoriko: Can't be sold...Chimata: Sorry I guess...
35/35Chimahon2/2>>39974741Again, Tenkyuu you so much! The long awaited sequel finally got its western release!
>>39976120*This...won't sell*Wont sellLast two lines by the Akis
>>39976120>>39976141Tenkyuu!This artist is truly great too. I feel as if there is a good idea behind each of their strips.Shizuha is truly useless, as expected...
>>39531742>>39570261>>39894866I think you missed a speech bubble in the third panel.
>>39981215Tenkyuu!Nicely spotted. I guess something like this would work?
>>39981387Just an opinion from someone whos main language isn't English, but it would flow better if it was:Would youLike to Fuse with me?
>>39981484I think I agree.I was weighing between the two options, and somehow convinced myself that the more speech-bubble size compatible option also sounded the best.
>>39975749Chimata: The Shanghai Doll card somehow has a different design from its card (arrow)...Around Shanghai clockwise from top: -No ribbon-Has wings-Red dressShanghai: Don't worry about the details!
>>39975755Title: Trembling, shivering ChimataSubtitle: Winter in down timesLeft of Chimata: Eyes which haven't lost their ambitionBox: MikasoBottom: Since the prequel to Unconnected Marketeers in Curiosities of Lotus Asia took place in the season of cherry blossoms, I think Chimata-sama probably started her card project some time in the middle of winter. (Well, I can't predict the time it takes between planning and distribution...)
>>39975764Title: Megumu's OmamoriFirst Panel:Narration: Chimata-dono when her powers have yet to return and was still weakBottom right: Iizuna-houseChimata: Hey, always staying at home is boring! I wanna take a walk outside!Megumu: Eh-Megumu: That's still a little dangerous...I'm busy right now so I can't accompany you.Chimata: I'll go by myself!!Second Panel:Megumu: ...it can't be helped, huh. I'll give you a map of this area, so please be careful.Small text: Haah, she's become really selfishChimata: I will, thanks!Megumu: Please come back before dinner.Map: MapThird Panel:Chimata: Waahh~Chimata: Youkai Mountain is so filled with nature~Bottom right: A gentle and harmless rafflesia
>>39975775First Panel:Chimata: The tengu and kappa are all around but...Fourth Panel:Chimata: Iizunamaru said it would be dangerous but... instead of being messed by all sorts of Youkai, Chimata: I think they're avoiding me...?Chimata: Could this mean,
>>39975782First Panel:Chimata: My true power has yet to return but...even so,Chimata: Everyone can sense the charisma I hold as a goddess!?Nitori's friend: Thank thee for thy presense~Momiji: I am humbled at thy presense~Second Panel:Chimata: FufufuChimata: UfufufuThird Panel:Chimata: I like you, Youkai Mountain!!Chimata: Look forward to me developing your economy!!Narration: A daitengu who did not leave anything to chance.Note: This goddess may be small now, but eventually she will lead to great wealth. Therefore, do not lay a hand on her. --Iizunamaru MegumuBottom text: An especially scary photo of herNitori's friend: ScaryMomiji: Scary
>>39982847Tenkyuu!If her dolls are actually fairies, does that mean that Alice is faking her puppetry?
>>39975789Title: Inflation Math BattleFirst Panel:Himemushi Momoyo(The first kanji in her first name is circled, meaning 'hundred')Second Panel:Tenkyuu Chimata(The first kanji in her first name is circled, meaning 'thousand')Third Panel:(The first two kanji in Momoyo's first name is circled, meaning 'hundred-hundred')Megumu: It's time for the meeting.Small text: What are they doing...Outside panel: Maybe they're introducing themselves to each other)
>>39975800Title: Lunar Rainbow MeetingMomoyo: Doesn't understand the difficult stuff so she eats the snacks that were preparedMegumu: Probably the one that talks the most during meetings, explaining and confirming things.Tsukasa: Goes "Now now now" when there's a sense of unease in the air. Replenishes the snacks. Chimata: Doesn't have a strong opinion due to her lack of power but will never change her opinion on things she's adamant on.
>>39975807Title: The daitengu's giftFirst Panel:Narration: The Starry Sky MantleNarration: It's a gift by Iizunamaru to commemorate the opening of the Lunar Rainbow MarketSecond Panel:Chimata: So pretty...Is it okay for me to receive such a wonderful gift?Megumu: Yes, of course.Megumu: Your usual blue sky mantle is good but, this starry sky will look even better in the Lunar Rainbow Market. Chimata: Th-thanks...
>>39975815First Panel:Narration: On a later dayTsukasa: Iizunamaru-sama~ It looks like there is a survey from the Hieda Family.Megumu: What are its contents?Tsukasa: Let's see... it's "Please tell us the [Ability You Are Capable Of] (star)".Megumu: Aah, in that case,Second Panel:Megumu: It's [Capable of Manipulating the Starry Sky], I think!Small text: Camera gaze
>>39975821Title: I pity these two for not having defeat portraits, so I defeated themI'll do (parts of) the rest tomorrow.
Tenkyuu translator anons!
>>39975850Title: Mysterious mysterious riding thingFirst Panel:Narration: Iizunamaru-sama is patrolling the mountain while taking a break strollingSecond Panel:Megumu: -Hm?Third Panel:Megumu: That is...Arrow: ThatSign: Keep the park cleanNarration: Youkai Mountain ParkMegumu: That thing Chimata-dono always rides on...?
>>39975863First Panel:Megumu: Oh, did she leave it here? Such an important thing...Small text: scientifically Megumu: Well, I've always been wondering what this thing is made of...Second Panel:Megumu: Now, excuse me~Third Panel:Megumu: OUUCHH!!!!Fourth Panel:Megumu: What the hell, is it sentient!?Small text: (like it's trying to talk)
>>39975870First Panel:Megumu: OwowowowMegumu: I was just a little curious! In the first place, where is your owner (Chimata) !?Second Panel:Megumu: Hm?Third Panel:Text: ToiletFifth Panel:Megumu: Ah...Ah..Ah..Megumu: I see.Sign: Thank you for keeping the (toilets clean)
>>39975875First Panel: Narration: ...which means,Small text: While she's holding her mantle as to not dirty it...Narration: Right now, over there, Chimata-dono is...Second Panel:Megumu: OOOWWWWWWWW!!!
>>39975889Title: Rough ChimaText: Using it like a skateboard is also good.
>>39975896Anon, I think you meant to say I've already translated this, not the Mokou one.>>39975902Title: Thank you for taking care of meFirst Panel:Narration: Bamboo Forest of the LostThird Panel:Mokou: Haaah...I'm bored as usual.Mokou: And all I've done today was just sleep. Rock: Rock that's just rightFourth Panel:Chimata: --san. Mokou-san...Mokou: Ah, I'm hearing the remnants of my dream...
>>39975909First Panel:Chimata: Fujiwara Mokou-san!!Second Panel:Mokou: W-what? What is it?Mokou: Who is the person calling for me-
>>39975921First Panel:Mokou: ...Uh...?Small text: No really, who are you?Chimata: Nice to meet you. I am the Goddess of the Market, Tenkyuu Chimata.Second Panel:Chimata: This is gonna be quick, but the gist is, Fujiwara Mokou-san, your ability card [Phoenix's Tail]...Chimata: Has been chosen as the No.1 ability card by everyone in the poll!Third Panel:Chimata: Congratulations!!
>>39975927First Panel:Mokou: Ability card? What's that?Second Panel:Chimata: Eeeh... You don't know?Chimata: Yeah...I guess they really aren't popular outside the mountain...Mokou: What a lively person...(in many ways)Third Panel:...Girls are explaining...Fourth Panel:Mokou: ...um, I don't quite understand the details, but in short,Mokou: You are copying the abilities of other people without their permission into the cards, right?Mokou: There are some people who are uneasy about that, so reflect on it.Chimata: Ah...ok, ok. Left text: Take this as a point to improve next time.
>>39975935First Panel:Chimata: That said, it's meager, but, for your ability to achieve first place so splendidly, Chimata: I present to you a prize!!Second Panel:Mokou: Prize...? What, are they gonna be assorted ability cards?Chimata: That would be wonderful but...Chimata: It wouldn't be allowed by the rules, so it's some nice fan goods instead. Small text: Transferring is prohibited! Only one card per trade! etc.Third Panel:Chimata: Well, that's all!Chimata: Take this oppurtunity! If you're ever interested in the ability cards,Chimata: Please by all means collect and play with them!!Mokou: Well, if I'm ever interested...
>>39975939First Panel:Chimata: Now then, farewell...Third Panel:Chimata: Please show me the waySmall text: Well, it was by a miraculous coincidence that I came here, and now I'm lost, lost...I'll try to finish up the rest by tomorrow or so
>>39975889This Chimata is far too sexy, she must be dorkified post haste!>>39999096Tenkyuu for your hard work anon!
>>39999108>This Chimata is far too sexyI don't know, she looks kinda normal and boring.Where's the colors? The オシャレ? The zippers?
>>39999228Its like gap moe. The fact that she is normally so chuuni makes her casual outfit sexy as hell. See also: overdesigned gacha girls in casual clothes.
>>39984670Tenkyuu!>It can't be helpedI got to typeset a legendary phrase.
>>39975948Second Panel:Mokou: Man, what an odd visitor she was...Third Panel:Mokou: Hm?Fourth Panel:Bunnies: open it~ open it~Mokou: ...Ah,Fifth Panel:Mokou: Oh yeah, the prize I got,Mokou: Let's see what's inside-
>>39975954Second Panel:Mokou: What? This is...Third Panel:Blank Card StickersThese are wonderful stickers with the design of the Market Goddess' Ability Card, the [Blank Card] ~ (star) Stick these firmly anywhere you please and think back to the market!*These are not ability cards so abilities won't activateStick these anywhere without worry!
>>39975963First Panel:Narration: The next daySecond Panel:Sumireko: Wh-ahahahaSumireko: M-Mokou-san...Third Panel:Sumireko: What's up with those patches!?Mokou: ...Is anything funny?Fourth Panel:Sumireko: No no...it's just, that design, it's that very useless ability card isn't it!?Fifth Panel:Mokou: Is it...? Are you familiar with ability cards?Sumireko: Eh? Well, sorta. At first I thought it was an ominous item but...Sumireko: After investigating, everyone said it was harmless so I collect them every now and then.
>>39976103First Panel:Sumireko: Speaking of which, you don't know anything about them and you've stuck them all over your clothes...Sumireko: Weren't you tricked by some weirdo?Third Panel:Mokou: It's rude to say that I was tricked, but you're right in saying that the person who gave me these was a weirdoChimata: Hey heeeyMokou: But these stickers,Mokou: are really cool!!Fourth Panel:Sumireko: Eeh....
>>39976106First Panel:Sumireko: ...Mokou-san, sometimes you do reveal some unexpected tastes...Small text: Like live musicMokou: Enough about that! I wanna play with these cards! Mokou: If you don't mind, would you share yours with me?Second Panel:Sumireko: Eh? No way, these cards have to be bought with money, and if you wanna trade, you have to do it when there's a rainbow or some other rare situation, otherwise they will just become scraps of paper.Mokou: As expected, it's really difficult isn't it?Sumireko: On that note, if you can use it well, it's a lot of fun.Sumireko: Well, I'll leave it till next time~Moku: Cheh-Third Panel:Narration: And so, it seems the ability cards...Fourth Panel:Narration: ...will be continued to be spread far and wide as part of the goddess' various promotions.Fifth Panel:Narration: By the way, the lowest ranked card in the poll is...Narration: ...no, let's not mention it.Fin.
>>39976111Chima-Cosplay of a seven-colored person>>39976116Ohagaki means postcardMany thanks anon for uploading this. Pote's Chimata stories are always fun, and that Okina book he did is pretty fun too.
>>39987046Tenkyuu!Translating the untranslatable with a TN for each panel.
>>39987180Tenkyuu!The Chimata and Megumu ones are surely accurate. Maybe the Tsukasa one as well (but she'll definitely talk to people one-on-one outside the meeting to try to influence them).
>>40019540Fixed the unsightly grey borders around the text.
>>39987280Tenkyuu!I don't really get it.
>>39987302Tenkyuu!Pote is a man of taste
>>40024809The idea is that Megumu has Chimata under her control if she wears that mantle
Why are you looking at us like that?
(Upscaled versions of the old typeset images)
(Upscaled versions of the old typeset images) 2/3
(Upscaled versions of the old typeset images) 3/3
>>39998016Tenkyuu!Luna-Luna is always great.
Stealing Chimata's panties
>>40045048Do not steal from the market anon, if you want to aquire something you must pay for it.
Rescaled from the previously translated version. So much Luna-Luna this time around!>>39998691You're absolutely right, of course.
Chimata-sama curses all the stockmarkets and those who hold stocks to painful existences! This is your just desserts for forsaking the marketplace!
Into the river...
>>40056165chima-chan approves the use of stocks as commodities?!oh my god, I hate chimata now!
Posting a color-corrected back cover. It's not a proper full-color correction, but just based on the color correction for the black and white pages, which was done to make the scans match the preview images. If anyone's got a good guide for correcting color-scans, I'd be happy to hear about it.Again, Tenkyuu all so much. This was great fun to read and typeset.
The market... Is crashing...Captcha: JPARK
>>40078763Why is Misumaru such a shortie?
The cat saga continues
This card finally showed up again at Meikasai 16 this weekend, after having been absent from spring Reitaisai. Good fortune was surely bestowed upon this market!
>>40085647Second Panel:Tsukasa: What's wrong?Megumu: Th-that...>>40085650First Panel:Mike: Tenkyuu-san...Chimata: Hm?Second Panel:Megumu: ...NeMegumu: NETORARE'D!!!Tsukasa: No, you never went out with her, so there's no netorare.Third Panel:Megumu: EEEHTsukasa: Why are you acting like you did...>>40085658Mike: No one's buying it and yet she's printed a ton. And because of this there's nothing but blank cards for sale. This Lunar Rainbow Market is the worst. >>40090674Clockwise from top left: Chimata-so (someone double check this)ChimatanChima-chanChimata: I'm a goddess!v2tag
>>40093253Tenkyuu!! Netorare'd by a cat and un-Netorare'd by a fox... I wonder what hurt her more?(Not quite sure how to typeset the NETORARE'D, the up-down zigzagging of the original didn't really read that well to me in English, so I went with something simple to guide the eye while capturing the size difference of the original.)
>>40104419Missed the 'Tsu' on Tsukasa. Fixed.
>>40093253Tenkyuu!!!!Respect Kami.(If it's not a weird handwritten 'so', I have no idea what it is.)
great thread, chimata fans don't mess around, huh?
>>40118368W-what are they doing?
>>40118389Chimata is being jealous of blue Aya's chest.
>>40118368Pote finally making Chimata lewds?
>>40127380He's done a few.
Silly buttons and a comically large zipper.
>>40138569This looks dumb and ridiculous.Fits Chimata perfectly.
>>40138569This is a great look for her.>>40139049Her entire dress is literal cards, too.
>>40138569Imagine unzipping the outfit of this lewd goddess
>>40118389Posing for my 2023 nude calendar.
>>40138569Reminds me of a kindergarten teacher
I found this halfway through an incomprehensible image set involving toutetsu
Looks like Pote is planning something big for Yarinsai 12, which takes place the 26th.
>>40150656That Junko looks absolutely adorable
>>40150456Chimata: It's a surprise seeing you working here, Tsukasa~Chimata: The other day Megumu came to my house to ask me about you.(She stayed the night)Tsukasa: Ah~ Apologies for my master's behavior~Tsukasa: That damn tengu in heat...
... Not programming socks!
>>40138569I love it when artists include the sky cape. Very nice to look at.
>>40152578Tenkyuu!This is rich, coming from someone dressed in a pink nurse's uniform...
>>40155847So closeThere is unfortunately still no art of Chimata in Rainbow Tights to my knowledge.
I keep forgetting about this thread.
>>40127859I want to do all sorts of stuff to Chimata's sweaty Chimatas.
Try not to cry
>>39903977Why are the translations deleted?
>>40192048The market..... Is crashing........
Chimata is stupid and I hate her! I hope she goes poor from the market crashing and ends up having to live inside a dumpster because that's where she belongs!
>>40194237Archived threads get purged, anon.>>40192048Announcement: Comiket 100 is now closed.clap clap clapSign right: God CardSign left: Kagiyama vs RockSign bottom left: Sold outdpnp8
>>40199526Tenkyuu!Poor Tenkyuu I hope she'll try again next Comiket.
>>40198365Well atleast she'll have this guy to live with while she's now living in the dumpster.
>>40199526Gah goddammit this is the second time this week I left the captcha in the text box. I really am getting senile.
Many cool Tenkyuus were posted today.
>>40201303So that's what it was.
I'm angry that this artist stopped drawing Chimatas.
>>40217128Eye of Megumu.
>>40217661Biblically accurate tengu
Pote has posted a preview of his upcoming work. No Chimata in the preview (except for the cover), but she is tagged in the melonbook listing.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99113841https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1509431
New Happy Drop art dropped!
>>40235886Megumu: Do you want to work with me to revitalize the market?
>>40244159I love how random this is. Tenkyuu!
>>40240401I have so much in common with this tengu.
>>40240401>>40245730You two are bad people and should stay away from Chimatan.She's too innocent and adorable to be corrupted by weirdos like you and blue aya.
I wanna beat Chimata up.
>>40246834I'm not a bad person! That's a different way to show your love for Chimatan!
>>40246834well it doesn't count if tsukasa corrupts her for megumu, right?
>>40253880Fucking rude piece of shit
Really cool. The title is "fox tube".
I'm going to bleach Chimata-chan's clothes!!!
>>40281918>>40281926translate it weebs
>>40283514There is nothing to translate>>40281918Gloomy~>>40281926Dokkyun~
>>40272035DAMN thats a TIGHT, FOX, ASS