Come and give worship before her big mountains of faith
>>39448899finally, a thread for Gensokyo's #1 goddess!
My dear beloved Kanako...
We love you Kanako-sama!!
>>39456464Kanako-sama is gorgeous.
>>39448899post the burger joint one please
>>39448899Worst goddess ever, she and her fellow gods were apparently so mighty and holy that they went extinct in the outside world, speak volume about how "powerful" deities are, likewise youkai
>>39457530(Not op but here we go)The new burger joint, built just a small ways down from the Moriya Shrine, was intended to help attract more people to the area, who would hopefully decide to visit the shrine and pay their respects, granting it their faith. Kanako stood from behind a counter, watching the moderately crowded room buzz with chatter, people enjoying their burgers happily.A sharp crying sound struck Kanako's ears, as she turned to see in the corner to see a young boy, maybe 6 or 7, with tears staining his cheeks. The mother tried to console her child, but to no avail. This seemed like a grand time for the goddess to play a small active role, and hopefully spark some faith in the people personally!She was tall and imposing over the child, as she asked him what the problem was. The mother cowered slightly in fear, unsure if the goddess offered them assistance or a threat. The child, however, was unphased. His words were garbled over his tears, but Kanako could make out enough; the toy that came with his meal wasn't what he wanted. He didn't get anything of the nice shrine maiden idol, or of that funny froggy lady. Instead, he got some dumb stick. Kanako put on a smile and tried to inspire some joy in the child. She told him that it was no mere stick, it was a small onbashira, one of the symbols of the head goddess of the shrine herself, showing how powerful and mighty of a goddess she was! Her words left the kid unaffected, who continued to cry. He wasn't interested in whatever the purple hair lady offered, this stick was useless.Sanae rushed over and in front of the goddess, as she personally appealed to the boy. Her charm and kindness, as well as how well known she was to everyone in the local town, quickly pacified the boy. Kanako was shaken, and decided to step into the back room of the restaurant to take a few personal moments to reflect over the situation.She had returned to the dining floor just in time to see the child toss his onbashira toy in the trash can on his way out, where it joined many others identical to it.
kanako doesn't have a single good ero doujineven alice, much disgusting she is, has somehow sad!
>>39458396You just gotta dig
>>39457603Yukari are you angryposting on the interwebs again?
I think lady Kanako is very cute & impressive and she doesnt get enough credit for what she offers us, but i'm kind of terrified to tell her all that. Cute as is she, she's also really imposing...I'm too scared but i'll be cheering for her in the back.
>>39457969this hurts to read but i can't help but think she was foolish to make such a toy, when she could have easily made tornado wind themed beyblades of herself due to her power
Kanako-sama is so cool! The coolest!
>>39462459Kanako=sama is indeed the coolest an prettiest and cutest!
>>39466516One time she looked in my general direction. I swooned like a little girl.
>>39475327Still great, but not better.
>>39448899Kys for posting this doujin
What'd you do?
>>39460790Or a huge snake with red eyes! Stupid grandma can't even play on her own (former) coolness!
>>39484861nothing i think
>>39492717im sorry kanako-sama, im not sure what i did but im deeply disappointed in myself for whatever it is
>>39493455So Im supposed to just accept and worship this cute little idiot, huh? As I see it, shes just a little cute blob, and even while being so soft she expects you to go along with her bossyness and demeanor. She sits atop the mountain scheming and imposing, being this figure of power and yet where you get down to it she just dares looks like this? Adorable?I can live with that.
I need her.
>>39492717Oops my bad that "special surprise" was for Aya, didn't mean blast one of the visiting villagers off the mountain.
You weren't going to let this thread die, were you?
suwako and kanako have the smoothest sounding names ever, they just roll off the tongue
If Kanako bounces on my cock will I die
>>39526654No. But you will be milked dry
Smooches for Kanako!
>>39535774I want to touch small Kanako
Lil' Kanako is a crybaby!
Why is Kanako so rude?
>>39565976She's old and single.
>>39565976I would be rude too if they served me warm piss
>>39565976Kanako doesn't have a good understanding of social situations, being a god and all.
Kanako trying a different method of attracting people to the shrine!
>>39572212I bet it will be a big hit with the youth!
>>39565976Kanako’s body is perfect in the whale manga
Kanako is slute
>>39565976gave her dewpsi instead of sproke?
What do you think hugging Kanako feels like?
>>39584081Hugging a complete virgin loser
>>39584081Sweaty and awkward.
>>39584081not very good but at the same time thats why it feels so good
I will burn Moriya shrine to the ground and destroy Kanako's faith, I'll erase her religion on the spot. All gods must burn, humans have no need of them.
>>39584378There is no god but God.
>>39584081There's only one way to find out.
>>39584378How very American of you.
>>39584155>>39584281>>39584365Please, she is a warrior woman show some respect...
>>39587265Yes, she's a fighter, not a lover.
>>39587265She was a warrior. Now she spends the day eating, getting drunk and lazying around.
>>39587338Does that mean I live a lifestyle fit for a god?
>>39584378Fuck off, Futo
>>39584155>>39584281So it's the same as hugging a /jp/sie?
>>39595001No, we don't have breasts.
>>39457969Whenever I see this copy pasta I immediately think of this page
>>39595990The fat ones kinda do.
>>39606735I wouldn't know. I try to stay nice and healthy for Kanako-sama. Never hugged a /jp/sie either.
She is a player character now!Show her some respect!
>>39627885and that's kinda sadboth kanako and buddhist boat girl got their lightning stolen by flan
I love you, Kanako-sama!
>>39475327I dunno man.
>>39681788God, I love when artists draw Kanako with bright red lipstick and sharp eyes.
I can't believe I actually, honest to god, fell in love with Kanako... What the fuck happened?
>>39713828what's wrong with that?
>>39584427Buddhist/Hindu (everything is an illusion/dream) appropriator
>>39718863Nothing. It's just unexpected.
>>39713828Why do you love her?
>>39720878sometimes the best things happen unexpectedly
>>39728712It makes me happy to think about her, and also a little sad.I like laying in bed before I sleep and just thinking about Kanako. I like to imagine contact with her and how she might feel. It's nice, and something I haven't experienced in a long time, and never so strongly. 2D or otherwise.A little sad though, because we will always be apart. A longing for her, you might call it.>>39730513Maybe so, maybe so. I'm still not sure when exactly it went from a strong fondness to love.
>>39713828You acquired taste.
Happy mother's day, Kanako-sama.
>>39492717Its not her fault she doesn't have a boyfriend. She's just not used to this new generation of dating.
Yes, that's correct
Kissing Suwako the superior deity.
>>39810850Shitty pedobait curse goddess, taking the form of a little girl won't make the stretch marks go away, you know?
>>39811367What, still mad that none of your lineage survived to the modern day, but mine did.
>>39811844I want to give Kanako to give me a litter of purple-haired rug rats. I'm gonna have a huge family! I'm gonna have 20 or more kids and they're all gonna be just as great as their mom and dad!My life will be the definition of joy.
>>39811948Too bad she entered menopause a thousand years ago.I guess you guys could adopt a child or something.
>>39811948Good luck with that.
>>39815041>>39816779You guys aren't very nice.
[Insert action of love and affection] Kanako!
Forming a grand harem of village girls with Kanako's blessings to raise many children to give faith to the Moriya shrine! Dedicating my life to building the Moriya hegemony over Gensokyo!
How and why did she ever pick Okuu for her plan? I just dont understand
>>39839172Who knows, but I'm sure glad she did.
Giving Kanako-sama a back massage.
>>39817723That's how childfuckers behave, ignore them.
I want to FUCKKKK Kanak
>>39839172Okuu is stupid and easily manipulated. Plus she lives in former hell, so fewer people would know about her to begin with.
>>39853890I want her to ride my shoulders.
>>39750711You just know
Oh Kanako. My dear, dear Kanako. How I yearn to be by your side!
Anon, I find your devotion to Kanako endearing. Shine on.
Kissing a virgin sounds gross
>>39877174Better look away then, or you might get sick.
>>39877174Is that why girls don't want to date me?
>>39877413Yeah, nobody wants to be around a virgin. If you have sex, women will want to kiss you.Kanako and I are going to stay virgins though. Our love is pure.
>>39448899Kanako is such a hag, no wonder she isn't love.
>>39882065Kanako might not win any popularity contests, but she won the only contest that matters. The one for my heart.
>>39882250You do NOT have 370 pictures of Kanako
>>39896080Correct. I'm still slowly working on it.
Sure wish I could be with her.
>>39896080Is it that hard to believe, I have 2.6k of my hu, I've only sorted them up to 201
One of those nights...
>>39493822you need A life kiddo -sans
Despite living in this strange hell I've found myself in, looking at Kanako sets me at ease. I love Kanako.
Post the Lost Word PhotoshopYou know the one
>>39925202No I don't know the one :)
touching kanako's butt
>>39898018Share them with a catbox link, please.
>>39938302Why was Kanako visiting a pub? Was she looking for someone to date?
>>39947799Why would I ever do that?
>>39947956So everyone can see those beautiful Kanako pics.
>>39949087I'll dump em in August. I'm hoping I'll have enough to fill three threads for three special days. It'll be a Kanako festival.
kissing kanako and then letting her have her way with me.
>>39966505Virgins are notoriously very pushy, awkward, and demanding during sex.
>>39966791What, have you had sex or something? What a fucking loser!
wow, kanako is an inspiration!
>>39966791I'm a virgin too so I don't mind that.
I'm going to try and make something new. If all goes well, I might have a nice project on my hands.
Reminder that with UM it's now officially canon that Kanako is sensitive to being called an old hag.
>>39982173I like to tease her until she starts getting upset. Then I shower her with affection and do it all again.
>>39962374anon, I dunno if kissing Kanako is a good idea, those fangs kinda worry me...
>>39990720I'm not a corpse, therefore kissing Kanako is the best thing that happened to me.
SELECT YOUR CHARACTER
Doing WHAT to Kanako?!
>>40019291子神奈子 and Suwako.
I was worried the sun was going to set on her thread while I was away!
>>40033792kanako threads may fade away, but she'll always be in our hearts...
>>40034955I like posting Kanako though.
>>39611088where they going
Would Kanako be ok with me molesting her while she sleeps?
>>40064716No, she's only okay with being molested if she can properly feel it, meaning she needs to be awake.
>>40064959But is it molesting if she's attentively and willingly accepting each of my tender caresses?
>>40064959>>40065637kanako is noble and pureyou guys must be thinking of someone that crawls around in the muck like suwako, she'd be down for that
>>40065652>she'd be down for thatWhich is why she's a mother, while Kanako doesn't even know what a man's touch feels like. But at least she can tell herself she is "noble" and "pure" whenever she hears Suwako having fun with a man in the other room.
>>40065652I just wanted touch Kanako-sama's plump body ;_;
>>40065756Kanako really is the best! Who would give their faith to some whore goddess? I want a god worth giving faith to!
kissing kanako goodnight
Hugging very BIG Lady Kanako!
Hugging Lady Kanako!
I love Kanak
consoling kanako after deeply embarrassing moments (these happen daily)
Going away for a few days. See ya later, /jp/.
I miss him so much
>>40103600I can't believe he's gone...
Now that he is gone… I never really liked him that much
It just isn't the same without him...
>>40114642crying with kanako about the ones we lost along the way...
>>40114598>>40114642What happened to him?
>>40122291hugged too hard by kanako...every bone in his body was shattered...
>>40122291He died from oxygen deprivation because he kissed Kanako to much, truly most unfortunate
>>40122291Some say he's still out there...kissing kanako
We can't let the thread die, he will come back some day
>>40138479It’s been almost 4 days already, he is not coming back anon…
>>40138628How could I abandon my friends on /jp/? It hurts me that you would say that...
I knew he would come back
RIP nen. Ganbatte Nenmin, in all future pursuits.
I'll be honest bros, I don't think I could keep my composure for even a second in front of Kanako, she just seems really intimidating...
>>40170492She's a huge dork in private settings! It's super cute!
Kanako is really cool and strong. She doesn't have a single flaw. What's more, having faith in her makes her even cooler and stronger.My wife really is the best!
Only good thread in teh jay right now.
kissing kanako>>40208519I like the Kotomi thread.
rubbing kanako's belly for luck
Reminder Kanako is a weird old awkward virgin who is also egotistical
>>40237602and I love her for it.
Stop kissing Kanako.
Anon, please feel free to continue kissing Kanako as much as you like
Please kiss me, Kanako
Stop kissing Kanako. Stop trying to take her virginity. Stop loving Kanako.She sucks.
How would Kanako react to Sumireko calling her cringe and then dabbing on her? I bet she would think it's just some kind of new friendly greeting and then try to return the gesture.
Please don't tell me what to do with my wife. I love her and I'll kiss her if I want to.
Kissing Kanako is now banned!
kissing kanako's feet
stealing kanako's big rope wheel thing
>>40256658getting an onbashira too is a nice bonus
I have no faith in Kanako.
>>40256649But what do you plan to do with it?
>>40258303I'll use it as a hula hoop
>>40262835What a fool you are. She's a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
would you eat a homecooked meal from Kanako?
>>40290771Kanako is a terrible cook, however, her smile will make anything delicious. It would be my pleasure.
>>40262982If I get people to stop believing in her, she would cease to exist. Killing Kanako is easy!
>>40290964Easier said than done. Besides, why would you want to do that?
>>40291231Because Kanako is a haggy false goddess usurping the shrine from the rightful goddess Suwako Moriya.I will go around telling people that Kanako wears implants and stuffs her bra, her followers will all leave in force and she will fade like a candle. Then I will bring all her former faithful before Suwako-sama and pull her shirt up, revealing her delicious natural breasts and I will declare "Flat is justice", all of them will bow down in respect and worship the true goddess.
>>40291636Suwakobros should take it easy. Kanako won, and everyone's better for it.
>>40291700Fact: Suwako is stronger than Kanako, Suwako is the real god who rules the shrine and handles everything there while Kanako just says she owns it, Suwako is prettier than Kanako and Kanako is just an ugly hag who stuffs her shirt who needs to leech off Suwako's faith to survive because she would have gone extinct otherwise since nobody wanted to worship her where she fled from.Kanako is a shit, death to false gods.
>>40291754I think you have your wires crossed buddy.
>>40291754Suwako was willing to fade away before Kanako intervened. You don't have to like her but please show her some decency and respect.
See ya around, /jp/!
DUDE KANAKO lmao
I bet Kanako has received large amounts of faith thanks to this thread!