Kanako's newest plan to collect faith!
>>37932878I want to grope this cute hag
>>37932878taken 30 seconds before those straps on her side split open
>>37933955>>37939548>>37939567Are you guys proud of being so rude to a goddess? You know Kanako is really smart, she pulls a ton of strings behind the scenes, you should show some respect.
>>37939668I won't deny she's a genius manipulator, but maybe she should manipulate some salad into her mouth for once
>>37939668I non-ironically agree with Sanae. Gensokyo has too many lolis. I like ladies who are fully developed.
>>37939668I'm not trying to be mean. I just think that starting a diet might be a good idea. I also think that she should stop trying to look sexy and just wear her normal clothes.>>37939917Although I love lolis, some adult girls (Kanako not included) are fine.
>>37939917Really I don't think there are that many lolis out there.Who in Touhou do you consider a Loli Anon?
>>37939997>some adult girls (Kanako not included) are fine.>Kanako not includedYou're gonna cause Kanako to board herself up in the shrine and eat a tub of ice cream again
>>37940033I think Kanako's tendency to eat copious amounts of icecream whenever someone comments on her weight might be making the problem worse, just a thought
>>37940017All fairies, all of Team 9, the Scarlet sisters, the Satori sisters, Suika, Kisume, Eika, and Suwako. And a few others probably.
>>37940033Would it help if I said something like "I don't think I'm good enough for her"?
>>37940213yes, please do that
>>37940213saying "it's not you, it's me" never works, and never will.
>>37941314it will with someone as narcissistic as Kanako
>>37941352She's narcissistic but still lonely and a woman. She might then decide to grant you the "privilege" of going to dinner with her.
>>37941369that sounds like the kind of privilege it'd take a lot to earn, not that I wouldn't be willing to do whatever it takes of course
>>37946028I'm not an expert in anatomy, but to me it feels like Megumu is standing on top of something.Megumu's body also looks quite slender.
>>37946028Imagine hugging Megumu and feeling the weight of her breasts resting on top of your head.
>>37946028Megumu probably wears those tengu geta which are extremely tall
>>37946028del>>37946636>>37946706>>37946869If I recall correctly we also see Marisa next to Megumu and she looks around her height, Megumu was definitely standing on top of something.
>>37948273Could you stop being coy and tell us what she was standing on? You were there.
>>37932878>>37933526she looks so squishy in this art I can't get over it
>>37946028Ugly fanfic non-character on the right.
>>37952386Meg is cute.
Kanako taking YOU on a date!
>>37952825it would be an honor, a very expensive honor
>>37946028just what do you think you're doing?
>>37932878cute god, I would let her empty my fridge and drink all my booze
sexy ni... dame
DRUNKEN RELATIONS WITH KANAKO
>>37983783She'd fall asleep after orgasming once.And she'd snore VERY loudly.
>>37984095I would trade sleep for Kanako sex, snoring is fine
>>37983783I wish fusu would draw Kanako more, that's the kind of Kanako content we need!
>>37983783KANAKO-SAMA I NEED TO WORK TOMORROW!
>>37995570other gods are just malnourished, Kanako is healthy and gets plenty of offerings
>>37932878she's too old for that outfit
>>37939548I have faith in those straps
>>37932878What does divine hag piss taste like, /jp/?
>>38013734your faith is admirable, that's a lot of hag blubber they're holding back after all
Year of the Tiger!
>>38025450Sanae has really been getting good at photoshop
>>38025749Hnnng I want to lick Kanako's abs.
>>38025450Now post the real version
>>38025749She just wants for Kanako to look her best in order to attract more people to the Moriya shrine.
>>38032484this hag has such gropeable pudge
What is it you like the most about Kanako?
>>38051906She's cool, cute, and sexy! She also kicks major ass. Her shimenawa is cool too. Depicted as either a muscular woman or a flabby hag, I love her all the same. I just want to wrap my arms and legs around her and rest my head on her back.I think my favorite thing about her is her hair. Looks kind of goofy, but it's cute.
>>38051906her overall personality I guess, she's both a very intimidating and impressive character and also works in a more comedic light purely from how petty she can be, I enjoy both sides of her a lot for that reason
>>38051906uh, her hair is nice i guessI just need an excuse to bump this thread lmao
>>38068428Aside from just bumping the thread with nothing, only her hair? Really? Kanako has so much about her that's wonderful!She's a very big, tall, and imposing woman! She's like a mountain, mighty and powerful, a stature befitting of a goddess! Her look and style is very cool and mature! Is she muscular, or squishy, or a mixture of both? That's a good question, but she looks wonderful in everyway!And for personality? Amazing! She can be a kind protective mother, a manipulative politician, a cunning schemer, or an alcoholic virgin hag! It all comes together in a cute and lovely package, and that package is Kanako!Also Kanako has two big mountains of faith.
>>38082670at least one person has now decided that Kanako's best feature is "she fat", she might just up and retire at this rate
>>38085370I like tiny Kanako.
Hugging Kanako! Wrapping arms around Kanako's soft midsection! Face in Kanako's s breasts! Kanako hugs would be soft and delightful!
>>38095843whilst she'd be reluctant at first, I'm sure Kanako would eventually accept hugs as a display of faith, probably best to avoid calling her soft to her face though
>>38095843I think that she'd be nervous and start sweating a lot, since that's the first time a man has hugged her. Not to mention that her heartbeat rate would be through the roof.
>>38096494Ew, sweaty goddess
>>38096494Sweet, sweaty goddess
>>37984095Every part of that sounds hot but only because it's kanako
>>38085189She has fat in all the right places though! Her hips! Her thighs! Her chest! And most importantly, her tummy!
>>38102666oh I 100% agree, but she might not be too happy to hear that herself
>>38102645You like Kanako snoring?>>38102666You forgot her fat butt.
Kanako is now Suwako!
>>38106773She's more like 2 Suwakos. Maybe three.
>>38107261Three for the price of one? Now that's a bargain!
>>38107457find some clothes that fit, kanacow
>>38106773>>38107457Please put some pants on, Kanako おばさん
>>38106773>>38107457I think you look great without any pants on, auntie Kanako!
>>38108984>>38109098Kanako should stop lounging around the shrine drinking beer without pants, what a lazy slob of an auntie
>>38109153perfect for auntie that makes jokes about hooking up
>>38116271Yeah, just jokes haha!
Board games with Kanako
>>38120812are they playing babanuki?Weird seeing Kanako losing at her own game.
>>38120829Whatever it is, I want to have a pajama party with Kanako!
>>38121072I bet she's playing a fighting game against nobody. She's struggling to beat up a target that won't fight back. Hah, how lame.
What would it feel like to take Kanako's virginity?
Showing Kanako cute party games and other fun games!Telling her it's hip with the youth so she's further convinced to play with me!Seeing her struggle to figure it out!Her trying to keep a cool attitude fit of a Goddess!Kanako!!!
>>38121095Kanako is an extremely skilled fighting game player! Much better than the rest of the competition!
>>38121120Awkward, clammy, sweaty, flabby.
>>38125035The best kind...God I love Kanako...
>>38051906Mostly my headcanon of how I interpret her character. Shes the imposing face of the Moriya shrine and also the brains and ambition. She is the type to sit on the throne and move her pawns about to get her desired result but when push comes to shove she isnt afraid to go out and bust some heads in person. I'd like to think that she is so focused on her goals in Gensokyo specifically because not being cutthroat enough in the outside world is what lead to her having to drag her two closest friends in here with her. She is also a dork when it comes to love because that type of thing never fell under her domain in the first place and shes been too focused on running her 'business' to pay attention to romantic interests. Also her design is imposing and elegant at the same time with the shimenawa and mirror while also having a great set of colors.
>>38125769Cunning and scheming snake-oil saleswoman Kanako is great huh?
>>38120812Kanako is so old even card games are too modern for her to grasp
>>38129531That's not true! She just got a bad hand dealt to her!
>>38129562she's had an awful lot of bad hands in a row, are you sure she's not the bad part here?
Hey Kanako, smoking is bad for you...
>>38136141Kanako could and would kick your butt in ANY game, loser!
>>38136219ok I'll take her up on that, my game of choice is Ring Fit Adventure
>>38136219Stuffing her face as usual
>>38129449Basically yeah. Maybe I like her simply because she represents the ambition and drive that I've never had.
>>38136179Why is she so goddamn perfect
>>38051906I love her weirdly balanced attitude. She's both a solemn, imposing figure and an absolute dork...at least the way she's usually portrayed by the fans.
Pop art Kanako.
>>38142084She canonically likes nuclear power and science and tech and all that. And I mean, look at Sanae.
>>38152891Wait, Sanae is a filthy normalfag?I am extremely disappointed. People who said Kanako and Suwako are better were right all along.
Stinky, smelly, old, fatty!
>>38153312every insult you throw is another bucket of icecream Kanako will eat, stop it anon!
>>38153275Actually it's Sanae pretending to be a normalfag
Bumping because I'm not letting vteens kill a Kanako thread
>>38174145thank you anon, I missed whatever took out so many threads (though no surprise to hear it's vtuber faggotry), I'm glad you kept Kanako safe
>>38187743couple weeks late for that one, I'm afraid
Nice going guys, you somehow managed to make a goddess self-conscious about her figure. Now she's full of anxiety.
>>38189668A young girl like you shouldn't be crying, Kanako-chan. It'll spoil your beauty.
>>38189668" Don't cry kanako-sama! It totally fits you "
>>38189668don't listen to them Kanako, a body like yours exudes power and dominance, they're probably just scared!
>>38190942Man this is embarassing, I feel so sorry for Sanae and Suwako
>>38189668Maybe she'll finally start working out1
Kanako-sama is cute!
>>38195614I feel especially bad for Sanae, Kanako looks so much better in that outfit than her, she must feel so outdone!
>>38204805Kanako-sama I can see the side of your majestic boobs! Aaaah Kanako-sama!
>>38204960Why does Kanako sweat so much?She probably smells awful.
>>38205811She's making hot, steamy food in the middle of the day, anon. Don't be silly!
>>38212323I'm going to prove Kanako wrong by taking her virginity!
>>38218289Not if I do it first!
Why is Kanako such a virgin?
>>38223355Kanako has always liked to be a scary and intimidating goddess, so men never approched her. A few centuries pass, and now she realizes that she has no idea how to talk to guys and that she's WAY past her prime, and no amount of makeup is going to make her look young again.
>>38223355Turns out a scary business human personality drives men away and by the time she realized this, it was already too late.
>>38223983>business humanI just noticed, I meant Woman, fuck
>>38228077As opposed to a business goddess?
>>37932878She is collecting money not faith.
>>38243735Well she won't get either judging from how poorly that suit fits.
>>38246455it's not her fault it doesn't come in a bigger size
Goodnight Kanako. I love you!
>>38258906A hot cup for a cold goddess!
>>38263206Kanako is not a pig! she is a snake, a slender elegant snake!
>>38267270wtf is elephant snake
>>38267270I agree, Kanako is both elegant and a snake.>>38267336Get some glasses, anon.
>>38267513Kanako is NOT twice as wide in the middle!
>>38267381haha, you just forgot to put slender too right anon? you're not implying anything at all right?
this is snek
>>38267738Which one is the real Kanako?
>>37932878why is the hag so fat?
>>38268122frequent binge drinking, plenty of food offerings to her shrine, generally indulgent lifestyle, that sort of thing
>>38269344Imagine hugging Kanako and getting drenched with her sweat.
>>38269344yeah, based on her terrible eating habits
>>38268122Kanako being fat is just a misconception. Really, the girls around her are extremely underweight.
>>38269444I don't want to hug a fat sweaty snake and you can't make me!
>>38270322when all the other gods are such scrawny waifs, the healthy and well-fed Kanako is the only choice for worship
>>38271904you're going to hurt her fat sweaty feelings!
Hags wish they looked like this
>>38300476this is a screen from the super secret true Mountain of Faith ending, trust me
Kanakp inviting you to stay over! Kanakp creeping the hallways butt naked at night, in hopes that you'll walk into her! Kanakp exposing her nude body to you, saying that it was an """"""accident"""""" and she forgot you were here! Being suspicious about her claim that it was accidental, because she's acting giddy, rubbing her slit, breathing heavily and the whole room smells like fish!
Kanako being my mommy GF! Kanako making me lots of treats! Cuddling into Kanako's soft tummy and thighs! Mommy's cute feet and fatty breasts!
>>38223583Do it! I bet they're really smelly!
I see that sanae is working hard to make kanako popular, but its useless.
>>38304396It is useless, because Kanako is popular with or without Sanae's help!
Drinking coffee with Kanakp!
>>38308872Enjoying the brisk morning mountain air with Kanakp!
>>38313066good luck getting Kanakp up before noon
>>38313408Just tell her you want to go on a date in the morning. And watch her wake up at 4AM.
>>38313450Then sleep until noon and leave her waiting for hours!And if she gets angry or sad, act like you only overslept for 10 minutes and tell her she's being a drama queen!