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Patchy is a very cute girl.
But she's also a very dumb girl.
That's why she can't even get pregnant.
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>>37411991
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>>37411991
Perhaps Marisa is the one barren?
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>>37411991
It's better that way, Patchy. I'm pretty sure you would die giving birth.
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>>37411991
Witches work with poisonous substances all the time, she's probably as barren as the Sahara by now
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>>37412020
https://e-hentai.org/g/1873253/88b14d3cda/ ([Hanya Yashiki (Hanya)] Touhou Meiko ~Patchouli Hen~ | Touhou Meiko ~Patchouli Edition~ (Touhou Project) [English] {Doujins.com} [Digital])
it wasn't hard to find, however it's nsfw garbage and my innocence will never recover to what it once was
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>>37412596
>rule 34
Thanks anyway.
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>>37412596
So she mistakes a contraceptive drug for a fertility drug is the whole plot?
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>>37413326
Patchy sure is dumb!
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>>37413326
Aren't fertility drugs only 99.9% effective? She should've been impregnated 3 or 4 times already.
Maybe Patchu is infertile.
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Assuming that Patchy has been having sex every day multiple times a day, so that there's always sperm swimming around in her womb and vagina, and assuming that Patchy has a menstrual cycle of 30 days, we can assume that her yearly number of fertile days is 72.
The odds of her getting pregnant on one of those days, generously assuming that the pill is 99.9% effective, is still quite low. Therefore we can't conclude whether Patchy is fertile or not based only on this evidence.

Though that's with the usual kind of use and she has been popping them like candy every time she has sex.
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>>37417562
What calculator?
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>>37419866
Calc84
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>>37412020
EPIC image and filename.
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>>37422863
But that's just a regular 4chan filename?
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>>37413326
Could be that the guy she wants babies from is infertile. She never mentioned giving him any fertility drugs or anything.
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>>37427832
4chan is epic, dude
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>>37427832
actually it's called unix time
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>>37411991
Bookworms tend to be pretty stupid.
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>>37411991
The patch snatch
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>>37411991
just imagine releasing a lot inside hot patchy and later raising a child with her
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patchy has sex 10 times daily without fail
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>>37464399
fuck me...
how can I be as cool as patchouli
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>>37448241
white pantsu!
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>>37411991
Patcho
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p the mage
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>>37480319
What artists does P listen to?
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>>37493630
de la soul
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>>37493867
Based Patche
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>>37493867
I hate it.
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>>37478277
start with sex once a day and work your way up
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>>37433182
It's not.
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>>37411991
>eats mercury
>wtf I'm sterile
Very dumb indeed
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>>37411991
If that were true, there'd be less people.
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>>37528097
Have you played EraTW? Getting a non-human pregnant requires the help of your monotheistic god.
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>>37528097
It takes special kind of stupid.
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>>37411991
Eratohotw in a nutshell
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>>37411991
barren
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>>37433182
This



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